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[ UP-TEMPO MUSIC PLAYS ]
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>> Uncle Grandpa: GOOD MORNING!
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GOOD MORNING.
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GOOD MORNING.
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>> GRFT: [ ROARS ]
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>> Uncle Grandpa: GOOD MORNING.
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GOOD MORNING!
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[ LAUGHTER ]
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>> Uncle Grandpa: NOW, THIS IS
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WHAT I CALL A HEADSTAND!
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[ GROANS ] UNCLE GRANDPA STYLE!
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[ LAUGHTER ]
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>> Mr. Gus: I CAN'T BREATHE, I
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CAN'T BREATHE.
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>> Uncle Grandpa: ALLEY-OOP!
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AND NOW FOR SOME BUBBLEGUM
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BALLOON ANIMALS.
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[ CHOMP! CHOMP! CHOMP! ]
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[ CREAK! ]
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[ WHIP! WHIP! WHIP! ]
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A GIRAFFE!
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[ LAUGHTER ]
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[ WHIP! WHIP! WHIP! ]
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>> Uncle Grandpa: A FAT, SMELLY
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RHINO!
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>> Pizza Steve: [ SPIT! ]
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[ LAUGHING ]
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[ WHIP! WHIP! WHIP! ]
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>> Uncle Grandpa: A GRUMPY
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DINOSAUR!
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>> Mr. Gus: HEH, HEH.
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GOT TO ADMIT THAT'S PRETTY
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FUNNY.
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[ WHIP! WHIP! WHIP! ]
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>> Uncle Grandpa: A GIANT,
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REALISTIC, FLYING TIGER!
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>> GRFT: [ LAUGHING ]
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>> Uncle Grandpa: WELL, GUYS,
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I'D LIKE TO STAY HERE AND KEEP
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THE LAUGHS GOING, BUT I HAVE TO
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CUT THINGS SHORT.
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>> All: AW!
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>> Uncle Grandpa: OTHERWISE, I'M
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GONNA BE LATE FOR MY APPOINTMENT
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WITH LITTLE JACKIE.
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AND I'M NEVER LATE WHEN IT COMES
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TO HELPING KIDS!
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IT'S KIND OF MY POLICY.
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[ KNUCKLES CRACK ]
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>> Pizza Steve: HEY, I'M
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SUPPOSED TO BE DRIVING THE R.V.
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RIGHT NOW, BUT YOU DON'T SEE ME
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MAKING A BIG DEAL ABOUT THAT
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POLICY.
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[ TIRES SCREECHING ]
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>> Uncle Grandpa: LOOKS LIKE
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THIS GLASS SAVED MY --
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UH-OH.
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[ SCREAMS ]
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[ BONK! ]
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[ GROANS, GASPS ]
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>> UNCLE GRANDPA?
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>> Uncle Grandpa: GOOD MORNING,
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JACKIE!
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WHAT SEEMS TO BE THE PROBLEM
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THAT I CAN PROVIDE A SOLUTION
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TO?
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>> I DON'T GO BY JACKIE.
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I PREFER JACQUELINE.
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>> Uncle Grandpa: OH, OKAY,
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JACQUELINE.
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GLAD TO BE OF SERVICE.
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THAT WAS A QUICK FIX.
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AND WITH ENOUGH TIME TO WAX MY
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COIN COLLECTION.
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>> ACTUALLY, SOME BOZO DECIDED
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TO THROW BUBBLE GUM ALL OVER MY
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BOOK BAG WHILE I WAS WALKING
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HOME FROM SCHOOL.
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[ WHIP! WHIP! WHIP! ]
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NOW I CAN'T OPEN IT UP TO DO MY
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HONORS ALGEBRA HOMEWORK.
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>> Uncle Grandpa: WELL, LET ME
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TAKE A LOOK-SEE SO YOU CAN GET
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TO YOUR BOOKSIES!
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[ INHALING SHARPLY ]
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[ CHOMP! CHOMP! CHOMP! ]
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HERE YOU GO.
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>> UH, THANKS.
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>> Uncle Grandpa: AND YOUR
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BUBBLE GUM.
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>> YUCK!
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[ SNAP! ]
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>> Uncle Grandpa: GUESS I GOT
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YOU OUT OF THAT STICKY
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SITUATION?
