Original subtitles

[ UP-TEMPO MUSIC PLAYS ] GOOD MORNING!

GOOD MORNING.

GOOD MORNING.

[ ROARS ]

GOOD MORNING.

GOOD MORNING!

MAN, YOU GUYS.

I JUST REALIZED SOMETHING FIVE MINUTES AGO.

WE ARE PROBABLY THE MOST AWESOMEST PEOPLE ON THIS PLANET.

TIGER'S AWESOME.

PIZZA STEVE'S AWESOME.

MR. GUS IS AWESOME.

BELLY BAG IS AWESOME.

I'MAWESOME.I'MAWESOME.

EVERYONE IS AWESOME!

EXCEPT FOR COOPER.

THAT'S RIGHT, COOPER.

I KNOW YOU'RE OUT THERE.

AND I SAW WHAT YOU DID LAST NIGHT.

SO, I WAS THINKING -- TO CELEBRATE OUR AWESOMENESS,

WE SHOULD SHOW OFF OUR AWESOMENESS

TO OUR AWESOME SELVES.

PIZZA STEVE, YOU'RE PROBABLY

THE MOST AWESOME OUT OF ALL OF US.

SO WHY DON'T YOU DO A SUPER-COOL AWESOME STUNT

ON THAT AWESOME STUNT-JUMP THING OVER THERE?

NOWWE'RE TALKIN'.

KA-CHAW!

YOU BROS BETTER GRAB A GOOD SEAT,

BECAUSE THIS IS GONNA BE PIZZA STEEEEVE'S BEST STUNT YET.

GOOD THINKING, LITTLE P.

NO WAY IN MY LIFE

WOULD I WANT TO MISS A PINNACLE EVENT LIKE THIS.

[ ROARS ]

AND LUCKY FOR YOU GUYS,

I'LL BE ABLE TO PULL IT OFF WITH EASE.

I'M IN THE BEST SHAPE OF MY LIFE.

YEAH!

I'M THE BEST!

YEAAAAAAH!

-WHOA! -OOH! -[ ROARS ]

I DEDICATE THIS DEATH-DEFYING JUMP

TO MY AWESOME PALS

AND EVERYONE WATCHING FROM HOME.

WAIT! NUH-UH!

EVERYONE EXCEPT FOR COOPER!

DON'T EVEN THINK ABOUT IT, COOPER.

[ ENGINE REVS, TIRES SCREECHING ]

WHOA! OH, MY GOSH! HOLY MOLY!

NO WAY!

THAT WAS BEYOND AWESOME!

YEAH.

I KNEW THAT WAS GONNA... [ BLOWS ]

...BLOW YOU GUYS AWAY.

TOTALLY!

HEY, MR. GUS, IT'S YOUR TURN

TO DO SOMETHING AWESOME FOR US.

JUST WHEN I THOUGHT THIS EPISODE COULDN'T GET ANY CRAZIER,

MR. GUS DECIDES TO BOX A GIANT MAN-EATING GORILLA APE PERSON.

[ SNARLS ]

I THINK YOU ALL AT HOME ARE GONNA BE KNOCKED OUT

BY THIS AWESOME ONCE-IN-A-LIFETIME FIGHT.

WAIT!

THOUGHT YOU WERE GONNA SEE THIS AWESOME FIGHT, HUH, COOPER?

THINK AGAIN!

[ GRUNTS ]

[ BELL DINGS ]

[ PUNCHES LANDING ]

[ CHEERING ]

-LOOK OUT! -HIT HIM IN THE BODY!

BODY SHOT! HIT THE BODY!

[ BELL DINGS ]

I DON'T KNOW HOW YOU K.O.'d THAT CHUMP CHIMP,

BUT IT WAS TIGHT!

AW, THANKS, GUYS. IT WAS NOTHING.

[ CHUCKLES ]

COOL.

SPEAKING OF COOL,

HOW ABOUT YOU SHOW US THAT RAZZLE-DAZZLE RAINBOW LIGHT SHOW

YOU'VE BEEN WORKING ON, TIGER?

THIS IS GONNA BE ONE ILLUMINATING EXPERIENCE.

HIT ME WITH IT, TIGER GIRL.

[ ROARS ]

TIME TO SHOW EVERYONE THE MAGIC OF THE LIGHT SPECTRUM.

[ ROARS ]

THAT'S RIGHT, MR. GUS.

WAIT!

EVERYONE EXCEPT FOR COOPER.

THOUGHT YOU WERE GONNA SNEAK A PEEK, HUH?

FAT CHANCE! [ CLANK ]

WHOA! -THAT'S RUDE OF YOU, DUDE!

-DANG! -LOOK AT IT SHIMMER AND SHINE!

[ ROARS ]

WOW, TIGER.

YOU REALLY OUTDID YOURSELF.

COLOR ME IMPRESSED.

I DON'T SAY THIS OFTEN, BUT...

[ MUFFLED SPEAKING ]

AND THAT'S WHY YOU'RE MY FAVORITE REALISTIC FELINE.

