Original subtitles

THIS EPISODE SMELLS GREAT.

[ GOAT BLEATS ]

[ SQUEAKING AND CLATTERING ]

[ PANTING ]

UNCLE GRANDPA, WHY DIDN'T WE JUST TAKE THE RV?

OR RIDE GIANT REALISTIC FLYING TIGER FOR THIS?

IN TIMES LIKE THIS, THERE'S NO TIME FOR THINKING.

JUST MINDLESS ACTION.

QUICK! TAKE THE WHEEL!

THESE ARE HANDLEBARS! OHH!

RAH!

RAH RAH, RAH-RAH-RAH-RAH!

RAH!

RAH!

HERE WE GO AGAIN.

WHAT A WASTE.

[ CREATURE SHRIEKS ]

UH-OH! SEEM TO BE SURROUNDED BY...

[ CHUCKLES EVILLY ]

DUCKS! WELL, I GOT JUST THE THING FOR YOU.

A DOG BAZOOKA!

[ BEEPING ]

OH, YEAH!

PRETTY GOO--

[ SMACK! ]

[ BABBLING ]

UH, EXCUSE ME, SIR?

COULD YOU STOP YOUR SPACE WAGON, PLEASE?

[ SCREAMS, BABBLES ]

[ POP! ]

IN TIMES LIKE THIS, NO TIME FOR THINKING!

ONLY EXPLODING NOSES.

[ BEEP ]

[ GLASS SHATTERS ]

[ RAPID BEEPING ] UH-OH.

[ EXPLOSION ]

[ POP! CREAK! ]

HEY, WE'RE NEARLY AT THE CLOUD WIZARD'S CLOUD CASTLE!

MORE LIKE A CLOUD HUT.

HOPE WE'RE NOT TOO LATE TO SAVE LITTLE JIMMY.

[ BOTH GASP ]

[ GASPS ] UNCLE GRANDPA!

WHO? ME?

GET ME OUTTA HERE!

HEY! STOP WIGGLING. GOT TO GET MY BUTT COMFY.

OKAY, WE'VE GOT TO GET INSIDE THIS CLOUD HOUSE

AND GET THAT CLOUD WIZARD OFF LITTLE JIMMY'S HEAD

SO WE CAN PUT IT BACK WHERE IT BELONGS.

BUT HOW?

IN TIMES LIKE THIS,

THERE'S NO TIME FOR THINK--

I GUESS WE HAVE TO THINK OF SOMETHING.

♪♪

COME ON, UNCLE GRANDPA.

[ MUNCHING ] MMM.

DON'T KNOW WHY I DIDN'T THINK OF FIXING MY CHAIR

WITH A BOY'S HEAD SOONER.

THIS IS LIVING.

[ DOORBELL RINGS ]

WHO'S THERE?

UH, IT'S, UM, UM, -- IT'S, UH, THE DELIVERY PERSON!

WELL, I DIDN'T ORDER ANYTHING.

GO AWAY!

BUT...I HAVE AN IMPORTANT PACKAGE.

WHAT IS IT?

IT'S, UH...IMPROVISE!

I DON'T KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS.

NO! WAIT.

"DO NOT READ OUT LOUD.

THESE ARE SUGGESTIONS."

YOU SEEM TO BE CONFUSED! I WILL NOT ANSWER THE DOOR.

MY FAVORITE PROGRAM, "HOW MANY EGGS!?" IS ON.

AND THIS RUMPUS WILL REMAIN ON THIS CHUMPUS UNTIL IT IS OVER.

[ STRAINING ]

I GUESS WE NEED TO APPROACH THIS FROM A DIFFERENT ANGLE.

HMM.

HMM.

HMM.

NEARLY.

YES.

OH.

LET'S BE CLOUDS.

NOW, THISIS COMFORT.

[ LAUGHS ]

[ CLEARS THROAT ]

[ GASPS ] Uncle Grandpa!

YAY!

