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[ UP-TEMPO MUSIC PLAYS ]
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>> Uncle Grandpa: GOOD MORNING!
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GOOD MORNING.
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GOOD MORNING.
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>> GRFT: [ ROARS ]
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>> Uncle Grandpa: GOOD MORNING.
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GOOD MORNING!
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>> Narrator: IT WAS THE NUTTIEST
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MATCH EVER.
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ALL BECAUSE OF THESE TWO NUTS.
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AND THESENUTS.
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>> I'M TELLING YOU, THAT MATCH
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WAS NUTS.
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>> Narrator: YES. YES, IT WAS.
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>> Mr. Gus: SOME PEOPLE WONDER
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IF PROFESSIONAL WRESTLING IS
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REAL.
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WELL, I'LL TELL YOU THIS --
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WHAT HAPPENED THAT NIGHT IS AS
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REAL AS THIS TALKING DINOSAUR.
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>> Narrator: IT ALL BEGAN AS A
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SIMPLE GRUDGE MATCH BETWEEN
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CHICKEN MAN AND THE BEST.
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IN THE LONG HISTORY OF THIS
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SPORT, PERHAPS NO ONE HAS
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RUFFLED AS MANY FEATHERS AS
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CHICKEN MAN.
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>> Chicken Man: [ CLUCKING ]
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BAWK!
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>> AAH! [ GRUNTS ]
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>> Chicken Man: [ CLUCKING ]
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>> OHHH!
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>> Narrator: HE BEGAN HIS CAREER
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THE SAME WAY MOST WRESTLERS DO.
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>> Chicken Man: I WANT TO BE A
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WRESTLER.
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>> WHAT ARE YOU, CRAZY OR
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SOMETHING?
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>> Chicken Man: YEAH.
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>> YOU'RE HIRED!
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YOU SEE, YOU HAVE TO BE CRAZY TO
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BE A WRESTLER.
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>> Narrator: BUT HIS ILLUSTRIOUS
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CAREER WOULD ALL COME TO AN END
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THE NIGHT OF THE NUTTIEST MATCH
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EVER.
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A LOT OF WRESTLERS ARE PRIDEFUL.
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SOME ARE OVERCONFIDENT.
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>> [ French accent ] I AM NOT
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AFRAID OF YOU.
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[ WHACK! ]
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>> Narrator: OR JUST PLAIN IN
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LOVE WITH THEMSELVES.
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>> I LOVE YOU.
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>> I LOVE YOU MORE.
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>> Narrator: BUT ONLY ONE IN THE
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HISTORY OF THIS SPORT WAS
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PRESUMPTUOUS ENOUGH TO CALL
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HIMSELF THE BEST.
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>> The Best: I'LL HAVE 10 ORDERS
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OF YOUR VERY BESTBOLOGNA
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POCKETS.
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NOTHING BUT THE BEST FOR
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THE BEST, 'CAUSE I'M THE BEST.
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CHICKEN MAN vs. THE BEST?
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WAIT -- IS THAT THE MATCH THAT
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ENDED MY LEGENDARY CAREER IN
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PROFESSIONAL WRESTLING?
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MAYBE YOU SHOULD GO ASK
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MYSTERIOUS GUS ABOUT THAT ONE!
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>> Mr. Gus: ALL MY LIFE, I
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DREAMED OF BEING A PROFESSIONAL
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WRESTLER.
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>> Narrator: HE CRAWLED FROM THE
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SWAMPS OF PARTS UNKNOWN.
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>> Mr. Gus: WHASSUP?
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>> Narrator: A CREATURE OF
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UNKNOWN DESTINY.
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FOR A MILLION YEARS, HE TRAINED
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AND PERFECTED HIS SCALY BODY SO
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THAT ONE DAY, HE MIGHT FIND A
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CAREER IN PROFESSIONAL
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WRESTLING.
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>> Mr. Gus: NUTS.
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GET YOUR FRESH ROASTED NUTS.
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>> Narrator: THE MATCH HAD A LOT
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OF BUZZ LEADING UP TO IT.
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[ CELLPHONE BUZZES ]
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>> The Best: NOTHING BUT THE
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BEST FOR THE BEST, 'CAUSE I'M
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THE BEST.
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THE BEST SPEAKING.
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>> CHICKEN MAN: [ Clucking ]
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>> The Best: OH, HEY.
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HOW'S IT GOING, CHICKEN MAN?
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>> Chicken Man: NOBODY -- I SAID
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NOBODY -- CALLS ME CHICKEN, MAN!
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[ CLUCKING ]
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>> The Best: BUT THAT'S YOUR
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NAME.
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YOUR NAME IS THE CHICKEN MAN.
