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[ UP-TEMPO MUSIC PLAYS ]
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>> Uncle Grandpa: GOOD MORNING!
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GOOD MORNING.
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GOOD MORNING.
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>> GRFT: [ ROARS ]
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>> Uncle Grandpa: GOOD MORNING.
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GOOD MORNING!
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>> AND AFTER YOU LET 'EM SIT A
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WHILE, YOU POKE 'EM A BIT.
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BUT THE REAL SECRET IS IN THE
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ROTATION.
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>> Mr. Gus: UNCLE GRANDPA, YOUR
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FAVORITE SHOW IS ON!
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>> Uncle Grandpa: BE RIGHT
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THERE!
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JUST FINISHING SOMETHING!
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[ DRILL WHIRS ]
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[ WHIP! ]
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[ SQUEAK! SQUEAK! SQUEAK! ]
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PERFECT!
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ATTENTION, EVERYBODY!
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I'VE MADE YOU ALL SPECIAL
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FRIENDSHIP NECKLACES TO SHOW
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WE'RE BEST FRIENDS.
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FOR MY BEST FRIEND.
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>> GRFT: [ ROARS ]
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>> Uncle Grandpa: FOR MY BEST
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FRIEND.
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[ SIZZLING ]
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>> Mr. Gus: WOW! AAH!
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WHAT'S THAT BURNING MY NECK?
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>> Uncle Grandpa: PROBABLY THE
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BACON GREASE.
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BELLY BAG, CAN I SEE YOUR NECK?
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>> Belly Bag: SURE!
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[ POP! ]
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>> Uncle Grandpa: FOR MY BEST
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FRIEND.
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>> Belly Bag: THANKS,
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UNCLE GRANDPA!
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>> Uncle Grandpa: AND LAST BUT
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CERTAINLY NOT LEAST, FOR MY BEST
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FRIEND.
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>> Pizza Steve: OH-HO-HO-HO.
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OH, I CANNOT ACCEPT THAT.
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>> Uncle Grandpa: YOU CAN'T?!
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WHY NOT?!
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>> Pizza Steve: 'CAUSE I ALREADY
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GOT A BEST FRIEND.
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>> Uncle Grandpa: YOU DO?!
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HOW'S YOUR BEST FRIEND?
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>> Pizza Steve: PIZZA STEVE'S
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BEST FRIEND IS...
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PIZZA STEVE!
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[ YAWNS ]
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NOW, IF YOU'LL EXCUSE ME, I'LL
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BE TAKING MY DAILY SIESTA.
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IN TIGER'S BED.
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>> GRFT: [ ROARS ]
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>> Pizza Steve: WHAT'S GOING ON,
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PIZZA STEVE?
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>> Pizza Steve #2: NOT MUCH,
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PIZZA STEVE.
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JUST GLAD I'VE GOT A BEST FRIEND
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AS AWESOME AS I AM.
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>> Pizza Steve: YOU SAID IT,
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BEST FRIEND.
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>> Both: BOOYAH!
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[ POOF! POP! ]
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>> Uncle Grandpa: I'VE GOT TO
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GET RID OF THE OTHER PIZZA STEVE
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SO I CAN BE PIZZA STEVE'S BEST
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FRIEND.
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>> Mr. Gus: UH, UNCLE GRANDPA,
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YOU GONNA SIT WITH US OR JUST
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KEEP BLOCKING THE TV?
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>> Uncle Grandpa: I'M GONNA GO
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GET RID OF PIZZA STEVE.
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[ WHIP! WHOOSH! ]
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>> Mr. Gus: AHHH.
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>> Pizza Steve: [ SNORING ]
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[ BLAM! ]
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[ PITTER! PITTER! PITTER! ]
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>> Uncle Grandpa: I GOT TO LEAVE
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HIM SOMEWHERE HE CAN'T COME BACK
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FROM.
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>> Pizza Steve: [ SNORING
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CONTINUES ]
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>> Uncle Grandpa: THAT WAS EASY.
