Original subtitles

[ UP-TEMPO MUSIC PLAYS ]

>> Uncle Grandpa: GOOD MORNING!

GOOD MORNING.

GOOD MORNING.

>> GRFT: [ ROARS ]

>> Uncle Grandpa: GOOD MORNING.

GOOD MORNING!

>> ALMOST COMPLETE.

THIS DIORAMA IS GONNA GET ME THE

A-PLUS THAT I NEED TO KEEP ME

OUT OF SUMMER SCHOOL.

ALL THAT'S LEFT IS TO SEAL THE

MUMMY IN HIS TOMB.

PERFECT.

[ Singsong voice ] GOOD NIGHT,

DIORAMA.

[ TIRES SCREECH ]

[ BOOM! ]

[ GASPS ]

>> [ CHEWING ]

GOOD MORNING!

>> UNCLE GRANDPA, WHAT ARE YOU

DOING?!

>> Uncle Grandpa: I'M JUST

TAKING A LITTLE TIME OUT OF MY

BUSY SCHEDULE TO HANG OUT WITH

MY FAVORITE NEPHEW --

UHHHHHHHHH...

DENNIS.

>> YOU JUST ATE MY HOMEWORK!

>> Uncle Grandpa: I DID?

>> AND YOU'RE STILLEATING MY

HOMEWORK!

>> Uncle Grandpa: I AM?

>> AW, FORGET IT!

>> Uncle Grandpa: [ Muffled ]

DENNIS!

>> YOU ATE MY HOMEWORK, AND NOW

I HAVE TO GO TO SUMMER SCHOOL!

>> Uncle Grandpa: [ GULPS ]

[ SLOOP! ]

[ GASPS ]

OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

I GET IT, DENNIS.

I ATE YOUR HOMEWORK, AND I FEEL

REALLY BAD ABOUT IT.

BUT DON'T WORRY, PUMPKIN PATCH.

UNCLE GRANDPA'S GONNA MAKE IT

ALL BETTER.

>> OH, YEAH?

YOU GOT ANOTHER DIORAMA OF THE

EGYPTIAN PYRAMID INSIDE

BELLY BAG OR SOMETHING?

>> Belly Bag: YEAH, DENNIS.

I'M FULL OF EGYPTIAN DIORAMAS.

I KEEP 'EM RIGHT BY MY UNICORN

STABLES AND HAMBURGERS IN A JAR.

>> Uncle Grandpa # 2: YOU GOT

UNICORN STABLES?

>> Belly Bag: NO.

I-I WAS SAYING --

>> Uncle Grandpa #2: YOU GOT

HAMBURGERS IN A JAR?

>> Belly Bag: NO!

IT WAS JUST A JOKE I WAS SAYING!

>> GUYS, IF YOU'RE NOT GONNA

HELP ME, THEN I'M GOING TO BED!

I'VE GIVEN UP ON PASSING

MRS. NUMTY'S CLASS.

>> Uncle Grandpa: WAIT, DENNIS.

DON'T GO.

I'VE GOT SOMETHING WAYAWESOMER

THAT'LL GET YOU AN A-PLUS-PLUS-

PLUS-PLUS-MINUS-PLUS.

WE'RE GONNA GET YOU A REAL

PYRAMID FOR YOUR DIORAMA.

BELLY BAG, WE'RE GOING TO EGYPT.

>> Belly Bag: GREAT!

LAAAAAAAAH!

[ BEEP ]

[ CRASH! ]

>> ARE WE DEAD?

IS THIS A COFFIN?

>> Uncle Grandpa: NO, IT'S A

SARCOPH-ALATOR.

IT'S AN ELEVATOR THAT GOES

STRAIGHT TO EGYPT.

NOW, LET'S GO GET YOU THAT

PYRAMID.

HMM.

CORN DOGS LAND, EGYPT.

CORN DOGS LAND...

>> EGYPT! EGYPT!

WE'RE GOING TO EGYPT!

>> Uncle Grandpa: OH, YEAH.

RIGHT.

