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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:01,004 --> 00:00:02,014 [ UP-TEMPO MUSIC PLAYS ] 2 00:00:02,015 --> 00:00:04,015 I GOT CRUMBS IN MY SOCKS! 3 00:00:16,019 --> 00:00:19,009 [ DANCE MUSIC PLAYS LOUDLY] 4 00:00:19,009 --> 00:00:23,009 [ CRASH! CRASH! ] [ GRUMBLES ] 5 00:00:23,015 --> 00:00:25,015 [ CRASH! ] 6 00:00:29,001 --> 00:00:31,001 [ CRASH! ] 7 00:00:31,014 --> 00:00:34,024 PIZZA STEVE! TURN THAT MUSIC DOWN! 8 00:00:36,000 --> 00:00:38,010 SORRY, BRO. I'M MEDITATING. 9 00:00:38,011 --> 00:00:40,021 CAN YOU AT LEAST USE HEADPHONES OR SOMETHING? 10 00:00:41,001 --> 00:00:44,011 SORRY, MR. GUS. I DON'T SEE A HEADPHONES OPTION. 11 00:00:44,014 --> 00:00:47,014 JUST ONE MORE FINAL PIECE. 12 00:00:47,014 --> 00:00:48,024 [ CRASH! RATTLE! ] 13 00:00:48,021 --> 00:00:49,021 WHAT'S HAPPENING? 14 00:00:50,001 --> 00:00:52,021 NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO! 15 00:00:54,001 --> 00:00:55,021 [ SIGHS ] WHEW! 16 00:00:55,019 --> 00:00:57,019 FOR A SECOND THERE, I THOUGHT -- [ CRASH! ] 17 00:00:58,008 --> 00:01:00,018 [ GASPS ] OH, NO! 18 00:01:00,021 --> 00:01:02,021 WHOEVER'S MAKING THIS PLACE RUMBLE 19 00:01:03,001 --> 00:01:06,001 IS GONNA GET A SCOLDING. [ OMINOUS TONE PLAYS ] 20 00:01:06,004 --> 00:01:10,004 [ DANCE MUSIC CONTINUES] 21 00:01:13,022 --> 00:01:15,002 MR. GUS! 22 00:01:15,002 --> 00:01:18,002 WHO'S MAKING THE RV SHAKE LIKE SO? 23 00:01:18,003 --> 00:01:20,023 'CAUSE THEY'RE GONNA GET A SCOLDING! 24 00:01:20,018 --> 00:01:21,018 SEE FOR YOURSELF. 25 00:01:21,022 --> 00:01:24,002 [ RATTLE! RATTLE! RATTLE! ] 26 00:01:26,011 --> 00:01:27,021 [ ELECTRICITY CRACKLES, MUSIC STOPS ] 27 00:01:28,000 --> 00:01:30,000 HEY, WHAT'S THE BIG IDEA? 28 00:01:30,006 --> 00:01:32,996 PIZZA STEVE, MY PROJECT IS RUINED, 29 00:01:33,006 --> 00:01:35,006 AND IT'S ALL BECAUSE OF YOUR SICK JAMS MAKING 30 00:01:35,016 --> 00:01:38,016 THE HOUSE GO "BOMP-BOMP" ALL NIGHT LONG. 31 00:01:39,000 --> 00:01:41,010 SO GET READY FOR A SCOLDING. 32 00:01:41,014 --> 00:01:42,024 UNCLE G, WAIT! 33 00:01:42,023 --> 00:01:44,013 IT WASN'T MY FAULT. IT WAS MR. G-- 34 00:01:44,011 --> 00:01:46,021 OH, DON'T YOU DARE SAY MYNAME. 35 00:01:46,023 --> 00:01:48,023 I WASN'T GONNA SAY YOU. 36 00:01:48,022 --> 00:01:52,002 I WAS GONNA SAY MISTER... UM... 37 00:01:52,006 --> 00:01:55,996 JERKY...JAZZ... PURSE. 