Original subtitles

[ UP-TEMPO MUSIC PLAYS ]

>> Uncle Grandpa: GOOD MORNING!

GOOD MORNING.

GOOD MORNING.

>> GRFT: [ ROARS ]

>> Uncle Grandpa: GOOD MORNING.

GOOD MORNING!

>> HEY, THERE, BABY.

I'M TEEN HEART THROB

ENGLISH MUFFINZ.

AND YOU KNOW I LOVE YOU, BABY.

>> GRFT: [ MEOWS ]

>> ♪ BABY, BABY ♪

♪ SHAKE YOUR BOOTY, BABY ♪

♪ BABY, BABY ♪

♪ BOUNCE YOUR BOTTOM, BABY ♪

♪ BLAH, BLAH, BABY ♪

♪ BABY, BABY ♪

♪ BLAH, BLAH, BABY ♪

>> GRFT: [ ROARS ]

>> ♪ BLAH, BLAH, BLAH, BLAH ♪

>> GRFT: [ MEOWS ]

>> ♪ BLAH, BLAH, BABY ♪

♪ BABY, BABY ♪

>> GRFT: [ MEOWS ]

[ GASPS, ROARING ]

[ ELECTRICITY CRACKLES ]

[ ROARS ]

[ DING! ]

[ FART NOISE ]

[ ROARS ]

>> Both: HUH?

>> Uncle Grandpa: OH, MY!

WHAT IN THE HOOEY WAS THAT ALL

ABOUT?

[ GRUNTS ]

[ CRASHING ]

WHOA! LOOK AT 'ER GO!

EY-EY-EY-EY-EY-EY!

>> GRFT: [ GROWLING ]

>> Pizza Steve: WHAT IS SHE

DOING?

GEEZ, TIGER!

WHAT ARE YOU FREAKING OUT ABOUT?

IT'S JUST A HARMLESS LITTLE

MOUSE.

YUCK!

UGH!

I GOT HAIR ON MY ICE CREAM.

>> AAH!

>> Pizza Steve: OOPS.

>> Mr. Gus: IT'S JUST A HARMLESS

LITTLE MOUSE.

UGH!

>> Pizza Steve: HEY, MR. GUS,

YOU WANT SOME MOUSSE FOR YOUR

MOUSE?

[ RIM SHOT ]

>> GRFT: [ ROARS ]

>> Pizza Steve: TINY MIRACLE!

WATCH OUT!

[ ELECTRICITY CRACKLES ]

>> WHOA.

>> OOF!

[ SQUEAKING ]

>> OH, MY!

A-A-A-A-A-A-AH!

>> OOF!

>> AAH!

>> GRFT: [ ROARS ]

>> HELP!

>> Uncle Grandpa: WHAT?!

WHOA!

WHOA, WHOA, WHOA!

I CAN'T STAND IT WHEN PEOPLE

CAN'T GET ALONG!

>> HELP ME, UNCLE GRANDPA!

THAT CRAZY CAT WANTS TO EAT ME!

>> Uncle Grandpa: TIGER, YOU

WANT TO EAT THIS MOUSE?

UGH! THAT'S DISGUSTING!

WHY WOULD YOU WANT TO EAT A

MOUSE?

>> YEAH!

DON'T EAT ME, GIRLFRIEND!

>> Uncle Grandpa: GIRLFRIENDS?

I KNOW HOW TO SOLVE THIS

DILEMMA!

I'M GONNA MAKE YOU FRIENDS!

BEST FRIENDS!

COME ON! LET'S GO!

ALL RIGHT, YOU TWO, NO FIGHTING

AND NO BITING!

I WANT YOU TO STAY IN THIS ROOM

UNTIL YOU GIRLS ARE FRIENDS.

[ BOTH SIGH ]

>> WHAT'S THAT?

>> GRFT: [ GROWLS ]

>> OH, I THOUGHT YOU SAID

SOMETHING.

SO...UM...

OH!

I SEE YOU LIKE ENGLISH MUFFINZ,

TOO, HUH?

>> GRFT: [ ROARS ]

>> I KNOW.

I LOVE HIM!

HE'S SODREAMY!

>> OH, YEAH.

I HAVE, LIKE, ALL HIS SONGS AND

JUNK.

>> GRFT: [ GROWLS ]

>> YOU LIKE MY TAIL SCRUNCHY?

I LOVE YOUR NAILS.

WHAT'S THE NAME OF THAT COLOR?