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[ KNOCK ON DOOR ]
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[ POP! ]
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>> STOP LITTERING.
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[ BLINK! ]
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>> Pizza Steve: [ SNORING
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CONTINUES ]
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[ PITTER! PITTER! PITTER! ]
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[ KNOCK ON DOOR ]
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[ POP! ]
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>> STOP LITTERING.
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[ BLINK! BLINK! ]
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[ TRAIN WHISTLE BLOWS ]
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[ WHIP! ]
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>> [ SNORING ]
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>> Uncle Grandpa: FINALLY!
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[ CLOCK TICKING ]
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[ BELL CLANGING ]
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[ WHIP! ]
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>> STOP LITTERING!
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[ TRAIN WHISTLE BLOWS ]
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>> Uncle Grandpa: THAT TEARS IT.
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I'VE GOT TO TAKE PIZZA STEVE
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SOMEWHERE HE CAN NEVER GET BACK
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FROM.
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THEN I CAN BE PIZZA STEVE'S BEST
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FRIEND FOREVER.
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>> Pizza Steve: [ SNORING
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CONTINUES ]
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[ GLUG! GLUG! ]
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[ WHIP! CLANK! ]
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[ BEEP ]
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>> Uncle Grandpa: SO LONG,
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PIZZA STEVE!
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NOW THAT PIZZA STEVE'S GONE, I
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CAN BE PIZZA STEVE'S BEST
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FRIEND.
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I'D BETTER GO FIND HIM AND TELL
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HIM.
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PIZZA STEVE!
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PIZZA STEVE?
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PIZZA STEVE?
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>> [ SNARLING ]
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>> Uncle Grandpa: HMM.
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HAVE YOU GUYS SEEN PIZZA STEVE?
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I GOT RID OF PIZZA STEVE SO THAT
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I CAN BE BEST FRIENDS WITH
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PIZZA STEVE.
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BUT NOW I CAN'T FIND HIM.
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>> Mr. Gus: WAIT.
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YOU GOT RID OF PIZZA STEVE BUT
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NOW YOU WANT HIM TO BE YOUR BEST
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FRIEND?
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>> Uncle Grandpa: PIZZA STEVE
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SAID HIS BEST FRIEND WAS
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PIZZA STEVE, NOT ME, SO I
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THOUGHT IF I GOT RID OF
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PIZZA STEVE'S BEST FRIEND, THEN
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I COULD BE HIS BEST FRIEND.
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[ BLINK! ]
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>> Mr. Gus: UH...SOUNDS LIKE
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PIZZA STEVE WAS TALKING IN THE
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THIRD PERSON, UNCLE GRANDPA.
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>> Uncle Grandpa: [ GASPS ]
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THERE'S A THIRD PIZZA STEVE?!
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>> Mr. Gus: [ GROANS ]
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BELLY BAG, WANT TO HELP ME WITH
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THIS ONE?
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>> Belly Bag: SURE!
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WHEN YOU REFER TO YOURSELF IN
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THE THIRD PERSON, INSTEAD OF
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SAYING, "I" OR "ME," YOU SAY
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YOUR OWN NAME -- FOR EXAMPLE,
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"BELLY BAG IS RED."
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MAKE SENSE?
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>> Uncle Grandpa: NO.
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>> Mr. Gus: SO, SOMETIMES WORDS
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THAT ARE SPOKEN AREN'T ALWAYS
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TRUE.
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NOW YOU UNDERSTAND?
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>> Uncle Grandpa: OHHHHHHHHHH.
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OH, NO!
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UNCLE GRANDPA SENT PIZZA STEVE
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TO THE MOON!
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[ SOBBING ]
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NOW I'M NEVER GONNA BE HIS BEST
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FRIEND!
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WE'VE GOT TO GO TO THE MOON TO
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SAVE PIZZA STEVE!
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TO DO THAT, WE'RE GONNA NEED
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SOME TIGER POWER.
