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[ UP-TEMPO MUSIC PLAYS ]
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>> Uncle Grandpa: GOOD MORNING!
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GOOD MORNING.
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GOOD MORNING.
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>> GRFT: [ ROARS ]
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>> Uncle Grandpa: GOOD MORNING.
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GOOD MORNING!
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>> ALMOST COMPLETE.
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THIS DIORAMA IS GONNA GET ME THE
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A-PLUS THAT I NEED TO KEEP ME
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OUT OF SUMMER SCHOOL.
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ALL THAT'S LEFT IS TO SEAL THE
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MUMMY IN HIS TOMB.
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PERFECT.
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[ Singsong voice ] GOOD NIGHT,
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DIORAMA.
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[ TIRES SCREECH ]
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[ BOOM! ]
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[ GASPS ]
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>> [ CHEWING ]
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GOOD MORNING!
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>> UNCLE GRANDPA, WHAT ARE YOU
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DOING?!
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>> Uncle Grandpa: I'M JUST
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TAKING A LITTLE TIME OUT OF MY
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BUSY SCHEDULE TO HANG OUT WITH
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MY FAVORITE NEPHEW --
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UHHHHHHHHH...
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DENNIS.
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>> YOU JUST ATE MY HOMEWORK!
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>> Uncle Grandpa: I DID?
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>> AND YOU'RE
STILLEATING MY
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HOMEWORK!
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>> Uncle Grandpa: I AM?
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>> AW, FORGET IT!
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>> Uncle Grandpa: [ Muffled ]
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DENNIS!
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>> YOU ATE MY HOMEWORK, AND NOW
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I HAVE TO GO TO SUMMER SCHOOL!
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>> Uncle Grandpa: [ GULPS ]
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[ SLOOP! ]
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[ GASPS ]
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OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
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I GET IT, DENNIS.
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I ATE YOUR HOMEWORK, AND I FEEL
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REALLY BAD ABOUT IT.
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BUT DON'T WORRY, PUMPKIN PATCH.
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UNCLE GRANDPA'S GONNA MAKE IT
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ALL BETTER.
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>> OH, YEAH?
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YOU GOT ANOTHER DIORAMA OF THE
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EGYPTIAN PYRAMID INSIDE
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BELLY BAG OR SOMETHING?
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>> Belly Bag: YEAH, DENNIS.
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I'M FULL OF EGYPTIAN DIORAMAS.
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I KEEP 'EM RIGHT BY MY UNICORN
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STABLES AND HAMBURGERS IN A JAR.
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>> Uncle Grandpa # 2: YOU GOT
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UNICORN STABLES?
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>> Belly Bag: NO.
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I-I WAS SAYING --
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>> Uncle Grandpa #2: YOU GOT
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HAMBURGERS IN A JAR?
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>> Belly Bag: NO!
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IT WAS JUST A JOKE I WAS SAYING!
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>> GUYS, IF YOU'RE NOT GONNA
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HELP ME, THEN I'M GOING TO BED!
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I'VE GIVEN UP ON PASSING
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MRS. NUMTY'S CLASS.
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>> Uncle Grandpa: WAIT, DENNIS.
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DON'T GO.
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I'VE GOT SOMETHING
WAYAWESOMER
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THAT'LL GET YOU AN A-PLUS-PLUS-
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PLUS-PLUS-MINUS-PLUS.
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WE'RE GONNA GET YOU A
REAL
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PYRAMID FOR YOUR DIORAMA.
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BELLY BAG, WE'RE GOING TO EGYPT.
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>> Belly Bag: GREAT!
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LAAAAAAAAH!
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[ BEEP ]
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[ CRASH! ]
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>> ARE WE DEAD?
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IS THIS A COFFIN?
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>> Uncle Grandpa: NO, IT'S A
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SARCOPH-ALATOR.
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IT'S AN ELEVATOR THAT GOES
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STRAIGHT TO EGYPT.
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NOW, LET'S GO GET YOU THAT
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PYRAMID.
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HMM.
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CORN DOGS LAND, EGYPT.
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CORN DOGS LAND...
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>> EGYPT! EGYPT!
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WE'RE GOING TO EGYPT!
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>> Uncle Grandpa: OH, YEAH.
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RIGHT.
