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Happy birthday, world!
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[ Cow moos ]
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I say, well played,
good chap.
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Why, thank you, old bean.
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I must admit, the greens do seem
to be in my favor today.
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Well, let me finish
this ice-cold glass
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of piping-hot milk
and perhaps prove otherwise.
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[ Chomp! Shudders ]
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[ Boing! ]
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It seems as though the gravity
is indeed in my favor.
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[ Both laugh ]
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Aw, pickle juice.
Where is that dang thing?
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Hey, have you guys seen
my black bow tie anywhere?
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I got a real important
photo shoot later,
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and I need to look my best.
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Photo shoot?
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[ Chuckling ] Well,
I don't think a bow tie
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is gonna do anything for those
stress wrinkles and eye bags.
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How about joining us for a nice
relaxing game of croquet?
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I don't have time
to play games.
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I got to prep
for this photo shoot.
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This photographer is held
in very high regard
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in the intellectual community,
so I need to look refined.
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Well, then forget
the bow tie
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and refine a good
plastic surgeon.
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I don't have time
for this.
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Oh! Wait, Mr. Gus.
I got just the thing.
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You can put on some of
Tiger's facial cream.
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It'll make you look beautiful,
and it's very relaxing.
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Mmmm, why do you have that
on you?
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I grabbed it thinking
it was cake frosting.
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So, what do you say,
Mr. Gus?
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How about we fix up your face
for you?
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Well, I suppose if it'll help me
look my best.
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Okay, Mr. Gus.
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I'm gonna start with
the problem areas first.
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There we go!
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[ Smack! ]
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Now we just got to
smooth it out a little,
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and last but not least,
some cucumber slices!
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Uh, why do you have
thoseon you?
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I grabbed them thinking
they were mini Frisbees.
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Makes sense.
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Here we go.
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Now you just got to lay back
and relax
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and let the cream
do its work.
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Hey, this actually
feels pretty nice.
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It's the healing power of
exfoliation and cucumbers.
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Well, old boy,
looks like your next shot
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is clearing
that water hazard,
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which I declare will make
this match a shoe-in for me.
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Yeah, not a concern
for this crusty crusher.
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I just need to find the right
kind of iron for the job.
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Fork!
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[ Zing! ]
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Oopsie.
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[ Snoring ]
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[ Grunts ]
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It appears your ball has
absconded, old sport.
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Perhaps a penalty
is in order.
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[ Stammers ]
What happened to your face?
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What do you mean?
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You look different.
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Like...good different?
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Oh, boy.
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Did you leave that cream on
the whole time?
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Maybe we should've read
the instructions.
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Oh, pickle juice!
It's been two hours!
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Whoa!
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Your face is so relaxed, it
can't even retain its shape.
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Yeah, look.
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Oh, no!
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Maybe a reference like
this conveniently placed
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bronze statue can help you.
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It couldn't hurt.
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Wait.
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What a bust.
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[ Rimshot ]
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Maybe I can just fix
this bottom part.
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Oh, pickle juice!
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On the plus side, your new
dimples and shiny skin
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make you look happy.
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Does this look like the face
of a happy man to you?
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Let me just adjust this.
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[ Splat! Streak! ]
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Here we go.
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Now does my outward expression
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echo the displeasure
I'm feeling inside?
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Yeah.
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Your sarcasm was lost
on the other expression.
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But you're rocking
this one.
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You guys are just
getting in the way.
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I'm gonna go fix my face,
and nothing can stop me.
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Whoa!
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[ Both laugh ]
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Sorry, Mr. Gus.
I can't keep a straight face.
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Hesure can.
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[ Both laugh ]
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[ Electricity crackles ]
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[ Streak! ]
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Giant Realistic
Flying Tiger,
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I used some of your
relaxing facial cream.
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[ Roars ]
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I know, I know.
I came to apologize.
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[ Squeak! Squeak! ]
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Oh, right.
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My face must be undermining
my sincerity.
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I just wanted to look good
for my photo shoot tonight.
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Oh, pickle juice!
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[ Watch beeping ]
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The time!
I got to get to my photo shoot.
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I hope this wears off
by the time I get there.
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Newscaster: Breaking news.
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Dangerous criminal bad guyon the loose.
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If you see him,call the police immediately.
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[ Meows ]
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[ Engine starts,
tires squeal ]
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[ Siren wailing ]
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Oh, no.
I got to put on my apology face.
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License and registration.
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Oh, let me see here.