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>> Chicken Man: GOOD POINT.
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>> IT WASN'T A VERY GOOD STORY
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LINE.
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>> GRFT: [ ROARS ]
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>> Chicken Man: I DON'T KNOW,
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LET ME ASK THE BEST.
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GIANT REALISTIC INTERVIEWING
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TIGER WANTS TO KNOW IF WE'RE
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STILL GONNA FIGHT EACH OTHER.
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>> The Best: [ SIGHS ]
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I GUESS.
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>> Narrator: AND WHAT WOULD
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BECOME THE NUTTIEST MATCH EVER
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BEGAN LIKE ANY OTHER.
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[ BELL DINGS ]
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>> Chicken Man: CHICKEN MAN!
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[ CLUCKING ]
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>> The Best: TO BE THE BEST, YOU
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GOT TO BEATTHE BEST, AND THAT'S
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ME!
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I'M THE BEST!
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WHOO!
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>> BUT THE BEST WASN'T A VERY
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GOOD WRESTLER.
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>> The Best: WH-O-O-O-OA! AAH!
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STOP IT!
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[ GRUNTS ]
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UNH! WHAAAAAA!
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WOULD YOU GET OFF ME?!
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OKAY, MR. FLAIR.
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IF I'M SUCH A LOSER, THEN WHY DO
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I LIVE IN THAT AWESOME MANSION?
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OR SWIM IN THAT RADICAL POOL?
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OR PET THIS GOLDEN COBRA STATUE?
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NO! PLEASE!
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>> CHICKEN MAN READIES HIS
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DEVASTATING TICKLE TORTURE
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MOVE!
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>> The Best: AAAAAAAH!
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[ LAUGHING ]
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>> Narrator: CHICKEN MAN WAS AT
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THE TOP OF HIS GAME.
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AND THE FANS WERE EATING IT UP.
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>> Chicken Man: [ CAWS ]
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>> AN EGG DROP BY THE
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CHICKEN MAN!
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OFF THE TOP ROPE --
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THE VERY TOP ROPE!
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THIS IS INCREDIBLE, FOLKS!
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>> The Best: UH, HOW ABOUT A
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TIMEOUT OR SOMETHING?
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>> Chicken Man: [ CLUCKING ]
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>> The Best: I'LL TAKE THAT AS A
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NO.
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[ SPLAT! ]
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>> Mr. Gus: EVERYONE THOUGHT IT
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WAS OVER FOR THE BEST.
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BUT THAT NIGHT WAS ANYTHING BUT
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PREDICTABLE.
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>> THE BEST IS LOOKING MORE LIKE
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THE WORST, FOLKS!
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>> Mr. Gus: NUTS.
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GET YOUR FRESH ROASTED NUTS.
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>> The Best: THE BEST JUST GOT
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THE BEST IDEA EVER!
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>> Chicken Man: [ CLUCKING ]
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>> Turnbuckle Bag: HEY!
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THAT'S REALLY ANNOYING!
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>> Chicken Man: SORRY,
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TURNBUCKLE BAG.
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>> Turnbuckle Bags: THAT'S OKAY,
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CHICKEN MAN.
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THAT'S WHEN THINGS STARTED TO
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GET WEIRD.
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>> Mr. Gus: GET YOUR FRESH
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ROASTED --
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>> The Best: OH, GARçON.
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THE BEST REQUIRES SOME OF YOUR
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VERY BESTROASTED NUTS.
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NOTHING BUT THE BEST FOR
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THE BEST, 'CAUSE I'M THE BEST!
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>> Mr. Gus: FRESH ROASTED NUTS
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ARE FOR WRESTLING FANS ONLY.
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>> The Best: AND JERKY ATTITUDES
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ARE FOR PROFESSIONAL WRESTLERS
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ONLY.
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>> Mr. Gus: LISTEN HERE,
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PEPPERONI FACE.
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IF I HAD THE CHANCE, I COULD
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OUT-WRESTLE ANYOF YOU.
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>> The Best: WOWWWWW!
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>> Mr. Gus: HEY, YOU TOOK ALL OF
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MY --
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>> The Best: WOW!
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>> Mr. Gus: ...NUTS.
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>> Chicken Man: WHERE'D THE BEST
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GO?
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I'M SUPPOSED TO BE HITTING HIM
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WITH THIS CHAIR RIGHT NOW.
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>> The Best: OKAY, HERE'S THE
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DEAL.
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YOU STOP WINNING SO MUCH...
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[ CRUNCH! ]
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...AND I'LL LET YOU EAT SOME OF
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MY FRESH ROASTED NUTS!
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GENIUS.
