Original subtitles

CELEBRATE THE DAY WITH CLAPPING.

[ SHEEP BLEATS ]

[ MID-TEMPO MUSIC PLAYS ]

[ SHEEP BLEATS ]

MR. GUS, THERE'S SOMETHING VERY IMPORTANT

THAT I NEED TO TALK TO YOU ABOUT.

OH, YEAH? WHAT'S UP?

WELL... [ DRUM ROLL ]

[ CLEARS THROAT ]

TODAY IS -- [ CLATTERING ]

Pizza Steve: BOO-YAH!

COMIN' TO SAVE THE DAY, IT'S PIZZA STEVE!

OLLY OLLY OXEN FREE!

[ WHOOSHING ]

[ WHAP! ]

ALL RIGHT, UNCLE G. CHECK THIS OUT.

PIZZA STEVE JUST PLANNED OUT A MOST EPIC DAY.

THE FUN BEGINS WITH WOLF-BACK RIDES THROUGH A HAUNTED CASTLE.

NEXT, WE JET-PACK OVER TO THE ICE CREAM STORE

FOR QUINTUPLE CHOCOLATE SUNDAES.

AFTER THAT, WE PARTY AT THE BEACH

WITH AMERICA'S TOP SUPERMODELS,

FOLLOWED BY THREE FULL HOURS OF EXPLOSIONS!

OH, AND MR. GUS ISN'T INVITED.

MM.

PIZZA STEVE, THAT SOUNDS LIKE ONE EXCITING DAY.

BUT IT'S NOT GONNA HAPPEN.

WHAT?

'CAUSE TODAY IS...

IT'S DINOSAUR DAY!

IT'S DINOSAUR DAY!

[ RATTLE! HISS! ]

IT'S DINOSAUR DAY!

DINOSAUR DAY?

DINOSAUR DAY?

YEP! DINOSAUR DAY!

IT'S RIGHT HERE ON THE CALENDAR.

WHAT THE HECK IS DINOSAUR DAY?

IT'S THE ONE SPECIAL DAY OF THE YEAR

WHEN WE GET TO HONOR ALL THE HARDWORKING DINOSAUR PERSONS

OUT THERE LIKE OUR VERY OWN MR. GUS.

SO, YEAH, TODAY'S ALL ABOUT THE BIG GREEN GUY HERE.

MR. GUS, I HOPE YOU'RE READY TO LIVE LIKE A KING TODAY.

AW, YEAH!

'CAUSE YOU'RE GONNA BE TREATED TO BREAKFAST IN BED,

A DEEP TISSUE MASSAGE,

AND THEN MY DINOSAUR DAY LASER SPECTACULAR --

ALL JUST FOR YOU.

THIS IS GONNA BE THE GREATEST DAY OF MY LIFE!

DINOSAUR DAY!

[ LAUGHS ]

[ GROWLING ]

[ HIGH-PITCHED BEEPING, GLASS SHATTERS ]

TODAY WAS SUPPOSED TO BE ALL ABOUT PIZZA STEVE!

EVERY DAY IS SUPPOSED TO BE ALL ABOUT PIZZA STEVE!

ORDER MUST BE RESTORED.

[ POP! ]

MM-HMM!

[ HUMMING ]

BRING ON THE BREAKFAST, UNCLE GRANDPA.

ONE SEC.

O.J.

DELICIOUS.

IF YOU LIKE THAT,

JUST WAIT UNTIL YOU TASTE THE MAIN DISH.

IT'S MADE WITH EGGS, BACON, BACON, BACON...

BACON, BACON, BACON, BACON, BACON, BACON, BACON, BACON,

ENJOY.

...BACON, BACON, BACON... [ LAUGHS WICKEDLY ]

UH, BACON, BUT THE MOST IMPORTANT INGREDIENT IS LOVE.

BON APPéTIT.

AAH!

YOU SURE THAT'S EGGS AND BACON?

UH...YEAH...

UH, UH...

YEP. DEFINITELY EGGS AND BACON.

I'M NOT HUNGRY.

[ Crying ] BUT, MR. GUS, IT'S DINOSAUR DAY.

