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[ UP-TEMPO MUSIC PLAYS ]
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>> Uncle Grandpa: GOOD MORNING!
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GOOD MORNING.
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GOOD MORNING.
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>> GRFT: [ ROARS ]
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>> Uncle Grandpa: GOOD MORNING.
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GOOD MORNING!
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>> [ QUACKS ]
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[ CHOMP! ]
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[ MUNCH! MUNCH! ]
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>> Pizza Steve: AW, MAN.
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>> Uncle Grandpa: DID YOU BEAT
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THE GAME ALREADY, PIZZA STEVE?
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>> Pizza Steve: THIS STUPID
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GAME?
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[ SCOFFS ]
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ARE YOU KIDDING ME, BRO?
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IT ONLY TOOK LIKE FIVE MINUTES.
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AND I HAD MY EYES CLOSED THE
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WHOLE TIME.
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>> Uncle Grandpa: NO WAY!
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>> Pizza Steve: HERE.
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I'LL PROVE IT.
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>> Uncle Grandpa: WHOA!
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HIGH FIVE FOR BEING THE BEST
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NUMBER-ONE VIDEO-GAME CHAMPION,
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PIZZA STEVE.
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>> Pizza Steve: [ LAUGHS ]
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ALL RIGHT!
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>> Uncle Grandpa: I SHOULD LET
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YOU DRIVE THE R.V. ONE DAY.
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>> Mr. Gus: YOU NEVER LET ME
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DRIVE THE R.V.
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WHY --
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>> Uncle Grandpa 2: PLEASE,
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MR. GUS.
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PIZZA STEVE WAS PROBABLY JUST
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ABOUT TO SAY SOMETHING.
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>> Pizza Steve: MR. GUS, MAYBE
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YOU SHOULD SPEND MORE TIME BEING
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A WINNER AND LESS TIME PUTTING
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UP LOSER BIRDHOUSES.
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'CAUSE LAST TIME I CHECKED, I
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DIDN'T SEE ANY BIRDS IN HERE.
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UNCLE G, DO YOU SEE ANY BIRDS IN
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HERE?
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>> Uncle Grandpa: NOPE.
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[ BIRDS CHIRPING ]
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[ TIRES SCREECHING ]
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[ POP! ]
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>> Uncle Grandpa: GOOD MORNING!
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NEAT!
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>> HEY!
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>> Uncle Grandpa: WHOA!
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LOOK OUT, LOOK OUT, LOOK OUT!
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OH...YOU JUST LOST.
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>> UNCLE GRANDPA!
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>> Uncle Grandpa: HEY, ADAM.
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WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?
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>> I'VE BEEN DOWN HERE FOR WEEKS
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TRYING TO BEAT THIS VIDEO GAME.
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I CAN'T EVEN GET PAST THE FIRST
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LEVEL.
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>> Uncle Grandpa: I KNOW HOW TO
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HELP YOU.
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>> YOU...DO?
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>> Uncle Grandpa: YEP.
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NOW, LISTEN.
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THAT GAME'S A TOUGH ONE, BUT
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YOU'VE GOT A BRAIN, SO ALL WE
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HAVE TO DO IS MAKE THAT BRAIN
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AWESOME AT VIDEO GAMES.
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AND YOU'RE IN LUCK, 'CAUSE I
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KNOW THE MASTER OF VIDEO
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GAMES -- PIZZA STEVE.
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>> Pizza Steve: MASTER OF VIDEO
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GAMES?
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UH...BUT I, UH --
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>> Uncle Grandpa: OKAY,
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PIZZA STEVE.
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WE'RE GONNA GET INSIDE ADAM'S
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HEAD, TAKE OVER ADAM'S BRAIN,
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AND THEN USE YOUR AWESOME
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VIDEO-GAME SKILLS TO MAKE ADAM
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GOOD AT VIDEO GAMES.