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[ WHIP! ]
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>> GRFT: [ FARTING ]
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[ BANG! WHIP! BANG! ]
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>> Uncle Grandpa: A-A-A-A-A-ND
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WE'RE HERE.
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PIZZA STEVE!
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LOOK! THERE'S HIS ROCKET!
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HE MUST BE NEARBY.
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PIZZA...STE-E-E-E-E-VE!
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[ WHIP! CRASH! ]
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OOF! I CAN'T SEE HIM ANYWHERE.
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HE MUST BE IN ONE OF THESE
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HOLES.
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LOOKS LIKE WE'RE GONNA HAVE TO
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FLUSH HIM OUT.
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[ WHIP! POP! ]
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OKAY, HONEY. LET 'ER RIP.
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>> GRFT: [ ROARS ]
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[ RUMBLING ]
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>> Uncle Grandpa: THAT'S THE
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STUFF!
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>> Pizza Steve: AAAAAAAAH!
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>> Uncle Grandpa: THERE HE IS!
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HUT! UHH!
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PIZZA STEVE, I FOUND YOU!
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HOORAY!
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I'M SO SORRY I GOT YOU MIXED UP
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AND ACCIDENTALLY SENT YOU TO THE
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MOON.
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I JUST DIDN'T UNDERSTAND THAT
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YOU WERE YOUR OWN BEST FRIEND.
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>> Pizza Steve: NO WORRIES,
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UNCLE G.
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[ CREAK! WHIP! ]
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UGH!
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IN FACT, CHILLING UP HERE MADE
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PIZZA STEVE REALIZE THAT
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PIZZA STEVE ISN'T PIZZA STEVE'S
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BEST FRIEND AFTER ALL.
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>> Uncle Grandpa: REALLY?!
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SO, WHILE YOU WERE UP HERE ALL
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BY YOURSELF, YOU REALIZED THAT I
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WAS YOUR BEST FRIEND ALL ALONG?
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>> Pizza Steve: NOT AT ALL,
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UNCLE G.
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WHILE I WAS UP HERE, I MET MY
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MAIN MAN MOONMAN, AND WE BECAME
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BEST BROS INSTANTLY.
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>> WHAT'S UP, AIR BREATHERS?
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>> Uncle Grandpa: WHAT?!
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BUT YOU JUST MET MOONMAN!
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>> Pizza Steve: WHAT CAN I SAY?
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THIS GUY REALLY GETS ME.
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>> COOL, BRO BUMP?
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>> Pizza Steve: UH, YEAH, DAWG.
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>> Both: TINGLY, TINGLY, TINGLY!
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[ BOTH WHISTLE ]
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BOOM!
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YEAH!
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>> Uncle Grandpa: IT'S NOT FAIR!
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I KNOW MORE ABOUT PIZZA STEVE
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THAN ANYONE!
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MOONMAN, I CHALLENGE YOU TO A
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PIZZA STEVE TRIVIA BATTLE!
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WE'LL SEE WHO KNOWS HIM BEST.
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>> Pizza Steve: THAT'S A GREAT
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IDEA -- A CONTEST FOR AND ABOUT
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ME!
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>> Uncle Grandpa: WINNER GETS TO
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BE YOUR BEST FRIEND.
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[ WHIP! ]
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ONE MOMENT WHILE I SET THE
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STAGE.
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[ SPLAT! ]
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[ POP! POP! ]
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[ POP! ]
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PERFECT.
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ONE LAST DETAIL.
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[ WHIRRING ]
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[ BUZZER SOUNDS ]
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I'M READY.
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>> Pizza Steve: HELLO, AND
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WELCOME TO
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"WHO REALLY KNOWS PIZZA STEVE,"
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THE GAME WHERE YOU PLAY FOR THE
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FRIENDSHIP OF THE ONE AND ONLY
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PIZZA STEVE!
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OKAY.
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THE FIRST QUESTION IS, WHAT IS
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PIZZA STEVE'S FAVORITE MARTIAL
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ART?
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>> Uncle Grandpa: OOH, OOH-OOH,
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OOH-OOH!