I'LL JUST USE THIS HERE TICKLE FINGER

TO TICKLE THE CLOUD WIZARD'S RUMPUS,

FORCING HIM TO RUSH TO THE BATHROOM

TO APPLY TICKLE CREAM TO THE AFFECTED AREA.

AND WHILE HE'S GONE,

WE'LL MAKE OUR GETAWAY WITH YOU, JIMMY.

[ LAUGHS ] GREAT PLAN.

OKAY, HERE GOES.

[ POP! ]

[ SQUEAKING ]

PFFT!

[ GLASS SHATTERS ]

[ LAUGHING ]

OH, STOP.

COME ON, GO TO THE BATHROOM!

[ LAUGHING ]

GOOD THING I [LAUGHS]

ALWAYS KEEP A TUBE OF TICKLE CREAM IN MY BEARD.

HUH?

OTHERWISE I MIGHT HAVE

HAD TO GET UP AND GO INTO THE BATHROOM,

WHERE MOST PEOPLE KEEP THEIR TICKLE CREAM.

OOH, YEAH! THAT'S BETTER.

[ SQUEAKING ]

THAT'S BETTER.

OKAY, OKAY, OKAY. I CAN THINK OF SOMETHING ELSE.

ALL I NEED IS MY IMAGINATION.

Joe: ALL YOU NEED IS CHICKEN!

CHICKEN IN YOUR BIG, HUNGRY, WET MOUTH!

I'M BIG NASTY JOE,

AND THIS IS MY BIG NASTY'S TASTY BUCKET O' CHICKEN!

MADE FROM REAL CHICKEN IN MY REAL KITCHEN!

IT'S DEFINITELY REAL!

MMM!

YEP, THAT'S WHAT I'D LIKE TO EAT RIGHT NOW.

EAT IT WITH MY MOUTH AND TEETH AND TURN IT INTO NUTRIENTS.

[ Cockney accent ] BY JOVE, I THINK I'VE GOT IT.

[ SNIFFS ]

OH, SOMETHING SMELLS QUITE DELIGHTFUL.

[ STRAINING ]

CAN'T REACH.

AAHH.

I THINK HE'S FALLING FOR IT.

HE'LL HAVE TO GET UP TO REACH US.

THEN WE'LL JUMP OUT AND MAKE GOOD WITH JIMBO'S HEAD.

YEAH!

Sweet release, please get up!

[ STRAINING ]

AAAH! CURSE MY CLOUD ARMS!

HANG ON A TOOT.

I'M A CLOUD WIZARD.

[ LAUGHS EVILLY ]

[ ZAPPING ]

[ BOTH SCREAMING ]

AHH.

DELICIOUS, WEIRD-LOOKING CHICKEN.

[ BOTH SCREAM ]

[ CRYING ] WAIT, WAIT, WAIT!

PLEASE DON'T EAT US, MR. CLOUD WIZARD, SIR.

WE AREN'T ACTUALLY CHICKENS.

WE WERE JUST TRYING TO HELP YOUNG JIMMY.

[ SOBBING ]

OH, IS THAT SO?

WELL, THEN, MAYBE I WON'T EAT YOU IF YOU WANT TO HELP JIMMY.

[ CHUCKLES ] YOU CAN HELP HIM ALL RIGHT.

HELP HIM BE MY CHAIR!

[ LAUGHS MANIACALLY ]

[ WHIMPERING ]

JIMMY, I'M SO SORRY ABOUT THIS.

WE'RE IN QUITE THE PICKLE.

[ STRAINS ] LET'S NOT GIVE UP HOPE YET, FELLAS.

HIS TV SHOW'S GOT TO END SOON.

Man: WE HOPE YOU LIKE EGGS

BECAUSE THIS SHOW WON'T END FOR ANOTHER 7,000 YEARS.

[ SLURPING ]

OH, WELL.

YOU GUYS KNOW ANY GOOD KNOCK-KNOCK JOKES?

UNCLE GRANDPA, WE CAN'T GIVE UP.

I-I CAN'T LIVE LIKE THIS!