>> GRFT: [ MEOWS ]

>> OKAY, GIRLFRIEND!

BUT ONLY IF I GET TO GIVE YOU A

MAKEOVER, TOO!

YAY!

GIRL-POWER MAKEOVER PARTY!

[ LAUGHS ]

[ BOTH LAUGH ]

UGH!

UGH!

>> Pizza Steve: UGH!

AAH!

>> [ GASPS ]

PBHT!

>> Uncle Grandpa: HMM...

>> [ GIGGLING ]

>> Uncle Grandpa: YOU TWO

GIGGLE-PUSSES SURE DO SEEM TO BE

GETTING ALONG.

SEE? I KNEW YOU'D BECOME

BEST FRIENDS!

B.F.F.'s FOREVER!

MAN, MAKING THOSE TWO BEST

FRIENDS WAS A GREAT IDEA.

I'M A TOTAL GENIUS.

MAYBE THAT MOUSE WILL EVEN HELP

TIGER KEEP AWAY THE RODENTS.

UH-OH!

THE GRANDPA SYMBOL!

A KID SOMEWHERE NEEDS MY HELP.

[ GLASS SHATTERS ]

SOMETHING MUST BE WRONG WITH THE

ENGINE.

UH-OH!

ALL THE WIRES ARE CHEWED UP!

HEY, MR. GUS, ANY IDEA WHO

CHEWED THROUGH THE WIRES IN THE

ENGINE?

>> Mr. Gus: PROBABLY THE SAME

PERSON WHO ATE UP ALL THE FOOD

IN THE FRIDGE.

>> Pizza Steve: AAH!

WHO ATE MY CHEESE?!

>> DARN IT!

WHO TURNED THE LIVING ROOM INTO

A GIANT NEST?!

>> Uncle Grandpa: HMM...

[ CRASHING ]

>> THERE YOU HAVE IT, TIGER.

THAT IS HOW YOU CHEW YOUR OWN

CUSTOM DOORWAY!

LET'S GO BACK TO YOUR ROOM SO I

CAN TEACH YOU SOME OTHER THINGS

I KNOW.

>> GRFT: [ ROARS ]

>> Uncle Grandpa: OH, NO!

WHAT'VE I DONE?!

THEY'RE TEARING THE RV APART!

THAT CRITTER IS A BAD INFLUENCE

ON TIGER.

I'VE GOT TO GET RID OF THAT

MOUSE.

>> Belly Bag: BUT,

UNCLE GRANDPA, IF YOU GET RID OF

TIGER'S NEW BEST FRIEND, IT'S

PROBABLY GONNA MAKE HER, LIKE,

REALLY MAD AT YOU.

>> Uncle Grandpa: GOOD POINT,

BELLY BAG.

THEN I GOT TO MAKE TIGER ENEMIES

WITH THAT MOUSE.

>> Belly Bag: HOW ARE YOU GONNA

TURN TWO GIRLS AGAINST EACH

OTHER?

[ UP-TEMPO MUSIC PLAYS ]

>> Belly Bag: UNCLE GRANDPA,

ARE YOU LISTENING?

DID YOU HEAR ME?!

>> Uncle Grandpa: OH, SORRY.

I WAS JUST LISTENING TO THE NEW

ENGLISH MUFFINZ CD THAT TIGER

LET ME BORROW.

WAIT A MINUTE!

THAT'S IT!

I KNOW EXACTLY HOW TO FIX THIS.

>> SO LET ME GET THIS STRAIGHT.

THIS SANDBOX THING IS YOUR

BATHROOM?!

>> GRFT: [ GROWLS ]

>> WELL, NOT ANYMORE!

YOU GO TO THE BATHROOM ANYWHERE

YOU WANT FROM NOW ON.

YOU'RE AN ANIMAL LIKE ME.

IT'S, LIKE, IN OUR NATURE.

[ KNOCK ON DOOR ]

>> GRFT: [ GROWLS ]

>> Uncle Grandpa: ARE YOU LADIES

DECENT?

>> YES.

>> Uncle Grandpa: SORRY FOR

INTERRUPTING, BUT I WAS

WONDERING, DO YOU GIRLS HAPPEN

TO LIKE SURPRISES?

>> GRFT: [ GROWLS ]

>> YEAH!

>> Uncle Grandpa: THEN FOLLOW ME

FOR A SURPRISE YOU'RE GONNA

LOVE!

>> ALL RIGHT!

