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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:01,003 --> 00:00:02,003 [ UP-TEMPO MUSIC PLAYS ] 2 00:00:02,002 --> 00:00:05,012 >> Uncle Grandpa: GOOD MORNING! 3 00:00:05,007 --> 00:00:08,007 GOOD MORNING. 4 00:00:08,011 --> 00:00:10,011 GOOD MORNING. 5 00:00:10,007 --> 00:00:12,017 >> GRFT: [ ROARS ] 6 00:00:12,026 --> 00:00:15,006 >> Uncle Grandpa: GOOD MORNING. 7 00:00:15,013 --> 00:00:17,013 GOOD MORNING! 8 00:00:30,010 --> 00:00:35,000 >> EASY DOES IT NOW. 9 00:00:35,006 --> 00:00:36,016 THERE! ALL DONE! 10 00:00:36,024 --> 00:00:38,034 OH, WAIT A SECOND. 11 00:00:38,027 --> 00:00:39,997 AW, MAN! 12 00:00:40,002 --> 00:00:42,022 I MADE MY BED WRONG AGAIN! 13 00:00:42,024 --> 00:00:45,004 I CAN NEVER DO IT RIGHT! 14 00:00:45,006 --> 00:00:46,996 OOH! OWWW! 15 00:00:47,006 --> 00:00:48,016 [ GASPING ] 16 00:00:48,021 --> 00:00:50,031 [ GRUNTS ] 17 00:00:51,001 --> 00:00:51,021 OHH. 18 00:00:51,026 --> 00:00:53,996 I CAN'T DO ANYTHINGCORRECTLY! 19 00:00:54,002 --> 00:00:56,002 MAN, I'M TERRIBLE AT LIFE. 20 00:00:56,002 --> 00:00:57,012 [ GLASS SHATTERS ] 21 00:00:57,008 --> 00:00:59,018 WHA? WHA? 22 00:00:59,017 --> 00:01:00,017 >> Uncle Grandpa: HUH. 23 00:01:00,021 --> 00:01:01,031 GOTTA REMEMBER TO FIX THAT 24 00:01:01,029 --> 00:01:02,009 E-BRAKE. 25 00:01:02,016 --> 00:01:03,016 HUH? HEY, WAIT A SECOND. 26 00:01:03,022 --> 00:01:05,002 THIS ISN'T THE SUBBY SANDWICH 27 00:01:05,004 --> 00:01:05,024 SHOP. 28 00:01:05,017 --> 00:01:06,017 AND YOU'RE NOT THE SANDWICH 29 00:01:06,026 --> 00:01:08,006 CREATOR WHO MAKES MY TUNA-FISH 30 00:01:08,012 --> 00:01:08,032 SANDWICH. 31 00:01:08,028 --> 00:01:10,018 >> NO. I'M AUSTIN. 32 00:01:10,017 --> 00:01:11,017 AND YOU JUST BUSTED INTO MY 33 00:01:11,023 --> 00:01:12,023 ROOM, UNCLE GRANDPA! 34 00:01:12,023 --> 00:01:13,033 >> Uncle Grandpa: YOU'RE 35 00:01:13,027 --> 00:01:14,007 WELCOME. 36 00:01:14,012 --> 00:01:15,022 SO, AUSTIN, HOW CAN 37 00:01:15,024 --> 00:01:17,024 UNCLE GRANDPA HELP YOUTODAY? 38 00:01:17,023 --> 00:01:19,013 >> WELL, I'M NOT VERY GOOD AT 39 00:01:19,012 --> 00:01:20,032 ANYTHING, AND I AIN'T NEVER 40 00:01:20,029 --> 00:01:21,999 DONE NOTHING RIGHT. 41 00:01:22,004 --> 00:01:23,034 >> Uncle Grandpa: I BELIEVE YOU 42 00:01:23,027 --> 00:01:25,017 MEAN, "I'VE NEVER DONE ANYTHING 43 00:01:25,023 --> 00:01:26,013 RIGHT." 44 00:01:26,012 --> 00:01:28,012 WATCH THOSE DOUBLE NEGATIVES! 45 00:01:28,008 --> 00:01:29,018 >> YOU SEE WHAT I MEAN? 46 00:01:29,024 --> 00:01:31,024 I WISH I WAS GOOD AT STUFF! 47 00:01:31,017 --> 00:01:32,017 I WISH I WAS PERFECT! 48 00:01:32,020 --> 00:01:34,000 >> Uncle Grandpa: THEN THERE'S 49 00:01:34,004 --> 00:01:36,004 ONLY ONE THING TO DO! 50 00:01:36,002 --> 00:01:37,022 >> YOU MEAN I HAVE TO BUCKLE 51 00:01:37,017 --> 00:01:38,027 DOWN AND COMMIT TO BEING A 52 00:01:38,027 --> 00:01:39,017 BETTER PERSON? 