[ BEEPING ]

[ WHOOSH! ]

>> Uncle Grandpa: THERE IT IS,

DENNIS -- YOUR HOMEWORK.

>> WHOA!

IT'S GIGANTIC.

>> Uncle Grandpa: IT'S AN A-PLUS

PLUS-PLUS-PLUS-PLUS-MINUS-PLUS,

IS WHAT IT IS.

[ WHISTLES ]

>> GRFT: [ ROARS ]

>> Mr. Gus: THIS BETTER BE

IMPORTANT, UNCLE GRANDPA.

I WAS JUST TAKING A NAP.

>> Pizza Steve: YEAH.

LET'S MAKE IT QUICK, UNCLE G.

I GOT TO GET BACK TO DRAWING ON

MR. GUS' FACE WHILE HE TAKES A

NAP.

>> Mr. Gus: HUH?

[ GROANS ]

>> Uncle Grandpa: DON'T WORRY,

GUYS.

THIS SHOULDN'T TAKE TOO LONG.

LITTLE DENNIS HERE SEEMS TO

BELIEVE THAT WE CAN HAUL THAT

GIANT PYRAMID BACK TO HIS CLASS,

AND I HAPPEN TO AGREE WITH HIM.

>> I NEVER SAID THAT!

>> Mr. Gus: THAT ANCIENT RELIC

IS TOO FRAGILE TO SURVIVE THE

LONG JOURNEY INTACT.

I DON'T THINK IT'S A GOOD IDEA,

UNCLE GRANDPA.

>> Pizza Steve: [ Coughing ]

WIMP.

>> Uncle Grandpa: NOT TO WORRY,

MR. GUS.

I PROMISE YOU WE WILL BE VERY

CAREFUL WITH THIS DELICATE

ANCIENT RELIC.

[ RUMBLING ]

[ CRASH! ]

[ RUMBLING ]

[ THUD! ]

[ SCRAPING ]

[ BUBBLING ]

[ WIND WHISTLING ]

>> WE'RE HERE!

LOOK, GUYS! WE MADE IT!

>> Uncle Grandpa: THAT'S RIGHT.

YOU HAULED IT ALL THE WAY HERE

IN ONE PIECE.

DENNIS! DENNIS! DENNIS! DENNIS!

DENNIS!

YOU'RE GONNA GET AN A-PLUS-PLUS-

PLUS-PLUS-PLUS-MINUS-PLUS

THANKS TO THIS PYRAMID RIGHT

HERE.

[ CRACK! ]

[ GASPS ]

[ BLINK! ]

UHHHHHHHHHHH...

WHO WANTS CHILI?

DENNIS, MY NEW FAVORITE NEPHEW,

DO YOUWANT CHILI?

>> THIS...IS...AWFUL!

>> Uncle Grandpa: AW, COME ON,

DENNIS.

I CAN FIX THIS.

AFTER CHILI.

>> NO! YOU'VE DONE ENOUGH!

ALL I EVER WANTED WAS TO PASS

THE CLASS, BUT YOU CRASH INTO

MY LIFE, MAKE ME GO ALL THE WAY

TO EGYPT, AND FOR WHAT?!

COMPLETE FAILURE!

[ SCHOOL BELL RINGS ]

>> Uncle Grandpa: BUT, DENNIS!

THE CHILI!

>> SORRY I'M LATE, MRS. NUMTY.

>> WELL, NOW THAT YOU'RE HERE,

LET ME SEE YOUR HOMEWORK.

>> I HAVEN'T GOT IT.

I HADIT FINISHED.

I READ A BUNCH OF BOOKS ABOUT

THE PYRAMIDS, RESEARCHED

EGYPTIAN MYTHS, EVEN MEMORIZED

THE ANCIENT MUMMY CURSE.

INKY, PINKY, STINKY DOO!

WAKEY, WAKEY, TOODLE-OO!

[ RUMBLING ]

>> WHO DISTURBS MY SLUMBER?!

[ ZOOM! ]

>> Uncle Grandpa: WAIT A SECOND.

