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[ UP-TEMPO MUSIC PLAYS ]

>> Uncle Grandpa: GOOD MORNING!

GOOD MORNING.

GOOD MORNING.

>> GRFT: [ ROARS ]

>> Uncle Grandpa: GOOD MORNING.

GOOD MORNING!

>> NOW FROM U.P.P. STUDIOS, THIS

IS THE "GOOD MORNIN' NEWS"

GOOD EVENING EDITION WITH

UNCLE GRANDPA AND

GIANT REALISTIC FLYING TIGER...

>> GRFT: [ ROARS ]

>> ...MR. GUS WITH SPORTS, AND

PIZZA STEVE WITH THE EXCLUSIVE

ACCU-GRANDPA FORECAST, AND THE

ENTIRE "GOOD MORNIN' NEWS" TEAM

WITH THE GOOD MORNING NEWS THAT

MATTERS TO YOU, THE VIEWERS OF

"GOOD MORNIN' NEWS."

NOW THE "GOOD MORNIN' NEWS."

>> Uncle Grandpa: HUH?

[ ZIP! ]

>> GRFT: [ ROARS ]

>> Uncle Grandpa: [ CHUCKLES ]

DON'T BE SILLY,

GIANT REALISTIC FLYING TIGER.

WE AREDOING IT LIVE.

AND CAREFUL WITH THAT LANGUAGE.

GOOD MORNING, EVERYONE!

THERE'S BEEN A LOT OF TALK

AROUND TOWN, AND THE VERDICT IS

FINALLY IN.

THE STAIN ON MY SHIRT IS, IN

FACT, MUSTARD FROM A HOT DOG I

HAD EARLIER TODAY.

MEANWHILE, RECENT STUDIES SHOW

THAT WEARING A BIB REDUCES THE

NUMBER OF STAINS THAT COULD

ACCUMULATE ON ONE'S ATTIRE.

OH, THIS JUST IN!

OFFICIALS SAY THE MUSTARD STAIN

HAS BEEN DECLARED...IMPOSSIBLE

TO REMOVE?!

THIS IS PRETTY SERIOUS.

LET'S HEAR FROM OUR ON-THE-SPOT

CORRESPONDENT, BELLY BAG.

BELLY BAG, CAN YOU FILL US IN?

>> Belly Bag: YES,

UNCLE GRANDPA.

I'M HERE IN THE U.G.-RV UNDER

THE SINK CABINET, WHERE WE'VE

TRIED DOZENS -- LITERALLY DOZENS

OF CLEANING PRODUCTS BUT WITH

LITTLE SUCCESS.

>> Uncle Grandpa: GOOD TO KNOW

WE HAVE PEOPLE LIKE YOU OUT

THERE ON THE FRONT LINES,

BELLY BAG.

PLEASE KEEP US UPDATED ON ANY

NEW DEVELOPMENTS.

>> Belly Bag: BACK TO YOU,

UNCLE GRANDPA.

>> Uncle Grandpa: YES, UH,

THANKS, BELLY BAG.

WE'RE BACK AT --

>> Belly Bag: YES, T-THAT'S

RIGHT, UNCLE GRANDPA.

BACK TO YOU IN THE STUDIO.

>> Uncle Grandpa: HEH-HEH.

UH, JUST A LITTLE DELAY IN THE

OLD, UH --

>> Belly Bag: YES, TOTALLY.

DEFINITELY KEEP YOU UPDATED.

NOW BACK TO YOU, UNCLE GRANDPA.

>> Uncle Grandpa: WHILE WE TRY

TO FIGURE OUT SOME OF OUR, UH,

TECHNICAL ISSUES, LET'S PASS IT

OVER TO MR. GUS IN THE SPORTS

CORNER.

MR. GUS, YOU CAN TAKE IT FROM

HERE.

>> Mr. Gus: WELL, IT'S THAT TIME

OF YEAR AGAIN WHERE OUR

ROLLER CHAIR DERBY GEARS UP FOR

THE FINAL SPIN OFF --

>> Uncle Grandpa: HOLD THE

PHONE!