53 00:01:39,022 --> 00:01:41,012 >> Uncle Grandpa: WHAT?! PFFT! 54 00:01:41,009 --> 00:01:41,019 NO! 55 00:01:41,020 --> 00:01:43,020 I'M GONNA TURN YOU INTO THE MOST 56 00:01:43,018 --> 00:01:45,008 PERFECT THING EVER. 57 00:01:45,011 --> 00:01:47,001 A ROBOT. 58 00:01:47,004 --> 00:01:49,014 >> UH, UNCLE GRANDPA, WHY ARE 59 00:01:49,013 --> 00:01:50,023 YOU LOOKING OVER THERE? 60 00:01:50,020 --> 00:01:51,020 [ REEL CLICKING ] 61 00:01:51,024 --> 00:01:53,014 >> Uncle Grandpa: LET'S GET 62 00:01:53,013 --> 00:01:55,003 PERFECT! 63 00:01:55,006 --> 00:01:56,026 DON'T WORRY, AUSTIN. 64 00:01:56,028 --> 00:01:58,998 THIS WON'T HURT A BIT. 65 00:01:59,003 --> 00:01:59,023 [ SPLAT! ] 66 00:01:59,023 --> 00:02:00,023 [ TOK! TOK! ] 67 00:02:00,018 --> 00:02:01,008 [ SQUISH! ] 68 00:02:01,011 --> 00:02:02,021 [ HAMMERING ] 69 00:02:02,023 --> 00:02:03,023 [ SPLAT! SPLAT! SPLAT! SPLAT! ] 70 00:02:03,024 --> 00:02:05,034 [ GURGLING ] 71 00:02:06,001 --> 00:02:07,021 [ CREAK! CREAK! ] 72 00:02:07,023 --> 00:02:09,023 [ CRITTER SCREECHES ] 73 00:02:09,019 --> 00:02:10,009 [ CRACK! ] 74 00:02:10,016 --> 00:02:11,016 THERE WE GO! 75 00:02:11,018 --> 00:02:12,998 SO, AUSTIN, WHAT DO YA THINK? 76 00:02:13,004 --> 00:02:14,014 >> [ Robotically ] I AM 77 00:02:14,012 --> 00:02:16,002 AUSTIN 2.0, THE MOST PERFECT 78 00:02:16,006 --> 00:02:16,016 ROBOT. 79 00:02:16,024 --> 00:02:18,014 MISSION TO DESTROY ALL 80 00:02:18,009 --> 00:02:19,029 IMPERFECTIONS AND MAINTAIN 81 00:02:19,029 --> 00:02:21,009 MAXIMUM PERFECTION LEVELS 82 00:02:21,015 --> 00:02:21,025 FOREVER. 83 00:02:22,001 --> 00:02:23,011 >> Uncle Grandpa: WELL, MY WORK 84 00:02:23,015 --> 00:02:24,005 HERE IS DONE. 85 00:02:24,007 --> 00:02:24,997 LOOKS LIKE IT'S 86 00:02:25,002 --> 00:02:26,022 TUNA SANDWICH O'CLOCK FOR ME. 87 00:02:26,024 --> 00:02:28,024 >> SCANNING FOR IMPERFECTIONS. 88 00:02:28,019 --> 00:02:30,019 [ BEEPING ] 89 00:02:36,005 --> 00:02:37,015 SCAN COMPLETE. 90 00:02:37,017 --> 00:02:38,017 YOU ARE MOST IMPERFECT! 91 00:02:38,026 --> 00:02:40,006 >> Uncle Grandpa: HEY, I RESENT 92 00:02:40,016 --> 00:02:40,026 THAT! 93 00:02:41,000 --> 00:02:41,030 >> MUST DESTROY! 94 00:02:41,029 --> 00:02:43,019 >> Uncle Grandpa: [ GASPS ] 95 00:02:43,024 --> 00:02:44,034 WHOA, WATCH IT! 96 00:02:44,029 --> 00:02:45,999 YOU ALMOST HIT ME! 97 00:02:46,006 --> 00:02:47,996 >> Belly Bag: UM, UNCLE GRANDPA, 98 00:02:48,006 --> 00:02:49,996 SOMETHING TELLS ME HE ISTRYING 99 00:02:50,003 --> 00:02:51,013 TO HIT YOU! 100 00:02:51,012 --> 00:02:53,002 AAAAH! 101 00:02:53,002 --> 00:02:54,022 >> MAIN PRIORITY -- 102 00:02:54,017 --> 00:02:55,007 IMPERFECTION. 103 00:02:55,015 --> 00:02:56,015 MUST BE RECTIFIED. 104 00:02:56,020 --> 00:02:58,010 MAXIMUM ARTILLERY TRAINED ON 105 00:02:58,010 --> 00:02:58,030 TARGET. 106 00:02:58,027 --> 00:03:00,017 >> Uncle Grandpa: OH, BOY, SO 107 00:03:00,018 --> 00:03:01,018 MANY BIG WORDS! 