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>> Pizza Steve: MY...AWESOME
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VIDEO-GAME SKILLS?
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BUT I, UH -- I DON'T HAVE MY
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LUCKY CONTROLLER WITH ME.
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>> Uncle Grandpa: THAT'S OKAY.
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I GOT IT RIGHT HERE.
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HEY, UNCLE GRANDPA!
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CAN YOU MAKE US TEENY-TINY?
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>> Uncle Grandpa 2: OKAY,
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UNCLE GRANDPA.
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>> Uncle Grandpa: NOW PUT US ON
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ADAM'S FACE.
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THANKS.
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WAIT.
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NOW ADD SOME LENS FLARES.
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[ TWINKLE! ]
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AWESOME.
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ALL RIGHT.
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LET'S MOVE.
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[ SQUISH! ]
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[ POP! ZIP! ]
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OKAY, PIZZA STEVE.
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THE PRESSURE'S ON, AND THE
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STAKES HAVE NEVER BEEN HIGHER.
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THIS GAME WILL DETERMINE WHETHER
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ADAM WILL BECOME SUCCESSFUL IN
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LIFE OR SPIRAL OUT OF CONTROL
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INTO THE DEPTHS OF DEPRESSION
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AND FAILURE.
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HERE'S THE CONTROLLER.
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>> Pizza Steve: YOU GO FIRST,
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UNCLE G.
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>> Uncle Grandpa: BUT,
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PIZZA STEVE, YOU'RE THE
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VIDEO-GAME MASTER.
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>> Pizza Steve: BUT, UH...I'VE
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GOT PIZZA ALL OVER MY HANDS.
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YOU HANDLE THE CONTROLLER.
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I'LL TELL YOU WHAT TO DO IF YOU
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NEED HELP.
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>> Uncle Grandpa: OKAY.
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I'LL GIVE IT A SHOT.
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[ BEEPING ]
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WHAT DO I DO? WHAT DO I DO?
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WHAT DO I DO?
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>> Pizza Steve: HIT "START,"
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BRO.
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[ BEEP ]
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>> Uncle Grandpa: OKAY. GOT IT.
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NOW WHAT?
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>> Pizza Steve: UH...
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FIRST, YOU SHOULD START LOOKING
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AROUND.
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>> Uncle Grandpa: INTERESTING
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FIRST LEVEL WE GOT HERE.
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SIR LANCELOT'S BATTLE AX!
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>> Pizza Steve: OH, SWEET!
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PICK IT UP, UNCLE G.
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>> Uncle Grandpa: HECK, YEAH, I
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WILL.
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[ CREAK! ]
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[ WHIRRING ]
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>> Uncle Grandpa: OKAY.
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NOW WHAT, PIZZA STEVE?
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>> Pizza Steve: DUDE, TREASURE
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CHEST STRAIGHT AHEAD.
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>> Uncle Grandpa: SWEET.
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[ WHIRRING ]
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[ WHAP! ]
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ALL RIGHT. LET'S KEEP MOVING.
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IT'S A CREEPY TORTURE DUNGEON!
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>> Pizza Steve: WE BETTER GET
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OUT OF HERE.
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>> Uncle Grandpa: THERE'S NO WAY
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OUT.
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WHAT DO WE DO, PIZZA STEVE?
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>> Pizza Steve: UH...USUALLY
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WHEN I CAN'T FIND A DOOR, UM, I
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JUST MAKE ONE?
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>> Uncle Grandpa: OKAY, MASTER
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OF ALL VIDEO GAMES.
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[ WHIRRING ]
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[ PITTER! ]
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[ ZOOM! ]
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[ CRASH! ]
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>> Both: [ GROANING ]
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>> Uncle Grandpa: ARE YOU SURE
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WE CAN MAKE OUR OWN DOOR IN THIS
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GAME?
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>> Pizza Steve: TOTALLY.
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UH, YOU JUST GOT TO GIVE IT MORE
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JUICE, DUDE.
