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[ UP-TEMPO MUSIC PLAYS ] GOOD MORNING!

GOOD MORNING.

GOOD MORNING.

[ ROARS ]

GOOD MORNING.

GOOD MORNING!

GRRR!

LET'S SEE WHAT NEWS STORY IS GONNA SET ME OFF TODAY!

[ CHARLIE BURGERS HOWLS ]

Charlie: BARK. BARK.

[ GROANS ]

IT'S THAT NO GOOD, NOISY DOG AGAIN.

[ HOWLS ]

BARK!

GRRR.

HOW'S A GUY SUPPOSED TO GRUMBLE AT THE NEWS

WITH ALL THAT COMMOTION?!

BARK!

AAAARRRR!

THAT TEARS IT!

[ HOWLS ]

[ SNARLS ]

STUPID FLEAS.

WHY DON'T YOU GO BOTHER SOMEONE ELSE?

[ HOWLS ]

HEY, FLEA BAG!

IF YOU DON'T STOP ALL THAT BARKING AND HOWLING,

I'M CALLING ANIMAL CONTROL!

AND BY ANIMAL CONTROL, I MEAN, MY YARD!

THAT'S NOT NECESSARY.

I'LL -- I'LL STOP THE --

[ RESTRAINED GROWL ]

[ CRASH ]

GOOD MORNING, CHARLIE BURGERS.

OR AS THEY SAY IN YOUR NATIVE TONGUE --

[ HOWLS ]

BARK, BARK, BARK -- SHHH!

HEY! I TOOK AN ENTIRE ONLINE LANGUAGE COURSE

JUST TO LEARN THAT.

I THOUGHT YOU OF ANYBODY WOULD APPRECIATE IT.

OH, I DO, UNCLE GRANDPA.

BUT IF ANGRY MAN JOHNSON HEARS ANY MORE BARKING OR HOWLING,

HE'S GONNA BURY ME IN HIS DOG GRAVEYARD.

[ SNARLING ]

YIKES!

YEAH, MY NOISE LEVELS USUALLY AREN'T A PROBLEM.

BUT THESE DARN FLEAS KEEP MAKING ME --

[ SNARLS ]

[ HOWLS ]

SEE WHAT I MEAN?

FLEAS, HUH?

MR. GUS HAD A SWEATER MADE OF FLEAS ONCE,

BUT HE NEVER HAD THIS ISSUE.

I THINK YOU MEAN A FLEECE SWEATER.

YEAH, I JUST SAID THAT.

NOW LET ME HAVE A LOOK-SEE AT THESE FLEAS.

[ STRAINING ]

[ POP ]

YOU SEEING ANYTHING?

NO. THEY'RE TOO SMALL FOR THE HUMAN EYE.

BUT I KNOW HOW TO GET THOSE FLEAS.

UNCLE GRANDPA, I HOPE YOU'RE NOT THINKING ABOUT

SHRINKING THE RV DOWN TO FLEA SIZE AGAIN.

YEAH, LAST TIME YOU TRIED THAT,

WE ALMOST DESTROYED THE PLANET.

NO, NO, I LEARNED MY LESSON WITH THAT.

I WAS JUST GONNA USE MY TELESCOPE TO SEE THEM BETTER.

BELLY BAG, WILL YOU DO ME THE HONORS?

SURE. HERE YOU GO.

THANKS, BUDDY.

MY TELESCOPIC GROWTH RAY

WILL ENLARGE THOSE TINY FLEAS NO PROBLEM.

NOW BE AN OBEDIENT BOY AND TURN AROUND

SO I CAN SHOOT YOU.

UH, OKAY, BUT IS THAT THING SAFE?

NOT REALLY.

[ STRETCHING ]

I THINK HE MISSED THE POINT.

THERE WE GO.

HEY, I CAN SEE MY HOUSE FROM HERE.

WHO'S BLOCKING ALL MY SUNLIGHT?

SORRY.

RRRRR!

NOW GETTING THOSE FLEAS WILL BE A CINCH.

LET'S GO! [ TIRES SCREECH ]

HERE WE GO, INTO THE DEEPEST DARKEST JUNGLE

OF CHARLIE BURGER'S HINDQUARTERS.

I DON'T SEE HOW WE'RE GONNA FIND ANYTHING IN ALL THIS HAIR.

OH, LOOK. OUR FIRST FLEA!

I'M GONNA SEE IF I CAN REASON WITH THE LITTLE FELLA.

[ MUNCHING ]

UM, UH...

