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[ UP-TEMPO MUSIC PLAYS ]
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>> Uncle Grandpa: GOOD MORNING!
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GOOD MORNING.
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GOOD MORNING.
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>> GRFT: [ ROARS ]
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>> Uncle Grandpa: GOOD MORNING.
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GOOD MORNING!
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>> Mr. Gus: MM-HMM.
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[ METALLIC CRASHING ]
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[ GASPS ]
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[ CRASHING CONTINUES ]
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>> ♪ MOVE YOUR BODY ♪
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♪ MOVE YOUR BODY ♪
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♪ OH, OH ♪
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♪ MOVE YOUR BODY ♪
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♪ THROUGH THE FIRE ♪
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>> Uncle Grandpa: AIN'T NOTHIN'
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GONNA TAKE THE GOOD OUT OF THIS
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MORNIN'.
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>> ♪ THROUGH THE FIRE ♪
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>> Pizza Steve: [ LAUGHS ]
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HEY, UNCLE G!
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>> Uncle Grandpa: YEAH, WHAT?
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>> Pizza Steve: 1992 CALLED AND
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WANTS THOSE RIDICULOUS PANTS
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BACK.
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>> Uncle Grandpa: OH.
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WELL, ALL RIGHT.
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DESTINATION YEAR -- 1992.
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BACK TO 1992 YOU GO, OUTRAGEOUS
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PATTERN PANTS.
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[ SIGHS ]
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WELL, THAT'S THAT.
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HEY, REMEMBER THAT TIME I WORE
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THOSE WILD PANTS FROM THE '90s?
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>> Mr. Gus: UH-HUH.
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THAT JUST HAPPENED.
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>> Uncle Grandpa: UNFORGETTABLE.
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[ TELEPHONE RINGS ]
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>> Pizza Steve: I'LL GET IT!
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Y'ELLO!
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>> HEY, MAN, AM I GETTING MY
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PANTS BACK OR WHAT?
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>> Pizza Steve: OH, HEY.
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TOTALLY, BRO.
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UNCLE GRANDPA JUST SENT THEM
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THROUGH THE TIME PORTAL.
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>> WELL, THEN WHERE THEY AT?
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>> Pizza Steve: I DON'T KNOW.
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JUST GIVE IT A MINUTE, WILL YOU?
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TIME TRAVEL TAKES TIME!
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>> YO, PUT UNCLE GRANDPA ON THE
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LINE.
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>> Pizza Steve: OH...
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ALL RIGHT. HANG ON.
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1992 CALLED AGAIN.
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HE DIDN'T GET THE PANTS.
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>> Uncle Grandpa: THAT'S
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IMPOSSIBLE!
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HELLO?
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>> LISTEN UP, UNCLE GRANDPA.
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I DON'T HAVE TIME TO PLAY GAMES
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HERE.
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IF I DON'T GET MY PANTS BACK BY
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THE END OF THE DAY, I'M CALLIN'
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THE TIME POLICE!
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>> Uncle Grandpa: [ GASPS ]
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TIME POLICE?!
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BUT I SENT THE PANTS BACK!
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>> Mr. Gus: WELL, YOU SENT THE
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PANTS BACK, ALL RIGHT -- BACK TO
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1492.
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>> Uncle Grandpa: WHOOPS.
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>> Mr. Gus: YOU DO REALIZE THAT
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A CARELESS MISTAKE LIKE THIS
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COULD VERY WELL RIP APART THE
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FABRIC OF THE SPACE-TIME
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CONTINUUM AND DESTROY THE
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UNIVERSE?
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>> Uncle Grandpa: I'M MORE
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WORRIED ABOUT SPENDING THE NIGHT
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IN TIME JAIL.
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>> Mr. Gus: WELL, WHAT ARE WE
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GONNA DO NOW?!
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>> Uncle Grandpa: I'LL TELL YOU
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WHAT WE'RE GONNA DO!
