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[ UP-TEMPO MUSIC PLAYS ]
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>> Uncle Grandpa: GOOD MORNING!
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GOOD MORNING.
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GOOD MORNING.
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>> GRFT: [ ROARS ]
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>> Uncle Grandpa: GOOD MORNING.
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GOOD MORNING!
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>> Pizza Steve: OKAY, MR. GUS, I
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HOPE YOU'RE READY FOR THE
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REAL-ESTATE-OPOLY TRADE OF THE
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CENTURY, 'CAUSE I WANT TO TRADE
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Y-O-O-O-O-OU...
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THE LIGHT BULB COMPANY FOR...
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DOWNTOWN BURBANK.
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>> Mr. Gus: WHAT?
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NO WAY!
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DOWNTOWN BURBANK IS HEAVEN ON
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EARTH!
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LITTLE CHEESE, YOU CRAZY.
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>> Uncle Grandpa: WHOA!
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WHOA! LOOK OUT! LOOK OUT!
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HOT VIDEO!
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HOT VIDEO COMING THROUGH!
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HOT VIDEO!
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>> Mr. Gus: OKAY. MY TURN.
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>> Pizza Steve: OW!
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>> Uncle Grandpa: H-O-O-O-O-OT
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VIDE-O-O-O-O-O-O!
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YOU GUYS, I JUST MADE THE
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GREATEST VIDEO OF ALL TIME.
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>> Mr. Gus: OH, YEAH?
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WHAT'S IT ABOUT?
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>> Pizza Steve: WHO CARES?!
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JUST GET THAT THING ON THE
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INTERNET, STAT!
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>> Uncle Grandpa: GOOD CALL,
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PIZZA STEVE.
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TO THE COMPUTER!
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YUH!
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YEH!
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[ GRUNTING ]
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A-A-A-A-AND...
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UPLOAD.
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IT'S GO TIME.
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♪ I'M WALKING ON HOT DOGS ♪
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♪ I'M WALKING ON HOT DOGS ♪
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♪ I'M WALKING ON HOT DOGS ♪
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♪ I'M WALKING ON HOT DOGS ♪
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I HOPE THE PEOPLE OF THE WORLD
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CAN HANDLE HOW AWESOME MY VIDEO
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IS.
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>> Pizza Steve: CHECK THE
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COMMENTS, UNCLE G.
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>> Uncle Grandpa: OKAY.
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UNH!
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HERE WE GO -- FOUR COMMENTS.
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"PRETTY COOL."
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"AWESOME."
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"NICE."
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"WORST VIDEO EVER."
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"WORST VIDEO EVER"?!
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THAT COMMENT HURT.
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[ SOBBING ]
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>> Mr. Gus: I WOULDN'T GET TOO
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WORKED UP ABOUT IT,
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UNCLE GRANDPA.
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IT'S JUST ONE NEGATIVE COMMENT.
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>> Uncle Grandpa: WELL, MAYBE
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YOU'RE RIGHT.
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[ BEEPS ]
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>> THREE NEW COMMENTS.
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>> Uncle Grandpa: [ GASPS ]
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ALL RIGHT. I'M GONNA FORGET
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ABOUT THAT ONE BAD COMMENT BY
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FOCUSING ON THESE THREE NEW
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COMMENTS.
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"LAME TOWN U.S.A."?
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"UNCLE GRANDPA JUST RUINED THE
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INTERNET"?
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"WALKING ON HOT DOGS IS
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STUPID"?!
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IT'S THAT SAME GUY AGAIN!
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WHAT'S HIS NAME?
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CHEESEPUFF MIKE.
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WHO DOES HE THINK HE IS?
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>> Mr. Gus: HE PROBABLY THINKS
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HE'S THE GREATEST THING SINCE
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SLICED BREAD, BUT, ALAS, HE'S
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JUST A TROLL.
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>> Uncle Grandpa: A TROLL, HUH?
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WELL, THERE'S ONLY ONE SOLUTION
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FOR THAT -- DESTROY ALL THE
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BRIDGES IN THE WORLD.
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>> Mr. Gus: UNCLE GRANDPA, I'M
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NOT TALKING ABOUT THE KIND OF
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TROLL WHO LIVES UNDER BRIDGES.
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I'M TALKING ABOUT AN INTERNET
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TROLL.
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YOU KNOW, SOMEONE WHO TRIES TO
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UPSET PEOPLE ON THE INTERNET BY
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POSTING MEAN COMMENTS AND
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WHATNOT.
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>> Uncle Grandpa: WELL, ANY WAY
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YOU SLICE IT, WE GOT A TROLL
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PROBLEM.
