Original subtitles

[ UP-TEMPO MUSIC PLAYS ]

>> Uncle Grandpa: GOOD MORNING!

GOOD MORNING.

GOOD MORNING.

>> GRFT: [ ROARS ]

>> Uncle Grandpa: GOOD MORNING.

GOOD MORNING!

>> Uncle Grandpa: I LOVE...

♪ PEANUT BUTTER, PEANUT BUTTER ♪

♪ YUM, YUM, YUM ♪

♪ PEANUT BUTTER, PEANUT BUTTER ♪

♪ IN MY TUM ♪

♪ PEANUT BUTTER, PEANUT BUTTER ♪

♪ EVERY DAY ♪

♪ I LOVE PEANUT BUTTER ♪

♪ I LOVE IT ON A BAGEL ♪

♪ I LOVE IT ON SOME TOAST ♪

♪ I LOVE IT ON A PUMPKIN

WHILE I'M ON THE COAST ♪

♪ I LOVE IT WHEN I'M BUSY

BUSTIN' GHOSTS ♪

♪ I LOVE PEANUT BUTTER ♪

♪ I CAN EAT IT ON A TACO ♪

♪ I CAN EAT IT ON A PLANE ♪

♪ I CAN EAT IT WATCHING THEATER

'BOUT A CANDY CANE ♪

♪ I CAN PUMP IT DIRECTLY INTO MY

VEIN ♪

♪ I LOVE PEANUT BUTTER ♪

TAKE IT, MR. GUS!

>> Mr. Gus: ♪ MY NAME IN

MR. GUS, AND I'M HERE TO SAY ♪

♪ THAT HE LOVES PEANUT BUTTER

IN A CRAZY WAY ♪

>> Pizza Steve: DON'T MEAN TO

INTERRUPT KARAOKE HOUR, BUT

WHO'S DRIVING THE RV,

UNCLE GRANDPA?

>> Uncle Grandpa: HMM.

I THOUGHT YOU WERE DRIVING

THE RV.

>> Pizza Steve: NO WAY, MAN!

I WAS AT MY ITALIAN KARATE

CLASS.

THINK MAYBE IT WAS

GIANT REALISTIC FLYING TIGER'S

TURN TO DRIVE?

>> GRFT: [ ROARS ]

>> Uncle Grandpa: MR. GUS, ARE

YOU SUPPOSED TO BE DRIVING

THE RV?

>> Mr. Gus: I THOUGHT THE RV WAS

SET TO DRIVE ITSELF.

[ HORN HONKS ]

>> Pizza Steve: IF THE RV's NOT

DRIVING, THEN WHO'S DRIVING

THE RV?

>> Uncle Grandpa: THAT COULD BE

FROM ANYBODY, REALLY.

>> MY BABY!

>> HER BABY!

AAH!

>> FINALLY, I CAN JUMP THIS RAMP

WITH MY AWESOME NEW BIKE!

[ HORN HONKS ]

WHAT THE...?

[ ALL SCREAMING ]

[ HORN HONKS ]

>> GOOD MORNING.

>> GOOD MORNING.

>> GOOD MORNING.

>> MY NEW BIKE!

>> Pizza Steve: SOMEONE SHOULD

TELL THAT KID HE NEEDS A NEW

BIKE.

UNCLE GRANDPA, THERE'S A KID OUT

THERE WHO NEEDS SOME HELP.

>> Uncle Grandpa: ACTUALLY, I

THINK I COULD USE SOME HELP

MYSELF.

>> Mr. Gus: WHAT THE...?

YOU CAN'T HELP THAT KID LIKE

THAT.

>> Pizza Steve: BEFORE WE INVITE

THE PANIC PATROL, LET'S SEE IF

BELLY BAG CAN HELP.

>> Uncle Grandpa: GOOD IDEA!

HEY, BELLY BAG.

>> Belly Bag: [ MUFFLED SHOUT ]

>> Pizza Steve: AH, WELL.

WE TRIED.

LET'S JUST GIVE THAT KID A RAIN

CHECK AND BE ON OUR MERRY WAY.

>> Mr. Gus: IF HE DOESN'T HELP

THAT KID, UNCLE GRANDPA'S

REPUTATION WILL BE RUINED.

PEOPLE WOULD LOSE FAITH IN

UNCLE GRANDPA.

HE'D LOSE EVERYTHING!

EVEN THE RV.

>> Pizza Steve: [ BREATHES

DEEPLY ]

[ COUGHS ]

HE'D LOSE HIS RV?!

