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[ UP-TEMPO MUSIC PLAYS ]
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>> Uncle Grandpa: GOOD MORNING!
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GOOD MORNING.
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GOOD MORNING.
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>> GRFT: [ ROARS ]
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>> Uncle Grandpa: GOOD MORNING.
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GOOD MORNING!
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>> UP AND AT 'EM!
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YAWN!
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TIME TO POWER UP AND FACE THE
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DAY.
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HUH?
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SURGING SEMICONDUCTORS!
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MY FUEL STORES ARE LOW THIS
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MORNING.
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MUST BE TIME FOR THE MOST
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IMPORTANT MEAL OF THE DAY,
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WITH CIRCUIT O's CEREAL...
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8 OUNCES OF E-PALM JUICE
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AND DIGI-TOAST!
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ALL PART OF A BALANCED
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REFUELING.
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>> Uncle Grandpa: AW, MAN!
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IT'LL TAKE A TINY MIRACLE TO DO
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THIS.
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>> SOUNDS LIKE MY FRIENDS NEED
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MY HELP.
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I'LL SEE YOU LATER, BREAKFAST.
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DID SOMEBODY SAY "TINY MIRACLE"?
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>> Together: TINY MIRACLE!
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>> Uncle Grandpa: MY TRUSTED
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ROBOT HELPER BUDDY!
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WE REALLY NEED YOU, DUDE.
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FOR SOME UNKNOWN REASON, THIS
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HAPPENED TO OUR COUCH.
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>> Mr. Gus: "UNKNOWN REASON"?
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YOU AND PIZZA STEVE HACKED IT TO
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PIECES WITH BUTTER KNIVES!
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>> Uncle Grandpa: I TOLD YOU
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MR. GUS, IT REALLY LOOKED LIKE A
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BURGLAR IN THE MORNING LIGHT.
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>> Pizza Steve: YEAH, MAN!
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AND BESIDES, IT TOTALLY HAD IT
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COMING!
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THAT STINKING SOFA'S BEEN GIVING
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ME NOTHING BUT ATTITUDE ALL
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WEEK.
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>> Uncle Grandpa: LET'S HOPE
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THIS NEW COUCH WE ORDERED
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BEHAVES ITSELF.
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UNFORTUNATELY, IT'S ONE OF THOSE
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"PUT IT TOGETHER YOUR OWN SELF"
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MODELS, AND WE HAVE NO IDEA WHAT
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TO DO WITH IT.
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>> SOUNDS LIKE A JOB FOR
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TINY MIRACLE.
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ONE EXTRA-COMFY COUCH COMING UP.
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[ HAMMERING, DRILLING ]
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[ WOMAN VOCALIZING ]
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>> Together: IT'S BEAUTIFUL!
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[ ALL MOANING ]
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>> GRFT: [ PURRS ]
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>> Uncle Grandpa: I LOVE THIS
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COUCH.
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>> Pizza Steve: I DON'T EVER
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WANT TO GET UP.
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>> Uncle Grandpa: THANKS, YOU
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TINY, MIRACULOUS MIRACLE, YOU.
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>> I WAS BUILT TO HELP AND
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PROGRAMMED TO LOVE, SO I'M JUST
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DOING WHAT I DO.
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MM. SORRY, BREAKFAST.
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YOUR TIME HAS PASSED.
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IT'S NOW TIME FOR LUNCH...
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WITH A MOTHERBOARD SANDWICH,
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MICROCHIPS, AND A PICKLE.
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YUM!
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>> Uncle Grandpa: WELL, YOU
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KNOW, THAT'S GONNA TAKE A TINY
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MIRACLE.
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>> DID SOMEBODY SAY,
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"TINY MIRACLE"?
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>> Uncle Grandpa: YEAH, IT'S THE
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DARNEDEST THING, BUDDY.
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THE TV IS ALL CLUTTERED UP WITH
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PACKAGING AND SOFA LEAVINGS, BUT
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WE CAN'T SEEM TO REACH IT FROM
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OUR NICE, COMFY SPOTS ON THE
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COUCH.
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I'M SURE YOU CAN SEE OUR
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DILEMMA.
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>> THERE'S NO DILEMMA WHEN YOU
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HAVE A ROBOT BOY HELPER LIKE ME.
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>> Uncle Grandpa: HE'S A BRIGHT,
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SHINING ANGEL IN ROBOT FORM.
