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[ UP-TEMPO MUSIC PLAYS ]

>> Uncle Grandpa: GOOD MORNING!

GOOD MORNING.

GOOD MORNING.

>> GRFT: [ ROARS ]

>> Uncle Grandpa: GOOD MORNING.

GOOD MORNING!

>> Mr. Gus: AH, MUCH BETTER.

THIS PLACE IS A MESS.

DOESN'T ANYONE FOLLOW THE RV

RULES?

[ ENGINE REVS ]

>> Pizza Steve: WHOO!

>> Mr. Gus: PIZZA STEVE, YOU

SHOULDN'T BE RIDING YOUR AWESOME

SPEED CYCLE WITHOUT WEARING A

HELMET.

YOU KNOW THE RULES.

A PARKING CITATION FROM JANUARY

OF LAST YEAR?

>> Pizza Steve: WHOO!

>> Mr. Gus: PIZZA STEVE!

I HATE THAT SPEED CYCLE.

>> Pizza Steve: WHOO!

HEY! WHAT GIVES?

>> Mr. Gus: WHAT DO YOU KNOW

ABOUT THESE PARKING TICKETS?

>> Pizza Steve: BEATS ME.

I JUST USE THEM TO PAT DOWN MY

EXCESS GREASE, AND TIGER'S BEEN

USING THEM TO LINE HER

KITTY-LITTER BOX.

>> Mr. Gus: [ GROWLS ]

STILL, YOU SHOULD BE WEARING A

HELMET.

OTHERWISE, YOU'RE GONNA BUST

YOUR CRUST.

>> Pizza Steve: WHATEVER, DUDE.

NEVER BEEN IN AN ACCIDENT IN MY

ENTIRE LIFE.

[ TIRES SQUEAL ]

[ GRUNTS ]

>> Mr. Gus: WHO COULD POSSIBLY

GET THIS MANY PARKING TICKETS?

UNCLE GRANDPA.

[ COUGHS ]

[ GRUMBLES ]

>> Uncle Grandpa: ♪ DRIVING DOWN

THE STREET ♪

♪ DRIVING WITH MY FEET ♪

♪ DRIVING WITH MY TOES ♪

♪ DRIVING WITH MY NOSE ♪

♪ DRIVING WITH MY GUTS ♪

♪ DRIVING WITH MY BUTTS ♪

>> Mr. Gus: UNCLE GRANDPA.

>> Uncle Grandpa: YES, MR. GUS?

>> Mr. Gus: YOU SHOULD BE

DRIVING WITH BOTH HANDS ON THE

WHEEL, YOU KNOW.

>> Uncle Grandpa: RIGHT YOU ARE,

MR. GUS.

WHAT CAN I DO FOR YOU, MR. GUS?

>> Mr. Gus: I'M ASSUMING ALL

THOSE PARKING TICKETS ARE YOURS?

>> Uncle Grandpa: PARKING

TICKETS?

WHAT'S A PARKING TICKET?

>> Mr. Gus: THISIS A PARKING

TICKET.

THESEARE PARKING TICKETS.

THOSEARE PARKING TICKETS.

>> Uncle Grandpa: OHH!

RIGHT.

FOR SOME REASON, I GET THESE

EVERY TIME I STOP THE RV.

I'M SORT OF JUST USED TO THEM

NOW.

>> Mr. Gus: UNCLE GRANDPA, DON'T

YOU KNOW THE RULES?

IF YOU DON'T PAY ALL THESE

PARKING TICKETS, THEY'RE GONNA

IMPOUND THE RV.

>> Uncle Grandpa: IMPOUND?!

THAT SOUNDS PAINFUL.

I CAN'T BEAR THE THOUGHT OF

SOMEONE TAKING MY PRECIOUS RV.

PLEASE, MR. GUS, WHO DO I HAVE

TO BRIBE IN ORDER TO KEEP MY RV?

>> Mr. Gus: WELL, IT SAYS HERE

IN THE RULES SECTION ABOUT THE

QUICKEST WAY TO PAY YOUR FINES

IS TO GO TO CITY COURT.