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[ RIM SHOT ]
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>> IS THAT SUPPOSED TO BE FUNNY?
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>> Uncle Grandpa: SURE.
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WHAT'S WRONG?
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YOU DON'T HAVE A SENSE OF HUMOR?
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>> HUMOR IS A SIGN OF
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IMMATURITY, AND I'M TOO OLD FOR
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THAT KID STUFF.
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NOW, IF YOU'LL EXCUSE ME, I HAVE
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SOME MATH PROBLEMS TO WORK ON.
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>> Uncle Grandpa: WAIT A SECOND.
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[ WHIP! WHIP! WHIP! ]
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BUT I THOUGHT
EVERYONELOVES TO
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LAUGH.
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>> UH, NOT ME.
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>> Uncle Grandpa: SO YOU DON'T
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LIKE LAUGHING UNTIL YOUR CHEEKS
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HURT OR YOUR BELLY'S SORE OR
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YOUR EYES WATER?
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>> NO. LAUGHING'S NOT MY THING.
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KIND OF MY POLICY.
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>> Uncle Grandpa: WELL THAT'S
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BECAUSE YOU HAVEN'T HAD ANYTHING
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REALLY SUPER-DUPER FUNNY TO
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LAUGH AT.
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>> Uncle Grandpa 2: AND THAT'S
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WHERE I COME IN.
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I'LL TAKE IT FROM HERE,
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UNCLE GRANDPA.
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>> Uncle Grandpa: THANKS,
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UNCLE GRANDPA.
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>> Uncle Grandpa 2: ANYTIME,
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BUD.
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NOW PREPARE TO LAUGH!
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>> IS THIS REALLY NECESSARY?
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>> Uncle Grandpa: OF COURSE.
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LAUGHING IS AN IMPORTANT PART OF
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LIFE!
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[ AUDIO FEEDBACK ]
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EVERYBODY LIKES STAND-UP COMEDY,
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ESPECIALLY FROM A STAND-UP GUY
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LIKE ME.
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>> Belly Bag: UH, UNCLE GRANDPA,
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YOU'RE SITTING DOWN.
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>> Uncle Grandpa: PRETTY IRONIC,
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HUH?
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>> DO YOU SEE ME LAUGHING?
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>> Uncle Grandpa: HOW ABOUT SOME
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GOOD, OLD-FASHIONED
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VENTRILOQUISM?
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>> Uncle Grandpa 2: GOOD
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MORNING!
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[ BOTH LAUGHING ]
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>> I CAN TOTALLY SEE YOUR MOUTH
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MOVING.
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>> Uncle Grandpa 2: AW, REALLY?
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[ ALL SIGH ]
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>> Uncle Grandpa: OKAY, OKAY.
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WELL, UH, I GOT IT.
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IMPRESSIONS!
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EVERYONE LOVES IMPRESSIONS.
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OKAY, OKAY.
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HERE'S AN IMPRESSION OF -- GET
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THIS -- JACK "DICKLESON" HAVING
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A CONVERSATION WITH THE
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PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES.
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[ DRUMROLL ]
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[ TINK! TINK! ]
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[ Normal voice ] GOOD MORNING!
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[ SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC PLAYS ]
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I GUESS IMPRESSIONS AREN'T ONE
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OF MY STRONG SUITS.
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BUT THIS IS. EH?
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>> MNH-MNH.
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>> Uncle Grandpa: PRATFALLS?
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[ GROANS ]
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>> HECK.
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>> Uncle Grandpa: [ GRUNTS ]
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[ FARTING NOISE ]
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EAR FARTS?
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>> BUSH LEAGUE.
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>> Uncle Grandpa: [ WHISTLING ]
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[ WHIP! ] AAH!
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BANANA SPLITS?
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>> LAME.
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>> Uncle Grandpa: [ GROANING ]
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TONGUE TWISTER?
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>> KID STUFF.
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[ BEES BUZZING ]
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>> Uncle Grandpa: BEE TRAINING?
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>> NOPE.
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>> Uncle Grandpa: ♪ FALSETTO R&B
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SINGING? ♪
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>> NO.
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[ SAXOPHONE PLAYS ]
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[ POP! ]
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>> Uncle Grandpa: JAZZ MUSIC?