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>> Uncle Grandpa: ALL RIGHT.
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AAH!
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[ CRASH! ]
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SWEET. IT WORKED.
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>> Pizza Steve: TOLD YOU.
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[ WHIRRING ]
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>> Uncle Grandpa: WHOA!
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IT'S A SKATEBOARD RAIL SLIDE
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BONUS LEVEL.
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YOU GOT TO DO IT, PIZZA STEVE.
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>> Pizza Steve: NO!
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[ ZIP! ]
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I MEAN, YEAH...I REALLY WANT TO
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PLAY [Chuckling] BUT...YOU'RE
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KILLING IT, UNCLE G!
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YOU GOT TO KEEP GOING.
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[ WHIRL! ]
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>> Uncle Grandpa: OKAY.
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BUT IF THIS WASN'T A VIDEO GAME,
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IT WOULD BE A DEATH WISH.
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[ WHIRS ]
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[ SMACK! ]
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[ SQUEAK! ]
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[ WHOOSH! ]
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[ SCREECH! ]
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[ SMACK! ]
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I THINK WE BOTCHED THE LANDING.
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[ RUMBLING APPROACHING ]
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WE GOT TO GET OUT OF THIS STUPID
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LEVEL.
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YOU HAVE ANY MORE GOOD MOVES?
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>> Pizza Steve: SURE I DO.
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UM, HAVEN'T YOU EVER HEARD OF
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THE, UH...PIZZA STEVE 2000 MOVE?
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>> Uncle Grandpa: 2000?
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THAT SOUNDS WAY TOO HARD.
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YOU -- YOU BETTER DO IT,
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PIZZA STEVE.
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>> Pizza Steve: NO, MAN.
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IT'S EASY, AND, UH, WE CAN
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TOTALLY BEAT THE WHOLE GAME
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RIGHT NOW IF YOU DO IT.
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ALL YOU GOT TO DO IS, UH, SLAP
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ALL THE BUTTONS AND MOVE THE
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JOYSTICK ALL OVER THE PLACE.
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IT'S PURE WIN, DUDE.
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>> Uncle Grandpa: REALLY?
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OKAY. LET'S GIVE IT A WHIRL.
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[ WHIP! WHIP! WHIP! WHIP! ]
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[ HORN HONKS ]
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[ WHOOSH! ]
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[ CRASH! ]
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>> MY NUTS!
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[ WHIFFLE! ]
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>> Uncle Grandpa: AWESOME
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GRAPHICS!
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[ ELEPHANT TRUMPETS ]
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[ SMACK! ]
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I THOUGHT YOU SAID THAT MOVE
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WOULD BEAT THE GAME.
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>> Pizza Steve: I, UH --
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>> Uncle Grandpa: HMM...
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WAIT A MINUTE.
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THIS IS BAD.
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THIS IS REALLY BAD.
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WE'RE IN JAIL.
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[ GORILLA GRUNTING ]
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WITH A COUNTRY-MUSIC SUPERSTAR!
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FLIPPIN' FROG LEGS! WE LOST!
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[ POP! ]
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[ WHIFFLE! ]
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>> HUH?
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WHERE AM I?
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[ GORILLA GRUNTING ]
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AAH! WHAT THE --
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>> Uncle Grandpa: YOU SAID THE
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SUPER PIZZA STEVE 2000 MOVE
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WOULD BEAT THE GAME.
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AND NOW WE'RE IN JAIL?!
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>> UNCLE GRANDPA, PIZZA STEVE,
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HELP!
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[ Muffled ] HELP!
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>> Uncle Grandpa: DID YOU HEAR
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THAT?
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>> Pizza Steve: UH...YEAH.
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>> Uncle Grandpa: I THINK ADAM'S
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IN TROUBLE.
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[ PLOP! ]
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[ GORILLA GRUNTING ]
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UH-OH.