108 00:03:01,018 --> 00:03:03,018 OH! OH! OH! OH! 109 00:03:03,023 --> 00:03:04,023 ME NO LIKEY! 110 00:03:04,020 --> 00:03:06,010 ALL I WANTED WAS A TUNA-FISH 111 00:03:06,012 --> 00:03:09,022 SANDWICH! 112 00:03:09,020 --> 00:03:12,000 [ PANTS, SHOUTS ] 113 00:03:12,002 --> 00:03:15,032 >> IMPERFECT HIDING PLACE. 114 00:03:15,028 --> 00:03:17,998 >> Uncle Grandpa: [ WHIMPERS ] 115 00:03:18,005 --> 00:03:19,005 THAT WAS A CLOSE CALL. 116 00:03:19,015 --> 00:03:20,015 LUCKY NO ONE GOT HURT. 117 00:03:20,023 --> 00:03:22,003 [ PEOPLE SCREAMING ] 118 00:03:22,006 --> 00:03:23,026 >> Belly Bag: UNCLE GRANDPA, 119 00:03:24,001 --> 00:03:24,021 AHEM? 120 00:03:24,018 --> 00:03:25,018 >> Uncle Grandpa: HUH? 121 00:03:25,019 --> 00:03:26,999 [ GASPS ] 122 00:03:27,006 --> 00:03:31,016 [ WHIMPERING ] 123 00:03:31,018 --> 00:03:34,998 KEEP AWAY! 124 00:03:35,006 --> 00:03:37,006 [ GRUNTING ] 125 00:03:40,016 --> 00:03:41,006 >> UNCLE GRANDPA! 126 00:03:41,011 --> 00:03:42,021 I REALLY NEED HELP WITH MY 127 00:03:42,019 --> 00:03:43,019 SCIENCE-FAIR PROJECT. 128 00:03:43,021 --> 00:03:44,031 YOU THINK YOU CAN GIVE ME A 129 00:03:44,028 --> 00:03:45,008 HAND? 130 00:03:45,012 --> 00:03:46,022 >> Uncle Grandpa: HI, HENRY. 131 00:03:46,021 --> 00:03:48,001 ACTUALLY, I'M KINDA BUSY AT THE 132 00:03:48,004 --> 00:03:48,024 MOMENT. 133 00:03:48,019 --> 00:03:49,019 CAN YOU TAKE A RAIN CHECK? 134 00:03:49,026 --> 00:03:50,026 >> WHATEVER. 135 00:03:50,028 --> 00:03:52,018 >> Uncle Grandpa: [ GRUNTS ] 136 00:03:52,018 --> 00:03:54,008 SEE? THIS IS WHY I HATE TREES. 137 00:03:54,012 --> 00:03:56,012 [ GASPS ] AAH! 138 00:04:00,020 --> 00:04:04,010 [ WHIMPERING ] 139 00:04:04,008 --> 00:04:05,028 ALL I WANTED WAS A TUNA 140 00:04:05,028 --> 00:04:06,018 SANDWICH! 141 00:04:06,023 --> 00:04:09,003 >> Belly Bag: WE'VE GOT COMPANY! 142 00:04:09,002 --> 00:04:10,012 >> Uncle Grandpa: YEAH, I KNOW. 143 00:04:10,009 --> 00:04:11,019 I BROUGHT HER WITH US 'CAUSE SHE 144 00:04:11,017 --> 00:04:12,017 SO LOOKED BORED IN THE BARN. 145 00:04:12,020 --> 00:04:13,030 [ COW MOOS ] 146 00:04:14,000 --> 00:04:15,020 >> Belly Bag: I'M TALKING ABOUT 147 00:04:15,017 --> 00:04:19,017 THE ROBOT HUNTING YOU DOWN! 148 00:04:19,020 --> 00:04:20,030 >> Uncle Grandpa: WE'RE GOING 149 00:04:21,000 --> 00:04:25,010 DOWN! 150 00:04:25,014 --> 00:04:26,024 >> I REALLY SHOULD GET THAT 151 00:04:26,022 --> 00:04:28,002 FIXED. 152 00:04:28,006 --> 00:04:29,006 >> Uncle Grandpa: OOH! 153 00:04:29,008 --> 00:04:30,008 [ WHIMPERS ] 154 00:04:30,011 --> 00:04:31,021 [ GASPS ] 155 00:04:31,023 --> 00:04:35,023 [ WHIMPERING ] 156 00:04:35,024 --> 00:04:38,034 >> I SHOULD GET THAT FIXED, TOO. 157 00:04:39,001 --> 00:04:41,001 >> Uncle Grandpa: AH! 158 00:04:47,005 --> 00:04:48,005 PFFFFFFT! 159 00:04:48,008 --> 00:04:49,008 [ PANTING ] 160 00:04:49,016 --> 00:04:50,006 [ POP! ] 161 00:04:50,010 --> 00:04:51,010 [ AUDIENCE LAUGHING ] 162 00:04:51,008 --> 00:04:52,008 HUH? 163 00:04:52,008 --> 00:04:54,008 >> AM I RIGHT, FOLKS? 