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[ UP-TEMPO MUSIC PLAYS ]
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>> Uncle Grandpa: GOOD MORNING!
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GOOD MORNING.
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GOOD MORNING.
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>> GRFT: [ ROARS ]
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>> Uncle Grandpa: GOOD MORNING.
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GOOD MORNING!
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[ INDISTINCT CONVERSATIONS ]
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>> Mr. Gus: [ YAWNS ]
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[ GROANS ]
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>> Uncle Grandpa: HEY, MR. GUS,
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REMEMBER WHEN I SAID I WAS GONNA
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SHOP TILL I DROP?
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>> Mr. Gus: YEAH.
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>> Uncle Grandpa: I DROP.
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>> Pizza Steve: YO, THAT
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SHOPPING SPREE WAS RIGHT!
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>> Uncle Grandpa: YEP!
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WE'RE ALL STOCKED UP.
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>> Mr. Gus: FINALLY.
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>> Pizza Steve: OKAY, GENTS.
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LET'S HAUL OUT OF THIS MALL.
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>> Uncle Grandpa: SOUNDS LIKE A
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PLAN, PIZZA MAN.
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>> Pizza Steve: AW, YEAH!
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>> Mr. Gus: HANG ON, NOW.
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WE'RE NOT GOING ANYWHERE UNTIL I
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VISIT MY FAVORITE STORE --
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THE WHITE MUSCLE TEE HUT.
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>> Pizza Steve: PSH! LAME-O!
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>> Mr. Gus: OH, COME ON, GUYS.
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I'VE BEEN WAITING TO GO TO MY
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STORE FOR HOURS.
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>> Uncle Grandpa: OKAY, MR. GUS.
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WE'LL MEET YOU DOWNSTAIRS AT THE
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FOUNTAIN IN 10 MINUTES.
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>> Mr. Gus: HOT DOG!
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THANKS, UNCLE G!
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WHITE MUSCLE TEE SHIRT.
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WHITE MUSCLE TEE SHIRT.
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>> Uncle Grandpa: THAT DINOSAUR
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LOVES HIS WHITE MUSCLE TEE's.
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>> Pizza Steve: TOO BAD HE
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DOESN'T LOVE MAKING SMART
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DECISIONS.
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THAT GENIUS TOOK THE STAIRS WHEN
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HE COULD HAVE TAKEN THIS
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PERFECTLY CONVENIENT ESCALATOR
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HERE.
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>> Uncle Grandpa: [ LAUGHS ]
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WHAT A SILLY DINOSAUR PERSON!
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>> Pizza Steve: THIS IS
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PRICELESS!
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JUST LOOK AT HIM, NEEDLESSLY
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USING HIS LEGS WHEN HE COULD BE
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GLIDING DOWN THE ESCALATOR.
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[ BOTH LAUGH ]
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I MEAN, LEAVE IT TO THE GUY
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WHO'S OLD AS A FOSSIL TO NOT
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REALIZE THAT THERE'S NEWER FORMS
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OF TRANSPORT.
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[ BOTH LAUGHING ]
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[ BLINK! ]
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[ LAUGHTER CONTINUES ]
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>> Mr. Gus: NO.
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[ LAUGHTER CONTINUES ]
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>> Uncle Grandpa: SHALL WE?
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>> Pizza Steve: UNCLE G, LET'S
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ESCALATE!
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>> Uncle Grandpa: THIS IS
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LIVING.
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>> Pizza Steve: YEAH!
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SURE BEATS USING YOUR LEGS.
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>> Uncle Grandpa: YOU CAN SAY
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THAT AGAIN, LITTLE SLICE.
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[ METAL GRINDS, CLANKS ]
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HUH?
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WE STOPPED ESCALATORING!
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>> Pizza Steve: THIS AIN'T
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SUPPOSED TO HAPPEN, BRO.
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>> Uncle Grandpa: DON'T WORRY.
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JUST GIVE IT A COUPLE OF
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SECONDS.
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OR MINUTES.