38 00:01:56,004 --> 00:01:58,004 JERKY...JASPERS? 39 00:01:58,005 --> 00:01:59,995 YEAH, MY FRIEND JERKY JASPER, YEP. 40 00:02:00,006 --> 00:02:01,016 THAT'S WHAT I'M GOING WITH. 41 00:02:01,020 --> 00:02:04,020 YOU DON'T HAVE A FRIEND NAMED JERKY JASPER. 42 00:02:04,021 --> 00:02:08,011 YES, I DO. AND HE'S A LOT COOLER THAN YOU. 43 00:02:08,008 --> 00:02:11,008 HE'S REALLY BIG, HAS BAT WINGS ON HIS HEAD, 44 00:02:11,008 --> 00:02:14,008 TANK TRACKS FOR FEET, FLAMES FOR A TAIL. 45 00:02:14,011 --> 00:02:16,001 DOES HE HAVE A CATFISH FOR AN ARM? 46 00:02:16,003 --> 00:02:17,013 SURE. 47 00:02:17,012 --> 00:02:21,012 JERKY JASPER SOUNDS SO COOL I'M NOT EVEN MAD ANYMORE! 48 00:02:21,008 --> 00:02:23,018 BUT I'D CERTAINLY LOVE TO MEET HIM. 49 00:02:23,017 --> 00:02:24,997 WELL, YOU CAN'T MEET HIM. 50 00:02:25,005 --> 00:02:27,015 HE'S... UH, HE'S IMAGINARY. 51 00:02:27,017 --> 00:02:30,017 YEAH, HE'S MY IMAGINARY FRIEND, 52 00:02:30,017 --> 00:02:32,007 SO YOU CAN'T EVEN SEE HIM. 53 00:02:32,010 --> 00:02:35,010 BECAUSE YOU DON'T HAVE A YOUTHFUL MIND. 54 00:02:35,008 --> 00:02:37,018 BUT I TOTALLY HAVE A YOUTHFUL MIND. 55 00:02:38,000 --> 00:02:40,000 [ SHPLOIK! ] [ GROANS ] 56 00:02:40,005 --> 00:02:41,015 UHHH, SEE? 57 00:02:41,017 --> 00:02:44,007 EUGH! DID I SAY MIND? [ GROANING ] 58 00:02:44,008 --> 00:02:46,018 I MEANT "A YOUTHFUL BODY." 59 00:02:46,019 --> 00:02:47,999 ANYWAY, GOT TO GO. 60 00:02:48,006 --> 00:02:49,006 PIZZA STEVE. 61 00:02:49,016 --> 00:02:50,016 [ GROANING CONTINUES ] 62 00:02:51,000 --> 00:02:53,000 PIZZA STEVE! 63 00:02:53,020 --> 00:02:55,020 WE'VE GONE OVER THIS BEFORE. 64 00:02:55,023 --> 00:02:58,023 UNCLE GRANDPA ALWAYS FALLS FOR YOUR NONSENSE. 65 00:02:58,017 --> 00:03:00,017 YOU KNOW VERY WELL HE'S GONNA GET OBSESSED, 66 00:03:01,000 --> 00:03:03,020 AND THIS SITUATION IS GONNA GET OUT OF CONTROL. 67 00:03:03,017 --> 00:03:04,997 UHHH... [ BLUBBERS ] 68 00:03:05,006 --> 00:03:07,996 ALL RIGHT, PIZZA STEVE, I'M OFFICIALLY OBSESSED 69 00:03:08,002 --> 00:03:09,022 AND WILLING TO PUSH THINGS OUT OF CONTROL. 70 00:03:10,001 --> 00:03:12,011 UNCLE GRANDPA, DON'T LISTEN TO PIZ-- 71 00:03:12,014 --> 00:03:14,004 STAY OUT OF THIS, MR. GUS. 72 00:03:14,004 --> 00:03:16,004 LET THE BIG BOYS DO THE TALKING. 73 00:03:16,002 --> 00:03:17,012 PIZZA STEVE... 74 00:03:17,009 --> 00:03:20,019 PLEASE LET ME MEET YOUR IMAGINARY FRIEND! 