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>> UNCLE GRANDPA, WHAT THE HECK
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IS GOING ON?
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>> Uncle Grandpa: HUH?
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OH, UH...JUST BEATING THE GAME.
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UH, WE'RE BEATING THE GAME.
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>> WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE!
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>> Uncle Grandpa: BEATING THE
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GAME!
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[ ZIP! ]
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>> UNCLE GRANDPA!
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[ GORILLA ROARS ]
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[ SCREECH! ]
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>> Uncle Grandpa: PIZZA STEVE,
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ADAM'S IN REAL DANGER OUT THERE.
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I THOUGHT YOU SAID YOU WERE THE
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MASTER OF VIDEO GAMES.
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>> Pizza Steve: I AM.
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>> Uncle Grandpa: I'M BEGINNING
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TO WONDER IF YOU'RE TELLING ME
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THE TRUTH ABOUT YOUR VIDEO-GAME
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SKILLS.
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IN FACT, I'M BEGINNING TO WONDER
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IF YOU'VE BEEN TELLING ME THE
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TRUTH ABOUT ANYTHING.
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>> Pizza Steve: UNCLE G, I DON'T
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NEED TO SIT HERE AND TAKE THIS.
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>> Uncle Grandpa: WAIT.
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IF YOU'RE NOT LYING TO ME, THEN
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YOU'RE GONNA PROVE IT.
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>> Pizza Steve: [ GULPS ]
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>> AH! NO, NO, NO.
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[ SCREAMS ]
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UNCLE GRANDPA!
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[ POP! ZIP! ]
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[ SQUISH! ]
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>> Pizza Steve: [ SIGHS ]
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ALL RIGHT. HERE GOES NOTHING.
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[ WHIRRING ]
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[ GORILLA ROARS ]
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[ GORILLA ROARS ]
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>> Uncle Grandpa: GEE WHIZ!
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[ SCREECH! ]
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[ WHIFFLE! ]
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[ SMACK! ]
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AMAZING!
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[ POINK! POINK! POINK! ]
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>> Pizza Steve: OH, WHO AM I
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KIDDING?!
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I DON'T KNOW WHAT I'M DOING.
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>> Uncle Grandpa: PIZZA STEVE,
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YOU DID IT!
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>> Pizza Steve: HUH?
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YEAH.
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THAT'S RIGHT.
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I DID IT.
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NOT SURPRISING AT ALL WHEN
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YOU'RE THE MASTER OF VIDEO
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GAMES.
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[ SLINK! ]
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>> Uncle Grandpa: WELL, I HOPE
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YOU LEARNED SOMETHING TODAY,
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ADAM.
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>> NOT AT ALL.
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>> Uncle Grandpa: GREAT!
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PIZZA STEVE, I OWE YOU AN
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APOLOGY.
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YOU PROVED THAT YOU REALLY ARE
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THE MASTER OF VIDEO GAMES.
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>> Pizza Steve: NOT GONNA LIE,
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I'M A LITTLE HURT, UNCLE G.
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BUT I'LL CONSIDER ACCEPTING YOUR
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APOLOGY IF I CAN USE YOUR CREDIT
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CARD TO ORDER SOME PIZZAS
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TONIGHT.
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>> Uncle Grandpa: YOU GOT IT,
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PIZZA STEVE.
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NOW LET'S GO HOME.
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[ WHISTLES ]
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>> WAIT! WAIT!
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BUT I'M STILL A LOSER AT VIDEO
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GAMES.
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[ ZIP! ]
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>> Pizza Steve: BRO!
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YOU WANT TO KNOW THE MOTHER OF
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ALL VIDEO-GAME TIPS?
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>> YEAH.
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>> Pizza Steve: JUST CLOSE YOUR
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EYES AND HIT ALL THE BUTTONS
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RANDOMLY.
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WORKS EVERY TIME, DUDE.
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>> HIT ALL THE BUTTONS RANDOMLY.
