Original subtitles

I'm famous in space.

[ Slurping ]

Surely you must agree

with the influence Socrates had on Plato.

Hmm. [ Slurps ]

On the contrary,

it was Aristotle himself who proclaimed

Socrates was an exponent of discovering forms

through investigation of the natural world,

whereas Plato --

Uncle Grandpa: Mr. Gus!

Mr. Gus! We got a problem!

Pizza Steve's missing!

So what's the problem?

I'm serious, Mr. Gus!

Oh, Pizza Steve, where are you, buddy?!

My little greasy wonder slice!

Aah!

You in here?

Pete-see squee-zee?

Show yourself, my little cheesy munchkin!

He's not in here, either!

[ Sobs ]

I've looked everywhere in the RV,

and he was nowhere to be found!

Then I went into his bedroom,

and I saw some ominous signs.

Ominous signs, huh?

Pretty ominous, right, Mr. Gus?

[ Sighs ] C'mon.

I'm sure he's around here somewhere.

Pizza Steve?

[ Gasps ] Mr. Gus! Look!

I see another clue!

Follow me!

An empty bottle of mouthwash!

[ Gasps ] Look at this!

What isthis?

I'm pretty sure that's dandruff.

Shhh! Mr. Gus! I'm thinking!

Maybe...Maybe...

Mm-hmm, uh-huh.

[ Striking ]

[ Babbling ]

[ Streak! ]

Mmmm!

[ Pop! ]

Just as I suspected.

It's fairy dandruff!

And look!

It's leading to a hole in the wall!

[ Insect buzzing ]

The kidnapper must've escaped

through here with Pizza Steve!

Hmm. I suppose that is a little peculiar.

A glittery feather,

fairy dandruff, and mouthwash?

Of course!

There's only one person capable of doing this!

[ Pop! ]

Oh, my gosh, you're right!

It's Tiny Miracle!

Did somebody say --

You monster!

What did you do with Pizza Steve?!

Ow!

To think I could trust you!

[ Grunting ]

Not him, Uncle Grandpa!

I meant the Tooth Fairy!

The Tooth Fairy?!

Why didn't you say so?

Sorry, Tiny Miracle.

[ Malfunctioning voice ] No problem, Uncle Grandpa.

[ Low voice ] I'll remember this.

But how do you find the Tooth Fairy, Mr. Gus?

[ Sobs ]

I'm just going to take this piece of paper

that says "the Tooth Fairy's Weekly Planner"

and blow my sorrows away!

[ Blows nose ]

Would you give me that?!

According to this,

her next stop is Tiger's room tomorrow night.

We need to capitalize

on the Tooth Fairy's love of teeth!

And I think I know just the thing.

[ Insects chirping ]

[ Snoring ]

[ Roars ]

[ Farts ]

Mm-hmm!

[ Gasps ] Oh!

[ Bones crack ] Aah! My back!

[ Sighs ]

[ Sniffs ]

I think I smell teeth under there!

[ Pop! ]

[ Mouthwash swishes ]

And what do we have here?

Whoa!

Look at the size of you two!

You've got to be the biggest teeth

I've ever laid eyeballs on!

Come to mama!

[ Twinkling ]

[ Maniacal laugh ]

Oh, what a find!

Say hello to your new family, my jumbo incisors.

Rest easy now.

The coast is clear.

We better move our behinds before she comes back.

You're right! Time to move our behinds!

♪♪ I'm moving it!

How's this, Mr. Gus?

Huh? Huh? Is this okay?

Uncle Grandpa! No!

I meant we better hurry up and find Pizza Steve

before the Tooth Fairy comes back!

You're right!

Pizza Steve, you here?!

This place sure gives me the heebie jeebies.

These look like Pizza Steve's sunglasses!

Hey, Uncle Grandpa, check this out!

[ Muffled ] Better yet, check meout!

Just call me Tusky Grandpa.

Uncle Grandpa! [ Clatter ]

We need to stay focused, man!

[ Sing-song voice ] Pizza Steve?

Little Steven?

You in here?

Can I help you, buster?

Both: Pizza Steve?!

[ Snap! ]

Hello? Huh!

[ Creaking ]

Is this what I think it is?

Indeed it is.

An honest-to-goodness, real-life toothy trap.

And you'd better get used to it,

because there ain't no way we're getting home.

Pizza Steve!