BUT THAT MEANS ME, PIZZA STEVE,

WOULD BE OUT OF A HOME, TOO!

MR. GUS, GET THAT JAR OFF HIS

HEAD!

>> Mr. Gus: [ GRUNTING ]

>> Uncle Grandpa: IT'S NO USE,

MR. GUS.

THIS THING'S ON FOR GOOD.

>> Pizza Steve: AND THAT KID OUT

THERE IS WAITING FOR EVERYONE IN

WORLD'S MAGICAL UNCLE AND

GRANDPA TO HELP HIM.

>> Mr. Gus: BUT UNCLE GRANDPA

CAN'T GO OUT THERE LIKE THAT.

>> Uncle Grandpa: I'M PRETTY

SURE I HAD A THIRD JAR OF PEANUT

BUTTER SOMEWHERE AROUND HERE.

>> Pizza Steve: YOU'RE RIGHT!

UNCLE GRANDPA CAN'TGO OUT THERE

LIKE THAT.

BUT I KNOW WHO CAN.

>> Mr. Gus: GOOD MORNING.

>> WHO ARE YOU?

>> Pizza Steve: THIS IS

UNCLE GRANDPA AND HIS FUNNIER

AND WAYMORE HANDSOME SIDEKICK

BELLY BAG.

>> HMM.

YOU LOOK DIFFERENT.

HAVE YOU ALWAYS HAD A TAIL?

>> Pizza Steve: OH, YEAH.

UNCLE GRANDPA'S LOOKING REALLY

WEIRD THESE DAYS.

HE'S BEEN GOING THROUGH LIFE

CHANGES.

[ MUFFLED SPEAKING ]

>> Mr. Gus: UH, ANYWAY, UH...

WHAT'S UP, KID?

>> "KID"?

IF YOU WERE UNCLE GRANDPA,

WOULDN'T YOU KNOW MY NAME IS

GUILLERMO?

>> Mr. Gus: UH, YEAH, OF COURSE,

GUILLERMO.

>> [ GASPS ]

YOU DOKNOW MY NAME!

>> Mr. Gus: YEAH.

ANYWAY, LOOKS LIKE YOU COULD USE

SOME HELP.

>> OH, YEAH.

YOU DESTROYED MY BIKE.

>> Pizza Steve: [ GRUNTS ]

DON'T WORRY, KID!

WE'LL GET YOU A WAYMORE

AWESOMER BIKE.

>> Mr. Gus: EXCUSE US.

WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

WHERE WE SUPPOSED TO GET A BIKE

FOR THIS KID?

>> Pizza Steve: HOW SHOULD I

KNOW?

I'M NOT THE ONE PRETENDING TO BE

UNCLE GRANDPA.

>> Mr. Gus: [ GRUMBLES ]

>> Pizza Steve: COME ON,

MR. GUS.

UNCLE G's JOB IS SUPER-EASY.

WE JUST GOT TO START THINKING

LIKE HIM.

WHAT WOULD HE DO?

>> Mr. Gus: HE'D DO SOMETHING

MAGICAL, LIKE -- I DON'T KNOW --

TURN A TRASH CAN INTO A MAGICAL

BIKE THAT COULD TIME TRAVEL, OR

SOMETHING.

>> Pizza Steve: EXACTLY!

>> Mr. Gus: [ GROANS ]

>> Pizza Steve: NOW YOU'RE

THINKING LIKE UNCLE GRANDPA!

>> Mr. Gus: WE CAN'T REPLACE

THAT KID'S BIKE WITH A TRASH

CAN.

>> Pizza Steve: UNCLE GRANDPA'S

REPUTATION IS ON THE LINE HERE,

REMEMBER?

>> Mr. Gus: [ GRUMBLES ]

OKAY. HERE IT IS --

YOUR NEW BIKE.

>> THIS?

THIS IS NOT A BIKE.

>> Pizza Steve: NO, MY FRIEND,

THAT IS NOTA BIKE.

IT'S A MAGICAL UNCLE GRANDPA

BIKE!

>> HMM.

I KNOW YOU'RE UNCLE GRANDPA AND

ALL, BUT IT KIND OF LOOKS LIKE A

TRASH CAN.

>> Pizza Steve: BEFORE YOU CAST

JUDGMENT ON THIS MAGICAL

UNCLE GRANDPA BIKE, WHY DON'T

YOU HOP IN AND EXPERIENCE THE

MAGIC?