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I KNOW THIS! OOH-OOH-OOH-OOH!
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THAT ONE'S EASY --
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ITALIAN KARATE.
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>> Pizza Steve: EXCUSE ME, BUT
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YOU DIDN'T LET ME FINISH.
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WHAT IS PIZZA STEVE'S FAVORITE
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MARTIAL ART BESIDES ITALIAN
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KARATE?
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>> Uncle Grandpa: HUH?!
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[ BUZZER SOUNDS ]
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>> NOW, THAT WOULD BE MOONJITSU.
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>> Pizza Steve: CO-O-O-RRECT-A!
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>> HYAH! YAH! CHAH!
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>> Pizza Steve: HEY! YAH! YAH!
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YAH! CHAH!
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>> Both: MOONJITSU!
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>> AHHH!
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[ HISS! BOOM! ]
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>> Both: MOONJITSU.
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[ ZIP! ]
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[ POP! SQUEAK! ]
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>> Pizza Steve: NEXT QUESTION --
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WHAT IS THE CORRECT NUMBER OF
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DEGREES OF SHADE TIPPING?
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>> Uncle Grandpa: OOH, OOH-OOH,
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OOH-OOH, OOH!
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IS IT 37?
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>> Pizza Steve: BZZT! WRONG!
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[ BUZZER SOUNDS ]
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>> I BELIEVE THE CORRECT NUMBER
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OF DEGREES FOR SHADE TIPPING
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IS...
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ALL OF THEM.
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>> Pizza Steve: YOU ARE CORRECT.
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>> INDEED.
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>> Pizza Steve: NEXT QUESTION --
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WHAT IS PIZZA STEVE'S FAVORITE
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MODE OF TRANSPORTATION?
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[ BUZZER SOUNDS ]
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>> Uncle Grandpa: I KNOW THIS
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ONE!
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UGH!
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UNCLE GRANDPA PIGGYBACK RIDES!
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[ GRUNTING ]
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AT LEAST THAT'S WHAT IT USED TO
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BE.
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>> Pizza Steve: PFFT! NO.
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I'M AFRAID THAT IS INCORRECT.
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MOONMAN?
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>> EVERYONE KNOWS THAT ALL COOL
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DUDES RIDE AWESOME SPEED CYCLES.
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[ ENGINES REV, TIRES SCREECH ]
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[ POP! ]
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[ BOTH LAUGH ]
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>> Pizza Steve: OKAY!
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FINAL QUESTION -- AND THIS ONE'S
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FOR ACTUAL POINTS, RENDERING ALL
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OTHER QUESTIONS WORTHLESS!
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WHO IS THE COOLEST GUY IN THE
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UNIVERSE?
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[ BUZZER SOUNDS ]
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>> MAN, THAT'S TOO EASY.
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THERE'S NO ONE COOLER IN THIS
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WIDE UNIVERSE THAN A LITTLE GUY
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I KNOW WHO WEARS THE COOLEST
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SHADES.
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I'M TALKIN' 'BOUT NONE OTHER
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THAN MOONMAN.
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>> Pizza Steve: [ IMITATES
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BUZZER SOUNDING ]
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WRONG!
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>> Uncle Grandpa: OOH! OOH!
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I DEFINITELY KNOW THIS ONE!
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[ BUZZER SOUNDING ]
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THE COOLEST GUY IN THE WHOLE
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UNIVERSE IS THIS SUPER SLICE
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RIGHT HERE -- MY BEST FRIEND
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PIZZA STEVE.
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>> Pizza Steve: THAT IS 110%
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CORRECT, BEST FRIEND!
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>> Uncle Grandpa: ARE YOU READY
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TO COME HOME NOW, LITTLE BUDDY?
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>> Pizza Steve: YOU KNOW IT,
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BEST BRO.
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>> Uncle Grandpa: SO LONG,
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MOONMAN!
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LOOK US UP IF YOU'RE EVER ON
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EARTH.
