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[ UP-TEMPO MUSIC PLAYS ]

>> Uncle Grandpa: GOOD MORNING!

GOOD MORNING.

GOOD MORNING.

>> GRFT: [ ROARS ]

>> Uncle Grandpa: GOOD MORNING.

GOOD MORNING!

>> "F"? YOU GOT ANOTHER "F"?

THIS IS UNACCEPTABLE, RILEY.

YOU KEEP GETTING GRADES LIKE

THIS AND YOU'RE GONNA END UP

FLIPPING BURGERS FOR THE REST

OF YOUR LIFE OR WORKING AT THE

AUTO-PARTS STORE OR FLIPPING

BURGERS AT THE AUTO PARTS STORE!

>> YEAH, OKAY. WHATEVER, DAD.

HEY, I GOT TO GO.

THERE'S A PARTY TONIGHT.

>> YOU AIN'T GOING NOWHERE

'CAUSE YOU'RE GROUNDED!

I AM LOCKING YOU IN YOUR ROOM

ALL WEEKEND, AND YOU'RE GONNA

FOLD LAUNDRY...ALL WEEKEND!

[ DOOR SLAMS ]

>> [ SIGHS ]

[ SIGHS HEAVILY ]

I WISH THERE WAS A WAY TO SNEAK

OUT OF HERE.

>> Uncle Grandpa: GOOD MORNING!

>> UNCLE GRANDPA?

>> Uncle Grandpa: THE ONE AND

ONLY!

NEED HELP FOLDING YOUR LAUNDRY,

RILEY?

>> UH, NOT EXACTL--

>> Uncle Grandpa: HANG ON.

I GOT THIS.

[ STRAINING ]

[ LAUGHS ]

MEET LAUNDRY LIZARD, THE LIZARD

WHO LIVES TO FOLD LAUNDRY.

>> ALL RIGHT! [ LAUGHS ]

LET'S GET FOLDING, HUH?

[ HUMMING ]

>> [ SIGHS ]

>> Uncle Grandpa: WELP, LOOKS

LIKE MY WORK HERE IS DONE.

KNOW ANY OTHER KIDS AROUND HERE

WHO NEED HELP WITH STUFF?

>> HUH?

UH, YEAH, I NEED HELP WITH ONE

MORE THING.

UH...I really need help getting

out of the house.

>> Uncle Grandpa: YOU DON'T NEED

ME TO DO THAT, RILEY.

ALL YOU GOT TO DO IS OPEN YOUR

BEDROOM DOOR, GO DOWNSTAIRS, AND

OPEN THE FRONT DOOR.

HOW DO YOU THINK I GOT IN?

>> YEAH, BUT -- OHH, I CAN'T

BECAUSE, UH, I'M ALLERGIC TO ALL

THE DOORS IN THIS HOUSE.

>> Uncle Grandpa: ALLERGIC TO

DOORS?

OH, NO WORRIES. IT'S COOL.

I TOTALLY UNDERSTAND.

I'M ALLERGIC TO WINDOWS.

[ TAP ON WINDOW ]

[ BUBBLE! ]

SEE?

>> YEAH.

SO, ARE YOU GETTING ME OUT OF

HERE OR WHAT?

>> Uncle Grandpa: YEAH, YOU GOT

IT!

HEY, BELLY BAG, I NEED A

DOWNSTAIRS OUTDOOR PORTAL DOOR.

>> Belly Bag: DANG IT,

UNCLE GRANDPA!

CAN'T THIS WAIT UNTIL I'M NOTON

A DATE?

>> Uncle Grandpa: NO, THIS IS

IMPORTANT.

>> Belly Bag: SORRY, GIRL.

JUST GIVE ME ONE SEC.

>> ARE YOU FOR REAL?

[ SPARKLE! POP! ]

>> Uncle Grandpa: THANKS.

>> Belly Bag: NOW, UH, WHERE

WERE WE?

>> I WAS JUST LEAVING.