164 00:04:54,010 --> 00:04:56,010 AND I REALLY HATE IT WHEN I SIT 165 00:04:56,008 --> 00:04:57,998 DOWN ON MY COUCH, GET ALL COMFY, 166 00:04:58,005 --> 00:04:59,025 AND THEN REALIZE THE TV REMOTE 167 00:04:59,028 --> 00:05:01,018 CONTROL IS ALL THE WAY ACROSS 168 00:05:01,020 --> 00:05:02,010 THE ROOM. 169 00:05:02,011 --> 00:05:03,021 I MEAN, SOMEONE SHOULD INVENT A 170 00:05:03,022 --> 00:05:04,032 SEPARATE REMOTE CONTROL THAT 171 00:05:05,000 --> 00:05:06,010 FETCHES YOUR REMOTE CONTROL. 172 00:05:06,009 --> 00:05:06,029 [ CHUCKLES ] 173 00:05:06,027 --> 00:05:07,007 AM I RIGHT? 174 00:05:07,015 --> 00:05:08,015 >> Uncle Grandpa: [ LAUGHS ] 175 00:05:08,024 --> 00:05:09,014 >> WHAT THE -- 176 00:05:09,015 --> 00:05:10,015 [ AUDIENCE GASPS ] 177 00:05:10,019 --> 00:05:12,009 >> Uncle Grandpa: THAT'S WHAT MY 178 00:05:12,012 --> 00:05:13,032 FRIEND MR. GUS SAYS ALL THE 179 00:05:13,029 --> 00:05:14,009 TIME! 180 00:05:14,014 --> 00:05:15,014 HE'S A DINOSAUR. 181 00:05:15,014 --> 00:05:17,004 >> UNCLE GRANDPA, IS THAT YOU? 182 00:05:17,004 --> 00:05:18,014 >> Uncle Grandpa: HI, 183 00:05:18,011 --> 00:05:19,011 SHAQUILLE O'NEAL. 184 00:05:19,014 --> 00:05:21,004 HOW'S THE COMEDY THING GOING? 185 00:05:21,002 --> 00:05:22,002 >> EVERYBODY, IT'S 186 00:05:22,006 --> 00:05:22,996 UNCLE GRANDPA! 187 00:05:23,004 --> 00:05:24,034 HE HELPED ME REALIZE MY LIFELONG 188 00:05:24,029 --> 00:05:26,009 DREAM OF BEING A STAND-UP 189 00:05:26,015 --> 00:05:27,005 COMEDIAN. 190 00:05:27,007 --> 00:05:28,027 NOW I'M NOT JUST AN INCREDIBLY 191 00:05:29,000 --> 00:05:30,010 HANDSOME AND SUCCESSFUL 192 00:05:30,014 --> 00:05:31,034 BASKETBALL PLAYER, BUT AN 193 00:05:31,029 --> 00:05:33,009 INCREDIBLY HANDSOME AND 194 00:05:33,011 --> 00:05:34,011 SUCCESSFUL COMEDIAN. 195 00:05:34,013 --> 00:05:35,023 AND I OWE IT ALL TO HIM. 196 00:05:35,018 --> 00:05:36,018 SO, WHAT'S CRACKA-LACKIN', 197 00:05:36,026 --> 00:05:37,016 UNCLE GRANDPA? 198 00:05:37,020 --> 00:05:39,000 >> Uncle Grandpa: OH, YOU KNOW. 199 00:05:39,003 --> 00:05:40,013 A LITTLE OF THIS, A LITTLE OF 200 00:05:40,015 --> 00:05:40,025 THAT. 201 00:05:40,027 --> 00:05:41,017 [ RUMBLING ] 202 00:05:41,018 --> 00:05:42,008 UH... 203 00:05:42,010 --> 00:05:43,030 [ AUDIENCE GASPS ] 204 00:05:43,027 --> 00:05:44,997 >> YOU ALL RIGHT, UNCLE GRANDPA? 205 00:05:45,005 --> 00:05:46,005 >> Uncle Grandpa: WELL, ASIDE 206 00:05:46,008 --> 00:05:47,008 FROM TURNING A CHILD INTO A 207 00:05:47,010 --> 00:05:48,010 GIANT ROBOT THAT'S TRYING TO 208 00:05:48,012 --> 00:05:49,012 DESTROY ME FOR NOT BEING 209 00:05:49,011 --> 00:05:50,021 PERFECT, ALL BECAUSE I WANTED A 210 00:05:50,022 --> 00:05:51,032 TUNA SANDWICH, YEAH, I'M ALL 211 00:05:52,000 --> 00:05:52,010 RIGHT. 212 00:05:52,013 --> 00:05:53,003 >> IMPERFECT! 213 00:05:53,002 --> 00:05:54,012 >> Uncle Grandpa: [ GASPING ] 214 00:05:54,008 --> 00:05:55,008 >> LOOKS LIKE YOU COULD USE AN 215 00:05:55,015 --> 00:05:55,025 ASSIST. 