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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:01,003 --> 00:00:02,003 [ UP-TEMPO MUSIC PLAYS ] 2 00:00:02,002 --> 00:00:05,002 >> Uncle Grandpa: GOOD MORNING! 3 00:00:05,006 --> 00:00:08,006 GOOD MORNING. 4 00:00:08,009 --> 00:00:09,999 GOOD MORNING. 5 00:00:10,006 --> 00:00:12,016 >> GRFT: [ ROARS ] 6 00:00:12,021 --> 00:00:15,011 >> Uncle Grandpa: GOOD MORNING. 7 00:00:15,011 --> 00:00:17,011 GOOD MORNING! 8 00:00:30,000 --> 00:00:32,000 >> Uncle Grandpa: HUH HUH HUH! 9 00:00:32,003 --> 00:00:33,003 HUH HUH! WHOA! 10 00:00:33,006 --> 00:00:36,006 WHOA, GIRL! STOP, HONEY! 11 00:00:36,016 --> 00:00:37,996 HELLO, KIDS! 12 00:00:38,004 --> 00:00:40,024 >> HELLO, UNCLE GRANDPA! 13 00:00:40,020 --> 00:00:41,010 [ WHOOSH! POP! ] 14 00:00:41,016 --> 00:00:42,996 >> Uncle Grandpa: I HOPE YOU'RE 15 00:00:43,003 --> 00:00:44,013 ALL READY FOR A VERY SPECIAL 16 00:00:44,010 --> 00:00:44,020 EPISODE. 17 00:00:44,023 --> 00:00:46,023 >> WE'RE READY! 18 00:00:46,018 --> 00:00:47,998 >> Uncle Grandpa: TODAY ONE 19 00:00:48,004 --> 00:00:49,024 LUCKY VIEWER WILL GET TO DRAW 20 00:00:49,017 --> 00:00:50,017 OUR LATEST ADVENTURE. 21 00:00:50,020 --> 00:00:53,000 >> HOORAY! 22 00:00:53,005 --> 00:00:54,015 >> Uncle Grandpa: I'LL JUST PICK 23 00:00:54,021 --> 00:00:56,011 A NAME OUT OF MY GOOD FRIEND 24 00:00:56,009 --> 00:00:56,999 BELLY BAG HERE. 25 00:00:57,006 --> 00:00:59,006 AND THE WINNER IS... 26 00:00:59,009 --> 00:01:00,009 KEV! 27 00:01:00,009 --> 00:01:02,009 YOU OUT THERE, KEV? 28 00:01:02,013 --> 00:01:04,013 KEV? 29 00:01:04,012 --> 00:01:07,012 OH, KEV! 30 00:01:07,008 --> 00:01:08,018 HEY, KEV! 31 00:01:08,021 --> 00:01:09,021 [ BLINK! ] 32 00:01:09,023 --> 00:01:11,023 >> HEY, MY NAME IS KEV! 33 00:01:11,023 --> 00:01:13,013 YOU TALKING TO ME, OLD MAN? 34 00:01:13,015 --> 00:01:14,015 >> Uncle Grandpa: 35 00:01:14,018 --> 00:01:15,998 CONGRATULATIONS, KEV! 36 00:01:16,002 --> 00:01:17,012 YOU GET TO DRAW THE NEXT 37 00:01:17,014 --> 00:01:18,024 EXCITING EPISODE OF 38 00:01:18,020 --> 00:01:19,020 "UNCLE GRANDPA"! 39 00:01:19,022 --> 00:01:21,012 SO, ARE YOU EXCITED OR WHAT? 40 00:01:21,015 --> 00:01:23,005 >> WHO SAYS I WANT TO DRAW YOUR 41 00:01:23,009 --> 00:01:24,009 DUMB SHOW ANYWAYS? 42 00:01:24,014 --> 00:01:25,024 I THINK ART IS DUMB. 43 00:01:25,020 --> 00:01:27,010 >> Uncle Grandpa: ART ISN'T 44 00:01:27,010 --> 00:01:27,020 DUMB! 45 00:01:27,022 --> 00:01:29,012 YOU JUST NEED TO LEARN HOW TO 46 00:01:29,014 --> 00:01:30,014 APPRECIATE IT. 47 00:01:30,012 --> 00:01:32,002 AND THERE'S NO BETTER WAY TO 48 00:01:32,003 --> 00:01:33,013 APPRECIATE IT THAN BY 49 00:01:33,010 --> 00:01:34,000 CREATING IT. 50 00:01:34,006 --> 00:01:36,006 SO, PICK UP YOUR MAGIC PEN AND 51 00:01:36,012 --> 00:01:38,012 START DRAWING ON THE SCREEN. 