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WE'RE GONNA GET THE PANTS FROM
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1492 AND SEND THEM BACK TO 1992,
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AND THEN WE'RE GOING OUT FOR
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ICE-CREAM SUNDAES, WITH
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SPRINKLES.
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WHO WANTS TO GO WITH ME?
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>> Mr. Gus: I DO.
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>> Pizza Steve: WELL, NOW THAT
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THERE'S ICE CREAM INVOLVED...
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>> Uncle Grandpa: OKAY, I CAN
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ONLY TAKE ONE OF YOU.
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REMEMBER, WE COULD ONLY AFFORD
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THE TWO-MAN TIME PORTAL.
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SO, LISTEN -- MY TIME-TRAVEL
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PARTNER HAS GOT To BE SOMEONE
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WHO'S STRONG AND SMART AND
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POSSESSES AN INTRICATE KNOWLEDGE
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OF THE PAST, SOMEONE WHO'S BEEN
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AROUND SINCE THE DINOSAUR AGE
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SOMEONE WHO'S GREEN, SCALY,
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COLD-BLOODED, AND LAST BUT NOT
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LEAST, SOMEONE WHO'S...
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>> Pizza Steve: Covered in
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pepperonis.
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>> Uncle Grandpa: SOMEONE WHO'S
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COVERED IN PEPPERONIS!
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I CHOOSE PIZZA STEVE.
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>> Pizza Steve: DON'T WAIT UP,
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MR. GUS.
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>> Uncle Grandpa: MR. GUS!
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I JUST REALIZED I MADE A
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TERRIBLE MISTAKE!
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GIANT REALISTIC FLYING TIGER'S
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LITTER BOX HASN'T BEEN CHANGED
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ALL WEEK!
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>> GRFT: [ ROARS ]
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>> Uncle Grandpa: SO, I'M GONNA
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NEED YOU TO BE A DEAR AND TAKE
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CARE OF THAT FOR ME.
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K? THANKS.
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WE MADE IT.
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NOW ALL WE HAVE TO DO IS FIND
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THE PANTS AND GET THE HECK OUT
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OF HERE.
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>> FLIPPIN' FROG LEGS!
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>> Uncle Grandpa: [ GASPS ]
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THE PANTS!
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>> HEY! WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!
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YOU SEE THIS-A MAP-A, HUH?
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THIS IS-A LAND.
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NOW LOOKIT OUT OVER THERE-A!
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NO LAND IN SIGHT-A!
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OKAY, NO LAND MEANS NO RESPECT
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FOR CHRISTOPHER COLUMBUS!
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>> Uncle Grandpa: [ GASPS ]
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HE'S CHRISTOPHER COLUMBUS!
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>> NOW GET ON-A YOUR KNEES AND
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KISS-A MY AWESOME-A PANTS-A!
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>> Pizza Steve: I THINK THOSE
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PANTS MAY HAVE GONE TO HIS HEAD.
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>> Uncle Grandpa: I NEVER FELT
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MORE ALIVE WHEN I WAS
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WEARING 'EM.
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>> THAT'S-A RIGHT-A!
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KISS-A MY OUTRAGEOUS PANTS-A IN
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FRONT OF THE WHOLE-A CREW!
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[ LAUGHING ]
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LOOK AT MY PANTS-A!
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OKAY, THAT'S ENOUGH-A!
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IT IS A-SLEEPY TIME FOR ME-A.
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>> Uncle Grandpa: THIS IS NOT
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GONNA BE EASY.
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WE'RE GONNA HAVE TO SNEAK THE
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PANTS OFF OF HIM WITHOUT
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VIOLATING TIME LAW.
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THAT MEANS WE HAVE TO BLEND INTO
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THE YEAR 1492 IN A 100%
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HISTORICALLY ACCURATE WAY.
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>> Pizza Steve: HISTORICALLY
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ACCURATE.
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GOT IT.
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>> THIS, THAT'S GOOD.
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NO, DON'T GO THAT WAY.
