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Can I borrow that spoon?
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[ Kaboom! ]
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[ Cow moos ]
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[ Cow moos ]
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[ Yawns ]
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Mr. Gus!
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You ran out of oatmeal
for us to eat.
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Mr. Gus!
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Hey, Mr. Gus!
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I just bought
some yesterday.
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[ Groans ]
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Good morning,
Pizza Steve.
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Great
breakfast sculpture.
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It's hard to get
my ripping ab details
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when Mr. Gus
is out of cotton swabs.
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Just tell Mr. Gus.
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He'll go to the store.
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Mr. Gus!
Are you up, Mr. Gus?
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We need more cotton swabs!
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[ Groans ]
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[ Buzzing ]
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Grrrrr!
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Nope, not gonna
let it get to me.
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Toilet-paper tightrope!
Toilet-paper tightrope!
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Toilet-paper
tightrope!
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Toilet-paper tightrope!
W-W-Whoa!
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[ Both laugh ]
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Huh?
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[ Wind gusting ]
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Grrrrr!
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I can calmly deal with this.
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Excuse me, y'all.
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We're out
of toilet paper.
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Please leave
my books alone.
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And have any of y'all
seen my comb?
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[ Gasps ]
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[ Spring! Spring! ]
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[ Stretch! Spring! ]
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Haven't seen it.
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Uncle Grandpa,
I'm sure it was a mistake,
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but that is
clearly my hairbrush.
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May I have it back,
please?
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Oh, sorry, Mr. Gus.
Thank you.
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Now I'll just get dressed
and pick up our groceries.
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[ Screams ]
[ Bats squeaking ]
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Could anybody
perchance tell me
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why so many bats
were congregated in my bedroom?!
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We brought them in
to eat the flies.
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Where'd the flies
come from?
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Uh, duh!
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From the monkey
we put in your room.
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What monkey?
The one we got...
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to protect
my oatmeal statue.
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We weren't expecting ants,
though.
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[ Steam whistling ]
[ Grunting ]
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That's it!
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I am
definitely moving out!
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I can't take it anymore!
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Where you gonna go?
Anywhere!
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You two
are the worst roommates ever!
Yeah, sure.
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Hey, when you come
back, can you pick up
the groceries we need?
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You're not even
listening to me.
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I'm leaving!
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You're right!
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This record isgreat!
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Fine!
[ Door slams ]
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Mr. Gus went for groceries --
finally.
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Now let's watch
some TV!
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But how do
we turn the TV on?
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Mr. Gus always did that.
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Hmm.
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Hmm.
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TV on!
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TV on!!
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How could Mr. Gus
leave us like this?
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How selfish!
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Mr. Gus left a note.
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"I moved out.
Mr. Gus."
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I thought
he went to get groceries.
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Oh, wait. "P.S. --
I'm not getting groceries."
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We have
to get him back!
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But he could be anywhere.
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Wait.
Check the back.
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"P.P.S. --
I'm at Peaceful Meadows."
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Let's get Mr. Gus back.
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And the TV turned on.
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Now, this is living.
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Got this whole apartment
to myself.
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Everything is so nice and clean.
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I don't even need this witty
cross-stitching anymore.
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Yep. [ Sighs ]
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Now I can finally enjoy
some delicious oatmeal
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with no inconsiderate roommates
to annoy me.
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[ Pounding on door ]
Mr. Gus!
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Mr. Gus,
please come back!
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We need you
around the RV.
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Mr. Gus: No!
Go away!
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Read the sign.
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"No soliciting?"
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But, Mr. Gus,
we're not solicitors.
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The other sign.
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"No ex-roommates"?
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Aw, but, Mr. Gus!
No!
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You read my signs.
Now read my lips.
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Hang on.
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[ Stretch! ]
[ Grunting ]
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I don't want to live with you
guys as roommates no more.
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This place
is perfect for me.
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Now please
get off my doorstep.
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Well, Pizza Steve, guess
Mr. Gus is on his own now.
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We'll never get
our TV turned on.
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[ Crying ]
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Put those tears away,
Uncle G...
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'cause check it out.
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The apartment next door
is for rent.
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I'm not sure
I understand
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how that will help us get
Mr. Gus to come back home.
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If he thought we were
the worst roommates ever,
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we could move in next door and
be the worst neighbors ever.
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So worse, he'd have to
come back to the RV with us.
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Bingo.
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There's nothing
like reading some Dostoyevsky
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in the comfort of my own home.
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[ Rattling,
loud rock music plays ]
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[ Sighs ]
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Guess I'm gonna have to deal
with some noisy neighbors.
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I could always wear these
noise-canceling headphones.
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Still beats living
with disrespectful roommates.
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Dang it!
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Looks like it's on
to phase two, Uncle G.
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Uncle G?
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Hold on, Pizza Steve.
