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[ UP-TEMPO MUSIC PLAYS ]
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>> Uncle Grandpa: GOOD MORNING!
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GOOD MORNING.
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GOOD MORNING.
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>> GRFT: [ ROARS ]
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>> Uncle Grandpa: GOOD MORNING.
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GOOD MORNING!
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[ GUITAR MUSIC PLAYS ]
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>> WHOO HOO!
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DOO, DO-DO DO-DO DOO DO DOO!
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YEAH!
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[ LAUGHS ]
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[ CRASH! ]
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HUH?
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>> Uncle Grandpa: GOOD MORNING,
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ZACH!
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>> UNCLE GRANDPA?
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WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY MIRROR?
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>> Uncle Grandpa: I WAS JUST
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REFLECTING ON THE POSSIBILITIES
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OF HELPING YOU BECOME A
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ROCK STAR.
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SO STOP PLUCKING AROUND ON THAT
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AXE, 'CAUSE WE'RE GOING TO
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SPACE.
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>> SPACE?
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>> Uncle Grandpa: ALL ROCK STARS
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COME FROM SPACE.
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THAT'S WHY THEY'RE SPACED OUT
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ALL THE TIME.
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SO, FIRST WE GET OUR SPACE SUITS
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ON, THEN WE FLY TO THE NEAREST
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STAR -- NOT THE SUN.
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UH, I'M KIND OF BANNED FROM THAT
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FOR A WHILE.
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>> BUT UNCLE GRANDPA, I'VE
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ALREADY GOT WHAT I NEED -- A
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SWEET ELECTRIC GUITAR!
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>> Uncle Grandpa: MAPLE TOP,
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HUMBUCKER PICK-UPS, ROSEWOOD
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FINGERBOARD, PEARL INLAYS,
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ANGLED HEADSTOCK WITH
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GOLD-PLATED HARDWARE?
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IMPRESSIVE.
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BUT HOW DID YOU GET IT?
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>> Aunt Grandma: IT WAS A GIFT.
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>> Uncle Grandpa: AND IT CAN
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TALK?
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>> Aunt Grandma: OVER HERE, OLD
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MAN.
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>> Uncle Grandpa: WHA--?
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>> Aunt Grandma: I'M YOUR
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AUNT GRANDMA.
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>> Uncle Grandpa: WHOA!
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IT'S LIKE LOOKING IN A MIRROR.
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>> Aunt Grandma: THAT'S RIGHT.
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I'M EVERYONE IN THE WORLD'S
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PRACTICAL AUNT AND GRANDMA.
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MUCH LIKE YOU, I HELP KIDS WITH
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THEIR PROBLEMS.
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EXCEPT I'M FASTER, SMARTER, AND,
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LET'S FACE IT, CUTER.
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>> Uncle Grandpa: HEY, I'M CUTE!
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>> Aunt Grandma: I GAVE LITTLE
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ZACHY JUST WHAT HE WANTED
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WITHOUT DRAGGING HIM ON SOME
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POINTLESS ADVENTURE.
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>> I DIDN'T HAVE TO LEARN
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A THING.
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>> Uncle Grandpa: AW, COME ON,
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ZACH.
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WHY GOT TO DO ME LIKE THAT?
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>> Aunt Grandma: WELL, I'M OFF
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TO HELP MORE KIDS.
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BEAUTIFUL MORNING.
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>> BYE, AUNT GRANDMA!
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THANKS FOR THE GUITAR!
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[ TIRES SQUEAL ]
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>> Pizza Steve: WHO WAS THAT?
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>> [ SIGHS ]
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AUNT GRANDMA.
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>> Mr. Gus: THAT NAME DOESN'T
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MAKE ANY SENSE.
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HOW CAN YOU BE SOMEONE'S AUNT
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AND GRANDMA?
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>> Uncle Grandpa: I FEEL LIKE
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I'VE MET HER BEFORE.
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>> Belly Bag: NO TIME FOR
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FORESHADOWING, UNCLE GRANDPA!
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YOU HAVE A TWO O'CLOCK WITH
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LITTLE HELGA IN SWEDEN.
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>> OH, MAN.
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I WISH I COULD PLAY.
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[ RUMBLING ]
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[ GASPS ]
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[ CRACK! ]
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>> Uncle Grandpa: HEY THERE,
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HELGA!