216 00:05:55,027 --> 00:05:56,027 >> Uncle Grandpa: MAYBE A 217 00:05:56,028 --> 00:05:57,008 LITTLE. 218 00:05:57,011 --> 00:05:58,011 >> YOU HEARD HIM, EVERYONE. 219 00:05:58,015 --> 00:05:59,015 LET'S HELP UNCLE GRANDPA GIVE 220 00:05:59,020 --> 00:06:01,010 THIS ROBOT A CRAZY SHAQ ATTACK! 221 00:06:01,013 --> 00:06:05,033 >> All: YEAH! 222 00:06:06,001 --> 00:06:07,031 [ CHATTER ] 223 00:06:07,028 --> 00:06:09,008 >> COME ON, UNCLE GRANDPA! 224 00:06:09,011 --> 00:06:10,021 LET'S KICK SOME ROBOT BUTT! 225 00:06:10,023 --> 00:06:12,003 OR RO-BUTT! OR ROBO BUTT! 226 00:06:12,004 --> 00:06:13,024 OR WHATEVER YOU THINK IS THE 227 00:06:13,018 --> 00:06:14,008 FUNNIEST! 228 00:06:14,007 --> 00:06:15,017 >> Uncle Grandpa: THEY'RE ALL 229 00:06:15,022 --> 00:06:16,012 FUNNY! 230 00:06:16,007 --> 00:06:17,017 WHEE! 231 00:06:17,021 --> 00:06:20,011 WHOA! TOUGH CROWD! 232 00:06:20,011 --> 00:06:21,021 >> PREPARE TO BE PERFECTLY 233 00:06:21,022 --> 00:06:22,012 DESTROYED. 234 00:06:22,012 --> 00:06:23,022 >> LET'S SHOW HIM WHAT WE'RE 235 00:06:23,026 --> 00:06:24,006 MADE OF. 236 00:06:24,013 --> 00:06:25,023 >> Uncle Grandpa: YEAH! 237 00:06:25,021 --> 00:06:28,001 A BUNCH OF AUDIENCE MEMBERS! 238 00:06:28,002 --> 00:06:30,012 >> READY! FIGHT! 239 00:06:30,011 --> 00:06:33,021 >> Uncle Grandpa: [ GRUNTING ] 240 00:06:33,021 --> 00:06:34,021 >> PERFECT COMBO! 241 00:06:34,018 --> 00:06:35,018 >> I THINK I SWALLOWED SOME 242 00:06:35,026 --> 00:06:36,016 CHAMPIONSHIP RINGS. 243 00:06:36,026 --> 00:06:37,006 [ COUGHS ] 244 00:06:37,013 --> 00:06:38,023 >> Uncle Grandpa: I THINK I 245 00:06:38,022 --> 00:06:40,012 SWALLOWED MY SPINE. 246 00:06:40,008 --> 00:06:41,008 >> TARGET HINDERED. 247 00:06:41,012 --> 00:06:42,022 REMAINS MOST IMPERFECT. 248 00:06:42,018 --> 00:06:44,008 >> Uncle Grandpa: STILL FIXATED 249 00:06:44,007 --> 00:06:45,017 ON THE WHOLE "PERFECT" THING, 250 00:06:45,022 --> 00:06:46,002 HUH? 251 00:06:46,003 --> 00:06:46,023 [ GRUNTS ] 252 00:06:46,023 --> 00:06:47,023 >> MUST DESTROY. 253 00:06:47,020 --> 00:06:49,000 >> Uncle Grandpa: OKAY, OKAY. 254 00:06:49,005 --> 00:06:51,005 YOU WIN. I'M MOST IMPERFECT. 255 00:06:51,008 --> 00:06:51,028 JEEZ. 256 00:06:51,027 --> 00:06:53,017 BUT BEFORE YOU DESTROY ME, WILL 257 00:06:53,018 --> 00:06:55,008 YOU GRANT ME ONE FINAL REQUEST? 258 00:06:55,009 --> 00:06:56,029 I SURE COULD USE A DELICIOUS 259 00:06:56,027 --> 00:06:57,017 TUNA SANDWICH. 260 00:06:57,023 --> 00:06:59,013 >> I CAN EQUIP YOU WITH A 261 00:06:59,007 --> 00:07:00,017 PERFECT TUNA SANDWICH. 262 00:07:00,017 --> 00:07:02,997 >> Uncle Grandpa: AAH! 263 00:07:03,005 --> 00:07:05,005 [ WHIRRING ] 264 00:07:09,007 --> 00:07:12,007 [ SPLAT! ] 265 00:07:12,007 --> 00:07:15,007 [ POP! POP! ] 266 00:07:15,013 --> 00:07:16,023 [ PLOP! ] 267 00:07:16,018 --> 00:07:17,998 [ DING! ] 268 00:07:18,003 --> 00:07:19,033 >> I PRESENT YOU WITH A PERFECT 269 00:07:20,000 --> 00:07:21,010 TUNA SANDWICH. 