You're alive!

[ Pop! ] I was so worried!

You better have a good explanation for this.

Tooth Fairy: I believe Ican tell you!

You can thank your little greasy friend!

He's been fooling me into giving him money for years

by putting fake teeth under his pillow!

The Tooth Fairy!

At last we meet!

Shh! I got this!

The Tooth fairy! At last we meet.

Pizza Steve, how could you steal from the Tooth Fairy?!

Bros!

I don't know what she's talking about!

Oh, really? Then how do you explain this?

[ Clatter ]

This is just a bunch of white rocks on a string!

Heh, there's a logical explanation for that.

And this looks like a wood log!

[ Smack! Pop! ]

It isa wood log!

That little trickster

was putting those items under his pillow,

painting them white and trying to pass them off as teeth!

Shame on you, Pizza Steve.

Hey, c'mon!

You can't blame a guy for wanting a good deal, can you?

And when you think about it,

I was doing the Tooth Fairy a favor

by giving her something different every year.

I see it as a good deed.

Oh, do you? And you know what they say.

No good deed goes unpunished!

As for you two,

trespassing on fairy property is a mythical offense.

The price you three will pay for tricking me,

stealing from me, trespassing on my property

will be...The Ground Clacker!

From the abscesses of the deepest rotten root canal,

I summon thee, Clacker!

[ Snarling ]

[ Chomp! Chomp! Chomp! ]

[ Screaming ]

Can't we work this out?!

[ Laughs ]

I don't think so!

Now prepare to meet your end --

[ Bones crack ] Ow! Aah! Ow! Ow!

Gah!

[ Growling ]

Something wrong, Tooth Fairy?

Aah! It's this darn sciatica!

It's been the death of me for hundreds of years!

[ Bones crack, screams ]

I know what you mean.

Being a multiple centenarian myself,

I've developed all kinds of aches and pains.

And when I do, I sure wish

someone would give me some relief.

[ Pop! Ting! Ploop! ]

Group huddle!

[ Whispering indistinctly ]

Miss Tooth Fairy, ma'am,

I think I know a way we can help you.

Aah! Really? How?

If I tell you, do you promise

to forgive Pizza Steve and let us go?

Aah! Yes! Yes!

Anything to alleviate my wretched state!

Ohh. I can't thank you enough, boys.

This corset made out of your teeth

is the perfect cure for my condition!

The dental arrangement really contours my figure nicely!

Don't you think?

Well, I believe this trade squares us up.

And with that, I bid you a good tooth-a-loo!

[ Slam! ]

[ Elderly voice ] I guess that's that.

[ Elderly voice ] Yep, it was a pain in my gums.

But I'm glad we finally got to strike a deal.

Not to mention, I really made out in the trade!

If I do say so myself.

[ Elderly voice ] Hey, lookin' good, Uncle G!

Bros, from this moment forward,

I promise to never double cross anyone again!

Pizza Steve has found the error of his ways!

Ugh!

Ho, ho!

You've been a very naughty boy, Pizza Steve!

I believe it's time you give me back my stocking stuffers!

Maybe I spoke too soon.

[ Sloop! ]

[ Cracking, shatters ]

Ha! You blinked!

Oh, boy, this doesn't look good.

The patient's white blood cells look super weird.

Dr. Uncle Grandpa,

you got your mustache caught up under the microscope.

Oops.

[ Snipping ]

Butter Knife. Stat.

Clamp.

Ooh. That's the good stuff.

[ Giggles ]

[ Squirt! ]

Uh-oh! Pizza Steve!

The super sticky tape!

One minute, Uncle G.

I'm swiping through some pippin' hot matches

on this sweet dating app.

[ Monitor beeping ]

Give me the tape!

I wasn't kidding about the super sticky part.

Uncle Grandpa, I think we're losing him!

Do not fear!

Because I, Dr. Uncle Grandpa,

swore to uphold the ethical standards

of the Hippocratic oath

and treat the sick to the best of my ability.

Now, Pizza Steve, please.

Give me the lumpy bag of sour cream.

Please work, please work, please work!

[ Gurgling ]

[ Beeping quickens, flat line ]

[ All gasp ]

Is...Is that it?

It's over, Uncle Grandpa.

I'm still hungry.

I'm starving.

Me too.

Let's get hot dogs.

I saw a new place opened up down the street.

[ Flat line continues ]