52 00:01:38,014 --> 00:01:40,004 >> WHAT MAGIC PEN? 53 00:01:40,002 --> 00:01:41,002 [ KNOCK ON DOOR ] 54 00:01:41,002 --> 00:01:42,012 HUH? 55 00:01:42,014 --> 00:01:43,014 WHAT?! 56 00:01:43,010 --> 00:01:46,010 >> [ ROARS ] 57 00:01:46,008 --> 00:01:49,008 [ ROARS ] 58 00:01:49,014 --> 00:01:51,004 >> Uncle Grandpa: SO, JUST POP 59 00:01:51,004 --> 00:01:52,024 THAT PUPPY OPEN AND LET'S GET 60 00:01:52,017 --> 00:01:52,997 STARTED. 61 00:01:53,006 --> 00:01:54,006 >> Belly Bag: I DON'T KNOW IF 62 00:01:54,016 --> 00:01:55,996 THIS IS THE BEST KID TO DRAW OUR 63 00:01:56,004 --> 00:01:57,014 VIEWER SPECIAL, UNCLE GRANDPA. 64 00:01:57,014 --> 00:01:58,024 >> Uncle Grandpa: DON'T WORRY, 65 00:01:59,001 --> 00:01:59,011 BELLY BAG. 66 00:01:59,015 --> 00:02:00,015 I WAS A TEENAGER ONCE, TOO. 67 00:02:00,022 --> 00:02:02,022 I KNOW HOW TO GET THROUGH TO 68 00:02:02,017 --> 00:02:03,007 THIS KID. 69 00:02:03,010 --> 00:02:04,010 COME ON, KEV! 70 00:02:04,010 --> 00:02:05,020 DRAW ON THIS TELEVISION! 71 00:02:06,000 --> 00:02:06,020 >> OKAY, THEN. 72 00:02:06,020 --> 00:02:08,000 WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DRAW? 73 00:02:08,005 --> 00:02:09,015 >> Uncle Grandpa: FILL THE SPACE 74 00:02:09,020 --> 00:02:11,010 AROUND US WITH WHAT'S INSIDE 75 00:02:11,007 --> 00:02:11,017 YOUR HEAD! 76 00:02:11,023 --> 00:02:13,023 >> EH. 77 00:02:13,017 --> 00:02:15,007 >> Mr. Gus: I HOPE THE INSIDE OF 78 00:02:15,010 --> 00:02:16,020 HIS HEAD LOOKS BETTER THAN THE 79 00:02:17,000 --> 00:02:18,000 OUTSIDE OF HIS HEAD. 80 00:02:18,003 --> 00:02:19,023 >> Uncle Grandpa: WHAT AN EXOTIC 81 00:02:20,001 --> 00:02:20,011 LOCALE. 82 00:02:20,015 --> 00:02:22,005 >> HOLD ON. I AIN'T FINISHED. 83 00:02:22,009 --> 00:02:24,009 [ PEN SQUEAKING ] 84 00:02:24,008 --> 00:02:25,008 THERE. DONE. 85 00:02:25,007 --> 00:02:27,007 I CALL IT "TROPICAL APOCALYPSE." 86 00:02:27,008 --> 00:02:28,008 [ TIRES SCREECHING ] 87 00:02:28,013 --> 00:02:30,013 >> All: AAAH! 88 00:02:30,013 --> 00:02:32,013 >> Uncle Grandpa: GREAT START, 89 00:02:32,007 --> 00:02:32,017 KEV! 90 00:02:32,019 --> 00:02:33,019 VERY CREATIVE. 91 00:02:33,017 --> 00:02:35,007 NOW GIVE US SOMETHING TO DO. 92 00:02:35,009 --> 00:02:36,009 >> LIKE WHAT? 93 00:02:36,007 --> 00:02:37,017 >> Uncle Grandpa: WHATEVER YOU 94 00:02:38,001 --> 00:02:38,011 WANT. 95 00:02:38,013 --> 00:02:39,023 YOU'RE DRAWING IT! 96 00:02:39,017 --> 00:02:41,007 >> HMM. WHATEVER I WANT, HUH? 97 00:02:41,011 --> 00:02:42,011 [ CHUCKLES EVILLY ] 98 00:02:42,015 --> 00:02:43,995 >> Mr. Gus: THIS KID'S GOT A 99 00:02:44,003 --> 00:02:45,013 WEIRD ENERGY, UNCLE GRANDPA. 100 00:02:45,015 --> 00:02:46,015 >> THERE. 101 00:02:47,000 --> 00:02:48,010 >> Uncle Grandpa: WHOA! 102 00:02:48,016 --> 00:02:49,016 LOOK AT THAT! 103 00:02:49,017 --> 00:02:50,017 >> All: AAH! 104 00:02:50,023 --> 00:02:51,023 >> GRFT: [ GROWLS ] 105 00:02:51,020 --> 00:02:53,000 >> Uncle Grandpa: THAT'S ONE 106 00:02:53,002 --> 00:02:54,012 GIANT, REALISTIC FALLING KNIFE. 