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[ UP-TEMPO MUSIC PLAYS ]
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>> Uncle Grandpa: GOOD MORNING!
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GOOD MORNING.
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GOOD MORNING.
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>> GRFT: [ ROARS ]
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>> Uncle Grandpa: GOOD MORNING.
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GOOD MORNING!
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[ HORN HONKS ]
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>> OOH, A SPOT RIGHT IN FRONT.
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IT MUST BE MY LUCKY DAY.
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>> Uncle Grandpa: WE MADE IT.
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>> Pizza Steve: NICE PARKING
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SPOT, UNCLE G.
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>> Uncle Grandpa: MUST BE MY
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LUCKY DAY.
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NOW WE GOT TO GET IN THERE!
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>> Mr. Gus: UNCLE GRANDPA, I
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KNOW WE'RE ALL IN A HURRY, BUT
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YOU PARKED IN A HANDICAPPED
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SPOT.
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>> Uncle Grandpa: OH, YEAH.
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I HAVE A BAD BACK.
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>> WELCOME TO MART-MART, THE
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PLACE TO GO WHEN YOU NEED THINGS
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FOR STUFF.
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WELCOME TO MART-MART, THE PLACE
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TO GO WHEN YOU NEED THINGS FOR
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STUFF.
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WELCOME TO MART--
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>> Uncle Grandpa: SIR, WE NEED
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MOUSTACHE CREAM, AND WE NEED IT
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FAST!
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IF WE DON'T GET MOUSTACHE CREAM,
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THE ENTIRE WORLD WILL BE
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DESTROYED!
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>> UH, IT'S AISLE 13.
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BUT HOW CAN MOUSTACHE CREAM SAVE
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THE WORLD?
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>> Uncle Grandpa: NO TIME TO
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EXPLAIN!
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>> Pizza Steve: YEAH, WE'RE ON
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AN IMPORTANT MISSION.
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>> Uncle Grandpa: OKAY,
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MOUSTACHE CREAM,
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MOUSTACHE CREAM.
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BELLY BAG, I NEED MY TELESCOPE.
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>> Belly Bag: HERE YOU GO!
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[ POP! ]
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[ POP! ]
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>> Uncle Grandpa: NOPE.
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NOPE.
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NOPE.
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NOPE.
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NOPE.
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NOPE.
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AH-HA! OVER THERE!
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[ WHIP! CLATTER! ]
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>> DUMB, CLUMSY CUSTOMERS,
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ALWAYS MAKING A MESS.
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[ ALL SCREAMING ]
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[ WHIP! WHIP! WHIP! ]
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>> FINALLY!
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[ ALL SCREAMING ]
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PHEW!
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>> Uncle Grandpa: DO YOU HAVE
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THIS IN CHILI-CHEESE FLAVOR?
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[ ALL SCREAMING ]
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>> Mr. Gus: HEY, CAN I GET THE
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LATEST ISSUE OF
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NON-VERBAL RESPONSE WEEKLY?
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I MADE THE COVER AGAIN.
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>> Uncle Grandpa: NO.
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THERE'S NO TIME.
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>> Mr. Gus: [ SIGHS ]
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>> Pizza Steve: HEY, CAN I GET
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THIS PIZZA STEVE COSTUME?
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>> Uncle Grandpa: NO!
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THERE'S NO TIME!
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[ SQUISH! ]
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>> Belly Bag: HEY, CAN I GET
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THIS BELLY-HOOP?
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>> Uncle Grandpa: NO!
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THERE'S NO TIME!
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HEY, CAN I GET THIS
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MOUSTACHE CREAM?
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NO! THERE'S NO TIME!
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WE GOT TO GET MOUSTACHE CREAM
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AND --
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[ SLOOP! ]
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OH, RIGHT. THANKS.
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GREAT!
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NOW, LET'S GET OUT OF HERE.
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>> Mr. Gus: BUT, UNCLE GRANDPA,
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WE CAN'T JUST LEAVE.
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WE'VE GOT TO GET IN LINE AND
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PAY FIRST.
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>> OH, DEAR.
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I'M ALL OUT OF CHECKS.
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DO YOU TAKE PENNIES?
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[ FIZZLE! ]
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>> Uncle Grandpa: NOOOOOOOOOOO!
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>> OH, ROSIE, WILL YOU MARRY ME?
