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My feet smell like cheese!

[ Animal bleats ]

[ Uncle Grandpa snoring ]

[ Poink! ]

Good morning.

[ Thunder crashes ]

It's Halloween night!

[ Buzzes lips ]

I got a costume. You got a costume.

I got a costume.

You got a costume.

I got a costume.

You got a costume.

I got a costume.

You got a costume.

I got a costume.

You go-- Hey!

Why no costume, Pizza Steve?

What are you talking about?

We all dressed up for Halloween!

Belly Bag is a wizard. Tiny Miracle is Pinocchio.

Giant Realistic Flying Tiger is the Invisible Lady.

[ GRFT growls ]

Frankenstein is a puppy.

And Mr. Gus is, uh...

I'm James Polk, the 11th president

of the United States of --

Blah, blah, blah. At least he tried.

See, Pizza Steve, in this country,

first, you get the idea, then you get the costume,

then you get the candy.

But, Uncle G, I amdressed up!

-What? -Yeah.

I got this sweet Pizza Steve costume on!

-Oh, yeah! -Oh, snap!

[ Knock on door ]

Oh, snap! Our first trick-or-treater!

-We got the candy ready? -Affirmative.

-We got the camera ready? -Gotcha.

How we doing on creepy music?

-Got that Top 40. -Yeesh.

How about them pumpkin-o-lantern thingies?

-Kaboof! -Okay, guys.

Let's set the tone for the rest of the night.

It's a terrifying ghoul!

It's a scary witch!

It's a librarian!

Candy?

Wait, what?

That's not even a costume!

Sure, it is. It says "costume."

Well, I thought it was a good idea.

So, candy?

That's the most unoriginal,

uncreative, unfunny costume ever!

Halloween is sacred.

It's an opportunity to escape our objectively mundane lives,

an opportunity to be something interesting,

even for just a night.

Halloween isn't about candy.

It's something bigger than that.

It's about being something you're not.

But don't worry.

Me and my pals can help you with your costume crisis.

Uh, guys?

Good luck! We're going trick-or-treating to get candy!

But Uncle Grandy-pa, I want candy.

You don't think I'm gonna get any this Halloween?

Not with that stinker.

I got just the thing for you, though!

I have here a custom costume creator generator,

the perfect thing to fulfill your Halloween desires.

If it can get me some candy!

Oh, yeah. With this thing,

you'll impress all the houses you trick or treat at!

Now get in there, partner!

Uh --

Um, Now what?

Now we add in our costume ingredients.

And then press the shiny button.

Candy!

[ Panting ]

Whoa! Too aggressive.

Here, boy! Come and get some candy!

-Candy? -Yeah!

Go get it!

Candy?

Gets 'em every time.

Maybe I'll try a vampire.

[ Bat squeaks ]

[ Teeth clinking ]

Boop!

Hey, not bad.

[ European accent ] Do I smell candy in your blood?

-Yeah. -Good.

Eh, too creepy.

Let's go with a classic mummy.

[ Groans ]

Candy?

Perfect level of spooky.

Aah! I should have used two-ply!

That was too spooky! [ Knock on door ]

-Trick or treat! -Trick or treat!

I'll be right with you all.

Just trying to solve a costume crisis!

Okay. Think, Grandpa, think!

Hey, Chet, what kind of stuff do you like?

We could try a superhero,

an obscure movie reference, zombie celebrity.

Ca-a-a-nd-y-y.

No, I mean for your -- [ Ding! ]

Hey, that's it!

I'll turn Chet into the thing he loves most -- candy!

[ Whimpering ]

I...

love it!

All right, Chet! Now that's the Halloween spirit!

You'd better take this pillowcase

to hold all the candy you're gonna get

for that awesome costume!

Better go out this way.

I've got a huge line of trick-or-treaters.

Have fun and get lots of candy!

Mmm. And I'll change you back when you're ready!

Thanks, Uncle Grandpa!

[ Indistinct conversations ]

It's...candy time!

[ All cheering ]

Golly! I wonder what kind of candy I'll get first.

Wow. Check out that giant walking chocolate bar.

We should totally try to eat it!

Oh, I don't know if we should do that.

Ah, come on.

It'll be fun!

Uh...okay!