107 00:02:54,011 --> 00:02:56,001 [ POP! YOINK! POP! ] 108 00:02:56,003 --> 00:02:57,003 [ SHING! ] 109 00:02:57,004 --> 00:02:58,014 SHARP, TOO. 110 00:02:58,011 --> 00:03:00,021 >> All: AAAAAH! AAAAAH! 111 00:03:00,019 --> 00:03:01,019 THAT WAS A CLOSE ONE. 112 00:03:02,000 --> 00:03:03,010 >> Pizza Steve: I'LL SAY. 113 00:03:03,008 --> 00:03:04,018 >> Uncle Grandpa: MR. GUS, YOUR 114 00:03:05,000 --> 00:03:05,010 TAIL! 115 00:03:05,011 --> 00:03:06,011 >> Pizza Steve: [ GAGS ] 116 00:03:06,008 --> 00:03:07,008 >> Mr. Gus: DON'T WORRY. 117 00:03:07,016 --> 00:03:08,006 I'M A LIZARD. 118 00:03:08,013 --> 00:03:09,013 IT'LL GROW BACK. 119 00:03:09,013 --> 00:03:10,013 [ GRUNTING ] 120 00:03:10,009 --> 00:03:10,019 [ WHIP! ] 121 00:03:11,001 --> 00:03:11,021 >> Pizza Steve: UGH! 122 00:03:11,020 --> 00:03:12,010 >> Mr. Gus: SEE? 123 00:03:12,011 --> 00:03:14,011 >> Uncle Grandpa: CHECK IT OUT! 124 00:03:14,008 --> 00:03:15,008 KEV'S DRAWING AGAIN. 125 00:03:15,016 --> 00:03:17,006 UH-OH! THE KNIFE'S GOT A GUN! 126 00:03:17,011 --> 00:03:18,021 [ RAYS ZAPPING ] 127 00:03:19,001 --> 00:03:19,021 >> GRFT: [ ROARS ] 128 00:03:19,022 --> 00:03:21,012 [ ALL BREATHING HEAVILY ] 129 00:03:21,011 --> 00:03:23,011 >> Uncle Grandpa: THANKS, GIRL! 130 00:03:23,007 --> 00:03:24,007 >> [ LAUGHS ] 131 00:03:24,013 --> 00:03:26,023 MAN! DRAWING ISKIND OF FUN! 132 00:03:26,021 --> 00:03:27,021 >> Uncle Grandpa: OKAY! 133 00:03:28,001 --> 00:03:28,021 UH, GOOD JOB, KEV! 134 00:03:29,001 --> 00:03:30,001 JUST TAKE IT EASY ON US! 135 00:03:30,006 --> 00:03:30,996 [ RAY ZAPS ] 136 00:03:31,005 --> 00:03:32,995 WHY DON'T YOU GIVE US SOMETHING 137 00:03:33,004 --> 00:03:33,024 FUN TO DO? 138 00:03:34,000 --> 00:03:35,010 >> SOMETHING FUN? I KNOW! 139 00:03:35,013 --> 00:03:37,013 THERE'S NOTHING FUNNERER THAN 140 00:03:37,007 --> 00:03:38,017 ROCK 'N' ROLL! 141 00:03:38,022 --> 00:03:40,012 >> Uncle Grandpa: PERFECT! 142 00:03:40,012 --> 00:03:41,012 LET'S ROCK OUT! 143 00:03:41,012 --> 00:03:44,012 READY? 1, 3, 2! 144 00:03:44,012 --> 00:03:45,022 [ DISCORDANT ROCK MUSIC BLARES ] 145 00:03:45,022 --> 00:03:46,022 [ WHIRL! WHIRL! WHIRL! WHIRL! ] 146 00:03:46,023 --> 00:03:47,013 [ THWACK! BLINK! ] 147 00:03:47,014 --> 00:03:49,014 THAT SOUNDED AWESOME! 148 00:03:49,008 --> 00:03:51,008 ONE MORE TIME, WITH FEELING! 149 00:03:51,012 --> 00:03:52,022 [ DISCORDANT ROCK MUSIC BLARES ] 150 00:03:52,021 --> 00:03:53,021 >> GRFT: [ ROARS ] 151 00:03:53,018 --> 00:03:55,008 >> EW, GROSS! 152 00:03:55,010 --> 00:03:57,010 I HATE THAT SONG! 153 00:03:57,012 --> 00:03:58,002 >> GRFT: [ YOWLS ] 154 00:03:58,005 --> 00:03:58,995 >> Uncle Grandpa: UH-OH! 155 00:03:59,004 --> 00:04:00,014 KEV, UH, COULD YOU SKETCH A 156 00:04:00,015 --> 00:04:01,995 COUPLE OF ROADIES TO HELP US 157 00:04:02,003 --> 00:04:03,003 OUT? 158 00:04:03,004 --> 00:04:05,024 AAH! AAAH! 159 00:04:06,000 --> 00:04:06,020 >> [ GROWLS ] 160 00:04:06,023 --> 00:04:08,023 >> Pizza Steve: IT'S A DRAWING! 