Original subtitles

[ UP-TEMPO MUSIC PLAYS ] GOOD MORNING!

GOOD MORNING.

GOOD MORNING.

[ ROARS ]

GOOD MORNING.

GOOD MORNING!

♪♪

Woman: [ French accent ] FRANCOIS! TIME FOR DINNER!

[ French accent ] DOWN IN A MINUTE, MOTHER.

C'EST MAGNIFIQUE!

MY FALL FASHION LINE IS COMPLETE.

MWAH!

SOME DAY, I WILL BE A FAMOUS FASHION DESIGNER.

EH, BOY? [ WHIMPERS ]

♪♪

[ WHIFFLE! ]

[ CREAK! ]

[ TWINKLE! ]

SO, BOY, WHAT DO YOU THINK?

[ YELPS ] [ ZIP! ]

HOW AM I EVER GOING TO BE A FASHION DESIGNER

IF NO ONE LIKES MY TASTE?

[ CREEEEEAK, BOOM! ]

BON JOURMORNING.

[ GASPS ] UNCLE GRANDPAPA!

SO, THIS IS FRANCE, HUH?

A LOT BIGGER THAN I THOUGHT IT'D BE.

[ STRAINING ]

[ BOING! ]

SO, WHAT SEEMS TO BE THE PROBLEM, FRANCOIS?

I WANT TO BE THE WORLD'S GREATEST FASHION DESIGNER.

BUT NOBODY LIKES MY TASTE.

I LIKE YOUR TASTE. YOU DO?

NO.

BUT I KNOW I GUY

WHO'LL THINK YOUR TASTE IS OUT OF THIS WORLD.

REALLY? WHERE DO WE FIND THIS GUY?

OUT OF THIS WORLD. HOP IN.

SO, TIMMY, YOU EVER BEEN IN A SPACE HELICOPTER BEFORE?

UM...NO.

GOOD, NEITHER HAVE I.

[ POP! ]

LET'S GO!

[ BEEP ]

BETTER HOLD ON. THIS IS BABY'S GOT A LOT OF KICK.

[ BLAM! ]

[ FWOOSH! ]

C'EST INCROYABLE!

I NEVER KNEW SUCH A PLACE COULD EXIST.

INDEED, FRANCOIS.

THIS IS A WORLD OF WONDER AND HARMONY.

[ CHOMP! ]

[ CHOMP! ]

[ MUNCHING, SLURP! ]

[ SQUISH! ]

HEY, LARRY, WHAT'S UP?

[ POP! ] OH, HEAVENS.

IF IT ISN'T A RADIOACTIVE SOLAR FLARE,

IT'S A CONFOUNDED GEOMAGNETIC STORM

THAT'S DOING A NUMBER ON MY CILIA.

OH, WHAT'S AN INVERTEBRATE TO DO?

I CAN'T EVEN FIND A DECENT OUTFIT ON THIS UNRULY PLANET.

UNCLE GRANDPA, WHAT BRINGS YOU TO THIS NECK OF THE GALAXY?

LISTEN, I WANT YOU TO MEET A FRIEND OF MINE.

I REALLY DON'T THINK THIS IS A GOOD IDEA.

OH, NONSENSE.

LARRY'S GOT GREAT TASTE.

YOU'LL SEE.

LARRY, THIS IS FRANCOIS.

YOU'VE GOT TO CHECK OUT HIS FASHION DESIGNS.

WELL, DON'T JUST STAND THERE LIKE A BUMP ON AN ASTEROID.

DAZZLE ME, KID.

OKAY, BUT YOU ASKED FOR IT.

I CALL THIS PIECE "THORNY MALAISE."

OH, FABULOUS.

SO MACABRE!

YOU CALL IT WHATEVER YOU WANT, KID.

I SAY IT'S A LITTLE SLICE OF COUTURE HEAVEN.

HEY, YOU WERE RIGHT.

I GUESS SOME PEOPLE --

OR ALIENS ACTUALLY DO HAVE GOOD TASTE.