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>> NO.
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[ DRUMBEAT ]
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>> Uncle Grandpa: HOW ABOUT
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THIS?
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>> NO!
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>> Uncle Grandpa: TURTLE
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SURFING?
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>> NO.
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>> Uncle Grandpa: BIRD-WATCHING?
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>> NO!
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[ FLUTE PLAYS ]
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NO.
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>> Uncle Grandpa: THIS THING?
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>> NO.
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>> Uncle Grandpa: [ GROANS ]
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[ POP! ]
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>> NO.
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NO!
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>> Uncle Grandpa: [ NEIGHS ]
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>> NO!
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>> Uncle Grandpa: [ PANTING ]
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NOT ONE LAUGH?!
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I CAN'T BELIEVE IT.
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THAT WAS MY BEST MATERIAL!
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>> Belly Bag: MAYBE SHE JUST
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ISN'T FEELING WELL.
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>> Uncle Grandpa: HMM.
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YOU'VE GOT A POINT, BELLY BAG.
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NOT BEING ABLE TO LAUGH CAN BE A
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REALLY SERIOUS MEDICAL ISSUE.
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I'M GONNA HAVE TO TAKE A LOOK
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INSIDE WITH ONE OF THESE BAD
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BOYS!
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>> A PORTABLE X-RAY MACHINE?
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IS THAT EVEN SAFE?
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>> Uncle Grandpa: OF COURSE IT
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IS!
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[ X-RAY MACHINE BEEPS ]
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[ WHIP! ]
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[ ELECTRICITY CRACKLING ]
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AS YOU CAN SEE, ALL MY
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LAUGHTER'S KEPT ME IN TIP-TOP
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SHAPE!
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>> Belly Bag: EVERYTHING'S
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A-OKAY HERE!
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>> Uncle Grandpa: HMM?
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>> SEE? I'M FINE.
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NOW CAN I GET BACK TO MY
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HOMEWORK?
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>> Uncle Grandpa: IT'S VERY
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DIFFICULT TO MAKE THINGS OUT AT
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THIS RESOLUTION.
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GONNA NEED TO ZOOM IN A BIT.
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ENHANCE IMAGE 20%.
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[ X-RAY MACHINE BEEPING ]
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[ X-RAY MACHINE CLICKING ]
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PAN RIGHT. TRACK 45 LEFT.
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[ X-RAY MACHINE CLICKING ]
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[ SLURP! ]
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[ X-RAY MACHINE CLICKING ]
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>> [ LAUGHS ]
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[ WHIP! ]
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HUH? WAIT A SECOND.
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>> OKAY, ARE YOU DONE YET?
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>> Uncle Grandpa: HANG ON!
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[ LAUGHTER ]
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THERE! I KNEW IT!
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>> WHAT?
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IS THIS ANOTHER ONE OF YOUR
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STUPID JOKES?
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>> Uncle Grandpa: OH, THEY'RE
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EVERYWHERE!
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YOU'VE GOT A CASE OF LAUGH
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GREMLINS!
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>> LAUGH GREMLINS?
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THAT'S THE DUMBEST THING I'VE
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EVER HEARD.
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>> Uncle Grandpa: NO, LAUGH
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GREMLINS ARE REAL, AND THEY
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DEVELOP IN YOUR BODY WHEN YOU
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HOLD BACK YOUR LAUGHTER!
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[ POP! ]
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>> HOLDING BACK MY LAUGHTER?
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>> Uncle Grandpa: YEAH. YOU'VE
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BEEN LAUGHING ON THE INSIDE.
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AND FROM THE LOOKS OF IT, YOU
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MUST HAVE THOUSANDS OF LAUGH
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GREMLINS CRAWLING INSIDE OF YOU!
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>> Belly Bag: UNCLE GRANDPA, DO
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YOU KNOW WHAT THIS MEANS?!
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>> Uncle Grandpa: THAT I REALLY
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AM FUNNY!
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>> Belly Bag: NO!
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IT MEANS THAT IF YOU MAKE JUST
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ONE MORE JOKE, SHE'LL BLOW!
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>> Uncle Grandpa: OH, MY GOSH,
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YOU'RE RIGHT!