75 00:03:20,017 --> 00:03:21,017 SORRY, UNCLE G. 76 00:03:21,021 --> 00:03:23,021 YOU JUST DON'T HAVE WHAT IT TAKES. 77 00:03:23,022 --> 00:03:26,012 YOU HAVE TO ACTUALLY PHYSICALLYBE YOUNG 78 00:03:26,015 --> 00:03:28,005 TO MEET MY IMAGINARY FRIEND. 79 00:03:28,009 --> 00:03:30,009 AND SINCE YOU'RE SUPER-OLD, 80 00:03:30,015 --> 00:03:33,995 LET'S JUST MOVE ON AND NEVER SPEAK OF HIM AGAIN. 81 00:03:34,006 --> 00:03:35,006 OLD, HUH? 82 00:03:35,016 --> 00:03:37,006 BELLY BAG, SAY "AHH." 83 00:03:37,014 --> 00:03:38,024 AHH-- ULP! 84 00:03:38,019 --> 00:03:40,019 [ OMINOUS TONES PLAY ] 85 00:03:40,021 --> 00:03:42,001 GLUH! 86 00:03:42,002 --> 00:03:45,022 [ GROANING ] 87 00:03:46,020 --> 00:03:50,010 ALL RIGHT! 15 YEARS OLD AGAIN. 88 00:03:50,014 --> 00:03:53,004 SO, PIZZA STEVE, NOW CAN I MEET 89 00:03:53,006 --> 00:03:55,006 YOUR IMAGINARY FRIEND JERKY JASPER? 90 00:03:55,015 --> 00:03:56,015 UM... 91 00:03:56,020 --> 00:04:00,000 MAYBE LATER WHEN...I'M NOT SO BUSY. 92 00:04:00,005 --> 00:04:02,015 BUT I WANT TO MEET HIM NOW! 93 00:04:02,017 --> 00:04:03,997 IT'S NOT FAIR! 94 00:04:04,005 --> 00:04:05,005 MR. GUS, TELL HIM! 95 00:04:05,016 --> 00:04:07,006 LEAVE ME OUT OF THIS. 96 00:04:07,014 --> 00:04:09,024 GETTING TOO WEIRD FOR MY BLOOD, YO. 97 00:04:09,022 --> 00:04:12,002 YOU'RE ALWAYS TAKING PIZZA STEVE'S SIDE. 98 00:04:12,005 --> 00:04:14,015 TRAVIS' PARENTS LET HIM HANG OUT WITH WHOEVER HE WANTS. 99 00:04:14,021 --> 00:04:17,021 WELL, THEN WHY DON'T YOU GO LIVE WITH TRAVIS? 100 00:04:17,018 --> 00:04:20,008 I WORK TOO HARD FOR THIS FAMILY -- 101 00:04:20,007 --> 00:04:21,017 [ GROANS ] WHAT AM I SAYING? 102 00:04:22,000 --> 00:04:23,010 NO, UNCLE G. 103 00:04:23,011 --> 00:04:25,011 YOU'RE STILL NOT YOUNG ENOUGH. 104 00:04:25,009 --> 00:04:27,019 SO STOP BEING SUCH A BABY ABOUT IT. 105 00:04:27,019 --> 00:04:28,999 "BABY," HUH? 106 00:04:29,006 --> 00:04:30,016 BELLY BAG, SAY "AHH" AGAIN. 107 00:04:30,023 --> 00:04:33,003 OH, MAN. 108 00:04:35,023 --> 00:04:38,013 [ GROANING ] 109 00:04:40,004 --> 00:04:42,014 GOO-GOO MORNING! ENOUGH IS ENOUGH. 110 00:04:42,015 --> 00:04:45,015 I'M GONNA FIND JERKY JASPER ONCE AND FOR ALL. 111 00:04:46,000 --> 00:04:47,010 GOOD LUCK WITH THAT. 112 00:04:47,015 --> 00:04:49,995 YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF. 113 00:04:50,006 --> 00:04:53,006 JERKY! SHOW YOURSELF! 114 00:04:53,009 --> 00:04:54,009 YOU IN HERE? 115 00:04:54,013 --> 00:04:57,013 COME OUT, COME OUT, WHEREVER YOU ARE! 116 00:04:57,008 --> 00:04:59,018 HMM. WHAT DID HE LOOK LIKE AGAIN? 