161 00:04:08,021 --> 00:04:09,021 IT CAN'T HURT YOU! 162 00:04:10,001 --> 00:04:10,021 [ CYMBALS CRASH ] 163 00:04:10,018 --> 00:04:11,018 [ Shakily ] SEE? 164 00:04:11,021 --> 00:04:13,001 [ WHIMPERING ] 165 00:04:13,002 --> 00:04:15,012 >> [ SNARLING ] 166 00:04:15,015 --> 00:04:16,015 >> Pizza Steve: THIS IS 167 00:04:16,019 --> 00:04:17,019 TERRIFYING, MAN! 168 00:04:17,017 --> 00:04:19,007 >> Uncle Grandpa: YAH-AH-AH-AH! 169 00:04:19,012 --> 00:04:21,002 >> WELL, WHAT DO YOU KNOW? 170 00:04:21,002 --> 00:04:22,012 I'M PRETTY GOOD AT THIS! 171 00:04:22,014 --> 00:04:24,004 >> Uncle Grandpa: OKAY, KEV! 172 00:04:24,006 --> 00:04:25,006 UH, THAT'S ENOUGH. 173 00:04:25,010 --> 00:04:27,000 THIS IS A COOL EPISODE, BUT, UH, 174 00:04:27,006 --> 00:04:28,016 I'M GETTING A LITTLE FREAKED 175 00:04:28,022 --> 00:04:29,012 OUT. 176 00:04:29,008 --> 00:04:30,018 >> WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? 177 00:04:30,022 --> 00:04:32,012 I'M JUST STARTING TO HAVE FUN! 178 00:04:32,010 --> 00:04:34,020 [ PEN SQUEAKS ] 179 00:04:35,000 --> 00:04:36,020 >> Pizza Steve: IS THAT LAVA? 180 00:04:36,018 --> 00:04:38,008 >> Mr. Gus: WORSE -- ALIEN 181 00:04:38,009 --> 00:04:38,019 SKULLS! 182 00:04:39,000 --> 00:04:40,010 >> WHOO-HOO! 183 00:04:40,014 --> 00:04:42,004 TOTAL CHAOS! 184 00:04:42,004 --> 00:04:43,004 >> [ SNARLING ] 185 00:04:43,002 --> 00:04:44,012 >> Pizza Steve: BACK OFF! 186 00:04:44,010 --> 00:04:45,010 I KNOW ITALIAN KARATE! 187 00:04:45,016 --> 00:04:46,006 OHH! 188 00:04:46,015 --> 00:04:46,995 [ GROANS ] 189 00:04:47,006 --> 00:04:48,006 >> Uncle Grandpa: COME HERE, 190 00:04:48,016 --> 00:04:48,996 YOU! 191 00:04:49,002 --> 00:04:51,012 CHEW ON THIS! 192 00:04:51,014 --> 00:04:52,014 YEESH! 193 00:04:52,007 --> 00:04:53,007 >> Belly Bag: HEY! 194 00:04:53,016 --> 00:04:55,006 LET'S SEE HOW YOU LIKE IT! 195 00:04:55,012 --> 00:04:56,012 NUM! NUM! 196 00:04:56,011 --> 00:04:57,011 [ ALL GRUNT ] 197 00:04:57,007 --> 00:04:58,017 >> Mr. Gus: KEV'S MAKING THIS 198 00:04:58,020 --> 00:05:00,000 VIEWER SPECIAL ESPECIALLY 199 00:05:00,005 --> 00:05:00,015 DIFFICULT. 200 00:05:00,021 --> 00:05:02,001 >> Pizza Steve: I'LL SAY. 201 00:05:02,006 --> 00:05:02,996 HUH? WHAT'S THAT? 202 00:05:03,006 --> 00:05:03,996 [ POP! ] 203 00:05:04,003 --> 00:05:05,023 OH, IT'S A CUTE DUCKY. 204 00:05:06,001 --> 00:05:07,021 >> [ QUACKING LOUDLY ] 205 00:05:07,022 --> 00:05:09,012 >> I CALL HIM "QUACKERS." 206 00:05:09,015 --> 00:05:10,015 QUACK! QUACK! QUACK! 207 00:05:10,023 --> 00:05:12,023 >> Uncle Grandpa: NOW, THAT'S 208 00:05:12,017 --> 00:05:13,007 JUST "FOWL"! 209 00:05:13,014 --> 00:05:14,024 [ WHACK! CHOMP! ] 210 00:05:15,000 --> 00:05:15,020 [ WHOOSH! ] 211 00:05:15,023 --> 00:05:16,023 OKAY, KEV! 212 00:05:16,019 --> 00:05:18,009 I THINK YOU LEARNED TO 213 00:05:18,008 --> 00:05:19,008 APPRECIATE ART! 214 00:05:19,012 --> 00:05:20,012 >> Belly Bag: YEAH! 215 00:05:20,013 --> 00:05:21,023 YOU NEED TO ERASE ALL THIS! 216 00:05:21,023 --> 00:05:23,013 >> Mr. Gus: AND STOP TORMENTING 217 00:05:23,012 --> 00:05:23,022 US! 218 00:05:23,020 --> 00:05:24,010 >> NO WAY, MAN! 219 00:05:24,016 --> 00:05:25,016 IF YOU DON'T LIKE WHAT I'M 220 00:05:25,023 --> 00:05:27,013 DRAWING, THEN MAYBE I SHOULD 221 00:05:27,007 --> 00:05:28,017 REDRAW YOU! 222 00:05:28,018 --> 00:05:31,018 [ PEN SQUEAKING ] 223 00:05:31,020 --> 00:05:34,000 [ LAUGHS MANIACALLY ] 224 00:05:34,005 --> 00:05:35,995 I'M THE WORLD'S GREATEST ARTIST! 