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[ UP-TEMPO MUSIC PLAYS ] GOOD MORNING!

GOOD MORNING.

GOOD MORNING.

[ ROARS ]

GOOD MORNING.

GOOD MORNING!

[ SNORES ] GOOD MORNING, GOOD MORNING, GOOD MORNING.

[ SNORES ] GOOD MORNING, GOOD MORNING, GOOD MORNING.

[ BEEPING ] [ SNORES ] GOOD MORNING, GOOD MORNING, GOOD MORNING.

[ SNORES ]

GOOD MORNING, GOOD MORNING, GOOD MORNING.

[ SNORES ] GOOD MORNING, GOOD MORNING.

[ SNORES ] GOOD MORNING, GOOD MORNING, GOOD MORNING.

[ SNORES ] GOOD MORNING, GOOD MORNING.

[ CLANG! WHIR! ] [ SNORES ]

GOOD MORNING, GOOD MORNING, GOOD MORNING. [ SIREN WAILS ]

-WAKE UP, UNCLE GRANDPA! -HUH?!

THERE'S A CHILD WHO NEEDS YOUR HELP IN...ARGENTINA!

OH, BOY! I LOVE THAT PARTICULAR COUNTRY!

ARGENTINA, HERE I COME!

[ FLING! ]

[ HELICOPTER BLADES WHIRRING ]

WHOA!

OH, BOY, THIAGO! WE ARE NEXT!

HEH HEH. WE SURE ARE.

MAN, OH, MAN, I CANNOT WAIT TO FLY WAY UP HIGH,

SOARING HUNDREDS -- IF NOT THOUSANDS -- OF METERS

ABOVE ALL THE JAGGED ROCKS

AND MANY FLESH-RIPPING TREE BRANCHES

THAT MAKE UP OUR BELOVED ARGENTINEAN LANDSCAPE.

-[ GULPS ] -LOOK, IT SAYS HERE

THE HELICOPTERS HAVE GLASS BOTTOMS FOR MAXIMUM VIEWING.

MAN, THAT'S KIND OF CREEPY.

JUST A THIN SHEET OF GLASS

BETWEEN YOU AND ONE HECK OF A DROP.

[ WHISTLES ] SPLATTER!

UH... YOU KNOW WHAT, BENICIO?

I JUST DISCOVERED SOMETHING CRUCIAL ABOUT MYSELF.

I DON'T WANT TO DIE!

THERE'S NO WAY I'M GOING UP IN ONE OF THOSE THINGS!

WHAT ARE YOU SAYING, MY FRIEND?

I'M AFRAID OF FLYING!

IN FACT, I NEED TO STAY AS CLOSE TO THE EARTH AS POSSIBLE!

HERE. YOU CAN HAVE MY TICKET, TOO.

MAN, I HATE TO GO WITHOUT YOU.

BUT I CAN'T WAIT TO GET UP THERE!

SO LONG, THIAGO! YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU'RE MISSING!

WHOOP! HEE-HEE-HEE!

[ SIGHS ] I GUESS I'LL JUST STAY

DOWN HERE ON THE GROUND, WHERE IT'S SAFE, FROM NOW ON.

[ SCREAMS ] A SPIDER!

MAYBE SOMEWHERE IN THE MIDDLE IS BEST.

[ SCREAMING ]

OOF!

EXCUSE ME, BUT COULD YOU DIRECT ME TO ARGENTINA?

OH, IT'S RIGHT DOWN THERE, HUH? THANK YOU!

[ CRASH! ]

YEESH, WHAT A MESS!

[ GASPS ] TIO ABUELO?!

THAT'S RIGHT -- UNCLE GRANDPA!

BUENOS DIAS! MAN, OH, BOY!

I'M SURE GLAD I WASN'T IN THAT

WHEN IT FELL FROM SUCH A GREAT HEIGHT.

I WOULD'VE BEEN PULVERIZED TO PIECES!

SO, WHAT'S YOUR PARTICULAR PROBLEM, THIAGO?

I WAS SUPPOSED TO GO ON A HELICOPTER TOUR

WITH MY FRIEND, BENICIO,

BUT IT TURNS OUT THAT I'M AFRAID TO FLY.

DON'T WORRY, THIAGO.

I'VE GOT THE SOLUTION TO YOUR PROBLEM RIGHT HERE.

LET'S SEE NOW -- AFRAID TO FLY, AFRAID TO FLY...

[ THWACK! TING! ]

THERE YOU GO.

I'M A FLY!

WHY DID YOU TURN ME INTO A FLY, UNCLE GRANDPA?!

BECAUSE THE BEST WAY TO OVERCOME YOUR FEAR

IS TO BECOME YOUR FEAR.

BUT I JUST DON'T WANT TO BE SCARED OF RIDING A HELICOPTER.

I DON'T WANT TO BEA FLY.

SO YOU'RE SAYING YOU WANT TO BE A HELICOPTER?