117 00:04:59,020 --> 00:05:03,020 HE HAD BAT WINGS ON HIS HEAD, A CATFISH FOR AN ARM, 118 00:05:03,023 --> 00:05:07,013 TANK TRACKS FOR FEET, AND FLAMES FOR A TAIL. 119 00:05:07,013 --> 00:05:09,013 OH, THERE YOU ARE. 120 00:05:09,012 --> 00:05:11,012 YOU REALLY ARE LIKE PIZZA STEVE SAID. 121 00:05:11,007 --> 00:05:12,007 OF COURSE I AM! 122 00:05:12,016 --> 00:05:15,006 SO, WHAT ELSE DID THIS PIZZA STEVE SAY ABOUT ME? 123 00:05:15,015 --> 00:05:18,015 OH, JUST THAT IT WAS YOU THAT BROKE MY RV IN A BOTTLE. 124 00:05:18,020 --> 00:05:21,010 PIZZA STEVE IS A BIG, FAT LIAR. 125 00:05:21,011 --> 00:05:23,011 I NEVER BROKE ANYTHING OF YOURS. 126 00:05:23,013 --> 00:05:25,013 BUT I KNOW WHOSE STUFF I WILLBREAK. 127 00:05:25,012 --> 00:05:26,022 AAH! 128 00:05:26,020 --> 00:05:29,010 [ SLURPING ] YOU REALLY ARE SOMETHING, PIZZA STEVE. 129 00:05:29,010 --> 00:05:31,010 YOU'RE NOT GOING TO ADMIT IT, ARE YOU? 130 00:05:31,009 --> 00:05:32,019 [ SLURPS ] ADMIT WHAT? 131 00:05:33,000 --> 00:05:34,010 I MEAN, WHAT COULD GO WRONG? 132 00:05:34,012 --> 00:05:36,012 [ CRASH! CRASH! ] 133 00:05:36,010 --> 00:05:38,020 Uncle Grandpa: I'M SURE THERE'S A REASONABLE EXPLANATION. 134 00:05:38,019 --> 00:05:41,009 PIZZA STEVE WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT ANYBODY. 135 00:05:41,007 --> 00:05:44,017 WHO IN THE WHAT IS BABY G TALKING TO? 136 00:05:44,018 --> 00:05:47,008 DON'T YOU GUYS SEE HIM? HE'S STANDING RIGHT HERE. 137 00:05:47,009 --> 00:05:51,999 SORRY, BABY G, BUT PIZZA STEVE ISN'T FALLING FOR THIS ONE. 138 00:05:52,006 --> 00:05:55,016 WAIT, IS THAT THE PIZZA STEVE THAT SAID I BROKE YOUR STUFF? 139 00:05:55,019 --> 00:05:56,999 IT'S TIME TO TEACH YOU 140 00:05:57,003 --> 00:05:58,023 TO WATCH WHAT YOU SAY ABOUT OTHER PEOPLE. 141 00:05:58,022 --> 00:06:01,022 SOUNDS LIKE HE WANTS TO GIVE YOU SCOLDING. 142 00:06:01,019 --> 00:06:05,019 LISTEN, I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT. 143 00:06:05,018 --> 00:06:07,018 I DON'T SEE OR HEAR ANYTHING. 144 00:06:07,023 --> 00:06:11,013 NOW HE'S GOT AHOLD OF ONE OF YOUR SECOND-PLACE TROPHIES. 145 00:06:11,014 --> 00:06:15,014 THAT WAS FOR BURBANK'S STRONGEST PIZZA SLICE COMPETITION! 146 00:06:17,021 --> 00:06:20,011 WHAT'S HAPPENING TO MY ROOM, BRO?! 147 00:06:20,013 --> 00:06:24,013 I'M SO ANGRY, LITTLE GRANDPA! 