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YEAH.
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THANKS, YOU GUYS.
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OW!
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>> [ QUACKING ]
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>> TEARS OF JOY WELL UP BEHIND
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MY SHADES AS I GAZE UPON A TRUE
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MASTER OF VIDEO GAMES.
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>> Uncle Grandpa: WHOA!
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[ CREAK! ]
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WHAA! WHO-O-A!
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THE CAMPFIRE IS RIP-ROARING, AND
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THAT CAN MEAN ONLY ONE THING.
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>> GRFT: [ ROARS ]
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>> Uncle Grandpa: [ LAUGHS ]
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SILLY, GIANT REALISTIC FLYING
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TIGER.
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THE MART MART FIRE WAS AN
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ACCIDENT.
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THIS FIRE IS FOR...
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"UNCLE GRANDPA'S STORY TIME
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STORYBOOK OF STORIES."
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NOW, PAY ATTENTION, GANG.
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YOU JUST MIGHT LEARN A VERY
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IMPORTANT LESSON ABOUT LIFE.
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"CHAPTER ONE -- THE LEGEND OF
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THE BEARDMAN, THE NIGHTTIME
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TICKLER."
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[ TWINKLE! ]
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[ RIP! ]
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[ CHOMP! ]
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MM-MMM.
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[ GULP! ]
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ONCE UPON A...
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[ RIP! ]
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MMM.
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...TIME.
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[ RIP! ]
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MMM. MMM.
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THERE WAS A MYSTERIOUS BEARD,
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COVERED FROM HEAD TO TOE IN
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BEARD, KNOWN ONLY AS THE
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BEARDMAN.
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[ POINK! ]
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>> [ CHUCKLES MANIACALLY ]
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>> Uncle Grandpa: THIS BEARDMAN
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CHARACTER WAS A NOCTURNAL
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TRICKSTER...
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[ CRANK! ]
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...TICKLING NOSES WITH HIS WISPY
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BEARD.
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[ WHIFFLE! ]
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>> [ SNIFFS ]
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[ SMACK! ]
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[ SNIFFLES ]
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>> Uncle Grandpa: HE WAS A REAL
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RASCAL.
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BUT ONE FATEFUL NIGHT, THE
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BEARDMAN LEARNED A VERY
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IMPORTANT LESSON ABOUT LIFE.
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[ ZIP! ]
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>> [ CHUCKLES MANIACALLY ]
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[ WHIFFLE! ]
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>> [ SNIFFLES ]
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[ SMACK! ]
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>> [ LAUGHS MANIACALLY ]
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>> [ GASPS ]
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[ SCREAMS ]
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>> Uncle Grandpa: HE LEARNED A
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LESSON ABOUT LIFE WHICH LANDED
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HIM IN JAIL.
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THE END.
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[ RIP! ]
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MMM. YUM. YUM.
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[ GULP! ]
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SUCH A TASTY STORY.
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>> Mr. Gus: SO...THE BIG,
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IMPORTANT LIFE LESSON HE LEARNED
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WAS, DON'T SNEAK INTO OTHER
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PEOPLE'S HOUSES AND TICKLE THEM
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WITH YOUR BEARD WHILE THEY SLEEP
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OR YOU'LL GO TO JAIL.
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>> Uncle Grandpa: YEP.
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WHO WANTS THE COVER?
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>> Pizza Steve: UH...THAT'S ALL
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YOU, UNCLE G.
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>> Uncle Grandpa: OKAY.
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YOUR LOSS.
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[ SQUISH! ]
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MM-MMM.
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[ BLINK! ]
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>> Mr. Gus: [ SLURPING ]
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>> Uncle Grandpa: MR. GUS!
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A LITTLE HELP!
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PLEASE!
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[ SCREAMS ]
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>> Mr. Gus: [ SLURPING ]
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>> THAT WAS QUITE DELICIOUS.
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