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E-mail me a snack!

Uncle Grandpa is animated

in front of a live studio audience.

Belly Bag, I'm home!

[ Audience laughs ]

Yeah, I know, Uncle Grandpa!

I'm attached to you. Remember?

Oh, right! Duh-doy!

[ Audience groans ] [ Plink! ]

So, Belly Bag,

I bet you're wondering what I'm holding here.

Well, I'll tell ya!

This right here...

is a glorious gift for my gregarious friend Mr. Gus!

Uncle Grandpa, why is the box shaking?

That's because my gift for Mr. Gus is a...

Trogger!

A Trogger is a very rare alien species

from the planet Prime Giggly 7.

And for thousands of years,

friends have been giving each other Troggers

as the ultimate gesture of true bromance.

If the Trogger accepts Mr. Gus as its rightful owner,

then the bond between myself and Mr. Gus

will be stronger than a thousand friendships.

You hungry, little fella?

I think I have some extra sauce packets on me.

Here, eat up!

[ Squawks ]

Bwop! Bwop! Bwop!

Oh, no! He's not eating!

Could he be upset?!

If this Trogger is in a bad mood,

the friendship gesture will be ruined

and Mr. Gus will never want to be friends with me again!

[ Sobs ]

Uncle Grandpa, maybe he's feeling cramped.

Just let him out for a minute.

Let him out?

Belly Bag, that's such a terrible idea.

I'm surprised I didn't think of it.

Oh, wait! I have an idea!

I'll just let him out for a minute!

Bwop! Bwop!

[ Farts ]

Oh, chipper already?

Looks like we're back in business.

Hey!

Get back here, you little rascal!

[ Squawking ]

You won't get far!

I know this RV like the back of my [gasps]

Oh, no!

[ Echoing ] Why'd you have to go over there?!

What's wrong, Uncle G?

It escaped into the darn white void, of course!

I always get lost out there.

And I love backgrounds.

Come on, Uncle G, do it for Mr. Gus!

Okay.

Here, Trogger, Trogger, Trogger, Trogger!

[ Squawks ]

Oh, goodness! What luck!

There's my smallest friend!

Nope!

I'm falling!

I'm falling!

Definitely falling!

Aaaaah!

What up, daddy-o?

Oh. [ Chuckles ] Ehh!

Hey, Pizza Steve!

What you up to, man?

Doy!

Double-double doy!

I got this Trogger for Mr. Gus.

Oh-ho! He'd love that!

But I dumb lost it!

And Mr. Gus will be back from the gym any minute now!

Oh, no-o-o!

Whaddaya say, Peezy? Will ya help a brother out?

Pfft! No sweat, brioche!

I've got a PhD in Trogger tracking.

[ Gasps ] You do?

Yeah, man. Plus I love the white void.

Backgrounds are so lame.

Yeah. Backgrounds stink.

We've got to be careful in this strange zone.

There's traps and trickery abound!

Hey, guys! Welcome back to the show!

Good morn-- -Excuse me!

Hey, Uncle Grandpa! Sorry to interrupt.

You wouldn't have seen a Trogger around these parts, have you?

[ Boom! ]

[ Sarcastically ] Oh, that's sofunny and weird.

Ha ha. I've never seen thatbefore.

This part looks familiar.

Ah, flooey!

Quicksand!

Aah!

Heh, don't worry, Uncle G.

You just have to thrash your arms around loads,

jiggle your legs, and tense and un-tense your abs.

How 'bout you grab my hands?

Uh, no.

I'd weigh you down, and you don't want --

[ Screams ] Unhand me, you lowly grub!

[ Bubbling ]

Oof! [ Farts ]

Hmm. More white void, I guess.

Arp?

Are you...me?

[ Babbling ]

Nyaaah, good question!

Am I me?

Am you me?

Is this me?

Is him you?

Is that boo?

Boo, boo, boo?

Any y'all seen a Trogger?

[ Southern accent ] I've seen 'em.

Little feller went deeper into the void.

[ Whimpers ] Deeper?

[ Whimpering ]

They don't seem so happy all of a sudden.

