Original subtitles

I enjoy talking to you!

[ Cow moos ]

[ Indistinct conversations ]

Uh, do I stand like this?

No.

Like this?

I don't know!

Hi.

Aah!

Kristina just waved at me.

Oh, me, oh, my. Oh, golly, oh, gosh.

[ Groans ]

Okay, Ricky, just go up to Kristina

and use your mouth to speak words.

[ Babbling ]

Oh, geez, that was not good.

You can say that again, friend!

Uh, Uncle Grandpa?

You were expecting maybe the Easter Bunny?

You're here to help me?

I've been in those nachos for three hours,

so I hope you need some help.

[ Laughs ] But enough goofing around.

What seems to be the problem, friend?

Well, gee, uh, I guess, uh, I'm having trouble --

Having some trouble, I gather.

Yeah, I can't -- I, uh, have trouble...

Going potty?

No! Uncle Grandpa!

I want to ask Kristina to dance with me,

but I get tongue tied whenever I go near her.

[ Laughs ] I know, I know.

I heard it all from the nacho bowl.

I was just goofing around.

But enough goofing around.

Let's take a look inside that there little mouth of yours.

[ Grunts ]

Mm, yes, I see. [ Gasps ]

What's wrong?

Just as I thought. You're tongue tied!

What are you gonna do?

Untie it, of course.

Whoops.

Hey, Uncle Grandpa, try using this.

It's Frankenstein's de-tangling tongue spray

for small horses and boys.

All right!

[ Spraying ]

[ Coughing ]

Now, that's a beautiful untangled glowing tongue.

Thanks, Frankenstein.

Uh, Uncle Grandpa?

Zoinks!

Curse you, Frankenstein!

Aah! Make it stop!

[ Both screaming ]

[ Pbht! ]

[ Ting! ]

These circular shades

are certainly gonna get me the honeys.

Hey!

Oh, radical!

My tongue!

We done here, or, uh...

Hey, gather around, everybody!

'Cause I'm the tongue that likes to have fun! Ha ha!

[ Laughter ]

Hey, you mind if I have a little sip?

Mmm! Ooh, tasty punch!

[ Laughs ] This guy.

Hey, teach, where's yourdate?

Am I right, folks?

School drools.

Oh, party time! [ Laughs ]

Yay!

[ All cheering ]

Wow, who'd have thunk such a charming tongue

would come out of yourmouth?

The levels of irony are off the charts.

I mean, here you are

having a hard time asking a girl to dance --

Okay, I get it, Uncle Grandpa.

Hang on, I'm not finished.

Here you are having a hard time asking a girl to dance,

but the very organ that allows you to speak

is now cooler than you

and is charming the pants off of everyone, even me.

Well, what do I do now?

I need my tongue back.

I have an idea that's crazy enough to work.

Here's what you do.

You walk over to the tongue

and ask him to go back into your mouth.

[ Pop! ]

That's not a crazy idea.

It is if you're wearing this crazy hat!

Say "cool"!

Cool. Cool.

Got to post this quick

so everyone knows I hang out with cool people.

What's up, little buddy?

Can you go back in my mouth, please?

Whoa, that's one crazy hat!

Ladies, snap a shot of me with this crazy ol' hat!

OMG, he looks so cool next to that stupid hat.

Hey, kid, thanks. You really helped me score

some points with that crazy hat of yours.

[ Muffled scream ] Ladies!

Where were we?

[ Grunting ]

Get back in my mouth! [ Gags ]

[ Laughter ] What the?

Hey, hey, oh, crazy hat over here's trying to eat me!

Get up on out of here!

Ah!

[ Groans ]

So, how'd it go?

[ All cheering ]

[ Guitar riff plays ]

[ Sighs ]

Uncle Grandpa, are you seeing this?

He won't stop being cool.

Well, you're in luck,

'cause I got a plan that's so crazy,

it just might work.

Whoa!

Conga, conga, conga!

Conga, conga, conga!

This is a surefire way

to get your tongue back in your mouth.

How do we do that from up here?

With the sweet, sweet nectar of the gods.

I filled the entire disco ball with this stuff.

He'll be burning up so much that he'll come running back

to his home, A.K.A. your mouth.

This seems pretty dangerous.

Hush, kid! Here they come.

Conga, conga, conga!

Hang on tight. [ Grunting ]

Okay, this was a stupid idea.

[ Both scream ]

Well, what do you know? The sauce didn't spray.

