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[ UP-TEMPO MUSIC PLAYS ]
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>> Uncle Grandpa: GOOD MORNING!
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GOOD MORNING.
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GOOD MORNING.
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>> GRFT: [ ROARS ]
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>> Uncle Grandpa: GOOD MORNING.
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GOOD MORNING!
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[ MAMMOTH TRUMPETS ]
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[ INSECTS CHIRPING ]
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[ CAVEMEN SNORING ]
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[ RUMBLING ]
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[ ALL GASPING ]
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>> HUH?
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>> HUH? HUH?
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>> All: ME HUNGEE!
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>> [ SNIFFING ]
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OOH!
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[ CHOMP! ]
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UNH! NO YUM-NUM!
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[ FLY BUZZING ]
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OH!
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>> Both: HUH?
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YUM-NUM!
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>> All: [ GRUNTING ]
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YUM-NUM!
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[ RUMBLING ]
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[ GRUNTING ]
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[ FLY BUZZING ]
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[ GRUNTING ]
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>> Uncle Grandpa: HMM?
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>> All: [ GRUNT ]
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[ STRETCH! ]
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>> Uncle Grandpa: [ GRUNTS ]
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[ SNIFFS, GRUNTS ]
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>> Together: [ GRUNTING ]
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>> Uncle Grandpa: GOOD...
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MORNING!
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GOOD MOR...NING!
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[ GRUNTING ]
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[ STRETCH! ]
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[ SPROING! ]
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OH! [ CHUCKLES ]
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THAT FEELS MUCH BETTER.
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GOOD MORNING, YOU HAPPY,
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FRIENDLY CAVE FELLOWS, YOU.
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>> Together: ME HUNGEE!
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[ POP! ]
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>> Uncle Grandpa: SO, YOU GUYS
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ARE HUNGRY.
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WHY DIDN'T YOU SAY SO?
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I'VE GOT JUST THE THING.
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BELLY BONE, THREE OF YOUR FINEST
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ROASTED GIANT WEASEL HAUNCHES,
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PLEASE.
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>> Belly Bag: YOU GOT IT,
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UNCLE CAVEMAN.
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BLAH!
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>> Together: [ SLOBBERING ]
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>> Uncle Grandpa: TASTY STUFF.
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MMM.
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[ GULPS ]
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AHH, I CAN'T HELP THE HUNGRY ON
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AN EMPTY STOMACH, RIGHT, BOYS?
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>> Together: [ GRUNTING ]
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>> Uncle Grandpa: WHOA!
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EASY, GUYS.
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I'M SURE BELLY BONE HAS MORE OF
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THAT WEASEL HAUNCH.
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>> Belly Bag: ACTUALLY,
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UNCLE "C," I'M ALL OUT.
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>> Uncle Grandpa: UH-OH!
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DON'T WORRY, GUYS.
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I'LL COOK UP A NICE BREAKFAST
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FOR YOU.
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HMM.
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WHAT'S THIS?
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AN EGG!
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THE MOST PERFECT BREAKFASTY FOOD
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OF ALL, AND IT'S RIGHT THERE ON
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THAT BUSH.
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[ STRAINING ]
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HMM. JUST OUT OF REACH.
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PBHT!
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>> Uncle Grandpa #2: YEAH?
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>> Uncle Grandpa: CAN YOU HAND
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ME THAT EGG?
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>> Uncle Grandpa #2: NO PROBLEM,
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UNCLE CAVEMAN.
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[ RUMBLING ]
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>> Uncle Grandpa: THANKS,
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GIANT UNCLE CAVEMAN.
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NOW TO CRACK THIS AND SIZZLE UP
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SOME BREAKFAST.
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[ WATER SPLASHES ]
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>> Mr. Gus: OKAY, WHAT JUST
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HAPPENED?
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>> Uncle Grandpa: YOU'VE BEEN
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BORN!
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CONGRATULATIONS!
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>> Mr. Gus: YAY.
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>> Uncle Grandpa: GOOD MORNING.