>> Uncle Grandpa: [ GRUNTS ]

[ WHOOSH! ]

>> [ LAUGHS ] SWEET!

THANKS -- FOR BEING A COMPLETE

LOSER!

[ DOOR SLAMS ]

[ SPARKLE! BLOOP! ]

>> RILEY, I DON'T WANT TO HEAR

ANY LAUGHING IN THERE WHILE

YOU'RE GROUNDED!

'CAUSE YOU'RE GROUNDED!

>> Uncle Grandpa: WAIT.

RILEY'S SUPPOSED TO BE GROUNDED?

[ CRICKETS CHIRPING ]

[ WHOOSH! ]

>> [ LAUGHS ]

[ SPARKLE! BLOOP! ]

>> Uncle Grandpa: HEY, HE

TRICKED ME!

[ BUBBLE! ]

THAT RILEY KID THINKS HE'S SO

SMART WITH ALL HIS TRICKS!

WELL, I'LL SHOW HIM A THING OR

TWO ABOUT TRICKS.

MR. GUS, WOULD YOU BE A DEAR AND

HAND ME THE PEANUT BUTTER?

>> Pizza Steve: MMM. MMM. MMM.

HEY!

>> Uncle Grandpa: ANYWAY, I'M

GONNA TRICK RILEY.

I'M GONNA TRICK HIM RIGHT BACK

INTO HIS ROOM!

[ CHOMPS ]

[ Muffled ] I'M GONNA TRICK

HIM RIGHT THERE.

[ CRICKETS CHIRPING ]

WHOA! THAT WAS CRAZY.

IT'S A GOOD THING I HAD THAT

WINDSHIELD THERE TO SOFTEN THE

IMPACT.

YOU GUYS OKAY?

>> Pizza Steve: [ COUGHS ]

I'M OKAY.

I ANTICIPATED THE THREAT AND WAS

ABLE TO TUMBLE TO SAFETY.

>> Mr. Gus: YEAH, I'M OKAY, TOO.

I ALSO FOUND RILEY, SO LET'S GET

THIS OVER WITH.

I HAVE A HAIRCUT IN 20 MINUTES.

>> Uncle Grandpa: OH, WE'LL GET

THIS OVER WITH, MR. GUS. THEN

WE'LL ALL GET HAIRCUTS.

THERE HE IS.

JUST LOOK AT HIM.

HE THINKS HE'S SO COOL, MR. GUS.

LOOK AT WHAT HE'S DOING NOW.

I GOT TO GET HIM BACK TO HIS

ROOM BEFORE HIS DAD REALIZES HE

SNUCK OUT.

>> Mr. Gus: OKAY. SO, WHAT NOW?

>> Uncle Grandpa: NOW WE LET THE

POLICE HANDLE IT.

>> I TOTALLY FOOLED HIM INTO

GETTING ME OUT OF MY ROOM.

WHAT A GOOBER.

[ HELICOPTER BLADES WHIRRING ]

WHAT'S THAT?

[ SIREN WAILING ]

>> Uncle Grandpa: UNH! AAH!

UGH!

GOOD MORNING!

WHOOPS! I MEAN, UH --

>> YEAH. WHAT DO YOU WANT?

>> Uncle Grandpa: CITIZEN, YOU

ARE UNDER ARREST!

DISPERSE IN AN ORDERLY FASHION

SO I CAN TAKE YOU BACK TO YOUR

ROOM!

PLUS, I HEAR YOU HAVE SOME

LAUNDRY TO DO!

>> YEAH, RIGHT.

NICE TRY, UNCLE GRANDPA.

I AIN'T GOING NOWHERE.

WHO DO YOU THINK YOU'RE FOOLING,

ANYWAY?

YOUR COSTUME'S RIDICULOUS.

YOU GOT A BANANA FOR A GUN AND

A STARFISH FOR A BADGE.

>> Uncle Grandpa: I, UH --

[ CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY ]

UH, ABORT MISSION!

ABORT MISSION!