These things are tougher than a tank.

[ Both gurgling ]

Okay, here's a slow one for all you teenage love birds.

[ Slow music plays ]

[ Sighs ]

Hey, still moping about that whole tongue thing?

All I wanted to do was to dance with Kristina,

and now it's too late.

Not to worry. [ Grunts ]

'Cause I have a plan that's crazy enough to work.

No!

No more crazy plans!

Hear me out.

This might be a little unconventional,

but it's foolproof.

A flower? Nope.

Let me at 'im! Let me at 'im!

Whoa there!

This angry caterpillar will serve

as a substitute tongue

so you can go ask that girl for a dance.

Oh!

Whoa, this feels weird.

Oh, my gosh! I can talk again.

Let me at 'im!

But it doesn't matter.

I still won't be able to talk to Kristina.

I'm a loser.

No, you aren't.

You're just scared she'll say no.

But her saying no just means you can move on.

Just be confident.

It worked for me.

You're right, Belly Bag.

I'm gonna be confident and go ask her to dance.

But you better hurry up, kid. Look!

So, what do you like to do for fun?

Ugh, you talk too much.

Wowzers!

Now, that's what I'm talking about.

Hey, girl, over here. You like stuff that's cool?

Yeah.

Now's your chance, homey.

[ Grunts ]

Be confident.

Hey, get out of her mouth!

Where's he at?! You're asking for it, buddy!

Huh? Hey, what's going on?!

My porcelain queen!

Pshh! Typical tongue.

You just made me look uncool

in front of a real cutie, and that is not cool!

Uh, sorry, kid. I can't fight someone so cool.

[ Pop! ]

I'm not scared of you.

Oh, you will be.

-Oh, no, you didn't! -Huh?

You heard me! Ugh.

Is that how you treat a female tooth?

You just leave without an explanation?

Oh, baby, I was gonna come back, I swear.

I-I just had to take care of some uncool business.

You don't care about me, is that it?

Oh, baby, oh, you know I care about you.

You're my number one, baby.

I'm bored. I want to get out of here.

Yeah, yeah, baby. Anything you want.

[ Pop! ]

Madam, your chariot awaits.

Whatever. I'm cold.

Don't you even have a jacket to give me?

Can't this go any faster? I got places to be.

That was weird.

[ Clears throat ] Kristina, I was wondering --

Want me to beat this one up, instead?

No!

I mean, would you like to dance with me?

-I'd really like to. -Yes!

But I think I should see a dentist first.

Oh. Right.

Remember, just be confident.

Belly Bag, that's not really the problem anymore.

Her tooth ran off with my tongue.

Oh, yeah.

Hey, Uncle G, think you can help out?

Uncle Grandpa?

Huh? Hang on, Belly Bag.

I'm watching Ricky strike out again.

That kid is hopeless.

Uncle Grandpa, just go over there.

Fine, fine.

Hey, kiddo, I was just telling Belly Bag

what a good job you're doing.

Anyway, can you help Kristina?

Looks like she needs a new tooth.

Let's see what I got.

[ Crack! ]

Here we go.

This is a delicate procedure, so please hold still.

[ Whack! ]

Bingo! -Cool!

Now you both have something weird about you.

Move it, Charlie!

[ Slow music stops ]

This one goes out to all the people

whose tongues and teeth came to life

and ran away with each other.

[ Dance music plays ]

Ah, young love.

Are you tired of not knowing

what is and what isn't Ule Gapa?

Do you say things like, "That cup says Ule Gapa on it.

It must be him"?

Well, you can relax, because I'm Ule Gapa.

Just me. The only Ule in existence.

And this is my Not Ule Gapa Museum!

As you can see, the museum is filled

with many fascinating specimens,

all of which are not Ule Gapa.

If you're looking for Ule Gapas,

you've come to the wrong museum, friend.

Wow, I guess this isn't Ule Gapa,

even though it claims to be!

Some stupid squirrels.

Not a Ule Gapa in sight!

A young sun till forming,

and you're telling me it's not Ule Gapa?

Yeah.

No Gapas!

Do I have to spell it out for you?

There are no Ule Gapas here!

Nope!

No!

Get a clue!

Huh?

No!

Why?

So, there should be no more confusion!

There is definitely only one Ule Gapa,

and that Ule Gapa is me and no one else.

That's for gosh darn sure.

Aah! Aah!

[ Tone sounding ]