Original subtitles

[ UP-TEMPO MUSIC PLAYS ]

>> Uncle Grandpa: GOOD MORNING!

GOOD MORNING.

GOOD MORNING.

>> GRFT: [ ROARS ]

>> Uncle Grandpa: GOOD MORNING.

GOOD MORNING!

>> Mr. Gus: MM-HMM.

[ METALLIC CRASHING ]

[ GASPS ]

[ CRASHING CONTINUES ]

>> ♪ MOVE YOUR BODY ♪

♪ MOVE YOUR BODY ♪

♪ OH, OH ♪

♪ MOVE YOUR BODY ♪

♪ THROUGH THE FIRE ♪

>> Uncle Grandpa: AIN'T NOTHIN'

GONNA TAKE THE GOOD OUT OF THIS

MORNIN'.

>> ♪ THROUGH THE FIRE ♪

>> Pizza Steve: [ LAUGHS ]

HEY, UNCLE G!

>> Uncle Grandpa: YEAH, WHAT?

>> Pizza Steve: 1992 CALLED AND

WANTS THOSE RIDICULOUS PANTS

BACK.

>> Uncle Grandpa: OH.

WELL, ALL RIGHT.

DESTINATION YEAR -- 1992.

BACK TO 1992 YOU GO, OUTRAGEOUS

PATTERN PANTS.

[ SIGHS ]

WELL, THAT'S THAT.

HEY, REMEMBER THAT TIME I WORE

THOSE WILD PANTS FROM THE '90s?

>> Mr. Gus: UH-HUH.

THAT JUST HAPPENED.

>> Uncle Grandpa: UNFORGETTABLE.

[ TELEPHONE RINGS ]

>> Pizza Steve: I'LL GET IT!

Y'ELLO!

>> HEY, MAN, AM I GETTING MY

PANTS BACK OR WHAT?

>> Pizza Steve: OH, HEY.

TOTALLY, BRO.

UNCLE GRANDPA JUST SENT THEM

THROUGH THE TIME PORTAL.

>> WELL, THEN WHERE THEY AT?

>> Pizza Steve: I DON'T KNOW.

JUST GIVE IT A MINUTE, WILL YOU?

TIME TRAVEL TAKES TIME!

>> YO, PUT UNCLE GRANDPA ON THE

LINE.

>> Pizza Steve: OH...

ALL RIGHT. HANG ON.

1992 CALLED AGAIN.

HE DIDN'T GET THE PANTS.

>> Uncle Grandpa: THAT'S

IMPOSSIBLE!

HELLO?

>> LISTEN UP, UNCLE GRANDPA.

I DON'T HAVE TIME TO PLAY GAMES

HERE.

IF I DON'T GET MY PANTS BACK BY

THE END OF THE DAY, I'M CALLIN'

THE TIME POLICE!

>> Uncle Grandpa: [ GASPS ]

TIME POLICE?!

BUT I SENT THE PANTS BACK!

>> Mr. Gus: WELL, YOU SENT THE

PANTS BACK, ALL RIGHT -- BACK TO

1492.

>> Uncle Grandpa: WHOOPS.

>> Mr. Gus: YOU DO REALIZE THAT

A CARELESS MISTAKE LIKE THIS

COULD VERY WELL RIP APART THE

FABRIC OF THE SPACE-TIME

CONTINUUM AND DESTROY THE

UNIVERSE?

>> Uncle Grandpa: I'M MORE

WORRIED ABOUT SPENDING THE NIGHT

IN TIME JAIL.

>> Mr. Gus: WELL, WHAT ARE WE

GONNA DO NOW?!

>> Uncle Grandpa: I'LL TELL YOU

WHAT WE'RE GONNA DO!

WE'RE GONNA GET THE PANTS FROM

1492 AND SEND THEM BACK TO 1992,

AND THEN WE'RE GOING OUT FOR

ICE-CREAM SUNDAES, WITH

SPRINKLES.

WHO WANTS TO GO WITH ME?

>> Mr. Gus: I DO.

>> Pizza Steve: WELL, NOW THAT

THERE'S ICE CREAM INVOLVED...

>> Uncle Grandpa: OKAY, I CAN

ONLY TAKE ONE OF YOU.

REMEMBER, WE COULD ONLY AFFORD

THE TWO-MAN TIME PORTAL.

SO, LISTEN -- MY TIME-TRAVEL

PARTNER HAS GOT To BE SOMEONE

WHO'S STRONG AND SMART AND

POSSESSES AN INTRICATE KNOWLEDGE

OF THE PAST, SOMEONE WHO'S BEEN

AROUND SINCE THE DINOSAUR AGE

SOMEONE WHO'S GREEN, SCALY,

COLD-BLOODED, AND LAST BUT NOT

LEAST, SOMEONE WHO'S...

>> Pizza Steve: Covered in

pepperonis.

>> Uncle Grandpa: SOMEONE WHO'S

COVERED IN PEPPERONIS!