>> Mr. Gus: GUH!

>> Uncle Grandpa: WE HAVE A

SPECIAL REPORT!

SORRY TO INTERRUPT

SPORTS CORNER, BUT WE HAVE A

SPECIAL BULLETIN COMING THOUGH

TO ME ON MY EAR THINGY.

[ WHIFFLE! ]

WE'VE BEEN INFORMED OF A

HIGH-SPEED CHASE CURRENTLY IN

PROGRESS.

LET'S GO TO A LIVE FEED OF THE

CHASE.

AS YOU CAN SEE, OUR

"GOOD MORNIN' NEWS" 'COPTER IS

ON HIS TAIL.

>> GRFT: [ ROARS ]

>> Uncle Grandpa: HUH?

HOLY SMOKES!

YOU'RE RIGHT!

IT IS THE U.G.-RV!!

BELLY BAG, YOU'RE IN THE RV.

CAN YOU GIVE US ANY DETAILS AS

TO WHAT'S HAPPENING AT THIS

MOMENT?

>> Belly Bag: YES,

UNCLE GRANDPA.

AS YOU KNOW, I'M CURRENTLY IN

THE U.G.-RV, AND WE HAVE YET TO

UNCOVER WHO IS AT THE DRIVER'S

SEAT.

HOWEVER, ON A BRIGHTER NOTE,

WE'VE BEEN ABLE TO FIND THE

RIGHT CLEANING PRODUCT TO REMOVE

THE STAIN ON YOUR JACKET!

AS YOU CAN SEE, YOU'RE AS GOOD

AS CLEAN!

>> Uncle Grandpa: WOW!

THANKS, BELLY BAG!

>> Belly Bag: BACK TO YOU,

UNCLE GRANDPA.

>> GRFT: [ ROARS ]

>> Uncle Grandpa: YOU'RE RIGHT,

GIANT REALISTIC FLYING TIGER.

WHILE WE TRY TO UNCOVER THE

IDENTITY OF THE MYSTERIOUS

U.G.-RV DRIVER, LET'S PICK UP

WHERE WE LEFT OFF WITH THE

SPORTS CORNER.

>> Mr. Gus: YEAH, THANKS.

AS WE GEAR UP FOR THE WINTER

PLAYOFFS, THERE'S BEEN A LOT OF

BUZZ ABOUT THIS YEAR'S

BUBBLE-BLOWING CHAMPIONSHIP.

TEAMS HAVE BEEN POPPING OFF TO A

GREAT START IN THE FIRST QUARTER

WHERE WE CAN EXPECT BIG RESULTS

WITH A PLAY-BY-PLAY BLOW-OFF,

REACHING AN ALL NEW --

[ CRASH! ]

>> Pizza Steve: HEY, SORRY I'M

LATE.

I WAS BEING CHASED BY SOME CRAZY

HELICOPTERS.

ALSO, I DON'T REALLY KNOW HOW TO

DRIVE.

>> Belly Bag: WE'RE LIVE ON THE

SPOT WHERE THE DRIVER OF THE

VEHICLE HAS BEEN IDENTIFIED AS

LONG-TIME UNCLE GRANDPA

COMPANION AND MR. GUS AGITATOR,

PIZZA STEVE!

BACK TO YOU, UNCLE GRANDPA.

>> Uncle Grandpa: WHEEEEEE!

WHA!

THANKS, BELLY BAG.

NOW PIZZA STEVE WITH THE

WEATHER!

>> Pizza Steve: HEY, EVERYBODY!

WE'VE HAD SOME PRETTY CRAZY

WEATHER ALL WEEK.

AND IT'S ONLY GETTING CRAZIER!

BE EXPECTING A PREHEAT OF

425 DEGREES FOR ABOUT 12 TO 15

MINUTES.

20 MINUTES IF YOU'RE IN THE MOOD

FOR A CRISPIER CRUST.