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[ BEEPING ]
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[ WHOOSH! ]
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>> Uncle Grandpa: THERE IT IS,
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DENNIS -- YOUR HOMEWORK.
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>> WHOA!
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IT'S GIGANTIC.
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>> Uncle Grandpa: IT'S AN A-PLUS
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PLUS-PLUS-PLUS-PLUS-MINUS-PLUS,
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IS WHAT IT IS.
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[ WHISTLES ]
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>> GRFT: [ ROARS ]
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>> Mr. Gus: THIS BETTER BE
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IMPORTANT, UNCLE GRANDPA.
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I WAS JUST TAKING A NAP.
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>> Pizza Steve: YEAH.
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LET'S MAKE IT QUICK, UNCLE G.
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I GOT TO GET BACK TO DRAWING ON
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MR. GUS' FACE WHILE HE TAKES A
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NAP.
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>> Mr. Gus: HUH?
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[ GROANS ]
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>> Uncle Grandpa: DON'T WORRY,
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GUYS.
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THIS SHOULDN'T TAKE TOO LONG.
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LITTLE DENNIS HERE SEEMS TO
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BELIEVE THAT WE CAN HAUL THAT
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GIANT PYRAMID BACK TO HIS CLASS,
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AND I HAPPEN TO AGREE WITH HIM.
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>> I NEVER SAID THAT!
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>> Mr. Gus: THAT ANCIENT RELIC
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IS TOO FRAGILE TO SURVIVE THE
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LONG JOURNEY INTACT.
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I DON'T THINK IT'S A GOOD IDEA,
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UNCLE GRANDPA.
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>> Pizza Steve: [ Coughing ]
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WIMP.
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>> Uncle Grandpa: NOT TO WORRY,
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MR. GUS.
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I PROMISE YOU WE WILL BE VERY
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CAREFUL WITH THIS DELICATE
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ANCIENT RELIC.
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[ RUMBLING ]
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[ CRASH! ]
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[ RUMBLING ]
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[ THUD! ]
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[ SCRAPING ]
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[ BUBBLING ]
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[ WIND WHISTLING ]
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>> WE'RE HERE!
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LOOK, GUYS! WE MADE IT!
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>> Uncle Grandpa: THAT'S RIGHT.
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YOU HAULED IT ALL THE WAY HERE
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IN ONE PIECE.
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DENNIS! DENNIS! DENNIS! DENNIS!
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DENNIS!
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YOU'RE GONNA GET AN A-PLUS-PLUS-
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PLUS-PLUS-PLUS-MINUS-PLUS
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THANKS TO THIS PYRAMID RIGHT
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HERE.
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[ CRACK! ]
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[ GASPS ]
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[ BLINK! ]
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UHHHHHHHHHHH...
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WHO WANTS CHILI?
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DENNIS, MY NEW FAVORITE NEPHEW,
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DO
YOUWANT CHILI?
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>> THIS...IS...AWFUL!
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>> Uncle Grandpa: AW, COME ON,
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DENNIS.
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I CAN FIX THIS.
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AFTER CHILI.
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>> NO! YOU'VE DONE ENOUGH!
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ALL I EVER WANTED WAS TO PASS
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THE CLASS, BUT YOU CRASH INTO
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MY LIFE, MAKE ME GO ALL THE WAY
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TO EGYPT, AND FOR WHAT?!
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COMPLETE FAILURE!
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[ SCHOOL BELL RINGS ]
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>> Uncle Grandpa: BUT, DENNIS!
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THE CHILI!
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>> SORRY I'M LATE, MRS. NUMTY.
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>> WELL, NOW THAT YOU'RE HERE,
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LET ME SEE YOUR HOMEWORK.
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>> I HAVEN'T GOT IT.
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I
HADIT FINISHED.
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I READ A BUNCH OF BOOKS ABOUT
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THE PYRAMIDS, RESEARCHED
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EGYPTIAN MYTHS, EVEN MEMORIZED
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THE ANCIENT MUMMY CURSE.
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INKY, PINKY, STINKY DOO!
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WAKEY, WAKEY, TOODLE-OO!
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[ RUMBLING ]
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>> WHO DISTURBS MY SLUMBER?!
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[ ZOOM! ]
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>> Uncle Grandpa: WAIT A SECOND.