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[ SCREECH! ]
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NOBODY MAKE A SINGLE JOKE!
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I MEAN IT! NO FUNNY STUFF!
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>> UNCLE GRANDPA, YOU'RE THE
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ONLY ONE WHO'S BEEN CRACKING
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JOKES.
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>> Uncle Grandpa: BETTER THAN
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CRACKING
YOLKS!
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[ RIM SHOT ]
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[ GASPS ]
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>> [ GULPS ]
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I DON'T FEEL SO GOOD.
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[ GROANING ]
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WHAT'S HAPPENING?
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[ RUMBLING ]
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>> Uncle Grandpa: OH, NO!
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>> TOO MANY...
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JO-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-KES!
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[ RUMBLING ]
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[ LAUGHTER ]
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>> Uncle Grandpa: OH, NO!
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>> MY ICE CREAM!
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>> OH, DEAR!
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[ SQUEAK! SQUEAK! SQUEAK! ]
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[ LAUGHTER ]
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WHOA!
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MY PACEMAKER CAN'T HANDLE THIS.
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[ CREAK! ]
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>> HUH?
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[ CHOMP! WHIP! WHIP! ]
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AAH!
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>> [ STAMMERING ]
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[ CHOMP! WHIP! ]
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GET OUT OF THERE!
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[ LAUGHTER ]
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>> UNCLE GRANDPA, THESE GREMLINS
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ARE DESTROYING THE NEIGHBORHOOD.
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MY MOM IS GONNA GET SO MAD AT
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ME.
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THIS IS NOT FUNNY.
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>> Uncle Grandpa: NOT AS FUNNY
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AS YOU LOOK WITH A GREMLIN IN
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YOUR HAIR.
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>> HUH?
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>> [ GROWLS ]
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>> [ LAUGHS ]
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[ POP! ]
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>> Uncle Grandpa: WAIT A SECOND!
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DID YOU JUST LAUGH?
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>> YEAH, I-I THINK SO.
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>> Uncle Grandpa: THAT'S IT!
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YOUR LAUGHING OUT LOUD DESTROYS
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THE GREMLINS!
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>> BUT I CAN'T POSSIBLY LAUGH
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LONG ENOUGH TO DESTROY THEM ALL.
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THERE'S TOO MANY!
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>> Uncle Grandpa: THERE'S ONLY
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ONE WAY TO MAKE YOU LAUGH
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NONSTOP -- LAUGHING GAS!
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>> LAUGHING GAS?
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BUT WHERE ARE YOU GONNA FIND
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THE -- WHA!
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>> Uncle Grandpa: I NEED YOU TO
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INHALE THIS.
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[ FARTING NOISES ]
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>> BUT THAT'S NOT --
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>> Uncle Grandpa: I DON'T HAVE
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TIME TO EXPLAIN.
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>> [ SNIFFING ]
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UGH!
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IT SMELLS LIKE SOCKS AND
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BROCCOLI.
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>> Uncle Grandpa: YEAH.
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I HAD SOCKS AND BROCCOLI FOR
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LUNCH.
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>> THAT'S DISGUSTING!
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[ LAUGHING ]
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[ POP! POP! POP! POP! POP! ]
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>> [ SLURP! SLURP! SLURP! ]
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>> [ LAUGHING ]
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[ FARTING NOISES ]
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>> [ SCREAMS ]
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[ POP! ]
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THAT'S MUCH BETTER.
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>> [ LAUGHS ] IT'S WORKING!
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[ POP! POP! ]
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[ LAUGHING ]
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[ POP! ]
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>> I HATE MY JOB.
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>> [ LAUGHING ]
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[ POP! POP! POP! ]
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[ POP! POP! POP! POP! POP! ]
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[ POP! POP! POP! ]
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[ POP! POP! POP! POP! POP! ]
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>> Uncle Grandpa: YOU DID IT!
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>> I DID!
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>> Uncle Grandpa: I'M SO PROUD
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OF YOU, JACQUELINE!
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>> THANKS, UNCLE GRANDPA.
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I LEARNED THAT LAUGHING IS A
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NATURAL PART OF LIFE AND THAT
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IT'S NOT NECESSARILY A SIGN OF
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IMMATURITY AND CAN ACTUALLY SAVE
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PEOPLE'S LIVES!