225 00:05:36,003 --> 00:05:37,013 [ LAUGHS MANIACALLY ] 226 00:05:37,011 --> 00:05:38,021 >> Uncle Grandpa: OKAY, THAT'S 227 00:05:38,021 --> 00:05:39,001 IT! 228 00:05:39,005 --> 00:05:40,005 WE GOT TO GET THAT PEN OUT OF 229 00:05:40,015 --> 00:05:41,005 KEV'S HAND! 230 00:05:41,007 --> 00:05:42,007 >> Pizza Steve: BUT HOW? 231 00:05:42,012 --> 00:05:43,022 WE CAN'T GET OUT OF THE TV. 232 00:05:43,019 --> 00:05:45,009 >> Mr. Gus: MAYBE WE COULD IF WE 233 00:05:45,008 --> 00:05:46,008 HAD SOME SORT OF WEAPON OR 234 00:05:46,014 --> 00:05:47,004 SOMETHING. 235 00:05:47,005 --> 00:05:48,005 >> Uncle Grandpa: HMM. 236 00:05:48,016 --> 00:05:49,016 THAT'S IT! 237 00:05:49,021 --> 00:05:50,011 OH, KEV! 238 00:05:50,015 --> 00:05:52,005 WHATEVER YOU DO, DON'T GIVE ME A 239 00:05:52,016 --> 00:05:54,006 THIRD ARM THAT'S TOTALLY A 240 00:05:54,011 --> 00:05:55,011 CHAIN SAW! 241 00:05:55,007 --> 00:05:56,017 THAT WOULD BE THE WORST! 242 00:05:56,022 --> 00:05:57,012 [ TING! ] 243 00:05:57,009 --> 00:05:57,999 >> Pizza Steve: HUH? 244 00:05:58,004 --> 00:05:58,024 >> Mr. Gus: WHAT? 245 00:05:58,021 --> 00:05:59,021 >> Both: OH, YEAH. 246 00:06:00,000 --> 00:06:01,010 >> Mr. Gus: THE WORST. 247 00:06:01,008 --> 00:06:02,018 >> Pizza Steve: TERRIBLE. 248 00:06:02,020 --> 00:06:04,010 >> THIRD ARM THAT'S TOTALLY A 249 00:06:04,014 --> 00:06:05,014 CHAIN SAW, HUH? 250 00:06:05,014 --> 00:06:07,004 WELL, HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT?! 251 00:06:07,006 --> 00:06:08,006 >> Uncle Grandpa: THANKS. 252 00:06:08,011 --> 00:06:09,011 [ BUZZING ] 253 00:06:09,012 --> 00:06:10,002 >> HUH? 254 00:06:10,006 --> 00:06:11,006 [ BUZZING CONTINUES ] 255 00:06:11,009 --> 00:06:12,019 >> Uncle Grandpa: HE-E-E-RE'S 256 00:06:12,020 --> 00:06:13,010 GRANDPA! 257 00:06:13,010 --> 00:06:14,010 >> THE TV! 258 00:06:14,008 --> 00:06:16,008 MY STEPDAD'S GONNA KILL ME! 259 00:06:16,007 --> 00:06:16,997 [ WHOOSH! ] 260 00:06:17,003 --> 00:06:18,023 >> Uncle Grandpa: DON'T WORRY, 261 00:06:19,000 --> 00:06:19,010 KEV. 262 00:06:19,011 --> 00:06:20,001 [ POP! ] 263 00:06:20,004 --> 00:06:21,024 JUST HAND ME THE MAGIC PEN AND 264 00:06:22,001 --> 00:06:23,021 I'LL DRAW US BACK TO NORMAL AND 265 00:06:23,022 --> 00:06:25,022 I'LL DRAW YOU AN EVEN BETTER TV! 266 00:06:25,021 --> 00:06:26,021 >> FINE. 267 00:06:26,021 --> 00:06:27,021 [ CHOMP! CHOMP! CHOMP! ] 268 00:06:27,022 --> 00:06:28,022 >> Uncle Grandpa: KEV! 269 00:06:28,021 --> 00:06:29,011 >> WHOA! WHOA! 270 00:06:29,014 --> 00:06:32,024 >> [ GROWLS, HISSES ] 271 00:06:32,018 --> 00:06:34,018 >> [ QUACKS LOUDLY ] 272 00:06:34,018 --> 00:06:36,018 >> Uncle Grandpa: UH-OH! 273 00:06:36,023 --> 00:06:38,003 [ ALL SNARLING ] 274 00:06:38,003 --> 00:06:38,023 >> HELP! 275 00:06:38,021 --> 00:06:40,021 UNCLE GRANDPA, THE THINGS I DREW 276 00:06:40,021 --> 00:06:42,001 ARE ATTACKING ME! 277 00:06:42,003 --> 00:06:43,003 >> Pizza Steve: OHHH. 278 00:06:43,005 --> 00:06:44,005 SUDDENLY, THAT'S OURPROBLEM. 