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>> Uncle Grandpa: NOOOOOOOOOOO!
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>> [ SIGHS ]
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>> Uncle Grandpa: AW, THIS IS
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TERRIBLE.
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IF WE DON'T GET THIS
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MOUSTACHE CREAM BACK TO THE R.V.
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SOON, IT'LL BE CATASTROPHIC.
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>>
ATTENTION, MART-MART
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CUSTOMERS.
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TO ACCOMMODATE THE LONG LINES,
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WE'LL BE CHECKING SHOPPERS OUT
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AT THE PERFUME COUNTER.
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[ SPRITZ! ]
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>> Uncle Grandpa: WE GOT TO GET
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TO THE PERFUME COUNTER BEFORE
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EVERYONE ELSE.
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WE NEED A DIS-- A DIS--
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[ CHOMP! GULP! ]
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>> Uncle Grandpa: WE NEED A
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DISTRACTION!
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>> Pizza Steve: RELAX, GUYS.
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I'VE GOT THIS.
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[ WHIFFLE! ]
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>> Uncle Grandpa: WOW.
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PIZZA STEVE IS SO AWESOME.
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>> UH, PRICE CHECK FOR
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CANNED DIAPERS?
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EXTRA LARGE CANNED DIAPERS.
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PRICE CHECK --
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>> Pizza Steve: MOVE IT,
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PIZZA FACE!
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ATTENTION, ALL SHOPPERS.
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APPARENTLY WE HAVE A
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MEGA-CELEBRITY IN MART-MART
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TODAY.
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THE WORLD-FAMOUS
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PIZZA STEVE-E-E HAS GRACED US
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WITH HIS PRESENCE AND WILL BE
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SIGNING AUTOGRAPHS.
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IF EVERYBODY CAN JUST FORM A
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LINE AROUND THE --
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SECURITY GUARDS?
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UH-OH!
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>> GET BACK HERE!
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>> Pizza Steve: GET AWAY FROM
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ME!
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>> STOP, PIZZA MAN!
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>> Uncle Grandpa: WHOA.
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PIZZA STEVE IS HERE.
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I GOT TO GET HIS AUTOGRAPH.
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>> Mr. Gus: FOCUS,
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UNCLE GRANDPA.
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>> Uncle Grandpa: RIGHT.
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THE MOUSTACHE CREAM.
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[ CREAK! WHIP! ]
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[ SHATTER! ]
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>> [ GASPS ]
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>> Uncle Grandpa: MR. GUS, TO
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THE PERFUME COUNTER!
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>> Mr. Gus: [ SIGHS ]
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>> Pizza Steve: [ PANTING ]
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>> Uncle Grandpa: PIZZA STEVE,
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HOP IN.
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CAN I HAVE YOUR AUTOGRAPH?
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[ TIRES SQUEAKING ]
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[ ALL SCREAMING ]
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>> FINALLY!
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[ ALL SCREAMING ]
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OW!
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[ ALL SCREAMING ]
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[ RATTLE! CLONK! ]
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[ CRASH! ]
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>> EXCUSE ME, MA'AM.
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HAVE YOU SEEN A LITTLE PIZZA
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DUDE RUNNING AROUND HERE?
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>> Pizza Steve: UH, HE WENT THAT
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WAY.
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[ POP! ]
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>> Uncle Grandpa: WHERE'S
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MR. GUS?
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[ CHEWING ]
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MR. GUS!
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THERE'S NO TIME FOR FREE
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SAMPLES!
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WE GOTTA GET TO THE PERFUME
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COUNTER AND PAY FOR THE
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MOUSTACHE CREAM.
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>> Mr. Gus: OKAY.
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BLAAAHG!
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>> Uncle Grandpa: HURRY UP,
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GUYS.
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WE'RE ALMOST THERE.
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[ TIRES SCREECH ]
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CAN'T SEEM TO GET AROUND.
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DANG IT.
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MR. GUS, CAN YOU DO SOMETHING?
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>> Mr. Gus: DON'T WORRY.
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I GOT IT.
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[ CLACK! ]
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[ POP! ]
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QUICK, JUMP ON!
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[ WHIP! ]
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[ ENGINE REVS ]
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>> Uncle Grandpa: HERE COMES THE
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PERFUME COUNTER!
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JUMP!