148 00:06:24,015 --> 00:06:27,015 THIS IS FOR YOU, LIAR! AAH! 149 00:06:28,019 --> 00:06:29,999 MY SOUND SYSTEM! 150 00:06:30,002 --> 00:06:32,012 I DON'T KNOW HOW YOU'RE DOING THIS, UNCLE G, 151 00:06:32,012 --> 00:06:37,012 BUT YOU OWE PIZZA STEVE 50,000 SMACKAROONIES! 152 00:06:37,007 --> 00:06:38,017 WHAT'S GOING ON?! 153 00:06:38,021 --> 00:06:40,021 PAYBACK IS WHAT'S GOING ON. 154 00:06:40,023 --> 00:06:43,023 YOU THINK YOU CAN DRAG MY NAME THROUGH THE MUD, 155 00:06:43,018 --> 00:06:45,018 YOU LITTLE GREASY SLAB OF CHOLESTEROL? 156 00:06:45,021 --> 00:06:49,011 THIS IS FOR BLAMING ME FOR SOMETHING I NEVER DID! 157 00:06:50,017 --> 00:06:52,017 [ Groaning ] I'M CONFUSED. 158 00:06:52,023 --> 00:06:56,003 COULD SOMEONE PLEASE TELL ME WHAT'S GOING ON? 159 00:06:56,003 --> 00:06:57,003 [ SPLAT! ] 160 00:06:57,005 --> 00:06:59,005 HE'S ANGRY AT YOU, PIZZA STEVE. 161 00:06:59,007 --> 00:07:01,007 WHO'SANGRY AT ME? 162 00:07:02,008 --> 00:07:03,998 SOMEONE ENLIGHTEN ME! 163 00:07:04,003 --> 00:07:07,013 CAN'T YOU RECOGNIZE YOUR IMAGINARY FRIEND, JERKY JASPER? 164 00:07:07,015 --> 00:07:09,005 I GUESS HE THINKS YOU WERE LYING ABOUT HIM. 165 00:07:09,011 --> 00:07:13,021 AND IF THERE'S ONE THING I CAN'T STAND, IT'S A LIAR! 166 00:07:13,017 --> 00:07:14,017 WHOA! 167 00:07:14,023 --> 00:07:16,013 [ SCREAMS ] 168 00:07:16,013 --> 00:07:19,023 [ Weakly ] MR. GUS, GET ME OUT OF THIS. 169 00:07:19,022 --> 00:07:23,002 OH, NO. I'M HAVING WAYTOO MUCH FUN. 170 00:07:23,006 --> 00:07:24,006 NO, WAIT! 171 00:07:24,011 --> 00:07:25,021 [ SCREECH! ] 172 00:07:25,022 --> 00:07:28,022 [ Groaning ] UNCLE G, HELP. 173 00:07:29,000 --> 00:07:31,020 WHY DON'T YOU JUST ASK JERKY JASPER TO STOP? 174 00:07:31,020 --> 00:07:35,010 UH...BECAUSE JERKY JASPER DOESN'T LIKE 175 00:07:35,014 --> 00:07:37,014 ME ASKING FOR FAVORS? 176 00:07:37,014 --> 00:07:39,004 [ SIGHS ] 177 00:07:39,002 --> 00:07:42,012 YOU CAN KEEP THE HURT UP AS LONG AS YOU WANT, PIZZA STEVE. 178 00:07:42,013 --> 00:07:45,013 WHOA! WHOA! 179 00:07:45,011 --> 00:07:47,011 [ PANTING ] 180 00:07:47,012 --> 00:07:48,022 [ COUGHS ] 181 00:07:48,023 --> 00:07:50,023 OKAY, UNCLE G. 182 00:07:50,021 --> 00:07:52,011 LISTEN, I LIED. 183 00:07:52,015 --> 00:07:54,015 JERKY JASPER DIDN'T BREAK YOUR MODEL. 184 00:07:55,000 --> 00:07:56,000 I DID. 185 00:07:56,005 --> 00:07:57,005 I'M SORRY. 186 00:07:57,010 --> 00:07:59,020 [ FARTS ] AAAAAH! 