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[ UP-TEMPO MUSIC PLAYS ]
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>> Uncle Grandpa: GOOD MORNING!
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GOOD MORNING.
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GOOD MORNING.
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>> GRFT: [ ROARS ]
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>> Uncle Grandpa: GOOD MORNING.
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GOOD MORNING!
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[ SIGN BUZZING ]
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>> Uncle Grandpa: THIS PLACE HAS
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GOT THE BEST SPAGHETTI IN TOWN!
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>> Pizza Steve: HMM.
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NEEDS MORE HABANERO SAUCE.
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OOH! THAT'S NICE.
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>> GRFT: [ GROWLS ]
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[ ROARS ]
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>> Mr. Gus: ONLY YOU GUYS COULD
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GO TO A SEAFOOD RESTAURANT AND
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NOTEAT SEAFOOD.
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SO WEIRD.
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>> YAR. HERE BE YE CHECK.
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SHIVER ME TIMBERS.
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>> Mr. Gus: THANKS.
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>> YAR WELCOME.
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>> Mr. Gus: HOW DO YOU GUYS WANT
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TO SPLIT THE CHECK?
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[ FLIES BUZZING ]
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>> Pizza Steve: SORRY, MAN.
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MY MONEY'S ALL TIED UP IN THE
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STOCK MARKET.
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>> Mr. Gus: HMM.
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CAN'T SEEM TO FIND MY WALLET.
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>> Pizza Steve: OH, YEAH.
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YOU LEFT IT IN YOUR BACK POCKET.
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BUT, JUST SO YOU KNOW, IT WAS
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EMPTY WHEN I FOUND IT.
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>> Uncle Grandpa: I'LL TAKE CARE
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OF THE BILL.
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BELLY BAG, CAN YOU PLEASE HAND
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ME MY PENNY POUCH?
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>> Belly Bag: SORRY,
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UNCLE GRANDPA, BUT YOU LEFT IT
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IN YOUR OTHER BODY.
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>> Mr. Gus: SOUNDS LIKE WE'LL
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HAVE TO WASH DISHES TO PAY FOR
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THIS MEAL.
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>> Pizza Steve: PFFT!
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NO WAY!
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PIZZA STEVE CAN'T DIRTY HIS
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HANDS WITH GREASY FOODS!
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IT'S BAD FOR MY HEALTH.
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>> Mr. Gus: [ GROANS ]
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WELL, THEN, HOW ELSE DO YOU
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PROPOSE WE PAY FOR THIS BILL?
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>> Uncle Grandpa: MR. GUS IS
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RIGHT.
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WE HAVE TO -- [ SNIFFLES ] --
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WASH DISHES.
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HOLD THE MAYO!
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WHAT'S THIS?!
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COULD IT BE?
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OH!
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I CAN'T BELIEVE IT!
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DO YOU GUYS KNOW WHAT THIS IS?!
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>> Mr. Gus: UH-HUH.
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THAT'S A CHILDREN'S ACTIVITY
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PLACE MAT.
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>> Uncle Grandpa: EXACTLY!
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IT'S A TREASURE MAP.
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THIS IS THE ANSWER TO ALL OUR
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PROBLEMS!
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WE CAN FOLLOW IT AND PAY FOR OUR
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MEAL!
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>> Pizza Steve: WE'LL HAVE
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ENOUGH MONEY TO HIRE PEOPLE TO
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WASH DISHES FOR US!
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WHOO!
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WE'RE RICH!
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>> Uncle Grandpa: WAITRESS!
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THREE OF YOUR FINEST SHOVELS,
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PLEASE!
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>> Mr. Gus: SERIOUSLY?
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WE CAN'T JUST HAVE ONE NORMAL
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NIGHT?
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DOES EVERYTHING ALWAYS HAVE TO
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GET WEIRD?
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>> Uncle Grandpa: LET'S START
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DIGGING OUR PATH FROM UNDER THE
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TABLE.
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>> GRFT: [ ROARS ]
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JUST TELL THE WAITRESS WE WENT
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TO THE BATHROOM.
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TREASURE!
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>> Pizza Steve: COME ON,
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MR. GUS!
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WE'RE GONNA NEED YOUR HELP
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CARRYING ALL THE HEAVY
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TREASURES!
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>> Mr. Gus: STOP GIVING ME THAT
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LOOK.
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I WON'T BE GONE FOR LONG.
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AND DON'T TOUCH MY FISH!
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>> GRFT: [ MEOWS ]
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>> Uncle Grandpa: ♪ DIGGIN' A
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HOLE ♪
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>> Mr. Gus: I'M TELLING YOU
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GUYS, IT'S JUST AN ACTIVITY
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PLACE MAT.