NO! CAN'T YOU JUST TURN ME BACK INTO A KID?

OH, YEAH, I CAN DO THAT. WAIT HERE A SEC.

[ SNIFFING ]

OH, SOMETHING SMELLS KIND OF GOOD.

HMM! MUST BE A FOOD TRUCK OR SOMETHING.

LET'S SEE, FLY TRAP, FLY FISHING, FLY RHYMES.

OH, HERE WE GO -- FLY REVERSAL.

-HEY! -UH, UNCLE GRANDPA?

JUST FLY OUT OF THE TRUCK, THIAGO, NICE AND EASY!

UH, I-I DON'T KNOW.

I CAN'T! I DON'T WANT TO FALL!

WELL, THEN WAIT UNTIL THE DRIVER COMES TO A COMPLETE STOP!

AAH!

[ GAGS, COUGHING ]

EXCUSE ME, WAITER. BUT THERE'S A--

NO! IT'S TOO CLICHé TO SAY THERE'S A FLY IN YOUR SOUP!

UGH, HE'S RIGHT. I HATE CLICHéS.

[ WHIP! ] -AAH!

[ TWANG! ] HELP ME!

AAH! A TALKING FLY!

[ GRUNTING ]

AAH!

HAVE YOU SEEN A FLY BUZZING AROUND HERE?

HE WENT THAT WAY.

THANKS.

[ GRUNTS ] WHERE AM I?

OOF!

OH! OH, NO!

[ RUMBLE! ] AAH!

[ PANTING ]

THIAGO! YOU GOT TO FLAP THOSE WINGS AND FLY

TO GET AWAY FROM THOSE SOCCER PLAYERS!

THE SPORT IS ACTUALLY CALLED "FOOTBALL" IN OUR COUNTRY.

WHAT IS THAT SANDWICH THING CALLED IN YOUR COUNTRY?

IT'S ACTUALLY CALLED AN "EMPANADA" IN OUR COUNT--

THANKS!

MMM! BOJO!

OKAY, HERE GOES NOTHING.

[ GRUNTING ]

HEY! I THINK I'M GETTING THIS!

MMM, MMM.

YOU GOT TO GO HIGHER, DUDE!

I DON'T KNOW.

THIS FEELS PRETTY HIGH TO --

AAH!

COOL! A GAME BALL!

-EW. THERE'S A BIG, GROSS FLY ON IT! -AW, MAN!

GOOD THING IT'S "FREE SWATTER NIGHT" AT THE STADIUM!

HUH?! YAH!

[ PANTING ]

FLY, THIAGO!

OH, RIGHT! [ GRUNTS ]

HEY! I'M ON THE JUMBOTRON! WHOO-HOO!

HI, MOM!

WHERE'S THE CAMERA?

OOF! -YES! GOT HIM!

Thiago: AAH!

UH-OH, PISTACHIO!

THAT WILL BE A TOTAL OF $678 FOR THE EMPANADAS.

SORRY, I DON'T SPEAK SPANISH.

[ GROANS ]

I'M ALIVE!

[ LAUGHS ] I'M ALIVE!

HEY! HERE'S A FLY WE CAN KILL!

NO, WAIT! I'M NOT A --

[ COUGHING ]

AAH!

THIAGO, OVER HERE!

[ PITTER! ]

DARN! HEY, I THINK I SEE AN ANT.

MAN, THIS COUNTRY REALLY HATES BUGS.

UNCLE GRANDPA, OVER HERE!

I FOUND THIS COOL PLANT SHOP

WHERE IT'S SAFE FOR YOU TO TURN ME BACK!

WHO KNEW BEING A FLY WAS SO TERRIFYING?!

[ CHOMP! ] [ MUFFLED SCREAMING ]

THIAGO!

YOU LET GO OF THIAGO! HE WOULDN'T HURT A FLY!

[ BELCHES ]

[ GRUNTS ] [ WHIP! ]

[ HORN BLARES ]

OH, THERE'S A BIG OLD JUICY FLY FOR MY COLLECTION!

OH, NO!

YOU GOT TO FLY, THIAGO!

FLY AS HIGH AS YOU CAN OR ELSE YOU'RE TRUCK MEAT!

OKAY, UNCLE GRANDPA! HERE IT GOES!

WHOA! I'M DOING IT! THIS IS AMAZING!

OH, WELL. GET 'EM NEXT TIME.

WHAT THE... [ TIRES SCREECH ]

[ BOOM! ]

WOW. LOOK AT HIM GO!

FLYING FEELS AWESOME, UNCLE GRANDPA!

I'M PROUD OF YOU, THIAGO.

SAY, IF IT'S ALL RIGHT WITH YOU,

MAYBE I CAN FLY AROUND SOME MORE BEFORE YOU CHANGE ME BACK?

I'M COOL WITH THAT.

I'LL TAKE YOU TO A SPOT

WHERE THERE'S NOBODY TO SWAT OR SPRAY YOU.