[ SNIFFLES ]

I THOUGHT YOU WOULD LIKE WHAT I MADE FOR YOU.

I'LL JUST THROW AWAY MY HARD WORK.

MIGHT AS WELL THROW MYSELF AWAY, TOO.

[ SIGHS ] [ FIZZLE! ]

UH, I GUESS I CAN TRY A BITE.

YOU WILL?!

SURE. [ CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY ]

[ SPROING! ]

[ GRUNTING ]

[ CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY ] MMM!

HERE, LET ME FEED YA!

[ GAGS ]

[ SCREAMS ]

MMM!

NOW CHEW.

DON'T FORGET TO SWALLOW.

[ GULP! ]

MORE?

N-NO, THANKS.

[ GURGLES ]

OH, COME ON!

IT'S GOOD.

AAH!

[ LAUGHS CRAZILY ]

THERE.

GOOD, HUH?

DELICIOUS.

STEP ONE COMPLETE.

[ LAUGHS EVILLY ]

[ FAR EAST MUSIC PLAYS ]

YOU SURE YOU KNOW WHAT YOU'RE DOING, UNCLE GRANDPA?

YES, INDEED, MR. GUS.

[ SPITS ]

I'M GOING TO GIVE YOU THE BEST DINOSAUR DAY MASSAGE

YOU EVER HAD.

FIRST I'M GONNA GET RID OF ALL THE KNOTS ON YOUR BACK.

AND NOW WE'LL GET STARTED.

HOW DOES THAT FEEL?

MM. NOT TOO BAD, ACTUALLY.

[ TYPEWRITER CARRIAGE CLICKING ]

HOW ABOUT THAT?

FANTASTIC.

TIME TO KICK IT UP A NOTCH.

HUH?

"I WISH THIS MASSAGE WAS HARDER."

YOU GOT IT, MR. GUS!

[ STREAK! ]

[ POP! ]

[ SKID! ]

[ SPLAT! ]

[ LAUGHS CRAZILY ]

WHOA! UNCLE GRANDPA!

LAY DOWN, MR. GUS!

[ GRUNTS ]

ONE EXTRA-STRENGTH MASSAGE COMIN' UP.

[ GRUNTING ]

[ SCREAMING ]

[ BIRDS CHIRPING ]

HOW YOU FEEL NOW?

DINOSAUR DAY'S ABOUT TO GET A WHOLE LOT BETTER, MR. GUS.

NOW DON'T MOVE.

BECAUSE THE DINOSAUR DAY LASER SPECTACULAR

IS ABOUT TO START!

I REHEARSED ALL YEAR FOR THIS BABY.

YOU WANT TO SEE IT?

[ Electronic voice ] NO.

OH. WHATEVER YOU SAY, MR. GUS.

IT'S YOURDAY.

I JUST WANT YOU TO BE HAPPY.

[ CRYING ]

MR. GUS HATES ME!

[ SQUEAK! ]

OKAY, FINE.

[ POP! ]

ALL RIGHT!

THIS ONE'S FOR ALL THE DINOSAURS OUT THERE.

[ EPIC MUSIC PLAYS ]

[ YELLS, PANTING ]

♪ DINOSAUR DAY ♪

♪ IT'S DINOSAUR DAY ♪

♪ IT'S DINOSAUR DAY ♪

♪ DINO, DINO, DINO ♪

♪ DINO, DINO, DINO, DINOSAUR DAY ♪

HAPPY DINOSAUR DAY, MR. GUS.

IT'S DINOSAUR DAY, MR. GUS!

OH, MY GOSH! CAN YOU BELIEVE IT?

HIP, HIP, HOORAY FOR DINOSAUR DAY!

OH. OH, NO. WHY'S IT GETTING ALL DARK?

AAH! AAH!

OH, NO. ♪ THE METEOR IS COMING ♪

HEY, MR. GUS, YOU REMEMBER WHEN THAT METEOR,

LIKE, DESTROYED ALL YOUR FRIENDS AND FAMILY?

[ SCREAMS ]

AAAAAAHH! [ GRUNTS ]

[ ZAPPING ]

[ MUFFLED SCREAMING ]

THAT'S IT!

I-I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE! NO MORE BREAKFAST.