279 00:06:44,014 --> 00:06:45,024 >> Uncle Grandpa: PIZZA STEVE 280 00:06:46,001 --> 00:06:46,011 RAT. 281 00:06:46,009 --> 00:06:47,009 >> Pizza Steve: WHAT? 282 00:06:47,011 --> 00:06:48,021 >> Uncle Grandpa: KEV, DRAW SOME 283 00:06:49,001 --> 00:06:49,011 ERASERS! 284 00:06:49,013 --> 00:06:50,013 >> OKAY. 285 00:06:50,014 --> 00:06:51,014 [ PEN SQUEAKING ] 286 00:06:51,009 --> 00:06:52,009 [ WHOOSH! ] 287 00:06:52,010 --> 00:06:53,010 [ WHOOSH! ] 288 00:06:53,013 --> 00:06:55,013 [ WHOOSH! ] 289 00:06:55,012 --> 00:06:56,022 >> Uncle Grandpa: AAAAAH! 290 00:06:57,001 --> 00:06:58,011 >> [ GROWLS, HISSES ] 291 00:06:58,012 --> 00:07:01,002 >> Pizza Steve: ITALIAN KARATE! 292 00:07:01,003 --> 00:07:02,003 [ WHIRL! WHIRL! WHIRL! ] 293 00:07:02,005 --> 00:07:02,012 HYAH! 294 00:07:02,014 --> 00:07:03,014 >> [ LAUGHING EVILLY ] 295 00:07:03,014 --> 00:07:04,014 >> Mr. Gus: YEAH, YEAH. 296 00:07:04,014 --> 00:07:05,004 LAUGH IT UP. 297 00:07:05,004 --> 00:07:06,014 [ WHIRL! WHIRL! WHIRL! WHIRL! ] 298 00:07:06,012 --> 00:07:07,022 [ BLOWS ] 299 00:07:07,020 --> 00:07:08,020 >> AAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! 300 00:07:08,020 --> 00:07:09,020 [ ERASER SQUEAKING ] 301 00:07:09,020 --> 00:07:10,020 >> GRFT: [ ROARS ] 302 00:07:10,018 --> 00:07:11,008 >> ALL RIGHT! 303 00:07:11,014 --> 00:07:13,004 >> Uncle Grandpa: KEV, BEHIND 304 00:07:13,004 --> 00:07:13,014 YOU! 305 00:07:13,014 --> 00:07:15,004 >> HUH? 306 00:07:15,006 --> 00:07:16,006 >> [ QUACKS LOUDLY ] 307 00:07:16,014 --> 00:07:17,014 >> AAAAH! 308 00:07:17,008 --> 00:07:17,018 WHA? 309 00:07:17,018 --> 00:07:19,008 >> Uncle Grandpa: THE PEN IS 310 00:07:19,008 --> 00:07:20,008 MIGHTIER THAN THE DUCK. 311 00:07:20,016 --> 00:07:22,016 >> [ QUACKING LOUDLY ] 312 00:07:23,000 --> 00:07:24,000 [ QUACKING ] 313 00:07:24,006 --> 00:07:25,006 >> Uncle Grandpa: TIME TO REDRAW 314 00:07:25,011 --> 00:07:26,021 US ON MODEL. 315 00:07:27,000 --> 00:07:28,010 [ PEN SQUEAKS ] 316 00:07:28,010 --> 00:07:29,000 [ TING! ] 317 00:07:29,006 --> 00:07:29,996 [ PEN SQUEAKS ] 318 00:07:30,002 --> 00:07:31,012 [ TING! ] 319 00:07:31,009 --> 00:07:32,999 >> Pizza Steve: HEY, WHERE ARE 320 00:07:33,006 --> 00:07:33,996 MY MUSCLES? 321 00:07:34,002 --> 00:07:34,022 [ PEN SQUEAKS ] 322 00:07:34,023 --> 00:07:35,013 [ TING! ] 323 00:07:35,012 --> 00:07:36,012 >> Mr. Gus: MUCH BETTER. 324 00:07:36,016 --> 00:07:37,006 >> GRFT: [ GROWLS ] 325 00:07:37,008 --> 00:07:37,998 [ WHIP! WHIP! WHIP! WHIP! ] 326 00:07:38,006 --> 00:07:38,996 >> Uncle Grandpa: HERE YOU GO, 327 00:07:39,004 --> 00:07:39,014 HONEY. 