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GO THAT WAY -- TO THE LAND.
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[ KNOCK ON DOOR ]
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WHAT THE --
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AH! WHAT DO YOU WANT-A?!
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>> Uncle Grandpa: GOOD MORNIN'!
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I GOT THE PIZZA YOU ORDERED,
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MR. COLUMBUS.
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EXTRA PEPPERONI, JUST THE WAY
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YOU LIKE IT.
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THANKS FOR CHOOSING
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PIZZERIA STEVE'S!
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[ LAUGHING ]
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[ ENGINE TURNS OVER, TIRES
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SCREECH ]
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>> Pizza Steve: [ GRUNTS ]
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FRESH PEPPER?
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>> AAH!
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MY EYES-A!
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MY EYES!
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>> Pizza Steve: AAH!
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>> OH! AY-YAH!
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AY-YI-YI!
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AAAAAAAAH!
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I GOT 'EM!
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I GOT 'EM!
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I GOT 'EM!
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[ BREATHING HEAVILY ]
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AAH!
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>> Uncle Grandpa: HOW'D IT GO?
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>> Pizza Steve: NOT GOOD.
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I THINK WE'RE GONNA HAVE TO WAIT
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TILL HE FALLS ASLEEP BEFORE WE
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TRY ANYTHING ELSE.
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>> Uncle Grandpa: OKAY.
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Shh!
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HE'S OUT LIKE A LIGHT.
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LET'S GO.
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HE TURNED INTO PILLOWS!
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AND THE PANTS ARE GONE!
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>> NO!
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THE PANTS, THEY NOT-A GONE.
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THEY NOT-A GOIN' ANYWHERE-A.
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OKAY?
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NOW TAKE THE TWO-A THEM
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OUTSIDE-A AND TIE THEM UP-A!
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NO ONE STEALS
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CHRISTOPHER COLUMBUS' PANTS-A!
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NO ONE!
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OKAY?
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WHO DO YOU THINK-A YOU ARE-A?!
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>> Uncle Grandpa: I'M
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UNCLE GRANDPA.
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AND THIS IS MY LITTLE BUDDY
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PIZZA STEVE.
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>> Pizza Steve: [ MUMBLES ]
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>> Uncle Grandpa: WE'RE HERE TO
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TAKE YOUR PANTS BACK TO THE
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FUTURE, WHERE THEY BELONG.
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>> OH-HO-HO!
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NOT-A WITHOUT A FIGHT, YOU'RE
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NOT-A!
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>> Uncle Grandpa: ARE YOU SURE?
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'CAUSE PIZZA STEVE KNOWS
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ITALIAN KARATE.
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DON'T YOU, PIZZA STEVE?
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>> Pizza Steve: YEAH.
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AND IF YOU'RE SMART, YOU WON'T
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FORCE ME TO USE IT!
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>> ITALIAN KARATE?
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>> Pizza Steve: THAT'S RIGHT,
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BRO!
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ITALIAN KARATE!
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[ GRUNTING ]
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HYAH!
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ITALIAN KARATE.
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>> I INVENTED ITALIAN KARATE.
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>> Pizza Steve: SAY WHAT?
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>> HYAH! HA!
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HYAH!
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HYAH!
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>> Pizza Steve: AAH!
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OHH!
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UNH!
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OW! OW! OW! OW! OW! OW! OW! OW!
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OW! OW! OW! OW! OW! OW!
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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
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OHH!
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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
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>> Uncle Grandpa: PIZZA STEVE!
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>> HEY, GRANDPA, YOU WANT SOME
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OF THIS-A?!
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>> Uncle Grandpa: NO, THANK YOU.
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>> HERE I COME-A!
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AAAAAAAAH!
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>> Uncle Grandpa: [ GROANS ]
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>> Pizza Steve: AAAAAAAAH!
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>> Uncle Grandpa: UGH!
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>> YOU HAD ENOUGH-A?