IF I TAKE THE MUMMY INTO DENNIS'

CLASS...

I CAN SCARE THE TEACHER INTO

GIVING ME AN APPLE!

>> Belly Bag: OR MAYBE THE MUMMY

WILL GET DENNIS AN A-PLUS-PLUS-

PLUS-PLUS-PLUS-MINUS-PLUS ON HIS

HOMEWORK.

>> Uncle Grandpa: YOU'RE RIGHT!

HEY, MUMMY!

YOU WANT TO KNOW WHO DISTURBED

YOUR LITTLE NAP?

IDID.

SO COME AND GET SOME GRANDPA.

>> [ ROARING ]

[ ZIP! ]

>> ...AND THEN I BUILT THIS BIG

DIORAMA WITH ALL THE PYRAMIDS

AND PALM TREES.

I EVEN HAD THE SPHINX IN THERE.

AND THEN UNCLE GRANDPA SHOWED

UP.

[ BLAM! ]

[ CRASH! ]

[ WHISTLE BLOWS ]

>> NO RUNNING.

>> Both: SORRY.

>> Uncle Grandpa: [ WHISTLING ]

IS HE GONE?

>> YEAH.

>> Uncle Grandpa: IN THAT

CASE...

TAG! YOU'RE IT!

>> [ ROARS ]

>> AND WHAT'S THE FIRST THING

UNCLE GRANDPA DOES AFTER HE

BURSTS IN?

HE EATS MY ENTIRE DIORAMA!

[ BLAM! ]

>> Uncle Grandpa: GIMME A "U"!

GIMME A "G"!

WHAT'S THAT SPELL?

I DON'T KNOW!

[ CRASH! ]

[ WARBLE! ]

>> HUH?

>> Uncle Grandpa: HEY,

SCARAB BREATH!

>> Uncle Grandpa #2: THAT'S NOT

A REAL PYRAMID.

>> [ ROARS ]

[ STRIKE! ]

>> All: GOOD MORNING!

>> [ ROARS ]

>> Uncle Grandpa: [ MOANING ]

UNGH!

HOW'S IT GOING?

>> [ ROARS ]

>> Uncle Grandpa: THAT'S WHAT I

THOUGHT.

[ ZIP! ]

OOPS. I FORGOT TO LEAVE.

[ ZIP! ]

>> BUT UNCLE GRANDPA FELT REALLY

BAD ABOUT EVERYTHING, SO HE

TRIED TO HELP ME.

WE WENT ALL THE WAY TO EGYPT.

WE TOOK A WHOLE PYRAMID, HAULED

IT ACROSS THE EARTH AND THROUGH

THE OCEAN, BUT ONCE WE GOT HERE,

IT...FELL APART.

I TRIED, BUT I GOT NOTHING.

>> REALLY, DENNIS, IF ONLY YOU

HAD SPENT AS MUCH TIME ON YOUR

PROJECT AS THAT LAME

"UNCLE GRANDPA ATE MY HOMEWORK"

EXCUSE...

>> BUT IT'S TRUE!

AWWW.

GUESS I SHOULD START PACKING FOR

SUMMER SCHOOL NOW.

[ DOOR OPENS, SLAMS ]

>> Uncle Grandpa: [ PANTING ]

GOOD MORNING!

>> All: UNCLE GRANDPA!

>> SEE?

>> BUT YOU STILL DON'T HAVE YOUR

DIORAMA.

>> Uncle Grandpa: NOT TO WORRY.

WHO HERE LIKES MUMMIES?

>> All: WE DO!

>> [ MUFFLED ROARING ]

>> Uncle Grandpa: OKAY.

HERE COMES ONE NOW.

[ CRASH! ]

>> [ ROARS ]

[ WHACK! ]

>> ARE YOU ALL RIGHT,

UNCLE GRANDPA?

>> Uncle Grandpa: I AM.

>> [ SCREAMING ]

[ Z-Z-Z-ZIP! ]

I'LL MAKE A DEAL WITH YOU,

DENNIS.