I NEED BACKUP!

CODE RED! CODE RED!

[ HELICOPTER BLADES WHIRRING ]

TAKE MY HAND!

NO UNCLE GRANDPAS LEFT BEHIND!

OKAY, GUYS, THAT DIDN'T WORK

EVEN A LITTLE BIT, BUT I HAVE

ANOTHER PLAN.

>> Pizza Steve: ALL RIGHT, HOLD

UP, UNCLE "G."

I CAN SEE YOU'RE HAVING SOME

TROUBLE WITH THIS KID --

CLASSIC BEGINNER'S MISTAKES.

I DIDN'T GET FOUR PhD'S IN PARTY

ANIMALISM FOR NOTHING.

NOW, WATCH AND LEARN AS I

DESTROY THIS PARTY!

>> Uncle Grandpa: BOY, I SURE AM

LUCKY TO HAVE PIZZA STEVE, QUAD

PhD, AROUND.

HE'S SO SMART.

[ SQUEAK! ]

RIGHT, MR. GUS?

[ BLINK! BLINK! ]

I SAID, RIGHT, MR. GUS?

>> Mr. Gus: WHATEVER YOU SAY,

UNCLE GRAN--

>> Uncle Grandpa: QUIET!

HERE HE GOES.

>> SO GLAD I BROKE OUT TO MAKE

IT HERE.

[ AIR HORN BLOWS ]

>> Uncle Grandpa: PIZZA STEVE

HAS INFILTRATED THE PARTY.

NOW WE JUST SIT BACK AND WATCH

IT CRUMBLE FROM WITHIN.

>> Pizza Steve: SORRY, EVERYONE,

BUT THIS PARTY IS OVER RIGHT

NOW!

BECAUSE THE REAL PARTY IS ABOUT

TO BEGIN!

'CAUSE IT'S A PIZZA PARTY,

Y'ALL!

[ UP-TEMPO MUSIC PLAYING ]

>> YEAH!

>> WHOO!

>> Pizza Steve: IT'S A PARTY!

WANT TO SEE ME DO THE SPLITS?

>> Mr. Gus: I THINK HE'S JUST

PARTYING.

>> Uncle Grandpa: YEAH, YOU'RE

RIGHT.

TIME FOR PLAN "C."

OKAY, MR. GUS, IT'S UP TO YOU

NOW.

I'M GONNA NEED YOU TO GO IN

THERE, AND SCARE THOSE KIDS

AWAY.

PRETEND YOU'RE A SCARY, UGLY

MONSTER THAT NO KID WOULD WANT

TO BE NEAR.

ALL RIGHT, SHOW ME YOUR UGLIEST

MONSTER FACE.

[ CRICKETS CHIRPING ]

WHOA!

SAVE SOME FOR THE PARTY!

[ UP-TEMPO MUSIC PLAYING ]

>> THAT'S WHAT'S UP.

>> [ GASPS ]

>> Mr. Gus: [ ROARS ]

[ CRICKETS CHIRPING ]

[ BREATHING HEAVILY ]

>> Together: YEAH!

>> THIS GUY KNOWS HOW TO PARTY!

>> Mr. Gus: COME ON!

[ INDISTINCT SHOUTING ]

>> Pizza Steve: PARTY!

>> IT'S A MONSTER!

>> Uncle Grandpa: AW, GEE WHIZ,

THEY GOT TO MR. GUS.

HOW AM I GONNA GET THAT KID TO

STOP PARTYING?

IT'S LIKE ALL HE WANTS TO DO IS

PARTY!

OH, WAIT! THAT'S IT!

[ LAUGHS EVILLY ]

>> WHAT'S UP?!

>> COOL! [ CHUCKLES ]

NICE. OOH-OOH! [ CHUCKLES ]

>> Uncle Grandpa: GOOD MORNING.

>> NOT YOU AGAIN.

WHAT DO YOU WANT?

>> Uncle Grandpa: I HEAR YOU

GUYS LIKE TO PARTY.