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WAIT! THE TV's OFF!
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>> Mr. Gus: GREAT. STUCK HERE ON
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THE COUCH WITH NO REMOTE IN
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REACH.
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LOOKS LIKE ANOTHER TINY MIRACLE
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SITUATION.
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>> DON'T TROUBLE YOURSELVES.
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ALLOW ME.
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[ REMOTE CLICKS ]
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>> Uncle Grandpa: NOW THIS IS
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LIVING.
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>> Pizza Steve: YEAH, BUT ALL
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THIS TV-WATCHING AND RELAXING
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SURE IS MAKING ME HUNGRY.
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>> Belly Bag: YEAH. IT WOULD BE
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A HUGE TINY MIRACLE TO GET A
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TASTY MEAL UP IN OUR FACES.
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>> Together: YEAH!
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>> OH, IT'S...NO TROUBLE AT ALL,
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GUYS.
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[ WHIRRING ]
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FOOD IS SERVED.
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WHEW! THAT SHOULD BY ME SOME
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TIME TO REFUEL.
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>> Together: DONE!
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>> Uncle Grandpa: AND GETTING
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ALL THIS FOOD OFF MY FACE IS
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SURE GONNA TAKE A TINY MIRACLE.
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>> SAY NO MORE, UNCLE GRANDPA.
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>> Uncle Grandpa: [ CHUCKLES ]
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>> Belly Bag: THE SAME COULD BE
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SAID ABOUT ALL THIS FOOD CAUGHT
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UP IN MY GRILLE.
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EEE!
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>> GRFT: [ ROARS ]
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[ PURRS ]
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>> Pizza Steve: PIZZA STEVE
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COULD USE A FULL RUBDOWN ON HIS
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PIZZA FEET.
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>> A TINY MIRACLE, INDEED.
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>> Pizza Steve: AHH.
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OOH, DIS BE DA LIFE.
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>> Mr. Gus: AND COME TO THINK OF
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IT, I HAVEN'T SHED MY SKIN IN A
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WHILE.
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>> SHEDDING IS IMPORTANT FOR
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DINOSAUR HEALTH, MR. GUS.
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ALLOW ME.
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>> Mr. Gus: AWW, YEAH!
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OOH. NOW THAT'S SCALY SMOOTH.
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THANKS, TINY.
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>> GRFT: [ ROARS ]
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>> OH. YOU WANT ME TO CHASE THE
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LASER FOR YOU?
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>> GRFT: [ ROARS ]
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>> Uncle Grandpa: GREAT IDEA,
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TIGER.
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WHY NOT LET TINY MIRACLE DO ALL
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THE THINGS WE WERE GONNA DO
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TODAY WHILE WE CONTINUE TO
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ENJOY THE COMFORTS OF OUR COMFY
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COUCH?
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>> Mr. Gus: DON'T YOU THINK WE
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MIGHT BE TAKING ADVANTAGE OF
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TINY'S HELPFUL NATURE?
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>> Uncle Grandpa: GOOD POINT,
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MR. GUS.
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>> Pizza Steve: YEAH. BUT ON
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SECOND THOUGHT, MR. GUS MIGHT
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NOT BE CORRECT OR SOMETHING.
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>> Uncle Grandpa: BETTER POINT,
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PIZZA STEVE!
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LET'S KEEP THOSE TINY MIRACLES
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A-COMING.
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AND IT'LL SURE TAKE ONE TO WALK
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MY PET GRIMGOB.
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>> PET GRIMGOB?
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AAH!
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OHH! AAH!
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>> Mr. Gus: YOU KNOW WHAT ELSE
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WOULD TAKE A TINY MIRACLE?
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GETTING MY DAILY WORKOUT
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SESSION WHERE I --
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>> THEN HOW'S THIS, MR. G?
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[ GRUNTING ]
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[ ELECTRICITY CRACKLES ]
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AAAAAAH!
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>> Mr. Gus: THAT'S GREAT,
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TINY MIRACLE.
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I COULD REALLY FEEL THE BURN.
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>> Pizza Steve: WELL, UNLIKE
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MR. GUS, THIS GUY DOESN'T NEED A
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WORKOUT.
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'CAUSE PIZZA STEVE IS NATURALLY
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YOKED.
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BUT I COULD USE A TINY MIRACLE
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TO RESPOND TO THIS FAT STACK OF
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PIZZA STEVE FAN MAIL.