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>> OH, WAIT! HOLD UP, HONEY!
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THIS ESCALATOR IS NOT MOVING.
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>> [ GASPS ] OH, MY GOODNESS!
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THAT WAS A CLOSE ONE!
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WAIT, HONEY. LOOK!
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>> THERE ARE PEOPLE ON THAT
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ESCALATOR!
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>> OH, DEAR!
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HOW ARE THEY EVER GOING TO GET
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DOWN?!
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>> I DON'T KNOW, HONEY!
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THIS ESCALATOR IS
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[Echoing] BROKEN!
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>> Uncle Grandpa: HUH?
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DID YOU HEAR THAT, PIZZA STEVE?
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THE ESCALATOR IS BROKEN!
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>> Pizza Steve: SAY WHAT?!
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>> Uncle Grandpa: I SAID THE
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ESCALATOR IS [Echoing] BROKEN!
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[ CROWD MURMURING ]
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>> Mr. Gus: HMM.
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HMM.
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>> AH, YES.
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PALE SNOWFLAKE -- GOOD CHOICE.
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BUT HAVE YOU SEEN OUR LATEST?
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I GIVE YOU NEUTRAL CREAM.
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>> Mr. Gus: AW, YEAH!
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I REALLY LIKE THE FLAT IVORY,
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THOUGH.
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>> LET ME GET YOU A FITTING
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ROOM.
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[ CROWD MURMURING ]
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>> Uncle Grandpa: WHAT ARE WE
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GONNA DO, PIZZA STEVE?!
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WE COULD BE STUCK HERE FOR
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HOURS!
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>> Pizza Steve: NO WAY!
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WE GOT TO TAKE ACTION, UNCLE G!
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BUT HOW?
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HOW DO WE GET OFF AN ESCALATOR
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THAT'S NOT MOVING?
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[ GASPS ]
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THERE! UNCLE G, LOOK!
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EMERGENCY RESCUE GRAPPLING HOOK
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STORE!
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THAT PLACE HAS JUST WHAT WE NEED
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TO ESCAPE!
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>> Uncle Grandpa: MAYBE TO GET
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DOWN THERE, WE GOT TO USE WHAT'S
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IN HERE.
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>> Pizza Steve: NOW YOU'RE
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THINKING, UNCLE G!
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WHAT YOU GOT?
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>> Uncle Grandpa: HMM.
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LET ME SEE.
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I GOT GIANT SUNGLASSES, A
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FEATHER BOA, A CAT PUZZLE, A
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MECHANICAL GRABBER CLAW [GRUNTS]
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AND A CONCRETE HAND FROM THE
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HAND STORE.
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YOU NEVER KNOW WHEN THIS WILL
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COME IN HANDY.
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>> Pizza Steve: I HAVE A "XARNA"
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DVD, A DIAMOND-STUDDED GRILLE,
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FRESH NEW KICKS, AND --
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CHECK IT -- A REMOTE-CONTROL
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HELICOPTER.
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[ GASPS ] DUDE!
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WE COULD USE THIS TO GET INTO
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THE STORE!
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>> Uncle Grandpa: YOU'RE A
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BRAINIAC MANIAC, PIZZA STEVE.
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NOW WE JUST PATCH IN THE
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MECHANICAL GRABBER CLAW LIKE
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SO...
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[ CRUNCH! ]
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[ WHIRRING ]
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...AND WE'RE READY TO GO.
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[ WHIRRING CONTINUES ]
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>> Pizza Steve: COME ON,
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UNCLE G.
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YOU CAN DO THIS.
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STEADY, UNCLE G.
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DUDE! WE'RE IN!
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[ WHIRRING CONTINUES ]
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>> Uncle Grandpa: SLOW AND
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STEADY WINS THE SPAGHETTI!
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[ WHOOSH! TINK! ]
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[ BOTH GASP ]
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>> Pizza Steve: WATCH IT, BRO!
