Original subtitles

GOOD MORNING!

GOOD MORNING.

GOOD MORNING.

[ ROARS ]

GOOD MORNING.

GOOD MORNING!

[ UP-TEMPO MUSIC PLAYING ]

[ ROOSTER CROWS ]

[ ALARM BEEPING ]

[ YAWNS ]

[ LIPS SMACK ]

[ ALARM STOPS ]

[ GRUNTING ]

UNH!

[ TINK! ]

GOOD MORNING,

MR. GUS!

LOOKS LIKE YOU FELL VICTIM TO A STICKYSITUATION.

COMPLIMENTS OF PRANK MASTER PIZZA STEVE!

[ CACKLES ] OH!

COUNT IT!

AT ONE POINT IN MY LIFE,

I USED TO REALLY ENJOY PIZZA.

WHAT'S GOING ON WITH TH-- UNH!

DID SOMEONE HERE CALL A PLUMBER?

[ LAUGHS ]

NO.

[ SIZZLING ]

MNH, MMM, MMM!

BREAKFAST IS SERVED.

[ FARTS ]

[ CACKLES ]

OH, MY!

OPEN A WINDOW, MR. GUS!

YOUR PRANKS ARE AS STALE AS YOUR CRUST.

YOU KNOW THAT?

[ CACKLES ]

OH!

I DON'T KNOW IF YOU'RE THAT GULLIBLE OR IF I'M THATGOOD.

PRETTY SURE I'M JUST THAT GOOD.

THAT PRANK DOESN'T EVEN BOTHER ME.

I LIKE MY BREAKFAST TO BE EXTRA SALTY.

No-good, wearing-sunglass, little...

[ PLOP! ]

[ AIR WHISTLES ]

AAH!

[ CACKLES ]

[ Laughing ] OH!

WERE YOU LOOKING FOR THE KETCHUP

OR THE GUATEMALAN GHOST-CHILI SAUCE?

[ LAUGHS ]

MASTER PRANKSTER STRIKES AGAIN!

YOU'RE NOT THE MASTER PRANKSTER.

I WAS PRANKING FOOLS BEFORE YOU WERE EVEN DELIVERED.

THERE'S ONLY ONE TRUE WAY TO FIGURE OUT WHO THE

MASTER PRANKSTER IS.

WHAT'S THAT?

A PRANK WAR.

OKAY, IT'S ON.

FIRST ONE TO

CALL IT OFF LOSES AND CALLS THE OTHER THE MASTER PRANKSTER!

FINE.

[ BUZZING ]

[ WARBLING ]

[ LAUGHS ]

OH, THIS SHOULD BE A CINCH!

[ LAUGHS ]

♪ PIZZA STEVE ♪

♪ PULLIN' PRANKS ♪

♪ TAKIN' THE SHOTS ♪

♪ CLIMBIN' THE RANKS ♪

I'M GONNA PRANK THE PANTS OFF OF THAT OVER-CONFIDENT

PIZZA SLICE.

HMM.

[ LAUGHS ]

GLAD YOU LIKE THE PEN I GAVE YOU!

SHH!

THIS IS A LIBRARY!

OH, "SHH!"

YOURSELF!

THIS IS A PRANK WAR!

HEY!

WHO'S MAKING ALL THE NOISE IN HERE?!

THAT DINOSAUR GUY.

QUIET DOWN!

OOH!

[ LAUGHS ]

OH, YEAH, THIS IS GONNA BE GOOD.

HOW'S YOUR BIG PRANK COMING ALONG THERE?

HOPE YOUR PRANK SKILLS ARE

BETTER THAN YOUR SELF-DEFENSE SKILLS.

[ LAUGHS ]

YOU'LL SEE.

YOU WON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT HIT YOU.

WELL, I KNOW WHAT HIT YOU.

[ LAUGHING ]

OH, PRICELESS!

[ TELEPHONE RINGING ]

HELLO?

YEAH, HE LIVES HERE.

PIZZA STEVE, PHONE'S FOR YOU.

[ LAUGHS ]

HUH? FOR ME?

THIS IS THE WORLD- FAMOUS PIZZA STEVE SPEAKING.

YES.

YES.

I'M GOING TO WIN AN AWARD?!

FOR BEING THE GREATEST PRANKSTER EVER?!

WAIT A MINUTE.

THIS ISN'T A PRANK, IS IT?

NO?! ALL RIGHT!

I'LL SEE YOU AT THE AWARD CEREMONY!

WHOO! OH, OH, YEAH!

OH, OH!

IT'S OFFICIAL!

I'M THE GREATEST PRANKSTER ALIVE!

WHICH, OF COURSE, MEANS I WIN THE PRANK WAR!

WHOO!

