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[ UP-TEMPO MUSIC PLAYING ]
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>> Uncle Grandpa: GOOD MORNING!
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GOOD MORNING.
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GOOD MORNING.
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>> GRFT: [ ROARS ]
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>> Uncle Grandpa: GOOD MORNING.
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GOOD MORNING!
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>> Mr. Gus: [ LAUGHING ]
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[ BOTH LAUGH ]
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[ Telephone ringing ]
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>> Pizza Steve: Okay, get ready!
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YES, HELLO.
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THIS IS THE PRESIDENT OF THE
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UNITED STATES OF AMERICA.
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Now!
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I'M JUST MAKING MY ROUNDS,
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CALLING EVERY CITIZEN IN THE
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COUNTRY JUST TO SAY HI AND SEE
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HOW EVERYTHING'S GOING.
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>> Mr. Gus: [ High-pitched
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voice ] O-M-G!
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MR. PRESIDENT, HELP!
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>> Pizza Steve: OH, NO!
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THE WHITE HOUSE IS SURROUNDED BY
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UFOs!
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>> Mr. Gus: [ WARBLING ]
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>> Pizza Steve: WE'RE BEING
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ATTACKED!
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HELP!
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THE WHITE HOUSE IS UNDER ATTACK
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BY SPACE ALIENS!
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AAH!
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[ CLANGING ]
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OH, NO, THEY'RE BREAKING DOWN
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THE DOORS!
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AND NOW THEY'RE SHOOTING LASERS
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AT US!
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>> [ Speaking indistinctly ]
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>> Pizza Steve: I SAID THEY'RE
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SHOOTING
LASERSAT US!
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>> [ Speaking indistinctly ]
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>> Pizza Steve: Improvise!
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IT'S CATACLYSMIC!
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EVERYTHING'S ON FIRE!
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AAAAAH!
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[ RUBBER DUCK SQUEAKS ]
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>> [ Speaking indistinctly ]
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>> Pizza Steve: ACTUALLY, WE'RE
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ALL DEAD NOW.
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THANKS. BYE.
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OH, WAY TO GO, HOTSHOT.
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YOU RUINED A PERFECTLY GOOD
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PRANK CALL.
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>> Mr. Gus: HOW WAS I SUPPOSED
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TO KNOW YOU WERE GONNA SAY
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"LASER GUNS."
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I STUCK TO THE SCRIPT YOU GAVE
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ME, WHICH, BY THE WAY, IS
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STRUCTURALLY
FLAWED.
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>> Pizza Steve: IT'S A PRANK
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CALL!
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THEY'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO MAKE
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SENSE!
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THEY'RE SUPPOSED TO BE
FUNNY!
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FOR ONCE, I THOUGHT YOU AND I
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COULD WORK TOGETHER AS A TEAM,
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BUT I GUESS I WAS WRONG, WHICH
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IS RARE 'CAUSE I'M
NEVERWRONG.
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>> Uncle Grandpa: PRANK CALLING,
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EH?
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I WAS QUITE THE PRANK-CALLING
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SCOUNDREL BACK IN MY DAY.
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THEY USED TO CALL ME
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"UNCLE PRANK CALL."
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EVEN WON THE BEST PRANKY AWARD
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FOR CONVINCING THIS WOMAN HER
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CAT WAS ON FIRE.
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ANYWAY, HAVE FUN, BUT KEEP IT
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CLEAN.
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OH, AND MAKE SURE YOU DON'T USE
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MY INTERGALACTIC TELEPHONE FOR
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ANY PRANK CALLS.
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OTHERWISE, YOU'LL BE ASKING FOR
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A
LOTOF TROUBLE!
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OKAY, BYE.
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[ SLOOP! ]
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[ BEEPING ]
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>> Mr. Gus: YOU GOT TO BE
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KIDDING ME!
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>> FREEZE!
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YOU'RE UNDER ARREST FOR CALLING
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ON AN INTERGALACTIC PHONE!
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>> Mr. Gus: OOPS.
