Original subtitles

[ Up-tempo music plays ]

I forgot what I was gonna say!

[ Kaboom! ]

[ Cow moos ]

♪♪

[ Birds chirping ]

[ Squawks ]

Uncle Grandpa: Day 14 -- Lost in the jungle.

The prized MacGuffin I'm after is barely in reach.

This journey will be tougher than I expected.

I still can't make out the markings on this ancient map.

I will not panic.

Day 15 -- Starting to panic.

Day 16 -- Time is running out.

The situation is not looking good.

Day 21 -- I feel as though I've lost my mind.

Day 24 -- I'm going bananas!

Day 30 -- I still can't make out the map!

It's totally incomprehensible!

I'll never find the MacGuffin!

[ Inhaling sharply ]

Ugh.

Here, let me help you with that, Uncle Grandpa.

Oh. Thanks.

That's Virginia, my enthusiastic co-pilot.

I'm teaching her everything I know.

I went over our plans to acquire the MacGuffin

in extreme detail.

♪ MacGuffin, MacGuffin ♪

♪ We're gonna get a MacGuffin ♪

♪ We're gonna get a MacGuffin ♪

[ Sighs ] If I had a nickel

for every time you said that word.

What isa MacGuffin, anyway?

Well, it's a...

Uh...

A "MacGuffin" is a plot device

in the form of a desired object

that the main character pursues,

often with little or no narrative explanation!

Yeah!

What he said.

Okay, but what specifically

is the MacGuffin we're after right now?

No time to explain.

Why the heck not?

[ Roaring ]

That's why!

[ Roaring ]

[ Both whimpering ]

[ Roaring continues ]

'Kay, got it.

What are you doing?

That giant realistic tiger's gonna eat us alive!

No, actually, she was just telling us

to keep right at the fork coming up.

Thanks, girl!

[ Turn signal clicking ]

[ Roars ]

Our river journey continued.

[ Grunting ] The overgrown jungle consumed us.

[ Shing! ]

Day 35 -- Crocodiles.

[ Roaring, snapping ]

Virginia was petrified,

but I knew how to take care of 'em.

[ Pleasant music plays ]

More tea, anyone?

Thanks for entertaining us, Uncle Grandpa.

Hey, anytime, guys. [ Mugs clink ]

No crocodile can resist a fancy tea party.

After that, we continued to float along the banks.

[ Clanking ]

Day 39.

[ Shouting in native language ]

[ Both gasp ]

They punched a few holes in our boat...

[ Gunshot ]

...but they calmed down

once their idol appeared in the sky.

Shama-lama-lama, dudes.

Together: Hoo-hah!

After that, it was nothing but smooth sailing.

[ Crashing ]

[ Screams ]

We carefully docked our boat at the shore,

and entered the temple where we would find the MacGuffin.

This is the place.

Uh, are you sure?

Let me double check.

Hey, lazy bones, we're seeking a MacGuffin.

Then you came to the right place, chief.

It's all the way in the back, chum!

Thanks.

[ Bones clack ]

♪♪

All right, you hang here for a minute.

I'm gonna check things out.

Hmm.

These petroglyphs can mean only one thing.

This place is packed with booby traps,

so we got to be super careful where we step in here.

[ Clank! ]

[ Clanging ]

I wonder what all these holes on the ground are for.

I'm guessing spider holes.

Uncle Grandpa! Behind you!

[ Clang! ]

Yeah. Definitely spider holes.

Anyway, nothing to worry about.

Oh, no!

This is horrible!

My shoelace is untied!

What am I gonna do?

Don't panic! I'll be right there!

[ Clank! ]

[ Grinding ]

[ Whoosh! ]

Don't worry! I got this!

[ Whoosh! Smack! ]

Ugh!

[ Shing! ] Ouch!

Unnnnh.

Who is...there was a...

Dang it, Uncle Grandpa.

I can't tie your shoe if you don't stand still.

[ Gibbering ]

There was a...

Oof!

[ Warbling ]

[ Smack! ] Oof!

[ Thump! ]

[ Crash! ] Ooh!

[ Muffled ] Geez Louise.

[ Sighs ]

Your shoe's tied now, Uncle Grandpa.

Thanks.

Our journey continued through the temple.

It was an endless sea of twists and turns.

Together, we conquered the most difficult of mazes.

Phew!

Let's save the rest of these for later.

The MacGuffin awaits.

Onward!

[ Grunts ]

Right this way.

[ Clank! ]

[ Smack! ] Ugh!

[ Bell dings ]

Let's go this way, instead.

We kept moving... [ Heart beating ]

...deeper and deeper into the heart of the temple.

It was hard not to accidentally set off a hidden booby trap.

I wonder what happens when you pull this lever.

I guess we'll never know.

