Original subtitles

Back so soon?

♪♪

-No, hot! -No, cold!

-No, hot! -No, cold!

-Hotter! -No one likes cold pizza!

-Cold is better! -Hot's worse than cold.

-85 degrees? -Aah!

[ All shouting ]

Will you guys cut it out?!

Every week we are arguing over something.

Today, it's the temperature in the RV.

Friday, it was who left the toilet seat down.

And we spent the whole month of July

in the middle of the street

arguing about how to change the flat tires,

which is why we got ourselves towed to this junkyard!

I believe that if we put aside our differences,

we can all get along

and live in harmony under this RV roof.

We need someone to inspire us,

someone to guide us into a brighter future.

What we need is a...

President! Dictator!

That's right, Uncle Grandpa.

A president is what we need.

With a leader of the RV,

we can find someone who will represent all our beliefs.

In a traditional democracy, you run as a candidate,

campaign on a platform of ideals,

and whoever gets the most votes

at the end of the week wins!

That's right, Belly Bag,

and now we just have to find our set of candidates.

[ Chuckles ]

I personally just don't think

I'm cut out for leadership, you know.

But I'm sure any of you would be a worthy candidate.

Uh, I don't really like politics.

[ Cries ]

[ Growls ]

I believe I'm overqualified.

Hmm. Well, I guess that just leaves,

Uncle Grandpa and Pizza Steve.

Huh?

Uhh... Where'd they go?

[ Elevator bell dings ]

Good morning!

[ "Reveille" plays ]

[ Bike horn honks ]

Vote for me! U.G.!

[ Blink! Blink! ]

Man: Ladies and gentlemen,

presenting the next president of the RV!

Pizza Steve!

Y'all ready to vote for Pizza Steve?!

♪ Believe in Steve ♪

♪ Believe in Steve ♪

♪ He gives you things that you want to receive ♪

♪ Vote, vote, vote for Pizza Steve ♪

♪ Who even cares about that loser Uncle G ♪

[ Guitar solo ]

[ Grunting ]

I thank you! Thank you!

Vote for Pizza Steve!

-Wow! Amazing! -That was super cool!

Hi, I'm man lamp, Crispin Mulcahy,

and welcome to "R.V. Election,"

where we cover all the election news.

Four minutes ago,

Uncle Grandpa failed to win over the crowd

with his lackluster one-man band.

His opponent, Pizza Steve, however,

surprised everyone with a pyrotechnic show

including a killer drum solo.

As we can see here,

Pizza Steve is leading the polls in the RV.

If he keeps this up,

his victory will be a sure thing.

The question remains,

can Uncle Grandpa make a comeback

after his ultra-lame introduction?

All right, guys.

I hope you worked up an appetite for lunch!

Oh, hey, guys.

All: Huh?

Lunch is on me!

Free hot dogs for everyone!

[ Growls ]

That's right!

Vote for Uncle Grandpa,

and you can count on free, delicious hot dog lunches daily!

And guess what?

I'll throw in the mustard, as well.

No extra charge.

The latest news is in.

After winning over the crowd

with his promise of free hot dog lunches,

Uncle Grandpa has the boost he needs

to place him ahead in the official RV poll.

I predict a landslide victory for Uncle Grandpa

if Pizza Steve doesn't make a serious comeback.

Oh, I got a comeback for you!

♪♪

Male Announcer: Real, honest values.

A slice of pizza in a sweater who cares.

[ Sniffs ]

[ Sighs ]

Hi. My name is Pizza Steve.

I know you have some big decisions to make

during this election.

But, decisions are hard!

But, that's freedom for you.

Freedom is hard.

I want to make your life easier.

So, forget all that "freedom" nonsense,

and let me do the deciding for you.

Simple.

You give me your vote,

and, I'll give you peace of mind.

Female Announcer: Paid for by the Pizza Steve for --

Male Announcer: President -- Female Announcer: Foundation.

-Oh, I agree. -Wow!

-I agree! -I think that looked great.

[ Majestic music plays ]

[ Whap! ]

Thank you for your support.

Thanks for your support.

Thanks for your support.

Thanks for your support.

Aah!

[ Sloop! ]

[ Grunts ] Hello, my friends.

I'm here to talk about how we green people

need to stick together.

[ Sloop! ]

[ Plop! ]

[ Smooches ] [ Baby coos ]

[ Smooches ] [ Baby coos ]

Goo-goo-gah-gah! [ Laughs wickedly ]

[ Snarls, chomp! ]

[ All "oh" ]

Mission accomplished.