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I'M YOUR UNCLE CAVEMAN, AND YOUR
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NAME IS BREAKFAST.
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>> Mr. Gus: BREAKFAST?
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>> Uncle Grandpa: YEAH.
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DON'T YOU SMELL ALL THOSE
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FLAVORS?
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[ SNIFFS ]
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THAT'S THE SWEET SCENT OF YOUR
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FLESH ROASTING UP THOSE FOR
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HUNGRY GENTS.
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>> Together: [ SLOBBERING ]
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>> Mr. Gus: WHAT THE...?!
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>> Uncle Grandpa: NOW WE'RE
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COOKING.
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JUST SIT TIGHT, BREAKFAST.
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IT'S TIME TO FLIP YOU OVER.
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>> Mr. Gus: OH, NO.
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[ ZOOM! ]
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>> Together: HUH?!
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>> Uncle Grandpa: BREAKFAST,
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COME BACK!
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>> Mr. Gus: STOP CALLING ME
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THAT!
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>> Uncle Grandpa: THAT BREAKFAST
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SURE MAKES A FAST BREAK.
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>> Together: [ GRUNTING ]
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>> Uncle Grandpa: UH, UH, OKAY,
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GUYS, I'LL CATCH YOUR MEAL.
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[ SMACK! ]
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>> Belly Bag: AAH!
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>> Uncle Grandpa: PROMISE!
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[ ZOOM! ]
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[ PANTING ]
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>> Mr. Gus: THESE SQUARE TIRES
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DON'T MAKE FOR A VERY SMOOTH
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RIDE.
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>> Uncle Grandpa: YOU KNOW, IT'S
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A SHAME YOU'RE GONNA BE SAVAGELY
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DEVOURED BY HUNGRY CAVEMEN
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'CAUSE YOU'D MAKE A FANTASTIC
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R.V. DRIVER.
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>> Mr. Gus: WELL, PERHAPS I'D BE
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ABLE TO DRIVE BETTER IF I COULD
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ACTUALLY SEE THROUGH THE
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WINDSHIELD!
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>> Uncle Grandpa: PERHAPS.
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>> Mr. Gus: UGH!
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[ GRUNTING ]
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>> Uncle Grandpa: WOW!
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>> Mr. Gus: HUH?
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>> Uncle Grandpa: YOU RUN PRETTY
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FAST FOR A NEWBORN.
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>> Mr. Gus: WHAT IS THAT THING?
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>> Uncle Grandpa: OH, THIS SWEET
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PUPPY?
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THIS IS MY GIANT REALISTIC
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FLYING SABER-TOOTHED TIGER.
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>> GRFT: [ GROWLS ]
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>> Mr. Gus: WHY CHASE ME WHEN
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YOU CAN JUST COOK THAT?
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>> Uncle Grandpa: WHAT?
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YOU CRAZY?
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SHE'S MY BEST FRIEND.
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I ONLY HAVE ONE RULE THAT I LIVE
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BY -- I DO NOT COOK MY FRIENDS.
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>> Mr. Gus: WELL, THEN, WHY
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DON'T WE JUST BE FRIENDS?
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>> Uncle Grandpa: FRIENDS WITH
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FOOD?
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[ LAUGHS ] THAT'S RICH!
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THAT'S LIKE IF I MADE FRIENDS
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WITH A SLICE OF PIZZA OR
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SOMETHING.
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>> HEY, MAN, WHAT'S YOUR PROBLEM
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WITH GETTING EATEN?
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IT'S THE CYCLE OF LIFE!
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DEAL WITH IT!
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>> Mr. Gus: [ GASPS ] AAH!
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[ CHOMP! ]
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>> UGH!
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>> [ HISSES ]
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>> Pizza Steve: CAMEO!
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[ GRUNTS ]
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>> Uncle Grandpa: YOU CAN SWIM,
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TOO?
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I'M IMPRESSED.
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OOH, I CAUGHT A FAT, JUICY ONE!
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[ CHOMP! ]
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AAH!
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>> Mr. Gus: AAH!