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IF I TAKE THE MUMMY INTO
DENNIS'
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CLASS...
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I CAN SCARE THE TEACHER INTO
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GIVING ME AN APPLE!
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>> Belly Bag: OR MAYBE THE MUMMY
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WILL GET DENNIS AN A-PLUS-PLUS-
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PLUS-PLUS-PLUS-MINUS-PLUS ON HIS
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HOMEWORK.
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>> Uncle Grandpa: YOU'RE RIGHT!
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HEY, MUMMY!
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YOU WANT TO KNOW WHO DISTURBED
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YOUR LITTLE NAP?
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IDID.
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SO COME AND GET SOME GRANDPA.
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>> [ ROARING ]
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[ ZIP! ]
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>> ...AND THEN I BUILT THIS BIG
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DIORAMA WITH ALL THE PYRAMIDS
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AND PALM TREES.
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I EVEN HAD THE SPHINX IN THERE.
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AND THEN UNCLE GRANDPA SHOWED
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UP.
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[ BLAM! ]
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[ CRASH! ]
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[ WHISTLE BLOWS ]
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>> NO RUNNING.
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>> Both: SORRY.
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>> Uncle Grandpa: [ WHISTLING ]
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IS HE GONE?
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>> YEAH.
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>> Uncle Grandpa: IN THAT
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CASE...
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TAG! YOU'RE IT!
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>> [ ROARS ]
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>> AND WHAT'S THE FIRST THING
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UNCLE GRANDPA DOES AFTER HE
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BURSTS IN?
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HE EATS MY ENTIRE DIORAMA!
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[ BLAM! ]
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>> Uncle Grandpa: GIMME A "U"!
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GIMME A "G"!
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WHAT'S THAT SPELL?
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I DON'T KNOW!
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[ CRASH! ]
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[ WARBLE! ]
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>> HUH?
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>> Uncle Grandpa: HEY,
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SCARAB BREATH!
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>> Uncle Grandpa #2: THAT'S NOT
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A REAL PYRAMID.
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>> [ ROARS ]
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[ STRIKE! ]
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>> All: GOOD MORNING!
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>> [ ROARS ]
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>> Uncle Grandpa: [ MOANING ]
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UNGH!
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HOW'S IT GOING?
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>> [ ROARS ]
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>> Uncle Grandpa: THAT'S WHAT I
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THOUGHT.
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OOPS. I FORGOT TO LEAVE.
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>> BUT UNCLE GRANDPA FELT REALLY
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BAD ABOUT EVERYTHING, SO HE
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TRIED TO HELP ME.
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WE WENT ALL THE WAY TO EGYPT.
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WE TOOK A WHOLE PYRAMID, HAULED
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IT ACROSS THE EARTH AND THROUGH
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THE OCEAN, BUT ONCE WE GOT HERE,
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IT...FELL APART.
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I TRIED, BUT I GOT NOTHING.
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>> REALLY, DENNIS, IF ONLY YOU
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HAD SPENT AS MUCH TIME ON YOUR
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PROJECT AS THAT LAME
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"UNCLE GRANDPA ATE MY HOMEWORK"
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EXCUSE...
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>> BUT IT'S TRUE!
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AWWW.
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GUESS I SHOULD START PACKING FOR
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SUMMER SCHOOL NOW.
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[ DOOR OPENS, SLAMS ]
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>> Uncle Grandpa: [ PANTING ]
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GOOD MORNING!
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>> All: UNCLE GRANDPA!
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>> SEE?
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>> BUT YOU STILL DON'T HAVE YOUR
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DIORAMA.
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>> Uncle Grandpa: NOT TO WORRY.
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WHO HERE LIKES MUMMIES?
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>> All: WE DO!
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>> [ MUFFLED ROARING ]
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>> Uncle Grandpa: OKAY.
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HERE COMES ONE NOW.
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[ CRASH! ]
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>> [ ROARS ]
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[ WHACK! ]
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>> ARE YOU ALL RIGHT,
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UNCLE GRANDPA?
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>> Uncle Grandpa: I
AM.
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>> [ SCREAMING ]
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[ Z-Z-Z-ZIP! ]
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I'LL MAKE A DEAL WITH YOU,
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DENNIS.