GWAH!

OH!

ABSOLUTELY DELICIOUS.

I TOLD YOU THERE'D BE SOMEONE WHO LIKED YOU CLOTHES.

C'EST TERRIBLE!

THIS WAS NOT WHAT I WAS HOPING FOR!

I WANTED HIM TO LIKE MY CLOTHES FOR THE LOOKS,

NOT FOR A LATE-NIGHT SNACK.

CAN WE PLEASE LEAVE?

THIS IS COMPLETELY HUMILIATING.

BUT I THOUGHT YOU WANTED SOMEBODY

TO APPRECIATE YOUR TASTE.

HE LIKES YOUR CLOTHES. ISN'T THAT WHAT YOU WANTED?

I WANT TO GO HOME!

Larry: OH, I AM SORRY, DARLINGS.

YOU'RE THE BEST CHEF I EVER HAD!

I'M NEVER LETTING YOU GO.

LET US FREE!

YOU CANNOT GET AWAY WITH THIS!

[ CHOMP! ]

I BELIEVE I JUST DID.

WELCOME TO YOUR NEW HOME, FASHION LACKEY.

[ LAUGHS ]

[ CREAK, SQUIRT! ]

ISN'T THIS GREAT, FRANCOIS?

YOUR DREAM OF BEING A FASHION DESIGNER

HAS FINALLY COME TRUE.

THIS ISN'T EXACTLY WHAT I WAS IMAGING.

[ SQUIRT, SQUIRT, SQUIRT! ]

SO MUCH FOR PURSUING MY INTERESTS.

[ MUNCHES ]

[ BELCHES ]

ALL RIGHT, ENOUGH LOLLYGAGGING.

DO YOU HAVE MY NEXT OUTFIT?

I'M JUST PUTTING THE FINISHING TOUCHES.

WELL, HURRY UP ALREADY. CAN'T YOU SEE I'M STARVING?

YEAH, FRANCOIS.

IT'S NOT GOOD TO MAKE YOUR CUSTOMERS WAIT.

SORRY, LARRY.

FRANCOIS IS STILL A NEWBIE TO THE FASHION GAME.

MMM, A FLAME-PRINT ONESIE.

I HEAR FLAMES ARE REALLY HOT THIS SEASON.

[ GULPS ]

[ BELCHES ] I LOVE A MEAL WITH SPICE.

WELL, DON'T JUST SIT THERE GATHERING SPACE DUST!

MAKE ME ANOTHER!

UH...SORRY.

IT LOOKS LIKE I'VE RUN ALL OUT OF FABRIC.

GOOD NEWS, FRANCOIS.

I FOUND A WHOLE BUNCH OF FABRIC THAT SOMEONE

APPARENTLY TRIED HIDE INSIDE THIS SHALLOW DITCH.

I WONDER WHO WOULD DO SUCH A THING.

OHHH!!

VOILà. NOW GET BACK TO WORK!

WHEW. THAT WAS A CLOSE ONE.

WITH FRIENDS LIKE YOU, WHO NEEDS THE ENEMIES?

[ SQUIRT! ]

♪♪

ANOTHER!

[ GULP! ] ANOTHER!

Both: ANOTHER!

ANOTHER!

WORK HARDER! WORK HARDER! WORK HARDER!

FOREVER!!

ISN'T THIS THE LIFE, FRANCOIS?

YOU GET TO LIVE YOUR DREAM OF BEING

A HIGH-END FASHION DESIGNER,

AND I GET TO LOUNGE AROUND DOING ABSOLUTELY NOTHING TO HELP.

I CAN'T WAIT TO TELL MY FRIENDS BACK HOME.

SAY, WHEN ARE WE GOING BACK HOME ANYWAY?

DON'T YOU GET IT?

WE ARE TRAPPED DOWN HERE FOREVER!

WE ARE NEVER GOING TO SEE OUR FRIENDS OR FAMILY AGAIN!