>> Uncle Grandpa: OKAY.

ARE YOU LADIES READY FOR THIS

SPECIAL UNCLE GRANDPA

SUPER-AWESOME SURPRISE?

>> YEAH!

>> Uncle Grandpa: ALL RIGHT.

I JUST GOT TO OPEN UP THIS

ELEVATOR.

HMM.

DARN THING WON'T OPEN.

SEEMS AS THOUGH SOMEONE CHEWED

THROUGH THE ELEVATOR'S

ELECTRICAL SYSTEM.

>> [ GIGGLES ]

>> Uncle Grandpa: [ GRUNTING ]

I'LL JUST...PULL IT OPEN!

TA-DA!

>> NO WAY!

>> Uncle Grandpa: THAT'S RIGHT!

MY GOOD PAL ENGLISH MUFFINZ

HERE WANTS TO HAVE A ROMANTIC

NIGHT WITH ONE OF YOU GIRLS.

BUT JUST ONE OF YOU.

AIN'T THAT RIGHT, STUD MUFFIN?

>> Y-YES.

I-I'M LOOKING FORWARD TO

SPENDING TIME WITH ONE OF YOU.

>> AHH!

[ GIGGLING ]

>> GRFT: [ MEOWS ]

>> Uncle Grandpa: I'LL JUST

LEAVE IT UP TO YOU GIRLS TO

DECIDE WHO GETS TO GO ON THAT

DATE.

HAVE FUN!

>> GRFT: [ ROARS ]

>> "SHARE HIM"?

[ SCOFFS ]

WHY WOULD I SHARE

ENGLISH MUFFINZ WITH YOU?

>> GRFT: HUH?

>> BECAUSE WE'RE FRIENDS?

UH, I'VE BEEN A FAN OF

ENGLISH MUFFINZ LONGER THAN I'VE

EVEN KNOWN YOU!

>> GRFT: [ GROWLS ]

>> OH, THAT'S COLD.

>> Uncle Grandpa: Shh.

>> COME TO THINK OF IT, THIS

"FRIENDSHIP" IS PRETTY MUCH

OVER.

GO AHEAD AND TRY AND STOP ME

FROM GOING OUT WITH HIM.

I DON'T KNOW WHY I WASTE MY TIME

WITH THESE PHONY GIRLS ALWAYS

TRYING TO TAKE WHAT'S MINE.

>> Uncle Grandpa: YOU GONNA LET

HER TALK ABOUT YOU LIKE THAT?

[ FINGERS SNAP ]

>> GRFT: [ GROWLS ]

>> OKAY, MR. MUFFINZ.

I'M ALL YOURS FOR THE NIGHT!

THINK WE CAN RIDE IN YOUR TOUR

BUS?

>> UM...

>> GRFT: [ GROWLS ]

>> SO IT'S LIKE THAT, HUH?

>> GRFT: [ ROARS ]

>> FINE! YOU WANT A CAT FIGHT?!

YOU GOT IT, SISTER!

>> GRFT: [ ROARS ]

>> Pizza Steve: AAH!

>> GRFT: [ GROWLS ]

>> SO LONG, KITTY!

LOOK FOR ME ON THE NEXT

ENGLISH MUFFINZ MUSIC VID!

SORRY ABOUT THAT.

YOU KNOW HOW FELINES CAN GET.

NOW, WHERE WERE WE?

[ RUMBLING ]

>> GRFT: [ ROARS ]

>> UGH! SHE'S KIND OF THE

JEALOUS TYPE.

LET ME TAKE CARE OF THIS REAL

QUICK.

YAAAAAAAAH!

>> GRFT: [ ROARS ]

>> AAAH!

>> DID SOMETHING JUST EXPLODE?

>> PROBABLY JUST A MOUSE OR

SOMETHIN'.

>> Uncle Grandpa: SORRY IT

DIDN'T WORK OUT WITH YOUR

FRIEND, GREAT REALISTIC FLYING

TIGER, BUT THAT MOUSE WAS A BAD

INFLUENCE ON YOU ANYWAY.

>> GRFT: [ ROARS ]

>> Uncle Grandpa: YOU'RE RIGHT.

TRUE FRIENDS DON'T SELL YOU OUT

FOR A ROMANTIC EVENING WITH

ENGLISH MUFFINZ.

SPEAKING OF ENGLISH MUFFINZ,

LOOKS LIKE YOU WIN THE DATE

TONIGHT, GIRL!