I CHOOSE PIZZA STEVE.

>> Pizza Steve: DON'T WAIT UP,

MR. GUS.

>> Uncle Grandpa: MR. GUS!

I JUST REALIZED I MADE A

TERRIBLE MISTAKE!

GIANT REALISTIC FLYING TIGER'S

LITTER BOX HASN'T BEEN CHANGED

ALL WEEK!

>> GRFT: [ ROARS ]

>> Uncle Grandpa: SO, I'M GONNA

NEED YOU TO BE A DEAR AND TAKE

CARE OF THAT FOR ME.

K? THANKS.

WE MADE IT.

NOW ALL WE HAVE TO DO IS FIND

THE PANTS AND GET THE HECK OUT

OF HERE.

>> FLIPPIN' FROG LEGS!

>> Uncle Grandpa: [ GASPS ]

THE PANTS!

>> HEY! WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!

YOU SEE THIS-A MAP-A, HUH?

THIS IS-A LAND.

NOW LOOKIT OUT OVER THERE-A!

NO LAND IN SIGHT-A!

OKAY, NO LAND MEANS NO RESPECT

FOR CHRISTOPHER COLUMBUS!

>> Uncle Grandpa: [ GASPS ]

HE'S CHRISTOPHER COLUMBUS!

>> NOW GET ON-A YOUR KNEES AND

KISS-A MY AWESOME-A PANTS-A!

>> Pizza Steve: I THINK THOSE

PANTS MAY HAVE GONE TO HIS HEAD.

>> Uncle Grandpa: I NEVER FELT

MORE ALIVE WHEN I WAS

WEARING 'EM.

>> THAT'S-A RIGHT-A!

KISS-A MY OUTRAGEOUS PANTS-A IN

FRONT OF THE WHOLE-A CREW!

[ LAUGHING ]

LOOK AT MY PANTS-A!

OKAY, THAT'S ENOUGH-A!

IT IS A-SLEEPY TIME FOR ME-A.

>> Uncle Grandpa: THIS IS NOT

GONNA BE EASY.

WE'RE GONNA HAVE TO SNEAK THE

PANTS OFF OF HIM WITHOUT

VIOLATING TIME LAW.

THAT MEANS WE HAVE TO BLEND INTO

THE YEAR 1492 IN A 100%

HISTORICALLY ACCURATE WAY.

>> Pizza Steve: HISTORICALLY

ACCURATE.

GOT IT.

>> THIS, THAT'S GOOD.

NO, DON'T GO THAT WAY.

GO THAT WAY -- TO THE LAND.

[ KNOCK ON DOOR ]

WHAT THE --

AH! WHAT DO YOU WANT-A?!

>> Uncle Grandpa: GOOD MORNIN'!

I GOT THE PIZZA YOU ORDERED,

MR. COLUMBUS.

EXTRA PEPPERONI, JUST THE WAY

YOU LIKE IT.

THANKS FOR CHOOSING

PIZZERIA STEVE'S!

[ LAUGHING ]

[ ENGINE TURNS OVER, TIRES

SCREECH ]

>> Pizza Steve: [ GRUNTS ]

FRESH PEPPER?

>> AAH!

MY EYES-A!

MY EYES!

>> Pizza Steve: AAH!

>> OH! AY-YAH!

AY-YI-YI!

AAAAAAAAH!

I GOT 'EM!

I GOT 'EM!

I GOT 'EM!

[ BREATHING HEAVILY ]

AAH!

>> Uncle Grandpa: HOW'D IT GO?

>> Pizza Steve: NOT GOOD.

I THINK WE'RE GONNA HAVE TO WAIT

TILL HE FALLS ASLEEP BEFORE WE

TRY ANYTHING ELSE.

>> Uncle Grandpa: OKAY.

Shh!

HE'S OUT LIKE A LIGHT.

LET'S GO.

HE TURNED INTO PILLOWS!

AND THE PANTS ARE GONE!

>> NO!

THE PANTS, THEY NOT-A GONE.

THEY NOT-A GOIN' ANYWHERE-A.

OKAY?

NOW TAKE THE TWO-A THEM

OUTSIDE-A AND TIE THEM UP-A!

NO ONE STEALS

CHRISTOPHER COLUMBUS' PANTS-A!

NO ONE!

OKAY?

WHO DO YOU THINK-A YOU ARE-A?!

>> Uncle Grandpa: I'M

UNCLE GRANDPA.

AND THIS IS MY LITTLE BUDDY

PIZZA STEVE.

>> Pizza Steve: [ MUMBLES ]

>> Uncle Grandpa: WE'RE HERE TO

TAKE YOUR PANTS BACK TO THE

FUTURE, WHERE THEY BELONG.

>> OH-HO-HO!

NOT-A WITHOUT A FIGHT, YOU'RE

NOT-A!

>> Uncle Grandpa: ARE YOU SURE?

'CAUSE PIZZA STEVE KNOWS

ITALIAN KARATE.