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>> FAT STACK?
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THAT'S ONE LETTER, AND IT'S
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ADDRESSED TO UNCLE GRANDPA!
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>> Pizza Steve: TRUE. BUT
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EVERYBODY KNOWS PIZZA STEVE IS
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THE FAVORITE ON THE
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"UNCLE GRANDPA" SHOW.
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ISN'T THAT RIGHT?
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[ TING! ]
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>> [ GRUNTING ]
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[ BELL DINGING ]
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[ PANTING ]
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[ BREATHING HEAVILY ]
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SPECIAL DELIVERY.
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>> HUH?
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THE "UNCLE GRANDPA" SHOW?
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GEEZ! TOOK YOU LONG ENOUGH!
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WHA?!
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PIZZA STEVE?!
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LAME!
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>> [ SIGHS ]
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[ GROANING ]
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>> Uncle Grandpa: IT'LL TAKE A
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TINY MIRACLE TO FINISH THIS DAY.
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[ ALARM BEEPING ]
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OH.
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UH-OH!
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DID SOMEBODY SAY "TINY MIRACLE"?
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>> Uncle Grandpa: WHAT'S GOING
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ON WITH OUR LITTLE ROBOT BOY
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HELPER?
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>> ENERGY TOO LOW.
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NO CHOICE.
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MUST INITIATE SELF-DESTRUCT
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SEQUENCE.
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COMPLETE SELF-DESTRUCTION IN ONE
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MINUTE.
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>> Uncle Grandpa:
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SELF-DESTRUCTION?!
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WE MUST'VE KEPT TINY MIRACLE SO
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BUSY THAT HE DIDN'T HAVE TIME TO
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REFUEL!
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>> Mr. Gus: OKAY. THEN WE GOT TO
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FEED HIM.
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WHAT DOES HE EAT?
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>> GRFT: [ GROWLS ]
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>> Uncle Grandpa: RIGHT, GIRL.
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IT'S DINNERTIME, SO HE'LL WANT A
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DOS-RAM CHOP WITH A MEGAHERTZ
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SALAD.
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EVERYBODY, TO THE COMPUTER!
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[ ALL GRUNTING ]
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[ ALL MOANING ]
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>> Mr. Gus: WE'VE BEEN SITTING
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ON OUR BUTTS SO LONG, WE'RE
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STUCK.
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>> Uncle Grandpa: THEN IT LOOKS
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LIKE WE'RE GONNA HAVE TO SAVE
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TINY MIRACLE WITHOUT LEAVING THE
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COMFY COMFORTS OF OUR COMFY
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COUCH.
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TO THE COMPUTER!
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[ ALL GRUNTING ]
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>> 45 SECONDS TILL
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SELF-DESTRUCTION.
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>> Pizza Steve: ONCE AGAIN,
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PIZZA STEVE ESCAPES UNSCATHED.
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AAH!
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>> Uncle Grandpa: [ GASPS ]
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THE COMPUTER!
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MR. GUS, YOU GOT TO OPEN THIS
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FOR US.
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>> Mr. Gus: HERE, QUICK!
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UNH!
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>> Uncle Grandpa: THANKS, BUDDY.
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DOS-RAM CHOPS WITH A MEGAHERTZ
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SALAD.
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TO THE ELEVATOR!
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[ ALL GRUNTING ]
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QUICK, TIGER -- LIFT!
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>> GRFT: [ ROARS ]
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>> Uncle Grandpa: MR. GUS, PULL
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OFF THOSE WILD AND CRAZY LIMBS.
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>> Mr. Gus: I'M...ON IT!
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>> Uncle Grandpa: GRAB HIS
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MOUTH!
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WE GOT IT!
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BELLY BAG, A LITTLE HELP.
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UNH!
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[ WHIRRING ]
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>> DOS-RAM CHOPS! YUM!
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>> Together: TINY MIRACLE!
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>> Uncle Grandpa: THANK DORN WE
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DIDN'T LOSE YOU, BUDDY!
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>> Mr. Gus: SORRY WE GOT SO
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CARRIED AWAY AND TOOK ADVANTAGE
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OF YOUR GENEROUS NATURE.
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>> Belly Bag: YEAH. FROM NOW ON,
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WE PROMISE TO CALL ON YOU FOR
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ONLY THE BIGGEST TINY MIRACLES.
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>> Together: YEAH, WE PROMISE.