[ ROARS ]

AND NOW IT'S MYTURN

TO SHOW EVERYONE MYAWESOME STUNT.

EVERYONE EXCEPT FOR COOPER.

YOU LITTLE PUNK!

UNCLE GRANDPA, I DON'T GET IT.

WHO IS COOPER, AND WHY DO YOU KEEP EXCLUDING HIM

FROM ALL THE AWESOME STUFF IN THIS EPISODE?

OH -- YOU DON'T HAVE EYES,

SO YOU DIDN'T SEE THE ATROCITIES COOPER COMMITTED EARLIER.

COOPER DID SOMETHING LAST NIGHT THAT WAS SO HORRIFIC,

IT DISGUSTS ME TO EVEN TALK ABOUT.

TAKE A WHIFF OF THAT DINNER PLATE, BELLY BAG.

[ SNIFFING ]

GEE, IT SMELLS LIKE

SPINACH, CAULIFLOWER, CARROTS, BEETS,

AND OTHER DELICIOUS VEGETABLES.

THAT'S RIGHT -- THE SAME EXACT DELICIOUS VEGETABLES

THAT COOPER DIDN'T EAT LAST NIGHT.

WHAT'S THE DEAL, COOPER?!

ANYONE WHO DOESN'T EAT THEIR VEGETABLES

ISN'T WORTHY OF WATCHING US DO AWESOME STUFF.

All: YEAH!

COME ON, GUYS, LET'S DIG INTO THESE TASTY TREATS

GROWN FROM THE EARTH'S SOIL

AND SHOW COOPER WHAT HE'S MISSING.

NOW, GET A LOAD OF THIS SPINACH.

VIBRANT GREEN AND CHOCK-FULL OF NUTRIENTS AND FLAVOR.

[ MUNCHING ]

-MMM! CAULIFLOWER! -MMM! BEETS!

[ MUFFLED MOANING ]

MM...

UGH!

YEUGGGH.

[ ALL GROANING ]

[ ROARS ]

OH, MAN! COOPER WAS RIGHT!

VEGETABLES ARE DISGUSTING!

FROM NOW ON, I HEREBY DECREE

THE EXPULSION OF ALL VEGETABLES FROM THIS HERE R.V.!

GOOD RIDDANCE!

AND DON'T EVEN THINK ABOUT COMING BACK!

WELL, NOW THAT THAT'S TAKEN CARE OF,

WHO WANTS TO GO GET SOME REALFOOD?

AS IN FRIED CHICKEN, ICE CREAM, BACON CHEESEBURGERS,

DEEP-FRIED DOUGHNUTS, AND FUDGE CAKE?

-YEAH! -[ ROARS ]

COOPER, YOU JUST MADE THIS EPISODE A WHOLE LOT BETTER.

[ FLIES BUZZING ]

MAN, I WAS WRONG ABOUT YOU, COOPER.

YOU'VE GOT THE RIGHT IDEA ABOUT VEGETABLES.

WHO NEEDS THEM?

[ GULPS ]

AM I RIGHT, YOU GUYS?

[ BELCHES ] YEAH.

I FEEL ROBUST.

[ WHEEZING ]

THANK YOU [GASPS] COOPER.

HOW ABOUT YOU, GIANT REALISTIC FLYING TIGER?

[ YOWLS, HISSES ]

YOU SEE THAT?

IT'S UNANIMOUS.

COOPER, I'M GOING TO DEDICATE THIS NEXT PORK RIND TO YOU.

WAIT, PIZZA STEVE!

WE OWE HIM MUCH MORE THAN THAT!

AFTER ALL COOPER'S DONE FOR US,

YOU'VE GOT TO DO YOUR SPEED CYCLE STUNT AGAIN.

WE OWE IT TO HIM.

WE OWE IT TO YOU, COOPER.

[ ENGINE REVS ]

COOPER, BUDDY, THIS ONE'S FOR YOU!

YOU.

YOU!

-[ MEOWS ] -GO, PIZZA STEVE!

COOPER'S GONNA LOVE THIS!

[ TIRES SQUEAL ] WHOO!

OH, NO!

WE GOT TO HELP HIM, YOU GUYS!

[ GROANING ]

DO IT FOR COOPER!

I DON'T THINK WE CAN DO IT.

SO TIRED.

[ CRACK ]

[ SCREAMS ]

[ CRASH ]

[ GROANING ]

THANKS A LOT FOR YOUR HELP, MR. GUS.

I GUESS YOU WANTCOOPER TO BE SAD.

[ GROANS ] I-I-I JUST WANT A SALAD.

[ ALL WHEEZING, GROANING ]

AHA!

SO, I GUESS THEY AIN'T TOO GOOD FOR US VEGETABLES NOW,

ARE THEY, BOYS?

OH, NO!

IT'S COOPER'S VEGETABLES!

AND THEY DON'T LOOK HAPPY.

SO, COOPER, YOU THINK YOU'RE BETTER THAN US, HUH?

