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[ UP-TEMPO MUSIC PLAYS ]
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>> Uncle Grandpa: GOOD MORNING!
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GOOD MORNING.
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GOOD MORNING.
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>> GRFT: [ ROARS ]
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>> Uncle Grandpa: GOOD MORNING.
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GOOD MORNING!
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>> EASY DOES IT NOW.
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THERE! ALL DONE!
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OH, WAIT A SECOND.
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AW, MAN!
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I MADE MY BED WRONG
AGAIN!
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I CAN NEVER DO IT RIGHT!
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OOH! OWWW!
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[ GASPING ]
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[ GRUNTS ]
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OHH.
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I CAN'T DO
ANYTHINGCORRECTLY!
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MAN, I'M TERRIBLE AT LIFE.
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[ GLASS SHATTERS ]
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WHA? WHA?
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>> Uncle Grandpa: HUH.
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GOTTA REMEMBER TO FIX THAT
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E-BRAKE.
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HUH? HEY, WAIT A SECOND.
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THIS ISN'T THE SUBBY SANDWICH
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SHOP.
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AND YOU'RE NOT THE SANDWICH
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CREATOR WHO MAKES MY TUNA-FISH
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SANDWICH.
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>> NO. I'M AUSTIN.
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AND YOU JUST BUSTED INTO MY
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ROOM, UNCLE GRANDPA!
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>> Uncle Grandpa: YOU'RE
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WELCOME.
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SO, AUSTIN, HOW CAN
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UNCLE GRANDPA HELP
YOUTODAY?
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>> WELL, I'M NOT VERY GOOD AT
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ANYTHING, AND I AIN'T NEVER
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DONE NOTHING RIGHT.
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>> Uncle Grandpa: I BELIEVE YOU
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MEAN, "I'VE NEVER DONE
ANYTHING
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RIGHT."
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WATCH THOSE DOUBLE NEGATIVES!
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>> YOU SEE WHAT I MEAN?
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I WISH I WAS GOOD AT STUFF!
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I WISH I WAS PERFECT!
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>> Uncle Grandpa: THEN THERE'S
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ONLY ONE THING TO DO!
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>> YOU MEAN I HAVE TO BUCKLE
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DOWN AND COMMIT TO BEING A
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BETTER PERSON?
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>> Uncle Grandpa: WHAT?! PFFT!
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NO!
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I'M GONNA TURN YOU INTO THE MOST
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PERFECT THING EVER.
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A ROBOT.
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>> UH, UNCLE GRANDPA, WHY ARE
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YOU LOOKING OVER THERE?
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[ REEL CLICKING ]
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>> Uncle Grandpa: LET'S GET
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PERFECT!
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DON'T WORRY, AUSTIN.
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THIS WON'T HURT A BIT.
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[ SPLAT! ]
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[ TOK! TOK! ]
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[ SQUISH! ]
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[ HAMMERING ]
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[ SPLAT! SPLAT! SPLAT! SPLAT! ]
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[ GURGLING ]
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[ CREAK! CREAK! ]
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[ CRITTER SCREECHES ]
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[ CRACK! ]
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THERE WE GO!
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SO, AUSTIN, WHAT DO YA THINK?
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>> [ Robotically ] I AM
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AUSTIN 2.0, THE MOST PERFECT
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ROBOT.
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MISSION TO DESTROY ALL
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IMPERFECTIONS AND MAINTAIN
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MAXIMUM PERFECTION LEVELS
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FOREVER.
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>> Uncle Grandpa: WELL, MY WORK
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HERE IS DONE.
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LOOKS LIKE IT'S
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TUNA SANDWICH O'CLOCK FOR ME.
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>> SCANNING FOR IMPERFECTIONS.
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[ BEEPING ]
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SCAN COMPLETE.
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YOU ARE MOST IMPERFECT!
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>> Uncle Grandpa: HEY, I RESENT
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THAT!
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>> MUST DESTROY!
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>> Uncle Grandpa: [ GASPS ]
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WHOA, WATCH IT!
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YOU ALMOST HIT ME!
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>> Belly Bag: UM, UNCLE GRANDPA,
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SOMETHING TELLS ME HE
ISTRYING
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TO HIT YOU!
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AAAAH!
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>> MAIN PRIORITY --
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IMPERFECTION.
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MUST BE RECTIFIED.
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MAXIMUM ARTILLERY TRAINED ON
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TARGET.
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>> Uncle Grandpa: OH, BOY, SO
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MANY BIG WORDS!
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OH! OH! OH! OH!
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ME NO LIKEY!
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ALL I WANTED WAS A TUNA-FISH
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SANDWICH!
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[ PANTS, SHOUTS ]
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>> IMPERFECT HIDING PLACE.
