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[ UP-TEMPO MUSIC PLAYS ]

>> Uncle Grandpa: GOOD MORNING!

GOOD MORNING.

GOOD MORNING.

>> GRFT: [ ROARS ]

>> Uncle Grandpa: GOOD MORNING.

GOOD MORNING!

>> DON'T BE SO NERVOUS ABOUT IT,

TOMMY.

I KNOW IT'S HARD TO BE THE NEW

KID AT A NEW SCHOOL, BUT WHEN

YOU HAVE LUNCH IN THE CAFETERIA,

IT'S THE PERFECT TIME TO MAKE

ALL KINDS OF NEW FRIENDS.

>> UH, I DON'T KNOW, DAD.

I'M NOT THAT GOOD AT MAKING

FRIENDS.

I'M JUST NOT REALLY THAT COOL.

>> HEY, JUST BECAUSE YOUR

GRANDMA SAID THAT DOES NOT MEAN

IT'S TRUE.

[ BANGING ]

>> HEY! OUR BIKES!

>> DAD!

>> LOOKS LIKE WE'RE HERE!

NOW GOOD LUCK MAKING ALL THOSE

NEW FRIENDS, SPORT!

[ CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY ]

[ TIRES SCREECH ]

>> H-H-HI, FELLAS.

>> WELL, WE DEFINITELY AIN'T

SITTING WITH THIS BIKE CRUSHER

AT LUNCH.

COME ON, GUYS.

[ ALL MUTTERING ]

>> [ SIGHS ]

[ RINGING ]

[ SPLAT! ]

OKAY.

NOW...WHERE TO SIT?

[ GULPS ]

WELL, HERE GOES NOTHIN'.

HEY, DUDES.

ROOM FOR ONE MORE DUDE TO SIT

WITH YOU?

NO? OKAY.

>> SO, I WAS LIKE, "NO, NO.

GO, LIKE, REALLY LONG."

>> HEY, GANG.

ANYONE SITTING HERE?

>> YEAH -- MY FOOTBALL.

>> OKAY.

>> AH, SWEET.

WIZARD POWER CARD.

>> HEY, GUYS.

ANYONE SITTING HERE?

>> YEAH -- MY GREEN ORACLE CARD.

>> OKAY.

OH, MAN.

>> Uncle Grandpa: HEY, TOMMY!

>> HUH?

>> Uncle Grandpa: DOWN HERE.

>> [ GASPS ] UNCLE GRANDPA?!

>> Uncle Grandpa: HAVING TROUBLE

MAKING FRIENDS, HUH

>> YEAH.

I DON'T REALLY FIT IN WITH

ANYONE.

I'M JUST NOT COOL.

>> THAT WEIRD NEW KID IS TALKING

TO HIS MILK.

>> LET'S GO HANG SOMEWHERE ELSE.

>> [ SIGHS ]

SEE WHAT I MEAN?

THIS WHOLE "MAKING FRIENDS" IS

THING IS JUST SO STRESSFUL AND

HARD AND WORRISOME AND --

>> Uncle Grandpa: WHOA, WHOA.

I THINK I GET IT.

I HAD TROUBLE MAKING FRIENDS

WHEN I WAS YOUR AGE, TOO.

>> YOU DID?

>> Uncle Grandpa: YEAH.

WHEN I WAS YOUR AGE, I DIDN'T

HAVE A SINGLE FRIEND.

[ GIRLS LAUGHING ]

>> Uncle Grandpa: GOOD MORNING!

>> UM, YOU KNOW THIS IS AN

ALL-GIRLS SCHOOL, RIGHT?

>> Uncle Grandpa: YEAH.

BUT DON'T STRESS, TOMMY.

UNCLE GRANDPA WILL HELP YOU MAKE

FRIENDS.

>> WELL, HOW ARE YOU GONNA DO

THAT?

>> Uncle Grandpa: BY MAKING YOU

COOL!

NOW LET ME SEE.

YOU GOT PRETTY COOL SNEAKERS,

COOL SHORTS, COOL GENERIC

T-SHIRT, COOL FRECKLES.

[ GASPS ] BORING HAIR!

THAT'S IT!

WE'LL GIVE YOU CRAZY-COOL HAIR!

IT'S THE PERFECT ICE BREAKER.

YOU COULD TOTALLY BE MAKING

FRIENDS RIGHT NOW.

>> WELL, OKAY. FINE.

GIVE ME CRAZY-COOL HAIR, THEN.

[ WHOOSH! ]

>> Uncle Grandpa: HAVE A SEAT.

[ WHIP! WHIP! WHIP! ]

HMM. CRAZY-COOL.

CRAZY-COOL.