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>> Uncle Grandpa: NOW, STAY
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RIGHT THERE.
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I'M GONNA CATCH YOU NOW.
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SORRY, BUT I GAVE MY WORD TO
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THOSE CAVEMEN I JUST MET.
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>> Mr. Gus: [ GRUNTS ]
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>> Uncle Grandpa: HMM.
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BREAKFAST, RIGHT HERE! LOOK!
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HEY, WAIT!
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WHERE THE HECK IS THAT GUY?
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HEY, IT'S NOT PERSONAL.
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IT'S JUST BUSINESS.
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>> Mr. Gus: GET OUT OF MY HAIR,
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WILL YOU?
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[ GRUNTING ]
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PHEW!
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>> Uncle Grandpa: [ CLEARS
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THROAT ]
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GOING UP?
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[ DING! ]
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>> Mr. Gus: AAH!
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[ GRUNTING ]
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>> Uncle Grandpa: BREAKFAST?
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WHAT ARE THE ODDS OF US BEING ON
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THE SAME FLIGHT?
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>> I'M SORRY, SIR.
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WE'RE ALL OUT OF PRETZELS.
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>> Uncle Grandpa: AW, MAN.
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EVERY TIME!
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>> Mr. Gus: LISTEN, THERE'S
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GOT TO BE SOMETHING ELSE YOU CAN
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FEED THOSE DUMB CAVEMEN.
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>> Uncle Grandpa: OH, YEAH?
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LIKE WHAT?
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>> Mr. Gus: WELL, I'M NOT QUITE
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SURE, BUT IF YOU STOP CHASING
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ME, I CAN HELP YOU THINK OF
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SOMETHING.
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>> Uncle Grandpa: REALLY?
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YOU'D DO THAT FOR ME?
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WOW, BREAKFAST.
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YOU'RE REALLY A STAND-UP GUY.
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I COULD JUST KISS YOU.
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[ SMOOCHING ]
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>> Mr. Gus: COME ON, NOW.
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GET OFF ME.
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STOP IT.
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>> EW.
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>> Both: [ GRUNT ]
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AAH!
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>> Uncle Grandpa: UGH!
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>> Mr. Gus: UGH!
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>> Uncle Grandpa: HEY,
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BREAKFAST, GET UP, LAZYBONES.
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>> Mr. Gus: HEY!
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WHAT WAS THAT FOR?
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>> Uncle Grandpa: DON'T LOOK AT
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ME.
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LOOK AT THOSE HUNGRY CAVEMEN.
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>> Together: [ GRUNTING ]
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>> Mr. Gus: UNCLE CAVEMAN, DUCK!
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[ WHOOSH! ]
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>> Uncle Grandpa: WHOA!
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YOU REALLY HAD MY BACK THERE!
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YOU'D MAKE A SUPER-TOUGH
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BODYGUARD.
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>> Mr. Gus: NOT IF THEY EAT ME
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FIRST.
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WE NEED TO MAKE A RUN FOR IT!
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[ GRUNTS ]
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THIS SHOULD DO.
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[ INHALES SHARPLY ]
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>> Uncle Grandpa: WOW.
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I HAD NO IDEA DINOSAURS COULD
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BREATH FIRE.
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>> Mr. Gus: THIS DECOY SHOULD
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BUY US SOME TIME IN ORDER TO
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ESCAPE.
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MEANWHILE, I'LL POSE AS A
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CAVEMAN WHICH WILL DISTRACT
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CUSTOMS LONG ENOUGH TO GET OUR
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PASSPORTS.
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THEN WE SKIP TOWN FOR SIX
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MONTHS AND --
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WHAT THE...?!
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>> Uncle Grandpa: MMM, SO
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DELICIOUS.
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[ BURPS ]
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I'M SORRY, BREAKFAST.
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[ SPLAT! ]
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I STILL HAVE SOME SMALLER
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CHUNKS LEFT.
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[ SLURP! ]
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THINK YOU CAN MAKE ANOTHER DINO
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DECOY?
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>> Mr. Gus: GREAT!
