Original subtitles

[ UP-TEMPO MUSIC PLAYS ]

>> Uncle Grandpa: GOOD MORNING!

GOOD MORNING.

GOOD MORNING.

>> GRFT: [ ROARS ]

>> Uncle Grandpa: GOOD MORNING.

GOOD MORNING!

[ ROOSTER CROWS ]

>> Pizza Steve: MMM. MMM.

[ POP! ]

MMM. MMM. MMM.

>> Mr. Gus: ICE CREAM FOR

BREAKFAST?

>> Pizza Steve: YEAH.

YOU'VE GOT TO TRY IT SOMETIME.

WAKES YOU RIGHT UP!

>> Mr. Gus: IT'S CALLED

A SUGAR RUSH, MAN.

AND BE PREPARED FOR A BIGCRASH.

>> Pizza Steve: [ LAUGHS ]

YEAH, RIGHT!

[ GULP ]

ONCE AGAIN, YOU HAVE NO IDEA

WHAT YOU'RE TALKING ABOU--

[ SNORES ]

>> GRFT: [ ROARS ]

>> Mr. Gus: GOOD MORNING,

UNCLE GRANDPA.

>> Uncle Grandpa: BAD MORNING!

UGH!

>> GRFT: [ ROARS ]

[ CLATTER! ]

>> Pizza Steve: HUH?!

>> Mr. Gus: YOU -- YOU WANT ANY

BREAK--

>> Uncle Grandpa: NO!

BAD MORNING!

>> Mr. Gus: WHAT THE...?

>> GRFT: [ ROARS ]

>> Mr. Gus: I DON'T KNOW WHY

HE'S ACTING SO STRANGE.

HE'S ALWAYS HAPPY IN

THE MORNING AND EVEN MAKES US

PANCAKES FOR BREAKFAST.

>> Uncle Grandpa: UGH! UGH! UGH!

BAD MORNING!

>> Mr. Gus: HEY, UNCLE GRANDPA.

I COULDN'T HELP NOTICE YOU'RE

A LITTLEMOODY.

[ CHUCKLES ]

THAT'S OKAY.

'CAUSE I KNOW JUST THE THING

THAT'LL CHEER YOU UP --

HELPING KIDS.

TODAY YOU HAVE A 2:00 WITH

LITTLE JIMMY DOWN THE STREET.

ACTION FIGURE'S STUCK IN

HIS EAR.

[ TWINKLE! ]

>> Uncle Grandpa: I HATE KIDS!

>> Pizza Steve: YEAH, WHAT ARE

YOU THINKING, MR. GUS?

KIDS ARE LAME!

NEVER MIND HIM, UNCLE "G."

PIZZA STEVE KNOWS HOW TO CHEER

YOU UP!

LIKE BUSTING OUT SOME

SICK TRICKS ON MY NEW CUSTOM

DECK.

>> Uncle Grandpa: UGH!

I HATE ROLLER SKATING!

>> GRFT: [ ROARS ]

>> Uncle Grandpa: MO' MONEY,

MO' PROBLEMS.

>> Mr. Gus: [ SIGHS ]

IF WE'RE GONNA FIGURE OUT WHY

UNCLE GRANDPA'S HAVING A BAD

MORNING, WE GOT TO TRACE HIS

STEPS.

GOOD THING HE GOT A REWIND

FUNCTION.

[ SPROING! ]

[ TAPE REWINDING ]

>> Uncle Grandpa: GNINROM DAB!!

[ TRAF! ]

[ REWINDING STOPS ]

[ BOING! ]

>> GOOD MORNING! GOOD MORNING!

>> Uncle Grandpa: GOOD

MORNING!

GRRR!

[ THUNDER CRASHES ]

BAD MORNING!

>> Both: HUH?

>> GRFT: [ ROARS ]

>> Mr. Gus: THAT'S IT!

UNCLE GRANDPA WOKE UP ON

THE WRONG SIDE OF THE BED.

BUT WHY?

WAIT A SECOND.

SOMEONE MOVED UNCLE GRANDPA'S

BED FROM ITS ORIGINAL POSITION,

FORCING HIM TO WAKE UP ON

THE OPPOSITE SIDE.

BUT WHO COULD HAVE POSSIBLY

MOVED IT OVERNIGHT?

>> Pizza Steve: OH!

>> Mr. Gus: SPILL THE BEANS,

PIZZA STEVE!

>> Pizza Steve: WHOA!

HOW DARE YOU ACCUSE ME OF THIS.

WHOA! WAIT!

WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

AAH!

