Original subtitles

[ UP-TEMPO MUSIC PLAYS ]

I GOT CRUMBS IN MY SOCKS!

[ DANCE MUSIC PLAYS LOUDLY]

[ CRASH! CRASH! ] [ GRUMBLES ]

[ CRASH! ]

[ CRASH! ]

PIZZA STEVE! TURN THAT MUSIC DOWN!

SORRY, BRO. I'M MEDITATING.

CAN YOU AT LEAST USE HEADPHONES OR SOMETHING?

SORRY, MR. GUS. I DON'T SEE A HEADPHONES OPTION.

JUST ONE MORE FINAL PIECE.

[ CRASH! RATTLE! ]

WHAT'S HAPPENING?

NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO!

[ SIGHS ] WHEW!

FOR A SECOND THERE, I THOUGHT -- [ CRASH! ]

[ GASPS ] OH, NO!

WHOEVER'S MAKING THIS PLACE RUMBLE

IS GONNA GET A SCOLDING. [ OMINOUS TONE PLAYS ]

[ DANCE MUSIC CONTINUES]

MR. GUS!

WHO'S MAKING THE RV SHAKE LIKE SO?

'CAUSE THEY'RE GONNA GET A SCOLDING!

SEE FOR YOURSELF.

[ RATTLE! RATTLE! RATTLE! ]

[ ELECTRICITY CRACKLES, MUSIC STOPS ]

HEY, WHAT'S THE BIG IDEA?

PIZZA STEVE, MY PROJECT IS RUINED,

AND IT'S ALL BECAUSE OF YOUR SICK JAMS MAKING

THE HOUSE GO "BOMP-BOMP" ALL NIGHT LONG.

SO GET READY FOR A SCOLDING.

UNCLE G, WAIT!

IT WASN'T MY FAULT. IT WAS MR. G--

OH, DON'T YOU DARE SAY MYNAME.

I WASN'T GONNA SAY YOU.

I WAS GONNA SAY MISTER... UM...

JERKY...JAZZ... PURSE.

JERKY...JASPERS?

YEAH, MY FRIEND JERKY JASPER, YEP.

THAT'S WHAT I'M GOING WITH.

YOU DON'T HAVE A FRIEND NAMED JERKY JASPER.

YES, I DO. AND HE'S A LOT COOLER THAN YOU.

HE'S REALLY BIG, HAS BAT WINGS ON HIS HEAD,

TANK TRACKS FOR FEET, FLAMES FOR A TAIL.

DOES HE HAVE A CATFISH FOR AN ARM?

SURE.

JERKY JASPER SOUNDS SO COOL I'M NOT EVEN MAD ANYMORE!

BUT I'D CERTAINLY LOVE TO MEET HIM.

WELL, YOU CAN'T MEET HIM.

HE'S... UH, HE'S IMAGINARY.

YEAH, HE'S MY IMAGINARY FRIEND,

SO YOU CAN'T EVEN SEE HIM.

BECAUSE YOU DON'T HAVE A YOUTHFUL MIND.

BUT I TOTALLY HAVE A YOUTHFUL MIND.

[ SHPLOIK! ] [ GROANS ]

UHHH, SEE?

EUGH! DID I SAY MIND? [ GROANING ]

I MEANT "A YOUTHFUL BODY."

ANYWAY, GOT TO GO.

PIZZA STEVE.

[ GROANING CONTINUES ]

PIZZA STEVE!

WE'VE GONE OVER THIS BEFORE.

UNCLE GRANDPA ALWAYS FALLS FOR YOUR NONSENSE.

YOU KNOW VERY WELL HE'S GONNA GET OBSESSED,

AND THIS SITUATION IS GONNA GET OUT OF CONTROL.

UHHH... [ BLUBBERS ]

ALL RIGHT, PIZZA STEVE, I'M OFFICIALLY OBSESSED

AND WILLING TO PUSH THINGS OUT OF CONTROL.

UNCLE GRANDPA, DON'T LISTEN TO PIZ--

STAY OUT OF THIS, MR. GUS.

LET THE BIG BOYS DO THE TALKING.

PIZZA STEVE...

PLEASE LET ME MEET YOUR IMAGINARY FRIEND!

SORRY, UNCLE G.

YOU JUST DON'T HAVE WHAT IT TAKES.

YOU HAVE TO ACTUALLY PHYSICALLYBE YOUNG

TO MEET MY IMAGINARY FRIEND.

AND SINCE YOU'RE SUPER-OLD,

LET'S JUST MOVE ON AND NEVER SPEAK OF HIM AGAIN.

OLD, HUH?

BELLY BAG, SAY "AHH."

AHH-- ULP!

[ OMINOUS TONES PLAY ]

GLUH!

[ GROANING ]

ALL RIGHT! 15 YEARS OLD AGAIN.

SO, PIZZA STEVE, NOW CAN I MEET

YOUR IMAGINARY FRIEND JERKY JASPER?

UM...

MAYBE LATER WHEN...I'M NOT SO BUSY.

