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[ UP-TEMPO MUSIC PLAYS ]

>> Uncle Grandpa: GOOD MORNING!

GOOD MORNING.

GOOD MORNING.

>> GRFT: [ ROARS ]

>> Uncle Grandpa: GOOD MORNING.

GOOD MORNING!

[ BANGING ON DOOR ]

>> Uncle Grandpa: KIDS!

KIDS, I'M SORRY.

I CAN'T HELP ANYONE ELSE TODAY.

[ KIDS TALKING INDISTINCTLY ]

[ PANTING ]

ARE YOU GUYS GONE?

[ GASPS ]

[ KIDS SHOUTING ]

AW, GEE WHIZ!

WHOA!

I'M DONE HELPING TODAY!

[ STRAINING ]

COME BACK TOMORROW!

FOR SERIOUS, GUYS!

>> Together: AWW!

>> Uncle Grandpa: [ PANTING ]

[ STRAINING ]

>> Mr. Gus: YOU EXPECT ME TO

BELIEVE THAT?

>> Pizza Steve: YEAH, MAN.

IT WAS ELVES.

I DON'T KNOW HOW THEY GOT IN.

BUT, UH, BETWEEN YOU AND ME, IT

WAS PROBABLY UN--

OH! THERE HE IS -- UNCLE G!

>> Uncle Grandpa: WHEW!

I'M HAVING A ROUGH DAY.

>> Pizza Steve: WHAT'S WRONG,

UNCLE G?

>> Uncle Grandpa: I HELPED 190

PEOPLE JUST THIS MORNING.

IT'S TOO MUCH.

I HELPED JON RIDE A PONY, I

HELPED LIZ DO HER HOMEWORK, I

HELPED ANNA LEARN TO

INTERPRETIVE-DANCE, I HELPED

MIKE HAWK LOOGIES, AND THEN I

HELPED SARAH BATTLE A HILL

GIANT.

[ POP! ]

I'M BURNT OUT.

>> Mr. Gus: IT SOUNDS LIKE YOU

COULD USE A VACATION.

>> Uncle Grandpa: A VACATION?

I'VE NEVER HAD TIME FOR ONE.

>> Pizza Steve: I TOTALLY GET

WHERE YOU'RE COMING FROM,

BECAUSE I HAVE ACTUALLY NEVER...

NOTBEEN ON VACATION!

I'M ON ONE RIGHT NOW.

OOOH! IT'S GOING GREAT!

>> Mr. Gus: YEAH, UNCLE GRANDPA,

IT'S EASY.

GO TO THE BEACH.

JUST RELAX AND TAKE A BREAK FROM

HELPING.

>> Pizza Steve: AND, UH, IF YOU

NEED SOME EXTRA MONEY, JUST SELL

SOME OF MR. GUS' STUPID

CERAMIC-BIRD COLLECTION.

Mr. Gus: WHOA! WHAT?!

IS THAT WHAT'S BEEN HAPPENING TO

MY GLASS MENAGERIE?

YOU SAID WE WERE ROBBED BY

ELVES.

>> Pizza Steve: OH, YEAH.

IT WASELVES.

THEY LOVE THAT STUFF.

LISTEN, MR. GUS, THIS IS ABOUT

UNCLE G, OKAY?

NOT EVERYTHING CAN BE ABOUT YOU

AND YOUR BIRD TOYS ALL THE TIME!

>> Mr. Gus: WHAT?!

>> Pizza Steve: YOU'D BETTER GET

GOING, UNCLE G, BEFORE BIRDMAN

OVER HERE GOES INTO ONE OF HIS

FITS.

SPEAKING OF WHICH, HERE'S A

LITTLE BIRD MONEY FOR THE ROAD.

>> Uncle Grandpa: THANKS.

[ KA-CHING! ]

A VACATION, HUH?

>> Mr. Gus: TRUST ME,

UNCLE GRANDPA -- YOU NEED TO

RELAX.

>> Uncle Grandpa: BUT HOW DO I

DO THAT?

>> Mr. Gus: OH, YOU COULD GO

WATER-SKIING, ZIP-LINING, OR

EVEN SCUBA DIVING.

