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What's that terrible smell?

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Mr. Gus: Hey, guys.

I'd like you to meet my one and only nephew, Lil' Mac.

Come on, little buddy. Don't be shy.

Attaboy.

-Awesome, dude. -Whoa!

Mr. Gus, I didn't know you had a nephew.

Hey, there, Lil' Mac.

I'm Uncle Grandpa.

Go on. Say hi to the fellas.

So, what special activities do you guys have planned for today?

Since the yard needs some work, I thought me and the nephew

could tag-team some of those outdoor chores.

Show 'em why the Guses got these green thumbs.

Ah-choo!

But as it turns out, the little tyke has some vicious allergies

and can't help his Uncle Gus.

[ Sighs ] I don't know what I'm gonna do.

I promised my sis I'd look after Lil' Mac for the day,

but I can't leave the yard in that condition,

or we'll get a write-up from the HOA.

I got an idea, Mr. Gus!

We can look after Lil' Mac while you do your yard work.

Yeah, and I can teach him how to be just like Pizza Steve!

Ah-choo!

Say, guys, that would be great.

But are you sure you can handle the responsibility?

Mr. Gus, please.

We're professionals.

All right, you guys. I owe you one.

Lil' Mac, I'll see you in a little bit.

Don't worry, Mr. Gus. We got you covered.

Man, you couldn't ask for a better group of friends.

So, Lil' Mac, what do you say we give you a tour of the RV?

[ Banging ]

[ Both gasp ]

-Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa! -Whoa, bro, no!

You bashed up our precious TV!

I got to fix this ASAP.

Where did you get this baseball bat, anyway?

No, no! No more bat!

[ Crying ]

What the heck is going on in here?

Is everything okay?

Oh, uh, hey, Mr. Gus. How's it going?

We're just doing, uh, you know, kid stuff.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Totally.

No big deal. Nothing to worry about.

You mean to tell me I catch you guys, a bat and a hammer,

and Lil' Mac crying in the middle,

and there's nothing to worry about?

Why, no, Mr. Gus, we swear. He was totally hitting the TV

We caught him with the bat,

and he was bashing the side of the TV. Then I came up with the hammer to fix the TV,

and then he started crying. We don't even know where he got it.

You expect me to believe that story?

No nephew of mine would ever do such a horrible thing.

Isn't that right, my wittle angel?

[ Blink! Blink! ]

Now, listen, you two.

You play nice with Lil' Mac

and look after him like responsible adults.

Come on, you guys. I know you're better than this.

Well, Lil' Mac, all good little boys

love to play with good little toys.

Let me see if I can pick out a good one

from my prized collection.

Oh, yes, the limited-edition Weird Man action figurine

with Weird Man's signature weird action pose.

And you're gonna love this.

It's time to get weird!

Only 40 of these bad boys were ever made.

Why don't you try it out?

Uh, Lil' Mac, wh-wh-wh-whatcha doing, little buddy?

Lil' Mac! I don't think that's how you play with the Weird Man doll!

-No, no! -Hand over the doll, man!

Please don't! Please!

-There were only 40 made! -Don't be foolish.

-No! -No!

-How could you? -Why'd you do it?

Weird Man!

Stay weird, America.

[ Crying ] What the heck is wrong with you, man?

You just destroyed Uncle G's favorite toy!

Have you no conscience?

Have you no moral code?!

[ Cries ] Wait!

We got to stop this little terror

from squirmin' and squawkin'.

Got anything, Belly Bag?

I did just finish knitting this!

It's a tiny armless turtleneck sweater.

Perfect!

Your reign of terror has come to an end.

We can't have a little devil like you wrecking the RV

and destroying our peaceful lives.

You're staying out here for a little while.

Yeah, consider that a time-out, Uncle Grandpa-style!

Oops! Almost forgot about trash day.

Man, life sure is a lot better

without that little hooligan around.

Hey, guys! How's it going?

Where's my little angel of a nephew?

Wait a second.

Where is my Lil' Mac?

Well, uh, uh, he's, uh...

He's taking a nap in Uncle G's racecar bed!

[ Chuckles ] All tuckered out, huh?

Well, I'm wrapping up out here,

so I'll see you guys in a few and we'll go wake him up.

That was some good thinking back there, Pizza Steve.

Mr. Gus might be mad at us

if he knew we put Lil' Mac in a time-out.

Yeah, but he's gonna come back inside any second now!

Calm down.

All we have to do is get Lil' Mac out of the time-out

before Mr. Gus gets back.