187 00:07:59,022 --> 00:08:01,012 YOU LIED?! 188 00:08:01,015 --> 00:08:02,995 [ SOBBING ] 189 00:08:03,006 --> 00:08:05,006 Y-YOU HURT MY FEELINGS! 190 00:08:05,015 --> 00:08:06,015 [ CRYING ] 191 00:08:06,023 --> 00:08:08,023 BABY WANT MILK! 192 00:08:08,023 --> 00:08:11,013 NEED TO DROWN MY SORROWS. 193 00:08:11,008 --> 00:08:12,018 ALL RIGHT, THAT'S IT. 194 00:08:12,020 --> 00:08:16,000 PIZZA STEVE, IT LOOKS LIKE YOU'VE LEARNED YOUR LESSON. 195 00:08:16,003 --> 00:08:17,023 'SCUSE ME, BELLY BAG. 196 00:08:18,001 --> 00:08:20,001 [ OMINOUS TONES PLAY ] 197 00:08:22,003 --> 00:08:25,003 W-W-WAIT! I'M NOT FINISHED YET! 198 00:08:25,003 --> 00:08:27,003 NOOOOOO! 199 00:08:27,003 --> 00:08:29,003 [ Weakly ] AM I STILL ALIVE? 200 00:08:29,004 --> 00:08:31,014 [ SPLAT! ] 201 00:08:31,011 --> 00:08:33,001 CONGRATULATIONS. 202 00:08:33,003 --> 00:08:36,003 YOU'RE BACK TO YOUR OLD SELF, UNCLE GRANDPA. 203 00:08:36,006 --> 00:08:37,006 LITERALLY. 204 00:08:37,009 --> 00:08:39,009 ROCKIN' GOOD NEWS, SEÑOR GUSTAVO. 205 00:08:39,013 --> 00:08:43,013 SAY, FOR SOME REASON, I GOT A MEAN HANKERING FOR MILK. 206 00:08:43,007 --> 00:08:44,007 [ SQUEAK! THUMP! ] 207 00:08:44,014 --> 00:08:45,024 UNCLE G? 208 00:08:45,020 --> 00:08:47,020 YES, MY LITTLE GREASY BUNDLE? 209 00:08:47,019 --> 00:08:50,999 I REALLY HAVE LEARNED MY LESSON THIS TIME. 210 00:08:51,004 --> 00:08:53,004 I PROMISE TO TELL THE TRUTH FROM NOW ON, 211 00:08:53,003 --> 00:08:55,023 WHICH IS WHY I'VE BEEN MEANING TO TELL YOU -- 212 00:08:56,001 --> 00:08:57,021 I DIDN'T BREAK YOUR MODEL. 213 00:08:58,000 --> 00:09:00,020 I WAS JUST COVERING FOR MR. GUS, WHO REALLY BROKE IT. 214 00:09:00,022 --> 00:09:03,012 MR. GUS, HOW COULD YOU? 215 00:09:03,012 --> 00:09:05,002 WHAT? WHAT'D HE SAY? 216 00:09:05,006 --> 00:09:06,016 THE WAIT IS OVER! 217 00:09:06,017 --> 00:09:10,007 Announcer: "UNCLE GRANDPA SINGS THE CLASSICS VOLUME 82"! 218 00:09:10,014 --> 00:09:14,014 ALL YOUR FAVORITE HITS WITH 50% LESS SILENT TRACKS! 219 00:09:14,011 --> 00:09:17,001 INCLUDING POSSIBLE SINGLES LIKE... 220 00:09:17,006 --> 00:09:20,996 ♪ I'M MISSI-I-I-ING A BUTTON ♪ 221 00:09:21,006 --> 00:09:23,996 ♪ WHEN ALL OF A SUDDEN, I'M MISSING A BUTTON ♪ 222 00:09:24,006 --> 00:09:25,016 Announcer: "HONKY-TONK TIGER." 223 00:09:26,000 --> 00:09:30,000 [ COUNTRY MUSIC PLAYS ] GRFT: [ ROARS, GROWLS ] 224 00:09:30,003 --> 00:09:31,013 WHAAA! 