Oh, that's because we don't go "deeper."

We've been down here long enough.

[ All sobbing ]

Now, y'all just hush now!

I shan't stand idly by

while that Trogger runs amuck in this void!

I'm going to get that gift for Mr. Gus

and get out of here!

Because I'm an Uncle Grandpa,

and that's what Uncle Grandpas do!

[ All cheering ]

[ Shrieking ] -Now who's with --

[ Screams ]

[ Shrieks ]

[ Gasps ] Ya hear that, Peezy?

I sure did, Uncle G.

Say, friend, do you mind dropping us off here?

[ Creaks ]

[ Screaming ]

Huh? Huh?

Oh, not again!

[ Distorted ] Hello, fetus-stage Uncle Grandpa.

Welcome to the ultimate level.

Goodness, gracious, golly, golly, gosh.

What a nifty bunch of uncle grampees.

Are we uncle grampees?

Or are we simply the visualization

of someone else's dreams?

Drawn from imagination.

Moving as an illusion.

Who can really say?

What could you become if you stayed longest in the void?

[ Pop! ]

Give me Trogger now!

Of course, if you can answer this simple question.

What is reality?

Hmmm.

[ Air hissing ]

I'm reality!

Oh, my Triggle!

The Trogger!

Hey. The rest of the RV was right here.

Yes, it's been quite a day.

Time to get this little cutie to Mr. Gus.

Guess...what I got you!

[ Gasps ] Is that a Trogger?!

[ Laughs ] Wow!

Haven't seen one of these in years!

[ Chomping ]

[ Audience laughs ]

[ Clicking ]

[ Whooshing, Tink! ]

[ School bell rings, indistinct conversations ]

Nate! 'Sup, bro!

Hey-Hey, Sarah!

Cool backpack.

[ Chomping ]

Luke, we're trying to spread awareness about conservation.

Could you please stop wasting so much water?

Ladies, I'd love to help out, but as you can see,

I'm currently maintaining a pretty solid cool pose.

Hey, Kyle!

Cool shirt!

Luke, I think the girls are right.

Maybe ease off the water fountain.

Sure, buddy. How's this?

[ Laughs ] I'm just playin', Kyle.

Just kiddin' around.

Go on. Get outta here, ya crazy kid.

[ Slam! ]

So, uh, you ladies wanna make out, or what?

Hey, Luke! How 'bout you ease off the water fountain!

It's Teenage Fart Throb!

What's a Teenage Fart Throb?!

He's a high-school hunk who helps the less fortunate

with his incredible farting power!

[ Farts ]

I'm mot sure you're aware of the current drought we're in.

Allow me to educate you!

[ Screams ]

And for dessert! [ Farts ]

But that doesn't connect to your previous reference!

[ Slam! ]

Thank you so much for helping our cause,

Teenage Fart Throb!

Don't you mean the world's cause?

Teenage Fart Throb?!

Oh, hi, Principal Bodnar.

How many times have I told you

to stop damaging school property?!

You're coming with me, young man!

[ Bubbling ]

Hey, not so rough.

[ Girl screams ]

Oh, my gosh!

Hey, Teenage Fart Throb,

how's this for conserving water?

[ Moans ]

[ Laughs maniacally ]

[ Groaning ]

[ Grunts, farts ]

[ Zing! ]

Gimme your best shot, Stinky!

Don't tell me what to do!

[ Farts ]

Ugh!

Ugh!

Time to rain down on this stink parade!

[ Farting ]

[ Screams, coughs ]

I can't see!

[ Groans ]

More destruction of school property?

I've had it!

You delinquents need to learn to respect my school!

[ Chatter ]

Whoa!

[ Students screaming ]

Oh, my gosh!

[ Shrieks, snarls ]

Yikes!

Aah! Three-ring binder pinch!

[ Whooshing ]

[ Snarls ]

[ School bell rings ]

All right, everyone back to class!

[ Chatter ]

Ah, ah, ah! Where do you think you'regoing?

[ Snarls weakly ]

Get to class, mister!

I created that hideous monster to kill, not skip class.