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[ GRUNTS ]
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WE'RE GOING TO SOLVE THAT TROLL
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PROBLEM RIGHT NOW.
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>> Pizza Steve: WHAT THE HECK
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ARE YOU DOING UNCLE G?!
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>> Uncle Grandpa: I'M GOING
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INSIDE THE INTERNET.
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>> Pizza Steve: BUT THAT'S...
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IMPOSSIBLE.
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>> Uncle Grandpa: AHA!
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UNH!
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HYAH! YAH!
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OO-YAH!
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MR. GUS, YOU'RE COMING WITH ME!
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>> Mr. Gus: I AM?
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>> Uncle Grandpa: YOU'RE GONNA
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HELP ME TRACK DOWN THAT INTERNET
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TROLL.
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HERE -- PUT THESE ON.
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>> Mr. Gus: RUBBER KITCHEN
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GLOVES AND A COWBOY HAT?
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>> Uncle Grandpa: NO, NO, NO,
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NO, NO.
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TROLL HANDLING GLOVES AND AN
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INTERNET SAFETY HELMET.
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COME ON. LET'S GO.
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>> Pizza Steve: PIZZA STEVE!
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>> Uncle Grandpa: ALL RIGHT,
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WE'RE INSIDE THE INTERNET!
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NOW TO TRACK DOWN THAT INTERNET
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TROLL AND DEMAND AN APOLOGY!
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>> Mr. Gus: UNCLE GRANDPA, WE
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AIN'T EVER GONNA FIND THAT TROLL
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IN A PLACE THIS CRAZY AND
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COMPLICATED.
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>> Uncle Grandpa: WATCH AND
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LEARN.
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[ CAT MEOWS ]
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>> Mr. Gus: WHAT YOU DOING,
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UNCLE GRANDPA?
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>> Uncle Grandpa: CHEESEPUFF
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DUST, MR. GUS.
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>> Mr. Gus: SAY WHAT?
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>> Uncle Grandpa: CHEESEPUFF
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DUST!
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DON'T YOU SEE?
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IF WE FOLLOW THIS CHEESE DUST
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TRAIL, IT'LL LEAD US RIGHT TO
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CHEESEPUFF MIKE, A.K.A. THE
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TROLL.
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>> Mr. Gus: WHATEVER YOU SAY,
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UNCLE GRANDPA.
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>> Uncle Grandpa: COME ON!
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[ CAT MEOWS ]
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[ MOANING ]
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WAIT. HOLD UP.
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>> Mr. Gus: WHAT'S WRONG?
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>> Uncle Grandpa: TIME FOR A
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SQUISHY-BEAR BREAK.
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AHH.
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>> Mr. Gus: [ SIGHS ]
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UNCLE GRANDPA, NO OFFENSE, BUT
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DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA WHAT THE
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HECK YOU'RE DOING?
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>> Uncle Grandpa: PATIENCE,
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MR. GUS.
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TROLL TRACKING IS A PRECISE
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SCIENCE.
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>> Mr. Gus: SO, WHAT NOW?
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JUST KEEP ON WALKING IN CIRCLES?
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>> Uncle Grandpa: NAH. MY LEGS
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ARE GETTING TIRED.
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LET'S TAKE THIS CYBER CYCLE.
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DANG.
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THIS IS ONE SMOOTH RIDE.
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>> Mr. Gus: HEY, HEY!
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>> Uncle Grandpa: HEY, LET'S SEE
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HOW THIS BABY HANDLES WHEELIES.
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>> Mr. Gus: I DON'T THINK THAT'S
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SUCH A GOOD ID--
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>> Uncle Grandpa: YEAH!
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>> Mr. Gus: WHOA!
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>> Uncle Grandpa: WHEELIES!
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WHEELIES! WHEELIES!
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[ SCREECHING ]
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PRETTY AWESOME, HUH, MR. GUS?
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>> Mr. Gus: WHERE AM I?
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>> Uncle Grandpa: THE WORLD WIDE
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WEB.
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[ SCREECHES ]
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>> Mr. Gus: AAH!
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>> Uncle Grandpa: HEY, MR. GUS,
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NO TIME FOR NAPS!
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WE'RE AT THE END OF THE
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CHEESEPUFF DUST TRAIL.
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>> Mr. Gus: YOU SAID THIS
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CHEESE TRAIL WOULD LEAD US TO A
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TROLL, BUT I DON'T SEE A TROLL.
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ALL I SEE IS A WALL.
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>> Uncle Grandpa: THE TROLL'S
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BEHIND THIS WALL.