BUT I WANT TO MEET HIM NOW!

IT'S NOT FAIR!

MR. GUS, TELL HIM!

LEAVE ME OUT OF THIS.

GETTING TOO WEIRD FOR MY BLOOD, YO.

YOU'RE ALWAYS TAKING PIZZA STEVE'S SIDE.

TRAVIS' PARENTS LET HIM HANG OUT WITH WHOEVER HE WANTS.

WELL, THEN WHY DON'T YOU GO LIVE WITH TRAVIS?

I WORK TOO HARD FOR THIS FAMILY --

[ GROANS ] WHAT AM I SAYING?

NO, UNCLE G.

YOU'RE STILL NOT YOUNG ENOUGH.

SO STOP BEING SUCH A BABY ABOUT IT.

"BABY," HUH?

BELLY BAG, SAY "AHH" AGAIN.

OH, MAN.

[ GROANING ]

GOO-GOO MORNING! ENOUGH IS ENOUGH.

I'M GONNA FIND JERKY JASPER ONCE AND FOR ALL.

GOOD LUCK WITH THAT.

YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF.

JERKY! SHOW YOURSELF!

YOU IN HERE?

COME OUT, COME OUT, WHEREVER YOU ARE!

HMM. WHAT DID HE LOOK LIKE AGAIN?

HE HAD BAT WINGS ON HIS HEAD, A CATFISH FOR AN ARM,

TANK TRACKS FOR FEET, AND FLAMES FOR A TAIL.

OH, THERE YOU ARE.

YOU REALLY ARE LIKE PIZZA STEVE SAID.

OF COURSE I AM!

SO, WHAT ELSE DID THIS PIZZA STEVE SAY ABOUT ME?

OH, JUST THAT IT WAS YOU THAT BROKE MY RV IN A BOTTLE.

PIZZA STEVE IS A BIG, FAT LIAR.

I NEVER BROKE ANYTHING OF YOURS.

BUT I KNOW WHOSE STUFF I WILLBREAK.

AAH!

[ SLURPING ] YOU REALLY ARE SOMETHING, PIZZA STEVE.

YOU'RE NOT GOING TO ADMIT IT, ARE YOU?

[ SLURPS ] ADMIT WHAT?

I MEAN, WHAT COULD GO WRONG?

[ CRASH! CRASH! ]

Uncle Grandpa: I'M SURE THERE'S A REASONABLE EXPLANATION.

PIZZA STEVE WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT ANYBODY.

WHO IN THE WHAT IS BABY G TALKING TO?

DON'T YOU GUYS SEE HIM? HE'S STANDING RIGHT HERE.

SORRY, BABY G, BUT PIZZA STEVE ISN'T FALLING FOR THIS ONE.

WAIT, IS THAT THE PIZZA STEVE THAT SAID I BROKE YOUR STUFF?

IT'S TIME TO TEACH YOU

TO WATCH WHAT YOU SAY ABOUT OTHER PEOPLE.

SOUNDS LIKE HE WANTS TO GIVE YOU SCOLDING.

LISTEN, I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT.

I DON'T SEE OR HEAR ANYTHING.

NOW HE'S GOT AHOLD OF ONE OF YOUR SECOND-PLACE TROPHIES.

THAT WAS FOR BURBANK'S STRONGEST PIZZA SLICE COMPETITION!

WHAT'S HAPPENING TO MY ROOM, BRO?!

I'M SO ANGRY, LITTLE GRANDPA!

THIS IS FOR YOU, LIAR! AAH!

MY SOUND SYSTEM!

I DON'T KNOW HOW YOU'RE DOING THIS, UNCLE G,

BUT YOU OWE PIZZA STEVE 50,000 SMACKAROONIES!

WHAT'S GOING ON?!

PAYBACK IS WHAT'S GOING ON.

YOU THINK YOU CAN DRAG MY NAME THROUGH THE MUD,

YOU LITTLE GREASY SLAB OF CHOLESTEROL?

THIS IS FOR BLAMING ME FOR SOMETHING I NEVER DID!

[ Groaning ] I'M CONFUSED.

COULD SOMEONE PLEASE TELL ME WHAT'S GOING ON?

[ SPLAT! ]

HE'S ANGRY AT YOU, PIZZA STEVE.

WHO'SANGRY AT ME?

SOMEONE ENLIGHTEN ME!

CAN'T YOU RECOGNIZE YOUR IMAGINARY FRIEND, JERKY JASPER?

I GUESS HE THINKS YOU WERE LYING ABOUT HIM.

AND IF THERE'S ONE THING I CAN'T STAND, IT'S A LIAR!

WHOA!

[ SCREAMS ]

[ Weakly ] MR. GUS, GET ME OUT OF THIS.

OH, NO. I'M HAVING WAYTOO MUCH FUN.

NO, WAIT!

[ SCREECH! ]

[ Groaning ] UNCLE G, HELP.

WHY DON'T YOU JUST ASK JERKY JASPER TO STOP?

UH...BECAUSE JERKY JASPER DOESN'T LIKE

ME ASKING FOR FAVORS?