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[ TIRES SCREECH, WHIFFLE! ]
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[ TIRES SCREECH, CRASH! ]
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LOOK, GUYS, THE REGISTER!
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AND NOTHING STANDS IN OUR WAY.
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[ SPRITZ! ]
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[ COUGHING ] YUGH!
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[ SPRITZ! ]
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>> Pizza Steve: GOT TO BE
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CAREFUL.
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CAN'T LET THESE FUMES MASK MY
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NATURAL PIZZA MUSK!
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[ SPRITZ! ]
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MY MUSK!
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[ COUGHING ]
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>> Mr. Gus: GOOD THING I'M SAFE
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UP HERE.
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>> PEEKABOO!
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[ SPRITZ! ]
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>> Mr. Gus: [ COUGHING ]
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AURGH, AUGH!
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[ ALL COUGHING ]
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>> Belly Bag: GOOD THING I DON'T
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HAVE A NOSE.
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>> Uncle Grandpa: HERE, TRY
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MINE.
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>> Belly Bag: NO!
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I SAID,
GOODTHING I DON'T --
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[ SNIFFS ]
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BLARGH!
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[ COUGHING ]
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[ POP! WHIRL! ]
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HELLO, MA'AM.
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I WOULD LIKE TO PURCHASE THIS
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TUBE OF MOUSTACHE CREAM, WHICH
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IS THE ONLY THING THAT WILL SAVE
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THE ENTIRE WORLD FROM BEING
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DESTROYED!
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>> AND HOW WILL THAT PARTICULAR
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HYGIENE PRODUCT SAVE THE WORLD?
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>> Belly Bag: NO TIME FOR
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EXPLANATION!
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BLARGH!
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NOW RING US UP, LADY!
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>> OKAY, THANK YOU. HERE YOU GO.
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>> Belly Bag: BLAAAHHHH!
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[ SLURP! MUNCH! ]
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>> Uncle Grandpa: THANK YOU.
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COME AGAIN.
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WE'VE GOT THE CREAM!
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NOW WE'VE GOT TO GET BACK TO
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THE R.V., AND SAVE THE WORLD.
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[ POP! ]
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TO THE R.V.!
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[ ALL GASP ]
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[ CROWD SHOUTING ]
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>> GET THEM!
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>> Uncle Grandpa: UH-OH,
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PISTACHIO.
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[ PANTING ]
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UH, WELL, I GUESS THAT COULD'VE
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GONE SMOOTHER.
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[ PEOPLE SCREAMING ]
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>> Uncle Grandpa: TIGER!
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WE GOT THE MOUSTACHE CREAM!
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HOW'S IT GOING IN HERE?
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TIGER?
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>> GRFT: [ ROARS ]
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>> [ ROARS ]
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>> Mr. Gus: YOU LET THAT KITTY
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ALONE, MOUSTACHE!
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[ THUD! ]
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OKAY, MY TURN!
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GIVE ME THE CREAM!
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>> Uncle Grandpa: HERE YOU GO.
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AND REMEMBER, MR. GUS, WE CAN'T
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LET THAT HAIRY BEAST ESCAPE THE
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R.V., OR IT'LL DESTROY THE WORLD
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WITH ITS HAIRY WAYS.
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>> Mr. Gus: NO PROBLEM,
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UNCLE GRANDPA.
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CONSIDER THAT 'STACHE TAMED!
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[ SQUIRT! SQUIRT! SQUIRT! ]
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>> Uncle Grandpa: [ GASPING ]
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>> [ ROARS ]
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[ WHIFFLE! ]
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>> Mr. Gus: YAGH! GET IT OFF!
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HURGH!
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MUST...RESIST...MOUSTACHE!
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FIGHT...INCREDIBLE URGE...FOR
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FLANNEL!
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[ GRUNTING ]
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[ POP! ]
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[ SOUR NOTES PLAY ]
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Y'ALL WANT TO HEAR ME PLUCK OUT
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A TUNE ON MY UKE?
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>> Uncle Grandpa: NO!
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[ WHIFFLE! ]
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HUP!
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[ CREAK! ]
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>> [ ROARS ]
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>> Uncle Grandpa: HUP HUP!
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YEE-HAW! YIP! YIP!
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TOSS ME...THE MOUSTACHE...
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CREAM!
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[ WHIFFLE! WHIP! ]
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GOT IT! YES!
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NO!
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>> Mr. Gus: GET IT!