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GET RID OF THIS MUMMY AND YOU'LL
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PASS MY CLASS.
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>> Uncle Grandpa: COME ON,
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DENNIS.
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LET'S DEFEAT THIS MUMMY.
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>> [ ROARS ]
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>> Uncle Grandpa: HEY,
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MUMMY GUY.
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YOU NEED TO CALM DOWN.
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>> I'M GOING TO SWALLOW YOU
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WHOLE!
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>> Uncle Grandpa: THAT'S THE
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OPPOSITE OF WHAT I ASKED.
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>> GREAT.
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UNCLE GRANDPA ATE MY HOMEWORK,
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AND NOW THIS MUMMY'S GONNA EAT
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ME.
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WAIT! THAT'S IT!
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>> Uncle Grandpa: THAT'S WHAT?
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>> WE NEED TO EAT MY HOMEWORK
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AGAIN!
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[ SLURPING ]
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>> Uncle Grandpa: GENIUS!
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[ SLURPING ]
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>> N-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O!
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[ ZAP! ]
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[ POP! ]
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[ SLOSH! ]
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>> DENNIS, COME HERE.
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AS A REWARD FOR SAVING OUR
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LIVES, YOU GET AN A-PLUS-PLUS-
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PLUS-PLUS-PLUS-MINUS-PLUS!
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>> WOW!
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I NEVER WOULD HAVE GOTTEN THIS
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GRADE WITH THE DIORAMA I MADE.
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WAIT.
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SO, IT WAS YOUR PLAN TO EAT MY
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DIORAMA AND TAKE ME ON AN
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AMAZING ADVENTURE THAT EARNED ME
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THIS AWESOME GRADE?
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>> Uncle Grandpa: IF BY
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"DIORAMA," YOU MEAN "BREAKFAST,"
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THEN YES -- IT WAS ALL PART OF
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THE PLAN.
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WELL, I BETTER BE LEAVING.
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IT SEEMS THIS STORY IS...
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[ WINK! ]
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...ALL WRAPPED UP.
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>> All: [ GROANING ]
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UNCLE GRANDPA!
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>> Uncle Grandpa: WHOA.
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TOUGH CROWD.
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[ SLOOP! ]
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>> Uncle Grandpa: HUH.
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SOMETHING'S WRONG, BUT I CAN'T
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TELL WHAT.
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>> ♪ TINY MIRACLE ♪
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♪ THE ROBOT BOY ♪
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[ CREAK! ]
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[ CREAK! ]
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[ CREAK! ]
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>> Uncle Grandpa: [ GROANS ]
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IT'S NO USE.
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MY HANDS ARE FULL.
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OPENING THIS JAR OF HAMBURGERS
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IS GONNA TAKE A TINY MIRACLE.
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>> [ Robot voice ] DID SOMEBODY
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SAY..."TINY MIRACLE"?
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>> Uncle Grandpa: TINY MIRACLE!
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MY TRUSTED ROBOT HELPER!
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I NEED YOU TO GET THIS JAR OPEN.
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>> [ BEEPING ]
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NO PROBLEM.
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[ WHIRRING ]
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[ BEEPING ]
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[ WHIRRING ]
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>> Uncle Grandpa: WHOA!
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HEY, GUYS, COME CHECK OUT
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TINY MIRACLE.
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HE'S MIRACULOUS.
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[ WHOOSH! ]
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>> Pizza Steve: TINY MIRACLE IS
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AMAZING.
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>> Mr. Gus: WHAT'S HE DOING?
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>> Uncle Grandpa: OPENING A JAR.
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[ SPLAT! ]
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[ GASPS ]
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BURGER!
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[ ALL CHOMPING ]
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OH, MY GOODNESS!
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LOOK AT ALL THIS BROKEN GLASS
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AND LUMPS OF BURGER MEAT!
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IT'LL TAKE A TINY MIRACLE TO
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CLEAN ALL THAT UP.
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>> DID SOMEBODY SAY
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"TINY MIRACLE"?
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>> Uncle Grandpa: YEAH.
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THAT'S MORE LIKE IT.
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I THINK WE GOT EVERYTHING RIGHT
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THIS TIME.
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OH, WAIT.
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HOW ARE WE GONNA FIT IN THERE?
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