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>> GRFT: [ FARTING ]
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>> BUMMER, DUDE.
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WELL, GUESS I'M GONNA HAVE TO
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HANG OUT WITH MY OLD BEST BRO,
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MOONMAN.
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>> Uncle Grandpa: SO, NOW THAT
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WE'RE BEST FRIENDS AGAIN, I
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GUESS YOU WANT TO WEAR THIS.
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>> Pizza Steve: MIGHT AS WELL.
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[ SIZZLING ]
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UM...WHAT'S THAT BURNING
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SENSATION?
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>> Uncle Grandpa: THAT'S
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PROBABLY THE BACON GREASE.
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>> Pizza Steve: HEY,
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UNCLE GRANDPA!
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CAN YOU HELP EVEN THIS OUT A
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BIT?
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[ WHIP! ]
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>> Uncle Grandpa: WH-E-E-E-EE!
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[ THUNDER CRASHES ]
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STICK CLOSE, KID.
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THIS COULD GET EERIE.
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>> UM...OKAY.
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>> Uncle Grandpa: YOO-HOO!
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ANYBODY HOME?!
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COME ON.
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[ PITTER! PITTER! PITTER! ]
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>> [ MOANING ]
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>> All: AAAAAAAH!
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>> Uncle Grandpa: STAND BACK,
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KID.
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I'LL HANDLE THIS.
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>> [ QUACKS ]
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>> Uncle Grandpa: EAT HOT
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RAINBOW, YOU SPOOKY SPIRIT.
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[ ZAP! SIZZLE! ]
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GOT HIM!
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>> WAIT UP, UNCLE GRANDPA!
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>> Uncle Grandpa: GET READY FOR
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SOME CREEPY STUFF.
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[ HINGES CREAK ]
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>> MAMA.
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>> Uncle Grandpa: WHAT'D I TELL
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YOU?
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CREEPY!
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>> [ QUACKS ]
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>> MAMA.
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MAMA.
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[ Demonic voice ] MAMA!
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>> Uncle Grandpa: NO!
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IT'S GRANDPA -- UNCLE GRANDPA!
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[ ZAP! TWINKLE! ]
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LET'S SEE WHAT'S COOKING IN THE
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KITCHEN.
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[ WHACK! ]
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>> WHO WANTS SOME...
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SALAD?!
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>> Both: AAAAAAAAH!
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>> [ QUACKS ]
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[ ZAP! TWINKLE! ]
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>> Uncle Grandpa: OH, NO!
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I MISSED!
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>> [ QUACKS ]
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[ ZAP! TWINKLE! ]
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[ HISS! ]
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NEXT! HEY, YOU!
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[ ALL MOANING ]
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DON'T YOU KNOW TV ROTS YOUR
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BRAIN?
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[ ZAP! ZAP! ]
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STOP SLOUCHING.
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>> [ GROWLS ]
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[ ZAP! TWINKLE! ]
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>> Uncle Grandpa: GOOD SHOOTIN'.
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[ HISS! ]
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I GUESS I DON'T NEED YOU
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ANYMORE.
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YOU'RE FREE, LITTLE FELLA.
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>> [ QUACKING ]
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>> UM, UNCLE GRANDPA, WHAT ABOUT
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MY MATH PROBLEM?
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>> Uncle Grandpa: OH, YEAH!
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LET'S SEE.
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THERE'S 10 GHOSTS TOTAL, AND WE
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JUST BLASTED 6 AWAY, SO HOW MANY
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GHOSTS ARE LEFT IN THE HOUSE?
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>> 4 GHOSTS.
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>> Uncle Grandpa: 4?!
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HUH! YOU NEED TO CHECK YOUR
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MATH, KID.
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I THINK YOU'LL FIND THE ANSWER
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IS ZERO.
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>> UH...I'M PRETTY SURE IT'S 4.
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>> Both: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
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[ THUNDER CRASHING ]
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[ SLOOP! ]
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>> Uncle Grandpa: WHAT AM I
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DOING IN HERE?
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