>> ARE YOU SURE YOU KNOW WHAT

YOU'RE DOING?

>> Uncle Grandpa: YEAH.

JUST RELAX.

CLIP, CLIP.

[ HUMMING ]

HMM. LOOKING GOOD.

LOOKING GOOD. OKAY.

[ WHIRL! WHIRL! WHIRL! WHIRL! ]

>> UH, UNCLE GRAND--

[ WHIP! POP! ]

[ WHIRL! WHIRL! WHIRL! POP! ]

WHAT DO YOU THINK?

>> UH, IT LOOKS EXACTLY THE

SAME.

>> Uncle Grandpa: OH, WAIT.

I FORGOT ABOUT THE MOUSSE.

HEY, MOOSE, CAN I BORROW SOME OF

YOUR HAIR GEL?

>> SURE, UNCLE G.

[ WHIP! ]

>> Uncle Grandpa: THANKS.

[ SQUISH! SPLAT! ]

>> UNCLE GRANDPA, MY SCALP IS

TINGLING!

>> Uncle Grandpa: YEAH, THAT

MEANS IT'S WORKING.

>> BUT IT STILL LOOKS EXACTLY

THE -- [ GASPS ]

WHOA! COOL, UNCLE GRANDPA!

NOW EVERYONE WILL WANT TO BE MY

FRIEND, THANKS TO THIS

CRAZY-COOL HAIR!

>> Uncle Grandpa: ANOTHER

SATISFIED CUSTOMER.

>> THAT PLACE IS WACK.

>> HEY, DUDES.

WANT TO HANG OUT WITH A FELLOW

COOL GUY?

[ WHIP! CHOMP! ]

>> HEY! YOUR HAIR TOTALLY JUST

ATE OUR LUNCHES!

>> SORRY! NEW 'DO.

UNCLE GRANDPA, IT'S NOT WORKING!

>> Uncle Grandpa: TRY SOME OTHER

KIDS, TOMMY.

>> MY TALENT IS TOTALLY ALL

NATURAL.

>> HEY. ANYBODY GOING TO THE

SPORTS GAME TONIGHT?

[ WHIP! ]

>> HUH?

[ POP! ]

HEY! WHAT GIVES?!

>> SORRY. I'M GOING.

UNCLE GRANDPA, I DON'T THINK

THIS HAIR IS WORKING OUT FOR ME.

>> Uncle Grandpa: IT WON'T WITH

THAT ATTITUDE.

TRY USING SOME MORE CONFIDENCE,

TOMMY.

>> OKAY.

>> YOU CAN'T USE BLUE MAGIC TO

ESCAPE A WOLF SPIRIT.

>> HEY. YOU GUYS LOOK LIKE YOU

COULD USE ANOTHER PLAYER.

[ WHIP! WHIP! WHIP! ]

[ CHOMP! BUZZ! ]

>> HEY! THAT WAS A

LIMITED-EDITION THIRD-SERIES

DECK!

>> SORRY! SORRY!

>> Uncle Grandpa: MY PAL

PIZZA STEVE ONCE KARATE'd A

GIANT BEAR JUST 'CAUSE HE WAS

BORED.

>> UNCLE GRANDPA, THIS IS BAD --

REALLY BAD!

I CAN'T MAKE FRIENDS IF MY CRAZY

HAIR KEEPS ATTACKING PEOPLE!

>> Uncle Grandpa: HMM.

LET'S TRY GETTING TO THE ROOT OF

THE PROBLEM AND GIVE YOU A

LITTLE TRIM.

[ WHIP! ]

HEY!

[ SMACK! ]

UGH!

>> I'M OUTTA HERE!

>> [ ROARS ]

>> AAH! OH, NO!

[ CREAK! CREAK! CREAK! ]

[ ALL SCREAMING ]

>> Uncle Grandpa: UH-OH.

>> OH, NO!

MY HAIR'S COMPLETELY OUT OF

CONTROL!

[ SCREAMING CONTINUES ]

NO ONE'S SAFE!

[ WHIP! SMACK! ]

>> UGH!

[ WHIP! CRACK! DING! ]

>> AAH! NO!

NOT THE MYSTERY MEAT!

[ POP! ]

>> Uncle Grandpa: OH, NO!

I'VE MADE YOUR HAIR TOO COOL --

TOO COOL FOR THIS PARTICULAR

SCHOOL!

ON THE BRIGHT SIDE, IT IS

BRINGING YOU CLOSER TO THE OTHER

STUDENTS.

>> BY HOLDING THEM HOSTAGE?!

THANKS A LOT, UNCLE GRANDPA!

[ SCREAMING CONTINUES ]

[ SNAP! ]

NOW I'LL NEVER MAKE FRIENDS!

