Original subtitles

[ UP-TEMPO MUSIC PLAYS ] GOOD MORNING!

GOOD MORNING.

GOOD MORNING.

[ ROARS ]

GOOD MORNING.

GOOD MORNING!

[ SCREAMING ]

[ GROANS ]

HEY, GUYS, ANYBODY GOT SUGGESTIONS

ON WHERE I SHOULD HELP A KID TODAY?

I'M OPEN TO WHEREVER IN THE WORLD.

HOW ABOUT THE MALL?

EH, TOO FAR.

HOW ABOUT THE BIRTHPLACE OF ITALIAN KARATE!

AND THE BEST PLACE ON EARTH

TO GET AN AUTHENTIC SLICE OF ITALIAN PIZZA.

BUT, PIZZA STEVE, I JUST WENT TO CANADA LAST WEEK!

I THINK PIZZA STEVE IS REFERRING TO THE COUNTRY OF ITALY.

OH. ITALY, HUH?

GREAT IDEA, PIZZA STEVE.

YEAH, I KNOW.

ANYBODY KNOW HOW TO GET THERE?

JUST LOOK FOR THE COUNTRY SHAPED LIKE A GIANT BOOT.

THANKS.

Isabella: [ Italian accent ] OKAY, LET'S TRY THIS AGAIN.

ONE EGG, NICE AND SECURE IN IT'S PLACE.

NOW I'LL GENTLY PUSH THIS BACK AND --

[ SPLAT! ] OH!

WELL, SO MUCH FOR THE EASY EGG SPLITTER IDEA.

[ GROANS ]

HOW AM I EVER GONNA BE A FAMOUS INVENTOR

IF ALL MY INVENTIONS ARE USELESS?

[ SCREAMING ]

[ CRASHES ]

UNCLE GRANDPA?

BUON GIORNO,ISABELLA.

[ CRASHES ]

WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?

I'M HERE TO HELP YOU DEAL WITH THE HARSH REALITIES OF LIFE.

IT'S KIND OF MY THING.

YOU GET A FREE BALLPOINT PEN ON YOUR THIRD STAMP.

I APPRECIATE THE VISIT.

BUT UNLESS YOU HAVE AN INVENTION TO MAKE ME A BETTER INVENTOR,

MAYBE YOU SHOULD JUST HELP SOMEONE ELSE.

INVENTOR, HUH?

WELL, WHAT IF WE GOT A REALLY FAMOUS INVENTOR TO HELP YOU OUT,

LIKE THAT HISTORICAL GUY

WHO'S NAMED AFTER THE KARATE TURTLE GUY?

ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT ITALIAN RENAISSANCE MAN

LEONARDO da VINCI?

YES! HAPPY FACE STAMP FOR BELLY BAG!

FINALLY!

HOW DO YOU PLAN ON GETTING da VINCI TO HELP ME?

HE'S BEEN DEAD FOR HUNDREDS OF YEARS.

EASY -- WITH THE PORTAL PILL.

JUST GOT TO ADD WATER. [ DROP! ]

[ GRUNTS ]

I'LL BE RIGHT BACK. [ ZAP! ]

WHEE!

[ SLURPS ]

BLECH! COLD ALREADY?!

NECESSITY IS THE MOTHER OF INVENTION,

SO I'LL INVENT THE CUP WITH A LID!

ARE YOU LEONARDO da VINCI, THE INVENTOR OF THE LID?

-UH, YES, BUT -- -YOU GOT TO COME WITH ME.

ISABELLA, MEET LEONARDO da VINCI.

OH, MY GOSH! IT'S REALLY YOU!

OF COURSE IT'S ME. NOW, WHO ARE YOU?

WHERE AM I? WHAT AM I DOING HERE?

ISABELLA FROM THE FUTURE HERE

WANTS TO BE A GREAT ITALIAN INVENTOR LIKE YOU.

SO I FIGURED YOU COULD TEACH HER SOME TRICKS,

MAYBE BE HER INVENTOR MENTOR.

WELL, I'M HERE.

I SUPPOSE I CAN TAKE A LOOK.

YOU'RE ON, ISABELLA.

OH, MY! WOW!

OKAY, WAIT RIGHT THERE.

