Original subtitles

[ UP-TEMPO MUSIC PLAYS ] GOOD MORNING!

GOOD MORNING.

GOOD MORNING.

[ ROARS ]

GOOD MORNING.

GOOD MORNING!

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-DUDE! -SPRING BREAK!

-THAT'S AWESOME! -YES, SPRING BREAK!

-WHOO! -YEAH!

-SPRING BREAK! -WHOO!

[ INDISTINCT SHOUTING ]

SPRING BREAK!

YO, BELLY BAG, YOU READY FOR SPRING BREAK OR WHAT, DAWG?

I CAN'T WAIT TO WORK ON MY TAN

AND MEET SOME BEAUTIFUL BEACH BAGS BY THE SEA!

WHOO! SPRING BREAK!

WANT TO CHECK OUT MY SICK ABS, MR. GUS?

WHAT ABS?

THESE ABS, BABY.

YEAH, THAT'S SICK, ALL RIGHT.

PIZZ-OW STEVE!

READY TO CHILL AT THE BEACH OR WHAT, PLAYA?

YOU KNOW IT, UNCLE G.

I ALREADY ENROLLED MYSELF

IN THE "KING OF THE BEACH" COMPETITION, TOO.

JUST GOT TO GET MY SHADE GAME ON POINT FIRST.

WHAT DO YOU THINK LOOKS COOLER --

ANGLED TO THE RIGHT OR MORE OF A LOWERED TILT?

'CAUSE I'M SORT OF FEELING THE DROOPY SLIP LOOK.

I LIKE THEM ALL, PIZZA STEVE.

OH, WHO CARES.

GET READY, SPRING BREAK,

'CAUSE HERE COMES THE KING OF THE BEACH!

OW!

[ WARBLE! ] OW!

[ SLOOP! ]

OH, SORRY, PIZZA STEVE.

I FORGOT TO MENTION -- I INSTALLED A SLIDING GLASS DOOR

TO KEEP ALL THE FLIES OFF MY DELICIOUS BEACH MEAT.

UGH, WHATEVER.

ANYWAY, WHERE WAS I?

OH, RIGHT -- PAR-TAY!

HUH? WHY IS THERE AN INCONSISTENCY IN MY TINT?

[ GASPS ] OH, NO!

THESE WERE MY LAST PAIR OF COOL-DUDE SHADES!

I CAN'T WIN THE "KING OF THE BEACH" COMPETITION

WITH A CRACK IN MY SUNGLASSES!

YOU KNOW WHAT?

I THINK I HAVE AN EXTRA PAIR

OF COOL-DUDE SHADES IN THE GLOVE COMPARTMENT.

REALLY? YES!

JUST MAKE SURE NOT TO GRAB THE PAIR THAT'S CURSED.

EVERYTHING ALWAYS WORKS OUT FOR PIZZA STEVE.

[ VOCALIZING ] [ BAT CHITTERS ]

Skull Lord: WHO STEPS FORWARD?

UM, PIZZA STEVE?

THOSE WHO SEEK TO SHIELD THEIR EYES

MUST CHOOSE FROM PERCEPTIONS OF PLEASURE OR VISIONS OF TRUTH.

THE CHOICE MUST BE WISE, FOR YOU MAY REGRET.

OKAY, OKAY, SPARE ME THE RHYMES, WEIRDO.

GIVE ME THAT COOL ONE RIGHT THERE.

[ WARBLING ]

WICKED SHADES!

WHOOP-DE-WHOOP-WHOOP!

SPRING BREAK!

SPRING BREAK!

I LOVE TO PARTY.

[ POOF! ZAP! ]

WHOO, YEAH!

DO I LOOK AS COOL AS I FEEL?

OH, YOU'RE JUST THE COOLEST, PIZZA STEVE!

YO, WHERE DID YOU GET THOSE?

HUH? I SAID, WHERE DID YOU GET THOSE?

[ SCREAMS ] DEMON!

PIZZA STEVE, WHAT EVER IS THE MATTER?

-UH... -YOU OKAY, BUDDY?

UH... [ WARBLE! ]

UH, YEAH, I'M FINE.

I JUST NEED TO CHECK SOMETHING.

MM-HMM.

OH.

OH, MY GOSH! IS THAT PIZZA STEVE?

OH, MY GOSH, IT IS PIZZA STEVE!

ARE THOSE NEW GLASSES?

WHOA, THEY'RE COOL.

SO UH, ANYWAY, COULD YOU SIGN THIS?

MAKE IT OUT TO MONSTRO.

NO, NO, NO, NO, NO. EVIL, EVIL, EVIL.

BAD! DEFINITELY CURSED GLASSES.

AW, IT'S JUST SOME ORDINARY TALKING SLICE OF PIZZA.