225 00:09:31,015 --> 00:09:33,005 [ BASS GUITAR PLAYS ] 226 00:09:33,016 --> 00:09:35,016 Announcer: MR. GUS'S PROG-ROCK TOUR-DE-FORCE, 227 00:09:35,020 --> 00:09:38,000 "A PORTRAIT OF RHYTHM." 228 00:09:38,003 --> 00:09:40,013 ♪♪ 229 00:09:40,016 --> 00:09:44,006 ENOUGH WITH THE BORING ELEVATOR TUNE-AGE, BRO. 230 00:09:44,014 --> 00:09:48,014 OW! [ LAUGHS ] 231 00:09:48,011 --> 00:09:51,011 [ ROCK MUSIC PLAYS ] ♪ I AM ON YA ♪ 232 00:09:51,012 --> 00:09:53,012 ♪ LIKE LASAGNA ♪ 233 00:09:53,014 --> 00:09:55,024 ♪ A HOT AND MESSY SLICE FROM CALIFORNIA ♪ 234 00:09:55,017 --> 00:09:57,007 ♪ I'M THE CHEESIEST, THE GREASIEST ♪ 235 00:09:57,011 --> 00:09:59,011 ♪ YOU GOT TO BELIEVE I'M INCREDIBLE AND EDIBLE ♪ 236 00:09:59,010 --> 00:10:02,020 ♪ PIZZA STEVE, I'M PIZZA STEVE ♪ 237 00:10:02,017 --> 00:10:06,007 ♪ YOU CAN'T HANDLE MY ITALIAN KARATE TACTICS ♪ 238 00:10:06,010 --> 00:10:08,000 ♪ I'M PIZZA STEVE ♪ 239 00:10:08,002 --> 00:10:09,022 Tiny Miracle: [ Rapping ] ♪ MY MOTHERBOARD TOLD ME ♪ 240 00:10:09,021 --> 00:10:11,011 ♪ "NO MICROCHIPS IN BED ♪ 241 00:10:11,007 --> 00:10:13,017 ♪ YOU GOT TO EAT WITH US AT THE KITCHEN INSTEAD" ♪ 242 00:10:13,018 --> 00:10:16,008 ♪ THEY ALWAYS LIKE TO NAG WHILE I'M TRYING TO DEFRAG ♪ 243 00:10:16,010 --> 00:10:17,020 ♪ BUT LET'S JUST FACE IT ♪ 244 00:10:18,000 --> 00:10:19,020 PARENTS JUST DON'T HAVE ENOUGH PRIMARY CPU COMPONENTS 245 00:10:20,000 --> 00:10:22,010 REQUIRED TO PERFORM OPERATIONS OF HIGHER-SPEED INTERVALS 246 00:10:22,015 --> 00:10:24,015 IN ORDER TO UNDERSTAND. 247 00:10:25,012 --> 00:10:29,002 ♪ FRANKENSTEIN IS TRYING TO SLEEP ♪ 248 00:10:29,006 --> 00:10:32,996 ♪ FRANKENSTEIN IS TRYING TO SLEEP ♪ 249 00:10:33,005 --> 00:10:36,005 ♪ FRANKENSTEIN IS TRYING TO SLEEP ♪ AAAAAAAAAAAH! 250 00:10:37,016 --> 00:10:42,006 ♪ MAGIC AND CAULDRONS AND EVIL SPELLS ♪ 251 00:10:42,011 --> 00:10:45,021 ♪ I GOT A POTION THAT'LL MAKE YOU SMELL ♪ 252 00:10:45,020 --> 00:10:48,020 ♪ 'CAUSE I AM EVIL ♪ WIZARD! 253 00:10:48,017 --> 00:10:50,007 ♪ EVIL ♪ WIZARD! 254 00:10:50,016 --> 00:10:54,006 ♪ I CUT MY COUPONS WITH A PAIR OF EVIL SCISSORS ♪ 255 00:10:54,014 --> 00:10:56,004 Announcer: TO ORDER YOUR COLLECTION 256 00:10:56,004 --> 00:10:58,024 OF "UNCLE GRANDPA SINGS THE CLASSICS VOLUME 82," 257 00:10:58,020 --> 00:11:01,010 SOLVE THIS MATH EQUATION! 258 00:11:01,019 --> 00:11:05,009 [ UP-TEMPO MUSIC PLAYS ] 259 00:11:14,004 --> 00:11:16,014 THAT WAS QUITE DELICIOUS. 18394

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