[ SIGHS ]

THIS INVENTION IS CALLED A SMELLACOPTER.

YOU SIMPLY SPIN THE PROPELLER,

AND IT AMPLIFIES ANY SMELL STRAIGHT TO YOUR NOSE.

EH, SEEMS HIGHLY IMPRACTICAL. WHAT ELSE YOU GOT?

THIS INVENTION IS CALLED THE VAC-STRAP.

IF I HAPPEN TO BE MAKING A MESS OF CRUMBS,

I SIMPLY WALK FORWARD,

AND THE VAC-STRAP TAKES CARE OF THE MESS.

IMPRACTICAL! NOT WORTH MY TIME.

AREN'T YOU COMING OFF KIND OF STRONG?

NO! I AM AN INVENTOR, NOT A SUPPORT COACH!

I WAS TALKING ABOUT YOUR BODY ODOR.

IT'S COMING OFF KIND OF STRONG.

OH! I'VE GOT ONE MORE I THINK YOU'LL LIKE!

THIS IS THE SUPER COOLER STRAW.

WHEN YOU DRINK FROM THE STRAW,

THE LIQUID TRIGGERS THE FAN TO OPERATE.

[ SLURP! POP! ]

HELPS YOU STAY COOL WHILE YOU HYDRATE.

COOL!

NO, NOT COOL!

THIS IS THE WORST IDEA YET!

WELL, CAN'T YOU OFFER SOME OF YOUR PROFESSIONAL ADVICE?

THAT'S KIND OF WHY I BROUGHT YOU HERE.

FINE. HERE'S SOME ADVICE --

NECESSITY IS THE MOTHER OF INVENTION,

SO STOP INVENTING IMPRACTICAL THINGS THAT NOBODY NEEDS

AND LEAVE THE REAL INVENTING TO ME --

YOU KNOW, THE THING I WAS DOING

BEFORE SOMEONE YANKED ME INTO A FUTURE PORTAL.

OH, YEAH? WHAT HAVE YOU INVENTED THAT'S SO GREAT,

BESIDES SOME DUMB LID?

OH, YOU'LL SEE!

AS A MATTER OF FACT, ALL OF ITALY WILL SEE!

[ LAUGHING EVILLY ]

I'M JUST GONNA BORROW THESE TOOLS RIGHT HERE.

DID LEONARDO da VINCI JUST STEAL MY TOOLS?

YEAH. THIS DIDN'T GO AS PLANNED.

WELL, MAYBE HE SHOULD JUST KEEP THE TOOLS

SINCE MY INVENTIONS ARE NO GOOD.

HEY, DON'T TALK LIKE THAT!

I THINK YOU'RE A GREAT INVENTOR, AND I'LL PROVE IT TO YOU!

BUT IN THE MEANTIME, WE SHOULD GET YOUR TOOLS BACK

AND STOP da VINCI BEFORE HE DOES SOMETHING CRAZY.

-COME ON! -OKAY!

HE'S PRETTY OLD, SO HE COULDN'T HAVE GOTTEN VERY FAR.

EXCUSE ME. HAVE YOU TWO SPAGHETTI SLURPERS

SEEN A CRAZY-LOOKING RENAISSANCE GUY

WITH A BUNCH OF TOOLS RUNNING BY HERE?

[ POINK! ] THANKS.

-Da VINCI, WHERE ARE YOU?! -Da VINCI?!

-OH! -DO YOU SEE HIM?

NO, BUT I JUST THOUGHT OF

A COMPLETELY UNIQUE AND ORIGINAL PHOTO OPPORTUNITY.

HERE.

HOLD ON. I GOT TO STRETCH FIRST.

[ GROANS ]

OKAY, READY.

THANKS. NOW LET'S FIND DA VINCI.

-Da VINCI, YOU OUT HERE? -Da VINCI?

EXCUSE ME, SIR, HAVE YOU SEEN LEONARDO da VINCI AROUND HERE?

HEY! HEY, YOU!

UM, YOU REALIZE THAT'S JUST A STATUE, RIGHT, UNCLE GRANDPA?

YEAH, I KNOW. I WAS TALKING TO THAT CATERPILLAR GUY.