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I'm about to let
the "beat" drop.
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Okay, I'm ready.
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♪♪
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So, wait. For phase two, are we
gonna flood Mr. Gus' apartment
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with cabbage and bean stew?
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No, no, no, no,
no, no, no.
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We're going to stink him
out of that apartment
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and back to us.
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But that cabbage and bean stew
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doesn't really smell
too stinky to me.
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Oh, it will
after you eat it.
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Now open wide.
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Okay.
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[ Glug! Glug! Glug! ]
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[ Grunts ]
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What's supposed to happen now,
Pizza Steve?
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3...
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2...
[ Farting ]
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Ho ho ho!
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Now we're cooking.
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[ Farting continues ]
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Oh, Dostoyevsky,
you are the living end.
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[ Chuckles, slurps ]
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[ Coughing ]
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Where is that putrid stench
coming from?
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Ugh.
Neighbors again.
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Probably cooking up
some nasty stew.
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Guess I could always wear these
smell-canceling nose plugs.
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[ Nasally ]
Still beats living
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with
those inconsiderate roommates.
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Dang it!
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[ Whap! ]
Kah!
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All right, Uncle G.
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Time to move on
to phase three.
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Okay, Pizza Steve.
[ Farts ]
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Ready when you are.
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[ Plink! ]
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What the...
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How's your bath time going,
Uncle G?
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Great, Pizza Steve.
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Keep the water coming.
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Can do.
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Man, there's probably
some leaky galvanized pipes
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in this old building.
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But I'm not gonna
let it bother me.
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As long I got my water-canceling
umbrella, I'll be all right.
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Besides, anything is better
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than living with
those disrespectful roommates.
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Well, being terrible neighbors
sure didn't work.
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Maybe we got to take it
to the next level.
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You got any ideas
to get Mr. Gus
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to move back in with us,
Uncle G?
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Uncle G,
what are you doing?
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What the heck
is that thing?
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Yo, Uncle G!
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Oh, sorry, Pizza Steve.
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I was just assembling
this soul vacuum I got online.
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It can suck our souls
right out of our bodies
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in case we ever wanted
to haunt someone.
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[ Gasps ]
That's it!
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Uncle G, you're a genius.
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I am?
Yes.
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We can use your soul vacuum
to haunt Mr. Gus
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out of that apartment
and back to the RV.
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Then he'll turn the TV on
for us whenever we need.
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Come on in.
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The water's fine.
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Okay.
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Hang on a second.
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This thing is safe, right?
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Uh, it has
these seat-belt thingies.
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Well, then let's do this.
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[ Thunder crashes ]
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[ Machine powers on ]
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[ Electricity crackling ]
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[ Warbling ]
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[ Grunting ]
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[ Indistinct whispering]
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[ Electricity crackling ]
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[ Whack! Whack! Whack! ]
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Whoa.
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Our lifeless bodies
look pretty creepy.
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Not as creeped out
as Mr. Gus is gonna look
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after we pay him a visit.
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Oh, yeah, son!
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Uncle G,
let's get haunting.
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Yes!
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Russian philosophy
is highly underrated.
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[ Glass shatters ]
Huh?
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Hmm.
That's a little strange.
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No worries, though.
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I've got this pre-lit candle.
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[ Wind blows ]
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Hmm. Maybe a gust of wind
had something to do with that.
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Aah!
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[ Grind! ]
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O-kay.
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[ Squeak! ]
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[ Grunts ]
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"Buuu"?
I don't get it.
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Pizza Steve: [ Sighs ]
Give me that!
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Uncle Grandpa: Sorry.
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What the heck
is going on here?
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[ Both moan ]
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[ Both scream ]
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Aaaaaahhh!
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Aaaaaahhhh!
[ Thud ]
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[ Panting ]
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All right!
Look!
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It worked, Uncle G.
Yes!
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[ Breathing heavily ]
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Guys...
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before you say anything,
I'm sorry I left you like that.
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I'll try to be more
understanding and tolerant
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from now on.
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But right now,
we got to get far away
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from that haunted apartment.
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[ Grunting ]
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We're going far away,
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where those ghosts
will never find me.
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[ Tires screech ]
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Uh-oh.
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Mr. Gus is leaving
with our bodies.
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Don't we need those,
Pizza Steve?
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Ah, let him go.
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Check it out.
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This place has a state-
of-the-art high-definition TV.
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So we can watch
all our favorite shows
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in contemporary
aspect ratios?
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That's right.
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And with
this updated technology,
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turning it on
should be a breeze.
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[ Bloop! ]
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[ Bloop! ]
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[ Bloop! Bloop! ]
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[ Bloop! Bloop! Bloop! Bloop! ]
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I think
we may have a problem.
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Uh-oh.
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Noooo!
Noooo!
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♪♪
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That was
quite delicious.
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