[ SIGHS ]

YOU CAN KEEP THE HURT UP AS LONG AS YOU WANT, PIZZA STEVE.

WHOA! WHOA!

[ PANTING ]

[ COUGHS ]

OKAY, UNCLE G.

LISTEN, I LIED.

JERKY JASPER DIDN'T BREAK YOUR MODEL.

I DID.

I'M SORRY.

[ FARTS ] AAAAAH!

YOU LIED?!

[ SOBBING ]

Y-YOU HURT MY FEELINGS!

[ CRYING ]

BABY WANT MILK!

NEED TO DROWN MY SORROWS.

ALL RIGHT, THAT'S IT.

PIZZA STEVE, IT LOOKS LIKE YOU'VE LEARNED YOUR LESSON.

'SCUSE ME, BELLY BAG.

[ OMINOUS TONES PLAY ]

W-W-WAIT! I'M NOT FINISHED YET!

NOOOOOO!

[ Weakly ] AM I STILL ALIVE?

[ SPLAT! ]

CONGRATULATIONS.

YOU'RE BACK TO YOUR OLD SELF, UNCLE GRANDPA.

LITERALLY.

ROCKIN' GOOD NEWS, SEÑOR GUSTAVO.

SAY, FOR SOME REASON, I GOT A MEAN HANKERING FOR MILK.

[ SQUEAK! THUMP! ]

UNCLE G?

YES, MY LITTLE GREASY BUNDLE?

I REALLY HAVE LEARNED MY LESSON THIS TIME.

I PROMISE TO TELL THE TRUTH FROM NOW ON,

WHICH IS WHY I'VE BEEN MEANING TO TELL YOU --

I DIDN'T BREAK YOUR MODEL.

I WAS JUST COVERING FOR MR. GUS, WHO REALLY BROKE IT.

MR. GUS, HOW COULD YOU?

WHAT? WHAT'D HE SAY?

THE WAIT IS OVER!

Announcer: "UNCLE GRANDPA SINGS THE CLASSICS VOLUME 82"!

ALL YOUR FAVORITE HITS WITH 50% LESS SILENT TRACKS!

INCLUDING POSSIBLE SINGLES LIKE...

♪ I'M MISSI-I-I-ING A BUTTON ♪

♪ WHEN ALL OF A SUDDEN, I'M MISSING A BUTTON ♪

Announcer: "HONKY-TONK TIGER."

[ COUNTRY MUSIC PLAYS ] GRFT: [ ROARS, GROWLS ]

WHAAA!

[ BASS GUITAR PLAYS ]

Announcer: MR. GUS'S PROG-ROCK TOUR-DE-FORCE,

"A PORTRAIT OF RHYTHM."

♪♪

ENOUGH WITH THE BORING ELEVATOR TUNE-AGE, BRO.

OW! [ LAUGHS ]

[ ROCK MUSIC PLAYS ] ♪ I AM ON YA ♪

♪ LIKE LASAGNA ♪

♪ A HOT AND MESSY SLICE FROM CALIFORNIA ♪

♪ I'M THE CHEESIEST, THE GREASIEST ♪

♪ YOU GOT TO BELIEVE I'M INCREDIBLE AND EDIBLE ♪

♪ PIZZA STEVE, I'M PIZZA STEVE ♪

♪ YOU CAN'T HANDLE MY ITALIAN KARATE TACTICS ♪

♪ I'M PIZZA STEVE ♪

Tiny Miracle: [ Rapping ] ♪ MY MOTHERBOARD TOLD ME ♪

♪ "NO MICROCHIPS IN BED ♪

♪ YOU GOT TO EAT WITH US AT THE KITCHEN INSTEAD" ♪

♪ THEY ALWAYS LIKE TO NAG WHILE I'M TRYING TO DEFRAG ♪

♪ BUT LET'S JUST FACE IT ♪

PARENTS JUST DON'T HAVE ENOUGH PRIMARY CPU COMPONENTS

REQUIRED TO PERFORM OPERATIONS OF HIGHER-SPEED INTERVALS

IN ORDER TO UNDERSTAND.

♪ FRANKENSTEIN IS TRYING TO SLEEP ♪

♪ FRANKENSTEIN IS TRYING TO SLEEP ♪

♪ FRANKENSTEIN IS TRYING TO SLEEP ♪ AAAAAAAAAAAH!

♪ MAGIC AND CAULDRONS AND EVIL SPELLS ♪

♪ I GOT A POTION THAT'LL MAKE YOU SMELL ♪

♪ 'CAUSE I AM EVIL ♪ WIZARD!

♪ EVIL ♪ WIZARD!

♪ I CUT MY COUPONS WITH A PAIR OF EVIL SCISSORS ♪

Announcer: TO ORDER YOUR COLLECTION

OF "UNCLE GRANDPA SINGS THE CLASSICS VOLUME 82,"

SOLVE THIS MATH EQUATION!

[ UP-TEMPO MUSIC PLAYS ]

THAT WAS QUITE DELICIOUS.