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I HEARD YOU WANT TO BE A HOCKEY
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STAR!
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>> WELL, NOT REALLY A
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STAR.
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I JUST NEED SOME EQUIPMENT SO I
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CAN JOIN IN AND PLAY A GAME WITH
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THEM.
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Both: GOAL!
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>> Uncle Grandpa: [ MUMBLING ]
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WELL, LUCKY FOR YOU,
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UNCLE GRANDPA HAS THE PERFECT
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PLAN TO GET YOU WHAT YOU NEED!
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>> AN OVERSIZED CANDY
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CANE?
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>> Uncle Grandpa: NO WAY.
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A SUPER-FUN ADVENTURE!
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SO, FIRST WE'LL CLIMB TO THE TOP
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OF THE TALLEST ICE MOUNTAIN.
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AAAH!
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THEN FIGHT A
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PROFESSIONAL-HOCKEY-STAR
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POLAR BEAR.
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>> [ GROWLS ]
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>> Uncle Grandpa: SO, YOU READY
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TO START THIS AWESOME -- HUH?
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>> Aunt Grandma: HERE YOU GO,
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HELGA.
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COURTESY OF AUNT GRANDMA.
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THAT'S ME.
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[ TINK! ]
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>> WHOA, AWESOME!
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THANKS, AUNT GRANDMA!
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>> Aunt Grandma: SIMPLE PROBLEM,
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SIMPLE SOLUTION.
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SOMETHING A SIMPLE-MINDED MAN
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LIKE YOU JUST DOESN'T
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UNDERSTAND.
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>> Uncle Grandpa: WELL, I
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WOULDN'T SAY YOU SOLVED HER
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PROBLEM.
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I MEAN...
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>> YES!
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THANKS AGAIN, AUNT GRANDMA!
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>> Aunt Grandma: YOU WERE
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SAYING?
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NOW, PLEASE EXCUSE ME.
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I HAVE SOME MORE KIDS TO HELP.
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>> Mr. Gus: DON'T WORRY,
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UNCLE GRANDPA.
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WE'LL MAKE UP FOR IT WITH LITTLE
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GREGORY.
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[ SPLISH! ]
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>> [ SIGHS ]
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A PERFECT FISH BOWL WITH NO PET
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FISH.
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[ FOG HORN BLOWS ]
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[ CREAK! ]
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>> Uncle Grandpa: AHOY, GREGORY!
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ARE YOU READY TO HOP ABOARD ME
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SHIP, THE S.S.U.G.,SAIL AS MY
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FIRST MATE, AND MAKE THE CATCH
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OF THE CENTURY?
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>> UH...
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>> Uncle Grandpa: ♪ IT'S TIME TO
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CAST AWAY YOUR FEAR ♪
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♪ 'CAUSE UNCLE GRANDPA
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IS HERE! ♪
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>> All: ♪ LET'S SET SAIL FOR THE
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SEVEN SEAS ♪
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♪ WE WILL FIND A REMEDY ♪
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♪ IF YOU DON'T BELIEVE US,
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JUST ASK MR. GUS ♪
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>> Mr. Gus: HUH?
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>> Uncle Grandpa: ♪ WE'LL LURE
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AND BAIT A MAGIC HOOK ♪
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♪ AND SURE AS FATE
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WOULD HAVE IT, LOOK ♪
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♪ FISHING IS SO FUN
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TAKE IT FROM ME ♪
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>> Uncle Grandpa #2: AND ME!
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>> All: ♪ DON'T YOU WORRY,
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IT WON'T BE BORI-I-I-I-NG ♪
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WE'LL FIND YOU A NEW FISH
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TODA-A-A-A-A-A-Y!
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[ PANTING ]
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>> Aunt Grandma: GREGORY, IS
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THIS WHAT YOU WERE LOOKING FOR?
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>> WOW!
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[ SPLASH! ]
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THANKS, AUNT GRANDMA.
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I'M GONNA NAME HIM AUNT GRANDMA.
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AFTER YOU, AUNT GRANDMA.
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>> Aunt Grandma: ANYTHING FOR MY
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FAVORITE NEPHEW.
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OH, HEY, UNCLE GRANDPA.
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DIDN'T SEE YOU THERE.