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>> Uncle Grandpa: [ WHIMPERS ]
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THAT WAS A CLOSE CALL.
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LUCKY NO ONE GOT HURT.
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[ PEOPLE SCREAMING ]
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>> Belly Bag: UNCLE GRANDPA,
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AHEM?
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>> Uncle Grandpa: HUH?
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[ GASPS ]
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[ WHIMPERING ]
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KEEP AWAY!
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[ GRUNTING ]
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>> UNCLE GRANDPA!
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I REALLY NEED HELP WITH MY
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SCIENCE-FAIR PROJECT.
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YOU THINK YOU CAN GIVE ME A
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HAND?
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>> Uncle Grandpa: HI, HENRY.
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ACTUALLY, I'M KINDA BUSY AT THE
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MOMENT.
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CAN YOU TAKE A RAIN CHECK?
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>> WHATEVER.
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>> Uncle Grandpa: [ GRUNTS ]
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SEE? THIS IS WHY I HATE TREES.
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[ GASPS ] AAH!
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[ WHIMPERING ]
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ALL I WANTED WAS A TUNA
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SANDWICH!
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>> Belly Bag: WE'VE GOT COMPANY!
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>> Uncle Grandpa: YEAH, I KNOW.
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I BROUGHT HER WITH US 'CAUSE SHE
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SO LOOKED BORED IN THE BARN.
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[ COW MOOS ]
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>> Belly Bag: I'M TALKING ABOUT
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THE ROBOT HUNTING YOU DOWN!
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>> Uncle Grandpa: WE'RE GOING
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DOWN!
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>> I REALLY SHOULD GET THAT
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FIXED.
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>> Uncle Grandpa: OOH!
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[ WHIMPERS ]
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[ GASPS ]
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[ WHIMPERING ]
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>> I SHOULD GET THAT FIXED, TOO.
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>> Uncle Grandpa: AH!
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PFFFFFFT!
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[ PANTING ]
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[ POP! ]
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[ AUDIENCE LAUGHING ]
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HUH?
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>> AM I RIGHT, FOLKS?
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AND I REALLY HATE IT WHEN I SIT
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DOWN ON MY COUCH, GET ALL COMFY,
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AND THEN REALIZE THE TV REMOTE
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CONTROL IS ALL THE WAY ACROSS
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THE ROOM.
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I MEAN, SOMEONE SHOULD INVENT A
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SEPARATE REMOTE CONTROL THAT
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FETCHES YOUR REMOTE CONTROL.
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[ CHUCKLES ]
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AM I RIGHT?
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>> Uncle Grandpa: [ LAUGHS ]
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>> WHAT THE --
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[ AUDIENCE GASPS ]
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>> Uncle Grandpa: THAT'S WHAT MY
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FRIEND MR. GUS SAYS ALL THE
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TIME!
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HE'S A DINOSAUR.
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>> UNCLE GRANDPA, IS THAT YOU?
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>> Uncle Grandpa: HI,
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SHAQUILLE O'NEAL.
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HOW'S THE COMEDY THING GOING?
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>> EVERYBODY, IT'S
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UNCLE GRANDPA!
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HE HELPED ME REALIZE MY LIFELONG
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DREAM OF BEING A STAND-UP
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COMEDIAN.
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NOW I'M NOT JUST AN INCREDIBLY
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HANDSOME AND SUCCESSFUL
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BASKETBALL PLAYER, BUT AN
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INCREDIBLY HANDSOME AND
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SUCCESSFUL COMEDIAN.
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AND I OWE IT ALL TO HIM.
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SO, WHAT'S CRACKA-LACKIN',
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UNCLE GRANDPA?
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>> Uncle Grandpa: OH, YOU KNOW.
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A LITTLE OF THIS, A LITTLE OF
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THAT.
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[ RUMBLING ]
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UH...
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[ AUDIENCE GASPS ]
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>> YOU ALL RIGHT, UNCLE GRANDPA?
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>> Uncle Grandpa: WELL, ASIDE
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FROM TURNING A CHILD INTO A
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GIANT ROBOT THAT'S TRYING TO
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DESTROY ME FOR NOT BEING
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PERFECT, ALL BECAUSE I WANTED A
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TUNA SANDWICH, YEAH, I'M ALL
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RIGHT.
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>> IMPERFECT!
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>> Uncle Grandpa: [ GASPING ]
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>> LOOKS LIKE YOU COULD USE AN
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ASSIST.
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>> Uncle Grandpa: MAYBE A
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LITTLE.
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>> YOU HEARD HIM, EVERYONE.
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LET'S HELP UNCLE GRANDPA GIVE
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THIS ROBOT A CRAZY SHAQ ATTACK!
