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Let's talk business!

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[ Baa ]

[ "Chariots of Fire"-like tune plays ]

I spy, with my little eyes...

something big and blue.

Come on. The sky?

What?! No!

There was a giant, uh --

a giant blue whale that just swam by.

Man, you're bad at this game.

Looks like [fanfare] Pizza Steve will always be

a natural champion of all competi-ti-ons.

Hmph! More like natural cheater

of all competitions.

Me? Cheater?!

I could beat you at any competition,

fair and square!

Oh, I'd love to see that!

Hey, huh, I spy, with my little eye,

a man in the sky, headin' straight for us!

Come on, Mr. Gus, the game's over.

We all know I won.

-Hey, guys! -Aaaaaaaaaah!

[ Laughing ]

Hey, Uncle Grandpa.

[ Squeaking ]

Come with me, boys!

Aah!

All right, what's this all about, Uncle G?

A competition.

Oh, I can't wait for this.

Bring it on, bro.

Fellas, fellas, relax.

We're not talkin' about no ordinary competition.

I'm talking about the 16th annual...

RV Olympics!

Aaaaaaaaaaaaah!

I hate to bring logic into the equation, but,

who's gonna drive the RV when we're competin'?

Hmm, you're right, Mr. Gus.

It's gonna take some sort of miracle

to find someone to drive the RV.

Not too big a miracle.

A small, minute, -[Whirr, beep]

teensy-weensy, miraculous miracle.

Hmm.

Some might even say a "tiny" miracle.

Did somebody say Tiny Mirac--

Shh! Quiet, Tiny Miracle.

I'm thinking.

[ All groan ]

I'm thinking about something we can do,

someone we can get,

to construct --

Why don't you ask Tiny Miracle

to pilot the RV?

I've got a better idea!

I'll ask Tiny Miracle

to drive the RV for us!

You've driven a magical RV before, right, Tiny?

Never!

Fan-tastic!

Just press those levers

and move that circle thing around.

All righty!

Uh-huh. Uh-huh.

Ohh!

[Chime] Let's do this!

Aah-ah!

Oh!

Introducing, for the first time, ever,

the 276th annual RV Olympics!

Pizza Steve, there's no way you can beat me

in an athletic competition.

Unh! Huhh! Whoo!

The winner of the RV Olympics

will receive the best, most beautifulest,

24-carat, 26-asparagus

beautiful RV Olympics trophy.

And, sorry, boys,

[Sultry music plays] model not included.

And, as for me, I'll be keepin' score

from all the way up...

here! Now, the first event

of the games is

the shotput!

Whoever throws one of these balls the farthest, wins!

Up first is Mr. Gus.

[ Chuckle ]

I don't mean to brag, but,

I was shotput champion back in high school.

On your markers!

Just watch and learn.

Get set!

[ Pop! ]

Go, go, go, go, go!

[ Grunts ]

[ Clang ]

70 feet!

Mm-hmm! Doesn't get much better

than that, Pizza Steve.

[Air inflating] -Huh?

[ "Chariots of Fire"-like tune plays ]

[Ding!] -[Gasp]

Keep goin'! Keep goin'!

[ Grumbles ]

[ Whistle! ]

Pizza Steve, you just broke the world record shotput throw!

Congratulations!

[ Cha-ching! ]

Are. you. kidding me?!

Pizza Steve, you cheated!

Who, me?

Yeah, and when I tell Uncle Grandpa,

you're gonna be disqualified.

Do you think Uncle G knows what's going on?

He doesn't even know the difference

between a banana and a microphone.

Ladies and gentleme-e-e-e-n-n-n!

Oh, that's not true.

He's just bein' funny.

[sigh] I wonder what Mama Grandpa

packed for lunch today.

Hmm, let's see here.

Oh, boy! Oh, boy! A banana!

[ Munching ]

Oh.

Ladies and gentlemen,

we will now move on to our next competition:

swimming in the water cube.

[Drumroll] Up first is...

Mr. Gus.

Let's do this.

Whoever gets to the other side

of the water cube the fastest is the winner.

You can cheat all you want, Pizza Steve,

but Mr. Gus plays fair.

You do whatever you have to, Mr. Gus,

but that trophy is mine.

[March plays] On your markers,

get set...

[ Gulp ]

[ Whimpering ]

Go-o-o!

[ Sloop! ]

Oops! Looks like Mr. Gus forgot how to swim.

Here comes Pizza Steve, using the old backstroke,

and look at that form.