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>> Pizza Steve: UH, OOPS.
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>> NEXT!
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LET'S SEE HERE.
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[ MUNCHING ]
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WHAT?!
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PRANK CALLING ON AN
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INTERGALACTIC PHONE?!
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[ ALL GASP ]
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[ ALL MURMURING ]
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>> YOU MONSTERS!
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>> YOU HUMANS ARE ALL THE SAME
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WITH YOUR SCALY, GREEN SKIN AND
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YOUR GREASY CHEESE EXTERIORS.
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I SENTENCE YOU BOTH TO 5,000
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QUANDRONS IN A MAXIMUM-SECURITY,
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INTERGALACTIC PRISON!
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TAKE THEM AWAY!
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[ SPECTATORS SHOUTING ]
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>> Mr. Gus: [ SPUTTERING ]
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>> Pizza Steve: I WANT MY MOMMY!
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>> Mr. Gus: PLEASE!
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>> Both: UNH!
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>> Pizza Steve: YOU CAN'T DO
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THIS TO ME!
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I'M PIZZA STEE-E-E-E-E-E-E-VE!
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REAL SMOOTH, MISTER, REAL
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SMOOTH.
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>> Mr. Gus: DON'T YOU TRY TO
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BLAME THIS ON ME!
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>> Pizza Steve: WELL, YOU'RE THE
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ONE WHO
GUSSED UPTHE PRANK.
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IF YOU DID IT RIGHT, WE WOULD'VE
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GOTTEN AWAY WITH IT GREASY
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CLEAN!
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>> Mr. Gus: I CAN'T BELIEVE I'M
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STUCK IN HERE WITH YOU ALL
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BECAUSE OF ONE STUPID PHONE
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CALL!
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>> Pizza Steve: GOOD POINT,
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MR. GUS.
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HEY, GUARD, I WANT MY ONE FREE
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PHONE CALL!
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>> ALL RIGHT, BUT MAKE IT
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SNAPPY, YOU SICK HUMAN SCUM!
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[ TELEPHONE RINGING ]
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>> Uncle Grandpa: THANK YOU FOR
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CALLING UNCLE GRANDPA.
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UNCLE GRANDPA SPEAKING.
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>> [ Speaks indistinctly ]
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>> Uncle Grandpa: MR. PRESIDENT,
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YOU FINALLY RETURNED MY CALL!
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>> Pizza Steve: UNCLE GRANDPA,
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AS THE PRESIDENT, I AM ASKING
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FOR YOUR HELP.
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SPACE ALIENS ARE --
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>> Mr. Gus: WHAT DO YOU THINK
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YOU'RE DOING?!
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>> Pizza Steve: SHH!
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SO, YES, UNCLE GRANDPA --
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>> Mr. Gus: ARE YOU TRYING TO
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PRANK CALL UNCLE GRANDPA?!
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>> Pizza Steve: I TOTALLY HAVE
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HIM GOING!
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>> Mr. Gus: GIMME THAT!
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UNCLE GRANDPA, IT'S GUS.
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WE'RE IN AN INTERGALACTIC --
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>> Pizza Steve: THE PRESIDENT!
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IT'S THE PRESIDENT!
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WE NEED YOUR HELP!
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>> Uncle Grandpa: HEY, WAIT A
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SECOND!
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I KNOW A PRANK CALL WHEN I HEAR
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ONE!
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NICE TRY, HOTSHOT!
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[ GRUNTS ]
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YOU CAN'T OUT-PRANK CALL,
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UNCLE PRANK CALL.
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THAT'S RIGHT -- 10-TIME WORLD
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CHAMPION.
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AND DON'T YOU FORGET IT.
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[ TINK! ]
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>> Mr. Gus: ARE YOU CRAZY?!
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WHAT WERE YOU THINKING?!
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>> Pizza Steve: CHILL, MR. GUS.
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I HAVE THE PERFECT PLAN.
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SAW IT IN A MOVIE ONCE.