HERE WE GO!

OUT HERE IS ABOUT AS SAFE AS IT CAN GET FOR A FLY.

COOL!

YOU JUST HAVE TO BE CAREFUL OF ONE THING.

[ POP! ] IT SAYS HERE IN MY BOOK OF FACTS AND SPELLS

THAT "SPIDERS WILL OFTEN BUILD GIANT WEBS

HIGH UP IN THE TREES.

THIS ALLOWS THEM TO PREY ON UNSUSPECTING,

OVERCONFIDENT INSECTS WHO DON'T LISTEN

WHEN SOMEONE'S READING SOMETHING IMPORTANT."

YOU LISTENING, THIAGO? THIAGO?

WHOO-HOO! I AM THE MASTER FLYER!

NOTHING CAN STOP THIS FLY! WHOO-HOO!

THIAGO! YOU GOT TO LOOK OUT FOR SPIDERS!

YOU'RE TOO CONFIDENT!

WHAT IS UNCLE GRANDPA YELLING ABOUT?

RELAX, UNCLE GRANDPA!

I HAVE GOT THIS FLYING THING DOWN!

NO PROBLEMA!

[ GRUNTING ]

HEY, WHAT'S GOING ON?!

[ GRUNTING ] I'M STUCK!

HELP! HELP!

[ GRUNTING ]

HUH? AAH!

UNCLE GRANDPA, HELP!

WHOA! HANG ON! I'M GONNA CHANGE YOU BACK!

WAIT! I'M TOO HIGH UP! I DON'T WANT TO FALL!

[ SCREAMS ]

ON SECOND THOUGHT, YOU CAN CHANGE ME BACK NOW!

OKAY, LET'S SEE HERE.

AHA! HERE WE GO!

[ SCREECHES ]

AAH! UNCLE GRANDPA!

THIAGO!

OH, THERE YOU ARE. HERE, GRAB MY HAND.

[ FARTING ]

SAFE!

[ COUGHING ]

WOW. THANKS FOR SAVING ME, UNCLE GRANDPA!

ANYTIME!

I'M GLAD I COULD HELP YOU OVERCOME YOUR FEAR OF FLYING.

YEAH, I GUESS YOU DID.

AFTER ALL THAT, FLYING ON THAT HELICOPTER

DOESN'T SEEM SO SCARY AT ALL!

WELL, LET'S GO SEE IF YOUR PAL, BENICIO, STILL HAS YOUR TICKET!

[ HELICOPTER BLADES WHIRRING ]

WHOO! FLYING IS INSANELY AWESOME!

OH, HEY, THIAGO!

YOU STILL AFRAID TO RIDE THE HELICOPTER?

ACTUALLY, UNCLE GRANDPA HELPED ME OVERCOME MY FEAR.

SO IF YOU STILL HAVE MY TICKET, I'M READY TO RIDE THAT COPTER!

COOL. HERE YOU GO.

SWEET. THANKS! WHOO-HOO!

THANKS AGAIN, UNCLE GRANDPA!

ALL IN A DAY'S WORK.

SAY, ALL THAT FLYING MADE ME KIND OF HUNGRY.

YOU WANT TO GET A BITE TO EAT?

YOU HAD ME AT "EMPANADAS."

WOW!

[ EXPLOSION ]

[ CRASH! ]

YEP. I HATE FLYING.

[ WHIR! ]

[ GRUNTING ]

I GOT ONE!

GOOD MORNIN'!

WHOO, MAMA CASS!

THAT IS ONE HANDSOME SANDWICH.

HERE WE GO. I'LL JUST SET YOU RIGHT HERE.

OOP!

LOOK OUT BELOW!

THAT'S MANNERS.

UH-OH! OH, NO! SANDWICH!

NO! COME BACK!

AAAAAAH!

[ CLICK! ]

OH.

A DOOR!

[ SLURP! ]

DIJONNAISE.

OH!

OH, MY.

[ HEAVENLY NOTES PLAY ] OOH!

[ ZIP! ]

OH.

HEY! WAIT A MINUTE, MR. POSTMAN!

GIVE ME THAT!

IT'S NOT FOOD, IT'S MAIL.

WILL YA LOOK AT THAT?

HOW TIME FLIES. [ DOORBELL RINGS ]

I WONDER WHO THAT COULD BE.

HELLO? -YOUR MAIL.

OH, HEY, BELLY BAG! IT'S THAT SANDWICH I SENT YOU.

[ FLIES BUZZING ] EW! NO, THANKS!

RETURN TO SENDER.

[ WHIR! ]

[ SQUIRT! SQUIRT! ]

[ BUZZ! WHIR! WHIR! ]

[ BEEP! WHOOSH! ]

[ TING! ]

[ QUACKS ]

[ BEEPING ]

GOOD MORNIN'!

[ CRACK! ]

[ THEME MUSIC PLAYS ]

THAT WAS QUITE DELICIOUS.