-HEY, YOU! -NO! I HAVEN'T SEEN HIM.

NOW STOP YELLING ALREADY!

SORRY TO BOTHER YOU.

COME ON. LET'S KEEP LOOKING.

Da VINCI, YOU OUT HERE?

Da VINCI, da VINCI!

-WHERE ARE YOU, da VINCI? -WHERE ARE YOU?

COME OUT, COME OUT, WHEREVER YOU ARE! Da VINCI?

Da VINCI!

UH, UNCLE GRANDPA, I DON'T THINK WE'RE IN ITALY ANYMORE.

WHOOPS. HOW'D WE END UP IN CANADA?

BACK WE GO.

MAN, WE SEARCHED ALL OF ITALY, BUT I GUESS HE'S GONE.

WE SHOULD ASSUME HE DIDN'T MEAN ANYTHING BY THAT EVIL LAUGH

AND JUST BUY SOME NEW TOOLS.

YEAH, I GUESS.

THEN I CAN GO BACK TO INVENTING

MORE USELESS, IMPRACTICAL JUNK.

HEY, SPEAKING OF IMPRACTICAL, USELESS JUNK,

CHECK OUT THIS CRAZY OVERSIZED BOAT.

THAT BOAT CAN'T EVEN MANEUVER THROUGH THESE NARROW CANALS.

IS THAT da VINCI ON THAT THING?

[ LAUGHS EVILLY ]

THAT'S RIGHT! IT'S ME!

I JUST BUILT ITALY'S LARGEST GONDOLA!

WHY'D YOU MAKE SUCH A BIG BOAT

THAT CAN'T EVEN FIT UNDER THE MANY BRIDGES OF ITALY?

I'M GLAD YOU ASKED!

BECAUSE I WANT TO SHOW YOU MY OTHER INVENTION

THAT WILL CHANGE ALL OF ITALY!

INTRODUCING THE FLOOD CAPSULE!

JUST GOT TO ADD THE WATER.

[ DROP! ]

CHECK IT OUT! [ GRUNTS ]

UH-OH.

HEY, WHAT'S GOING ON?

WHAT'S WITH ALL THE WATER?!

NECESSITY IS THE MOTHER OF ALL INVENTION.

AND WHAT, WITH THE WHOLE COUNTRY BEING UNDERWATER AND ALL,

I'D SAY THIS GIANT, OVERSIZED BOAT

IS SOMEWHAT OF A NECESSITY NOW.

[ LAUGHS EVILLY ]

JUST ASK ALL OF THEM!

[ INDISTINCT SHOUTING ]

MAYBE I SHOULDN'T HAVE TAUNTED HIM.

YOU STILL HAVE MY TOOLS, YOU MANIAC.

OH, YOU'RE RIGHT.

HERE YOU GO.

[ WHIP! ] HEY!

OH, WELL, IT'S NOT LIKE

YOU'D INVENT ANYTHING PRACTICAL ANYWAYS.

CIAO! [ LAUGHS EVILLY ]

WHAT ARE WE GONNA DO NOW, UNCLE GRANDPA?

ALL OF ITALY IS UNDERWATER, AND IT'S ALL OUR FAULT!

TIME TO GET TO WORK.

[ POP! ]

UH, YEAH, UH.

UH, THERE NEEDS TO BE A BETTER WAY THAN THAT.

WAIT A MINUTE!

UNCLE GRANDPA, I'LL BE RIGHT BACK.

OKAY. JUST GRAB THE BIGGEST HAT YOU CAN FIND.

I THINK I'M FINALLY MAKING SOME PROGRESS.

ISABELLA, YOU'RE BACK.

THAT'S NOT A HAT YOU BROUGHT WITH YOU.

NOPE.

IT'S A SUPER-FLOOD-REVERSAL STRAW I JUST INVENTED.

-TRY IT ON. -SWEET.

NOW OPEN WIDE.

WHEN I TURN ON THE VACUUM,

IT SHOULD SUCK IN WITH AMPLIFIED PRESSURE.

[ SUCTION WHIRRING ]

MAMA MIA! IT'S WORKING!

[ ENGINE REVS ]

[ SPLASH! ]

[ SLURP! ]

[ CRASHES ]

WHAT HAPPENED TO MY OCEAN BREEZE?!