ALL THIS STRESS IS MAKING MY

HEAD HURT!

[ POP! ]

>> AAAAAAAH!

[ BOING! BOING! ]

[ WHIFFLE! WHIFFLE! SPROING! ]

[ THUD! ]

>> Uncle Grandpa: THAT'S IT!

WE CAN'T CUT THE HAIR, BUT WE

CAN MAKE IT FALL OUT.

YOU JUST NEED TO KEEP STRESSING,

TOMMY.

>> [ ROARS ]

>> WELL, THAT SHOULDN'T BE TOO

HARD.

WE'RE GONNA DIE!

>> Uncle Grandpa: HOW DOES THAT

MAKE YOU FEEL, TOMMY?

PRETTY STRESSED OUT, I'D

IMAGINE.

WHY DON'T YOU THINK ABOUT WHAT

YOUR LIFE'S GONNA BE LIKE WITH

NO FRIENDS AT ALL?!

>> [ ROARS ]

>> WELL, OKAY.

HERE GOES NOTHIN'.

>> Uncle Grandpa: HEY, WHAT'S

HAPPENING?

OH, NO! I HATE RIPPLE DISSOLVES!

OH! WHOA!

>> IF I DON'T MAKE FRIENDS NOW,

I MIGHT NEVER MAKE FRIENDS.

AND WITHOUT FRIENDS, MY GRADES

WOULD SUFFER, AND I'D MISS OUT

ON A COLLEGE EDUCATION AND END

UP WITH A CRUMMY JOB AND A

CRUMMY LIFE, ALONE AND

MISERABLE!

ALONE AND MISERABLE?!

OH, MAN! STRESSFUL PRESSURE!

>> Uncle Grandpa: DON'T STOP

THERE.

IMAGINE WHAT WOULD HAPPEN IF WE

DON'T DEFEAT YOUR HAIR.

>> WELL, OKAY, UNCLE GRANDPA.

I'LL TRY.

>> Uncle Grandpa: OH, NO!

ANOTHER RIPPLE DISSOLVE!

THESE THINGS ALWAYS HURT!

OWW!

>> IF WE NEVER DEFEAT MY

CRAZY-COOL HAIR, IT'LL CONTINUE

TO TAKE OVER!

EARTH'S ENTIRE CIVILIZATION WILL

STOP, AND THE PLANET WILL JUST

BE COVERED WITH MY AWESOME HAIR!

>> [ LAUGHS ]

[ BELCHES ]

>> MAN, THAT'S A STRESSFUL

THOUGHT!

>> Uncle Grandpa: OW! OW!

I'M STUCK IN MID-RIPPLE!

>> THAT'S ALSO STRESSFUL!

[ POP! POP! POP! POP! ]

[ CRACK! TWINKLE! ]

>> [ ROARS ]

[ PEOPLE SCREAM ]

[ ALL GRUNT ]

>> Uncle Grandpa: WE'VE GOT IT

ON THE RUN.

ONE MORE STRESS ATTACK SHOULD DO

IT.

>> BUT, UNCLE GRANDPA, WHAT'S

MORE STRESSFUL THAN THE END OF

THE WORLD?!

>> Uncle Grandpa: HMM.

I'VE GOT IT!

I KNOW SOMETHING THAT'LL STRESS

YOU OUT WORSE THAN THE WORLD

ENDING.

>> [ GASPS ]

>> Uncle Grandpa: HEY, EVERYONE,

CHECK OUT TOMMY'S TIGHTY-WHITES!

>> All: HUH?

[ LAUGHTER ]

>> [ LAUGHS ]

>> UNCLE GRANDPA, NOT YOU, TOO!

HOW AM I EVER GONNA LIVE THIS

DOWN?!

SO...STRESSFUL!

[ CRACK! POP! ]

>> [ ROARS ]

>> All: YAY!

OHH! UGH!

[ ALL GROAN ]

>> WOW, UNCLE GRANDPA!

THAT REALLY WORKED!

WHO WOULD HAVE THOUGHT STRESSING

OUT COULD BE SO HELPFUL?!

>> Uncle Grandpa: OH, I HAD A

FEELING IT WOULD WORK.

[ POP! ]

I STRESS DAILY.

UH-OH! I THINK YOU'RE GONNA HAVE

TO STRESS OUT ONE MORE TIME.

LOOKS LIKE WE MISSED YOUR KILLER

RAT TAIL!

[ CHOMP! ]

>> UNCLE GRANDPA!

>> Uncle Grandpa: GET THAT BRAIN

A-WORRYING, OR YOUR HAIR'S GONNA

DESTROY ME!