328 00:07:39,013 --> 00:07:42,013 >> GRFT: [ MEOWS ] 329 00:07:42,013 --> 00:07:43,003 >> WHOA! 330 00:07:43,003 --> 00:07:44,023 SORRY I KIND OF LOST CONTROL, 331 00:07:44,018 --> 00:07:45,008 UNCLE GRANDPA. 332 00:07:45,015 --> 00:07:46,995 I DIDN'T REALIZE HOW COOL ART 333 00:07:47,004 --> 00:07:47,024 CAN BE! 334 00:07:47,018 --> 00:07:49,008 >> Uncle Grandpa: THAT'S WHAT I 335 00:07:49,010 --> 00:07:50,000 LIKE TO HEAR! 336 00:07:50,006 --> 00:07:51,016 WITH THAT ATTITUDE, YOU COULD BE 337 00:07:51,023 --> 00:07:53,013 THE NEXT LEONARDO da VINCIO! 338 00:07:53,012 --> 00:07:54,012 >> GOOD MORNING! 339 00:07:54,011 --> 00:07:55,021 >> THANKS, UNCLE GRANDPA! 340 00:07:55,022 --> 00:07:57,012 MAYBE I'LL EVEN SIGN UP FOR ONE 341 00:07:57,014 --> 00:07:59,004 OF THOSE FANCY ART SCHOOLS OR 342 00:07:59,004 --> 00:07:59,024 SOMETHING! 343 00:07:59,021 --> 00:08:01,011 >> Uncle Grandpa: GET READY FOR 344 00:08:01,014 --> 00:08:03,004 A LIFETIME OF STUDENT LOANS. 345 00:08:03,003 --> 00:08:04,023 NOW, IF YOU'LL EXCUSE US, WE GOT 346 00:08:04,020 --> 00:08:06,010 TO GET BACK TO SOME NORMALCY 347 00:08:06,010 --> 00:08:07,000 AROUND HERE. 348 00:08:07,005 --> 00:08:08,005 [ PEN SQUEAKS ] 349 00:08:08,007 --> 00:08:10,007 GOOD MORNING! 350 00:08:10,007 --> 00:08:11,997 >> WELL, I GUESS I BETTER GET 351 00:08:12,002 --> 00:08:13,002 BACK TO DRAWING. 352 00:08:13,003 --> 00:08:14,013 >> [ QUACKING ] 353 00:08:14,011 --> 00:08:15,011 [ BOOM! ] 354 00:08:15,013 --> 00:08:17,023 [ WATER SPLASHING ] 355 00:08:17,017 --> 00:08:19,017 [ AIR HORN BLOWS ] 356 00:08:19,019 --> 00:08:21,009 >> PREVIOUSLY ON "XARNA -- 357 00:08:21,013 --> 00:08:22,023 SHE-WARRIOR OF THE 358 00:08:22,019 --> 00:08:23,019 APOCALYPSE"... 359 00:08:23,020 --> 00:08:25,020 >> THERE'S NO GAS HERE FOR YOU. 360 00:08:25,019 --> 00:08:27,019 THERE'S NO GAS HERE FOR ANYONE. 361 00:08:27,018 --> 00:08:29,998 >> SO, WHERE CAN I GET SOME GAS? 362 00:08:30,004 --> 00:08:33,014 [ HORN HONKS ] 363 00:08:33,007 --> 00:08:35,017 [ ENGINE REVS ] 364 00:08:39,004 --> 00:08:41,024 [ ENGINE REVS ] 365 00:08:42,000 --> 00:08:44,020 [ ENGINE REVS ] 366 00:08:44,022 --> 00:08:47,002 [ BEEP ] 367 00:08:54,009 --> 00:08:56,009 [ WHOOSH! ] 368 00:09:00,022 --> 00:09:02,012 [ SNIFFS ] 369 00:09:02,011 --> 00:09:04,011 THAT'S THE STUFF. 370 00:09:04,007 --> 00:09:06,017 >> HEY! THAT'S NOT YOUR GAS! 371 00:09:06,023 --> 00:09:08,023 >> WHO'S DRIVING THE TRUCK? 372 00:09:08,023 --> 00:09:10,013 >> HEH HEH. DON'T WORRY. 373 00:09:10,008 --> 00:09:13,008 I TOOK CARE OF IT. 374 00:09:13,011 --> 00:09:15,001 NOW GET YOUR BIKE AND TAKE A 375 00:09:15,005 --> 00:09:15,015 HIKE. 376 00:09:15,019 --> 00:09:16,999 HEH. I MADE A RHYME. 377 00:09:17,003 --> 00:09:19,013 >> YOU MADE A MISTAKE. 