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[ CHUCKLES ]
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>> Uncle Grandpa: OH, NO.
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NOT AGAIN.
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>> Aunt Grandma: WELL, WELL,
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WELL.
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LOOKS LIKE YOU'VE PUT ON QUITE
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THE SHOW.
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BUT SHOWS DON'T SOLVE PROBLEMS.
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AUNT GRANDMA DOES.
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OH, WHOOPS!
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DID I DO THAT?
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[ FIZZLE! ]
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TA-TA, UNCLE LAME-PA!
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>> Uncle Grandpa: IT'S NO USE.
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I JUST CAN'T COMPETE WITH HER.
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JUST THE THOUGHT OF HELPING KIDS
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WEIGHS ME DOWN, BECAUSE, KNOWING
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ME, I'LL PROBABLY JUST SCREW IT
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UP.
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WHAT'S THE POINT ANYMORE?
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I CAN'T SOLVE ANYONE'S PROBLEMS.
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I'M A TANGLED, KNOTTED MESS
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INSIDE.
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IT'S TIME FOR ME TO HANG UP MY
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SUSPENDERS.
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>> Belly Bag: BUT UNCLE GRANDPA,
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YOU JUST FIXED EVERYONE'S
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PROBLEMS IN THE R.V.
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SEE FOR YOURSELF.
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>> Mr. Gus: THANKS,
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UNCLE GRANDPA!
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>> Pizza Steve: YOU'RE A REAL
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LIFESAVER, BRO.
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>> Tiny Miracle: NOT TO MENTION
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A MATHEMATICAL GENIUS.
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>> GRFT: [ ROARS ]
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>> Uncle Grandpa: I DID ALL
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THAT?
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>> Belly Bag: YEAH!
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YOU CAN'T HELP BUT HELP PEOPLE.
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IT'S IN YOUR NATURE.
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>> Uncle Grandpa: AND FOR ME TO
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DENY MY NATURE WOULD MEAN I
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WOULD NO LONGER BE
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UNCLE GRANDPA.
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AND UNCLE GRANDPA IS WHO I AM.
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SO IF YOU GOT A PROBLEM WITH
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THAT, YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO DEAL
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WITH UNCLE GRANDPA.
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AND I HELP KIDS THE ONLY WAY I
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KNOW HOW, AND THAT IS THE
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UNCLE GRANDPA WAY!
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[ ALL CHEER ]
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NOW WATCH OUT, WORLD, 'CAUSE I'M
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GONNA HELP SOME KIDS!
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>> LET'S SEE HERE...
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NO! HORRIBLE!
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>> Aunt Grandma: OH, HI, TOMMY.
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HAVING A LITTLE TROUBLE?
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MAYBE YOUR AUNT GRANDMA CAN HELP
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YOU OUT TODAY.
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>> I REALLY WANT TO BE A FAMOUS
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NOVELIST LIKE MY HEROES.
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BUT I'VE BEEN TRAPPED INSIDE
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THIS ROOM MY ENTIRE LIFE, AND
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I'M AFRAID I'VE HIT A WRITER'S
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BLOCK.
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WHAT I NEED IS SOME INSPIRATION
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AND ADVENTURE.
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>> Aunt Grandma: WELL, FIRST
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OFF, LET'S GET RID OF THOSE
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CAVEMAN TOOLS YOU'RE USING AND
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GET YOU WRITING ON THIS
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BRAND-NEW, POWERMAX PRO LAPTOP.
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>> OKAY, BUT I DON'T SEE WHAT
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THIS HAS TO DO WITH ADVENTURE.
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[ CRASH! ]
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>> Uncle Grandpa: DID SOMEBODY
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SAY ADVENTURE?
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WELL, THAT JUST HAPPENS TO BE MY
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MIDDLE NAME.
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[ CRUNCH! ]
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TOMMY, YOU READY FOR THE MOST
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AMAZING EXPEDITION WITH YOUR
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FAVORITE UNCLE GRANDPA?
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>> H-H-HECK YEAH!
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>> Uncle Grandpa: OKAY!
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[ SHATTER! ]
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>> Aunt Grandma: WHAT DO YOU
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THINK YOU'RE DOING?
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>> Uncle Grandpa: GOING ON AN
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ADVENTURE.
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YOU CAN COME IF YOU WANT.