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WE'RE GONNA NEED SHEER BRUTE
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STRENGTH TO BREAK THROUGH THIS
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THING.
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AND THAT'S WHERE YOU COME IN.
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ON THE COUNT OF THREE.
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1, 2, 3!
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>> Mr. Gus: UNH! UNH! UNH!
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>> Uncle Grandpa: THIS ISN'T
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WORKING.
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BELLY BAG, I'M GONNA NEED MY
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LASER HAMMER.
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>> Belly Bag: YOU GOT IT,
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UNCLE GRANDPA!
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BLUGH!
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>> Uncle Grandpa: THANK YOU.
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HEY, MR. GUS, I SAID NO NAPS!
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LET'S GO!
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>> Mr. Gus: [ GROANING ]
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>> Uncle Grandpa: THERE IT IS.
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>> [ LAUGHS EVILLY ]
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>> Uncle Grandpa: THE INTERNET
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TROLL.
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>> NO!
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WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?!
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I WAS JUST ABOUT TO LEAVE
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ANOTHER COMMENT ON YOUR VIDEO
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PAGE.
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"UNCLE GRANDPA...IS A
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SIMPLETON."
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>> Uncle Grandpa: HEY!
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YOU BETTER APOLOGIZE FOR ALL THE
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MEAN COMMENTS!
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>> NO!
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HOW'S THIS FOR AN APOLOGY?
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"UNCLE GRANDPA'S MUSTACHE IS A
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STUPID!"
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>> Uncle Grandpa: YOU WISH YOU
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COULD GROW A MUSTACHE LIKE THIS.
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>> [ CHUCKLES ]
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[ KNUCKLES CRACK ]
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"UNCLE GRANDPA IS --"
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>> Uncle Grandpa: GONNA DESTROY
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THAT TROLL!
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>> Mr. Gus: UNCLE GRANDPA, ARE
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YOU NUTS?!
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HE'S JUST A KID!
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>> Uncle Grandpa: NO, HE'S A
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DIRTY LITTLE TROLL!
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LET GO, MR. GUS!
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>> [ LAUGHING ]
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>> Mr. Gus: DANG IT,
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UNCLE GRANDPA!
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>> Uncle Grandpa: LET GO!
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>> WHOA! UNH!
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>> Mr. Gus: AAH!
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>> [ LAUGHS EVILLY ]
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>> Uncle Grandpa: [ GRUNTS ]
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IT'S TROLL-TOAST TIME.
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[ ENERGY WHINES ]
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UH-OH.
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THE BATTERIES ARE DEAD!
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>> [ ROARING ]
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[ BOTH SCREAM ]
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>> RAAR!
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[ LAUGHS ]
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HYAH!
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[ SIGHS ]
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WE'RE HEADED STRAIGHT FOR AN OAK
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TREE.
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AND THAT TROLL'S GONNA KILL US!
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UNLESS WE CAN DESTROY HIM FIRST.
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>> Mr. Gus: HOW?
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BY EXPOSING HIM TO SUNLIGHT AND
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TURNING HIM INTO STONE?
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>> Uncle Grandpa: MR. GUS, THIS
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IS AN INTERNET TROLL.
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WE EXPOSE HIM TO THE INTERNET
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AND TURN HIM TO STONE.
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DUH.
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BELLY BAG, IT'S TIME TO LAY DOWN
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SOME HOT DOGS.
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>> Belly Bag: GOT IT!
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ALL RIGHT, IT'S GO TIME.
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>> [ LAUGHS EVILLY ]
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>> Mr. Gus: AND THE HOT DOGS ON
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THE GROUND ARE SUPPOSED TO DO
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WHAT, EXACTLY?
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>> Uncle Grandpa: THEY CAME
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INTERNET FAMOUS.
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>> [ LAUGHS EVILLY ]
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ANY LAST WORDS, UNCLE GRANDPA?!
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>> Uncle Grandpa: YEAH. YOU JUST
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WALKED ON HOT DOGS.
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>> WHAT?
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>> Uncle Grandpa: WE GOT TO GET
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THIS ON THE INTERNET, FAST!
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>> OH, NO, YOU DON'T!
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>> Uncle Grandpa: YIKES!
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ALL RIGHT, MR. GUS, SPLIT UP!
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>> HUH?
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>> Uncle Grandpa: BELLY BAG, I
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GOT A BOGEY ON MY TAIL.
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>> Belly Bag: WELL, THAT'S
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NOTHING A FEW OF BELLY BAG'S
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FAMOUS KNUCKLE SANDWICHES CAN'T
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FIX.