[ Both cackling ]

Huh?!

[ Both continue cackling ]

Darn! Where'd he go?

Well, he's probably not behind this bush.

But if there's only one thing I eat this Halloween,

I want it to be that giant candy bar!

Mmm. Me, too!

Uh-oh. If kids want to eat me,

how am I gonna eat any candy?!

-What the... -What luck!

I dress up as a bush and score a huge candy bar!

Aah!

Get back here!

[ Panting ]

Phew. I love candy,

but maybe this costume wasn't the best idea.

Well, I think it's a cool idea.

Uncle Grandpa, am I glad to see you!

My costume must look too delicious

'cause all the kids are trying to eat me.

I think I need you to change me back.

Okay, no problem.

Just go ahead and lean in over here real quick.

Oh, great. What luck running into you here.

I thought for sure you'd still be busy

with all those trick-or-treaters.

But you're Uncle Grandpa, so I'm sure you just--

Aah!

[ Panting ]

Officer, you've got to help me!

Okay, calm down.

The safety of trick-or-treaters

is my number-one priority tonight.

Okay, good.

And you're not just a kid dressed up as cop

who's gonna try to eat me?

Oh, no, no.

I'm not a kid.

I'm twokids!

[ Panting ]

Uncle Grandpa, help!

You got to change me back!

Sorry, Chet! I'm in a bit of a pickle here.

I ran out of candy, so I'm passing out costumes!

I'll find you when I'm done and change you back.

Ohh. [ Dog barks ]

I thought dogs weren't supposed to eat chocolate?!

They can't. Now give me a bite of you!

Aah!

[ Continues barking ]

[ Howls ]

Oh, there you are! Come on!

Judging for the town costume contest is about to start!

Costume contest?

That's right! And there's some stiff competition this year!

Sounds kind of fun. Is there a prize?

Oh, I'm glad you asked.

Youare.

Uncle Grandpa, where are you?

You kids be careful with that thing.

Man, I can't believe I ran out of candy,

and costumes.

Guess I'd better find something to wear and go get Chet.

Judge: And it looks like we've narrowed it down to 3 finalists!

But only one person gets to eat the giant candy bar grand prize!

And that person is -- [ Doors open ]

Hey, Chet! Is that you up there?

What are you doing tied to that board?

Yes! Uncle Grandpa, change me back before they --

Hold on.

Does that shirt say "costume" on it?

I think so.

Well, that has to be

the most original, creative,

and funniest costume I have ever seen!

[ Laughs ]

You, sir, win the grand prize,

this giant candy bar!

[ Cheers and applause ]

Whoa, kid. That's an amazing costume.

I wish I thought of that.

So meta.

Man, guess I was wrong about your original costume, Chet.

Sorry I put you through all that.

But I can change you back now if you're ready.

Yeah, I'm ready. I just can't believe after all that,

I still didn't get any candy.

Hang on.

Happy Halloween.

Now to go in search

for something to quench my eternal thirst.

[ Cackling ]

This Halloween, I have an evil plan.

I will incapacitate

all the trick or treaters that come to my door

with this special mixture of poison.

My deadly concoction will be sure

to slowly destroy their fragile bodies,

make their teeth fall out of their skulls,

and force their feeble hearts to stop beating.

Ah, the final task --

I will individually wrap each dose, creating enough garbage

that will contaminate their natural habitat,

hereby destroying them and the world they hold so dear!

[ Laughs evilly ] [ Doorbell rings ]

Excellent. My first victims!

[ Chuckles evilly ]

-Trick or treat! -Trick or treat!

Behold! Your fate beckons you forward!

Oh, awesome! Candy!

Yeah, sweet!

No, these are my morbid morsels,

-and they are deadly. -Mmm!

What? These are great!

Just you watch. Your teeth will fall out of your skull!

Nah, I'll just floss.

W-- You'll see!

It will slowly corrode your bodies!

Well, It will if you eat too much!

That's why we balance it out with healthy foods and exercise.

Yeah! Healthy foods and exercise!

But, no, my plans!

Thanks for the candy, mister!

[ Groans ]

Wait, you forgot your rubbish! This is my castle,

and I just sw-e-e-e-e-e-e-pt!

♪♪♪

That was quite delicious.