Original subtitles

[ Up-tempo music plays ]

Try this episode with mustard!

[ Cow moos ]

Uncle Grandpa: Super Ostrich Fighter Turbo!

Super Ostrich Fighter Turbo!

Super Ostrich Fighter Turbo!

Super Ostrich...

Fighter Turbo!

You guys, you'll neverguess what I found at the landfill!

"Super Ostrich Fighter Tur-- "

"Super Ostrich Fighter Turbo" --

the hit video game everyone was talking about in 1992!

Just a quick blow on the circuits, and it's go time.

[ Blows ]

[ Blows ]

Here we go!

Pizza Steve likes where this day is going!

Choose your ostrich.

Uh...

I'll take...this one.

Dang it! That's the one I wanted!

All right. I'll settle for this one.

Ostrich versus ostrich!

Fight!

Aw, yeah!

This game is so awesome!

We're gonna spend the entire day playing it!

Sounds good to me, bro.

Y'all know what time it is?

Time to stop standing in front of the TV.

It's time for Uncle Grandpa to help some kids!

No! Come on, Tiny Miracle!

Now's a really bad time.

Actually, now is the perfect time.

Because you programmed me to do this every day --

precisely at this time!

Oh!

Today's helpless children are...

Lori, who got her kite stuck in a tree,

and Philip, who can't dance.

[ Sighs ] Why can't there be just one day

where I don't have to help kids?

Hey, don't look at me. I was just doing my job.

♪ Tiny Miracle ♪

♪ The robot boy ♪

[ Sighs ] So much for playing

"Super Ostrich Fighter Turbo" all day.

If only I could program Tiny Miracle to do my job.

Tiny Miracle: ♪ Tiny Miracle ♪

♪ Easily programmable to perform any task ♪

Wait -- That's it!

♪ Bleep bleep bleep, bleep bleep bleep bloop bloo ♪

Get over here!

[ Clang ] [ Grunting ]

Hey! What the...

Can it!

[ Powering down ] D-D-Did somebody say Tiny Mirac...

Uncle Grandpa, what y'all doing?

Modifying Tiny Miracle -- to be Uncle Grandpa.

So I can play video games!

[ Sparkle! ]

[ Squish! Squish! ]

Just punch in some new code,

and...

We're good to go!

[ Thwack! ] [ Grunts ]

[ Crackle! Whir! ]

I now present to you the Robo-U.G.

He's gonna take over for me for the rest of the day.

Good morning.

Pizza Steve, you ready to get your ostrich on?

You know it, bro!

Uncle Grandpa, I don't think

hastily reprogramming Tiny Miracle

and sending him out into the world unsupervised

was such a good idea.

Ya know, Mr. Gus, you're right.

It wasn't a good idea.

It was a greatidea!

But, Uncle Grandpa, what if --

Mr. Gus, you worry too much.

I mean, what's the worst that could happen?

Good morning.

Analyzing.

Harmless butterfly.

Solution -- love and enjoy.

[ Crackle! Crackle! ]

[ Warble! ]

L-L-Love a-a-and enjoy.

Destroy!

[ Crackle! ]

[ Sobbing ] There, there, Lori.

I'm sure Uncle Grandpa will show up any minute

to get your kite out of that tree.

You really think so, Dad?

Well, I know so!

Well, by golly, here he comes now -- in robot form.

Analyzing.

Kite in tree.

Solution -- destroy Lori's house.

Uncle Grandpa robot! Why?!

G-G-Good morning.

Uncle Grandpa: [ Laughing ]

You're getting your crust stuffed, Pizza Steve!

[ Squawks]

Double ostrich c-c-combo!

Aw, come on, man!

Pizza Steve, my moves are s-mokin'!

So is the house foundation across the street.

I'm sure Robo-U.G. is working on it.

One, two.

One, t-- a-two.

[ Groans ] I'll never learn how to dance.

[ Gasps ]

Uncle...Grandpa?

Good morning.

Analyzing...

Phillip can't dance.

Solution -- massive tidal wave!

Hey, where's all this water coming from?

Who cares?! We're playing "Super Ostrich Fighter Turbo."

[ Grunts ]

Uncle Grandpa, now might be a good time

to go check on your little robot buddy.

Yeah, okay, maybe after the next 27 games.

Yeah, wouldn't want anything to interrupt your game...

'specially not the flamethrower factory

crashing into the power plant.

[ Blip! ]

Flippin' frog legs! What the heck was that?!

I think the power just went out!

But why?!

Probably because the power plant's on fire.

Geez Louise!

How do you suppose something like that happened?

If I had to guess,

I'd say it was caused by Robot Uncle Grandpa,

the malfunctioning robot you created

and, therefore, are responsible for.

I'mresponsible for?!

Wait, I guess you're right.

[ Sighs ] All right.

I'll go shut him down.

Come on, Pizza Steve!

[ Panting ]

Robo-U.G., it's time to power down!

[ Claps ]

Robo-U.G.: Analyzing.

He's programmed to shut down when I clap my hands.

Should only take a sec.

My creator.

Solution -- destroy!

[ Chuckles nervously ]

Maybe he didn't hear me the first time. [ Claps ]

[ Screams ]

Uh, yeah, he definitely didn't hear me!

[ Claps loudly ]

[ Screams ] Why'd you program him to destroy us?

I didn't! He's gone haywire!

We better get out of here!

[ Screaming ]

[ Panting ]

[ Sighs ]

Life was so much better

when we were playing "Super Ostrich Fighter Turbo."

Hey, speaking of ostriches, there's one right there.

[ Squawking ]

If that ostrich is equipped with Wi-Fi,

then it's game on, Pizza Steve.

Wi-Fi?

Come on! [ Grunts ]

Belly Bag, my wireless bird controller, please.

Here ya go, boss!

Okay. Just connect to ostrich.

[ Beeping ]

Come on, come on, come on!

[ Beeping ]

[ Ding! ] Connected!

[ Squawks ] Yes!

Time to save the day

with some real-life "Super Ostrich Fighter Turbo."

You ready, Pizza Steve?

Uncle G, Pizza Steve was born read--

[ Scream ]

I'll get ya out in five minutes, Pizza Steve, I promise.

Onward!

[ Squawking ]

[ Crackle! ]

G-G-G-Good morning.

Not for long.

[ Squawks ]

[ Grunting ]

[ Beeping ]

Triple ostrich combo!

[ Crackle! Boom! ]

[ Squawking ]

[ Grunts ]

[ Groans ]

We did it, Pizza Steve!

[ Groans ]

But I'll tell ya one thing,

it's gonna take a tiny miracle to clean up this mess.

Did somebody say "Tiny Miracle"?

Yeah. Now, get to work.

Really? You're gonna let the robot do your job -- again?

Seriously? Why not?

I mean, what's the worst that could happen?

♪ Tiny Miracle, the robot-- ♪

Whoa!

[ Crackle! ]

D-D-D-Did somebody say

"worldwide destruction"?

What are you doing, Uncle Grandpa?

Thinking.

What ya thinking about?

Thinking.

[ Laughing ]

Whoo!

[ Laughing ]

[ Laughing continues ]

Whoo-ooh!

Whoo!

Bwop, bwop, bwop, bwop, bwop, bwop!

Ooh-ooh!

[ Laughs ]

Whee!

Duh.

[ Laughing ]

[ Chuckles ]

[ Laughing ]

Yee-ha ha ha!

[ Sighs ]

Funhouse mirrors sure are great.

[ Up-tempo music plays ]

That was quite delicious.