>> OKAY.

BUT WHERE ARE THE PEDALS?

>> Pizza Steve: NO PEDALS

NEEDED.

JUST THE DESIRE TO CATCH SOME

MASSIVE AIR!

YOU GOT THE DESIRE?

>> UH, I GUESS SO.

>> Pizza Steve: COOL!

BUT FIRST, DON'T FORGET YOUR

HELMET!

OKAY, UNCLE GRANDPA, THIS KID

WANTS TO CATCH SOME MASSIVE AIR.

>> Mr. Gus: THIS'LL NEVER WORK.

[ GRUNTS ]

>> [ BOY SCREAMING ]

THAT WAS AWESOME!

WHAT ELSE CAN THIS BIKE DO?

COULD IT GO SUPERFAST?

>> Pizza Steve: YEAH, DON'T LET

THIS KID DOWN, UNCLE G.

SHOW HIM HOW SUPERFAST IT

CAN GO!

>> YEAH, WITH AN INTENSE SKID AT

THE END!

>> Mr. Gus: OKAY.

>> WHOA! WHOA! WHOA! WHOA!

[ LAUGHING ]

SO COOL!

>> Mr. Gus: GREAT.

GLAD I COULD HELP.

ENJOY YOUR MAGICAL UNCLE GRANDPA

BIKE, KID.

>> BUT WHAT MAGICAL STUFF CAN

THIS BIKE DO?

>> Pizza Steve: TIME TRAVEL!

>> CO-O-O-O-OL!

>> Pizza Steve: AND

UNCLE GRANDPA CAN SHOW YOU HOW

IT WORKS.

>> Mr. Gus: WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

THE REALUNCLE GRANDPA IS THE

ONLY ONE WITH MAGICAL

TIME-TRAVELING POWERS.

>> Pizza Steve: WE'VE MADE IT

THIS FAR WITHOUT UNCLE GRANDPA,

AND IT'S BEEN THE

EASY-BREEZIEST.

JUST FOLLOW BELLY BAG'S LEAD.

SO, DID SOMEBODY SAY SOMETHING

ABOUT TIME TRAVEL?

OH, THAT'S RIGHT. I DID.

JUST GOT TO ENGAGE THE FUDGE

CAPACITOR.

[ CLANKING ]

BEEP! BLOP! BOOP! BLEEP!

>> OH! OHH!

>> Pizza Steve: HITTING SOME

TIME TURBULENCE!

>> WHO-O-O-A!

>> Pizza Steve: WE HAVE

ARRIVED...

IN THE FUTURE.

UH-OH!

LOOK OUT, UNCLE GRANDPA!

CYBER-VAMPIRES!

"I WANT TO EAT YOUR CIRCUITS!"

BETTER TURN BACK!

BLEEP, BLOP, BLOOP!

CLOSE CALL.

REMEMBER, YOU SHOULD BE CAREFUL

WHEN YOU GO INTO THE FUTURE.

>> Mr. Gus: YEAH, I'D JUST STICK

TO THAT RAMP IF I WERE YOU.

OKAY, UNCLE GRANDPA HAS TO GO

HELP SOME OTHER PEOPLE NOW.

>> WHO NEEDS THAT LAME RAMP?

WITH MY MAGICAL UNCLE GRANDPA

BIKE, I CAN RIDE ANYWHERE!

I'M GONNA RIDE DOWN

DANGER MOUNTAIN!

>> Pizza Steve: SOUNDS COOL,

LITTLE MAN.

>> Mr. Gus: WAIT.

WHERE'D HE SAY HE WAS GOING?

>> Pizza Steve: DANGER MOUNTAIN.

>> Mr. Gus: DANGER MOUNTAIN?!

HE'S GONNA GET HIMSELF KILLED!

HEY, KID, WAIT UP!

>> HERE I GO.

BUT FIRST, DON'T FORGET YOUR

HELMET.

>> Mr. Gus: HEY, KID!

>> WHOO-HOO!

>> Mr. Gus: HE'S GONNA LAUNCH

OFF THE SIDE OF THE MOUNTAIN!

HANG ON, KID!

[ BOTH SCREAM ]

WE'RE DOOMED!

>> Pizza Steve: YEAH, MAN, DOING

UNCLE G's JOB ISN'T AS EASY AS

IT LOOKS.

>> WAIT. "DOING UNCLE G's JOB"?