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[ WHIRRING CONTINUES ]
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>> Pizza Steve: THIS MAY BE OUR
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ONLY CHANCE TO ESCAPE.
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FAILURE IS NOT AN OPTION.
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>> Uncle Grandpa: OKAY.
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TIME TO BRING IT ON HOME TO
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GRANDPA.
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WE'RE IN POSITION.
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NOW TO GRAB OUR TICKET OUT OF
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HERE.
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[ BEEP ]
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>> Both: YES! WE GOT IT!
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[ WHIRRING CONTINUES ]
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[ WHIP! ]
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>> Pizza Steve: HELP!
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HELP WANTED!
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>> Uncle Grandpa: HELP WANTED!
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[ SIRENS WAIL, TIRES SCREECH ]
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>> GOOD EVENING.
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I'M JAW HAIRLINE WITH BREAKING
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NEWS.
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UNCLE GRANDPA IS STUCK ON A
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SHOPPING-MALL ESCALATOR.
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WE GO NOW LIVE TO NOSEY PANTSUIT
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AT THE SCENE.
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>> WELL, JAW, THIS SITUATION IS
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STILL UNFOLDING.
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WHAT WE KNOW RIGHT NOW IS THAT
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THE ESCALATOR UNCLE GRANDPA IS
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RIDING ON STOPPED HALFWAY DOWN.
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I'VE BEEN TOLD THAT A RESCUE
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TEAM IS HEADED THIS WAY.
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>> Uncle Grandpa: I HOPE WE GET
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THE HELP THAT WE WANT,
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PIZZA STEVE.
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>> Pizza Steve: WHAT'S THAT
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SOUND, UNCLE G?
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[ HELICOPTER BLADES WHIRRING ]
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>> Uncle Grandpa: IT'S A RESCUE
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HELICOPTER!
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>> EVERYONE STAND BACK!
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STAND BACK!
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>> Uncle Grandpa: WE'RE SAVED!
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>> GIVE ME YOUR HAND!
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>> Uncle Grandpa: ONE HAND
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COMING UP.
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>> Pizza Steve: WAIT.
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WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
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>> Uncle Grandpa: THEY WANT THE
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BIG NOVELTY CEMENT HAND [GRUNTS]
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THAT I PURCHASED AT
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THE HAND STORE.
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>> Pizza Steve: ARE YOU
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SURE, BRO?
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>> Uncle Grandpa: I'VE NEVER
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BEEN MORE SURE OF ANYTHING IN MY
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ENTIRE LIFE.
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[ DING! ]
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>> AAH!
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[ WHIRL! WHIRL! WHIRL! ]
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[ CRASH! BOOM! ]
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>> Uncle Grandpa: FLIPPIN' FROG
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LEGS!
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>> FLIPPIN' FROG LEGS -- THREE
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SIMPLE WORDS WHICH HAVE
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ELOQUENTLY JUST DEFINED WHAT
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APPEARS TO BE THE WORST
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SITUATION IN THE HISTORY OF THE
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UNIVERSE.
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>> Pizza Steve: [ SIGHS ]
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WE COULD HAVE BEEN IN THE R.V.
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RIGHT NOW, PLAYING WITH ALL THE
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COOL STUFF WE BOUGHT, BUT YOU
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HAD TO GO TAKE DOWN THE RESCUE
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HELICOPTER.
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>> Uncle Grandpa: IT WAS AN
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ACCIDENT, PIZZA STEVE.
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>> Pizza Steve: OH, YEAH?
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[ GRUNTS ]
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>> Uncle Grandpa: OW, OW, OW!
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WHAT THE HECK WAS THAT FOR?!
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>> Pizza Steve: IT WAS AN
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ACCIDENT.
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>> Uncle Grandpa: THAT'S IT!
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I'M DIVIDING THE STEP!
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[ GRUNTING ]
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[ CREAK! POP! ]
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[ SQUEAK! ]
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UGH! THERE.
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NOW YOU STAY ON YOUR SIDE, AND
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I'LL STAY ON MY SIDE.
