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[ UP-TEMPO MUSIC PLAYS ]
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>> Uncle Grandpa: GOOD MORNING!
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GOOD MORNING.
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GOOD MORNING.
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>> GRFT: [ ROARS ]
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>> Uncle Grandpa: GOOD MORNING.
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GOOD MORNING!
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>> HEY, LISA, MY MOM, LIKE,
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PACKED US SODAS.
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DO YOU, LIKE, WANT ONE?
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>> LIKE, OKAY.
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>> TWO SODAS, LIKE, COMING
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RIGHT UP OR WHATEVER.
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HERE.
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>> THANKS.
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HMM.
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[ GRUNTING ]
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[ SIGHS ]
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LIKE, HOW ARE WE SUPPOSED TO
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DRINK SODA WHEN IT'S, LIKE,
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TRAPPED INSIDE THESE WEIRD GLASS
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THINGIES?
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>> [ GROANING ]
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I DON'T KNOW, BUT THIS IS,
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LIKE, TOTALLY ALL THE
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GOVERNMENT'S FAULT, PROBABLY.
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[ GROANS ]
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I AM SOOO UPSET RIGHT NOW.
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>> I KNOW!
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ME TOO!
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LIFE IS SO HARD SOMETIMES,
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STACEY!
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[ RUMBLING ]
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>> Both: HUH?
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>> Uncle Grandpa: WELL, MAYBE I
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CAN HELP!
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>> Both: UNCLE GRANDPA!
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>> Uncle Grandpa: YEAH, IT'S
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ME.
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AND LET'S NOT FORGET MY
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ASSOCIATES -- BIG BAD BELLY BAG,
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MR. GUS,
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GIANT REALISTIC FLYING TIGER,
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AND PIZZA STEVE.
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>> Pizza Steve: UNCLE G, DO YOU
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MIND?
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I KIND OF HAVE A BIG BOSS ON MY
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HANDS HERE.
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>> Both: HI, PIZZA STEVE!
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>> Pizza Steve: WAIT. WHAT?
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[ BOTH GIGGLE ]
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>> Pizza Steve: AYE CHI-WA-WOW.
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>> Uncle Grandpa: ALL RIGHT!
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IT'S TIME TO OPEN UP THOSE SODA
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BOTTLES!
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>> Both: YAY!
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>> Pizza Steve: WAIT! UNCLE G!
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UH...YOU GOT TO LET PIZZA STEVE
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HANDLE THIS ONE.
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>> Uncle Grandpa: I DON'T KNOW.
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THIS IS A TOUGH JOB.
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ARE YOU SURE, PIZZA STEVE?
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>> Mr. Gus: HE COULD HURT
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HIMSELF, UNCLE GRANDPA.
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>> Pizza Steve: ZIP IT,
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DINO BONES!
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PIZZA STEVE'S GOT THIS!
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HAVE NO FEAR!
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PIZZA STEVE IS HERE!
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AND, LADIES, YOUR PROBLEMS ARE
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OVER!
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OH, YEAH!
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LET'S DO THIS!
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BR-R-R-RUP! BR-R-R-RUP!
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BUP! BUP!
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LET THE SODA PARTY BEGIN!
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[ GRUNTING ]
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ALMOST...
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THERE!
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AAH!
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NYAAAAH!
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HEY!
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WHAT THE --
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WAIT. WHAT?
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UNH!
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>> Mr. Gus: ONE FOR YOU.
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AND ONE FOR YOU.
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YOU OKAY, LIL' CHEESE?
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>> HA HA!
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LIL' CHEESE!
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>> [ SPITS ]
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[ BOTH LAUGH ]
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>> Mr. Gus: LIL' CHEESE?
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>> Pizza Steve: MR. GUS,
YOUARE
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A --
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>> BIG STRONG DINOSAUR MAN!
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YOU'RE, LIKE, TOTALLY OUR HERO!
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COME HANG OUT WITH US!
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>> Pizza Steve: [ SIGHS ]
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AND SO, IN LIGHT OF THE SODA-POP
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INCIDENT AT THE BEACH, I HAVE
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COME TO THE CONCLUSION THAT
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MR. GUS IS SUPERIOR TO
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PIZZA STEVE IN EVERY WHICH WAY
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POSSIBLE.
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WHOA!
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>> Uncle Grandpa: HEY,
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PIZZA STEVE!
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WHAT YOU DOING?
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>> Pizza Steve: DAH!