>> Mr. Gus: [ SIGHS ] LISTEN,

KID, WE'RE NOT ACTUALLY --

>> Uncle Grandpa: HEY!

DID SOMEBODY SAY UNCLE GRANDPA?

>> Belly Bag: AND BELLY BAG?!

>> Uncle Grandpa: HELLO,

GUILLERMO.

SWEET BIKE!

>> OH!

I SEE WHAT'S GOING ON HERE.

TWO UNCLE GRANDPAS!

>> Mr. Gus: UH...

YEAH, IT HAPPENS.

>> Uncle Grandpa: SO, YOU GUYS

ARE PROBABLY WONDERING HOW

BELLY BAG AND I ESCAPED THE

PEANUT-BUTTER JARS.

>> Both: NO.

>> Uncle Grandpa: I'LL TELL YOU.

WE CHEWED OUR WAY OUT.

SO ANYWAY, WHAT'S HAPPENING,

FELLAS?

>> Mr. Gus: WE'RE PLUMMETING TO

OUR DEATHS!

>> Uncle Grandpa: I DON'T GET

IT, THOUGH.

WHY HAVEN'T YOU ALREADY SAVED

YOURSELVES BY TIME-TRAVELING

BACK TO BEFORE ALL THIS DEADLY

PLUMMETING STARTED?

>> Mr. Gus: PROBABLY BECAUSE

YOU'RE THE ONLY ONE WITH MAGICAL

TIME-TRAVELING POWERS!

>> Uncle Grandpa: OH, THAT'S NOT

TRUE.

YOU JUST GOT TO ENGAGE THE FUDGE

CAPACITOR!

>> Mr. Gus: WHAT THE...?

>> Uncle Grandpa: NOW WITH THE

PRESS OF SOME BUTTONS AND A

TWIST OF A KNOB...

WE'RE BACK TO WHERE THE PROBLEM

BEGAN!

>> WOW!

THANKS FOR SAVING MY AWESOME NEW

BIKE!

>> Mr. Gus: DON'T THANK ME.

IT'S JUST WHAT I, UNCLE GRANDPA,

DO.

>> Pizza Steve: AND DON'T FORGET

ME -- BELLY BAG.

>> Belly Bag: COULD YOU GET OUT

OF MY FACE PLEASE?!

>> Uncle Grandpa #2: HEY, GUYS!

YOU ARE NEVER GONNA BELIEVE

WHAT JUST HAPPENED TO ME!

>> Uncle Grandpa: OOH!

I KNOW HOW TO FIX THAT!

>> Both: BYE!

>> Uncle Grandpa: [ GRUNTING ]

HEAVIER THAN I THOUGHT.

DID YOU REMEMBER TO TAKE THE

DRAWERS OUT OF THIS THING?

>> NOW, FOR THE FIRST TIME EVER,

ALL THE CLASSIC UNCLE GRANDPA

HITS ARE TOGETHER AT LAST IN ONE

DEFINITIVE COLLECTION!

MART MART MUSIC PROUDLY PRESENTS

"UNCLE GRANDPA SINGS THE

CLASSICS!"

>> Uncle Grandpa: ♪ DIGGIN' A

HOLE ♪

♪ I'M DIGGIN' A HOLE ♪

♪ DIGGIN' A HOLE ♪

♪ I'M DIGGIN' A HOLE ♪♪♪

[ ELECTRONIC MUSIC PLAYS ]

♪ DON'T EAT PIZZA STEVE ♪♪♪

♪ MR. GUS IS GREEN ♪

♪ MR. GUS IS GREEN ♪♪♪

♪ GOOD MORNING ♪

♪ ALL NIGHT LONG ♪

♪ GOOD MORNIN' ♪

♪ GOOD MORNIN' ♪

♪ GOOD MORNIN' ♪

♪ ALL NIGHT LONG ♪

♪ GOOD MORNIN' ♪♪♪

[ SOFT MUSIC PLAYS ]

[ Thinking ] I LIKE BALLOONS.

♪ I'M VERY HANDSOME WHEN I'M ON

A BOAT ♪

♪ I'M VERY HANDSOME WHEN I'M ON

A BO-O-AT ♪♪♪

PLEASE.

PASS.

THE.

MUSTARD.

>> PLEASE PASS THE MUSTARD!

>> PLEASE.

PASS.

THE.

MUSTARD.

>> TO ORDER YOUR COLLECTION OF

"UNCLE GRANDPA SINGS THE

CLASSICS," CRY LIKE A TURTLE!