OH, I SWEAR, MAN, I DON'T KNOW!

NO, STOP.

HUAH!

WHOA!

OKAY, STOP.

I'LL TALK!

IT'S ALL VERY INNOCENT, REALLY.

SO...

THERE I WAS IN A HOT TUB WITH

TWO SWIMSUIT MODELS.

>> Mr. Gus: THE TRUTH!

>> Pizza Steve: OKAY!

I WAS IN THE KITCHEN LOOKING

FOR A LATE-NIGHT SNACK, AND

LIKE USUAL, THERE WAS NOTHING

TO EAT, AND SINCE I WAS

STARVING AND COULD POSSIBLY

DIE OF MALNUTRITION, I DECIDED

TO GO OUT AND GET SOME

NUTRITIOUS ICE CREAM.

BUT HOW COULD I GET TO

THE ICE-CREAM SHOP WITHOUT

THE RV?

I HAD TO GO WITH THE ONLY

OTHER OPTION AVAILABLE.

[ TWINKLE! ]

OHH, YEAH.

>> Uncle Grandpa: [ SNORING ]

>> Pizza Steve: EASY DOES IT,

PIZZA STEVE.

[ TIRES SCREECH ]

WHOA!

>> Uncle Grandpa: JUMP RIGHT IN,

MR. GUS.

THE WATER'S NICE.

[ TIRES SCREECHING ]

[ SHATTER! ]

[ SCREECHING RESUMES ]

>> Pizza Steve: WHOO!

I MADE SURE TO DRIVE REAL SAFE.

I WAS IN AND OUT OF

THE ICE-CREAM SHOP WITHOUT

CAUSING ANY TROUBLE.

I MADE IT BACK WITH PLENTY

OF TIME TO SPARE, AND I'M PRETTY

SURE I PARKED THE BED IN ITS

ORIGINAL SPOT.

MY GUESS IS UNCLE GRANDPA

MOVED HIS OWN BED.

YOU KNOW HOW HE LIKES TO

SLEEPWALK FOR FUN.

>> Mr. Gus: I'M GONNA PERSONALLY

MAKE SURE YOU NEVER DRIVE AGAIN.

RIGHT NOW WE JUST GOT TO FIND

OUT HOW TO GET UNCLE GRANDPA

BACK TO HIS NORMAL, HAPPY

SELF.

>> Pizza Steve: OOH!

GREAT IDEA, MR. GUS.

AND I WISH YOU THE BEST OF LUCK

WITH THAT.

>> Mr. Gus: DON'T YOU THINK

YOU'RE GETTING OUT OF THIS!

YOU'RE THE REASON

UNCLE GRANDPA'S HAVING A BAD

MORNING!

>> Pizza Steve: YEAH, YEAH,

YEAH, YEAH, YEAH, YEAH, YEAH.

WELL, YOU'RE THE REASON

UNCLE GRANDPA GOT AWAY.

[ TIRES SCREECH ]

>> Mr. Gus: HUH?!

>> Uncle Grandpa: BAD MORNING!

>> AAH!

>> WHO-O-A!

>> Mr. Gus: THIS IS BAD.

THIS IS VERY BAD!

[ TIRES SCREECH ]

>> Uncle Grandpa: BAD MORNING!

[ HORN HONKS ]

>> Mr. Gus: WE NEED TO GET

UNCLE GRANDPA TO FALL ASLEEP.

THEN IF WE CAN MAKE HIM WAKE UP

ON THE RIGHT SIDE OF THE BED,

HE'LL BE BACK TO HIS NORMAL

SELF AGAIN.

>> Pizza Steve: OHH.

THAT SOUNDS EASY.

WE'RE GONNA SING HIM A LULLABY

AT 160 MILES PER HOUR?

>> Mr. Gus: MAYBE IF I CAN GET

HIM TO CALM DOWN AND PULL OVER,

I'M SURE WE CAN FIGURE OUT

SOMETHING.

MEANWHILE, I NEED YOUTO TAKE

THE WHEEL.

>> Pizza Steve: OH HO HO!

CHECK OUT MR. FLIP-FLOPPER

OVER HERE.

JUST A MINUTE AGO, YOU WERE

TELLING ME HOW I'M NEVER GONNA

DRIVE AGAIN.

MAKE UP YOUR MIND, MR. GUS.

HUAH!

>> Mr. Gus: YOU'LL KNOW WHEN

MY MIND IS MADE UP.

JUST KEEP IT STEADY.

>> Pizza Steve: STEADY?

PIZZA STEVE'S MIDDLE NAME IS --

AAH!