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>> Both: HMPH!
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>> GEEZ LOUISE.
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FOLKS, IT IS NOT LOOKING GOOD
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OUT THERE.
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EXCUSE ME, SIR.
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ARE YOU A DOCTOR?
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>> WHY, YES.
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>> UNCLE GRANDPA AND PIZZA STEVE
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HAVE BEEN STUCK ON THIS
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ESCALATOR FOR OVER FIVE MINUTES
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NOW.
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YOUR REACTION?
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>> UH, IT'S NOT GOOD.
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I'D SAY THEY CAN HANG IN THERE
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FOR A COUPLE MORE MINUTES, BUT
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IF AN AIRPLANE DOESN'T DROP THEM
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SOME FOOD, AND SOON, THINGS ARE
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GONNA START LOOKING GRIM.
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>> Uncle Grandpa: I'M HUNGRY.
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IF ONLY THERE WAS SOMETHING TO
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EAT UP HERE.
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>> Pizza Steve: YEAH.
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[ SLURPS ]
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[ CREAK! ]
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WINNER, WINNER, CHICKEN DINNER.
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[ LAUGHS MANIACALLY ]
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>> Uncle Grandpa: HEY!
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COOL IT, PIZZA STEVE!
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>> Pizza Steve: HUH? COOL IT?
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I AM COOLIN' IT. I'M COOL.
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PIZZA STEVE'S CHEESE DOESN'T
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MELT UNDER PRESSURE, BRO.
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>> Uncle Grandpa: MELTED CHEESE?
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[ SLURPS ]
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>> Pizza Steve: UH...UNCLE G?
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>> Uncle Grandpa: PIZZA.
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PIZZA STEVE.
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PIZZA STEVE DINNERTIME.
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DINNER PIZZA STEVE.
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PANCAKES.
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NYAH. NYAH.
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HUH?
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[ WHIP! WHIP! ]
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PIZZA STEVE, LOOK!
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[ WHISTLE! ]
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[ WHOOSH! ]
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OH, BOY, OH, BOY, OH, BOY,
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OH, BOY!
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TWO CHEESEBURGERS!
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ONE FOR YOU AND ONE FOR ME!
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IT'S CHEESEBURGER TIME!
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>> Pizza Steve: WHOA!
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NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO.
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NO. HANG ON A SEC, UNCLE G.
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THESE MOUTHWATERING BURGERS
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CLEARLY LANDED ON PIZZA STEVE'S
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SIDE OF THE STEP!
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>> Uncle Grandpa: WAIT. WHAT?!
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>> Pizza Steve: HEY, DON'T LOOK
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AT PIZZA STEVE.
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PIZZA STEVE DIDN'T MAKE THE
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RULES.
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DIVIDING THE STEP WAS YOUR IDEA.
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'MEMBER THAT?
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>> Uncle Grandpa: BUT,
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PIZZA STEVE --
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>> Pizza Steve: ANYWAY, TALK
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ABOUT LUCK.
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AM I RIGHT, UNCLE G?
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[ SNIFFS ]
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MM-MM-MM-MM-MM-MM-MMM!
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JUST LOOK AT THESE SCRUMPTIOUS
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PUPPIES -- TOASTED SESAME-SEED
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BUNS, EXTRA FANCY KETCHUP,
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PICKLES -- OH, THE PICKLES --
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PREMIUM FLAME-BROILED KOBE BEEF
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PATTIES.
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>> Uncle Grandpa: TASTY BURGERS.
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>> Pizza Steve: OH, AND LOOKY
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HERE!
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LET'S NOT FORGET THE ONION!
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WAIT, ONIONS?
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OH, GROSS! BLECH!
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>> Uncle Grandpa: PIZZA STEVE!
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NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
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[ WHIP! SPLAT! ]
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>> CHECK IT OUT, DUDE --
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AIR BURGERS!
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>> ALL RIGHT!
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>> Uncle Grandpa: PIZZA STEVE,
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YOU JUST THREW AWAY OUR LAST
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CHANCE AT SURVIVAL.