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YOU'RE DIGGING FOR NO REASON.
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UGH!
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EVERYONE'S GONNA THINK WE'RE
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BEING WEIRD.
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>> Belly Bag: WHAT'S YOUR BEEF
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WITH BEING WEIRD, MR. GUS?
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IT'S WHO WE ARE!
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>> Uncle Grandpa: COME ON,
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MR. GUS!
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TREASURE!
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>> Pizza Steve: LAST ONE IN IS A
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MR. GUS!
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>> Mr. Gus: THAT DON'T MAKE ANY
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SENSE.
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I
AMTHE LAST ONE IN.
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[ GRUNTS ]
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UNCLE GRANDPA...
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MAYBE WE SHOULD TRY SOMETHING...
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MORE PRACTICAL...
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INSTEAD OF THIS NONSENSE!
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>> Uncle Grandpa: MORE
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PRACTICAL...
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YOU'RE RIGHT, MR. GUS!
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PIZZA STEVE, IF YOU PLEASE.
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>> Mr. Gus: WHAT ARE YOU GUYS
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DOING?
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>> Uncle Grandpa: HA HA!
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JUST LIKE THE MAP SAYS --
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ROOT BEER RIVER!
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[ FOG HORN SOUNDS ]
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>> Mr. Gus: [ SNIFFS ]
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DOESN'T SMELL LIKE ROOT BEER.
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>> Uncle Grandpa: WHOO!
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REALLY, MR. GUS?
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FEELS LIKE ROOT BEER TO ME!
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[ GIGGLING ]
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>> Pizza Steve: MMM.
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TASTES LIKE ROOT BEER, TOO.
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>> Belly Bag: [ SLURPING ]
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AHH.
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COME ON, MR. GUS!
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TRY IT OUT!
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>> Mr. Gus: I DON'T KNOW, GUYS.
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THIS DEFINITELY LOOKS LIKE A
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SEWER TO ME.
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>> Uncle Grandpa: MR. GUS, WE
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DON'T HAVE TIME TO ARGUE.
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WE HAVE A TREASURE TO FIND.
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NOW HOP ABOARD THE
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ROOT-BEER FLOAT!
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>> Mr. Gus: [ SIGHS ]
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FINE.
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>> Uncle Grandpa: ONWARD TO
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CAPTAIN BLOWHOLE'S SECRET
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HIDEOUT!
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[ TOILET FLUSHES ]
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WHEE!
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HA HA!
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WELL, WHAT DO YOU KNOW.
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WE'RE RIGHT ON TRACK, GUYS!
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THE LOST CITY OF FISHLANTIS.
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>> Mr. Gus: UH, NO.
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WE'RE IN THE SUBWAY.
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WHAT THE -- UGH!
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>> Uncle Grandpa: WHAT ARE YOU
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DOING DOWN THERE, MR. GUS?
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THE SECRET TREASURE IS THIS WAY.
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>> Mr. Gus: BU-- W-WHAT?
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>> Pizza Steve: LAST ONE UP IS A
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GRUMPY DINOSAUR.
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>> Uncle Grandpa: WOW, GUYS!
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WE FOUND CAPTAIN BLOWHOLE'S
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UNDERWATER LASER LIGHT SHOW!
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>> Mr. Gus: YOU GOT TO BE
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KIDDING ME.
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>> Uncle Grandpa: WHOO-HOO!
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COME ON, PIZZA STEVE!
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TOUCH EVERY LASER!
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[ ALARM BLARING ]
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>> Mr. Gus: OKAY, GUYS, THAT'S
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ENOUGH!
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>> Pizza Steve: OH, SNAP!
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YOU GUYS HEAR THAT?
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THAT IS MY JAM!
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>> Belly Bag: FOG MACHINE?!
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[ COUGHING ]
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MY FAVORITE!
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>> Mr. Gus: [ COUGHS ]
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THAT'S TEAR GAS!
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>> Pizza Steve: WHAT'S WRONG,
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MR. GUS?
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AFRAID I'LL OUT-DANCE YOU?
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OH, WAIT. I ALREADY HAVE.
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>> THIS IS THE POLICE!
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WE HAVE YOU SURROUNDED!
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COME OUT WITH YOUR HANDS IN THE
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AIR!
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>> Uncle Grandpa: WHAT'D HE SAY?
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>> Pizza Steve: PUT YOUR HANDS
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IN THE AIR!
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>> Uncle Grandpa: WHOO-HOO!
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WHOO, HOO, HOO, HOO!
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WHOO, HOO!
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YEAH, YEAH! YEAH!