[ Sloop! ]

Welcome to tonight's presidential debate

between the incumbent, Uncle Grandpa...

[ Muffled ] Good morning. [ Feedback ]

Yes.

...and his challenger, uh, Pizza Steve?

Yep. Right here.

Can we get Pizza Steve a stool or something?

Mr. Uncle Grandpa, your opening statement.

[ Squish! ] Ha ha. Stool.

All...right.

And, Pizza Steve, your opening statement?

I'm Pizza Steve, and I'm a winner.

My opponent is an irrelevant clown

with zero credibility --

a total loser.

Dirty bird.

Pizza Steve,

the RV is in need of serious repair.

[ Boing! ]

[ Glass shatters ]

But it's also deep in debt.

Do you have a plan to deal with the situation?

Two words, Crispin --

duct tape, bro.

You could fix anything with this stuff.

-I concur. -I did not know that.

Uncle Grandpa, your rebuttal?

Uncle Grandpa?

[ Muffled screaming ]

I'm afraid you'll have to speak up, Uncle Grandpa.

[ Grunts ]

I said that "duct tape, bro"

is three words, not two!

Indeed.

What then would you do

to improve the state of the RV?

Well, Crispin... [ Clears throat ]

[ Upbeat music plays ] ...even though things look bleak,

I believe, if we all put aside our differences

and find what unites us,

we can make the RV great again, better than it ever was.

We could put in a pancake machine.

We could have ice cream on the fifth floor,

salty snacks on the eighth.

Bah! [ Boom! ]

Just where are you gonna get the ch-iz-ash money

to pay for all this pie in the sky?

I'm glad you asked, Poo-Poo Steve!

We'll just use the money

that accumulates in the change jar!

Your platform is full of holes.

[ Feedback ]

Would you mind elaborating on that, Pizza Steve?

Look, the bottom line is that I believe

that people should have the right to live in squalor

if I want them to.

I mean, why should I have to pay for dumb things

like new brakes or gasoline?

If I want to spend all the money on, say,

a Burrito Bill's Macho Muchacho Burrito for myself,

then I should be able to.

Oh, that's ridiculous!

Actually, it's delicious.

And it quite simply demonstrates

the principle of dribble-down economics.

Imagine, if you will, "Captain Fool" here

is all of you peasants.

So I, the awesome big shot,

take a bite of this mouth-watering burrito.

[ Chomp!, Squirt! ]

[ Babbling ]

With Pizza Steve's dribble-down plan,

everyone wins.

That's it, you maniac!

You're going down!

[ Grunting ]

Ooh! Ow! Ow! Ow! Ooh! Oh! Ow!

[ Metal clinking ]

Tiny Miracle: Um, guys...

Belly Bag: This doesn't look good!

Hey, guys, we got a problem.

Take that! Have some of this!

Guys, this isn't good at all. [ Both grunting ]

-Pizza Steve for president! -I'm President! I'm President!

Tiny Crusher: Looks like we are headed straight for the...

car crusher?!

Got to drive us out of here, stat!

[ Grunts ] The key broke!

It's no use saving the RV.

We got bail out!

Guys, we're about to be crushed by the car crusher.

We got to do something before we turn into scrap metal!

Aah!

You got to help us!

But the election! But the election!

We don't have time for an election!

Well, I can't speak for my opponent,

but Stevie wanna be pres,

so Stevie's staying in the fight

till the bitter end, bro.

-[ Roars ] -Please do something.

-I'm President! -Uh, uh...

-Me! -Uh, uh...

Uh... -The RV would be nothing

without me for president!

Pizza Steve!

[ Groaning ]

[ Groaning intensifies ]

Crispin: And now, an "RV Election" special report.

In a last-minute decision,

Uncle Grandpa decided to pull out of the race.

Uncle Grandpa, please tell us why you made this choice

to forego being a possible president of the RV.

Well, Crispin, I decided I value my friendship

with this great group of pals behind me

more than some pointless puppet job in politics.

There you have it -- friends over politics.

And now a word with the RV's new leader,

President Pizza Steve.

Well, Crispin,

I knew from the start

that President Pizza Steve was going to win

because the best always wins and losers always lose.

That's right.

President Pizza Steve is the best.

"President Pizza Steve is the best,"

a statement that might be debatable.

[ Whir! ] But in the world of politics...

[ Whistle! ] ...who really cares?

[ Crash! ]

I'm Crispin Mulcahy, signing off.

See you next time, and, remember,

the winds of freedom will blow as long as the sky is blue

and my lies are true.

[ Twinkle! ]

♪♪

That was quite delicious.