>> GRFT: [ ROARS ]

>> Uncle Grandpa: LET ME JUST

UNDO THESE CUFFS FOR YOU,

ENGLISH MUFFINZ.

JUST MAKE SURE YOU GET HER HOME

BEFORE 5:00 A.M.

TRY TO KEEP HER AWAY FROM LOUD

NOISES AND --

>> AAAAAAH!

>> Uncle Grandpa: HEY!

>> AAAAAAH!

>> Uncle Grandpa: QUICK, GIRL!

WE GOT A RUNNER.

>> GRFT: [ ROARS ]

>> SOMEBODY HELP ME!

>> Uncle Grandpa: GOOD MORNIN'!

>> Uncle Grandpa: YOWCH!

[ CHUCKLES ] GOOD ONE.

>> [ ROARING ]

GUYS, HURRY!

I'M DOWN HERE!

>> Mr. Gus: HANG ON!

WE'RE COMING, UNCLE GRANDPA!

[ ALL SCREAMING ]

>> Uncle Grandpa: HEY!

>> [ ROARS ]

[ ALL GROANING ]

>> Uncle Grandpa: THIS IS NOT

THE TIME FOR A BREAK, GUYS!

WE GOT A MONSTER TO TAKE DOWN!

>> Pizza Steve: UNCLE GRANDPA,

BEHIND YOU!

>> [ ROARS ]

>> Uncle Grandpa: [ GASPS ]

BELLY BAG, QUICK!

GET ME MY LASER HAMMER!

>> Belly Bag: I CAN'T,

UNCLE GRANDPA!

IT'S STILL CHARGING IN THE RV!

[ BEEPING ]

>> Uncle Grandpa: GUESS I'LL

HAVE TO USE THE NEXT BEST THING!

HYAH!

DARN IT.

>> Mr. Gus: UNCLE GRANDPA!

[ BOTH SCREAMING ]

[ ALARM BEEPING ]

OH. THAT'S OUR LUNCH BREAK.

EVERYBODY TAKE 5.

>> Pizza Steve: AHH. OOH.

>> Uncle Grandpa: SO, WHERE'S

EVERYBODY THINKING FOR LUNCH?

>> Pizza Steve: HOW BOUT PIZZA?

>> GRFT: [ ROARS ]

>> Uncle Grandpa: TIGER JUST HAD

PIZZA.

HOW ABOUT THE TACO STORE?

>> Pizza Steve: EW, NO!

I GOT SICK LAST TIME.

>> Uncle Grandpa: YEAH, ME TOO.

>> Mr. Gus: WHY DON'T WE JUST GO

TO THE FOOD COURT?

THAT WAY, WE CAN ALL EAT WHAT WE

WANT.

>> Uncle Grandpa: GREAT IDEA,

MR. GUS!

>> Mr. Gus: MAN, I AM ONE

STUFFED DINOSAUR.

>> Uncle Grandpa: ME TOO.

THE DOUBLE CORN DOGS HERE ARE

THE BEST DOUBLE CORN DOGS IN THE

WHOLE MALL.

HANDS DOWN!

>> Pizza Steve: YEAH.

PIZZA HERE WASN'T BAD.

I'VE DEFINITELY HAD BETTER

CRUST, THOUGH.

>> GRFT: [ GROWLS ]

>> Pizza Steve: YOU CAN'T HAVE

IT!

YOU CHOSE FISH, YOU EAT FISH!

>> Uncle Grandpa: HOW'S YOUR

RAMEN OVER THERE, MONSTER?

>> [ GROANS HAPPILY, CHUCKLES ]

[ BURPS ]

>> Uncle Grandpa: [ LAUGHING ]

WE GOT TO HANG OUT WITH THAT GUY

MORE OFTEN.

[ ALARM BEEPING ]

WELP, GUESS WE'D BETTER GET BACK

TO IT.

>> [ ROARING ]

>> Uncle Grandpa: [ YAWNS ]

I'M KIND OF TIRED AFTER THAT BIG

LUNCH.

ANYBODY WANT TO GET COFFEE?

>> Mr. Gus: YEAH, THAT SOUNDS

GOOD.

>> Pizza Steve: NOW YOU'RE

TALKIN'.

>> YEAH, I COULD USE A

PICK-ME-UP.

>> Uncle Grandpa: COOL.

SHOULD WE GO TO THAT PLACE ON

THE CORNER OR BREW A POT IN

THE RV?

>> EH, DOESN'T MATTER.