[ GASPS ] WHAT HAPPENED TO MY OCEAN AND MY VICTIMS?!

YEAH! WHEE!

OH, WHY DID I PUT IN THAT EMERGENCY SLIDE?

[ SLURP! POP! ]

[ BELCHES ]

EXCUSE ME. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]

WOW, THEY MUST REALLY LIKE BURPS.

THEY'RE CHEERING BECAUSE

WE JUST SAVED THE COUNTRY, UNCLE GRANDPA.

HOW DID YOU COME UP WITH THAT THING?

I GUESS I LEARNED THAT NECESSITY IS THE MOTHER OF INVENTION.

WELL TAKE TWO.

I'LL TAKE 10!

I'LL TAKE 20!

I'LL TAKE 100, GABAGOO.

[ CHEERING ]

THANKS FOR YOUR HELP, UNCLE GRANDPA.

ANYTIME.

BAH. BIG DEAL.

I'M STILL THE BETTER INVENTOR.

[ POP! ] WELL, MAYBE YOU SHOULD GO BACK TO RENAISSANCE TIMES

AND REINVENT YOUR ATTITUDE.

[ ZAP! ]

IN GRANDPA WE TRUST.

[ ELECTRICITY CRACKLING ]

[ GASPS, SCREAMS]

YOU GUYS WANT TO SEE A PUPPET SHOW?

FINE.

ONCE UPON A TIME,

THERE WAS A HANDSOME, GREEN LIZARD MAN...

A GOOD START.

...WHO SMELLED LIKE OLD GYM SOCKS

-AND WET CARDBOARD. -HEY!

HE WAS BEST FRIENDS

WITH THE MOST AWESOME SLICE OF PIZZA EVER.

WHO SMELLED LIKE?

WHO SMELLED LIKE DELICIOUS TOMATO SAUCE

AND SAVORY SALAMI SLICES.

AW, COME ON!

THE TWO BEST FRIENDS LOVED WATCHING TV TOGETHER,

'CAUSE THEY WERE BEST FRIENDS.

I DO LOVE A GOOD PIECE OF FICTION.

ONE DAY, WHILE THE PALS WERE WATCHING THEIR FAVORITE SHOW,

A MYSTERIOUS PUPPET THEATER FELL FROM THE SKY.

BEFORE THEY COULD SAY "WHAT THE FLEBUS?"

A TINY, LITTLE PUPPET SHOW BEGAN

ABOUT TWO BESTEST BUDDIES WHO LOVED TO WATCH TV TOGETHER

'CAUSE THEY WERE BEST FRIENDS.

[ As Mr. Gus ] I DO LOVE A GOOD PIECE OF FICTION.

WHAT THE...I'VE GOT TO GET A CLOSER LOOK AT THIS NONSENSE.

WAIT FOR ME.

SO ONE DAY WHILE THE CHUMS WERE WATCHING TV,

A MYSTERIOUS PUPPET THEATER FELL FROM THE SKY.

BEFORE THE FRIENDS COULD SAY "WHUZZA HUH?"

A MEENSY-WEENSY LITTLE PUPPET SHOW BEGAN

ABOUT TWO CLOSEST CHUMMY BUDDIES WHO LOVED TO WATCH TV TOGETHER

'CAUSE THEY WERE BEST FRIENDS.

[ As Mr. Gus ] I DO LOVE A GOOD PIECE OF FICTION.

HEY, GUYS. WHATCHA DOING?

WE'RE WATCHING THE PUPPET SHOW THAT YOU'RE PUTTING ON.

WAIT A MINUTE. [ WHIP! ]

IF YOU'RE OVER THERE --

LOOK OUT! IT'S A TRAP!

[ GROWLING ]

THAT'S ALL SHE WROTE, FOLKS!

[ SCREAMS ]

HEY, YOU, SPIT MY FRIENDS OUT RIGHT NOW!

[ MUNCHES ]

SO, WHAT SHOULD WE DO WHILE WE'RE WAITING TO BE DIGESTED?

I KNOW! HOW ABOUT A PUPPET SHOW?

♪♪

THAT WAS QUITE DELICIOUS.