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[ BOTH GROANING ]
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>> Uncle Grandpa: YEAH.
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>> OH, WELL THAT'S TOO BAD-A,
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BECAUSE I'M ABOUT TO KILL YOU
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RIGHT NOW-A!
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>> Uncle Grandpa: GREAT!
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WE'LL NEVER GET THE PANTS BACK
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TO 1992 IF WE'RE DEAD.
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WE MIGHT AS WELL CALL THE
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TIME POLICE ON OURSELVES RIGHT
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NOW.
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WAIT A MINUTE.
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THAT'S IT!
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HELLO, TIME POLICE?
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YEAH, HI.
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I'D LIKE TO REPORT A TIME CRIME.
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UH, I'M IN 1492, AND THERE'S A
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GUY HERE WEARING PANTS FROM
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1992.
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GOT TO GO!
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>> HOLD IT RIGHT THERE!
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>> WHAT THE --
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>> YOU'RE UNDER ARREST FOR
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TIME LAW VIOLATION Z-67X --
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WEARING FUTURE PANTS IN THE
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PAST.
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>> NO, NO, NO, YOU DON'T GET IT!
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I'M-A CHRISTOPHER COLUMBUS!
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>> TELL IT TO THE TIME JUDGE.
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>> Uncle Grandpa: REUNITED, AND
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IT FEELS SO GOOD.
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UNH!
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>> Pizza Steve: HEY, THIS PLACE
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IS PRETTY COOL.
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>> Uncle Grandpa: YEAH, BUT NOT
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AS COOL AS THESE PANTS.
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SPEAKING OF PANTS, WE'D BETTER
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GET THESE PANTS BACK TO 1992.
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HERE'S YOUR PANTS BACK.
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>> YO, THESE PANTS ARE
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FUNKY-FRESH, YO!
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>> Uncle Grandpa: AHH.
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THERE'S NO PLACE LIKE NOW.
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HEY, MR. GUS, WE'RE BACK!
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>> Mr. Gus: WELL, I HOPE YOUR
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ANTICS IN THE PAST HAVEN'T
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ALTERED THE PRESENT IN ANY WAY.
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>> Uncle Grandpa: NAH, WE WERE
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PRETTY CAREFUL.
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I WOULDN'T WORRY ABOUT IT.
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>> AND WHO DISCOVERED AMERICA IN
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1492, CLASS?
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>> UNCLE GRANDPA!
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>> THAT'S RIGHT!
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NOW LET'S PLEDGE ALLEGIANCE TO
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THE FLAG.
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>> ♪ THROUGH THE FIRE ♪
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>> Uncle Grandpa: GOOD MORNIN'!
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HMM...
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DISGUSTING.
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SHAVE TIME!
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HMM, LET ME SEE HERE...
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[ MOTOR WHIRRING ]
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HEY! LOOKIN' GOOD!
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[ MOTOR WHIRRING ]
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>> Mr. Gus: OH, HEY,
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UNCLE GRANDPA.
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[ MOTOR WHIRRING ]
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NOT BAD.
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>> Pizza Steve: WHAT IS GOING
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ON, UNCLE G?!
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WAIT.
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WHAT IS ACTUALLY GOING ON HERE?
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AAH! OHH! AAH! OHH! AAH!
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AAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
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AAH! OHH! AAH! OHH! AAH! OHH!
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BETTER, CLOSER, WARMER.
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[ GROANING ]
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I'M A PINEAPPLE, AREN'T I?
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>> GRFT: [ GRUMBLING ]
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[ MOTOR WHIRRING ]
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[ GROWLS ]
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[ MEOWS ]
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[ MOTOR WHIRRING ]
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[ DUCKS QUACKING ]
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>> THANK YOU FOR THE SHAVE,
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UNCLE GRANDPA!
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>> Uncle Grandpa: ANYTIME,
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UNIVERSE.
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[ LAUGHING ]
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[ AIR HISSING ]
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[ SOBBING ]
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