WHO'S THERE?

CAN'T YOU GET US OUT OF THIS SITUATION?

I'M AFRAID I'VE DONE ALL I CAN, YOUNG JIMMY.

IT'S UP TO YOU NOW.

BUT HOW?

[ ALL GROANING ]

HOO! BOY, AM I GETTING FAT.

[ CHUCKLES ]

[ SLURPS ]

YOU'VE GOT TO CONCENTRATE.

CONCENTRATE?

I-IN 1620...

THE MAYFLOWER... LANDED AT PLYMOUTH ROCK!

[ ALL GASP ]

YOU'RE DOING IT, JIMMY!

KEEP GOING.

IN 1842,

MEXICAN GENERAL SANTA ANNA HAD AN ELABORATE STATE FUNERAL

FOR HIS AMPUTATED LEG!

BOY, THAT WAS A VERY INTERESTING FACT, JIMMY.

PRESIDENT GROVER CLEVELAND'S MUSTACHE WAS MADE OF FELT

AND SHREDDED HORSE HOOVES.

[ GASPS, GROWLS ]

-YEAH, YOU CAN DO IT! YEAH! -WAY TO GO, JIMMY!

STOP THAT! STOP THAT RIGHT NOW!

YOU'RE POOFING ALL MY STUFF!

UH, PRESIDENT ANDREW JOHNSON WAS A TRAINED TAILOR

AND ALWAYS MADE HIS OWN SUITS, EVEN AS PRESIDENT.

HUH. THAT'S PRETTY INTERESTING.

[ POOF! ] [ GASPS ]

WOODROW WILSON'S FACE IS ON THE $100,000 BILL.

AAAAHH!

[ BOOM! ]

I HOPE YOU LEARNED YOUR LESSON TODAY, LITTLE JIMMY.

[ POP! ]

REMEMBER TO KEEP YOUR HEAD OUT OF THE CLOUDS.

ESPECIALLY DURING ONE OF MRS. PINKERTON'S HISTORY TESTS.

[ ZIP! ]

ARE YOU DONE WITH YOUR TEST ALREADY, JIMMY?

I SURE AM, MISS PINKERTON.

HMM.

ACCEPTABLE.

YES!

THANKS, UNCLE GRANDPA!

RAH RAH. RAH RAH RAH!

RAAAHH!

Man: "NEW EXPERIENCES WITH BEARY NICE..."

THAT'S ME!

"...AND HOT DOG PERSON."

[ Deep voice ] THAT'S ME.

OUR BEARY FIRST TIME WORKING OUT.

ARE YOU READY TO GET RIPPED, HOT DOG PERSON?

I DON'T KNOW, BEARY. GETTING RIPPED SOUNDS PAINFUL.

YOU'LL DO AS I DO, AND YOU'LL LIKE IT.

[ SLAM! ]

[ BOING! BOING! ]

SILLY HOT DOG PERSON.

THIS IS MYWORKOUT ZONE.

Your workout zone is over there.

[ GASPS ]

LITTLE TIMMY, COULD YOU HELP OUT MY FRIEND?

[ GRUNTS, GROANS ]

GET YOUR SWEAT ON!

[ DANCE MUSIC PLAYS ]

[ SCREAMS ]

FEEL THE BURN!

[ WHIMPERS ]

SHAKE IT, BABY!

[ SCREAMS ]

GET STACKED!

[ SCREAMING ]

[ GRUNTING ]

PHEW!

THAT'S ENOUGH.

[ WHIMPERING ]

[ SCREAMS ]

WHY DOES THIS MACHINE EXIST?

[ SCREAMS ]

[ PANTING ]

[ SCREAMS ]

[ PANTING ]

[ SCREAMING ]

AHH, NOTHING LIKE RELAXING AFTER WORKING OUT.

SO, HOT DOG PERSON, HOW WAS YOUR BEARY FIRST WORKOUT?

[ STRAINING ]

AWESOME!

♪♪

THAT WAS QUITE DELICIOUS.