>> Uncle Grandpa: THEN BUCKLE

UP, MR. GUS, 'CAUSE

TEAM UNCLE GRANDPA IS GOING TO

WHEREVER YOU JUST SAID.

[ TIRES SQUEAL ]

[ TIRES SCREECH ]

HERE WE ARE!

SO, WHO DO I MAKE THIS CHECK OUT

TO?

>> Pizza Steve: CITY COURT,

SPELLED P-I-Z-Z-A S-T--

>> Mr. Gus: UH, YOU GUYS, THIS

IS A BASKETBALL COURT.

THE CITY COURT IS OVER THERE.

>> Uncle Grandpa: HMM.

COULD HAVE FOOLED ME.

NO WORRIES.

LET'S JUST HOP BACK IN THE RV

AND --

>> JUST WHERE DO YOU THINK

Y'ALL ARE GOING?

>> Uncle Grandpa: JUST GONNA

REPARK MY RV ACROSS THE STREET,

IF YOU DON'T MIND.

>> [ LAUGHS ]

WHAT DO YOU SAY, G DOG?

SHOULD WE LET THEM REPARK THE

RV?

>> I DON'T KNOW, KID COUSIN.

YOU TALKING ABOUT THE RV PARKED

IN OUR COURT?

>> YEAH, THAT'S THE ONE.

WHAT DO YOU THINK,

TONY PEPPERONI?

>> I DON'T KNOW, KID COUSIN.

I DON'T THINK THESE CHUMPS KNOW

ABOUT THE RULES OF OUR COURT.

>> Uncle Grandpa: OH, I KNOW THE

RULES OF THE COURT.

I HAVE TO PAY FOR MY TICKETS.

MR. GUS SAID SO.

>> WRONG!

THE RULES IS, WHAT'S ON OUR

COURT BELONGS TO US, AND THE

ONLY WAY YOU GETTING THE RV BACK

IS BY BEATING US IN A GAME OF

STREET BALL.

OUR COURT -- OUR RULES.

>> Mr. Gus: I BELIEVE THIS IS A

PUBLIC COURT THAT BELONGS TO THE

TAXPAYERS, LIKE OURSELVES.

>> Pizza Steve: YOU ARE ON!

>> Mr. Gus: OKAY, GUYS, WE ALL

KNOW HOW TO PLAY BASKETBALL, SO,

REMEMBER, JUST PLAY BY THE

RULES, AND WE MIGHT HAVE A

CHANCE OF BEATING THESE DUDES.

>> Uncle Grandpa: WELL, I

HAVEN'T PLAYED IN AWHILE, SO I

MIGHT BE A LITTLE RUSTY.

[ ARMS CREAKING ]

>> Pizza Steve: JUST PASS THE

ROCK TO PIZZA STEVE, AND I'LL

DUNK ALL OVER THESE FOOLS.

PIZZA MVP!

>> Mr. Gus: JUST PLAY BY THE

RULES -- NO FUNNY STUFF.

>> HEY, DUMMIES!

Y'ALL READY TO LOSE, OR WHAT?

ALL RIGHT, FIRST TEAM TO 21

WINS.

SCARY REALISTIC GROWLING

PIT-BULL IS KEEPING SCORE.

>> [ BARKS ]

>> LET'S DO THIS! CHECK!

>> Uncle Grandpa: [ GRUNTS ]

A LITTLE HELP?

>> Mr. Gus: YOU OKAY,

UNCLE GRANDPA?

>> Uncle Grandpa: OF COURSE.

NO HARM, NO FOUL.

HERE YOU GO, BUDDY.

>> OH! OH! OH! OH! OH! OH!

SPIN MOVE!

>> HA!

>> YEAH, BOY!

>> Uncle Grandpa: SO, DID THE

GAME START YET?

>> [ SNARLS ]

>> Uncle Grandpa: OKAY, GUYS,

LET'S SHOW 'EM.

MR. GUS, I'M KICKING YOU THE

ROCK.