GROSS. GUESS I'LL JUST GO EAT WORMS.

YO, CHECK IT OUT, EVERYONE -- A REGULAR SLICE OF BORING PIZZA.

[ LAUGHTER ]

HEY, EVERYONE, DON'T WORRY IT'S ME -- PIZZA STEVE.

[ SCREAMS ]

[ LAUGHTER, CHEERING ]

[ SCREAMS ]

[ SIGHS ]

Man: SUN GLASSES-A.

ONLY FOR-A THE COOLEST-A BEACH GUYS-A.

SUN-GLASSES-A.

UH, EXCUSE ME, ONE PAIR OF YOUR FINEST SHADES, PLEASE.

WHAT'S THIS-A?

I DON'T SERVE A BORING-A PIECE OF PIZZA PIE!

CAPICHE-A? RUN ALONG.

[ SIGHS ]

OH, UH, UH, PIZZA STEVE-A.

I'M-A SO SORRY-A.

HERE-A, I GIVE-A YOU MY FINEST SUNGLASS FOR ONLY A DOLLAR!

HUH, YOU WERE ACTUALLY SCARIER BEFORE.

JUST LET ME GET A DOLLAR FROM MY WALLET.

[ HISSING ] [ SCREAMS ]

GET AWAY, WORMY WORMS!

I HAVE TO ESCAPE THIS NIGHTMARE.

I'M JUST GONNA HIDE IN THE RV TILL IT'S ALL OVER.

[ GROANS ]

HEY, PIZZA STEVE, IT'S OKAY

TO BE NERVOUS IN SOCIAL SITUATIONS.

I GET NERVOUS SOMETIMES, TOO.

NOW I KNOW WHAT YOU'RE THINKING --

MANY PEOPLE WOULD FIND THAT HARD TO BELIEVE,

BECAUSE I'M ALWAYS THE LIFE OF THE PARTY.

SO HOW'S ABOUT I JOIN YOU IN THE RV

FOR A NICE ROUND OF VIDEO GAMES?

NO WAY!

GET AWAY FROM ME, YOU FREAK.

[ SCREAMS ]

[ SIGHS ] GUESS I'LL GO EAT WORMS.

AND THAT'S HOW WE TIDE POOL.

[ SOBBING ]

WHY?!

WELL, IF IT ISN'T THE "KING OF THE BEACH!"

-HUH? -YOU HEARD ME.

[ GRUNTS ]

IT'S TIME FOR THE "KING OF THE BEACH" COMPETITION,

OF COURSE. -NO, NO, I CAN'T!

[ CHUCKLES ] OH, PIZZA STEVE, YOU'RE SO HUMBLE

AND SCARED, FOR SOME REASON.

YO, YO, YO, IT'S TIME, LADIES AND GENTLEMAN,

FOR OUR ANNUAL "KING OF THE BEACH" COMPETITION.

LET'S HEAR IT FOR OUR AWESOME CONTESTANTS.

YO! [ CHEERING ]

WHAT AM I GONNA DO?!

IF I TAKE OFF THESE GLASSES, I'LL BE HUMILIATED.

BUT, IF I KEEP THEM ON,

I'LL LOSE THE COMPETITION ANDBE HUMILIATED.

OH, GOLLY GOLLY GOSH.

WHAT DO I -- WAIT, THAT'S IT!

I KNOW WHAT I'VE GOT TO DO.

OH, YEAH, IT'S SO OBVIOUS.

Man: HEY, MR. STEVE, SIR?

IT'S A REAL HONOR TO BE COMPETING WITH YOU.

YOU'LL NEVER TAKE ME ALIVE, YOU GOBLINS FROM HECK!

OH, YO, LADIES AND GENTS.

PIZZA STEVE IS GETTING A HEAD START ON HIS SAND CASTLE,

SAND CASTLE BUILDING BEING THE FIRST

AND ONLY STAGE OF THIS COMPETITION.

OH, THEY WON'T BE ABLE TO GET ME IN HERE.

IT LOOKS LIKE THE OTHER CONTESTANTS ARE HAVING TROUBLE.

YO, LOOK AT THAT LITTLE PIZZA GO.

HE IS DETERMINED, Y'ALL.

WHOO! OH, MY, YO.

IT'S TAKEN A LONG TIME BUT I THINK WE MAY HAVE A WINNER, YO.

NO NEED TO LOOK AT THE OTHER CONTESTANT'S WORK.

SEEMS LIKE THERE'S A LITTLE DOOR HERE, YO.

I'M GOING IN, FOLKS.

I'M CRAWLING DOWN QUITE A LONG TUNNEL.

THIS IS VERY COOL, YO.

I SHALL TRY TO DESCRIBE TO Y'ALL THE INTRICACY

AND THE CRAFTSMANSHIP OF PIZZA STEVE'S CASTLE.