378 00:09:19,014 --> 00:09:20,024 AAH! 379 00:09:20,019 --> 00:09:22,009 >> OUCH! THAT REALLY HURT! 380 00:09:22,016 --> 00:09:24,016 OUCH, OUCH, OUCH! 381 00:09:24,021 --> 00:09:26,011 UGH! 382 00:09:26,014 --> 00:09:27,024 HEH HEH HEH! 383 00:09:27,017 --> 00:09:29,017 >> I HAD NO IDEA YOU'D BE SO 384 00:09:29,021 --> 00:09:31,001 HEAVILY ARMED. 385 00:09:31,003 --> 00:09:33,003 >> HA. YOU MADE A FUNNY. 386 00:09:33,002 --> 00:09:35,022 NOW I PUNCH YOUR FACE. 387 00:09:35,021 --> 00:09:37,011 >> HAH. HAH. 388 00:09:37,007 --> 00:09:38,007 >> AAAH! UGH! 389 00:09:38,011 --> 00:09:40,011 >> HA-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-H. 390 00:09:40,016 --> 00:09:41,016 YAH! 391 00:09:41,019 --> 00:09:43,009 HYAH! 392 00:09:43,015 --> 00:09:44,015 >> OHH! 393 00:09:45,000 --> 00:09:47,020 >> UGH! 394 00:09:48,000 --> 00:09:50,000 >> [ LAUGHS ] 395 00:09:50,002 --> 00:09:51,012 >> YOU'RE NOT THE ONLY ONE WITH 396 00:09:51,015 --> 00:09:53,005 A LEG UP. 397 00:09:53,012 --> 00:09:55,022 [ GUNFIRE ] 398 00:09:56,001 --> 00:09:58,021 >> HUH? 399 00:09:58,020 --> 00:10:00,010 [ LAUGHS ] 400 00:10:00,012 --> 00:10:03,002 >> THAT'S ONE WAY TO GET AHEAD. 401 00:10:03,002 --> 00:10:04,002 >> DUMB LADY. 402 00:10:04,004 --> 00:10:05,014 DON'T YOU GET IT? 403 00:10:05,012 --> 00:10:07,012 THE MORE YOU HIT ME, THE BIGGER 404 00:10:07,016 --> 00:10:08,006 I GET. 405 00:10:08,008 --> 00:10:09,998 WHOA! 406 00:10:10,005 --> 00:10:11,005 OOPS! 407 00:10:11,007 --> 00:10:13,017 >> SO, YOU WANT TO GET BIGGER, 408 00:10:13,023 --> 00:10:14,023 DO YA? 409 00:10:14,019 --> 00:10:16,019 >> BRING IT! 410 00:10:16,021 --> 00:10:18,011 >> UGH! UGH! UGH! UGH! UGH! UGH! 411 00:10:18,015 --> 00:10:19,005 [ BUBBLE! BUBBLE! ] 412 00:10:19,015 --> 00:10:20,005 HUH-UGH! 413 00:10:20,009 --> 00:10:20,999 [ BUBBLE! ] 414 00:10:21,003 --> 00:10:22,023 AAH! HUH-UGH! 415 00:10:22,021 --> 00:10:23,021 [ BUBBLE! ] 416 00:10:23,017 --> 00:10:24,007 HUH-UGH! 417 00:10:24,015 --> 00:10:25,005 [ BUBBLE! BUBBLE! ] 418 00:10:25,009 --> 00:10:25,019 HUH-UGH! 419 00:10:26,000 --> 00:10:28,020 WHA-WHA-AAH-UGH-AAH-AAH! 420 00:10:28,017 --> 00:10:30,007 >> [ LAUGHS EVILLY ] 421 00:10:30,012 --> 00:10:32,012 NOW I'M EVEN BIGGER! 422 00:10:32,007 --> 00:10:34,007 >> SIZE DOESN'T MATTER. 423 00:10:34,008 --> 00:10:36,998 >> AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! 424 00:10:37,004 --> 00:10:39,024 AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! 425 00:10:39,019 --> 00:10:40,019 >> GUESS I COULD HAVE TRIED 426 00:10:40,023 --> 00:10:45,013 ASKING NICELY. 427 00:10:45,013 --> 00:10:49,013 UH-OH. 428 00:10:49,009 --> 00:10:50,009 [ CRUNCH! ] 429 00:10:50,014 --> 00:10:54,014 [ TIRES SCREECH ] 430 00:10:54,010 --> 00:10:55,020 PHEW. 431 00:10:55,019 --> 00:10:56,999 >> AAAAAH! 432 00:10:57,004 --> 00:10:59,024 MMM! MMM! 433 00:10:59,020 --> 00:11:01,020 AAAAH! HA HA! 434 00:11:01,023 --> 00:11:04,003 MY BRIDE! 435 00:11:04,002 --> 00:11:05,002 >> EW. 436 00:11:05,003 --> 00:11:07,013 YOU'RE NOT EXACTLY MY TYPE. 437 00:11:10,023 --> 00:11:14,013 [ WHIRRING ] 25680

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