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WHOA! WHOO!
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WHOO-HOO-HOO! WHOO!
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[ SIREN WAILS ]
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>> GRFT: [ GROWLS ]
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>> YOUR FRIENDS STILL IN THE
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BATHROOM?
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YOU SURE I CAN'T GET YOU
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ANYTHING ELSE?
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NOT EVEN A STEAK SMOOTHIE?
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>> GRFT: [ GROWLS ]
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[ ALL BREATHING HEAVILY ]
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>> Uncle Grandpa: BOY, GUYS,
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THAT LIGHT SHOW SURE WAS CRAZY!
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>> Mr. Gus: OKAY, GUYS, I'VE HAD
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ENOUGH FUN FOR ONE DAY!
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CAN WE PLEASE HEAD BACK AND JUST
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WASH DISHES TO PAY OUR BILL?!
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>> Uncle Grandpa: BUT, MR. GUS!
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WE'RE SO CLOSE!
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LET ME SHOW YOU ON THE TRUSTY
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DUSTY MAP.
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WAIT A SECOND.
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SOMETHING IS WRONG WITH THIS
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MAP.
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>> Mr. Gus: THAT'S WHAT I'VE
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BEEN TRYING TO TELL YOU!
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>> Uncle Grandpa: WAIT, MR. GUS.
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JUST ONE SECOND.
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THERE WE GO!
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SO, ACCORDING TO THE MAP, THE
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TREASURE IS ABOUT 300 FEET DOWN,
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TO THE LEFT.
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WE'LL PASS THE SHRIMPDILLY WILLY
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ROOM, THEN THROUGH DAVEY JONES
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LOBSTER LOCKER, AND BEFORE YOU
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KNOW IT, WE'LL BE AT THE
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TREASURE!
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>> Mr. Gus: [ GRUMBLES ]
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GIVE ME THAT!
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I KEEP TELLING YOU!
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THIS IS NOT A MAP!
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IT'S A STUPID CHILDREN'S
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ACTIVITY PLACE MAT!
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>> Uncle Grandpa: BUT -- BUT --
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>> Mr. Gus: NO!
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IT'S NOT A TREASURE MAP!
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>> Uncle Grandpa: STAND BACK,
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PIZZA STEVE.
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>> Mr. Gus: STUPID...PLACE...
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MAT...FOR KIDS!
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>> Uncle Grandpa: OH, NO!
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WHAT ARE WE GONNA DO WITH NO
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MAP?
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[ ALL SCREAM ]
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WELL, NICE WORK, MR. GUS.
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NOW HOW ARE WE GONNA GET TO THE
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TREASURE?
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>> AHOY, MATEYS!
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YOU FOUND CAPTAIN BLOWHOLE'S
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SECRET HIDEOUT!
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>> Uncle Grandpa: SEE, MR. GUS?
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HE IS REAL!
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>> Mr. Gus: HUH?
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>> SO, YE THREE BE AFTER ME
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TREASURE?
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>> Uncle Grandpa: YE!
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WE BE THREE!
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CAN WE PLEASE "HEEVE" IT?
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I MEAN, HAVE IT?
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>> [ CHUCKLES ]
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AYE.
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NOT SO FAST, MATEY.
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YOU SEE, IN ORDER TO GET ME
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TREASURE, YOU MUST ANSWER ME
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RIDDLE!
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>> Uncle Grandpa: OH, GREAT!
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I LOVE RIDDLES.
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>> [ CHUCKLES ] WELL, SO DO I.
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BUTIF YOU ANSWER INCORRECTLY,
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YOU'LL BE FORCED TO WALK THE
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PLANK TO YOUR CERTAIN DEMISE.
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[ CROCODILE GROWLS ]
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>> Uncle Grandpa: OKAY!
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WE'LL ANSWER IT.
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>> Mr. Gus: BUT --
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>> GREAT!
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NOW, WHERE DID I PUT THAT
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PLACE MAT?
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AH, HERE WE GO.
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WHAT HAS NO BEGINNING, MIDDLE,
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OR END, BUT TOUCHES EVERY
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CONTINENT?
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>> Pizza Steve: OH, THAT'S EASY.
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- >> Uncle Grandpa: YEAH, THE
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ANSWER IS --
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>> Mr. Gus: NO!
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BEFORE YOU GUYS SAY SOMETHING
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WEIRD, LET
MEHANDLE THIS.
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[ CLEARS THROAT ]
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OKAY. SO, THE CORRECT ANSWER IS,
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OBVIOUSLY, THE OCE--
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>> Uncle Grandpa: UH, PLEASE
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EXCUSE US FOR A MOMENT.
