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[ Cow moos ]
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Uncle Grandpa:
Cock-a-doodle-doo!
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[ Elevator dings ]
Wake up, lazy heads!
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Breakfast is served!
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Hope you guys are hungry.
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Just wanted to griddle up
some breakfast for my pals
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before I shove off
to help little Rubio today!
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So dig in!
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[ Sniffs ]
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Man,
that does not smell good!
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What did you put
in this?!
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Well, we were out of flour
and eggs,
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so I used cotton candy
and fish eggs instead.
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[ Munches, roars ]
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[ Growls ]
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It doesn't taste thatbad.
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Pizza Steve can't even cut
through these P-cakes, bro.
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But I followed the recipe.
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You got us up early
for this?!
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This is terrible!
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Sorry, guys.
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I thought you'd like it.
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Like it?
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These should be buried
deep beneath the earth,
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like nuclear waste!
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[ Sighs ]
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Good riddance!
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That was an abomination.
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What the?!
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Uncle Grandpa,
what are you doing?
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Digging a hole.
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If you need me...
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[ Whistle, thud ]
I'll be down here.
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We're sorry we went a little
overboard on your pancakes,
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Uncle Grandpa.
-[ Roars ]
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Just throw some dirt
on top of me.
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You can't just lay
in the hole all day.
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Don't you have to help
little Rubio?
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I'll probably flub that up, too.
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Oh, man!
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Uncle Grandpa has lost
all his confidence.
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Well, I'm obviously no use
in this situation.
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Lacking confidence
is something
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I have literally
no awareness of whatsoever.
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Well, we gotta do something.
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[ Roars ]
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That's right, Tiger!
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We build up his confidence
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by giving him
nothing but compliments!
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Hey, Uncle Grandpa.
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You know, those pancakes
weren't really that bad.
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Really?
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Yeah.
Uh, I mean,
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they were certainly in the shape
of pancakes, more or less.
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Ya think so?
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[ Roars ]
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Thank you, Tiger.
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It's actually a new shampoo
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that gives my moustache
such volume and bounce.
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Uncle G...
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you know who you remind
Pizza Steve of?
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-Who?!
-Pizza Steve!
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Are you serious?!
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That's right, buddy.
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Whoo-whoo, dog!
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[ Head whistles ]
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Dang, I'm cool.
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24, 25...
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-Boom!
-Oh.
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Hey, Uncle Grandpa,
what's going o--
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[ Inhales deeply ]
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Well, anyway,
as I was saying --
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[ Exhales ]
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Uncle Grandpa,
why do you keep inter--
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[ Inhales ]
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Yup.
This whole "breathing" thing?
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[ Inhales, exhales ]
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I've got it down pat.
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Well, you can't be
that good at breathing
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when your breath smells
so bad.
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Mr. Gus, are you saying I'm
not the best breather of air?
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[ Whimpers ]
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Uh, no, I wasn't saying that
at all, buddy.
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And my breath is bad?!
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Uh...
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No. Watch.
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[ Sniffs ]
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Rosy fresh!
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Oh, you're just
saying that.
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No, no, no.
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You just might be the best
breather I've ever known!
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[ Head whistling ]
Whoa! Really?!
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That's right, buddy.
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You got it down --
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[ Inhales deeply ]
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Hah!
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Dang...
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I'm really good at this.
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Pizza Steve: Number 378.
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At this rate, I'll finish
my signed 8x10s by Friday.
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380--
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[ Gasps ]
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What the hoo-ha
are you doing?
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I am reinventing
the definition of cool.
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Say what?
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Now let me show you
how a cool guy ties his shoe.
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[ Humming ]
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Aw, yeah.
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That's nice.
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Uh...
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Look who tied his shoes
all by himself.
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That's right --
Uncle Grandpa.
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How dare you, Uncle G?!
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You want to know what I think
about your shoe-tying, huh?!
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What, Pizza Steve?
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What do you think of my
shoe-tying, little buddy?
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Oh, uh...
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I mean, it seems to me that
you are the shoelace master!
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I am?!
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[ Head whistling ]
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Thanks, buddy!
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I'm in it to win it, getting
cooler by the minute.
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[ Crash ]
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Man, what's up
with Uncle G?
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[ Roars ]
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It's like all our compliments
have gone to his head --
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literally!
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[ Elevator dings ]
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Now, there's a winner!
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And another one and another one
and another one.
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Uncle Grandpa,
what happened?
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Well, I just ran a race
against a snail,
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a jar of molasses,
and a rock.
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And guess who came
in second place.
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That's right.
Yours truly.
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[ Head whistles ]
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-What the?!
-[ Roars ]
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Anyway,
I have to go help Rubio,
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so I'll catch you guys
on the flip side.
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[ Brakes squeak ]
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Oh, no! Oh, no!
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There there, Rubio.