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>> Uncle Grandpa: OH, MAN, GREAT
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IDEA!
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>> Belly Bag: OPEN WIDE!
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>> HUH?
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OHH!
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AAAAAAAH!
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>> Belly Bag: ALL RIGHT!
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THAT TROLL JUST GOT --
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>> Uncle Grandpa: YEAH. HEY,
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WHERE ARE THE SANDWICHES?
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>> Belly Bag: UH, WHAT? HUH?
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>> Uncle Grandpa: THE KNUCKLE
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SANDWICHES.
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I'M REALLY HUNGRY.
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>> Belly Bag: "KNUCKLE
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SANDWICHES" IS JUST A FIGURE OF
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SPEECH, UNCLE GRANDPA.
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>> Uncle Grandpa: OH! WELL, UH,
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YOU GOT ANY PEANUT-BUTTER AND
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JELLY IN THERE?
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>> Belly Bag: HERE YOU GO!
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>> Uncle Grandpa: THANKS.
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MMM!
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THAT'S A GOOD SANDWICH.
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>> AAH!
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WHOA.
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>> Uncle Grandpa: OH!
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MR. GUS!
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[ TING! ]
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[ GRUNTING ]
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AND UPLOAD!
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>> [ PANTING ]
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NO!
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"HOTDOG WALK 2"?!
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[ LAUGHS EVILLY ]
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N-O-O-O-O-O!
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THIS CAN'T BE HAPPENING!
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>> Uncle Grandpa: OH, IT'S
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HAPPENING.
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NOW LET'S CHECK OUT THE COMMENTS
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SECTION, SHALL WE?
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"UNCLE GRANDPA DID THIS
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ALREADY."
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WELL, HE'S GOT THAT RIGHT.
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>> HUH?
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WHOA, WHOA, WHOA!
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>> Uncle Grandpa: THERE'S A
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FROWNY-FACE EMOTICON, TOO.
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HMM. LET'S READ ANOTHER ONE.
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"TROLLS ARE GROSS."
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>> Mr. Gus: HMM.
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>> NO!
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NO, NO, NO!
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>> Uncle Grandpa: "INFINITE
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FROWNY FACES," FOLLOWED BY THREE
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FROWNY-FACE EMOTICONS.
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>> NO!
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>> Uncle Grandpa: HEY, KIDS,
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DON'T BE A JERK ON THE INTERNET
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OR YOU MIGHT END UP LIKE OUR
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FRIEND HERE.
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[ SMOOCHES ] PEACE OUT.
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>> "NEW EXPERIENCES," WITH
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BEARY NICE...
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>> THAT'S ME!
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>> ...AND HOT DOG PERSON.
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>> THAT'S ME.
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>> WE'RE ABOUT TO GET OUR VERY
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FIRST HAIRCUTS, AND, BOY, DO I
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NEED ONE.
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JUST LOOK AT THIS RAT'S NEST.
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>> BUT, BEARY, I DON'T HAVE ANY
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HAIR, ONLY HOT-DOG SKIN.
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>> HMM.
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DON'T WORRY.
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YOU WON'T FEEL A THING.
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>> OKAY.
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I BELIEVE YOU.
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>> GOODBYE, OUTSIDE!
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ME FIRST!
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JUST A LITTLE OFF THE TOP.
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AND I'M KEEPING THE SIDEBURNS.
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[ MOTOR WHIRRING ]
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[ TING! ]
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[ MOTOR WHIRS ]
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WOW!
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I LOOK LIKE A MOVIE STAR.
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YOUR TURN, HOT DOG PERSON.
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>> BUT -- BUT -- BUT --
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>> DON'T WORRY.
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YOU WON'T FEEL A THING.
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>> OKAY. I --
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AAAAAAAH!
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AAH! AAH!
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OW!
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[ WHIMPERING ]
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>> HMM.
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TOO WAVY.
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>> AAAAAAH!
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>> TOO NOT WAVY.
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>> AAAAAH! AAH!
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>> [ CHUCKLES ]
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TOO NUMBER 2.
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>> AAH!
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AAH!
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AAH!
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AAH!
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AAH!
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AAH!
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AAH!
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AAH!
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AAH!
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AAH!
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AAH!
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AAH!
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AAH!
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OHH!
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[ WHIRRING STOPS ]
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>> PERFECT!
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[ MOTOR WHIRS ]
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[ BELL JINGLES ]
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SO, WHAT DID YOU THINK OF YOUR
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FIRST HAIRCUT, HOT DOG PERSON?
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>> I GUESS YOU WERE RIGHT,
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BEARY.
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I REALLY DON'T FEEL A THING.
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