270 00:07:21,013 --> 00:07:23,013 >> Uncle Grandpa: HMM. 271 00:07:23,011 --> 00:07:25,001 COMPOSITION IS DECENT. 272 00:07:25,005 --> 00:07:26,015 CONSISTENCY'S A BIT 273 00:07:26,023 --> 00:07:27,033 QUESTIONABLE. 274 00:07:27,029 --> 00:07:30,009 WEIGHT IS RATHER SUSPECT. 275 00:07:30,011 --> 00:07:31,021 [ CHEWING ] 276 00:07:31,023 --> 00:07:32,033 [ GULP! ] 277 00:07:32,028 --> 00:07:34,998 EH. I'VE HAD BETTER. 278 00:07:35,005 --> 00:07:36,005 >> IMPOSSIBLE! 279 00:07:36,014 --> 00:07:38,014 YOU ARE INCORRECT IN YOUR 280 00:07:38,016 --> 00:07:39,016 EVALUATION. 281 00:07:39,021 --> 00:07:41,011 IT WAS BY ALL LOGICAL ACCOUNTS A 282 00:07:41,013 --> 00:07:42,023 PERFECT TUNA SANDWICH. 283 00:07:42,018 --> 00:07:44,008 >> Uncle Grandpa: SORRY TO BURST 284 00:07:44,009 --> 00:07:45,999 YOUR BUBBLE, BUT IN ALL HONESTY, 285 00:07:46,003 --> 00:07:47,023 THE SANDWICH JUST WASN'T THAT 286 00:07:47,023 --> 00:07:48,013 GOOD. 287 00:07:48,007 --> 00:07:49,997 IT WASN'T PERFECT. 288 00:07:50,004 --> 00:07:50,034 >> INCORRECT! 289 00:07:51,001 --> 00:07:53,011 IT IS PERF-- DOES NOT COMPUTE! 290 00:07:53,009 --> 00:07:54,999 ROBOT IS IMPERFECT! 291 00:07:55,004 --> 00:07:56,004 ROBOT IS IMPERFECT! 292 00:07:56,005 --> 00:07:57,015 >> Uncle Grandpa: IT WAS JUST 293 00:07:57,019 --> 00:07:58,019 CONSTRUCTIVE CRITICISM. 294 00:07:58,026 --> 00:08:00,006 [ BOOM! ] 295 00:08:00,015 --> 00:08:01,015 >> OHHH! MY HEAD! 296 00:08:01,020 --> 00:08:03,020 >> Uncle Grandpa: WHOA, AUSTIN, 297 00:08:03,019 --> 00:08:04,999 WHERE DID YOU COME FROM?! 298 00:08:05,006 --> 00:08:06,996 >> Belly Bag: UNCLE GRANDPA, HE 299 00:08:07,004 --> 00:08:08,024 WAS THE ROBOT, REMEMBER? 300 00:08:08,019 --> 00:08:10,009 >> Uncle Grandpa: OH. RIGHT. 301 00:08:10,009 --> 00:08:10,019 DUH! 302 00:08:10,022 --> 00:08:12,012 >> W-W-WHAT HAPPENED TO ME? 303 00:08:12,010 --> 00:08:13,030 >> Uncle Grandpa: LET'S JUST 304 00:08:14,000 --> 00:08:15,020 PRETEND AT THIS MOMENT I SAY 305 00:08:15,025 --> 00:08:17,015 SOMETHING REALLY PROFOUND AND 306 00:08:17,021 --> 00:08:19,011 IMPORTANT THAT JUSTIFIES 307 00:08:19,009 --> 00:08:20,029 EVERYTHING THAT HAPPENED. 308 00:08:20,027 --> 00:08:22,017 >> UH, I GUESS WHAT YOU MEAN IS 309 00:08:22,026 --> 00:08:24,006 THAT TRYING TO BE THE PERFECT 310 00:08:24,015 --> 00:08:25,995 KID IS PRETTY MUCH IMPOSSIBLE 311 00:08:26,005 --> 00:08:27,015 AND THAT OUR IMPERFECTIONS ARE 312 00:08:27,025 --> 00:08:29,015 WHAT MAKE US WHO WE ARE! 313 00:08:29,018 --> 00:08:31,008 AND, IN A WAY, JUST TO BE 314 00:08:31,013 --> 00:08:33,003 YOURSELF IS THE PERFECT 315 00:08:33,005 --> 00:08:33,025 SOLUTION! 316 00:08:34,000 --> 00:08:35,020 RIGHT, UNCLE GRANDPA? 