YOU THINK YOU CAN KICK US OUT WITHOUT GETTING KICKED BACK?

WELL, YOU AND YOUR FRIENDS GOT ANOTHER THINK COMING.

CHECK IT OUT.

SO, I GUESS YOU SUDDENLY CARE FOR US CARROTS, HUH?

HOW DO YOU FEEL ABOUT BEETS?

AS IN "BEETDOWN"!

[ LAUGHING ]

DID SOMEBODY CALL A FLOWER? [cauliflower]

[ LAUGHING EVILLY ]

[ SCREAMS ]

WAIT. WHAT?

I DON'T GET IT.

NO, NO, SEE, I'M A CAULIFLOWER,

SO WHAT I WAS TRYING TO SAY WAS --

SQUASH!

[ Strained ] SEE?

THAT ONE, I TOTALLY UNDERSTOOD.

HOW ABOUT A LITTLE SPRITZ?!

[ EVIL LAUGHTER ]

HEY, THERE, WHY DON'T YOU GIVE "PEAS" A CHANCE? [peace]

SOUNDS "RAD-ISH" TO ME!

[ EVIL LAUGHTER ]

OH, NO! WE'VE GOT TO DO SOMETHING!

[ GASPS ]

COOPER! IT'S YOUR SPINACH!

THAT'S RIGHT, AND YOU WANT TO KNOW

WHY THEY CALL ME "SPIN-ACH?"

WHOA! [ GROANING ]

COOPER! I CAN'T TAKE MUCH MORE OF THIS!

IF I HEAR ANOTHER TERRIBLE VEGETABLE PUN, I'M FINISHED!

YOU GOT TO DO SOMETHING!

[ LAUGHING EVILLY ]

"COOPER, YOU GOT TO DO SOMETHING!"

[ MOCK-CRYING ]

[ CHOMP ] HUH? WHA?!

YOU'RE DOING IT, COOPER! YOU'RE EATING YOUR VEGETABLES!

WHAT'S GOING ON HERE?!

HEY, COOPER, WE WAS JUST "HORSERADISHing" AROUND.

PLEASE -- "LETTUCE" GO. [let us]

[ LAUGHS ] I GOT A MILLION OF 'EM.

[ EVIL LAUGHTER ]

ALL RIGHT, COOPER! KEEP GOING!

YEAH! YEAH! YEAH, YEAH, YEAH, YEAH, YEAH!

[ CHOMPING ]

NICE ONE, COOP!

[ CHOMPING ]

AAGH!

MMM!

THANKS FOR SAVING ME SOME, COOPER.

I NEEDED THAT.

BOY, OH, BOY!

I CAN'T WAIT TO EAT UP ALL MY VEGGIES!

I KNOW I'MEXCITED.

[ ROARS ]

OKAY, I'M GOING IN.

I CAN'T WAIT TO EAT UP ALL MY VEGGIES!

PLEASE PASS THE MELTED CHEESE.

AH, NOTHING LIKE FRESH VEGETABLES, RIGHT, COOPER?

[ CHOMPING ]

[ MUFFLED MOANING ]

AND NOW...

OH, HELLO.

TODAY, WE WILL BE LOOKING AT

A PROMINENT FIGURE IN 19th CENTURY EUROPE

WHO WAS NOT ONLY KNOWN FOR HIS MILITARY EXPERTISE,

BUT ALSO HIS INFLUENTIAL PROGRESS

IN EXTINGUISHING THE OPPRESSIONS OF THE FEUDAL ERA.

NAPOLEON BONAPARTE

WAS A FIERY YOUNG CORSICAN WITH GREAT AMBITION.

BUT MANY DON'T REALIZE

THAT HIS PART IN THE FRENCH REVOLUTION

MIGHT NOT HAVE BEEN POSSIBLE

IF IT WEREN'T FOR A PECULIAR MOMENT IN HISTORY.

[ French accent ] THIS IS HORRIBLé!

IF I CANNOT MOUNT MY GIANT NAG,

HOW WILL I BE ABLE TO LEAD MY ARMIES TO VICTORY?!

IF ONLY I COULD CONTACT MY ASSOCIATES.

THEY COULD HELP ME.

NOW, WHERE DID I PUT THAT CARRIER PIGEON?

Mr. Gus: EXCUSE ME, MONSIEUR.

PERHAPS ICOULD BE OF SOME ASSISTANCE?

YOU?!

WHAT COULD A LOWLY CHASSEURLIKE YOU

POSSIBLY DO TO HELP MOI?

[ GASPING ]

THAT IS IT!

LET LE RéVOLUTIONBEGIN!

Mr. Gus: AND WITH HIS REINS IN HAND,

HIS REIGN OF FRANCE SOON BECAME A REALITY.

SO REMEMBER -- SOMETIMES IN ORDER TO OVERCOME ADVERSITY,

YOU HAVE TO STEP UPTO THE CHALLENGE.

[ GRUNTS ]

AND THAT CONCLUDES THIS EDITION OF...

[ THEME MUSIC PLAYS ]