THE POSSIBILITIES ARE VIRTUALLY

ENDLESS.

>> Pizza Steve: PLUS, YOU CAN

EAT AS MANY HOT DOGS AS YOU

WANT, MAN.

>> Uncle Grandpa: SOLD!

BELLY BAG, MY LUGGAGE, PLEASE!

>> Belly Bag: SURE THING,

UNCLE GRANDPA.

BLEH!

>> Uncle Grandpa: OKAY, SEE YOU

GUYS LATER.

I'M GOING ON VACATION.

THIS IS GONNA BE THE BEST

VACATION EVER!

>> Mr. Gus: NOW, YOU'RE NOT

GONNA HELP ANYBODY WHILE YOU'RE

ON VACATION, RIGHT,

UNCLE GRANDPA?

>> Uncle Grandpa: NO, MR. GUS, I

PROMISE.

♪ VACATION ♪

♪ VACATION ♪

♪ VACATION, VACATION ♪

THIS LOOKS LIKE A GOOD VACATION

SPOT.

AND WITH NO SIGNS OF

CIVILIZATION, I WON'T HAVE TO

HELP ANYBODY.

ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT.

GOT MY HAMMOCK ALL SET UP.

NOW TO SIT BACK, CHILLAX, AND

ENJOY ALL 10,000 OF THESE

DELICIOUS HOT DOGS.

MMMM. MM. MM.

>> OH!

>> Uncle Grandpa: HMM?

>> OH! OH! OH! OH!

YOU ARE THE CHOSEN ONE!

[ GIGGLES ]

I BOW DOWN BEFORE YOU, O GREAT

ONE.

JUST AS THE PROPHECY HAS

FORETOLD, YOU HAVE COME TO SAVE

THE ISLAND.

>> Uncle Grandpa: UH, SORRY.

YOU MUST HAVE ME CONFUSED WITH

SOMEONE ELSE.

I'M JUST HERE TO ENJOY MY

VACATION.

MMMMM.

[ GARGLING ]

>> DON'T BE SILLY.

YOU ARE HERE TO HELP.

>> Uncle Grandpa: WHOA, WHOA

WHOA, WHOA, WHOA.

NORMALLY, I LOVE HELPING PEOPLE

OUT WITH STUFF, BUT, UH...

MMMMM-MMMMM-MMMMM.

[ Muffled ] ...I'M ON VACATION.

[ GULPS ]

NOW, IF YOU'LL EXCUSE ME, IT'S

TIME FOR MY WATER-SKIING

SESSION.

ALL RIGHT, UNCLE GRANDPA, GUN

IT!

>> Uncle Grandpa #2: YOU GOT IT,

UNCLE GRANDPA.

[ ZIP! ]

AAH! AAH! [ LAUGHING ]

>> I MUST RUN AND TELL THE

OTHERS THAT THE CHOSEN ONE IS

HERE!

[ PBBBT! PBBBT! ]

[ SPLAT! ]

[ WHOOSH! ]

>> Uncle Grandpa: MMMM. MMM.

HOT-DOG ZIP-LINING.

THIS IS LIVING.

>> THE CHOSEN ONE!

YOU ARE THE CHOSEN ONE!

>> Uncle Grandpa: I HAVE NO IDEA

WHAT YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT.

>> MY PEOPLE HAVE BEEN WAITING

FOR YOU.

YOU WILL JOIN US AT THE BASE OF

THE MOUNTAIN, AND THEN --

>> Uncle Grandpa: LET ME GUESS.

THEN YOU'RE GONNA NEED MY HELP

WITH SOMETHING.

>> YES.

YOU WILL DRINK FROM THE

CEREMONIAL COCONUT AND SAVE THE

ISLAND!

>> Uncle Grandpa: NO WAY!

ABSOLUTELY UNH-UNH!

I PROMISED MR. GUS I WASN'T

GONNA HELP ANYBODY ON MY

VACATION!

>> BUT THE ANCIENT ISLAND

PROPHECY SAYS THAT YOU, THE

CHOSEN ONE, WILL HELP --

>> Uncle Grandpa: SORRY.