317 00:08:35,018 --> 00:08:36,008 UNCLE GRANDPA? HUH? 318 00:08:36,011 --> 00:08:37,011 [ MICROPHONE FEEDBACK ] 319 00:08:37,007 --> 00:08:38,007 >> Uncle Grandpa: IS THIS THING 320 00:08:38,010 --> 00:08:38,020 ON? 321 00:08:38,020 --> 00:08:40,010 HEY, YOU EVER NOTICE WHEN YOU'RE 322 00:08:40,010 --> 00:08:41,020 FLYING A PLANE AND YOU CRASH 323 00:08:41,025 --> 00:08:43,005 INTO THE BACK OF A SEMI-TRUCK 324 00:08:43,012 --> 00:08:44,022 THAT YOU SOMETIMES END UP 325 00:08:44,023 --> 00:08:46,013 FIGHTING A GIANT ROBOT WITH 326 00:08:46,007 --> 00:08:47,017 SHAQUILLE O'NEAL AT A COMEDY 327 00:08:47,022 --> 00:08:48,002 CLUB? 328 00:08:48,006 --> 00:08:49,006 [ AUDIENCE LAUGHS ] 329 00:08:49,012 --> 00:08:50,022 UNCLE GRANDPA PROBLEMS. 330 00:08:50,025 --> 00:08:51,015 AM I RIGHT? 331 00:08:51,020 --> 00:08:53,020 >> HEY, HE STOLE MY JOKE! 332 00:08:53,018 --> 00:08:55,018 >> Uncle Grandpa: [ LAUGHS ] 333 00:08:58,028 --> 00:09:01,018 [ RAP MUSIC PLAYING ] 334 00:09:01,021 --> 00:09:02,031 THAT'S A PRETTY COOL BEAT, 335 00:09:03,001 --> 00:09:05,001 TIGER. 336 00:09:07,024 --> 00:09:08,024 [ Rapping ] ♪ YO, IT'S 337 00:09:08,018 --> 00:09:09,008 UNCLE GRANDPA ♪ 338 00:09:09,007 --> 00:09:09,997 >> Pizza Steve: ♪ AND PIZZA 339 00:09:10,003 --> 00:09:10,023 STEVE ♪ 340 00:09:10,019 --> 00:09:11,009 >> Mr. Gus: ♪ MR. GUS ♪ 341 00:09:11,016 --> 00:09:12,006 >> Belly Bag: ♪ BELLY BAG, YO, 342 00:09:12,014 --> 00:09:13,014 YOU BEST BELIEVE ♪ 343 00:09:13,007 --> 00:09:13,997 >> Uncle Grandpa: ♪ WE COME TO 344 00:09:14,006 --> 00:09:14,026 BRING THE HEAT WHILE WE POP 345 00:09:15,001 --> 00:09:15,021 LOCK ♪ 346 00:09:15,017 --> 00:09:16,997 ♪ HOTTER THAN YOUR FAVORITE 347 00:09:17,003 --> 00:09:17,023 HOT SAUCE ♪ 348 00:09:17,019 --> 00:09:18,019 >> Pizza Steve: ♪ YO, IT'S 349 00:09:18,017 --> 00:09:20,007 PIZZA STEVE, A.K.A., P.S. ♪ 350 00:09:20,012 --> 00:09:21,022 ♪ WHEN I'M ON THE MIKE ♪ 351 00:09:21,021 --> 00:09:22,021 ♪ I BE FRESH ♪ 352 00:09:22,026 --> 00:09:23,996 ♪ STRAIGHT FROM THE OVEN ♪ 353 00:09:24,002 --> 00:09:25,002 ♪ HATE IT OR LOVE IT ♪ 354 00:09:25,002 --> 00:09:26,012 ♪ MY CHEESE IS THICK ♪ 355 00:09:26,011 --> 00:09:27,011 ♪ AND MY CRUST IS RUGGED ♪ 356 00:09:27,014 --> 00:09:28,024 >> Uncle Grandpa: GOOD MORNING! 357 00:09:28,017 --> 00:09:29,027 ♪ IT'S YOUR UNCLE GRANDPA ♪ 358 00:09:29,027 --> 00:09:30,997 ♪ I CAN RAP ON THE MIKE 359 00:09:31,002 --> 00:09:32,012 WITH MY PANTS OFF ♪ 360 00:09:32,009 --> 00:09:33,009 ♪ I GOT A SICK RIDE ♪ 361 00:09:33,015 --> 00:09:34,015 ♪ IT'S CALLED THE RV ♪ 362 00:09:34,018 --> 00:09:35,028 ♪ WHERE'S THE MUSTARD 363 00:09:35,028 --> 00:09:36,998 FOR MY HOT DOG PARTY? ♪ 364 00:09:37,002 --> 00:09:38,032 ♪ I LIKE TO HELP KIDS BY USING 365 00:09:38,027 --> 00:09:39,017 MY MAGIC ♪ 366 00:09:39,018 --> 00:09:40,018 ♪ HEY, WAIT A SECOND ♪ 367 00:09:40,024 --> 00:09:42,004 ♪ CHECK OUT THIS HAT TRICK ♪ 368 00:09:42,002 --> 00:09:43,012 ♪ THAT MAKES ME FLY ♪ 369 00:09:43,008 --> 00:09:44,008 ♪ I'M A COOL GUY ♪ 370 00:09:44,012 --> 00:09:45,022 ♪ I LIKE SOUR CREAM ON MY 371 00:09:45,023 --> 