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Holy cabeza!
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So what's the problem,
Rubio?
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Oh, Uncle Grandpa,
it's my dog, Oscar!
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We were just playing fetch,
when he jumped into the river --
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and now he's stranded below!
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Not a problem.
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Now step aside,
sonny boy.
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Let's retrieve
this retriever.
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[ Straining ]
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Hmm, this is unexpected.
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Please hurry,
Uncle Grandpa!
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Oscar's a strong swimmer,
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but I don't know
how much longer he can last!
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Don't worry, Rubio.
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[ Straining ]
I'll use my arms this time.
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[ Groaning ]
-[ Barking ]
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Oh, why can't I do this?!
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Looks like Uncle Grandpa's
having a hard time.
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Pizza Steve:
His head has gotten so big
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that he can't do
the thing he does best!
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Come on, Uncle Grandpa!
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Oscar looks pretty tired.
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-We need to do something, quick.
-[ Roars ]
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That's just crazy enough
to work, Tiger.
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Ya know what, Gramps?!
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You're notthe best breather
of air --
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not even by a long shot.
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Huh?!
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You heard him!
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And you have great difficulties
tying your own shoes!
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No way!
I'm one of the best!
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-[ Roars ]
-Huh?!
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[ Roars ]
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But, Tiger, you know nobody's
better at watching paint dry!
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It's working, guys!
Now let him have it!
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Your driving could use
some improvement.
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Your swerving gives Frankenstein
motion sickness.
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[ Groans ]
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Frankie!
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I'm sorry!
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[ Roars ]
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That's right, and your feet
sweat too much!
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And you know what else?
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Your pancakes taste like burnt
spiders and moldy tree bark.
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So mean!
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Why are you guys doing this
to me?!
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It's no big deal, buddy.
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That big head of yours
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just needed to be brought
back down to earth.
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Mr. Gus, you're right!
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Step aside, Rubio,
while I do what I do best --
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helping kidses.
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Hang on, Oscar.
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I'm coming to get ya, buddy.
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[ Barking ]
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Um...
he didn't actually need
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to squeeze through
those cables, did he?
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Not at all.
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-Oscar!
-[ Barks ]
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[ Laughs ]
Oscar, you're back!
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Thank you, Uncle Grandpa.
You're the best!
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Save your compliments,
Rubio.
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Grandpa's just doing
his thing.
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Now, who's ready
for some lunch?
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Me, me, me, me!
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Good, 'cause I'm making
fish egg salad sandies.
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-[ Roars ]
-[ Gasps ]
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[ Gasps ]
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Good mornin'!
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I have a package here
for one Uncle Grandpa.
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[ Gasps ] That's me!
Thanks, mister!
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Whoo-hoo! Whoo!
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Doctor Tootsie's
Jelly Gel Shoe inserts!
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-Huh?
-Jelly what?
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My poor old-man feet have taken
a beating over the years --
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arthritic toe joints
and fallen arches.
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So you can see why I'm
so excited to try them out.
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Just tuck these babies
inside here,
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and slip my feet into
these magical foot pillows.
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[ Sighs ]
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That's the stuff.
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[ Shoes squeaking ]
Oh, yeah.
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Wow, Uncle Grandpa,
those sound amazing!
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What's it feel like
walking on them?
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I don't know, Mr. Gus.
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But you know
what they say.
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The journey of life starts
with the first step.
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[ Fart sound ]
[ All gasp ]
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Together: Oh, my!
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Ooh!
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Oh!
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[ Roars ]
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Guys, guys, i wasn't me!
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It was the shoe, I swear!
See!
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[ Fart sound ]
[ All gasp ]
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[ Laughter ]
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[ Fart sounds ]
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More!
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[ Laughter ]
More.
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[ Fart sounds continue ]
More.
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[ Laughter continues ]
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[ Thinking ] Pizza Steve,
this is your chance.
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[ Laughter continues ]
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That macho muchacho
breakfast burrito
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with cabbage, eggs, and beans,
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has returned to seek
a vicious vengeance...
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[ Stomach rumbling ]
...on your poor gastrointestinal tract.
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You must release to alleviate
this painful bloating.
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But if they notice...
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[ Laughter continues ]
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It could mean the end,
unless you let it slip out
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at the same time
as Uncle G's fancy footwork.
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You must match his exact steps
to hide the release.
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Must time it
exactly right.
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Hurry, Pizza Steve!
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There isn't much time.
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[ Fart sounds continue ]
Three, two, one.
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[ Strains ]
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[ Loud, long fart ]
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Did they notice?
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Play it cool, Pizza Steve!
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[ Chuckles ]
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Uncle G, your shoes
make the craziest sounds!
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Uh-huh.
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[ Roars ]
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Guys, what?!
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It wasn't me. I swear.
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[ Upbeat music plays ]
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That was quite delicious.
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