WE WERE WONDERING, UH, IF YOU COULD MAYBE,

STOP DOING WHAT YOU'RE DOING THERE?

PRETTY PLEASE.

UHHHH...

YIPE!

YOU'RE KIND OF CAUSING OUR FRIEND, CHARLIE BURGERS,

A GREAT DEAL OF DISCOMFORT.

WHAT WITH YOUR SUCKING HIS BLOOD AND ALL THAT.

BUZZ OFF, BOZO! I'M EATING!

[ GASPS ] HOW RUDE!

LOOK HERE, YOU.

YOU NEED TO VAMOOSE, LIKE, PRONTO.

GO! SHOO! SCAT! SHOO!

[ CRUNCH ]

YEE-OUCH!

UH-OH. THAT AIN'T GOOD.

THANKS FOR THE TRANSFUSION, UNCLE GRANDPA.

NO PROBLEM, UNCLE GRANDPA.

AS FOR YOU, MR. FLEA.

IT'S TIME TO TAKE OFF THE KID GLOVES...

[ SPITS ]

...AND PUT ON MY FLEA-FIGHTING CHIMP GLOVES.

[ GASPS ]

OH, NO, YOU DON'T. COME HERE.

[ GASPS ]

I HATE TO DO THIS,

BUT I'M AFRAID YOU LEAVE ME NO CHOICE.

HASTA LA FLEA-STA, BABY.

DUDE! THAT'S AWESOME!

OH, OH. LET ME TRY.

AW, YEAH, SON! THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKIN' 'BOUT!

YOU BETTER FLEE, FLEAS! CAUSE I'M ABOUT TO WRECK...YOU.

[ INSTENSE CHIRPING ]

[ SCREAMS ]

THEY MUST THINK MY PIZZA SAUCE IS BLOOD!

HURRY UP, PIZZA STEVE!

HELP ME, UNCLE G! I DON'T WANT TO BE FLEA FOOD!

THERE YOU GO.

YOU'RE NOT GOING ANYWHERE!

HOLY MAGILLACUTTY, THAT SURE IS A LOT OF FLEAS.

SO, WHAT'S THE PLAN, UNCLE G?

YOU GONNA GIVE THEM A TASTE OF THE OLD LASER HAMMER?

NAH. I THINK FOR THIS JOB, I'LL USE THE LASER ZEBRA.

[ GUNS COCKS ]

EAT NASAL LASER, YOU LITTLE MONSTERS!

HONK!

OH, MY!

EVERYBODY, RUN!

LOOK AT THEM SCATTER.

[ ENGINE TURNS OVER ] LET'S GET THEM, MR. GUS.

[ TIRES SCREECH ]

YEE!

[ HOWLS ]

OOP.

YIPEE! WE GOT THEM ON THE RUN!

RUNNIN' AND GUNNIN'!

HEE-HEE-HEE-HEE!

[ POPPING ]

[ SOFT SCREAMS ]

UH, HEY, GUYS, WE'RE NEARING THE TOP OF

CHARLIE BURGER'S HEAD.

Uncle Grandpa: SO, DID WE GET ALL THE FLEAS?

UH-OH.

[ ROARS ]

I-CHEE MY-CHEE, THAT'S A BIG ONE!

THAT MUST BE THE QUEEN FLEA.

OH, NO. SHE'S GOING BACK DOWN.

WE'RE GONNA LOSE HER!

I GOT THIS.

LET'S JUST TAKE A LITTLE OFF THE TOP.

[ BUZZING ]

UM, GUYS, WHAT'S GOING ON UP THERE?

Uncle Grandpa: DON'T WORRY. WE'VE GOT IT.

WHERE'D SHE GO?

OH, THERE SHE IS.

DANG, IT LOOKS LIKE SHE'S GOT A BUTT FULL OF BABIES.

WE HAVE TO STOP THIS INFESTATION AT THE SOURCE.

BELLY BAG, HAND ME MY LASER HAMMER.

AHH.

FINALLY! NO OFFENSE, BUDDY.

HMPH!

EAT HOT LASER!

[ ROARS ]

THAT DIDN'T EVEN PHASE HER.

HERE, PIZZA STEVE, TAKE THE ENLARGERER.

HUP!

NOW SHOOT ME BIGGER SO I CAN CLOBBER HER.

STAND STILL.

[ CHUCKLES ]

TIME TO GO SQUISH.

WAIT A MINUTE. WHAT'S UP WITH YOUR BUTT?

[ GASPS ]

EW, GROSS!

WHAT IS THAT?!

BABY FLEAS IN MY EYE!

