Original subtitles

Can I borrow that spoon?

[ Kaboom! ]

[ Cow moos ]

[ Cow moos ]

[ Yawns ]

Mr. Gus!

You ran out of oatmeal for us to eat.

Mr. Gus!

Hey, Mr. Gus!

I just bought some yesterday.

[ Groans ]

Good morning, Pizza Steve.

Great breakfast sculpture.

It's hard to get my ripping ab details

when Mr. Gus is out of cotton swabs.

Just tell Mr. Gus.

He'll go to the store.

Mr. Gus! Are you up, Mr. Gus?

We need more cotton swabs!

[ Groans ]

[ Buzzing ]

Grrrrr!

Nope, not gonna let it get to me.

Toilet-paper tightrope! Toilet-paper tightrope!

Toilet-paper tightrope!

Toilet-paper tightrope! W-W-Whoa!

[ Both laugh ]

Huh?

[ Wind gusting ]

Grrrrr!

I can calmly deal with this.

Excuse me, y'all.

We're out of toilet paper.

Please leave my books alone.

And have any of y'all seen my comb?

[ Gasps ]

[ Spring! Spring! ]

[ Stretch! Spring! ]

Haven't seen it.

Uncle Grandpa, I'm sure it was a mistake,

but that is clearly my hairbrush.

May I have it back, please?

Oh, sorry, Mr. Gus. Thank you.

Now I'll just get dressed and pick up our groceries.

[ Screams ] [ Bats squeaking ]

Could anybody perchance tell me

why so many bats were congregated in my bedroom?!

We brought them in to eat the flies.

Where'd the flies come from?

Uh, duh!

From the monkey we put in your room.

What monkey? The one we got...

to protect my oatmeal statue.

We weren't expecting ants, though.

[ Steam whistling ] [ Grunting ]

That's it!

I am definitely moving out!

I can't take it anymore!

Where you gonna go? Anywhere!

You two are the worst roommates ever! Yeah, sure.

Hey, when you come back, can you pick up the groceries we need?

You're not even listening to me.

I'm leaving!

You're right!

This record isgreat!

Fine! [ Door slams ]

Mr. Gus went for groceries -- finally.

Now let's watch some TV!

But how do we turn the TV on?

Mr. Gus always did that.

Hmm.

Hmm.

TV on!

TV on!!

How could Mr. Gus leave us like this?

How selfish!

Mr. Gus left a note.

"I moved out. Mr. Gus."

I thought he went to get groceries.

Oh, wait. "P.S. -- I'm not getting groceries."

We have to get him back!

But he could be anywhere.

Wait. Check the back.

"P.P.S. -- I'm at Peaceful Meadows."

Let's get Mr. Gus back.

And the TV turned on.

Now, this is living.

Got this whole apartment to myself.

Everything is so nice and clean.

I don't even need this witty cross-stitching anymore.

Yep. [ Sighs ]

Now I can finally enjoy some delicious oatmeal

with no inconsiderate roommates to annoy me.

[ Pounding on door ] Mr. Gus!

Mr. Gus, please come back!

We need you around the RV.

Mr. Gus: No! Go away!

Read the sign.

"No soliciting?"

But, Mr. Gus, we're not solicitors.

The other sign.

"No ex-roommates"?

Aw, but, Mr. Gus! No!

You read my signs. Now read my lips.

Hang on.

[ Stretch! ] [ Grunting ]

I don't want to live with you guys as roommates no more.

This place is perfect for me.

Now please get off my doorstep.

Well, Pizza Steve, guess Mr. Gus is on his own now.

We'll never get our TV turned on.

[ Crying ]

Put those tears away, Uncle G...

'cause check it out.

The apartment next door is for rent.

I'm not sure I understand

how that will help us get Mr. Gus to come back home.

If he thought we were the worst roommates ever,

we could move in next door and be the worst neighbors ever.

So worse, he'd have to come back to the RV with us.

Bingo.

There's nothing like reading some Dostoyevsky

in the comfort of my own home.

[ Rattling, loud rock music plays ]

[ Sighs ]

Guess I'm gonna have to deal with some noisy neighbors.

I could always wear these noise-canceling headphones.

Still beats living with disrespectful roommates.

Dang it!

Looks like it's on to phase two, Uncle G.

Uncle G?

Hold on, Pizza Steve.