00:09:46,023 BLUEBERRY PIE ♪ 372 00:09:46,025 --> 00:09:47,995 ♪ NOW I'M ALMOST DONE ♪ 373 00:09:48,005 --> 00:09:48,995 ♪ WITH MY RHYMIN' ♪ 374 00:09:49,004 --> 00:09:50,004 ♪ SO STICK AROUND ♪ 375 00:09:50,003 --> 00:09:51,003 ♪ FOR MY BOOK SIGNIN' ♪ 376 00:09:51,004 --> 00:09:51,034 >> Belly Bag: ♪ IT'S YOUR 377 00:09:51,029 --> 00:09:53,029 FAVORITE FRIEND, BELLY BAG ♪ 378 00:09:53,027 --> 00:09:55,007 ♪ I GOT LOADS OF FUN FROM TOYS 379 00:09:55,015 --> 00:09:56,005 TO SMELLY RAGS ♪ 380 00:09:56,012 --> 00:09:57,022 ♪ BUT MY FAVORITE THING IS 381 00:09:57,020 --> 00:09:58,020 MAKING MOUTH NOISES ♪ 382 00:09:58,022 --> 00:10:00,022 ♪ SO LISTEN TO ME WITH ME AND MY 383 00:10:00,019 --> 00:10:01,009 BOYS'ES ♪ 384 00:10:01,013 --> 00:10:03,013 [ BEATBOXING ] 385 00:10:08,026 --> 00:10:13,006 [ GIGGLING ] 386 00:10:13,008 --> 00:10:14,008 ♪ WHA, WHA-WHA-WHA-WHA, 387 00:10:14,016 --> 00:10:15,016 WHA-WHA-WHA, WHA ♪ 388 00:10:15,018 --> 00:10:19,028 [ BLUBBERING ] 389 00:10:20,000 --> 00:10:20,020 >> Mr. Gus: ♪ YO, IT'S 390 00:10:20,025 --> 00:10:21,005 MR. GUS ♪ 391 00:10:21,013 --> 00:10:22,023 ♪ CALL ME BIG G ♪ 392 00:10:22,018 --> 00:10:23,018 ♪ I PUT WORDS TOGETHER 393 00:10:23,026 --> 00:10:24,026 INTRICATELY ♪ 394 00:10:24,028 --> 00:10:26,028 ♪ YOU CAN'T MESS WITH THIS DINO 395 00:10:26,028 --> 00:10:27,008 FLOW ♪ 396 00:10:27,011 --> 00:10:28,011 ♪ PAY CLOSE ATTENTION ♪ 397 00:10:28,014 --> 00:10:29,024 ♪ OR MY RHYMES'LL GO ♪ 398 00:10:29,021 --> 00:10:30,031 ♪ OVER YOUR HEAD ♪ 399 00:10:31,000 --> 00:10:32,010 ♪ LIKE A HELICOPTER ♪ 400 00:10:32,009 --> 00:10:33,009 ♪ TELL YOUR DOCTOR ♪ 401 00:10:33,015 --> 00:10:35,005 ♪ TO QUELL THE OPERA OF PAIN ♪ 402 00:10:35,014 --> 00:10:37,014 ♪ THAT YOU WILL EXPERIENCE ♪ 403 00:10:37,009 --> 00:10:38,009 ♪ IF YOU STEP TO GUS ♪ 404 00:10:38,009 --> 00:10:39,009 ♪ 'CAUSE GUS WILL GET FURIOUS ♪ 405 00:10:39,015 --> 00:10:40,015 ♪ STILL WATERS RUN DEEP ♪ 406 00:10:40,019 --> 00:10:41,019 ♪ AND I'M THE DEEPEST ♪ 407 00:10:41,024 --> 00:10:42,024 ♪ PROFOUND SOUND ♪ 408 00:10:42,024 --> 00:10:44,004 ♪ BETTER THAN THE WEAKEST ♪ 409 00:10:44,005 --> 00:10:45,015 ♪ BIG G CRUSHES FOES WHO DESERVE 410 00:10:45,026 --> 00:10:46,006 THE MEAT FIST ♪ 411 00:10:46,016 --> 00:10:47,996 ♪ BUT I'M CHILL M TO F AND ON 412 00:10:48,006 --> 00:10:48,026 THE WEEKENDS ♪ 413 00:10:48,027 --> 00:10:49,997 ♪ SO AS I END THIS VERSE ♪ 414 00:10:50,006 --> 00:10:51,006 ♪ LET ME JUST SAY ♪ 415 00:10:51,007 --> 00:10:52,017 ♪ THAT BIG G AND CREW GET THE 416 00:10:52,026 --> 00:10:53,016 PARTY UNDERWAY ♪ 417 00:10:53,019 --> 00:10:54,019 ♪ WAIT, HOLD UP ♪ 418 00:10:54,025 --> 00:10:55,015 ♪ WHO WANTS TO JOIN THE 419 00:10:55,022 --> 00:10:56,012 CYPHER? ♪ 420 00:10:56,009 --> 00:10:57,999 ♪ IT'S GIANT REALISTIC FLYING 421 00:10:58,005 --> 00:10:59,005 TIGER! ♪ 422 00:10:59,011 --> 00:11:01,011 [ RECORD SCRATCHING ] 25744

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