[ Smack! ]

[ Arrows whooshing ]

Uncle Grandpa, what did you just do?

Oh, nothing.

[ Rumbling ] Well, better keep moving.

Aah!

[ Both screaming ]

[ Panting ]

[ Rocks crashing ]

[ Both screaming ]

[ Both panting ]

That was a close one.

Now all's we got to do is cross that bridge,

and the MacGuffin is ours.

I can't wait to find out what the MacGuffin actually is.

Trust me, it'll be totally worth the wait.

The anticipation is killing me!

Yeah, hey, before we get the MacGuffin,

I'm gonna go get one of those giant gum balls over there.

Wait. What?

Oh, boy! Oh, boy! Oh, boy!

Flippin' frog legs.

You want me to get you one?

Uncle Grandpa! Nooo!

[ Grunts ]

Ooh, I hope I get a yellow one.

Uncle Grandpa, it's a trap!

You sure you don't want one?

[ Jangle! ]

Ahh!

Aah! Uncle Grandpa! [ Zip! ]

Come on! Ya-ah!

What gives, Virginia? I was gonna eat that.

Sorry, but we got to get across that bridge.

[ Creaking ]

[ Both scream ]

So, I guess this is it.

I'm never gonna find out

what the MacGuffin in this story is!

It's all over.

No. We didn't come all this way

just to fall to our death on those jagged rocks down there.

We came to get the MacGuffin, and we're gonna get it!

Oh, and I'm still gonna eat this giant gum ball, too.

Ahh...

[ Chomp! ]

Num-num-num-num. [ Chewing ]

[ Whistle! ]

Aah!

[ Screech! ]

Eeh!

[ Exhales sharply ]

[ Air hissing ]

[ Slurping ]

[ Pop! ]

Uncle Grandpa, You saved us.

[ Speaking muffledly ]

[ Smack! ]

[ Creak! ]

[ Snap! ]

[ Mystical music playing ]

This is it, Virginia.

We had arrived at the inner sanctum.

It was the culmination of our long, grueling expedition.

Finally, the MacGuffin was in our sight.

[ Vocalizing, twinkling ] It's beautiful.

But if we were to capture this elusive prize,

we would need to perform one final feat --

a feat of skill...

[ Sweat trickling ]

...a feat of precision.

I had to get this just right.

[ Rattles ]

[ Exhales sharply ]

[ Coins clinking ]

[ Plink! ]

I'll have one MacGuffin, please.

One MacGuffin, coming right up.

[ Paper rustles ]

All right!

[ Chomp! ] [ Chewing loudly ]

Do you mean to tell me

that the MacGuffin we risked our lives for

was just a breakfast sandwich?

Yep. A sausage-egg-and-cheese MacGuffin.

Want a bite?

You do realize we could have

easily gotten one of those back home?

Yeah, but that wouldn't make for a very exciting story,

now, would it?

[ Chomp! ] Num-num-num-num...

How're you doing, Pizza Steve?

A-okay!

[ Mellow music playing ] Man: And now, "Movie Time With Uncle Grandpa."

[ Projector whirring ] Gloria, there's something I've been meaning to tell you.

I -- I love you.

I love you too, Jimmie.

[ Slurping ]

[ Projector stops ]

That was a scene from "Kisser's Alley,"

the classic film we'll be reviewing tonight.

Hi. I'm Uncle Grandpa.

And I'm Uncle Grandpa.

So, what did you think, Uncle Grandpa?

Well, I wasn't sure at first.

I ordered a large popcorn at the concession stand,

but then I dropped it, so I had to go get another one.

They let me put on as much butter as I wanted,

and they even gave me an extra box to put more corn in,

which was fantastic.

Right from the start,

I knew that this movie outing

was going to be one to remember.

Yeah. This is one of those experiences

that I live for as a movie-goer.

For only a quarter more,

I was able to get an extra-large jumbo drink,

which was everything I could ask for.

It's definitely something

I can see myself enjoying again and again, thanks to

[Snaps fingers] their free-refill policy.

But that's not to say this movie was perfect

all the way through.

Halfway in, some young teen's cellphone kept beeping.

It made the plot impossible to follow.

Yeah. That really took me out of the story.

Luckily, however, the young teen quickly silenced his phone

[Snaps fingers] and apologized.

From that point on, I was back into the action

and had the greatest time ever.

I'd have to agree with you, Uncle Grandpa.

It was a wild ride,

and I definitely had a good time.

I give it 6 pinkies way up. [ Ding! ]

Good drinks, great corn, and considerate teens --

5 hands up.

Uncle Grandpa, it's been a pleasure.

[ Squeaking ] Thanks for joining us.

See you next time on "Movie Time With Uncle Grandpa." [ Mellow music playing ]

♪♪

That was quite delicious.