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>> Aunt Grandma: BUT WHERE --
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URGH, FINE!
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I'M GOING TO LOVE WATCHING YOU
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FAIL.
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>> Uncle Grandpa: EVERYONE HAVE
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THEIR SEAT BELTS ON?
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>> Both: YES.
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>> Uncle Grandpa: OKAY.
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HERE WE GO.
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SO, YOU SEE, TOMMY, ADVENTURE
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ALL STARTS WITH IMAGINATION.
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THERE IS THE WORLD YOU LIVE IN,
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AND THE WORLD INSIDE YOUR MIND.
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WHY BE AN ORDINARY ROCK STAR
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WHEN YOU CAN ROCK ON A STAR
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ROCK, ROCK STAR IN OUTER SPACE?
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>> HUH?
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OH, YEAH!
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>> WOW, AMAZING!
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I NEVER THOUGHT OF IT LIKE THAT.
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>> Uncle Grandpa: YEAH, I KNOW.
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THAT'S WHY I BROUGHT YOU HERE.
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AND HAVE YOU EVEN SEEN A HOCKEY
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GAME BETWEEN A GIRL AND A
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PROFESSIONAL-HOCKEY-PLAYER
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POLAR-BEAR MAN?
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[ SMACK! ]
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>> YES!
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>> Uncle Grandpa: BECAUSE THAT
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IS DEFINITELY POSSIBLE, TOO,
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WITH THE POWER OF UNCLE GRANDPA.
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>> YOU'RE SO RIGHT!
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>> Uncle Grandpa: AND WHEN IT
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COMES TO PETS THAT LIVE IN
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WATER, WHY THINK SMALL WHEN YOU
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COULD HAVE THE BIGGEST FISH IN
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THE SEA?
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>> [ LAUGHS ]
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>> Uncle Grandpa: SO REMEMBER,
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TOMMY, SOMETIMES ALL IT TAKES
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IS A LITTLE MIND-BENDING
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EXPERIENCE TO SEE THE WORLD IN A
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WHOLE NEW WAY.
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AND THAT'S THE UNCLE GRANDPA
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WAY.
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>> THANKS SO MUCH FOR YOUR HELP,
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UNCLE GRANDPA.
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>> Uncle Grandpa: SEE?
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I AM GOOD AT HELPING PEOPLE!
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>> Aunt Grandma: WELL YOU NEVER
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HELPED ME.
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>> Uncle Grandpa: [ GASP! ]
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IT'S YOU!
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LITTLE PRISCILLA JONES!
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WHAT DO YOU MEAN I NEVER HELPED
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YOU?
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>> Aunt Grandma: WHEN I NEEDED
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YOUR MAGIC THE MOST, YOU
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REJECTED ME.
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THE YEAR WAS 1993.
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I WAS PUTTING THE FINISHING
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TOUCHES ON MY SCIENCE-FAIR
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PROJECT, WHEN SUDDENLY I WAS
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VISITED BY YOU.
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>> Uncle Grandpa: GOOD MORNING,
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PRISCILLA!
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YOU HACKY SACK?
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IT'S MAD TIGHT.
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A LITTLE HELP?
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>> Aunt Grandma: THAT'S WHEN YOU
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SHATTERED MY LIFE INTO A MILLION
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PIECES.
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>> MY PROJECT!
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YOU RUINED IT.
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>> Uncle Grandpa: IT'S ALL GOOD,
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PRISCILLA.
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>> NO, IT'S NOT.
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YOU HAVE TO HELP ME FIX IT,
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UNCLE GRANDPA.
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>> Uncle Grandpa: DON'T WORRY,
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LITTLE MISSY.
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UNCLE G KNOWS EXACTLY HOW TO
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HELP YOU.
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COME ON!
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>> Aunt Grandma: BUT YOU DIDN'T
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HELP ME.
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INSTEAD, YOU TOOK ME ON ONE OF
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YOUR POINTLESS ADVENTURES,
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PLAYING HACKY SACK WITH
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MARTIANS.
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WHICH LEFT ME WITH NO TIME TO
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FIX MY PROJECT, RESULTING IN A
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SECOND-PLACE FINISH AT THE
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SCIENCE FAIR.
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AND IT WAS ALL YOUR FAULT AND I
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HATED YOU FOR IT.