SO YOU'VE TAKEN THE BAIT.

KEEP CRAWLING ALONG, YOU LITTLE CREEPER.

SEE WHERE YOU END UP.

THIS ANNOUNCER IS TRULY HUMBLED

BY THE DEDICATION ON DISPLAY DOWN HERE.

PIZZA STEVE IS AN ARTIST AND AN INSPIRATION.

[ SNIFFLING ] CRYING, YO.

I'LL CONTINUE DOWN THIS SMALL TUNNEL.

OH, HUH, YO.

IT'S GETTING MAD TIGHT, YO.

ALSO GETTING HARD TO BREATHE.

WAIT, I THINK I SEE AN OPENING.

[ GRUNTS ] YO, PIZZA STEVE.

I THINK I'M STUCK, YO. HEY, WHAT ARE YOU --

DEMON! [ DING! ]

[ POOF! ]

[ ALL GASP ]

[ TING! ] I LOVE TO PARTY!

[ CHEERING ]

All: [ Chanting ] KING OF THE BEACH!

KING OF THE BEACH!

SO, PIZZA STEVE, DID YOU HAVE A GOOD TIME AT SPRING BREAK?

YOU KNOW, UNCLE G,

I THINK I MIGHT BE TOO COOL FOR SPRING BREAK.

THESE KIDS TODAY CAN'T HANDLE MY COOL.

[ SCREAMS ] PLEASE!

I'M TELLING YOU, I SAW GOBLINS, YO.

WAIT, THERE THEY ARE.

KEEP THEM AWAY FROM ME!

[ SCREAMS ]

GOBLIN! STAY BACK, BEASTS!

[ SCOFFS ] WHAT A WEIRDO.

[ STRETCH! CHOMP! ]

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WHOA, A FLYER FOR ONE FREE DANCE LESSON.

I LOVE DANCING -- ESPECIALLY WHEN IT'S FREE.

BUT I BETTER HURRY IF I WANT TO LEARN

HOW TO DANCE BY THE END OF THE DAY.

[ GRUNTING ]

HEY, PIZZA STEVE, WANT TO GET A FREE DANCE LESSON WITH ME?

SURE, BUT ONLY IF I'MDRIVING.

HOP IN.

[ GRUNTS ] ALL RIGHT!

LET'S SEE WHAT THIS BABY'S GOT.

[ SPUTTERING ]

PIZZA STEVE, LOOK OUT FOR THOSE GNOMES!

[ SCREAMING ]

SORRY, GNOMES.

HI, GIANT REALISTIC FLYING TIGER.

HI, MR. GUS.

PIZZA STEVE AND I ARE GONNA GET FREE DANCE LESSONS.

CARE TO JOIN?

WISH I COULD, UNCLE GRANDPA, BUT I'VE GOT

A VERY IMPORTANT DATE WITH A DELICIOUS HAMBURGER.

OKAY, YOU GUYS HAVE A GOOD ONE.

WEEEE! RAINBOWS ARE SLIPPERY.

[ CHOMPING ]

[ CRASH ]

[ EXPLOSION ]

[ SPLASH ]

[ POP! SLOOP! ]

NOT SURE IF THIS IS THE WAY TO THE DANCE STUDIO.

[ POP! ]

[ SPLASH ]

[ GASPS ]

[ CHIRPING ]

[ POP! ]

GOO-GOO-GA-GA! [ LAUGHS EVILLY ]

[ ELECTRICITY CRACKLES ] [ EXPLOSION ]

[ SCREECHES ]

[ GRUNTING ]

[ ROARS, CHOMPS ]

[ EXPLOSION ]

[ WARBLING, ZAPPING ]

[ EXPLOSION ]

[ POP! ]

OOH, I THINK WE'RE ALMOST THERE.

[ POP! POP! ]

[ GROANS ]

[ CRASHING ]

[ CRACK! ]

[ TIRES SCREECH ]

[ GROANS ]

[ SPLAT! ] IT'S CLOSED!

BUT I WANTED A FREE DANCE LESSON.

LET ME SEE THAT FLYER FOR A SEC.

THIS DOESN'T SAY, "ONE FREE DANCE LESSON."

THIS HERE FLYER SAYS, "ONE FREE RANCH DRESSING...

FOR YOUR SALAD."

YOU MEAN TO TELL ME WE WENT THROUGH ALL THAT

JUST 'CAUSE I MISREAD A FLYER?

YEP.

I GUESS I LEARNED A VALUABLE LESSON.

WHAT'S THAT?

IN ORDER TO SUCCEED, YOU MUST LEARN HOW TO READ.

[ SOFT MUSIC PLAYS ]

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THAT WAS QUITE DELICIOUS.

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