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>> Mr. Gus: UNCLE GRANDPA, WHAT
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ARE YOU DOING?!
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>> Uncle Grandpa: MAKING SURE
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YOU SAY THE RIGHT ANSWER.
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>> Mr. Gus: I WAS.
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AND THE RIGHT ANSWER IS, THE
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OCEAN.
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THE OCEAN HAS NO BEGINNING,
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MIDDLE, OR END BUT TOUCHES EVERY
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CONTINENT!
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>> Uncle Grandpa: NO, MR. GUS.
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IT'S THE NEW SPAGHETTI-FISH
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SANDWICH.
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>> Pizza Steve: YEAH,
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SPAGHETTI-FISH SANDWICH, DUH!
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>> Mr. Gus: WHAT --
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ARE YOU SERIOUS?!
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YOU GUYS ARE SO WEIRD!
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>> Uncle Grandpa: [ CHUCKLES ]
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REMEMBER ROOT BEER RIVER?
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>> Mr. Gus: THAT WAS A SEWER.
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>> Pizza Steve: LOST CITY OF
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FISHLANTIS?
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>> Mr. Gus: THE SUBWAY.
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>> Belly Bag: THE LASER LIGHT
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SHOW?
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>> Mr. Gus: BANK VAULT.
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>> Uncle Grandpa: MR. GUS,
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SOMETIMES YOU JUST HAVE TO
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EMBRACE THE WEIRD!
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>> Mr. Gus: BUT NONE OF THAT
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STUFF WAS WEIRD.
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YOUJUST PRETENDED IT WAS.
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>> Uncle Grandpa: NONE OF THIS
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STUFF IS WEIRD, MR. GUS?
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>> Pizza Steve: WHY DON'T YOU
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TELL THAT TO THE TALKING DOLPHIN
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PIRATE OVER THERE?
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>> TAKE YOUR TIME!
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IT'S A TOUGHIE.
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>> Mr. Gus: WHATEVER.
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I KNOW WHAT THE RIGHT ANSWER IS,
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AND THAT'S THE ONE I'M GONNA
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GIVE HIM.
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OKAY, CAPTAIN BLOWHOLE.
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THE CORRECT ANSWER IS --
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>> Uncle Grandpa: MR. GUS,
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EMBRACE IT!
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EMBRACE THE WEIRD!
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>> Mr. Gus: UH...
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UH...
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>> [ PANTING EXCITEDLY ]
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>> Mr. Gus: UH...
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SPAGHETTI-FISH SANDWICH?
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>> HMM...
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[ MUTTERING ]
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SPAGHETTI-FISH...
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CORRECT!
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>> ALL: HOORAY! WE DID IT!
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>> WELL, HERE SHE IS, BOYS -- ME
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TREASURE!
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>> Mr. Gus: "ONE FREE MEAL AT
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CAPTAIN BLOWHOLE'S"?
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>> VALID AT ANY PARTICIPATING
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CAPTAIN BLOWHOLE FRANCHISE!
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>> Pizza Steve: GREAT WORK,
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MR. GUS.
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>> Uncle Grandpa: YEAH!
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THIS WILL COVER OUR BILL AND
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WE'LL BE HOME FREE!
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>> Mr. Gus: EMBRACE THE WEIRD.
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>> Uncle Grandpa: WAIT TILL
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TIGER HEARS ABOUT THIS!
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>> AHH, ANOTHER SET OF HAPPY
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CUSTOMERS.
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NOW BACK TO BEING ALONE.
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>> Uncle Grandpa: LOOK!
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WAITRESS LADY!
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UNH!
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WAITRESS LADY, LOOK!
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WE HAVE A COUPON!
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A COUPON FOR A FREE MEAL!
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MR. GUS, TELL HER.
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>> Mr. Gus: IT'S A COUPON.
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>> Uncle Grandpa: SEE?
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IT'S A COUPON!
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SEE? A COUPON!
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IT'S A COUPON! SEE?
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>> OKAY, YEAH, THAT'S GOOD AND
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ALL, BUT THIS DOES NOT COVER THE
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STEAK SMOOTHIES YOUR FRIEND
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ORDERED.
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>> Uncle Grandpa: HOW MANY DID
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SHE ORDER?
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[ GLASS CLINKING, SHATTERS ]
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WE'RE GONNA NEED A BIGGER LITTER
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BOX.
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>> GRFT: [ MEOWS SADLY ]
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>> Mr. Gus: EMBRACE THE WEIRD,
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MR. GUS.
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EMBRACE THE WEIRD.
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>> Uncle Grandpa: [ COUGHS ]
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[ LAUGHING ]
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