Okay, Lil' Mac, I think you've learned your lesson.

You can come back in now.

Lil' Mac? He's not here!

Looks like the shelf we left him on broke

and he landed in those trash cans.

[ Whistling ]

BOTH: [ Gasp ] Did you see that?

The sweater!

[ Humming ]

My Lil' Mac.

Oh, no, Pizza Steve!

Lil' Mac is in the trash can, and Mr. --

Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Chill.

All we have to do is sneak back inside,

wait for Mr. Gus to finish up,

then run back out and snatch Lil' Mac from the trash.

And bam!

We're home free!

Oh, hey, guys! What are you two doing out here?

-Oh, uh, oh... -Uh, oh...

You forgot this bag of lawn trimmings, Mr. Gus.

Oh, why, thank you.

Wouldn't want to have this bag dirtying up the clean yard.

-Whew! -Whew!

You know, guys,

I'm sorry I gave you a hard time earlier with Lil' Mac.

[ Both gasp ]

I owe you two a deep debt of gratitude.

-Mr. Gus, no! -No, wait!

-No! No! Wait! Don't do it! -Wait, no!

-Uh... -Don't do it, man!

M-M-M-Mr. Gus, please, don't do it. Please, no!

Just don't!

What the heck are you guys talking about?

What's the big deal?

The trash can! No, no! Don't do it!

Don't put the trash!

Huh?

[ Chuckles ]

Oh, man, you guys are lifesavers!

Imagine me putting yard trimmings

in the regular trash can

instead of the environmental green waste bin.

[ Laughs ]

All right, I'm going to go wash the filth off myself,

and then we can get Lil' Mac back to my sister.

You guys wake him up, and I'll see you in a few minutes.

Okay, Mr. Gus!

All right, Uncle G. We don't have much time.

Let's get that little savage out of the trash

and out of our lives.

Good riddance to bad rubbish!

All right, you little dickens, nap time's over.

-Whoa! -Uncle G!

Oh, no, Pizza Steve!

We've got to do something!

But we'll never catch him on foot!

We'll see about that!

Abraca-toe jam!

Whoa! Sweet ride!

Let's save that brat.

On foot, as it were.

Pizza Steve: All right, we're gaining on him!

Uncle Grandpa: The light's changing!

He's getting away!

Don't worry. The light's gonna change.

-Out of order?! -Out of order?!

No, no, no, no, no, no, no! Oh, no, oh, no, oh, no, oh, no, oh, no, oh, no, oh, no!

I can't believe we lost him, dude!

I know!

I don't even want to think about

what that poor little tyke must be going through.

And I don't want to think about what Mr. Gus is gonna do to us

when he finds out what happened!

-What are we gonna do? -What are we gonna do?

[ Humming ] Where is the little tyke?

Oh, Mr. Gus, please forgive us. Please don't maim us!

We're sorry! Have mercy!

What's going on, you guys?

Lil' Mac, where are you?

This isn't funny.

When my sister calls, it's gonna be --

[ Telephone ringing ] [ Gasps ]

Hello? Hi, Becky.

Mm-hmm.

Lil' Mac.

Huh.

[ Both crying ]

-Lil' Mac! -Lil' Mac!

[ Blows nose ]

Hmm. Okay, great!

Bye, sis!

Thanks, guys!

I don't know how you did it, but I owe you one.

Both: Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat?!

Good morning, gentlemen. Ready for round 2?

What's that?

Uncle Pizza, Uncle Grandpa!

-Lil' Mac? -Lil' Mac?

Yay!

Pizza Steve: No, no, no!

Thanks for watching Lil' Mac again, big brother.

He couldn't stop talking about how much fun he had yesterday!

No problem, sis!

They're just great with kids!

Okay, Gus, see you after my double shift.

Take your time, sis.

See you tonight.

Uhhh.

[ Sighs ]

[ Muttering, snoring ]

[ Laughs ]

He's out. Total sleepsville.

All right. Let's do it.

[ Both chuckling ]

[ Both laughing ]

[ Both laughing ]

[ Both laughing ]

[ Both laughing ]

Both: Go, Grandpa! Go, Grandpa!

It's your birthday! It's your birthday!

[ Both laugh ]

[ Toilet flushes ]

[ Both laughing ]

[ Both laughing ]

Oh, my goodness.

How do we top this one?

We really should share this with the world, bro.

[ Both laughing ]

Man, that's beautiful.

Nice work today, bro.

You too, Pizza Steve. You too.

[ Wind whistling ]

Oh, you guys!

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That was quite delicious.