[ LAUGHS CRAZILY ]

NO MORE MASSAGES!

NO LASERS!

NO MORE DINOSAUR DAY!!!

[ PANTING ]

[ MUTTERS ]

[ FIZZLE! ]

[ WHIMPERS ]

[ SOBBING ]

I LOVE YOU, MR. GUS.

HMM!

AWW. THERE, THERE, UNCLE G.

DON'T CRY.

OKAY.

[ SQUEAK! ]

MR. GUS DIDN'T APPRECIATE

WHAT YOU DID FOR HIM ON DINOSAUR DAY, HUH?

NO.

BOY, THAT'S ROUGH.

YOU KNOW, IF IT WERE PIZZA DAY,

I WOULD LOVEALL THE NICE THINGS YOU WOULD DO FOR ME.

OHH.

SAY, WHAT A MINUTE.

IT ISPIZZA DAY.

IT IS?

YEAH! CHECK IT OUT!

ALL RIGHT!

[ DING! ]

PIZZA DAY!

YEAH, YEAH, COME ON, LET'S GO.

DINOSAUR DAY. HMM!

MORE LIKE MANGLED MR. GUS DAY.

I CAN'T IMAGINE WHAT'S GOING ON IN THAT GUY'S HEAD.

[ TWINKLE! ]

I LOVE YOU, MR. GUS.

[ SOBS ]

MAN. MAYBE I OVERREACTED.

[ LAUGHING CRAZILY ]

I LOVE PIZZA DAY!

PIZZA DAY? BUT TODAY'S DINOSAUR -- HUH?

THAT'S NOT RIGHT. WHAT THE...

[ DISCORDANT CHORDS PLAY ]

THERE'S ONLY ONE PERSON I KNOW

THAT WRITES IN PEPPERONI RED.

AND IF IT'S PIZZA DAY HE WANTS,

IT'S PIZZA DAY HE'LL GET.

NOW OPEN WIDE, MY SWEET LITTLE PIZZA BOY.

AHH!

ALL RIGHT!

PIZZA DAY, BABY! [ LAUGHS ]

HAPPY PIZZA DAY, MR. GUS!

UNCLE GRANDPA, YOU'RE DOING PIZZA DAY ALL WRONG.

I AM?

WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?

EVERYBODY KNOWS YOU'RE SUPPOSED

TO EATPIZZA ON PIZZA DAY,

NOT FEEDIT.

OH.

GUESS WE BETTER ORDER SOME PIZZAS, THEN.

OH, WE CAN'T TODAY. WHY NOT?

WELL, ALL THE PIZZA STORES ARE CLOSED.

AFTER ALL, PIZZA DAY IS A NATIONAL HOLIDAY.

[ GASPS ]

THEN HOW WILL WE EVER FIND ANY PIZZAS TO EAT?

HMM. THERE'S A SLICE RIGHT THERE.

SAY WHAT?

OH, YEAH!

[ LAUGHS NERVOUSLY ]

[ PLOP! ]

HEY!

AAH!

PIZZA!

[ BOING! BOING! ]

[ PANTING ]

AAH!

AW, MAN!

[ PANTING ]

AAH! GOTCHA!

OH, BOY, OH, BOY, OH, BOY!

[ POP! ]

HAPPY PIZZA DAY. AHHHHH!

WAIT! NO! MR. GUS, NO!

OKAY, I ADMIT IT!

[ PANTING ]

IT'S NOT REALLY PIZZA DAY.

I WAS JEALOUS THAT DINOSAUR DAY

WAS ALL ABOUT YOU AND NOT PIZZA STEVE.

SO I PURPOSELY RUINED ALL OF THE NICE THINGS

UNCLE G PLANNED FOR YOU.

SORRY, BRO.

PIZZA STEVE, HEARING YOU ADMIT THAT

JUST MADE TODAY THE BEST DINOSAUR DAY EVER.

Uncle Grandpa: [ MUNCH! ]

MMM!

[ SMACKING LIPS ] AHH!

SO, WAIT. IT'S STILL PIZZA DAY, RIGHT?

[ UP-TEMPO MUSIC PLAYS ]

THAT WAS QUITE DELICIOUS.