Original subtitles

What's that terrible smell?

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[ Baa ]

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[ Engine revs ]

[ Warble ]

Whoa! You're a real speed demon, Pizza Steve.

You better slow down, or you'll get pulled over.

Uh, this is a videogame, Uncle G.

[Clang] [Siren chirps]

Son, you were doing 200 in a 35.

Ah! Ohhh.

Why don't we see what else is on?

Well, uh, that's all for our show tonight, folks.

Don't forget: tomorrow, we'll be hosting auditions

for our Raw New Talent segment, where you, the audience,

will show off your talents, tricks, and oddities

and become a star.

Sweet. Hey! Yeah!

Can we try out, Mr. Gus?

Can we, can we, can we?!

You already know it, Uncle G.

Yay!

My awesome speed cycle

will definitely rack up big points for me.

I'm gonna do that thing where I eat hot dogs.

[ Slurping ]

Wait 'till you guys see what Ihave planned.

What's this Frankenstein Juice doing in here?

This stuff is dangerous!

[ Roar ]

Yow!

[ Groans ]

[ Glass shatters ]

I should put this somewhere very safe.

That should be okay.

Hey! There you are!

Say hi, Leo.

Hi, Leo.

[ Laughs ]

Classic Leo.

I'm bringing my old routine out of retirement.

You're not seriously thinking about bringing

that creepy old doll

to the show tomorrow, are you?

Lame!

The only thing lame here

is your attitude, Pizza Steve.

How does this guy know your name?

Is he some sort of tiny, evil psychic?

A song should cheer you right up.

♪ Mary had a little ♪

[ Coughs ]

Well, Mr. Gus, I've had my fill

of disappointments for the night.

Now, if you don't mind,

[snaps fingers] Pizza Ste-e-ve

needs his beauty sleep.

Come on, Uncle G, bedtime.

You guys are just -- Ahem.

You guys are just jealous that I have a real shot

at winning at the talent search.

[ Rattling ]

[ Suspenseful music plays ]

[ Blink! Blink! ]

[ Crickets chirp, rooster crows ]

Aaaah!

What happened to my hot dogs?!

[ Panting ]

Oh, ah.

Ay!

[Melancholy tune plays] Why-y-y-y-y-y-y-y?!

Hey, little guy.

Are you okay?

Hot dog, it's me, Uncle Grandpa.

Are you okay?

1, 2, 3.

[Inhales sharply] [Squeaking]

Mm mm.

Pepperoni?

Who in the RV has pepperoni,

that could've done this to my hot dogs?

Did someone say pepper--

Drippin' cheese drips!

My awesome speed cycle has been un-awesomed!

What the...? A note!

"I fixed your bike for you.

Signed" Uncle G!

Why, that no good --

Some friend he turned out to be!

Hey, Pizza Steve! -I should've known it was you!

What'd you do with my hot dogs?

This is an all-time low!

You ate my hot dogs! -You wrecked my speed cycle!

Wait a minute. I don't know

what you're talking about.

You mean you didn't do this? Huh?

[gasp] That looks like

the ventriloquist dummy's bowtie!

[ Snickering ]

The dummy's alive!

He must've been the one messing with both of us

the whole time!

So, he really isevil.

Hey, dummy!

Get back here!

Mr. Gus! The dummy's alive!

Mister -- [gasp]

You think you can get away with this, dummy?

[Glass shatters] You've got another think comin'.

[ Snickering ]

Payback time!

Hyah! Gah!

Pay! Hey! -Ow!

What are you two doin'?!

Mr. Gus! The dummy's alive

and trying to destroy us all!

It's true, bro!

Are you out of your minds?!

Leo's been sittin' on that nightstand, lifeless as ever!

But Mr. Gus!

He was just standing on your bed!

Yeah! He ruined my speed cycle!

And ate all my hot dogs!

Oh! I think I know what's goin' on here.

You guys are just scared that I'm gonna blow you

out of the water at the audition,

so you're tryin' to trip me up!

Well, it's not gonna work.

But, Mr. Gus! We --

No buts!

You're gonna have to try out

fair and square, just like everyone else.

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♪ I love ham ♪

♪ Yes, I love ham ♪

♪ Everyone knows that I love ha-a-a-m ♪

Yeah, thanks.

We'll call ya if we need y.

Oh, and to think I left Kansas City for this.

-Next! -Hel-lo!

My name is Mr. Gus and this here is --

Just start, please.

All right. [chuckle]

How's it going, Little Leo?

It's going all right.

Except for this darn arthritis.

Arthritis? -Yeah.

The doctor said my arms was stiff as wood.

Kid, you can just stop right there.

Uh, sorry, uh, did I do something wrong?