WELL, I HEARD ABOUT A SUPER

EXTRA SUPER COOL PARTY.

>> YEAH? SO, WHERE IS IT?

>> Uncle Grandpa: RIGHT OVER

THERE.

[ WHOOSH! ]

[ SPARKLE! ]

OKAY, ONE AT A TIME, GUYS.

>> WHOA!

>> Together: WHOA!

>> HEY, KIDS, CHECK ME OUT.

SO, UH [CHUCKLES] Y'ALL LIKE

$100 BILLS?

COME ON IN AND GET SOME $100

BILLS.

>> HEY, LOOK AT ME!

I'M ALIVE!

>> COOL!

UH...I MEAN, YEAH, RIGHT.

COME ON, GUYS.

THIS IS OBVIOUSLY A TRICK.

RIGHT?

[ INDISTINCT SHOUTING ]

GUYS? AW, MAN!

COME ON! WAIT UP!

>> Uncle Grandpa: ALL RIGHT,

PIZZA STEVE, JIMMY, JENNY,

CHRIS, MR. GUS.

WHOOPS. UH, JUST A SECOND, KID.

ALL RIGHT, LET ME SEE IF YOU'RE

ON THE LIST HERE.

HMM. RILEY, RILEY, UH...

SORRY, KID, NOT ON THE LIST.

BEAT IT.

>> AW, MAN, YOU GOT TO LET ME

IN.

UGH! OKAY, FINE.

I'M REALLY SORRY FOR SNEAKING

OUT.

I NEVER SHOULD HAVE TRICKED YOU,

AND YOU KNOW I WON'T DO IT

AGAIN, OR WHATEVER.

YOU SURE TAUGHT ME A LESSON.

OKAY?

>> Uncle Grandpa: WHOA!

THAT WAS REALLY SINCERE.

NO WORRIES, RILEY.

I LOVE TRICKS, TOO.

NOW, WHY DON'T YOU HEAD ON IN TO

MY AWESOME PARTY?

>> [ Laughing ] WOW, THANKS!

>> Uncle Grandpa: [ LAUGHS ]

[ DING! ]

>> HEY, WHERE ARE YOU GUYS?

GUYS?!

WHOA!

WHAT'S GOING ON??

I CAN'T SEE ANYTHING.

CHRIS, IS THAT YOU?

>> WELCOME TO THE PARTY, RILEY!

YOU SHOULDN'T HAVE SNUCK OUT!

NOW YOU HAVE TO PARTY WITH US

FOREVER!

[ LAUGHS EVILLY ]

[ ROARS ]

>> AAH! HELP!

UGH!

>> PARTY WITH US, RILEY.

>> AAH!

>> [ LAUGHS EVILLY ]

>> AAH!

>> THANKS FOR SNEAKING OUT OF

YOUR ROOM, RILEY.

>> Both: NOW YOU CAN PARTY WITH

US FOREVER!

>> NO!

AAH!

UGH!

[ STRETCH! ]

AAH! I'M STUCK!

>> Mr. Guses: WHAT'S THE

MATTER, RILEY?

DON'T LIKE PIZZA AT YOUR

PARTIES?

>> [ GASPS ]

>> Pizza Steve: [ LAUGHS

EVILLY ]

DID SOMEBODY ORDER A PIZZA?

>> AAH!

AAH!

>> Pizza Steve: [ LAUGHS

EVILLY ]

>> OH, MAN, THIS IS AWFUL.

I SHOULD HAVE NEVER TRICKED

UNCLE GRANDPA INTO LETTING ME

OUT OF MY ROOM.

>> Uncle Grandpa: APOLOGY

ACCEPTED, RILEY.

NOW, WHY DON'T YOU SNEAK OUT OF

THE PARTY?

[ SPARKLE! ]

>> OKAY.

[ WHOOSH! WHIP! ]

UGH!