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[ STAMMERING ]
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N-N-NOTHING.
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WHY? WHAT'S UP?
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>> Uncle Grandpa: WANT TO GO DIG
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A HOLE?
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>> NORMALLY I WOULD LOVE TO,
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UNCLE G, BUT I CAN'T RIGHT NOW
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BECAUSE I, UH -- UH...
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>> Uncle Grandpa: BECAUSE YOU'RE
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WRITING IN YOUR DIARY?
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>> Pizza Steve: AAH!
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NOPE. THAT'S NOT MY DIARY.
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>> Uncle Grandpa: IT'S NOT?
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>> Pizza Steve: NO!
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IT'S "PETER PAN," BRO.
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>> Uncle Grandpa: OH!
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I LOVE THAT STORY!
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SORRY FOR THE INTERRUPTION.
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>> Pizza Steve: NO PROBLEMO.
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WHEW!
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[ EXPLOSION, RUMBLING ]
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WHOA!
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>> Uncle Grandpa: PIZZA STEVE!
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I HIT A GAS LINE!
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I NEED YOUR HELP!
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>> Pizza Steve: AW, COME ON,
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MAN!
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[ GRUNTS ]
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[ WATCHING BEEPING ]
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>> Mr. Gus: UH-OH! 9:00.
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IT'S BATH/READING TIME!
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HMM?
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"PETER PAN"?
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I LOVE THIS STORY!
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BATH TIME'S ABOUT TO GET A WHOLE
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LOT MORE FUN THANKS TO
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TINKERBELL AND FRIENDS.
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>> Pizza Steve: [ COUGHS ]
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>> Uncle Grandpa: THANKS,
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PIZZA STEVE!
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>> Pizza Steve: NOW TO FINISH
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WRITING ABOUT HOW PATHETIC I AM
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IN MY DIARY THAT I LEFT RIGHT
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HERE.
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AAAAH!
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MR. GUS! MR. GUS!
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MR. GUS! WAIT!
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>> Mr. Gus: PIZZA STEVE, YOU
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KNOW DANG WELL THAT MY ALLOTTED
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BATHROOM TIME BEGINS AT 9:00.
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>> Pizza Steve: I KNOW, BRO!
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BUT -- BUT -- BUT YOU TOOK MY
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BOOK!
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>> Mr. Gus: UPON COMPLETION OF
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MY BUBBLE BATH, I SHALL
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RELINQUISH THE BOOK.
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BUT UNTIL THEN, I'M GONNA SOAK
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IN THE TUB AND ESCAPE TO
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J.M. BARRIE'S ENCHANTING WORLD
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OF NEVERLAND.
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>> Pizza Steve: BUT, MR. GUS --
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[ Thinking ] OH, NO!
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MR. GUS HAS MY SECRET DIARY!
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HE'S GONNA KNOW ALL OF
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PIZZA STEVE'S MOST EMBARRASSING
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SECRETS!
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I'D BETTER HATCH A PLAN, QUICK.
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[ SOFT JAZZ MUSIC PLAYS ]
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>> Mr. Gus: MMM-HMM!
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TIME TO GET THE PARTY STARTED!
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MAN, I'M SO EXCITED!
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BUT BEFORE I BEGIN, I'M JUST
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GONNA ADMIRE THE COVER FOR A
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FEW MINUTES.
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MMM. YEAH.
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>> SLEEP...MODE.
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>> Pizza Steve: [CLEARS THROAT]
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IT'S GONNA TAKE A
TINY MIRACLE
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TO BUST DOWN THE BATHROOM DOOR
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AND DISTRACT MR. GUS SO
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PIZZA STEVE CAN GET HIS SECRET
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DIARY BACK!
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>> DID SOMEBODY SAY TINY M--
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>> YEAH, YEAH, YEAH, I DID!
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COME ON! MOVE IT! LET'S GO!
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>> Mr. Gus: AND NOW TO OPEN THE
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COVER.
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HUH? WHAT THE --
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>> ♪ TINY MIRACLE ♪
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♪ THE ROBOT BOY ♪
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>> Mr. Gus: TINY MIRACLE?
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WHAT IN HEAVEN'S NAME --
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>> LOOK AT ME!
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>> Mr. Gus: GET BACK HERE!
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WHAT THE HECK DO YOU THINK
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YOU'RE DOING?
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>> CREATING A DIVERSION.
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>> Mr. Gus: DIVERSION?
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FROM WHAT?
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PIZZA STEVE!