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>> Mr. Gus: [ GRUNTS ]
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WHAT MOVIE DID YOU SEE THIS FROM
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AGAIN?
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>> Pizza Steve: "FernGully."
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>> Mr. Gus: THAT'S NOT A
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PRISON-BREAK MOVIE!
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[ CLANG ]
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HUH?
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[ BOTH SCREAMING ]
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>> Both: OHH!
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[ BOTH INHALE DEEPLY ]
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[ BOTH SHOUTING ]
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>> HEY, GUYS, CHECK OUT
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SLORPGORP'S NEW PRISON UNIFORM!
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[ INDISTINCT TALKING ]
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>> YEAH, GUYS, IT FITS GREAT!
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>> MINE'S A LITTLE SMALL, BUT,
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OH, THAT'S HOW I LIKE IT.
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>> Pizza Steve: [ GASPS ]
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>> Mr. Gus: OF ALL THE STUPID
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PLANS!
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THAT'S IT!
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WE'RE DOING IT
MYWAY!
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>> Pizza Steve: SO, THIS IS
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SUPPOSED TO BE A BETTER PLAN?
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>> Mr. Gus: JUST KEEP YOUR PIZZA
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PIE HOLE SHUT AND LET ME TAKE
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CARE OF THIS.
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GOOD NIGHT, SEBASTIAN.
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>> GOOD NIGHT.
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HEY, WHERE DO YOU THINK
YOU'RE
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GOING?!
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IT'S SCUM LIKE YOU THAT THINK
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THEY CAN GET AWAY WITH THIS!
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IT'S
YOURTURN TO BRUSH THE
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GUARD DOG'S TEETH!
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[ SWOOSH! ]
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NOW HOP TO IT!
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HEY,
YOU!
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YEAH, YOU!
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WHERE DO YOU THINK
YOU'RE
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GOING?!
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IT'S SCUM LIKE YOU THAT THINK
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THEY CAN GET AWAY WITH THIS!
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IT'S YOUR TURN TO GO IN MY
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MOUTH.
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[ CRUNCHES ]
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[ DOG WHIMPERING ]
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>> Mr. Gus: HMM, THIS SHOULDN'T
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TAKE LONG.
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[ DOG ROARS ]
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>> Pizza Steve: IS THIS PART OF
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THE PLAN?
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[ INDISTINCT TALKING ]
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[ BOTH MUNCHING ]
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>> Mr. Gus: [ GULPS ]
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LISTEN, IF WE'RE EVER GONNA GET
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OUT OF HERE, WE GOT TO WORK AS A
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TEAM.
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>> Pizza Steve: I DON'T KNOW,
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MAN.
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I'VE BEEN MAKING A LOT OF
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FRIENDS.
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[ INDISTINCT SHOUTING ]
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>> Mr. Gus: I THINK WE CAN
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ACTUALLY ESCAPE IF WE WORK
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TOGETHER.
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>> Pizza Steve: [ GULPS ]
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I DON'T KNOW IF I'M CONVINCED
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YET.
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>> All: HEY, HUMANS!
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>> Pizza Steve: WELL, MR. GUS,
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I'VE BEEN GIVING IT A LOT OF
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THOUGHT.
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I THINK WE CAN ACTUALLY ESCAPE
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IF WE WORK TOGETHER.
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>> Mr. Gus: GOOD CHOICE.
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[ PLOP! ]
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>> Pizza Steve: OKAY, NOW, HOW
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DO WE FLY THIS THING?
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>> Mr. Gus: JUST NEED TO FIND
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THE IGNITION BUTTON.
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>> Pizza Steve: MAYBE
THIS
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BUTTON.
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>> This is Prison Air Control
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Sector Five.
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You have not been cleared for
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immediate takeoff.
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>> Mr. Gus: [ SIGHS ]
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OH, WELL, WE TRIED.
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>> Pizza Steve: WAIT, MR. GUS,
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FOLLOW MY LEAD.
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HELLO!
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THIS IS THE PRESIDENT OF THE
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UNITED SPACE OF THE UNIVERSE!