>> Pizza Steve: [ LAUGHS

EVILLY ]

>> Mr. Gus: [ SNARLS ]

[ DOOR SLAMS ]

>> UGH! IT'S SO BRIGHT.

[ SPARKLE! BLOOP! ]

WHERE AM I? [ GASPS ]

I'M BACK!

I'M IN MY ROOM AGAIN!

>> HEY, WELCOME BACK!

HEY, I JUST FINISHED YOUR

LAUNDRY!

>> AH, RIGHT, THE LAUNDRY!

I-I GOT TO FOLD IT!

>> B-BUT I JUST FOLDED IT!

AAH!

>> FOLD! MUST FOLD!

[ BREATHING HEAVILY ]

>> Uncle Grandpa: SO, RILEY...

>> HUH?

>> Uncle Grandpa: ...DID YOU

LEARN YOUR LESSON?

YOU'RE NOT GONNA SNEAK OUT OF

YOUR ROOM ANYMORE?

>> SNEAK OUT? NO WAY!

>> Uncle Grandpa: WELL, THAT'S

GREAT, RILEY!

>> IN FACT, I'M NEVER GOING TO

LEAVE MY ROOM AGAIN, EVER, EVER

AGAIN.

>> THANKS, UNCLE GRANDPA!

YOU NEVER LET ME DOWN!

>> Uncle Grandpa: NO PROBLEM,

RILEY'S DAD!

HAPPY TO HELP!

>> WAIT.

WAS THIS YOUR PLAN ALL ALONG?

>> Both: YEAH!

>> Belly Bag: [ BREATHING

HEAVILY ]

AAH! THEY'RE STILL COMING!

>> Uncle Grandpas: GOOD

MORNING!

>> FIRST THEY BROUGHT YOU

"ADVENTURE TIME."

THEN CAME "STEVEN UNIVERSE.'

NOW CARTOON NETWORK PRESENTS

THE GREATEST COMEDY-ADVENTURE

OF ALL TIME!

>> Uncle Grandpa: GAH-GAH,

GOO-GOO, GOOD MORNING!

>> IT'S "UNCLE GRANDPA BABIES,"

STARRING EVERYBODY IN THE

WORLD'S FAVORITE UNCLE AND

GRANDPA...AS A BABY!

>> Uncle Grandpa: GOO-GOO,

GAH-GAH, BL-BL-BL-BL-BL,

GOO-GOO, GAH-GAH!

>> Belly Bag: [ CRYING ]

>> BABY BELLY BAG!

>> Baby Belly Bag: [ COOS ]

>> LIL' GUS!

>> Mr. Gus: IT'S NAP TIME,

Y'ALL.

[ SLURPING ]

>> PIZZA DOUGH STEVE!

>> Pizza Steve: WHEN I GROW UP,

I'M GONNA BE THE BIG CHEESE!

>> AND TINY REALISTIC BABY

TIGER!

>> GRFT: [ MEOWS ]

>> AWW!

>> THEY MAY BE SMALL, BUT THEIR

ADVENTURES HAVE NEVER BEEN THIS

BIG!

>> Uncle Grandpa: ALL RIGHT,

BABIES, LISTEN UP.

THE PRESIDENT NEEDS OUR HELP

AGAIN.

IT'S TIME TO -- WAIT.

I'M POOPING MY PANTS.

>> Mr. Gus: [ SIGHS ]

WAIT.

ME TOO.

>> Pizza Steve: ME THREE, BROS!

>> Uncle Grandpa: IF WE DON'T

COME UP WITH A MILLION SPACE

BUCKS BEFORE NAP TIME, THE

PRESIDENT'S GONNA BE

DISINTEGRATED!

>> Mr. Gus: A MILLION SPACE

BUCKS?

>> Pizza Steve: THAT'S A LOT OF

DOUGH,BRO!

>> Uncle Grandpa: POOPING MY

PANTS AGAIN.

>> "UNCLE GRANDPA BABIES,"

ONLY ON CARTOON NETWORK.

>> Uncle Grandpa: POOPING MY

PANTS!