I'm about to let the "beat" drop.

Okay, I'm ready.

♪♪

So, wait. For phase two, are we gonna flood Mr. Gus' apartment

with cabbage and bean stew?

No, no, no, no, no, no, no.

We're going to stink him out of that apartment

and back to us.

But that cabbage and bean stew

doesn't really smell too stinky to me.

Oh, it will after you eat it.

Now open wide.

Okay.

[ Glug! Glug! Glug! ]

[ Grunts ]

What's supposed to happen now, Pizza Steve?

3...

2... [ Farting ]

Ho ho ho!

Now we're cooking.

[ Farting continues ]

Oh, Dostoyevsky, you are the living end.

[ Chuckles, slurps ]

[ Coughing ]

Where is that putrid stench coming from?

Ugh. Neighbors again.

Probably cooking up some nasty stew.

Guess I could always wear these smell-canceling nose plugs.

[ Nasally ] Still beats living

with those inconsiderate roommates.

Dang it!

[ Whap! ] Kah!

All right, Uncle G.

Time to move on to phase three.

Okay, Pizza Steve. [ Farts ]

Ready when you are.

[ Plink! ]

What the...

How's your bath time going, Uncle G?

Great, Pizza Steve.

Keep the water coming.

Can do.

Man, there's probably some leaky galvanized pipes

in this old building.

But I'm not gonna let it bother me.

As long I got my water-canceling umbrella, I'll be all right.

Besides, anything is better

than living with those disrespectful roommates.

Well, being terrible neighbors sure didn't work.

Maybe we got to take it to the next level.

You got any ideas to get Mr. Gus

to move back in with us, Uncle G?

Uncle G, what are you doing?

What the heck is that thing?

Yo, Uncle G!

Oh, sorry, Pizza Steve.

I was just assembling this soul vacuum I got online.

It can suck our souls right out of our bodies

in case we ever wanted to haunt someone.

[ Gasps ] That's it!

Uncle G, you're a genius.

I am? Yes.

We can use your soul vacuum to haunt Mr. Gus

out of that apartment and back to the RV.

Then he'll turn the TV on for us whenever we need.

Come on in.

The water's fine.

Okay.

Hang on a second.

This thing is safe, right?

Uh, it has these seat-belt thingies.

Well, then let's do this.

[ Thunder crashes ]

[ Machine powers on ]

[ Electricity crackling ]

[ Warbling ]

[ Grunting ]

[ Indistinct whispering]

[ Electricity crackling ]

[ Whack! Whack! Whack! ]

Whoa.

Our lifeless bodies look pretty creepy.

Not as creeped out as Mr. Gus is gonna look

after we pay him a visit.

Oh, yeah, son!

Uncle G, let's get haunting.

Yes!

Russian philosophy is highly underrated.

[ Glass shatters ] Huh?

Hmm. That's a little strange.

No worries, though.

I've got this pre-lit candle.

[ Wind blows ]

Hmm. Maybe a gust of wind had something to do with that.

Aah!

[ Grind! ]

O-kay.

[ Squeak! ]

[ Grunts ]

"Buuu"? I don't get it.

Pizza Steve: [ Sighs ] Give me that!

Uncle Grandpa: Sorry.

What the heck is going on here?

[ Both moan ]

[ Both scream ]

Aaaaaahhh!

Aaaaaahhhh! [ Thud ]

[ Panting ]

All right! Look!

It worked, Uncle G. Yes!

[ Breathing heavily ]

Guys...

before you say anything, I'm sorry I left you like that.

I'll try to be more understanding and tolerant

from now on.

But right now, we got to get far away

from that haunted apartment.

[ Grunting ]

We're going far away,

where those ghosts will never find me.

[ Tires screech ]

Uh-oh.

Mr. Gus is leaving with our bodies.

Don't we need those, Pizza Steve?

Ah, let him go.

Check it out.

This place has a state- of-the-art high-definition TV.

So we can watch all our favorite shows

in contemporary aspect ratios?

That's right.

And with this updated technology,

turning it on should be a breeze.

[ Bloop! ]

[ Bloop! ]

[ Bloop! Bloop! ]

[ Bloop! Bloop! Bloop! Bloop! ]

I think we may have a problem.

Uh-oh.

Noooo! Noooo!

♪♪

That was quite delicious.