Original subtitles

[ Sloop! ]

Hamburger face!

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[ Cow moos ]

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Boy: Hurry up, Kimmy!

It's almost bedtime,

and you know how important rules are to me.

This is magic.

Magic doesn't follow rules.

Is...this your card?

-No. -This one?

-No. -This one?

-No! -This one.

That's a credit card.

Yeah, I used it to order this magic kit online.

Call me when you've read the instructions.

I'm gonna go do something fun...

like floss my teeth.

[ Snaps fingers ] [ Cool music plays ]

How'd you do that?

Read the instructions.

Instructions are no fun.

They take all the magic out of magic.

Maybe I just need to find another trick.

Good morning!

Huh?!

Boy, did I ever get lost taking this trash out.

Uncle Grandpa!

Maybe you can teach me magic.

[ Ominous music plays ] I'm not really sure...

if you're ready for how much fun

we're gonna have learning magic!

-How'd you do that trick? -That wasn't a trick.

That was a sloppy cartoonist mistake.

[ Whispering ] Cartoon Network will hire anybody.

Here -- here's some magic. [ Squeak! Plink! ]

Got my nose. What's behind your ear?

A cotton swab?

Aw, that ain't right.

How 'bout you pick a number from 1 to 27, and I'll, uh --

No, no, no, these are tricks my grandpa would show me.

No offense. [ Pop! ]

What?

-Well, how did you learn magic? -[ Munching ]

[ Muffled ] This far off mystical school for wizards.

School for wizards? What's it called?

Golden Hills Community College.

Class of 2003. Go Hogs.

Maybe I could just borrow your magical bag.

No, no. [ Mystical music plays ]

A bag like this can only be owned

by the most skilled, professional -- Aah!

[ Smack! ] Unh!

[ Glass shattering ] [ Whistle! Bang! ]

I don't know if you're responsible enough.

I want to do magic, too.

Well, the best way to learn is by doing it yourself.

You can be my assistant in this classic disappearing act.

And then I'll know how the trick works.

Once I say the magic words, close the door.

Ready?

Hocus-ca-presto, good morning, Modesto.

[ Zap! ]

Excuse me. Where's my sister?

I made her disappear.

And why's her room trashed? What's this bag?

Where'd this door come from? Do you do magic?

Know enough to help me with my algebra homework?

Do you think these pants look good?

Mister? [ Zap! ]

[ Whiffle! ] Whoa-oh-oh-oh-ohh!

[ Mystical music plays ] Wow.

What is this place?

This must be the Land of the Magical Void --

a purgatory for all things magic. [ Dribbling ]

I took a class on this at the community college.

-Did you pass? -Yeah, sorry.

[ Squeak! ] But if you plug your nose, you won't smell it.

Ew. No, I meant -- never mind.

Do you know how to make us reappear in reality?

Oh, yeah, I'm pretty sure we just got

to go back through this door.

Uh-oh.

Well, where did the door go?

Magic has a way of tricking your brain.

Does that mean we're gonna get stuck here?

I've got a brother who will

definitely start asking some questions.

Relax, Kimmy.

We just need to find that door.

It's got to be around here somewhere.

[ Screams ] -Uncle Grandpa!

[ Middle Eastern music plays ] Over here, Kimmy.

I snagged us a magic carpet to ride on.

Climb aboard. -Okay.

Whee! [ Twinkling ]

Hey, you know, riding on this magic carpet

kind of reminds me of that one movie.

Oh, yeah. I love "Sleepless in Seattle."

Ooh, stop there.

Excuse me, have you seen a door come through here?

[ Squeaking ]

Thanks! See you later.

[ Squeak ]

[ Mystical music plays ]

What's with all these eight balls floating around?

Magic eight-balls are ancient artifacts that can

provide answers to some of life's biggest mysteries.

Oh, magic eight-ball,

what are the chances of us getting trapped here?

[ Bubble! ] Oh, no.

Infinity -- that can't be good.

[ Gasps ] Uncle Grandpa, the door!

[ Adventurous music plays ] [ Zap! ]

It just went into that swirly thing.

Carpet, follow that door.

You got to say the magic word.

Please?

[ Whispering indistinctly ]

Hocus-ca-presto, good morning, Modesto.

Whee! [ Zap! ]

[ Ominous music plays ] Boy, it sure is dark in here.

This must be the Black Magic area --

definitely not for the faint of heart.

Well, I sure wish this carpet had some headlights.

[ Both scream ]

Oh, wait, I get it -- head-lights.

I'm not so sure about this place, Uncle Grandpa.

Jonathan: Did somebody say "Uncle Grandpa"?

O.M.G.!

It's really you.

What, it's been ages.

Oh, hey, Jonathan. It's great to see you.

-What, you guys know each other? -Oh, yeah.

Jonathan and I studied magic

together back in community college.

And now look at me -- Dark Lord of the Black Magic realm.

[ Chuckles ] But you know me.

I don't like to "goat" about it.