IF THE PRESS COMES LOOKING FOR ME,

TELL 'EM I'LL BE CELEBRATING

AT WHATEVER THE MOST EXPENSIVE CLUB IS.

SEE YA, LOSER!

[ PLOP! ]

HOW DID I DO?

YOU DID GOOD, TINY MIRACLE.

YOU DID GOOD.

I'LL KEEP IT ON THE D.L.

[ CASH REGISTER RINGS ]

I CAN'T WAIT TILL UNCLE GRANDPA HEARS ABOUT THIS ONE.

[ LAUGHS ]

[ ELECTRICITY CRACKLING ]

HEY, MR. GUS!

I'M HOME!

HELLO, UNCLE GRANDPA.

SOOOO...

WHERE'S PIZZA STEVE?

THAT PUNK LITTLE SLICE WANTED TO HAVE A PRANK WAR WITH ME,

SO I PRANKED HIM ALL RIGHT.

[ LAUGHS ]

I SENT HIM SOMEWHERE THAT'LL SCARE THE TOPPINGS OFF HIM!

OH, YEAH?

WHERE DID YOU SEND HIM, MR. GUS?

[ POINK! ]

THERE!

WELCOME TO THE INTERNATIONAL PIZZA-EATING CONTEST SMACKDOWN!

WHERE THE WORLD'S MOST GUTSY GLUTTONS WILL GULP, GORGE,

AND GOBBLE UP AS MANY PIZZAS AS THEIR PIE HOLES CAN STOMACH!

THESE IRON-BELLIED WARRIORS WILL LEAVE NO PIZZA UNEATEN!

YEAH, MAN!

THATIS SOME TASTY-LOOKING PIZZA!

I GOT TO TELL YOU, FOLKS, IF I'M A PIECE OF PIZZA,

I DO NOT WANT TO BE HERE TODAY!

PERFECT.

I CAN'T WAIT TO SEE THE LOOK ON HIS FACE WHEN HE GETS THERE.

[ GASPING ]

YEAH, IT'LL PROBABLY LOOK SOMETHING LIKE THAT.

BUT, MR. GUS, WHEN HE GETS THERE, THEY COULD EAT HIM!

PRETTY GOOD PRANK, HUH?

HAVE YOU LOST IT, MR. GUS?!

PIZZA STEVE IS OUR SUPER-COOL BUDDY!

HE'S ALWAYS MAKING US LAUGH WITH ALL HIS DINOSAUR JOKES!

US!?

I DON'T THINK SO.

HE BRINGS SO MUCH JOY TO OUR RECREATIONAL VEHICLE HOME!

IF THAT LITTLE PIZZA SLICE GETS EATEN,

I DON'T KNOW WHAT I'D DO!

[ CRYING ]

I GUESS MAYBE I TOOK THINGS TOO FAR.

YOU'RE DARN RIGHT YOU DID!

NOW COME ON, MR. GUS,

WE HAVE TO GET TO THAT CONTEST AND SAVE PIZZA STEVE!

[ BREATHING HEAVILY ]

UNH!

HANG ON, LITTLE BUDDY!

[ BREATHING HEAVILY ]

UNH! WE'RE COMING!

[ BREATHING HEAVILY ]

UNH!

DON'T WORRY!

UH, UNCLE GRANDPA,

MAYBE WE SHOULD TAKE THE LONG WAY.

GOOD IDEA, MR. GUS!

[ SPLOOSH! ]

GIANT REALISTIC FLYING TIGER, WE NEED A LIFT PRONTO!

[ BOTH SHOUT ]

[ ROARS ]

LET'S GO GET SOME PIZZA!

[ FARTING ]

I HOPE WE GET THERE BEFORE THE FEEDING FRENZY STARTS!

THE FEEDING FRENZY IS IN FULL EFFECT!

JUST LOOK AT THOSE MOUTHS GO!

IT IS MASTICATION MAYHEM!

[ MUNCHING ]

WE ARE TALKING PIG-OUT PANDEMONIUM!

[ SLURPS ]

FOLKS, YOU'D BETTER KEEP YOUR APPENDAGES AWAY FROM THE TABLE,

OR THEY'LL PROBABLY BE EATEN!

[ GULPS, BURPS ]

HUH? WHA?

OH, NO!

THIS IS UNBELIEVABLE, FOLKS!

IT LOOKS LIKE WE'RE ALL OUT OF PIZZAS!

[ ALL GASP ]

WE'VE GOT A THREE-WAY TIE AND NOT A SLICE IN SIGHT!

HEY, YO!

PIZZA STEVE'S IN THE HOUSE,

AND HE'S READY TO GET SERVED HIS PRIZE!

[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]

CAN YOU BELIEVE THIS, FOLKS?!

LOOKS LIKE WE HAVE ONE SLICE LEFT!