LET THINGS COOL DOWN FOR ABOUT

10 MINUTES BEFORE SERVING, AND

MAKE SURE TO WEAR THE PROPER

ATTIRE FOR ADDITIONAL TOPPINGS.

>> Uncle Grandpa: I GUESS YOU

CAN SAY WE'RE IN FOR SOME CHEESY

WEATHER, HUH, PIZZA STEVE?

>> Pizza Steve: I DON'T GET IT.

>> Belly Bag: BACK TO YOU,

UNCLE GRANDPA!

[ STATIC, BEEP ]

>> Uncle Grandpa: YES, THANKS,

BELLY BAG.

WAIT A SEC.

MY FINGERS ARE STUCK IN MY EAR!

HOW DOES THIS KEEP HAPPENING?

[ GRUNTING ]

>> Mr. Gus: [ GRUMBLES ]

>> GRFT: [ ROARS ]

>> Pizza Steve: UH, WHAT ARE --

>> Uncle Grandpa: DIGGING A

HOLE!

[ BLINK! ]

[ BLINK! ]

[ BLINK! ]

[ DOINK! ]

>> HEY, BEN!

IS THIS COOL?

OR IS IT DUMB?

>> DUMB.

>> HEY, BEN!

IS THIS COOL?

OR IS IT DUMB?

>> DUMB.

>> HEY, BEN!

[ STRAINING ]

IS THIS COOL?

OR IS IT DUMB?

>> DUMB.

>> HEY, BEN!

IS THIS COOL?

OR IS IT DUMB?

>> DUMB.

>> HEY, BEN!

IS THIS COOL?

OR IS IT DUMB?

DUMB.

>> DUMB.

DUMB.

DUMB.

DUMB.

[ ROBOT BEEPS ]

DUMB.

[ GUITAR SOLO ]

DUMB.

[ TURTLES CHIRPING ]

DUMB.

DUMB.

[ CASH REGISTER DINGS ]

DUMB.

[ CHAINSAWS WHIRRING ]

DUMB.

DUMB.

DUMB.

>> [ PANTING ]

>> DUMB.

>> HEY, GOOBER!

I THINK THESE TURTLES ARE

TALKING TO EACH OTHER.

>> [ CHUCKLES ]

COOL!

>> Uncle Grandpa: [ LAUGHS ]

SLOUCHIN' ON THE COUCH,

SLOUCHIN' ON THE COUCH.

SLOUCHIN' ON THE COUCH,

SLOUCHIN' ON THE COUCH.

SLOUCHIN' ON THE COUCH,

SLOUCHIN' ON THE COUCH.

SLOUCHIN' ON THE COUCH,

SLOUCHIN' ON THE COUCH.

SLOUCHIN' ON THE COUCH,

SLOUCHIN' ON THE COUCH.

SLOUCHIN' ON THE COUCH,

SLOUCHIN' ON THE COUCH.

SLOUCHIN' ON THE COUCH,

SLOUCHIN' ON THE COUCH.

[ THUD ]

SLOUCHIN' ON THE FLOOR.

SLOUCHIN' ON THE FLOOR.

SLOUCHIN' ON THE FLOOR.

SLOUCHIN' ON THE FLOOR.

I BROKE THRO-O-O-O-UGH!

I'M GONNA KILL HIM!

I'M GONNA KILL HIM!

I'M GONNA KNOCK HIS CLOCK OFF!

>> Pizza Steve: N-N-NOW, TAKE IT

EASY, UNCLE G!

>> Uncle Grandpa: I'M GONNA BEAT

THE STUFFING OUT OF THAT CLOWN!

HUHH!

YAAH!

>> Pizza Steve: YOU'RE GOING

ABOUT IT ALL WRONG, DUDE!

>> Uncle Grandpa: GET OUT OF MY

WAY, PIZZA STEVE!

>> Pizza Steve: BUT, UNCLE G!

[ GRUNTS ]

YOU GOT TO WEAR A BLINDFOLD IF

YOU'RE GONNA HIT THE PIÑATA!

>> Mr. Gus: THEM'S THE RULES!