GET RID OF THIS MUMMY AND YOU'LL

PASS MY CLASS.

>> Uncle Grandpa: COME ON,

DENNIS.

LET'S DEFEAT THIS MUMMY.

>> [ ROARS ]

>> Uncle Grandpa: HEY,

MUMMY GUY.

YOU NEED TO CALM DOWN.

>> I'M GOING TO SWALLOW YOU

WHOLE!

>> Uncle Grandpa: THAT'S THE

OPPOSITE OF WHAT I ASKED.

>> GREAT.

UNCLE GRANDPA ATE MY HOMEWORK,

AND NOW THIS MUMMY'S GONNA EAT

ME.

WAIT! THAT'S IT!

>> Uncle Grandpa: THAT'S WHAT?

>> WE NEED TO EAT MY HOMEWORK

AGAIN!

[ SLURPING ]

>> Uncle Grandpa: GENIUS!

[ SLURPING ]

>> N-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O!

[ ZAP! ]

[ POP! ]

[ SLOSH! ]

>> DENNIS, COME HERE.

AS A REWARD FOR SAVING OUR

LIVES, YOU GET AN A-PLUS-PLUS-

PLUS-PLUS-PLUS-MINUS-PLUS!

>> WOW!

I NEVER WOULD HAVE GOTTEN THIS

GRADE WITH THE DIORAMA I MADE.

WAIT.

SO, IT WAS YOUR PLAN TO EAT MY

DIORAMA AND TAKE ME ON AN

AMAZING ADVENTURE THAT EARNED ME

THIS AWESOME GRADE?

>> Uncle Grandpa: IF BY

"DIORAMA," YOU MEAN "BREAKFAST,"

THEN YES -- IT WAS ALL PART OF

THE PLAN.

WELL, I BETTER BE LEAVING.

IT SEEMS THIS STORY IS...

[ WINK! ]

...ALL WRAPPED UP.

>> All: [ GROANING ]

UNCLE GRANDPA!

>> Uncle Grandpa: WHOA.

TOUGH CROWD.

[ SLOOP! ]

>> Uncle Grandpa: HUH.

SOMETHING'S WRONG, BUT I CAN'T

TELL WHAT.

>> ♪ TINY MIRACLE ♪

♪ THE ROBOT BOY ♪

[ CREAK! ]

[ CREAK! ]

[ CREAK! ]

>> Uncle Grandpa: [ GROANS ]

IT'S NO USE.

MY HANDS ARE FULL.

OPENING THIS JAR OF HAMBURGERS

IS GONNA TAKE A TINY MIRACLE.

>> [ Robot voice ] DID SOMEBODY

SAY..."TINY MIRACLE"?

>> Uncle Grandpa: TINY MIRACLE!

MY TRUSTED ROBOT HELPER!

I NEED YOU TO GET THIS JAR OPEN.

>> [ BEEPING ]

NO PROBLEM.

[ WHIRRING ]

[ BEEPING ]

[ WHIRRING ]

>> Uncle Grandpa: WHOA!

HEY, GUYS, COME CHECK OUT

TINY MIRACLE.

HE'S MIRACULOUS.

[ WHOOSH! ]

>> Pizza Steve: TINY MIRACLE IS

AMAZING.

>> Mr. Gus: WHAT'S HE DOING?

>> Uncle Grandpa: OPENING A JAR.

[ SPLAT! ]

[ GASPS ]

BURGER!

[ ALL CHOMPING ]

OH, MY GOODNESS!

LOOK AT ALL THIS BROKEN GLASS

AND LUMPS OF BURGER MEAT!

IT'LL TAKE A TINY MIRACLE TO

CLEAN ALL THAT UP.

>> DID SOMEBODY SAY

"TINY MIRACLE"?

>> Uncle Grandpa: YEAH.

THAT'S MORE LIKE IT.

I THINK WE GOT EVERYTHING RIGHT

THIS TIME.

OH, WAIT.

HOW ARE WE GONNA FIT IN THERE?