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WHICH IS WHY I CHOSE TO ACTUALLY
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HELP KIDS AS AUNT GRANDMA, SO
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THEY WOULDN'T HAVE TO GO ON YOUR
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POINTLESS ADVENTURES.
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>> Uncle Grandpa: BUT PRISCILLA,
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I WAS HELPING YOU.
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I WAS TRYING TO SHOW YOU THAT
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ALL WORK AND NO FUN IS NO WAY TO
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LIVE A LIFE.
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OR WAS I JUST TEACHING HER
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HACKY SACK?
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I WAS REALLY INTO HACKY SACK.
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THE POINT IS, YOU SHOULD HAVE
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SOME FUN ONCE IN A WHILE, OR YOU
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JUST MIGHT SNAP.
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[ SNAP! ]
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>> Aunt Grandma: YEAH?
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HEH, I'LL SHOW YOU SOME SNAPS.
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[ SMACK! SMACK! SMACK! SMACK! ]
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[ TWEET! TWEET! TWEET! ]
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>> Uncle Grandpa: WHAAAAAA!
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OOF!
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[ POP! ]
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[ GROANING ]
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THAT DOES IT!
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TIME TO UNLEASH THE BEAST.
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AAAAH!
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TIME OUT.
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THIS KID'S GOT A VENDING MACHINE
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IN HIS BEDROOM?
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>> Aunt Grandma: [ GRUNTS ]
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>> Uncle Grandpa: I SAID TIME
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OUT!
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[ CRASH! ]
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SHE'S SO FAST!
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PROTECT ME, DELICIOUS SNACKS!
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[ WHAP! ]
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>> Uncle Grandpa: HERE, LOOK.
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>> Aunt Grandma: AAAGH!
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>> Uncle Grandpa: OLDEST TRICK
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IN THE BOOK.
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>> Aunt Grandma: HYAH!
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[ CRASH! ]
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>> Aunt Grandma: NO MORE
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GRANDMA NICE GUY.
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>> Uncle Grandpa: [ GRUNTING ]
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BRING IT ON! UGH!
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BRING IT -- UGH!
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BRI-- UGH!
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ALL RIGHT ALREADY!
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YOU WANT TO HIT MY FACE?
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HOW DO YOU LIKE THIS?
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[ WHAP! WHAP! WHAP! ]
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[ BOTH BREATHING HEAVILY ]
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[ AUNT GRANDMA SCREAMS ]
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>> Mr. Gus: SOMEONE REALLY
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SHOULD STOP THIS FIGHT.
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>> Pizza Steve: YEAH, SOMEBODY
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SHOULD.
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>> Uncle Grandpa: AH! AH! AH!
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>> Aunt Grandma: AAAAH!
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UNCLE! UNCLE! UNCLE!
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>> Uncle Grandpa: THAT'S RIGHT!
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UNCLE GRANDPA!
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>> Aunt Grandma: OKAY.
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OKAY, YOU WIN.
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SHAKE ON IT?
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>> Uncle Grandpa: WELL, WE'VE
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BEEN THROUGH SO MUCH, I DON'T
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SEE WHY NOT.
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>> Aunt Grandma: HA!
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>> Uncle Grandpa: HUH?
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[ RIP! ]
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NO!
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>> Aunt Grandma: I'VE GOT YOUR
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MUSTACHE!
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NOW I'M UNCLE GRANDPA.
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[ LAUGHS CRAZILY ]
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VICTORY IS MINE!
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[ LAUGHING CONTINUES ]
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>> Uncle Grandpa: THERE GOES A
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TROUBLED WOMAN.
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[ SQUEAK! PBHT! ]
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>> Mr. Gus: I HAVE A FEELING
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THIS WON'T BE THE LAST TIME
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WE'LL SEE HER.
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>> Pizza Steve: WELL, ONE
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THING'S FOR CERTAIN -- UNCLE G
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TOTALLY KICKED HER BUTT!
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UP TOP, UNCLE G.
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>> Uncle Grandpa: YOU KNOW I'D
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NEVER PASS UP A HIGH FIVE,
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PIZZA STEVE, BUT UNFORTUNATELY,
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EVERY SINGLE BONE IN MY BODY IS
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BROKEN.
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[ FIZZLE! ]
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