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NOW THERE'S NOTHING WE CAN DO TO
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GET OUT OF THIS MESS!
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>> Uncle Grandpa: OR IS THERE?
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>> Mr. Gus: WELL, IS THERE?
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>> Uncle Grandpa: I DON'T KNOW.
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I WAS ASKING YOU.
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>> Mr. Gus: [ GROANS ]
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ACTUALLY, THERE MIGHT STILL BE A
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WAY OUT OF THIS.
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>> Uncle Grandpa: OR IS THERE?
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>> Mr. Gus: YES!
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>> Uncle Grandpa: COWABUNGA!
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>> Both: UGH!
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>> Uncle Grandpa: GOOD MORNING!
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>> Together: [ GRUNTING ]
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>> Uncle Grandpa: I KNOW I
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PROMISED YOU A DELICIOUS
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DINOSAUR EARLIER, BUT I GOT
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YOU SOMETHING EVEN BETTER --
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AND WHOLE LOT SWEETER.
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[ POP! ]
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[ ZIP! ]
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I PRESENT DELICIOUS DINO
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NUGGETS, A HEALTHY ALTERNATIVE
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TO DINOSAUR MEAT.
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AND TO ADD A LITTLE FLAVOR, YOU
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CAN DIP IT IN SPECIAL TAR-TAR
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SAUCE.
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OKAY, HERE COMES THE BIG BAD
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DINOSAUR!
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GOOD, RIGHT?
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>> [ MUNCHES, GULPS ]
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MMM!
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>> Together: [ GRUNTING
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HAPPILY ]
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>> Uncle Grandpa: DIG IN,
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FELLAS.
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>> Together: [ MUNCHING ]
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>> Mr. Gus: YOU THINK THEY'LL
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MIND THAT THERE'S NO NUTRITIONAL
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VALUE IN THIS STUFF?
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>> Uncle Grandpa: NAH.
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THE MORE THEY EAT, THE LESS
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THEY'LL THINK ABOUT IT.
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WAIT -- THAT GIVES ME A GREAT
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IDEA.
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[ CAVEMEN GRUNTING ]
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>> HOW MAY I TAKE YOUR ORDER,
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SIR?
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>> TWO OF DINO NUGGETS.
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>> HERE YOU GO.
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>> [ GRUNTING, SLURPING ]
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>> UGH.
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>> Uncle Grandpa: NOW THAT WE'RE
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FRIENDS FOR LIFE, I'M REALLY
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GLAD YOU CONVINCED ME NOT TO
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COOK YOU, BREAKFAST.
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>> Mr. Gus: AH, AH, AH.
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I TOLD YOU THAT'S NOT MY NAME.
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CHECK THE NAME TAG.
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>> Uncle Grandpa: MR. GUS?
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I HAD NO IDEA THAT WAS YOUR
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NAME, BUDDY.
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>> Mr. Gus: THAT'S RIGHT.
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ALWAYS HAS BEEN...
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>> GOOD MORNING, BREAKFAST.
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>> WHY DOES EVERYONE KEEP
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CALLING ME THAT?!
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>> Mr. Gus: ...ALWAYS WILL BE.
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>> Uncle Grandpa: THAT'S A
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RELIEF.
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IT'S A LOT EASIER TO TAKE YOU
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SERIOUSLY NOW THAT YOU'RE NOT
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NAMED AFTER A MEAL, WHICH IS WHY
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I'VE DECIDED TO LET YOU MAKE ALL
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THE IMPORTANT DECISIONS AROUND
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HERE.
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>> Mr. Gus: THANKS,
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UNCLE CAVEMAN.
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AS A MATTER OF FACT, I WAS
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THINKING WE SHOULD EXPAND OUR
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MENU.
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>> Uncle Grandpa: ALREADY MADE
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THAT DECISION WITHOUT YOU,
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MR. GUS, BY INSTALLING A SUPER
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COOL SNOW-CONE MACHINE.
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IT'S THE MOST POWERFUL ONE ON
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THE MARKET.
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[ SNAP! ]
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OOPS.