>> Uncle Grandpa: OH, YEAH!

>> Belly Bag: [ GRUNTING ]

>> Pizza Steve: HOLD STILL,

BELLY BAG!

>> Belly Bag: BUT THAT'S JUST

IT!

I'M BELLY BAG, NOT A BLINDFOLD!

>> Pizza Steve: [ SIGHS ]

HOW MANY TIMES DO WE HAVE TO GO

OVER THIS?

HOW MANY?

THE BLINDFOLD STORE IS CLOSED!

AND THE SOONER UNCLE G CRACKS

THE PIÑATA, THE SOONER WE ALL

EAT CANDY!

>> Uncle Grandpa: I CALL DIBS ON

THE BUTTERSCOTCH DOORKNOBS!

>> Belly Bag: ALL RIGHT,

UNCLE GRANDPA.

TAKE FOUR STEPS FORWARD AND

SWING!

>> Uncle Grandpa: GOT IT!

ONE, TWO, THREE, FOUR, AND

SWING!

[ CRASH! ]

>> Belly Bag: UNCLE GRANDPA, I

SAID STEP FORWARD!

[ SLAP! ]

>> Pizza Steve: OOF!

AAH!

>> Belly Bag: NOW STOP!

SLOW DOWN, UNCLE GRANDPA!

>> Mr. Gus: [ SIGHS ]

>> Belly Bag: UNCLE GRANDPA!

27 STEPS BACK!

>> Uncle Grandpa: I SMELL LEMON

CANDY!

>> HI, UNCLE GRANDP--

AAAH!

>> Uncle Grandpa: [ Chanting ]

CANDY! CANDY! CANDY! CANDY!

[ ALARM BLARING ]

CANDY! CANDY! CANDY!

THERE BETTER BE SOME

KRAZYBERRY LOLLY LOGS IN THIS

THING!

[ CLANG! ]

[ SLAM! ]

[ ALL CHEERING ]

[ BLARING CONTINUES ]

>> Belly Bag: 723 STEPS

BACKWARDS, UNCLE GRANDPA!

>> Uncle Grandpa: BUT THE PIÑATA

IS RIGHT HERE, BELLY BAG!

>> Belly Bag: OOH, I HOPE YOU

KNOW A GOOD LAWYER,

UNCLE GRANDPA!

>> Uncle Grandpa: WHY?

YOU GONNA SUE ME IF I EAT ALL

THE CANDY?

JUST CHILLAX!

THERE'S PLENTY OF CANDY IN THIS

THING FOR EVERYBODY.

[ CLANG! ]

[ SPLAT! ]

UH-OH.

I THINK I LOST MY BASHING STICK!

WAIT, NEVER MIND.

I GOT IT.

[ ZAP! ZAP! ZAP! ]

DID ANY CANDY FALL OUT YET?

>> Belly Bag: UM, NO.

BUT I'M SURE WE'LL GET SOME

FALLOUT ANY SECOND NOW.

[ BOOM! ]

>> Uncle Grandpa: OH, BOY!

HOT ATOMIC CHERRY BALLS!

[ SIRENS WAILING ]

BASHING STICK!

BRING ON THE CANDY, CANDY,

CANDY!

[ HELICOPTER BLADES WHIRRING ]

[ BOOM! ]

[ ROOSTER CROWING ]

>> Mr. Gus: [ SIGHS ]

>> Pizza Steve: YOU GOT THAT

RIGHT.

[ DING! ]

[ CLANG! ]

>> Belly Bag: YOU DID IT,

UNCLE GRANDPA!

>> Uncle Grandpa: [ GASPS ]

[ GULP! ]

WELL, ALL'S WELL THAT ENDS WELL!

[ ZAPPING ]

[ CLANG! ]

>> Uncle Grandpa: OOOOOOOH!

>> Mr. Gus: WERE YOU DIGGING A

HOLE AGAIN?

>> Uncle Grandpa: MAYBE.

[ UP-TEMPO MUSIC PLAYS ]