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NO?
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WELL, I THOUGHT THAT WAS THE
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LESSON I WAS SUPPOSED TO LEARN.
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>> [ CHOMP! ]
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>> UNCLE GRANDPA, QUICK!
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I NEED SOME LAUGHING GAS.
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>> Uncle Grandpa: [ SHUDDERING ]
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[ WHISTLE! ]
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>> Uncle Grandpa: I'M ALL OUT!
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>> WELL, THEN, TELL A JOKE OR
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SOMETHING -- SOMETHING
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HILARIOUS!
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>> Uncle Grandpa: I DON'T REALLY
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DO WELL UNDER PRESSURE, UH, BUT
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OKAY.
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SOMETHING HILARIOUS. UH...
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[ CREAK! ]
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[ DING! ]
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[ GASPS ]
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WHAT DO YOU CALL A FISH WITH NO
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EYE?
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>> I DON'T KNOW! WHAT?
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>> Uncle Grandpa: A F-SH!
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>> I DON'T GET IT.
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>> Uncle Grandpa: THINK ABOUT
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IT.
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F-SH!
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>> OH! I GET IT!
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F-SH!
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A FISH WITHOUT AN "I."
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[ RIM SHOT ]
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THAT'S FUNNY. [ LAUGHS ]
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>> [ LAUGHS ]
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UH-OH.
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>> Both: WE DID IT!
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>> THANKS TO YOUR LAUGHING GAS.
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>> Uncle Grandpa: ACTUALLY, IT
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WAS ALL YOU, JACKIE -- I MEAN
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JACQUELINE.
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>> ACTUALLY, I PREFER JACKIE.
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[ LAUGHS ] WACKY JACKIE!
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>> Uncle Grandpa: AW YEAH!
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[ BANJO PLAYS ]
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>> Both: GOOD MORNING.
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>> WELCOME TO A REVOLUTIONARY
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FITNESS PROGRAM KNOWN AS
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GRANDPA CIZE, STARRING EVERYONE
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IN THE WORLD'S UNCLE AND
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GRANDPA, UNCLE GRANDPA!
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>> Uncle Grandpa: GOOD
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MORNING!
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HEY, GUYS, HOPE YOU'RE READY TO
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GET FIT WITH ME.
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YEAH, YEAH! LET'S DO IT!
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UH-HUH.
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THAT'S RIGHT.
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OKAY. YEAH!
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[ GROANS ]
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2, 3, 4, 1, 2, 3, 4.
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1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8.
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UH...OKAY!
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UH-HUH!
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[ GROANS ]
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>> Mr. Gus: [ GROANING ]
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>> Uncle Grandpa: [ GROANING ]
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YEAH!
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>> Mr. Gus: [ GROANING ]
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>> Uncle Grandpa: HERE'S WHERE
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IT GETS HARD, BUT I BELIEVE IN
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YOU.
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>> Mr. Gus: [ GROANING ]
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>> Uncle Grandpa: [ GROANING ]
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THAT'S THE WAY TO SWEAT, BOYS.
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>> Mr. Gus: [ GROANING ]
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>> Uncle Grandpa: [ GROANS ]
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YEAH!
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>> Mr. Gus: [ GROANING ]
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>> Uncle Grandpa: YEAH!
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FEEL THE BURN!
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>> Mr. Gus: [ GROANING ]
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>> Uncle Grandpa: SWEAT IT OUT,
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BOYS, SWEAT IT OUT!
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>> Mr. Gus: [ GROANING ]
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>> Uncle Grandpa: FEEL THE BUR--
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>> Pizza Steve: MR. GUS!
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WHAT DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING?!
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[ ELECTRICITY CRACKLING ]
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HOW DARE YOU START GRANDPA CIZE
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WITHOUT ME?
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[ TECHNO MUSIC PLAYS ]
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>> Uncle Grandpa: 3, 4.
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[ GROANS ] YEAH!
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[ GROANS ]
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NOW GO HIT THE SHOWERS!
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>> All: GOOD MORNING!
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[ POP! CHOMP! ]
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[ GULP! ] AHH!
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[ POP! POP! POP! POP! POP! ]
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GOOD MORNING!
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