>> AND I'M JUST GONNA KICK YOU.

>> Mr. Gus: [ GRUNTS ]

HEY! THAT AIN'T A LEGAL MOVE!

>> NOTHING BUT SWOOSH.

>> [ SNARLS ]

>> Uncle Grandpa: COMING AT YOU,

PIZZA STEVE!

>> Pizza Steve: OOH, YEAH!

WIDE OPEN FOR THE TOUCHDOWN!

>> MORE LIKE TOUCH-GROUND!

>> Pizza Steve: [ GRUNTING ]

>> [ SNARLS ]

>> YOU CAN'T SCORE ON THIS "D"!

>> Uncle Grandpa: WE'LL JUST SEE

ABOUT THAT, KID COUSIN!

WHOA! I DID IT!

I DID THE SPINNY-MOVE THINGY!

>> TIME FOR THIS "D" TO GO

ATOMIC!

>> Uncle Grandpa: [ GRUNTS ]

HUH?

>> [ LAUGHS ]

YEAH, SON!

>> [ SNARLS ]

>> OOH!

[ TAIL SQUISHES ]

>> Mr. Gus: [ GRUNTS ]

>> Pizza Steve: [ GRUNTS ]

>> Uncle Grandpa: [ GRUNTS ]

[ GROANING ]

AAH!

>> OUT OF THE WAY, PIZZA FACE!

>> Mr. Gus: [ GRUNTS ]

>> Uncle Grandpa: OKAY, GUYS,

LET'S TRY TO STICK TOGETHER.

[ ALL GRUNT ]

>> BALLER FOR LIFE!

>> [ SNARLS ]

>> GAME POINT.

AND WE ONLY NEED ONE MORE BASKET

TO WIN.

SHOULDN'T BE TOO HARD, HUH,

GUYS?

[ ALL LAUGH ]

>> Mr. Gus: TIME OUT.

>> Uncle Grandpa: I DON'T GET

IT.

WE'RE PLAYING BY THE RULES, AND

THEY'RE STILL BEATING US.

CALL ME CRAZY, BUT I DON'T THINK

THEY'RE PLAYING FAIR.

>> Pizza Steve: IF YOU PASSED TO

PIZZA STEVE MORE, WE WOULDN'T BE

IN THIS MESS.

>> Mr. Gus: THIS MESS WAS CAUSED

BY A CERTAIN SOMEONE WHO CAN'T

PAY HIS PARKING TICKETS, LET

ALONE PARK.

>> Uncle Grandpa: WELL, MR. GUS,

THE ONLY WAY WE'RE GONNA GET OUT

OF THIS IS IF WE TRY SOMETHING

DIFFERENT.

I SUGGEST WE BEND THE RULES A

LITTLE, IF YOU CATCH MY DRIGGITY

DRIFT.

[ POINK! POINK! ]

>> Mr. Gus: NO.

BREAKING THE RULES IS WRONG.

WE COULD EVEN --

>> Uncle Grandpa: WIN BACK THE

RV?

[ HORN HONKS ]

>> HEY, HOMIES, THIS IS A

PRETTY SWEET RIDE.

CAN'T WAIT TILL IT'S OURS.

[ HORN HONKING ]

>> Uncle Grandpa: WHAT DO YOU

SAY, MR. GUS?

HOW ABOUT YOU STOP YOUR HATING

AND START DEVIATING?

>> Mr. Gus: ALL RIGHT,

UNCLE GRANDPA.

IT'S TIME TO PLAY...OUR WAY.

>> Uncle Grandpa: NOW WE'RE

TALKING!

>> Pizza Steve: [ GRUNTS ]

[ STRAINING ]

A LITTLE HELP, GUYS?

>> All: GO TEAM UNCLE GRANDPA!

>> Pizza Steve: PIZZA STEVE!

I THOUGHT WE WERE CALLED THE

PIZZA STEVES.

>> Uncle Grandpa: [ BLINK! ]

>> YOU READY TO LOSE YOUR RV?

>> Uncle Grandpa: I DON'T KNOW.