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OH, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO.
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NOW WE'RE GONNA...
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[ Echoing ] STARVE TO DEATH!
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[ BOTH MUNCHING ]
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>> THIS SITUATION HAS JUST TAKEN
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A TURN FOR THE WORSE, FOLKS.
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WE'RE NOW RECEIVING LIVE
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PICTURES FROM ALL CORNERS OF THE
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GLOBE AND DISPLAYS OF
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SOLIDARITY.
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THE PEOPLE OF THE WORLD STANDING
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TOGETHER WITH HOPE THAT
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UNCLE GRANDPA AND HIS CHEESY
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LITTLE BUDDY WILL LIVE TO SEE
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ANOTHER DAY.
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>> Uncle Grandpa: [ SNIFFLES ]
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IT'S ALL OVER.
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>> Pizza Steve: [ GASPS ] OHH.
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>> Uncle Grandpa: YOU KNOW WHAT
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THE WORST PART OF THIS WHOLE
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THING IS?
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>> Pizza Steve: WHAT?
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>> Uncle Grandpa: MY BEST BUDDY
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IN THE WHOLE WIDE WORLD DOESN'T
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LIKE ME ANYMORE!
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[ CRYING ]
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I LOVE YOU, PIZZA STEVE!
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>> Pizza Steve: YEAH. I KNOW.
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WHAT'S NOT TO LOVE?
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PIZZA STEVE IS AN "A"-LIST
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CELEBRITY.
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HOW ARE ALL THESE PEOPLE
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POSSIBLY GONNA FUNCTION IN THE
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WORLD WITHOUT PIZZA STEVE?
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[ SOBBING ]
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>> Uncle Grandpa: THERE, THERE,
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LITTLE BUDDY.
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>> Mr. Gus: I HAVE COME TO A
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DECISION -- BRIGHT PEARL.
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YOU CAN RING ME UP, BUDDY.
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"DUE TO TODAY'S TRAGIC EVENTS,
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WHITE MUSCLE TEE HUT IS CLOSED"?
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TRAGIC EVENTS?
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HMM. HMM.
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[ CROWD MURMURING ]
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EXCUSE ME.
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WHAT IN THE --
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UNCLE GRANDPA, WHAT THE HECK
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Y'ALL DOING UP THERE?!
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>> Uncle Grandpa: [ Weakly ]
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MR. GUS, IS THAT YOU?
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>> Mr. Gus: YEAH.
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ARE YOU ALL RIGHT?
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>> Uncle Grandpa: NO.
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IT'S ALL OVER FOR US.
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THE ESCALATOR STOPPED WORKING.
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WE'RE GOING TO DIE UP HERE.
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I'M SORRY, MR. GUS.
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WE TRIED EVERYTHING.
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[ PEOPLE CRYING ]
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[ CREAK! ]
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>> Mr. Gus: UH...DID YOU TRY
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WALKING DOWN?
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>> Uncle Grandpa: OHH.
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[ SQUEAK! ]
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[ BLINK! ]
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[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
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>> GEEZ LOUISE!
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LET'S GET A BLANKET ON YOU,
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UNCLE GRANDPA!
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>> Uncle Grandpa: THANKS.
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>> GEEZ LOUIS.
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>> Uncle Grandpa: MR. GUS, BEING
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STUCK ON THAT ESCALATOR WAS THE
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MOST HARROWING EXPERIENCE OF MY
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LIFE.
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>> Mr. Gus: WELL, I'M GLAD I
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COULD HELP.
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YOU KNOW, SOMETIMES IN LIFE --
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>> Pizza Steve: BOO-YAH!
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PIZZA STEVE'S ALIVE!
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>> FOLKS, TODAY THE SUN SHINES A
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LITTLE BRIGHTER AND THE FLOWER
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SMELL A LITTLE SWEETER.
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UNCLE GRANDPA HAS SAFELY
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DESCENDED THE ESCALATOR.
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