OH, I CAN'T SEE!

I'M BLIND!

>> Mr. Gus: WHOA!

>> GRFT: [ ROARS ]

>> Pizza Steve: HA. SORRY.

FORGOT THE PRESCRIPTION.

>> Mr. Gus: UNCLE GRANDPA,

DO YOU MIND PULLING OVER?

>> Uncle Grandpa: BAD MORNING!

UGH! UGH!

[ TIRES SCREECH ]

>> Mr. Gus: AAH!

>> [ SIGHS ]

>> Mr. Gus: ANY SUGGESTIONS

HOW I CAN MAKE UNCLE GRANDPA

FALL ASLEEP WHILE DRIVING

UP THE SIDE OF A BUILDING?

>> Pizza Steve: TRY ROCKING HIM

TO SLEEP.

>> Mr. Gus: ♪ ROCK-A-BYE

GRANDPA ♪

♪ IN A RACECAR ♪

♪ DRIVING REAL FAST AND DRIVING

REAL FAR ♪

♪ THE BUILDING'S TOO HIGH,

AND GRANDPA WILL FALL ♪

♪ AND WHEN GRANDPA FALLS,

HE LANDS ON HIS -- ♪

UGHH!

[ Strained ] DIDN'T WORK!

>> Pizza Steve: TRY WARM

TIGER'S MILK!

>> GRFT: [ ROARS ]

>> Mr. Gus: HERE COMES

THE MILK TRUCK, UNCLE GRANDPA.

COME ON, UNCLE GRANDPA.

YOU KNOW YOU WANT TO DRINK IT.

>> Uncle Grandpa: BAD MORNING!

>> Mr. Gus: THE BABY STUFF

ISN'T WORKING!

>> Pizza Steve: WHAT ABOUT

COUNTING SHEEP?

THAT ALWAYS KNOCKS ME RIGHT

OUT.

>> GRFT: [ ROARS ]

[ SHEEP BLEATING ]

[ TIRES SCREECHING ]

[ WHOOSH! ]

>> Mr. Gus: HUAH! HUH!

[ SPLAT! ]

UGH!

WHO EXACTLY YOU TRYING TO KNOCK

OUT?

>> Pizza Steve: I THINK IT'S

WORKING!

>> AAH!

[ SHEEP BLEATING ]

>> Mr. Gus: UHH!

UGH!

ARE YOU TRYINGTO MAKE US

CRASH?!

WAIT A SECOND.

THAT'S IT!

TIGER, THROW PIZZA STEVE'S

ICE-CREAM SUNDAE.

>> Pizza Steve: WAIT. WHAT?!

NO!

NOT MY ICE-CREAM BREAKFAST!

>> Mr. Gus: THE SUGAR FROM ALL

THAT ICE CREAM'S THE ONLY THING

THAT'LL MAKE HIM PASS OUT, AND

UNLESS YOU WANT UNCLE GRANDPA

TO CONTINUE HAVING A BAD

MORNING, YOU ARE GONNA HAVE

TO SACRIFICE YOUR STUPID

ICE CREAM!

>> Pizza Steve: BUT WE HAVEN'T

EXPLORED ALL OUR OPTIONS...

LIKE, UH, READING HIM PAGES

FROM YOUR DIARY.

THIS PUTS ME TO SLEEP EVERY

NIGHT!

>> Mr. Gus: IF YOU DON'T GIVE

ME THAT ICE-CREAM SUNDAE,

I'M GONNA PUT YOUTO SLEEP!

>> GRFT: [ ROARS ]

>> Pizza Steve: I THOUGHT

THE SHEEP WERE WORKING JUST

FINE.

>> Mr. Gus: COME ON,

UNCLE GRANDPA.

YOU LOVEICE CREAM!

>> Pizza Steve: UHH, YOU BETTER

HURRY!

WE'RE RUNNING OUT OF SURFACE

AREA.

>> Mr. Gus: YOU LEAVE ME NO

CHOICE, UNCLE GRANDPA.

>> Uncle Grandpa: UHH!

[ GULP ]

HUH?

[ YAWNS ]

>> Mr. Gus: IT WORKED!

>> Uncle Grandpa: [ SNORING ]

>> Mr. Gus: UH-OH.

>> Uncle Grandpa: [ SNORING

CONTINUES ]

GOOD MORNING, GOOD MORNING,

GOOD MORNING.

>> Pizza Steve: WHOO-HOO!

LUCKY FOR UNCLE GRANDPA HE

LANDED IN A PILLOW FACTORY.

>> Mr. Gus: AND STEEL.