MR. GUS, WHAT DO YOU THINK?

>> Mr. Gus: I DON'T THINK THESE

FOOLS KNOW WHO THEY'RE DEALING

WITH.

[ SNARLS ]

AIN'T THAT RIGHT, PIZZA STEVE?

>> Pizza Steve: SO RIGHT, MR. G.

KA-CHA!

>> Uncle Grandpa: [ CHUCKLES ]

AIR BALL!

>> [ WHIMPERS ]

>> Mr. Gus: [ INHALES DEEPLY ]

[ EXHALES DEEPLY ]

FIREBALL.

>> [ WHIMPERS ]

>> Pizza Steve: HYAH!

KICKBALL!

>> [ WHIMPERS ]

>> Uncle Grandpa: LAY-IN.

>> Mr. Gus: BANK SHOT.

>> Pizza Steve: TOP OF THE KEY.

>> JUST TRY GETTING OVER THIS

WALL.

>> Uncle Grandpa: OKAY.

FADEAWAY.

>> HUH?

>> OHH! WHOA! WHOA!

[ GRUNTS ]

>> Pizza Steve: GREASY-PEASY.

[ GRUNTS ]

>> WHAT'S GOING ON?

>> THIS CAN'T BE HAPPENING.

>> Uncle Grandpa: [ LAUGHS ]

SHOT CLOCK!

CANNONBALL!

>> [ GIGGLING ]

>> Pizza Steve: [ PANTING ]

SLAM SHOT!

>> Uncle Grandpa: FROM UP TOP!

>> Pizza Steve: HOOK SHOT!

>> Uncle Grandpa: AROUND THE

WORLD!

>> [ WHIMPERS ]

>> Uncle Grandpa: LOOKS LIKE

WE'RE ALL TIED UP.

YOUR BALL.

>> YOU BETTER GET OUT OF THE

WAY, OLD MAN.

>> Uncle Grandpa: [ GRUNTS ]

>> [ LAUGHS ]

>> Uncle Grandpa: [ GROANS ]

>> SAY GOODBYE TO YOUR RV.

>> Uncle Grandpa: I DON'T THINK

SO!

>> HUH?!

THIS ISN'T AN OFFICIAL GAME

BALL.

[ FARTS ]

>> Uncle Grandpa: FORGET

SOMETHING?

DRIBBLE, DRIBBLE, DRIBBLE,

DRIBBLE, DRIBBLE.

[ PANTING ]

DRIBBLE, DRIBBLE, DRI--

[ GRUNTS ]

I'M A BASKETBALL!

>> [ WHIMPERS ]

>> Both: WE DID IT!

>> Pizza Steve: I DID IT!

>> WOW, OLD MAN.

I NEVER SEEN SKILLS LIKE THAT

BEFORE.

YOU A TRUE BALLER.

>> Uncle Grandpa: I DON'T KNOW

WHAT THAT MEANS, BUT THANKS.

NOW IF YOU'LL PLEASE EXCUSE US,

WE HAVE SOME BUSINESS TO TAKE

CARE OF.

>> HEY.

YOU GUYS ARE ALL RIGHT.

YOU CAN PLAY ON OUR COURT ANY

TIME.

>> Uncle Grandpa: AND WHAT A

FINE COURT SHE IS.

WELP, GOT TO BE GOING NOW.

[ ENGINE TURNS OVER ]

[ RV BEEPING ]

[ TIRES SQUEAL ]

NOW THAT THAT'S ALL PAID OFF, WE

CAN ENJOY THE RV WORRY-FREE.

>> Mr. Gus: YEP.

AND NOW YOU KNOW WHEN TO FOLLOW

THE RULES.

>> Pizza Steve: AND WHEN TO

BREAK 'EM.

>> Uncle Grandpa: YEAH, I GUESS

WE ALL LEARNED A VALUABLE LESSON

TODAY -- NEVER PARK YOUR RV IN A

BASKETBALL COURT.

OH, NO!

>> Mr. Gus: NOT AGAIN!