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THANKS FOR PICKING THAT UP FOR
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ME.
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>> Pizza Steve: OHH! UNH!
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[ HAMMERING ]
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>> Mr. Gus: THAT OUGHT TO DO THE
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TRICK.
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AHH!
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SORRY TO KEEP YOU WAITING,
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PETER PAN.
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UH...
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WAIT. WHERE MY GLASSES AT?
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>> Pizza Steve: THEY SHOULD'VE
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CALLED ME PIZZA SMOOTH!
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>> Uncle Grandpa: UNCLE GRANDPA
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SMASH!
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[ GRUNTS ]
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YES!
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>> Pizza Steve: HEY, UNCLE G,
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SORRY TO INTERRUPT, BUT CAN YOU
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SMASH THESE INTO A MILLION
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PIECES FOR ME?
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>> Uncle Grandpa: ABSOLUTELY,
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PIZZA STEVE.
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HEY, WAIT A MINUTE.
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THESE LOOK LIKE MR. GUS'
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READING GLASSES.
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>> NO, THESE THINGS WERE SENT
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HERE FROM ANOTHER DIMENSION.
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THEY'RE PURE EVIL.
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>> Uncle Grandpa: YIKES!
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THERE'S NO TIME TO LOSE, THEN!
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[ SPITS ]
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ALL RIGHT, HERE WE GO.
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1, 2 --
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[ RUMBLING ]
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>> Mr. Gus: [ ROARING ]
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>> Uncle Grandpa: DANG IT.
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I LOST COUNT.
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>> Mr. Gus: PIZZA STEVE!
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GIVE ME BACK MY GLASSES RIGHT
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NOW!
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>> Uncle Grandpa: BUT,
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PIZZA STEVE, YOU SAID --
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>> Pizza Steve: NEVER MIND WHAT
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I SAID!
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GIVE ME THAT HAMMER!
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[ GRUNTING ]
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>> Mr. Gus: HMPH!
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[ SIGHS ]
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UNCLE GRANDPA, CAN YOU DO ME A
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FAVOR AND KEEP PIZZA STEVE OUT
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OF TROUBLE FOR ONE HOUR?
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>> Uncle Grandpa: SURE THING,
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MR. GUS.
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>> Mr. Gus: THANKS.
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DON'T LET HIM LEAVE THIS SPOT
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NOW!
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>> Uncle Grandpa: YOU HAVE MY
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WORD.
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>> Pizza Steve: HEY, UNCLE G,
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I'M GONNA GO DRIVE THE RV.
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>> Uncle Grandpa: HAVE FUN,
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PIZZA STEVE.
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>> Pizza Steve: LATER, BRO.
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FUN FACT!
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YOU CAN'T TAKE A BATH WITHOUT
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WATER.
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[ TIRES SCREECHING ]
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>> Mr. Gus: AAAH!
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[ GRUNTING ]
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>> Pizza Steve: LOOKS LIKE
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BATH TIME'S UP.
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>> Mr. Gus: NO.
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I'M STILL TAKING MY BATH, AND
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I'M STILL GONNA READ
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"PETER PAN."
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AND IT'S HAPPENING THIS TIME.
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'CAUSE YOU'RE GONNA BE LOCKED IN
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HERE UNTIL I'M DONE.
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>> Pizza Steve: BUT, MR. GUS,
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YOU CAN'T READ THAT BOOK!
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MR. GUS!
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MR. GUS!
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>> Mr. Gus: [ HUMMING ]
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>> Pizza Steve: OH, THIS IS NOT
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GOOD!
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MR. GUS IS GONNA READ ALL OF
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PIZZA STEVE'S MOST EMBARRASSING
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SECRETS!
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ALL OF PIZZA STEVE'S MOST
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INTIMATE INNER THOUGHTS!
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THERE'S GOT TO BE AT LEAST 100
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PAGES IN THAT DIARY WHERE
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PIZZA STEVE ADMITS THAT HE
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WISHES HE COULD BE MORE LIKE
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MR. GUS!
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AAAAAAAAAH!
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[ LOCK CLICKS ]
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>> Mr. Gus: I'M DONE WITH MY
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BUBBLE BATH.
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PIZZA STEVE, ABOUT YOUR BOOK...
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>> Pizza Steve: SAVE YOUR
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BREATH, MR. GUS.
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THERE'S NO NEED TO MOCK ME!