I CAN'T HEAR YOU.

I'M ON VACATION.

IF I KNEW THIS VACATION WAS

GONNA TURN INTO A NON-VACATION,

THEN I WOULDN'T HAVE TAKEN A

VACATION IN THE FIRST PLACE.

HOPEFULLY, I CAN GET THROUGH THE

NEXT FIVE MINUTES WITHOUT BEING

ASKED FOR HELP.

[ POP! ]

[ POP! ]

NO ONE WILL FIND ME IN THIS

UNDERWATER CAVE.

[ CLACK! ]

HUH?

>> NO TIME FOR FOOD.

WE NEED HELP NOW.

THIS ANCIENT SCROLL DEPICTS THE

CHOSEN ONE PROTECTING THE ISLAND

FROM CERTAIN DOOM, YEAH?

FOR 5,000 YEARS, WE'VE WAITED

FOR YOU.

YOU ARE THE CHOSEN ONE!

>> Uncle Grandpa: DANG.

I WISH ICOULD DRAW LIKE THAT.

BUT, ANYWAY, IF THAT GUY IS

SUPPOSED TO BE ME, THEN HOW COME

HE WASN'T DRAWN ENJOYING A

VACATION?

AGAIN, I'M ONLY HERE TO ENJOY A

VACATION.

>> VACATION LATER. HELP NOW.

DRINK FROM THE CEREMONIAL

COCONUT, AND THE ISLAND SPIRIT

WILL STOP THE IMPENDING

DESTRUCTION.

ONLY YOU CAN HELP US.

>> Uncle Grandpa: NOW, HANG ON,

CHIEF!

SORRY YOU DIDN'T GET THE MEMO,

BUT I'M NOT HELPING ANYONE WITH

ANYTHING, 'CAUSE I'M ON

VACATION!

VACATION!

VACATION!

I'M ON VACATION!

>> [ SIGHS ]

WE'RE DOOMED.

>> Uncle Grandpa: WHAT THE HECK

IS WRONG WITH THESE PEOPLE?

I DON'T SEE WHAT POSSIBLY COULD

BE SO IMPORTANT.

OH, COOL! CAVE COMICS!

LET'S SEE, HERE.

SMOKING VOLCANO...

UNCLE GRANDPA DRINKS FROM A

SPECIAL COCONUT...

VOLCANO STOPS SMOKING...

ISLAND PEOPLE REJOICE.

HUH. I DON'T GET IT.

[ BOOM! BOOM! ]

WHOA!

A SMOKING VOLCANO -- JUST LIKE

THE ONE IN THE CAVE SUNDAY

FUNNIES!

HUH. WHAT A STRANGE COINCIDENCE.

>> DRINK FROM THE COCONUT!

QUICK!

THERE'S STILL A FEW SECONDS

LEFT!

>> Uncle Grandpa: AND IF I

DON'T?

[ BOOM! ]

>> WHY?!

[ PANTING ]

ALL OF MY PEOPLE ARE GOING TO

DIE!

WHY DIDN'T YOU DRINK FROM THE

COCONUT?!

>> Uncle Grandpa: UH, VACATION,

VACATION, VACATION, VACATION?

>> [ SHUDDERS ]

THERE'S ONLY ONE WAY TO SAVE THE

ISLAND NOW.

IF THE CHOSEN ONE WERE TO THROW

HIMSELF INTO THE VOLCANO, THE

LAVA WILL STOP.

>> Uncle Grandpa: [ HUMMING ]

>> [ SOBS ]

PLEASE, CHOSEN ONE.

YOU'RE THE ONLY ONE WHO CAN SAVE

US.

>> Uncle Grandpa: [ GROANS ]

>> PLEASE HELP!

>> Uncle Grandpa: FINE!

YAAAH!

I'LL DO IT -- IF IT'LL GET YOU

ALL OFF MY BACK!

[ GROANS ]

[ PANTING ]

MMMM.

[ PANTING ]

[ LAUGHS ]

[ GRUNTS ]

[ LAUGHS ]

[ SCREECH! ]

[ BOOM! ]

>> UH-OH!