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>> All: YEAH!
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[ CHATTER ]
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>> COME ON, UNCLE GRANDPA!
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LET'S KICK SOME ROBOT BUTT!
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OR RO-BUTT! OR ROBO BUTT!
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OR WHATEVER YOU THINK IS THE
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FUNNIEST!
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>> Uncle Grandpa: THEY'RE ALL
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FUNNY!
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WHEE!
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WHOA! TOUGH CROWD!
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>> PREPARE TO BE PERFECTLY
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DESTROYED.
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>> LET'S SHOW HIM WHAT WE'RE
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MADE OF.
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>> Uncle Grandpa: YEAH!
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A BUNCH OF AUDIENCE MEMBERS!
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>> READY! FIGHT!
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>> Uncle Grandpa: [ GRUNTING ]
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>> PERFECT COMBO!
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>> I THINK I SWALLOWED SOME
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CHAMPIONSHIP RINGS.
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[ COUGHS ]
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>> Uncle Grandpa: I THINK I
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SWALLOWED MY SPINE.
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>> TARGET HINDERED.
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REMAINS MOST IMPERFECT.
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>> Uncle Grandpa: STILL FIXATED
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ON THE WHOLE "PERFECT" THING,
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HUH?
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[ GRUNTS ]
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>> MUST DESTROY.
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>> Uncle Grandpa: OKAY, OKAY.
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YOU WIN. I'M MOST IMPERFECT.
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JEEZ.
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BUT BEFORE YOU DESTROY ME, WILL
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YOU GRANT ME ONE FINAL REQUEST?
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I SURE COULD USE A DELICIOUS
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TUNA SANDWICH.
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>> I CAN EQUIP YOU WITH A
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PERFECT TUNA SANDWICH.
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>> Uncle Grandpa: AAH!
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[ WHIRRING ]
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[ SPLAT! ]
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[ POP! POP! ]
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[ PLOP! ]
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[ DING! ]
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>> I PRESENT YOU WITH A PERFECT
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TUNA SANDWICH.
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>> Uncle Grandpa: HMM.
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COMPOSITION IS DECENT.
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CONSISTENCY'S A BIT
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QUESTIONABLE.
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WEIGHT IS RATHER SUSPECT.
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[ CHEWING ]
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[ GULP! ]
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EH. I'VE HAD BETTER.
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>> IMPOSSIBLE!
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YOU ARE INCORRECT IN YOUR
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EVALUATION.
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IT WAS BY ALL LOGICAL ACCOUNTS A
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PERFECT TUNA SANDWICH.
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>> Uncle Grandpa: SORRY TO BURST
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YOUR BUBBLE, BUT IN ALL HONESTY,
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THE SANDWICH JUST WASN'T THAT
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GOOD.
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IT WASN'T PERFECT.
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>> INCORRECT!
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IT IS PERF-- DOES NOT COMPUTE!
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ROBOT IS IMPERFECT!
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ROBOT IS IMPERFECT!
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>> Uncle Grandpa: IT WAS JUST
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CONSTRUCTIVE CRITICISM.
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[ BOOM! ]
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>> OHHH! MY HEAD!
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>> Uncle Grandpa: WHOA, AUSTIN,
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WHERE DID YOU COME FROM?!
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>> Belly Bag: UNCLE GRANDPA, HE
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WAS THE ROBOT, REMEMBER?
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>> Uncle Grandpa: OH. RIGHT.
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DUH!
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>> W-W-WHAT HAPPENED TO ME?
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>> Uncle Grandpa: LET'S JUST
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PRETEND AT THIS MOMENT I SAY
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SOMETHING REALLY PROFOUND AND
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IMPORTANT THAT JUSTIFIES
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EVERYTHING THAT HAPPENED.
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>> UH, I GUESS WHAT YOU MEAN IS
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THAT TRYING TO BE THE PERFECT
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KID IS PRETTY MUCH IMPOSSIBLE
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AND THAT OUR IMPERFECTIONS ARE
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WHAT MAKE US WHO WE ARE!
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AND, IN A WAY, JUST TO BE
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YOURSELF IS THE PERFECT
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SOLUTION!
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RIGHT, UNCLE GRANDPA?
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UNCLE GRANDPA? HUH?
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[ MICROPHONE FEEDBACK ]
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>> Uncle Grandpa: IS THIS THING
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ON?
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HEY, YOU EVER NOTICE WHEN YOU'RE
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FLYING A PLANE AND YOU CRASH
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INTO THE BACK OF A SEMI-TRUCK
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THAT YOU SOMETIMES END UP
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FIGHTING A GIANT ROBOT WITH
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SHAQUILLE O'NEAL AT A COMEDY
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CLUB?