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NOW THAT YOU KNOW EVERYTHING
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ABOUT ME -- ALL THE SLEEPLESS
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NIGHTS WHERE I FANTASIZED ABOUT
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BEING A MUSCLE MAN LIKE YOU!
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PIZZA STEVE'S GOT NOTHING ON
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MR. GUS AND HIS "STRAPPING,
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GREEN PHYSIQUE!"
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COULD YOU BELIEVE THE HUNDRED
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PAGES WHERE I ADMITTED THAT ALL
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MY GIRLFRIENDS I EVER HAD IN MY
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ENTIRE LIFE WERE TOTALLY
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IMAGINARY?
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AND HOW ABOUT THE ENTRY WHERE I
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ADMITTED THAT THE REAL REASON I
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WEAR THESE COOL-GUY SHADES IS TO
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HIDE THE CONSTANT FLOW OF
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TEARS?!
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YOU KNOW IT ALL NOW!
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PIZZA STEVE'S A TOTAL TRAIN
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WRECK.
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>> Mr. Gus: IF IT MAKES YOU
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FEEL ANY BETTER, I DIDN'T
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ACTUALLY READ A SINGLE WORLD OF
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THIS THING.
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>> Pizza Steve: HUH?
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SAY WHAT?
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>> Mr. Gus: YOUR DESPERATE
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ANTICS SOAKED IT, COVER TO
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COVER.
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AND LET ME TELL YOU, THERE'S NO
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WAY ANYONE COULD READ A BOOK
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WITH INK
THISSMEARED.
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>> Pizza Steve: [ GRUNTS ]
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HEY, MR. GUS?
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>> Mr. Gus: YEAH?
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>> Pizza Steve: YOU KNOW ALL
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THAT STUFF I JUST TOLD YOU ABOUT
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MY DIARY?
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>> Mr. Gus: UH-HUH.
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>> Pizza Steve: WELL, I WAS...
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JUST KIDDING!
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L-L-L-LATER, BROS!
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>> Uncle Grandpa: HI!
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UNCLE GRANDPA HERE, AND I'M
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ABOUT TO SHOW YOU AN AMAZING NEW
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PRODUCT THAT WILL REVOLUTIONIZE
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THE WAY YOU LIVE.
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INTRODUCING SQUIRREL SWEATERS!
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THE ONLY SOLUTION FOR YOUR COLD
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SQUIRRELS.
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YOUR SQUIRREL WANTS TO GO
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OUTSIDE, BUT IT'S TOO COLD!
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AND YOUR OTHER SQUIRREL WANTS TO
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GO INSIDE, BUT IT'S ALSO TOO
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COLD!
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BUT WITH SQUIRREL SWEATERS,
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MOTHER NATURE'S ICY CHILL SEEMS
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BEARABLE!
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AND SAY BYE-BYE TO
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THROUGH-THE-ROOF HEATING BILLS.
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THESE SWEATERS PACK ALL THE HEAT
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YOU'LL NEED.
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AND THERE'S EVEN A SWEATER TO
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FIT EVERY SQUIRREL PERSONALITY!
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FORMAL, CASUAL, BUSINESS CASUAL,
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HOLIDAY, TIGER, '80s TV DAD,
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'90s TEENAGER, SEE-THROUGH,
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SPORTS FAN, UNCLE GRANDPA FAN,
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PLUS SIZE, AND PINK.
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BUT THAT'S NOT ALL!
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SQUIRREL SWEATERS ARE ALSO GREAT
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FOR ABSORBING SPILLS, STORING
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LEFTOVERS, IGNORING CALLS,
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ZIPLINING, TARGET PRACTICE, EVEN
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PATCHING DAMAGED INTERPERSONAL
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RELATIONSHIPS.
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[ TING! ]
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AND IF YOU ORDER YOUR
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SQUIRREL SWEATER WITHIN THE NEXT
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22 SECONDS, WE'LL THROW IN NOT
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ONE BUT TWO POSSUM PONCHOS,
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TO KEEP YOUR POSSUMS DRY IN EVEN
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THE WETTEST RAIN!
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SO ORDER WHILE SUPPLIES LAST!
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>> UNCLE GRANDPA IS NOT
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RESPONSIBLE FOR THE VIEWS OR
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OPINIONS OF THIS PARTICULAR
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PRODUCT.
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MAY CAUSE CRAMPING OR INTENSE
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NAUSEA.
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ANY IRRITATIONS TO YOUR SKIN
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PLEASE CONSULT YOUR PHYSICIAN
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IMMEDIATELY.
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