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>> HEY!
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WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY CAR?
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>> The Best: UH...
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>> AND WITH MY HAIR?
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>> Narrator: IT WAS THE BEST'S
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BEST MOVE, BRIBING HIS OPPONENT
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INTO SUBMISSION.
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BUT WOULD CHICKEN MAN FALL FOR
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THIS TRICKERY?
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>> Chicken Man: NO WAY!
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[ GRUNTS ]
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...AM I GONNA PASS UP THAT SWEET
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DEAL!
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>> The Best: YESSSSSS!
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>> Narrator: THAT'S WHEN THINGS
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TOOK A TURN.
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>> HEY, FRESH ROASTED NUTS GUY
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WHO WISHES HE WAS A PRO
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WRESTLER, GIMME SOME NUTS!
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>> Mr. Gus: I'M SORRY, BUT I --
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>> YOU BETTER NOT TELL ME THAT
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YOU'RE OUT OF NUTS!
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>> Mr. Gus: UH...ONE SECOND.
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UH, GUYS, IF YOU TWO DON'T STOP
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EATING THOSE NUTS, THOSE
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WRESTLING FANS ARE LIABLE TO GET
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UGLY.
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[ SPECTATORS SHOUTING ANGRILY ]
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"UGLIER."
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>> Chicken Man: NO PROBLEM,
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MYSTERIOUS GUS.
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[ CRUNCH! ]
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MMM! [ GULPS ]
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THERE. WE STOPPED EATING THEM.
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>> The Best: [ BURPS ]
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>> Chicken Man: [ CHUCKLES ]
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>> WHAT?!
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>> Narrator: SINCE THE DAWN OF
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TIME, WRESTLING FANS HAVE SAT
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POLITELY IN THEIR SEATS AND
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ENJOYED THEIR FAVORITE PASTIME
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FROM A SAFE DISTANCE.
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>> BUT THOSE LOUSY WRESTLERS ATE
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OUR NUTS!
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>> HOW ARE WE SUPPOSED TO WATCH
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WRESTLING WITHOUT NO FRESH
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ROASTED NUTS?!
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>> WHAT ARE WE -- SAVAGES?!
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>> IT'S TIME WE RISE UP OUT OF
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OUR SEATS AND TAKE A STAND
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AGAINST THOSE WHO DONE US WRONG!
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ARE YOU WITH ME?!
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>> All: YEAH!
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>> The Best: UH-OH.
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[ PLURT! ]
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THAT'S WHEN THE BEST GOT ANOTHER
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BEST IDEA EVER!
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>> YOU CAN TALK LIKE ME AND WALK
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LIKE ME, BUT TO BE THE MAN --
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WHOO! -- YOU GOT TO BEAT THE
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MAN!
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>> Mr. Gus: I TOLD YOU GUYS NOT
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TO EAT ALL THOSE RICH, SAVORY,
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SALTY NUTS.
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>> The Best: MYSTERIOUS GUS!
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>> Chicken Man: YOU KNOW HOW YOU
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ALWAYS WANTED TO BE A WRESTLER?
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>> Mr. Gus: YEAH.
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[ PLUNK! ]
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[ PLOP! ]
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>> The Best: WELL, NOW'S YOUR
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CHANCE.
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>> Chicken Man: I GUESS I REALLY
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AMA CHICKEN MAN.
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>> Narrator: IT WAS ONE DINOSAUR
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PERSON AGAINST 10,000 WRESTLING
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FANS.
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>> Turnbuckle Bag: IT WAS
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IMPOSSIBLE ODDS.
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>> IT WAS PAYBACK TIME!
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>> IT WASN'T IN THE SCRIPT!
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>> Chicken Man: IT WAS KIND OF
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MY FAULT.
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>> IT WAS THE NUTTIEST MATCH
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EVER!
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[ SPECTATORS SHOUTING ANGRILY ]
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>> Mr. Gus: IT'S SHOWTIME.
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>> I'VE NEVER SEEN ANYTHING LIKE
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THIS!
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THOSE WRESTLING FANS ARE NO
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MATCH FOR CHICKEN MAN!
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OR IS THAT THE BEST?
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WELL, WHOEVER IT IS, THIS HAS
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GOT TO BE THE NUTTIEST MATCH
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EVER!
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[ ALL GRUNT ]
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>> Narrator: HE FOUGHT LIKE THE
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HORRIBLE CREATURE HE WAS BORN TO
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BE.
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HE FOUGHT LIKE A PROFESSIONAL
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WRESTLER.
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>> AAH!
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[ GRUNTS ]
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>> Mr. Gus: [ GRUNTS ]
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>> ONE! TWO! THREE!
