Original subtitles

[ Up-tempo music plays ]

You're my friend till the end!

[ Cow moos ]

Nothin' beats breakfast in the shower.

[ Slurping ]

[ Clink! ] [ Buzzing ]

Uncle Grandpa,

maybe you could stop leaving your dishes in here.

It's attracting flies.

Uncle Grandpa: Yeah, I'll get to it.

But my priority right now is trying out

this new hair tonic I bought for my mustache.

I heard this will do wonders for my bristly tuft.

Geez, where do all these flies keep coming from?!

Gotcha!

Hey! This isn't bad!

Hey, guys, what do ya think of this new look

I'm accidentally going for?

Whoa, pretty sweet ponytail, Uncle G!

If my crust could grow hair,

I would sport one of those any day!

Me too. My dino-scales limit my ability to have cool hairdos,

but I'd sure love to have a mane like that!

Oh, I don't know.

Something doesn't feel right about that ponytail.

Belly Bag, quit being such a negative knapsack.

This ponytail is who I am!

Now, if you guys will excuse me,

I'm gonna go tease this tail for a bit.

[ Humming ]

Who knows what kind of unique opportunities

having this hair will bring.

Hey, what's going on with my mirror?

Oh, my!

[ Twinkle! ]

What an amazing ponytail!

I've never seen one with such volume,

and not a split-end in sight!

May I touch it? Uh, sure.

Who are you?

Oh! I'm Princess Sparklehorse,

from the magical land of Sky Ponies.

Sky Ponies?!

Like the magic pony cartoon on TV?

Oh, no.

Those ponies attract a very troubled assortment of fans.

The land of Sky Ponies is a wonderful place

built on friendship and positivity!

In fact, how would you like a personal tour?

I thought you'd never ask!

[ Whistles ]

[ Warble! ]

Wow-wee!

I've never ridden in a sky bubble before!

Wait till you see the sky kingdom!

Oh, boy!

Psst! How much do I tip the bubble?

Oh, no. We don't use money here.

Don't use money?!

Instead, we use compliments.

That's how it works around here.

Why don't you go ahead and try!

Um...You're my favorite bubble I've ever seen!

[ Twinkle! ]

That was very thoughtful!

Care to take a tour of our kingdom?

I can show you how everything works!

Just grab my tail!

Whoa, girl! Whoa!

I don't like this, Uncle Grandpa!

Shh, Belly Bag!

This is the Gateway of Optimism!

It keeps all the negativity out.

Ready to go in?

We can't get through that gate. It's closed.

We can't with thatattitude.

Oh! That's how it works around here!

Hear that, Belly Bag?

You got to stay positive, or we won't get in.

Okay!

Giddy up, buttercup!

[ Crackle! Sizzle! ]

[ Laughter, whinnying ]

This is our pasture!

The ponies have lots of energy!

I have lots of energy!

And they like to play! I love to play!

And frolic around on all fours!

I love to frolic around on all fours!

[ Laughing ]

Whoa! Check out that ponytail!

What luscious locks!

What's going on? Don't worry.

They're just giving you horsey hugs to show they like you!

That's how it works around here!

Compliments andhugs?! You guys are the greatest!

How do you feel about food, Uncle Grandpa?

I'm generally against it.

Well, we have just the thing to change your mind --

our cafeteria!

Holy hungry horseys!

[ Gasps ]

I've always wanted to eat from a trough!

Sadly, it's not socially acceptable.

We try to be really progressive around here.

Go ahead and give it a try.

Hey, man! Nice mane.

Thank you!

Ugh, a red apple?

We don't like red. Red is an angry color.

I agree completely.

Oh, I don't really agree with th--

No negativity, Belly Bag! There's no room for naysayers.

Neigh. Except Shirley -- She's old.

Come on, Uncle Grandpa. You'll love this next room.

There's no way I'll like it better than the cafeteria.

Ooh!

Come on. Let me introduce you to everyone.

Meet Giant Realistic Flying Sky Horse.

Good mornin'. [ Neighs ]

And this is Mr. George. Hey, y'all.

And me, of course.

Your good pal, Pizza Steed!

That's one nice ponytail.

Meet Uncle Grandpa. Great to meet you.

You guys remind me so much of my friends who I live with.

Actually, we were hoping you'd maybe come live with us.

We have plenty of space for you to stay here.

Are you guys for cereal right now?

We got a spot for you on the couch!

So what do you say, Uncle Grandpa?

Well, that dummy of me was kind of weird, but...