[ POINK, BANG! ]

FOREVER? WHY DIDN'T YOU SAY SOMETHING?

GET ME OUT OF HERE!

SOMEBODY HELP ME!

[ TOILET FLUSHES ] WHEW!

NOBODY GO IN THERE FOR AT LEAST HALF AN HOUR.

WHAT THE? WHY AREN'T YOU WORKING?

STOP LAZING AROUND AND MAKE ME AN OUTFIT.

CAN'T YOU SEE I HAVEN'T EATEN IN THE LAST 45 SECONDS?

NOW, I'M GONNA TURN AROUND AND COUNT TO 10,

AND WHEN I TURN BACK, THERE BETTER BE AN OUTFIT READY.

ONE, TWO, THREE...

DON'T WORRY. I'LL GET US OUT OF HERE

HMM, LET'S SEE.

WHAT CONVENIENT PLOT DEVICE

COULD SAVE US FROM THIS MESS?

PARDON ME, UNCLE GRANDPA.

JUST A REMINDER IT'S TIME FOR YOUR LUNCH BREAK.

ALL RIGHT, THANKS, UNCLE GRANDPA.

IT'S NEVER GOOD TO SKIMP ON

THE SECOND-MOST IMPORTANT MEAL OF THE DAY, YOU KNOW.

BELLY BAG, IF YOU'D KINDLY DO THE HONORS.

OKAY.

BLARGH!

HUH?

ALL RIGHT, HAND IT OVER, YOU SLUGS.

[ SQUISH! ]

WHAT IS THIS SLOP?

DISGUSTING! I WANT CLOTHES, NOT THAT GARBAGE.

AW, MAN, THAT WAS WAS MY SARDINE AND COTTAGE CHEESE SANDWICH.

NOW MAKE ME SOMETHING DECENT

BEFORE I MAKE YOU WISH YOU NEVER GOT OUT OF BED!

UGH, I NEED TO WASH MY MOUTH OUT WITH FLANNEL BRIEFS.

SO, HE DOESN'T LIKE THE TASTE OF FOOD, HUH?

THAT IS IT!

BELLY BAG, GIVE ME AS MUCH FOOD AS YOU CAN -- QUICKLY!

IF YOU SAY SO!

BLARGH!

WOW, YOU'RE GONNA EAT ALL THAT?

NO UNCLE GRANDPA-PA,

THIS IS OUR TICKET OFF THIS STINKING PLANET.

ALL RIGHT, WHERE'S MY OUTFIT?

LARRY!

JUST THE ALIEN WE'RE LOOKING FOR.

FRANCOIS STITCHED SOMETHING UP FOR YOU

THAT YOU'LL NEVER FORGET.

OOH, SOUNDS MOUTHWATERING!

YOU GOT THAT RIGHT.

OH, FRANCOIS.

DINNER, S'IL VOUS PLAIT.

♪♪

HOW DOES THIS WHET YOUR APPETITE?

NYAH! WHAT IS THAT?

FRANCOIS IS WEARING THE FIRST IN A NEW LINE

FOR THE UPCOMING SEASON.

A SWEATER FOR THE FASHIONISTA

WITH ONLY THE HIGHEST TASTE.

BON APPéTIT.

[ SPITS ]

GAAH! THOSE AREN'T CLOTHES!

YOU'RE RIGHT, THEY'RE NOT.

IT'S WHAT WE ON THE PLANET EARTH CALL "FOOD".

SPEAKING OF WHICH, FEAST YOUR WATERY EYES ON THIS.

[ SQUISH! ]

OH, I NEED TO TAKE A SHOWER STAT.

PLEASE STOP!

MAYBE WE SHOULD RAISE THE STEAKS.

I'VE SEEN ENOUGH. PLEASE, NO MORE!

BUT WE ARE JUST GETTING STARTED.

I KNOW. I'M ON A ROLL.

Together: COME ON, LARRY. YOU KNOW YOU WANT SOME, LARRY.