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>> Mr. Gus: WAIT!
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[ ICE CRACKLING ]
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[ WHOOSH! WHOOSH! WHOOSH!
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WHOOSH! WHOOSH! ]
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>> All: GOOD MORNING!
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>> Uncle Grandpa: HEY, FELLAS.
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IT'S THE WEIRDEST DAY OF THE
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MONTH BECAUSE THE NEW ISSUE OF
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"WEIRDMAN" IS OUT.
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WHO'S GONNA GET WEIRD WITH ME,
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HUH?
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LOOKS LIKE IT'S JUST YOU AND ME,
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BELLY BAG.
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[ WHOOSH! ]
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>> Belly Bag: TIME TO GET WEIRD!
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OUR STORY BEGINS WITH WEIRDMAN
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ENJOYING A TYPICAL SUNNY SUNDAY.
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>> HUP! HUP!
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AHH!
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[ CHUCKLES ]
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[ WHOOSH! ]
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THAT'S ENOUGH BASKETBALL FOR
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TODAY.
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[ CELLPHONE RINGING ]
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WEIRDMAN SPEAKING.
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[ MUFFLED SPEAKING ]
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OH, MR. PRESIDENT!
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[ MUFFLED SPEAKING ]
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A GIANT ASTEROID HEADED STRAIGHT
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FOR EARTH THAT WILL KILL
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BILLIONS OF PEOPLE?
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HMM.
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I'LL NEED TWO OF YOUR FINEST
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SPACE SHUTTLES AND SOME SUPER
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GLUE.
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NO TIME TO EXPLAIN.
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[ MUFFLED SPEAKING ]
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[ SQUIRT! WHOOSH! ]
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ALL RIGHT, BOYS, I'M READY.
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>> STAND BY FOR LIFT-OFF IN
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FIVE, FOUR...
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>> COME ON, WEIRDMAN.
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AMERICA'S COUNTING ON YOU.
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>> ...ONE, LIFT-OFF.
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>> I'M GOING TO SPA-A-A-CE!
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[ STRETCH! ]
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[ GROANING ]
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♪ OH, SAY, CAN YOU SEE ♪
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HUMINA, HUMINA, HUMINA, HUMINA,
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HUMINA, HUMINA.
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♪ AAH ♪
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>> GENERAL, ASTEROID APPROACHING
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IN 60 SECONDS.
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>> ♪ SHE'LL BE COMING AROUND THE
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MOUNTAIN WHEN SHE COMES ♪
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♪ SHE'LL BE COMING AROUND THE
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MOUNTAIN ♪
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♪ SHE'LL BE COMING AROUND THE
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MOUNTAIN ♪
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♪ SHE'LL BE -- ♪
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AAH!
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>> 10 SECONDS.
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[ MONITOR BEEPS ]
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[ DING! ]
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[ CRACKLE! ]
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[ ALL CHEERING ]
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>> WOW, WEIRDMAN, AMERICA OWES
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YOU A GREAT DEAL OF THANKS.
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WE WILL NEVER FORGET YOUR
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HEROIC DEED.
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BUT I HAVE TO ASK YOU -- WHY DID
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YOU STRETCH OUT YOUR LEGS WITH
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TWO OF OUR FINEST SPACE
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SHUTTLES?
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>> Come here.
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Because if I didn't, it wouldn't
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have been...weird.
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>> OH [CHUCKLES] RIGHT.
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OF COURSE.
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>> TO AMERICA, LAND OF THE FREE,
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HOME OF THE WEIRD!
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UNTIL NEXT TIME, BOYS!
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[ WHEELBARROW RATTLING ]
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>> Belly Bag: I GUESS YOU COULD
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SAY THAT WEIRDMAN ALWAYS HAS A
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"LEG UP" ON DANGER, RIGHT,
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UNCLE GRANDPA?
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UNCLE GRANDPA?
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>> Uncle Grandpa: [ SNORES ]
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WEIRDMAN, WEIRDMAN, WEIRDMAN.
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[ SNORES ]
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