[ WAH-WAH-WAH-WAH ]

>> Uncle Grandpa: [ CHUCKLES ]

GOOD NIGHT, EVERYONE!

GOOD MORNING!

[ MID-TEMPO MUSIC PLAYS ]

>> All: ♪ SMILE, SMILE JUICE ♪

♪ SMILE, SMILE JUICE ♪

♪ THERE'S PLENTY IN US ALL

IF YOU WANT TO LET IT LOOSE ♪

♪ SMILE, SMILE JUICE ♪

♪ SMILE, SMILE JUICE ♪

♪ IF YOU NEED A HAPPY BOOST,

THEN SHOW YOUR SMILE JUICE ♪

>> Mr. Gus: ♪ AS YOU ALL

MAY KNOW,

I'M A GRUMPY DINOSAUR ♪

♪ MOST DAYS, I WANT TO BURY

MY HEAD INTO THE FLOOR ♪

♪ BUT NEGATIVITY

DOESN'T GET THE BEST OF ME ♪

♪ BECAUSE I LET

THE SMILE JUICES FLOW ♪

[ VIDEO GAME MUSIC PLAYS ]

>> Pizza Steve: ♪ TAKE IT

FROM ME, YOUR BELOVED

PIZZA STEVE ♪

♪ I'M DRIPPING WITH MORE THAN

JUST YOUR AVERAGE PIZZA GREASE ♪

♪ MY CRUST BE STUFFED

WITH THE SMOOTHEST FLOW,

WAITING TO EXPLODE ♪

♪ SO I DISCHARGE

AND LET MY SMILE JUICES SHOW ♪

>> All: ♪ SMILE, SMILE JUICE ♪

♪ SMILE, SMILE JUICE ♪

♪ LET YOUR LIPS LEAK JOYFUL

DRIPS OF SMILE, SMILE JUICE ♪

♪ SMILE, SMILE JUICE ♪

♪ LET ME SEE THAT JUICE ♪

>> Uncle Grandpa: SMILE!

>> All: SMILE!

>> Uncle Grandpa: JUICE!

>> All: JUICE!

♪ SMILE, SMILE JUICE ♪

[ SURF MUSIC PLAYS ]

>> Belly Bag: ♪ WHEN YOU NEED

A SMILE,

JUST COME TO BELLY BAG ♪

♪ I CAN SMILE ACROSS A MILE,

THOUGH I DON'T LIKE TO BRAG ♪

♪ A SMIRK, A QUIRK ♪

♪ A GRIN, A WINK ♪

♪ I'VE GOT WHAT YOU NEED ♪

♪ JUST REACH INSIDE,

AND YOU WILL FIND

A SMILE JUBILEE ♪

>> Uncle Grandpa: ♪ I HOPE YOU

ALL ARE READY FOR SOME HEALTHY

SMILE JUICE ♪

♪ I'VE GOT SO MUCH TO SPARE ♪

♪ THERE'S ENOUGH

FOR BOTH OF US ♪

♪ YOU SAY YOU HAVE FORGOTTEN

HOW TO LOOK WHEN HAVING FUN? ♪

♪ THAT'S OKAY ♪

♪ A SMILE A DAY CAN ROLL

RIGHT OFF YOUR TONGUE ♪

♪ OF ALL THE THINGS I LIKE TO

DO, LIKE SKIP AND BOUNCE

AND BIKE ♪

♪ THE THING I LIKE TO DO

THE MOST IS SHOW

MY SMILE PRIDE ♪

[ DRUMROLL ]

>> All: ♪ SMILE, SMILE JUICE ♪

♪ SMILE, SMILE JUICE ♪

♪ WON'T YOU PLEASE ME ALLOW ME

TO KINDLY INTRODUCE ♪

♪ ALL THE FRUITFUL USES

WHEN YOU STOP MAKING EXCUSES,

AND YOU LET YOUR SMILE JUICE

FLOW ♪

[ MUSIC STOPS ]

[ TINK! ]

[ UP-TEMPO MUSIC PLAYS ]

>> THAT WAS QUITE DELICIOUS.