[ Cha-ching! ]

♪ Tiny Miracle, the robot boy ♪

[ Whoop! Whoop! Whoop! ]

♪ Danger cliff 6 miles away ♪

Huh?!

I had better slow down!

Where are the brakes?!

[ Whirring ]

Ohh! -[Clang!]

[ Glass breaks ]

[Whirring, beeping rapidly] Oh, oh, oh, boy.

[ Panting ]

[ Grunts ]

[ Creaking ]

This'll be a piece of cake.

On your markers...

get set...

go!

[ Panting ]

[ Laughs ]

[ Panting ]

[ Panting ]

Hrrh! Urr!

[ Grumbling ]

Ooh!

[ Grunting ]

Aaaaaaah!

[ Cha-ching! ]

Ladies and gentlemen,

we will now announce the winner.

Belly bag. -Ahhh.

And the winner of the 70th 10th

RV Olympic thing is... [Drumroll]

Pizza Steve!

Oh, yeah!

Congrats, buddy.

Thanks, Uncle G.

I'd like to thank someone in particular

who helped me on this incredible journey.

Actually, I really couldn't have done it without him.

That's right.

I'd like to dedicate this award to

[Rock guitar flourish] me, Pizza Steve!

Better luck next time, Mr. Gus!

I can't believe this!

[whirring, beeping] ] Oh, oh, oh, oh! Oh, oh, no!

[ Alarm blaring ]

Uh-oh. Tiny Miracle set off

the panic alarm in the cockpit!

Oh, no!

Oh, mama!

[Alarm blares] Oh, mama!

Oh, man, how are we gonna get Tiny in time?

Pizza Steve, you're the only one with the speed,

strength, and stamina to save him.

You're the best athlete we got in this RV.

[ Plink! Plink! ]

Uhh... [chuckle]

[ Suspenseful music plays ]

[Alarm blares] Oh, dear! Oh, dear! Oh, dear!

[ Crea-ea-ea-k, pop! ] Anh!

I'll show you how it's done.

[ Triumphant tune plays ]

[ Gasp ]

[Alarm blares] So, let's see here.

You're leaving all you have to your mother

and nothing to your brother, Jermaine.

Yes, that's right.

Please sign here.

Well, that covers everything.

Best of luck surviving the fall from that cliff.

Tally-ho!

Put your foot on the brakes, Tiny!

[ Grunt ]

[ Clatter ]

[Glass breaks] Oh, dear!

Ohhhhh!

Aah-aah!

I'm not gonna make it.

[ Grunts ]

[ Whoosh! ]

[ Brakes screech ]

[Glass breaks] [Clang!]

[ Panting ]

Mr. Gus!

Aah! -You saved me!

-[Chuckle] -You saved us all, big buddy.

That was some impressive stuff back there.

Someday you might even win

an RV Olympic Gold Medal, like Pizza Steve.

Mm-hmm.

I want to give you a little something

for bein' a superduper hero, Mr. Gus.

Aw! You shouldn't have!

Smaller than my 1st-place Olympics trophy.

Cute.

What could it be?

[Choir sings] Ohh, boy!

[ Shimmer! ]

Ohh-aah!

The entire RV is safe because of you, Mr. Gus.

You really deserve this gigantic,

extremely heavy trophy.

[ Crackle ]

Good thing we're not in any situation

where any subtle change in weight

would be problematic to us, in any way, right?

Mm-hmm. Huh?

[ Crackle ]

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!

[ Thud ]

Mr. Gus: Well, it's gonna take

a Tiny Miracle to get us out of this one.

Uncle Grandpa: Who's that?

Hey, kiddos!

[snap] Uncle Grandpa here, with a great, new product

that will change your life forever.

Presenting I Can Definitely Believe it's Not Uncle Grandpa.

[ Muttering indistinctly ]

[ Sinister music plays ] Announcer: Uncle Grandpa

believes in saying "Good morning"

even in the afternoon.

Good morning!

Does he hate the afternoon?

I don't trust a man who doesn't like the afternoon.

Uncle Grandpa's platform consists of hot dogs,

hot dogs, and morehot dogs. [Ominous music plays]

Aaaaaaaaaaah!

Uncle Grandpa's friends with a tiger anda dinosaur.

A tiger and a dinosaur used in combat

is potentially more dangerous

than a hundred bombs!

And can a man who's

everyone in the world's uncle andgrandpa

really have time to be president?

[Ring] If you really wanna help, Uncle Grandpa,

stick to your day job.

Now, this is more like it.

Vote Pizza Steve for president.

I'm Uncle Grandpa and I approve this message.

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That was quite delicious.

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