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[ AUDIENCE LAUGHS ]
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UNCLE GRANDPA PROBLEMS.
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AM I RIGHT?
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>> HEY, HE STOLE MY JOKE!
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>> Uncle Grandpa: [ LAUGHS ]
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[ RAP MUSIC PLAYING ]
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THAT'S A PRETTY COOL BEAT,
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TIGER.
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[ Rapping ] ♪ YO, IT'S
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UNCLE GRANDPA ♪
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>> Pizza Steve: ♪ AND PIZZA
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STEVE ♪
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>> Mr. Gus: ♪ MR. GUS ♪
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>> Belly Bag: ♪ BELLY BAG, YO,
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YOU BEST BELIEVE ♪
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>> Uncle Grandpa: ♪ WE COME TO
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BRING THE HEAT WHILE WE POP
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LOCK ♪
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♪ HOTTER THAN YOUR FAVORITE
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HOT SAUCE ♪
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>> Pizza Steve: ♪ YO, IT'S
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PIZZA STEVE, A.K.A., P.S. ♪
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♪ WHEN I'M ON THE MIKE ♪
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♪ I BE FRESH ♪
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♪ STRAIGHT FROM THE OVEN ♪
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♪ HATE IT OR LOVE IT ♪
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♪ MY CHEESE IS THICK ♪
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♪ AND MY CRUST IS RUGGED ♪
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>> Uncle Grandpa: GOOD MORNING!
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♪ IT'S YOUR UNCLE GRANDPA ♪
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♪ I CAN RAP ON THE MIKE
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WITH MY PANTS OFF ♪
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♪ I GOT A SICK RIDE ♪
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♪ IT'S CALLED THE RV ♪
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♪ WHERE'S THE MUSTARD
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FOR MY HOT DOG PARTY? ♪
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♪ I LIKE TO HELP KIDS BY USING
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MY MAGIC ♪
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♪ HEY, WAIT A SECOND ♪
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♪ CHECK OUT THIS HAT TRICK ♪
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♪ THAT MAKES ME FLY ♪
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♪ I'M A COOL GUY ♪
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♪ I LIKE SOUR CREAM ON MY
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BLUEBERRY PIE ♪
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♪ NOW I'M ALMOST DONE ♪
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♪ WITH MY RHYMIN' ♪
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♪ SO STICK AROUND ♪
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♪ FOR MY BOOK SIGNIN' ♪
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>> Belly Bag: ♪ IT'S YOUR
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FAVORITE FRIEND, BELLY BAG ♪
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♪ I GOT LOADS OF FUN FROM TOYS
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TO SMELLY RAGS ♪
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♪ BUT MY FAVORITE THING IS
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MAKING MOUTH NOISES ♪
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♪ SO LISTEN TO ME WITH ME AND MY
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BOYS'ES ♪
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[ BEATBOXING ]
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[ GIGGLING ]
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♪ WHA, WHA-WHA-WHA-WHA,
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WHA-WHA-WHA, WHA ♪
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[ BLUBBERING ]
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>> Mr. Gus: ♪ YO, IT'S
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MR. GUS ♪
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♪ CALL ME BIG G ♪
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♪ I PUT WORDS TOGETHER
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INTRICATELY ♪
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♪ YOU CAN'T MESS WITH THIS DINO
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FLOW ♪
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♪ PAY CLOSE ATTENTION ♪
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♪ OR MY RHYMES'LL GO ♪
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♪ OVER YOUR HEAD ♪
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♪ LIKE A HELICOPTER ♪
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♪ TELL YOUR DOCTOR ♪
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♪ TO QUELL THE OPERA OF PAIN ♪
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♪ THAT YOU WILL EXPERIENCE ♪
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♪ IF YOU STEP TO GUS ♪
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♪ 'CAUSE GUS WILL GET FURIOUS ♪
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♪ STILL WATERS RUN DEEP ♪
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♪ AND I'M THE DEEPEST ♪
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♪ PROFOUND SOUND ♪
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♪ BETTER THAN THE WEAKEST ♪
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♪ BIG G CRUSHES FOES WHO DESERVE
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THE MEAT FIST ♪
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♪ BUT I'M CHILL M TO F AND ON
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THE WEEKENDS ♪
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♪ SO AS I END THIS VERSE ♪
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♪ LET ME JUST SAY ♪
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♪ THAT BIG G AND CREW GET THE
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PARTY UNDERWAY ♪
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♪ WAIT, HOLD UP ♪
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♪ WHO WANTS TO JOIN THE
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CYPHER? ♪
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♪ IT'S GIANT REALISTIC FLYING
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TIGER! ♪
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