>> DESTROY UNCLE GRANDPA?!

NO MORE UNCLE GRANDPA?!

>> Uncle Grandpa: TRY A THOUGHT

BALLOON THIS TIME!

AAAAH!

>> OH, OKAY.

A WORLD WITHOUT UNCLE GRANDPA.

[ POP! POP! ]

WAIT A MINUTE.

THIS DOESN'T SEEM SO BAD!

>> Uncle Grandpa: WAIT FOR IT!

[ BOTH SCREAMING ]

[ CHOMP! ]

>> AAH!

I WISH UNCLE GRANDPA WAS HERE!

>> HELP, UNCLE GRANDPA!

WE NEED YOU!

>> Uncle Grandpa: SORRY.

NO CAN DO. I'M DEAD.

[ POOF! ]

>> N-O-O-O-O-O-O-O!

UNCLE GRANDPA!

[ CRACK! ]

>> [ ROARS ]

>> Uncle Grandpa: HI, TOMMY!

UH-UH-UH! UGH!

YAY! YOU DID IT!

NOT A SINGLE HAIR...

[ YOINK! ]

...LEFT.

>> THAT'S GREAT, UNCLE GRANDPA!

BUT NOW EVERYONE'S GONNA HATE ME

FOR SURE!

>> WAY TO GO, CUE BALL!

THAT WAS AWESOME -- THE WAY YOU

KICKED YOUR HAIR'S BUTT.

>> THANKS, UNCLE GRANDPA!

I GUESS THAT CRAZY-COOL HAIR YOU

GAVE ME WASTHE PERFECT ICE

BREAKER!

>> Uncle Grandpa: TOLD YOU SO.

WELL, MY WORK HERE IS DONE.

[ WHOOSH! ]

>> BYE, UNCLE GRANDPA!

HEY, WAIT -- WHAT IF MY HAIR

NEVER GROWS BACK?

OH, NO!

STRESSFUL PRESSURE!

[ CREEEAK! POP! ]

[ HONK! ]

>> Uncle Grandpa: GOOD MORNING,

KIDS!

WELCOME TO TODAY'S EPISODE OF

"DRAWING WITH UNCLE GRANDPA."

[ CHOMP ]

TODAY WE'RE GONNA LEARN HOW TO

DRAW ME -- UNCLE GRANDPA.

[ HONK! ]

FIRST YOU'LL NEED TO MAKE SURE

YOUR PENCIL IS SHARP.

HMM.

IT LOOKS LIKE I NEED TO USE MY

PENCIL SHARPENER.

[ WHIRRING LOUDLY ]

HUH? UH! UH!

AAH! AAAAH!

PERFECT!

REMEMBER, KIDS, YOU SHOULD NEVER

STICK YOUR HAND IN THE PENCIL

SHARPENER.

ALWAYS USE A PENCIL HOLDER.

LET'S GET STARTED, SHALL WE?

FIRST WE'LL NEED TO DRAW A BASIC

HEAD SHAPE.

AS YOU CAN SEE, MY HEAD LOOKS

KIND OF LIKE A LUMPY STAIRCASE.

NEXT, ADD A TRIANGLE FOR THE

NOSE, A RHOMBUS FOR THE EAR, AND

A PARALELLOCOPTER FOR THE

MUSTACHE.

NEXT WE'LL DRAW THE EYES, WHICH

ARE VERY IMPORTANT.

THEY'RE THE DIRTY WINDOWS TO

YOUR STINKIN' SPLEEN HOLE!

SO, WE'LL NEED SOMETHING TO

TRACE TO MAKE THEM PERFECTLY

ROUND.

HERE WE GO!

SOMETHING ROUND.

SOMETHING ROUND.

AH! THIS'LL WORK!

[ RATTLE! KA-CHING! ]

GUS, I NEED TO BORROW THIS

FOR A SEC.

>> Mr. Gus: MY EYE!

[ SPLAT! WHIRL! WHIRL! ]

[ CHOMP! CHOMP! ]

[ POP! TING! ]

>> Uncle Grandpa: THANKS,

MR. GUS!

CATCH!

>> Mr. Gus: HEY!

>> Uncle Grandpa: FINALLY, WE

ADD THE FINISHING TOUCHES -- THE

TOOTH, MY PROPELLER, AND A FEW

MORE LITTLE DETAILS.

[ HUMMING ]

BUT WE'RE HEADING INTO THE HOME

STRETCH HERE.

[ HUMMING ]

AND -- UGH! -- PERFECT!

VOILà!

THAT'S HOW YOU DRAW

UNCLE GRANDPA!

>> All: NOT A BAD LIKENESS, IF I

SAY SO MYSELF.