I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE!

OKAY, THAT'S IT.

YOU REALLY DID IT THIS TIME.

YOU MADE ME TAKE OUT... THE OSTRICH FEATHER!

GET OFF MY PLANET, YOU VULGAR BRUTES!

[ BANG! ]

[ THUD! ]

YOU SEE, FRANCOIS, EVERYTHING WORKED OUT IN THE END.

BUT EVERYONE STILL HATES MY TASTE.

OH, I AM HOPELESS.

SACRé BLUE!

IT'S CLOTHING MADE OUT OF FOOD!

WHAT A GREAT NEW FASHION TREND!

[ CROWD MURMURING ]

THEY...LIKE MY TASTE?

SO, THIS WAS YOUR PLAN ALL ALONG?

TO TAKE ME TO AN ALIEN PLANET TO BE HUMILIATED

SO I DISCOVER MY HIDDEN TALENT.

UH...YEAH... SURE, WHY NOT.

YOU GONNA EAT THAT? [ CHOMP! ]

MMM, NOW SHOW THEM WHAT YOU GOT KID.

♪♪

[ CROWD MURMURING ]

[ WHIFFLE! ]

[ SQUISH! FART! ]

UNCLE GRANDPA-PA, THEY LOVE ME!

UNCLE GRANDPA-PA?

MY WORK HERE IS DONE.

JUST PROMISE ME YOU'LL NEVER FORGET THE IMPORTANT MESSAGE

IN TODAY'S EPISODE OF UNCLE GRANDPA-PA.

AND THAT MESSAGE IS --

[ FWOOSH! ]

SO, WHAT DO YOU THINK?

MEH.

AW, OKAY.

[ CREAK ]

♪♪

[ TIRES SCREECHING, BANG! ]

BEACH, Y'ALL!

RIGHT BEHIND YOU!

[ LAUGHING ]

WAIT A SECOND, UNCLE GRANDPA.

WHY ARE YOU DRESSED IN THAT SPACE SUIT?

WE'RE AT THE BEACH.

AREN'T WE GOING TO THE MOON?

UNCLE GRANDPA BEACH SHORT, TAKE TWO.

[ BEEP ]

BEACH Y'ALL!

RIGHT BEHIND YOU!

[ LAUGHING ]

UNCLE GRANDPA, WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

UHHHH...

I THOUGHT WE WERE GOING TO THE MOON AGAIN.

UNCLE GRANDPA BEACH SHORT, TAKE THREE.

[ BEEP ]

NOW THAT'S MORE LIKE IT.

I KNOW, RIGHT?

WHOO!

NOBODY TELLS PIZZA STEVE HE CAN'T SKATEBOARD.

[ BEEP! ] WHOOOOO!

NO! WAIT A MINUTE!

AAAAH!!

[ Muffled ] YOU CAN'T DO THIS TO PIZZA STEVE!

WAIT! NO!

[ ENGINE TURNS OVER ] NOOOO!

POOR PIZZA STEVE.

YEAH, BEACH JAIL IS A COLD, DARK PLACE.

SO, WHERE DO YOU GUYS WANT TO SIT?

SOMEWHERE CLOSE TO THE WATER.

HOW ABOUT THIS SPOT? NAH. CLOSER.

HERE? CLOSER.

TOO CLOSE.

ICE CREAM.

[ BUZZING ]

FLYSCREAM.

[ BEEP ] BOOOO.

[ ROARS ]

[ ROARS ]

[ TIRES SCREECH ]

POOR GIANT REALISTIC FLYING TIGER.

YEAH.

[ BEEPING ]

POOR MAGIC R.V.

YEAH.

Announcer: AND NOW ITS TIME FOR "FLIP FLOPS WITH MR. GUS."

LIFE IS BETTER IN FLIP FLOPS.

IT SURE IS, MR. GUS.

YOU'VE BEEN WATCHING "FLIP FLOPS WITH MR. GUS."

THAT WAS QUITE DELICIOUS.