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Do you know who I am?
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Oh, pick--
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I know exactly who you are!
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Let me get out peacefully.
I can explain.
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[ Clicking ]
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The door appears
to be stuck.
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[ Grunts ]
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Oh, pickle juice!
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Hey!
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That guy non-fatally
knocked that cop out!
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Wait, is that
the bad criminal guy?!
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Get him!
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Wait, no!
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[ Grunts ]
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Is that the zoo's escaped gator
we've been looking for?
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I reckon we ought to catch him
and find out.
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[ Whack! ]
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[ Groans ]
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[ Grunts ]
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[ Groans ]
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Hey, buddy, read the sign!
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Uh-oh.
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Buddy, where you going?
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Us angry mob were wondering
if you had any pitchforks.
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Buddy, you buy a pitchfork,
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and you get a torch free
right now!
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[ Grunts ]
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My precious screws!
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[ Grunts, groans ]
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Oh, pickle juice.
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Hey, you got to pay
for those!
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[ Indistinct yelling ]
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You really done it this time,
Mr. Gus.
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[ Angry mob shouting ]
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[ Groans happily ]
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[ Groans ]
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Got to hide.
Got to hide.
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All the good trash
is at the bottom.
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What to join our gang?
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It's the perfect crime.
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Hey!
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The dangerous criminal
bad guy!
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The gator!
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The hardware vandal!
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[ Groans ]
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[ Angry mob shouting ]
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Phew!
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Wait a second.
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Excuse me.
I'm Mr. Gus.
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Where do I go
for my photo shoot?
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My bad, Mr. Gus.
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I did not realize you were
so droopy in person.
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Let's get you in with
the stylist, shall we?
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Working from the bottom up,
I see.
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Okay, we're all set,
people.
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Let's do this thing!
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Don't take the photo
without some touchup!
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[ Camera flashes ]
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Well, it wasn't what I'd hoped,
but after the shoot,
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the stylist did help me
fix my face,
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with some improvements.
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I found it, Pizza Steve!
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Wait, Uncle Grandpa.
[ Grunts ]
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Oh, no!
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[ Meows ]
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Oh!
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The horror!
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You ruined his face, Uncle G!
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He looks so ugly!
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[ Crying ]
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Quick, somebody bring me
a mirror.
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[ Screams ]
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[ Grunts ]
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It was a day just likeany other day.
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Only this day was differentthan most days.
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I'd been on a case that hadno end in sight.
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I just couldn't connectthe dots on this one.
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I was as stumped as a tree
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that had been cut down to justthe base of the trunk.
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In this business, you're eithercut out for the job
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or the job cuts you out,
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or there's cutouts of youon the job.
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But arts and craftsdidn't crack cases.
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The air smelled of honeysuckleand grape lollipops.
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I've never been a fan of grape.
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But when times get tough,
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you take what you can getin this world.
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[ Door opens, closes ]
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That's whenshecame in.
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Hello, Detective.
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She had the longest eyelashes
I'd ever seen,
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but her perfume
kind of reeked
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of window cleaner
and old salami.
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Ugh.
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Oh, I'm saying that out loud,
aren't I?
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Yes, but --
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It doesn't matter.
Can I offer you a lollipop?
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Sure.
Okay.
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Would you like
a lollipop?
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I can't tell
what flavor's what.
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Oh, sorry.
Hang on.
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There you go.
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Oh, thank you.
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No problem.
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I'm actually here
because I need your help.
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She seemed like the kind of dame
who would ask you for help,
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then leave you helpless while
you were looking for help.
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00:10:04,011 --> 00:10:06,011
What's that
supposed to mean?
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Oops. Was I thinking
out loud again?
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No.
Thatguy was.
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Sorry, I'll leave.
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I was told to come see you
about a problem.
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Well, it doesn't take much
to see the problems
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of two lonely people don't
amount to a hill of baked beans
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in this lonely world.
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I don't even know
what that means.
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That's him, Mommy!
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That's the man who stole
my puzzle book!
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Stole?!
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I thought you hired me
to solve it.
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No, I just asked if you had
a pen on you.
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The kid was sharp.
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Not the kind of kid you wanttarnishing your name.
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Okay, okay,
stop tarnishing my name!
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Here's your
puzzle book back.
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And so another daycome to pass.
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Another case for the books.
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Another book for the case.
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Another bookcasefor the office.
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And what I can onlyimagine as
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the beginning of a beautifulcredit sequence.
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