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[ ALL GRUNTING ]
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>> Mr. Gus: [ Strained ] WE GOT
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IT!
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>> Pizza Steve: NOW WHAT?
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>> Mr. Gus: HECK IF I KNOW!
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>> Uncle Grandpa: GOOD MORNING!
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[ ROBOTIC WHIRRING ]
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IT'S CREAM TIME!
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LET'S TAME THAT 'STACHE!
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NOPE. THAT'S NOT IT.
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>> Mr. Gus: HURRY,
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UNCLE GRANDPA!
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I CAN'T HOLD IT MUCH LONGER!
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>> Uncle Grandpa: OH, THAT WON'T
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WORK.
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>> Pizza Steve: DON'T WORRY.
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PIZZA STEVE'S GOT THIS.
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[ GRUNTS ]
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UH, BUT YOU SHOULD HURRY
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ANYWAYS!
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FOR MR. GUS' SAKE!
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>> Uncle Grandpa: HOORAY!
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I GOT IT!
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[ SQUIRT! ]
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THERE, THERE.
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THAT'S A GOOD 'STACHE.
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EVERYTHING'S GONNA BE JUST FINE.
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[ WHIP! BLONG! ]
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YOU JUST NEEDED A LITTLE
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MANSCAPING.
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HEY, DANNY!
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WE GOT YOUR MOUSTACHE BACK TO
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NORMAL.
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HERE YOU GO, GOOD AS NEW.
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>> THANKS, UNCLE GRANDPA!
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>> Uncle Grandpa: REMEMBER, JUST
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BECAUSE YOU WANT A MOUSTACHE TO
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LOOK OLDER, YOU SHOULDN'T EXPOSE
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IT TO TOXIC WASTE OR IT'LL TURN
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INTO A MOUSTACHE MONSTER THAT'LL
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TERRORIZE
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GIANT REALISTIC FLYING TIGER AND
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EVENTUALLY DESTROY THE WORLD.
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>> BUT
IDIDN'T EXPOSE IT TO
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TOXIC WASTE,
YOUDID.
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[ ENGINE TURNS OVER ]
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HUH?
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>> Uncle Grandpa: GOOD MORNING!
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STAY IN SCHOOL!
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DON'T PLAY IN TRAFFIC.
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>> [ GRUNTING ] WHEW!
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[ SQUISH! ]
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>> Uncle Grandpa: I CHANGED MY
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MIND.
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THIS THING IS EVIL.
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[ WHIP! FOOSH! ]
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GOOD MORNING!
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ONE, TWO...WAIT.
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DO YOU GUYS KNOW HOW TO PLAY
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YOUR INSTRUMENTS?
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>> All: NO.
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>> Uncle Grandpa: COOL.
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ONE, TWO, THREE!
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[ SOUR NOTES PLAYING ]
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[ SLOOP! ]
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[ CREAK! CREAK! CREAK! BUZZ! ]
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[ WHIP! SHATTER! ]
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[ FIZZLE! ]
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[ POP! ]
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[ PITTER! ]
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[ WHIP! ]
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[ WHIP! ]
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[ SLOOP! ]
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[ WHIRL! ]
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[ BUZZ! SHATTER! ]
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[ WHIP! ]
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[ SPLASH! ]
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[ SLOOP! ]
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[ WHIRL! ]
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[ BUZZ! SHATTER! ]
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[ PLOP! PLOP! PLOP! ]
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[ PLINK! ]
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[ WHIP! ]
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[ SHATTER! SHATTER! SHATTER! ]
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[ FWISH! ]
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[ WHIP! ]
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[ SHATTER! ]
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[ SHATTER! ]
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[ SHATTER! ]
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[ SHATTER! ]
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[ SHATTER! SHATTER! ]
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[ SHATTER! SHATTER! SHATTER! ]
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HANG ON!
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[ CREAK! POP! ]
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[ CREAK! ]
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>> Pizza Steve: SO, HOW MANY
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UNCLE GRANDPAS
DIDIT TAKE TO
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CHANGE A LIGHT BULB?
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>> Uncle Grandpa: [ MUMBLING ]
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ONE.
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[ SOUR NOTES PLAYING ]
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[ MUSIC STOPS ]
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YOU GUYS LIED TO ME.
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YOU
DOKNOW HOW TO PLAY YOUR
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INSTRUMENTS.
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