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>> Pizza Steve: TOO BAD OUR NICE
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COMFY COUCH HAD TO GET WRECKED
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IN THE PROCESS.
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>> Uncle Grandpa: THAT'S TRUE.
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FOR US TO SIT COMFORTABLE AND
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WATCH THE TUBE, IT WOULD
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TAKE A...
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NEVER MIND.
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>> WAS SOMEBODY ABOUT TO SAY,
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"TINY MIRACLE"?
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>> Uncle Grandpa: [ LAUGHING ]
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YOU CAN'T CATCH ME!
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STAY BACK, MARAUDER!
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YOU ARE DEALING WITH A GRANDPA
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AT ARMS HERE!
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AND TOGETHER WITH TRUSTY PALADIN
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LEWIS, WE ARE SWORN TO PROTECT
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THE KING AND THE QUEEN OF THE
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CASTLE.
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SO I SUGGEST [GRUNTS] YOU MARCH
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BACK [GRUNTS] TO WHEREVER YOU
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CAME FROM!
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NOW TASTE SOME LANCE!
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CONSIDER THAT YOUR FIRST
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WARNING, INTRUDER!
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>> INTRUDER?
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I CAME TO DELIVER THE ROYAL
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SNOW CONES.
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>> Uncle Grandpa: OH, RIGHT.
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MMM.
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PROCEED.
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YOU CAN NEVER BE TOO CAREFUL.
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>> NAH!
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NAH-NAH-NAH-NAH!
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NAH-NAH-NAH-NAH!
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>> Uncle Grandpa: CRAB-SAPIENS?
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HOW DID THEY GET OVER THE MOAT?
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>> NAH-NAH-NAH-NAH!
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>> Uncle Grandpa: WHAT KIND OF A
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MUTTONHEAD PUTS A LANCE THERE?
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>> NAH! NAH-NAH-NAH-NAH!
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>> Uncle Grandpa: CRAB-SAPIENS,
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CEASE THIS DOPEY DANCE AT ONCE!
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>> NAH-NAH-NAH! NAH-NAH-NAH!
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>> Uncle Grandpa: HAVE IT YOUR
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WAY!
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CHEST CREST, MY STEEL.
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>> IT IS DONE, MY LORD.
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>> Uncle Grandpa: VILE
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CREATURES, VACATE THIS CASTLE AT
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ONCE OR TASTE THE SWIFT, SWEET
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BRUTALITY OF MY SHIMMERING
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BLADE!
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>> NAH-NAH-NAH-NAH!
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>> Uncle Grandpa: HE GOT MY
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SWORD!
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AAAAAH!
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>> NAH-NAH-NAH-NAH!
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>> Uncle Grandpa: WHAT ARE WE
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GONNA DO?!
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WHEN THE KING AND QUEEN FINISH
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THEIR SNOW CONES, THEY'RE GONNA
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REALIZE THEIR CASTLE HAS BEEN
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OVERRUN BY CRAB-SAPIENS!
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LOOK!
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>> I THINK THAT'S THE LEAST OF
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OUR PROBLEMS, GRANDPA AT ARMS.
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[ RUMBLING ]
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>> Uncle Grandpa: TIDAL WAVE!
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[ GASPS ]
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THIS CASTLE WILL NOT STAND FOR
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SUCH VILLAINY!
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>> [ COUGHING ]
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>> Uncle Grandpa: THE CASTLE!
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[ GROANS ]
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I BLAME THESE SINISTER
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CRAB-SAPIENS!
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TASTE THE SWIFT BRUTALITY OF MY
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BLADE!
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[ GRUNTING ]
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[ GASPS ]
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>> NAH-NAH! NAH-NAH!
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>> Uncle Grandpa: HE TOOK MY
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SWORD!
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>> LEWIS, TIME TO GO HOME.
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>> OKAY, MOM!
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SEE YA, UNCLE GRANDPA.
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>> Uncle Grandpa: LEWIS!
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DON'T GO, BUDDY!
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NO!
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ALL IS LOST IN THE KINGDOM!
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[ SOBBING ]
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>> GET YOUR SNOW CONES!
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>> Uncle Grandpa: SNOW CONES?
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HUH?
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SNOW CONES!
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WAIT! SNOW CONE GUY!
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STOP RUNNING AND GIVE ME A
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SNOW CONE!
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[ LAUGHING ]
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