[ SNARLS ]

[ ROARS ]

WELP, THERE GOES YOUR FLEA PROBLEM.

UM...SHOULDN'T WE SAVE THE CITY?

[ SIGHS ] FINE.

PIZZA STEVE, I NEED YOU TO MAKE US EVEN BIGGERER.

I'LL JUST SET YOU HERE.

JUST A SEC, UNCLE G.

FIRST I NEED TO ASSAULT THIS LITTLE PEST.

AAAAH!

THANK YOU.

OKAY, I'M READY.

NOW GET CLOSE TOGETHER.

SAY "CHEESEBURGERS."

CHEESEBURGERS! CHEESEBURGERS!

YOU'D BETTER GIVE ME THE GROW GUN, JUST IN CASE.

HERE YOU GO.

THANK YOU!

LET'S ROLL, CHARLIE BURGERS.

HEY! YOU'RE NOT GONNA LEAVE US IN THIS TREE, ARE YOU?

NO TIME. WE GOT TO SAVE THE CITY.

THAT BLOODSUCKING MONSTER WENT IN THERE.

SHE COULD BE ANYWHERE.

HOLD ON. [ SNIFFS ]

SHE'S THIS WAY.

YOU FOUND HER!

IT LOOKS LIKE SHE'S MAKING A WITHDRAWAL

AT THE BLOOD BANK.

[ ROARS ]

WAY TO GO, CHARLIE BURGERS.

WELL, I AM PART BLOODHOUND.

WE'VE GOT HER BOXED IN.

LET'S GET EVEN BIGGER AND STOMP HER GOOD.

SAYONARA, MAMA.

[ SNARLS ]

[ ROARS ]

[ LAUGHS ]

OH, A WISE GUY, HUH?

THANK YOU.

I SUPPOSE NOW WE HAVE TO SAVE THE UNIVERSE.

IT'S PROBABLY THE RIGHT THING TO DO.

WHICH WAY DID SHE GO, BOY? WHICH WAY DID SHE GO?

[ SNIFFS ]

SHE WENT THAT WAY.

FETCH!

WELL, SHE'S NOT HERE ANYMORE.

SHE MUST HAVE GONE THAT-A-WAYS.

AW, COME ON, CHARLIE BURGERS. THERE'S NO TIME FOR THAT.

SORRY, UNCLE GRANDPA.

IT'S JUST, WHEN AM I EVER GONNA GET ANOTHER CHANCE

TO MARK THE MOON?

♪♪

[ GASPS ] THERE SHE GOES!

SICK HER, BOY! [ GROWLS ]

[ ICE SHATTERS ] WHAT THE HECK WAS THAT?

LOOK OUT! SHE'S THROWING ASTEROIDS

FROM THE DARK SIDE OF URANUS.

HA! YOU MISSED!

YOINK!

YOU COULDN'T HIT THE BROAD SIDE OF --

AH!

UH, I TAKE IT BACK.

GOOD SHOT.

OH, NO! THE GASSY GIANT!

[ GASPS, COUGHS ]

PEE-EW!

THAT TEARS IT.

[ LAUGHS ]

IT'S TIME TO END THIS.

GOTCHA!

OH, MR. SUN, I'VE GOT A TASTY SNACK FOR YOU.

PLEASE, UNCLE GRANDPA, HAVE MERCY!

WE FLEAS NEVER WANTED TO HURT ANYONE!

WE WERE JUST HUNGRY AND NEEDED A PLACE TO LIVE!

SURELY, AS A MOTHER YOURSELF, YOU UNDERSTAND.

UNCLE GRANDPA, I HAVE A GREAT IDEA.

I KNOW WHAT WE CAN DO WITH HER.

[ WHISPERS INDISTINCTLY ]

[ GASPS ] THAT'S A GREAT IDEA!

AND THAT'S THE STORY OF HOW WE GOT OUR NEW HOME/MEAL-TICKET.

AND WE CAN ALL THANK UNCLE GRANDPA

FOR OUR SWANKY NEW DIGS.

All: THANK YOU, UNCLE GRANDPA!

HUH? WHAT'S THAT?

[ GROANS ] DID SOMEBODY SAY SOMETHING?

SHUT UP, VOICES IN MY HEAD!

THAT WAS A GREAT IDEA, CHARLIE BURGERS.

I'M SO GLAD WE COULD JUST GIVE FLEAS A CHANCE.

GEEZ, I THOUGHT HE'D NEVER LEAVE.

[ THUNDER CRASHES ]

IT'S ALIVE! IT'S ALIVE!

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