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I AM CLEAR FOR TAKEOFF BECAUSE I
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HAVE A-A, UH, UHHHHH...
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A
BABYON BOARD WHO, UH...
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[ WHOOPEE CUSHION FARTS ]
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A BABY WHO NEEDS HIS DIAPER
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CHANGED AT THE NEAREST
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BABY-CHANGING STATION!
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>> Mr. Gus: WAH! WAH!
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>> Pizza Steve: HE WENT POOPY.
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>> Oh!
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Uh, Mr. President, I didn't even
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know you were on the premises.
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Uh, you're clear for takeoff,
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Alpha Tango.
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>> Pizza Steve: GOOD WORK,
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SOLDIER.
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YOU CAN EXPECT A TOP-LEVEL
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PROMOTION IN YOUR VERY NEAR
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FUTURE.
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>> Oh, really? Well, hot dog!
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Thank you, Mr. President!
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>> Pizza Steve: WHAT?
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HE CAN USE A PROMOTION.
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>> Both: WE DID IT!
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GREAT WORK BACK THERE.
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>> Pizza Steve: AND NICE
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IMPROVISING, TOO!
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DIDN'T THINK YOU HAD IT IN YOU.
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>> Uncle Grandpa: OH, YEAH, SON!
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LANDED A LUNAR.
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OH, NO! ALIEN INVASION!
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>> Pizza Steve: HYAH!
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[ GRUNTS ]
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>> Mr. Gus: HI, UNCLE GRANDPA!
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>> Uncle Grandpa: WEIRD!
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ALIENS LOOK JUST LIKE HUMANS!
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>> Mr. Gus: UNCLE GRANDPA, IT'S
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US!
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WE'RE BACK AFTER A CRAZY
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ADVENTURE ACROSS THE GALAXY.
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>> Pizza Steve: WE LEARNED A LOT
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ABOUT EACH OTHER, DEVELOPED OUR
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CHARACTER ARCS, AND OVERCAME
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CHALLENGING OBSTACLES ALL WITHIN
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THE ALLOTTED AMOUNT OF TIME.
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>> Uncle Grandpa: AW, MAN!
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I WISH THIS EPISODE WAS ABOUT
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ME.
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>> Mr. Gus: AND NOW PIZZA STEVE
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AND I TOTALLY GET ALONG.
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>> Uncle Grandpa: WONDERFUL!
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[ TELEPHONE RINGS ]
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HELLO?
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REALLY?
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PIZZA STEVE, IT'S FOR YOU!
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>> Pizza Steve: HELLO?
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>> [ Speaking indistinctly ]
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>> Pizza Steve: MR. PRESIDENT?!
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WOW I'M A HUGE FAN!
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>> Mr. Gus: HEY, LET ME TALK TO
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HIM!
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>> Pizza Steve: YEAH, SO, I HAVE
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A FEW SUGGESTIONS ABOUT THE
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COUNTRY.
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>> Mr. Gus: LET ME TALK TO HIM,
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LET ME TALK TO HIM, LET ME TALK
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TO HIM!
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COME ON, HAND IT OVER!
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>> Pizza Steve: MORE PIZZA
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SERVED IN CLASSROOMS.
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>> Mr. Gus: I GOT SUGGESTIONS,
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TOO!
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>> Uncle Grandpa: I STILL GOT
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IT!
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[ TING! ]
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[ GRUNTING ]
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[ AIR DEFLATES, SLOOP! ]
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♪ THERE'S A RAINBOW IN MY TUMMY,
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AND I GOT TO GET IT OUT ♪
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♪ GOT TO GET IT OUT ♪
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♪ THERE'S A RAINBOW IN MY ♪
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HUH?!
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[ BEEPING ]
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GREAT!
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THAT DUMB LIGHT'S ON AGAIN.
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>> Belly Bag: THAT'S THE R.V.
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CHECK-UP LIGHT, UNCLE GRANDPA.