>> [ GASPS ] OH!

>> OH, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO!

>> Uncle Grandpa: I CAME HERE

FOR A PEACEFUL VACATION, AND I'M

NOT LEAVING UNTIL I GET ONE.

[ BUBBLE! ]

[ BOOM! ]

>> [ GASPS ]

[ HISS! ]

>> GOOD MORNING.

[ VILLAGERS CHEER ]

>> WE'RE SAVED!

>> AND WE OWE IT ALL TO THE

CHOSEN ONE -- THE GREATEST HERO

THIS ISLAND HAS EVER SEEN.

>> Uncle Grandpa: [ YAWNS ]

HEY! IT'S LIKE A SAUNA IN HERE!

AND IT'S PEACEFUL AND QUIET.

WOULD YOU LOOK AT THIS PLACE!

IT'S LIKE A PRIVATE DREAM

VACATION OASIS.

THE NEXT TIME I TAKE A VACATION,

I'M JUMPING STRAIGHT INTO A

VOLCANO.

ANYWAY, IT'S TIME TO PUT ON SOME

HOT TUNES AND GET THIS PARTY

STARTED!

[ ROCK MUSIC PLAYS ]

YEAH!

>> ♪ VOLCANO VACATION♪

>> Uncle Grandpa: CANNONBALL!

>> ♪ VOLCANO VACATION♪

>> Uncle Grandpa: [ GIGGLING ]

>> ♪ IT'S A VOLCANO VACATION♪

>> [ SCREAMS ]

>> ♪ EVERYBODY KNOWS IT'S SO

FUN♪

>> Uncle Grandpa: HOLE IN ONE!

>> ♪ VOL♪

>> ♪ VOL♪

>> ♪ CAN♪

>> ♪ CAN♪

>> ♪ OOOOOO♪

♪ VOLCANO VACATION♪

>> Uncle Grandpa: MAN, THIS IS

LIVING.

I'M BACK, YOU GUYS!

AND YOU WERE RIGHT.

THAT VACATION WAS JUST WHAT I

NEEDED.

YOU KNOW, I DON'T THINK I'VE

EVER LOOKED OR FELT BETTER.

[ PLOP! ]

>> Uncle Grandpa: GOOD MORNING.

>> Belly Bag: AND NOW IT'S TIME

FOR "TIGER TALK"!

WITH YOUR HOST,

GIANT REALISTIC FLYING TIGER!

[ LIGHT APPLAUSE ]

GET READY FOR ANOTHER

INSTALLMENT OF "COOKING WITH

FRANKENSTEIN"!

>> GRFT: [ ROARS ]

>> [ GROANS ]

[ GRUNTS ]

>> GRFT: [ ROARS ]

>> [ GROANS ]

[ GRUNTS ]

>> GRFT: [ ROARS ]

>> [ GROANS ]

[ GROANS ]

>> GRFT: [ ROARS ]

[ AUDIENCE MURMURS ]

>> [ GRUNTS ]

>> GRFT: [ ROARS ]

>> [ GROANS ]

[ GRUNTS ]

[ GRUNTS ]

[ GRUNTS ]

>> Pizza Steve: NOT COOL!

OW!

HEY!

[ AUDIENCE MURMURS ]

>> [ GROANS ]

[ SCREAMS ]

[ SCREAMS ]

[ SCREAMS ]

[ POP! ]

[ AUDIENCE GROANS ]

[ GRUNTS ]

>> Belly Bag: TASTE TEST!

>> [ GRUNTS ]

[ WHIRL! ]

[ POINK! ]

>> Uncle Grandpa: MMMMMM...

[ GULPS ]

HMMMMMMMMMMM.

EH.

[ AUDIENCE GROANS ]

>> [ GROWLS ]

[ SCREAMS ]

>> Uncle Grandpa: AAAH!

>> [ SCREAMING ]

[ AUDIENCE SCREAMING ]

[ POP! ]

>> Uncle Grandpa: MMM-MMM-MMM.

>> MY BABY!

AAAH!