Yes! Long-term sleepover! O-M-G!

I just gotta go back to the RV, get my pals,

and we'll all move in.

They must have amazing ponytails

if they are friends of yours!

Nah, they're just great people.

They don'thave ponytails?

Why be their friends when they don't even have P-tails?!

That's harsh! They'd fit right in here!

Actually, they can't come.

Everyone here has ponytails.

That's how it works around here. But you can stay!

Friends never leave each other behind.

Thanks for showing me around, but I gotta go.

No! You can't leave.

That's... not how it works around here.

Friends never leave each other behind!

What?! No, that's not --

Hey, don't touch the tail!

You're our friend forever.

[ Panting ]

I told you, Uncle Grandpa!

I'm sorry, Belly Bag. I should've trusted you.

I will al--

Aah! Horsey hugs!

Destroy him! Destroy him with affection!

Wow. This is a good hug.

Thanks! We've been practicing.

You let him get away?!

He was so polite.

Belly Bag: Quick thinking, Uncle Grandpa!

Ponies, share your apples with our guest!

All: Yes, Princess Sparklehorse!

Belly Bag: I got this.

[ Gulps ]

Uncle Grandpa: I never noticed this before.

[ Ding! ]

Oh, how thoughtful!

[ Grunts ]

[ Panting ] Almost there, Belly Bag!

Release the ball of happy hay!

[ Giggles ]

[ Grunts ]

[ Ponies screaming ]

Quit horsing around! Can't you go faster?

I almost forgot!

We're not gonna make it!

[ Panting ]

You gotta be positive, Belly Bag!

Okay. I'm positive we're not gonna make it!

Perfect!

[ Ponies grunt ]

[ Sobbing ] No!

We just lost the most beautiful ponytail ever!

Hay! [hey]

Sorry to bale! [bail]

Thanks for the horse-pitality.

[ Laughter ]

[ Whistles ]

How does this work again? I'll try this one.

[ Screaming ]

[ Grunts ]

Oh, man.

I really gotta get rid of this thing.

[ Snip! Snip! Snip! ]

Oh, hey. What happened to your ponytail?

Oh, it was just too much, so I cut it off.

That's a sweet rattail you got, though.

Wait, what? Did I miss a spot or something?

[ Doorbell ringing ]

I'll get it!

Hello?

Hey, Mac, down here, pal.

Sweet rattail. Want to check out my kingdom?

Hmm.

Sure!

[ Grunting ]

Stay tuned for more "Dog Catcher Diaries,"

after this commercial break!

[ Sighs ]

I'm gonna go check the fridge for something to eat.

Go for it, Mr. Gus.

Uh, Pizza Steve, why is there

nothing but different kinds of cheese in here?!

'Cause check it, Mr. Gus!

[ Hip-hop music plays ]

[ Rapping ] ♪ With all these cheeses up in the RV ♪

♪ It's kind of hard being the cheesiest, Pizza Steve ♪

♪ But I'll offer my advice while you're looking for a snack ♪

♪ You can dress this cracker with some Monterey Jack ♪

♪ Yeah, I'm a cheese-lover enthusiast ♪

♪ So I highly recommend ribs stacked with Swiss ♪

♪ There's Brie, Muenster, Parmesan, and Gouda ♪

♪ They all pair well with some barracuda ♪

♪ If you enjoy chicken on the bone ♪

♪ Instead of the skin, melt provolone ♪

♪ Cream cheese, cottage cheese, nacho, and Havarti ♪

♪ Eat 'em all at the same time -- cheese mouth party ♪

♪ Nothin' beats string cheese on the go ♪

♪ Except a house made of feta and Asiago ♪

♪ And what goes great on a burger with grease? ♪

♪ German Limburger and American cheese ♪

♪ You thinking real hard about drinking that cola? ♪

♪ It's great to wash down with some Gorgonzola ♪

♪ Or is that a bagel you're eyein' over there? ♪

♪ You could spread it real quick with some creamy Gruyere ♪

♪ Got goat cheese, blue cheese, marble cheddar ♪

♪ Ricotta-stuffed cheese balls, served on leather ♪

♪ With so many cheeses, it's hard to pick ♪

♪ You can fry mozzarella and eat it as a stick ♪

♪ But I'm a cheese-rep, eat cheese in a blizzard ♪

♪ So take it from me -- Pizza Steve, Cheese Wizard ♪

Yeah?

Well, I'm lactose intolerant.

Fine! More for me!

[ Up-tempo music plays ]

That was quite delicious.