[ Chuckles ]

[ Laughs ] Yeah, yeah!

Oh, Jonathan, always bringin' the jokes.

So, uh, what brings you and your friend

into this sanctum of sacrifice, anyway, eh?

We were actually looking for a door we saw come this way.

I need it to bring us back to reality.

Well, you know I could just use black magic

to send you back, right? -Wha-- you can?

[ Chuckling ] Of course I can.

[ Horror music plays ] [ Demonic voice ] In exchange for your soul.

[ Screaming ]

[ Laughs ]

[ Normal voice ] Kidding, totally kidding.

Uh, uh, but I can point you in the right direction.

I saw it go that way.

[ Laughs ] Thanks, Jonathan.

I owe you one, buddy.

No worries. Go Hogs.

[ Pop!, bubble! ] [ Frog ribbits ]

Man, this place gets weirder by the minute.

I've seen weirder.

Hey, nice dress!

Yeah, thanks. I got it half off.

Come on.

Where is that door?

[ Plop! ] [ Muffled ] Hey! Hey!

Who turned out the lights?

What's going on? [ Whiffle! ]

[ Both shout ] [ Plop! ]

[ Both screaming ]

[ Thud! ] [ Both grunt ]

Uh-oh, Kimmy, where did you disappear off to now?

I'm right here, Uncle Grandpa.

[ Gasps ] The door!

Finally. Time to complete this trick and go back home.

Bravo.

Um, it didn't work.

-Oh. -Let's try this again.

And...gone.

Very impressive.

Still here.

Oh, why isn't this working?

I may have a trick up my sleeve.

[ Whoosh! Thud! ] Here we go.

Maybe some instructions

from this magician's handbook will help.

Instructions?

Real magic shouldn't need instructions.

Then it wouldn't be magic.

Yeah, maybe you're right.

I never read instructions, and I get by.

[ Thud! Whoosh! ]

Um, I mean, you didn't necessarily have

to kick it into oblivion.

Now you tell me?!

Looks like the pressure's on.

Well, I guess the third time's the charm.

[ Doorknob rattles ]

Nope. Nope.

Nope. Nope!

I'm gonna be stuck here forever!

[ Sloop! ] You could always try the magic word.

Oh, yeah.

[ Twinkling ] Hocus-ca-presto, good morning, Modesto.

No. I'm doomed!

[ Sobbing ]

I actually meant the other magic word.

Oh, of course.

Magical door, make me reappear...please.

[ Zap! ] [ Gasps ]

[ Twinkling ] Whoa.

[ Hinges creak ]

[ Gasps ] I did it.

That was the coolest trick ever.

Good job, Kimmy.

Truly majestic. -Thanks.

But how did you get back here first?

By using the greatest and most powerful

form of magic known on planet Earth.

[ Fireworks fizzling ] Cartoon magic!

[ Whiffle! ]

Oh. Yeah.

Well, thanks for teaching me about magic, Uncle Grandpa.

I can't wait to show my brother the disappearing act.

Just be careful with magic, Kimmy.

It has a way of playing tricks on your brain.

Hocus-ca-presto, good morning, Modesto!

[ Bang! ]

Oh, I hope Timmy's still awake.

Oh, Timmy, I've got a trick to show --

[ Electricity crackling ] [ Mystical music plays ]

Oh, no, not again.

Guess I'd better start reading some instructions.

[ Chewing, chomping ]

[ Bleats ]

[ Electricity crackling ]

Whoa, Pizza Steve!

You look super cool.

I got this sick gold chain.

I like to keep up my style.

You know, keep it friggity-fresh. [ Electric guitar plays ]

[ Schwing! Ting! ]

I want to be friggity-fresh.

Should I change my style?

Let's check.

[ Rustling ]

Oh.

Your style is pretty stale, bro.

Help us. [ Ominous music plays ]

Oh. I guess it's time to find my style.

[ Cheerful music plays ]

[ Warbling ]

What do you think?

I don't know. It's not quite your style.

I'll try another one.

[ Wire twanging ]

I don't normally tell models this, but too skinny.

[ Techno music plays ]

[ High-pitched voice ] Ohayou!

I don't get it.

[ Screech! ] Too scary.

Too outdated.

More recently outdated, but still too outdated.

Too primitive.

Too expensive. Too cheap.

Aw, come on.

Too real. Too surreal.

Too cereal. Too cerebral.

Nope.

Too cute. Too minute.

Too snuggly. Too average.

Thanks for the break.

These jokes are exhausting.

[ Gulps ]

All right, back to it.

Pizza Steve: Too classic. Too funky.

[ Squish! ] Ugh.

Too weird. Too beard.

Too seared. Too feared.

Well, got any more?

We've almost done it all.

Maybe I'll never have a style of my own.

Just try one more, then we'll quit.

Oh, my gouda!

[ Electric guitar plays ]

[ Schwing! Ting! ]

I think we found your new style!

[ Bells dinging, salsa music plays ]

[ Chewing ]

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That was quite delicious.

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