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>> Narrator: AND MYSTERIOUS GUS
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WON THE NUTTIEST MATCH EVER.
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>> Chicken Man: YAY!
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>> The Best: AWESOME!
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>> Mr. Gus: MY DREAM HAD COME
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TRUE.
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I WAS A PROFESSIONAL WRESTLER.
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>> Chicken Man: WAY TO GO,
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MYSTERIOUS GUS.
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>> EXCEPT FOR ONE THING!
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NOW THAT YOU'VE BEATEN UP ALL
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OUR FANS, WE DON'T HAVE ANY MORE
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FANS.
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AND WITHOUT FANS, I CAN'T MAKE
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ANY MONEY!
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I'M A VERY SERIOUS BUSINESSMAN.
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SO YOU'RE ALL FIRED!
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>> Mr. Gus: WELL, IT WAS FUN
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WHILE IT LASTED.
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>> Chicken Man: AND I GOT TO BE
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ON TV!
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>> AND THIS WAS THE VERY BEST
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SLICE OF PIZZA RIC FLAIR HAS
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EVER HAD.
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WHOO!
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[ DING! ]
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>> Uncle Grandpa: [ LAUGHING ]
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[ BABBLING ]
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BLBLBLBLBLBLBLBLBLBLBLBLBL!
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BL-LL-LL-LL-LL-LL-LL!
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[ DING! ]
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HEH HEH HEH!
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[ DING! ]
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>> "NEW EXPERIENCES" WITH
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BEARY NICE.
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>> THAT'S ME!
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>> AND HOT DOG PERSON.
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>> THAT'S ME.
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>> GUESS WHAT WE'RE DOING TODAY.
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>> SHOPPING FOR TURTLES?
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>> [ CHUCKLES ]
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NO, SILLY HOT DOG PERSON.
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WE'RE GOING TO USE OUR
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IMAGINATIONS FOR THE VERY FIRST
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TIME!
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AND WHAT BETTER PLACE TO USE OUR
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IMAGINATIONS THAN AT THE MALL?
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>> BUT WHAT IF I DON'T HAVEAN
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IMAGINATION?
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>> HMM.
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JUST USE YOUR IMAGINATION!
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>> I GUESS I COULD GIVE IT A --
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>> STAND BACK, EVERYONE.
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BECAUSE I'M ABOUT TO LET MY
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IMAGINATION RUN WILD!
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[ GRUNTING ]
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[ TWINKLE! ]
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A FLOWER DRIVING A CAR?
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MY IMAGINATION IS QUITE
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IMAGINATIVE.
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WHAT'S IN YOURIMAGINATION,
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HOT DOG PERSON?
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>> I KEEP TRYING, BUT...
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[ SOBBING ]
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...I HAVENO IMAGINATION!
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>> [ GASPS ]
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>> HEY, BEARY, WHY DON'T YOU
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INVITE HOT DOG PERSON INTO YOUR
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IMAGINATION?
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>> THAT'S A GREAT IDEA,
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FLOWER DRIVING A CAR.
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HOT DOG PERSON, YOU ARE HEREBY
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INVITED INTO THE REALM OF MY
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IMAGINATION.
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>> REALLY?
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[ SPLAT! ]
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[ PLUNK! ]
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>> A HOT DOG PERSON DRIVING A
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CAR?
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MY IMAGINATION IS QUITE --
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JIMINY BISCUITS!
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THERE'S A SALE ON BLUE JEANS!
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>> MALLS ARE DUMB.
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[ TWINKLE! ]
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HUH?
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>> I NEVER COULD HAVE IMAGINED
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THAT I'D BE DRIVING A CAR.
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UH...BEARY?
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[ HARD-ROCK MUSIC PLAYS ]
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>> [ CHUCKLES ]
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>> W-W-WHOA! WHOA!
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W-W-W-WHOA!
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[ Whimpering ] WHOA!
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[ RAT SCREECHES ]
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[ CHOMP! ]
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[ RAT SCREECHES ]
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>> [ GASPS ]
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AAAAAAAAAAAAH!
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>> YEAH, MAYBE I WILLGO GET A
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HOT DOG AT THE FOOD COURT.
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>> [ GRUNTS ]
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[ GROANS ]
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>> SO, WHAT DO YOU THINK?
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>> I DON'T THINK I LIKE YOUR
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IMAGINATION.
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>> [ CHUCKLES ]
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NO, SILLY HOT DOG PERSON.
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WHAT DO YOU THINK OF MY NEW BLUE
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JEANS?
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>> THEY'RE...PRETTY NICE.
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>> Uncle Grandpa: [ GRUNTS ]
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WHOA!
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