[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]

OKAY, PEOPLE, LET'S NOT GET TOO EXCITED.

THE PRANK MASTER IS HERE TO GET WHAT HE'S GOT COMING TO HIM.

OH!

THIS MATCH IS ALL TIED UP,

WHICH MEANS WE'RE GOING INTO THE SUDDEN DEATH ROUND!

FIRST ONE TO EAT THIS TASTY SLICE IS THE CHAMPION!

[ GRUNTS ]

THIS IS NO WAY TO TREAT YOUR GUEST OF HONOR!

AND WHY ARE ALL THESE HUNGRY GUYS DROOLING ALL OVER ME?

WELL, COME ON, AM I GONNA GET MY PRANK MASTER AWARD,

OR IS THIS NOT A PIZZA-EATING CONTEST?

WAIT, WHAT?!

All: PIZZA!

AAH!

HOPE WE'RE NOT TOO LATE!

PIZZA STEVE?!

HUH?!

AAH!

HEH, THAT'S THE LOOK I WAS GOING FOR.

NOW IS NOT THE TIME FOR CHUCKLES,

MR. GUS. THEY'RE GONNA TEAR OUR BUDDY APART!

I GOT TO GET HIM OUT OF HERE!

HOLD UP, UNCLE GRANDPA.

MY PRANKING GOT HIM INTO THIS.

IGOT TO GET HIM OUT.

HEY, YOU, TAKE MY FRIEND OUT OF YOUR MOUTH!

AAH!

All: HUH?!

WHAT'S THIS, PEOPLE -- A LATE ENTRY TO THE CONTEST?!

GIVE ME THAT TASTY SLICE!

[ LAUGHS ]

[ GRUNTS ]

[ SHOUTS ]

[ GRUNTING ]

PARDON ME, MILADY.

I NEED TO BORROW THIS.

[ GRUNTS ]

[ BREATHING HEAVILY ]

OH!

HEY, CHOMPY, SINCE YOU'RE STILL HUNGRY,

TAKE A BITE OUT OF THIS!

[ SHOUTS ]

AND THIS!

[ SHOUTS ]

OH!

INCREDIBLE, FOLKS!

BY SWALLOWING THE OTHER PIZZA EATERS,

HE'S TECHNICALLY EATEN THE MOST PIZZA!

LADIES AND TURTLES, WE HAVE A PIZZA-EATING CHAMPION!

[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]

UH, GUYS, CAN WE GET OUT OF HERE BEFORE THEY ASK FOR DESSERT?

PIZZA STEVE, I'M SORRY I GOT SO CARRIED AWAY WITH MY PRANKING.

I ALMOST GOT YOU EATEN,

AND THAT'S NOT THE WAY TO TREAT A FRIEND.

NO WORRIES, M.G. I HAD EVERYTHING UNDER CONTROL.

SO, WHAT DO YOU SAY WE CALL A TRUCE TO THIS PRANK WAR?

LET'S SQUASH THIS, BRO.

WHO CARES WHO THE MASTER PRANKSTER IS ANYWAY?

HOW ABOUT A HUG?

WELP, ALL'S WELL THAT ENDS WELL, RIGHT, GUYS?

[ SHOUTS ]

OOH!

MASTER PRANKSTER STRIKES AGAIN!

HIGH FIVE, UNCLE "G"!

HUH?!

UNCLE "G," RIGHT HERE!

[ ROARS ]

HIGH FIVE!

UNCLE "G," WAKE UP!

HIGH FIVE!

[ FARTING ]

[ SLOOPING ]

[ LAUGHS ]

THAT TICKLES!

[ BEEPING ]

MMM!

WHAT'S SMELLING SO GOOD, UNCLE GRANDPA?

COOKING A BURRITO.

WHAT'S GOING ON, UNCLE GRANDPA?

COOKING A BURRITO.

COOL, COOL.

WHAT'S COOKING, UNCLE "G"?

COOKING A BURRITO.

MMM!

SAVE SOME FOR ME.

[ ROARS ]

COOKING A BURRITO.

[ PLOP! ]

HAVE YOU SEEN MY WALLET?

COOKING A BURRITO.

[ WHIRRING ]

[ MOANS ]

COOKING A BURRITO.

[ GRUNTS ]

Uncle Grandpa #2: IS THAT A BURRITO YOU'RE COOKING?!

YEP!

[ MICROWAVE DINGS ]

[ SIZZLING ]

HEY!

IF THIS IS MY SHOE, THEN WHERE'S MY BURRITO?

[ TINK! ]

[ MUNCHING ]

GOOD MORN-- OH!

GOOD MORNING!

[ MID-TEMPO MUSIC PLAYING ]

THAT WAS QUITE DELICIOUS.