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IT MEANS SOMETHING'S WRONG WITH
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THE R.V.!
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[ SLOOP! ]
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>> Uncle Grandpa: WELL, YOU
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KNOW WHAT THEY SAY.
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YOU BETTER CHECK YOURSELF...
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BEFORE YOU RIGGIDY WRECK
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YOURSELF.
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[ SMOOCH! ]
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>> Belly Bag: UH, O-OKAY.
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[ MONKEY CLANGING ]
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>> Uncle Grandpa: WELL, THE
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ENGINE WORKS.
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PIZZA FLAG WORKS.
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SPARE TIRE WORKS.
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TOOTHBRUSH WORKS.
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THIS STUPID THING WORKS.
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[ VIDEO-GAME SOUNDS PLAYING ]
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DIAPERS WORK.
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WHATEVER THIS ROOM IS WORKS.
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[ POP! AIR HISSES ]
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TIRE PRESSURE WORKS!
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[ SLOOP! ]
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[ SQUIRT! POP! ]
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TUBE WORKS!
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SWORD WORKS.
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FROYO MACHINE WORKS.
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[ SLURPS, GIGGLES ]
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[ ZAP! ]
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[ SIZZLE! ]
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HIGH BEAMS WORK.
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>> Pizza Steve: MWAH!
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OOH, YOU'RE HANDSOME.
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>> Uncle Grandpa: PERISCOPE
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WORKS.
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[ GURGLES ]
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FROYO MACHINE STILL WORKS.
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DISCO BALL WORKS.
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[ DOWN-TEMPO MUSIC PLAYING ]
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[ WEREWOLF ROARS ]
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>> Belly Bag: [ SCREAMING ]
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>> Uncle Grandpa: WEREWOLF
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WORKS!
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CAR HORN WORKS.
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[ BULL SNORTS ]
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TANNING BED WORKS.
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>> GRFT: [ ROARS ]
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[ WARBLING ]
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TRANSMISSION WORKS.
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>> Belly Bag: UNCLE GRANDPA!
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[ POP! ]
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>> Uncle Grandpa: TOILET WORKS!
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>> Belly Bag: UNCLE GRANDPA!
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>> Uncle Grandpa: WATER SLIDE
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WORKS.
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>> Belly Bag: UNCLE GRANDPA,
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UNCLE GRANDPA!
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>> Uncle Grandpa: WHAT'S WRONG
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WITH THE RV?!
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WHAT'S WRONG WITH THE RV?!
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>> Belly Bag: UNCLE GRANDPA!
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>> Uncle Grandpa: BELLY BAG,
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CAN'T YOU SEE I'M BUSY FREAKING
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OUT?!
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>> Belly Bag: BUT,
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UNCLE GRANDPA, THE PROBLEM'S
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RIGHT THERE!
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[ SWOOSH! ]
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>> Uncle Grandpa: A RECORD FROM
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MY RECORD COLLECTION WAS OUT OF
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PLACE?!
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HOW DID
THATGET PAST MY
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CRIPPLING NEAT FREAKINESS?
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OH, WHAT A CLASSIC!
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HAVEN'T LISTENED TO THIS BAD BOY
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IN YEARS.
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BACK YOU GO!
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YAY!
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THE CHECK LIGHT STOPPED
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BLINKING!
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BUT, BELLY BAG, IF YOU KNEW WHAT
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WAS WRONG WITH THE R.V. THIS
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WHOLE TIME, WHY DIDN'T YOU SAY
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ANYTHING?
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>> Belly Bag: I'M SORRY,
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UNCLE GRANDPA.
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EVER SINCE I GOT MAULED BY THAT
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WEREWOLF, I HAVEN'T BEEN FEELING
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MYSELF.
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>> Uncle Grandpa: WELL, I KNOW
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WHAT'LL GET YOU BACK ON TRACK --
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SOME DELICIOUS FROYO!
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FOLLOW ME, LITTLE BUDDY!
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[ SWOOSH! ]
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>> Belly Bag: [ LAUGHING
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