DON'T YOU, PIZZA STEVE?

>> Pizza Steve: YEAH.

AND IF YOU'RE SMART, YOU WON'T

FORCE ME TO USE IT!

>> ITALIAN KARATE?

>> Pizza Steve: THAT'S RIGHT,

BRO!

ITALIAN KARATE!

[ GRUNTING ]

HYAH!

ITALIAN KARATE.

>> I INVENTED ITALIAN KARATE.

>> Pizza Steve: SAY WHAT?

>> HYAH! HA!

HYAH!

HYAH!

>> Pizza Steve: AAH!

OHH!

UNH!

OW! OW! OW! OW! OW! OW! OW! OW!

OW! OW! OW! OW! OW! OW!

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!

OHH!

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!

>> Uncle Grandpa: PIZZA STEVE!

>> HEY, GRANDPA, YOU WANT SOME

OF THIS-A?!

>> Uncle Grandpa: NO, THANK YOU.

>> HERE I COME-A!

AAAAAAAAH!

>> Uncle Grandpa: [ GROANS ]

>> Pizza Steve: AAAAAAAAH!

>> Uncle Grandpa: UGH!

>> YOU HAD ENOUGH-A?

[ BOTH GROANING ]

>> Uncle Grandpa: YEAH.

>> OH, WELL THAT'S TOO BAD-A,

BECAUSE I'M ABOUT TO KILL YOU

RIGHT NOW-A!

>> Uncle Grandpa: GREAT!

WE'LL NEVER GET THE PANTS BACK

TO 1992 IF WE'RE DEAD.

WE MIGHT AS WELL CALL THE

TIME POLICE ON OURSELVES RIGHT

NOW.

WAIT A MINUTE.

THAT'S IT!

HELLO, TIME POLICE?

YEAH, HI.

I'D LIKE TO REPORT A TIME CRIME.

UH, I'M IN 1492, AND THERE'S A

GUY HERE WEARING PANTS FROM

1992.

GOT TO GO!

>> HOLD IT RIGHT THERE!

>> WHAT THE --

>> YOU'RE UNDER ARREST FOR

TIME LAW VIOLATION Z-67X --

WEARING FUTURE PANTS IN THE

PAST.

>> NO, NO, NO, YOU DON'T GET IT!

I'M-A CHRISTOPHER COLUMBUS!

>> TELL IT TO THE TIME JUDGE.

>> Uncle Grandpa: REUNITED, AND

IT FEELS SO GOOD.

UNH!

>> Pizza Steve: HEY, THIS PLACE

IS PRETTY COOL.

>> Uncle Grandpa: YEAH, BUT NOT

AS COOL AS THESE PANTS.

SPEAKING OF PANTS, WE'D BETTER

GET THESE PANTS BACK TO 1992.

HERE'S YOUR PANTS BACK.

>> YO, THESE PANTS ARE

FUNKY-FRESH, YO!

>> Uncle Grandpa: AHH.

THERE'S NO PLACE LIKE NOW.

HEY, MR. GUS, WE'RE BACK!

>> Mr. Gus: WELL, I HOPE YOUR

ANTICS IN THE PAST HAVEN'T

ALTERED THE PRESENT IN ANY WAY.

>> Uncle Grandpa: NAH, WE WERE

PRETTY CAREFUL.

I WOULDN'T WORRY ABOUT IT.

>> AND WHO DISCOVERED AMERICA IN

1492, CLASS?

>> UNCLE GRANDPA!

>> THAT'S RIGHT!

NOW LET'S PLEDGE ALLEGIANCE TO

THE FLAG.

>> ♪ THROUGH THE FIRE ♪

>> Uncle Grandpa: GOOD MORNIN'!

HMM...

DISGUSTING.

SHAVE TIME!

HMM, LET ME SEE HERE...

[ MOTOR WHIRRING ]

HEY! LOOKIN' GOOD!

[ MOTOR WHIRRING ]

>> Mr. Gus: OH, HEY,

UNCLE GRANDPA.

[ MOTOR WHIRRING ]

NOT BAD.

>> Pizza Steve: WHAT IS GOING

ON, UNCLE G?!

WAIT.

WHAT IS ACTUALLY GOING ON HERE?

AAH! OHH! AAH! OHH! AAH!

AAAAAAAAAAAAAH!

AAH! OHH! AAH! OHH! AAH! OHH!

BETTER, CLOSER, WARMER.

[ GROANING ]

I'M A PINEAPPLE, AREN'T I?

>> GRFT: [ GRUMBLING ]

[ MOTOR WHIRRING ]

[ GROWLS ]

[ MEOWS ]

[ MOTOR WHIRRING ]

[ DUCKS QUACKING ]

>> THANK YOU FOR THE SHAVE,

UNCLE GRANDPA!

>> Uncle Grandpa: ANYTIME,

UNIVERSE.

[ LAUGHING ]

[ AIR HISSING ]

[ SOBBING ]