I-I can start over.

You mean, did you do something

amazing?!

This is the greatest routine I've seen

in my entire career!

You're gonna be headlining on the show, tonight!

I am? Awww, yeah!

You hear that, Leo?

We did it!

I knew we had it in us.

[ Laughs ]

[ Knock-knock ]

Hey, Mr. Gus, we just wanted to wish --

[Eerie music plays] I'll wait 'til we get onstage.

Then, nighty-night, Mr. Gus.

Aaaaaaah! -No!

You're not gonna get away with this!

What is going on in here?

See for yourself.

There's nothing but a dummy,

resting innocently in my dressing room!

But Mr. Gus!

He was just threatening to do nighty night to you!

Ugh. I don't have time for this.

This is finally my chance to be on television

and I don't want you ruining it for me!

Now, get out of my way and stop being so jealous

that I've made it to the bigtime.

Mr. Gus! Don't!

I said leave me alone!

[ Slam ]

We've got a really great show for you tonight, folks.

It's with extreme pleasure that I introduce the newest,

rawest talent we've had on here for a very long time.

Oh, man, I can't wait to knock 'em out.

Eh, put your hands together for Mr. Gus and Leo-o!

[ Cheers and applause ]

Good evening, ladies and gentlemen.

Why don't you say hi, Leo?

I have a better idea.

Try not to lose your head!

What the...? -[Audience gasps]

Nighty night!

A little help here!

I don't care what he told us.

Mr. Gus is in trouble!

We gotta do something, Little Steven.

That's just what I've been waiting to hear! -[Gasp]

This is for my hot dogs!

Hah!

And thisis for my awesome speed cycle.

[ Grunts ]

Huh?

Aah! [gargle]

Get a taste of my laser hammer!

Nice shot.

I thought I just calibrated this thing.

Yep. Perfectly calibrated.

Hey, Leo!

Add a little spice to your life!

Aah!

[ Audience gasps ]

[ Grunting ]

They were right.

The dummy wastrying to destroy us.

[ Screaming ]

This is horrifying!

Come on, Bobby. We're out of here.

Definitely not what I paid for.

W-Wait. Where's everyone going?

This wasn't in the script!

Cut to commercial! Cut to commercial!

♪ [Bell tolls] ♪

[Sproing!] You haven't seen the last of me.

I'll meet you in your dreams!

[ Laughs ]

Yeah-ay-ay! Yeah yeah.

Whew! I knew that thing was evil!

Good job, buddy.

Don't worry, Mr. Gus.

The dummy's gone.

He won't touch a scale on your pretty head,

ever again.

I'm sorry for ever doubting you.

And thank you for saving my life.

No problemo.

That's what friends are for, my man.

Here's to wanton destruction

in the name of caring.

Yeah! Yeah! Yeah!

You ninnies!

This is an abomination!

You've ruined my whole show!

Get! out!

You're banned from coming back, ever again!

Now, it is my pleasure to introduce the newest,

rawest talent around.

Please put your hands together for Miss Laura Lane!

♪ Oh, I love ham ♪

♪ Yes, I love ham ♪

♪ Everyone knows that I love ha-a-a-a-m ♪

[ Sizzle ]

[ Squeaking ]

[ Blink! ]

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[ Clap-clap ]

Namastemorning

and welcome to "Yoga with Uncle Grandpaji".

Before we get into the more advanced poses,

always lift with your legs.

Now, you're gonna want to get those arms high

and give it a good stretch.

You feel the burn?

Perfect. Okay.

For this one, you need to turn on your mat, like so.

[ Smack! ]

Now, simply use your mustache

to raise yourself up

to this position, which is known as

Downward Mustache.

[ Gasping ]

Oh, this incense...

Ah-h-h-choo!

Now, I'm going to run through a few more advanced poses.

Feel free to follow along at home.

Be sure to keep your propeller muscles engaged for this one.

[ Whirring ]

This next pose is going to help you concentrate on your chi.

First, extend your left leg,

gently reach upwards with your right hand,

then grasp your foot.

Give it a little stre-e-tch.

Feels good.

Now, place your other foot here.

Your other arm goes through here, a-and...

She'll be comin' round the mountain.

Thread that needle!

Launch that potato!

And, finally, give yourself a hand.

You should feel that your chi has gathered

into a powerful bundle-ball.

[ Chuckles ]

Yeah, like that.

[ Meow! ]

Oh, hey, Giant Realistic Flying Tiger.

Why you lookin' at me like that?

Ohhh! Heh heh.

-[Roar!] -Take it easy, girl.

No, girl! Bad tiger! -[Shredding]

He-e-e-lp!

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That was quite delicious.

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