YOU KNOW, AND STEEL FACTORY.

>> GRFT: [ ROARS ]

>> Uncle Grandpa: [ PLINK ]

GOOD MORNING?

>> Both: YAY!

>> GRFT: [ ROARS ]

>> Uncle Grandpa: WHAT ARE YOU

GUYS ALL SO PSYCHED ABOUT?

>> Mr. Gus: WE'RE JUST GLAD

TO SEE YOU GET UP ON THE RIGHT

SIDE OF THE BED.

>> Uncle Grandpa: BUT I DON'T

SLEEP IN A BED, SILLY.

I SLEEP IN A RADICAL RACECAR.

>> Mr. Gus: [ LAUGHS ]

WELL, JUST TO MAKE SURE YOU

NEVER HAVE ANOTHER MISHAP,

WE TOOK SOME EXTRA PRECAUTIONS.

>> Uncle Grandpa: [ BLINK ]

AW, THANKS, GUYS.

YOU'RE THE BEST.

NOW, WHO WANTS ICE CREAM

FOR BREAKFAST?!

>> Pizza Steve: I DO!

>> Mr. Gus: BUT THIS TIME,

I'MDRIVING.

[ LAUGHTER ]

>> Pizza Steve: UNCLE GRANDPA?

UNCLE GRANDPA?

>> Uncle Grandpa: Shh!

[ CHUCKLING ]

>> Mr. Gus: UNCLE GRANDPA,

YOU'VE BEEN IN THERE FOR

A WEEK.

>> Uncle Grandpa: 'KAY!

I'LL BE OUT IN 2 MINUTES

AND 45 SECONDS!

>> Mr. Gus: [ SIGHS ]

>> Uncle Grandpa: ♪ EMAIL,

EMAIL, I LOVE YOU ♪

♪ EMAIL, EMAIL LOVES ME,

TOO ♪

AWW.

OH, MR. EMAIL, I LOVE YOU.

>> [ STATIC ]

>> Uncle Grandpa: OF COURSE I

LOVE ALL MY DUCKIES, BUT THERE'S

SOMETHING SPECIAL ABOUT YOU.

[ SPLASH! ]

OHH! MR. EMAIL!

[ SPLASH! ]

EMAIL!

DON'T WORRY, MY PLASTIC

FEATHERED FRIEND!

[ SPLASH! ]

UNCLE GRANDPA'S GONNA SAVE YOU!

[ WATER GURGLING ]

OH!

UHH!

[ GURGLING CONTINUES ]

HUH?

HEY, HAVE YOU SEEN MY PRECIOUS

EMAIL?

>> NOT TODAY.

>> Uncle Grandpa: OKAY, THANKS.

[ GASPS ]

PIZZA STEVE!

WHAT ARE YOUDOING DOWN HERE?!

>> Pizza Steve: THIS IS WHERE

I COME TO CRY.

>> Uncle Grandpa: WHAT?!

>> Pizza Steve: I SAID, UH,

THIS IS WHERE I COME TO BE

A COOL GUY.

>> Uncle Grandpa: OHH.

SAY, HAVE YOU SEEN EMAIL?

HE'S ABOUT YAY BIG?

>> Pizza Steve: UH, YEAH,

ACTUALLY.

SAW HIM GET TAKEN INTO THAT CAVE

OVER THERE.

[ BLINK, BLINK, BLINK, BLINK ]

>> Uncle Grandpa: OKAY.

WELL, THANKS, PIZZA STEVE.

[ WATER GURGLING ]

OOH.

SURE IS DARK IN HERE.

BETTER TURN ON THE OLD

HEADLIGHTS.

[ CLICK ]

EMAIL! WHAT'S THE MATTER?

OH, THAT'S THE MATTER.

WHO-O-A!

>> [ GRUMBLE! ]

GIVE ME BACK MY SON!

>> DAD?

I'M RIGHT HERE.

AND I DON'T LOOK ANYTHING

LIKE EMAIL.

>> OF COURSE YOU DON'T, BOY.

OF COURSE YOU DON'T.

[ WATER GURGLING ]

[ SPLASH! ]

>> Uncle Grandpa: WHOO-HOO!

WE MADE IT, EMAIL!

YOU LITTLE SCAMP!

>> [ STATIC ]

>> Uncle Grandpa: OH, YOU'RE

RIGHT.

WE DID COME UP IN THE WRONG

ROOM.

FIN!

[ DING! ]

DID YOU GET IT?

[ UP-TEMPO MUSIC PLAYS ]

>> THAT WAS QUITE DELICIOUS.